WEBVTT - Drew’s Hat of Terror 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:22.560 You have to look me eyes. Why don't you look 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:24.680 at me eyes? Because I'm my wife and looking at 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:28.360 people in your eyes. Look me in my eyes. Welcome 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:31.880 back to this episode emergency. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:34.080 And look you see it's because you're not knowing this 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.800 is that's not wrong. Welcome to this episode. We said 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:37.839 welcome back by accident. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:39.040 Look welcome. 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:50.680 Look me in the eyes. You're scared of me. That's 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:52.519 gonna be one of the things people click when they're like, 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:54.600 I just can't believe she would do that to him. 0:00:56.120 --> 0:01:00.600 His trauma is so unnoticed, His trauma's overlooked. It's crazy 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.160 how my trauma is literally over. 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:04.000 It's not my fault. You're a whole, but you do 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:07.319 that to yourself. What am I am? I wrong? 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:10.720 I mean, it's just it really is hard for me 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:13.680 to exist on this platform with two people who treat 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:17.000 me like fucking garbage and don't take into account that 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:17.839 I am human. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:20.600 I knew you were a human hole. 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:24.640 I didn't think you were I am a garbage disposal. 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.600 Disposal. You're the only person who says that word like. 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:31.000 That because it's the right way to say it is. 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:34.759 I think it's just it's we've had this conversation before. 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:40.920 But it's it's spelled garbage disposed, all like you're disposing everything. 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.959 But everybody says garbage disposal. But what if what the 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:46.199 fuck is a disposal? 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:53.600 It's the thing pronunciation. Let's see. 0:01:56.280 --> 0:02:05.720 Oh yeah, turn it up, garbage disposal exactly, saying. 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:11.000 No, you want so you're you're gaslighting me. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:12.760 That's not how you were saying disposal. 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:14.000 That's how you are saying. 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:14.959 You were different. 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:16.040 Yeah, you were saying, I. 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.679 Feel like both of us should kill yourself. I don't 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:20.280 know how many times I have to say it. Just 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.679 do it, please. We're begging. Everybody's begging. All of the 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.400 people are begging. They want it. 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:26.600 I'll actually do it. 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:34.280 Well, that's okay, Like we like, literally whatever you want 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:35.520 me to do. I'm gonna be honest. 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:37.640 I don't know if that many people will be like 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:39.960 that sad about it, but like him saying to me 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:40.520 is a big deal. 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:49.959 Okay, okay, welcome back to Emergency and to Come. I'm 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:54.960 Drew Phillips and this is our podcast. 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:57.040 And here we have fun. We let loose. 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:00.000 We just say what we want to say. 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:01.519 He was at the top of our brains. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:03.160 Should we talk about what happened last night and how 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:03.959 I saved your life? 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:05.160 What happened last night? 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:06.120 Hello? 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:10.040 Oh the mass attack? Yeah, the massive. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:12.000 Attack we went out for. 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:14.919 Like I wouldn't say you saved my life, I saved. 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:20.280 I'd say you were quick on your feet and that you. 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:20.120 Saved your life. 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:23.160 I had this situation under control, but you butted in 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:26.359 and then you saved my life and turned. 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:29.600 So without me, you would be that probably m m. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:34.160 I think some would argue yes. But so last night 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:35.680 we got home and we were so tired, but I 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:37.440 was like, you know what, I've been wanting to go 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:41.440 to this photo booth because this one person made up 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:44.040 this thing where it was like going to photo booths. 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:45.160 You do you know what that is? 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:46.280 Do you know what a photo booth is? 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:47.760 Yeah? 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:51.480 Oh well I just like learned what it was. But 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:53.040 before I explain what it is to you because I 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:53.400 still don't. 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:57.080 Oh wait, Brian, he invented the photo boo. I forgot 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:01.520 he invented that. Wow, so he was the first person 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:01.880 to do that. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.320 Yeah, So like he like, I don't know how to 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:06.000 explain it. He like, I don't even know how he 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:08.720 made the machine. But someone else made a machine, and 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:10.040 I know where a machine is. So I was like, 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.000 I'm gonna go to the machines because now they're like 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:15.440 widely available post that. So I wanted to go to 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.640 like this one spot we go to that's cute because 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:19.000 I had a lot to get off my chest to 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:19.360 my girl. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:20.440 So I was like, let's go, and. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.040 Like we literally had a key. 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.520 Yes, I was like, we need to go somewhere and 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:27.239 like I need to like express myself on a deep level. 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:29.640 So we went and I cried, Yes, I cried in public. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:30.400 I love doing it. 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.640 Before we get into it, I will say. And yeah, 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:36.000 that night I was I'm not even just saying this. 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:38.359 I was literally like taken aback by your beauty in 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.280 that room. And I'm not even just saying that, Like 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:42.880 I literally there. I caught myself in moments when you 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:45.160 were like telling you telling us what you were telling us, 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:48.400 like where I was like holy shit, like you are 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.359 like a gorgeous person. And then I also had a 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.640 moment where I saw you and I was like, holy shit, 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:55.000 we are twenty something year old. It's like we're old 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.400 as fuck. And then on top of all of that, 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:00.839 you had the most beautiful, graceful cry I've ever my entire. 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:03.040 Life, thank you. I wish you know what it is. 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.400 My best lighting is dim lighting, That's what it is. 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:06.880 Like. 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:08.320 My best lighting is like a. 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:10.440 Bar lighting where it's like kind of dim and then 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.640 there's like just enough light to like light my face 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.320 but not like with an orange hue. 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:17.600 Like ambient lighting is my most flattering light. 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:18.960 Yeah, girl, turn off the lights. 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:21.200 Yeah, Like I look when you can kind of barely 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:22.800 see me and everybody has a drink in them. 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.560 The like squint and it's really loud. Okay, now you're 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:28.719 like going and you like can't see anything because of. 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:29.279 How loud it is. 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:31.839 It's messing with your other senses, like your vision, so 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.120 you're just seeing things like more beautifully because like. 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:36.039 You know, like how you have to turn down the 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:41.920 radio to like listen to directions. That's what it's like 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:45.360 like listening to loud music. It's hard to hear a conversation. 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:48.280 Don't look at me right now when you say that, 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:52.080 You're like looking directly into my eyes, freaking me out. 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.680 No, I don't like you. I don't like you. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.600 God see see see So. 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:00.480 We were at this fucking I'm like to go to 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:01.280 my whole cooo chee. 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:03.839 Coming out, I have my feet. 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:05.200 On a sofa. I don't know where I've been looking 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:10.279 this entire time. I think I've been looking into the linbs. 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:14.200 So whatever we were there, we like had this like 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:15.040 moment do. 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:15.480 The hat bit. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:19.200 It was sweet. It's not too late. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:23.800 Well you called it out now, so like, whoa, the 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:25.400 way you're sitting is crazy. 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:27.400 Anyway, So we went here. It was nice. 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:29.960 Then we like left and me and Elsie were like, 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.280 we want something sweet, like maybe we get a little candy. 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:38.440 The sweet in question British poppers. That's the sweets in question, 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:45.120 British British branded poppers. I've never seen that in my 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:48.799 entire life, and you that's what you got. 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:53.560 Yeah, because I take risks different than like normal American. 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:55.000 Was actually way more. 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.800 What's different is that a human probably should have be 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.680 putting that to their nose, like it's literally it felt 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:04.440 like if I went straight up to a like try 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.679 like if I went to a gas nozzle and started 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:09.840 pouring gas on the floor and put my nose right 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.120 to the stream and some of it got. 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:14.560 Up my nose. Those poppers right now, Oh my god, 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:15.760 make my job. 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:17.880 You can't make him do drugs like it's literally like 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:18.600 four pm. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:21.400 I don't give a buck. We run this company different. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:24.600 You're going to get in trouble sniffers. 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:26.600 No, no, don't. 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:29.280 Actually please don't do it because you will pass You 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:30.360 will actually pass away. 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:32.559 How big would it get? How sticky would it get? 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.920 Your whole? Yeah, we're recording this. 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:38.160 Bitch, Oh, this is we started. 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.480 You're I hope you're happy that this will be your 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:42.520 last job that you will be able to get, because 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:44.400 I don't know where else you're gonna take this resume. 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:45.720 I know that's the crazy thing. 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:48.960 Like I've actually thought about that if I ever had 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:51.480 to like apply to LinkedIn again, they'd be like, all right, 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:53.200 we're just gonna like check in on what he's been 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:56.680 up to. And I'm just like talking about making boba 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:58.240 and doing poppers. 0:07:58.440 --> 0:07:59.160 Goohead, bitch. 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.120 I hope, I I hope you never work another day 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:02.000 in this fucking town. 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.000 Bitch? What was it wrong about? 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.160 Okay, So we left this bar, we go around the 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:10.880 corner and we go to this deli because while we 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:14.120 were walking past it, the tiniest fucking baby kittens were 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.200 in there. They should not have been in there be 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.080 they were also on the floor so young. 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.400 They were like the smallest little baby kittens ever. 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:23.360 Well insert they were so fucking cute. And we were 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:25.200 just hanging out and there petting these kittens. It was 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.080 the best time ever. And then yes, something was. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.840 Purchased, something sweet was purchased. 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:33.679 And then but on our way out, we were like 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:35.920 walking out and by this point I was the only 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:38.599 one who had, like I had like two and a 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:40.600 half drinks. It wasn't even the full three because I 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:43.040 was like splitting one of them, but I had almost 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:43.680 like three drinks. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:45.120 So I was like feeling myself. 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:46.640 I was a little to drink water. 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:48.079 Yeah, water. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.360 I drank a cup of winter because. 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:51.960 He's a fucking loser, because I take. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:56.120 Care of myself. And I love my body, do you though, No, 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:00.199 I hate my body. I hate I love my body. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:01.760 I hate my body. 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:04.600 The girls with their guns. That's like the best vine ever. 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:10.280 Okay, So we like walk out and this man comes 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:11.760 up to us with a city bike. 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.520 He's like rolling a city bike and he comes up 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:15.880 to us and he is covered in blood. 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:17.920 Oh okay, he came up to us and we were 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.680 like I saw I spotted him from across the way 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:24.880 and I was like, oh, like he's probably lost and 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:28.200 needs help. He's like shirtless and sweaty, and I was like, okay, 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:32.640 my like my instincts were telling me like, okay, be 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:35.960 careful here. He came up and we we saw like 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:38.240 this ship down his neck and we were all like, 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:39.920 what the fuck is that in our heads? And then 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:42.120 we looked up at his forehead and like his entire 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:45.080 forehead was like dashed open, and he was bleeding and 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:48.200 he was sweaty, and he had like cuts everywhere, and 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:48.760 we were. 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:51.880 Like and he looked like peeking on a dreadaline. 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:52.400 Yeah, he was. 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:54.760 He was other than whatever else was in his system, 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.040 Like he looked like ready to go. 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:59.320 Every fiber in my being was like, please don't come 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:01.200 up to us. Like we had locked eyes when he 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:02.760 was across the street, and I knew he was gonna 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.120 come up to us, and he did. He came up 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:09.080 to us, and my fight or flight like immediately kicked in. 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:10.520 Like I had so much a dream. I was like, 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:12.880 I'm about to have to like beat this fucking dude 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:14.560 up or some shit. I didn't know what the fuck 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.320 was gonna happen, because like he was obviously like on 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:18.160 something in. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.320 The right state, yeah, and like and also covered him fucking. 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:24.040 Bloody, so like, yeah, of course my brain was like, Okay, 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:27.319 we're gonna have to figure this shit out. But then 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:29.440 he's he asked us something like do you know which 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:34.000 way's Brooklyn, and like I were in started stuttering like crazy, 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:37.080 like it was like the worst performance ever. I was like, 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:40.679 and then ya steps in and. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:43.560 Then I was just like, I like wasn't really assessing. 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:45.640 I like, obviously I was like, oh, he's covered in blood, 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.160 how odd. But because I was like just kind of drunk, 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:51.000 I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry we're 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.200 not from here. And I couldn't even tell you where 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.480 we are right now, Like I like said something like 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.360 that to him. I don't know what I said, but 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:58.760 I was just like, oh my god, I'm so sorry 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.520 we're not from here. And then he was like okay, 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:03.319 and I was I don't even know if I made 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:04.080 any other comment. 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.559 We were like okay. I was just like okay, and. 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:10.079 Then we just kept walking and I got out of 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:10.680 there immediately. 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:13.600 I was like, fuck this, y'all for some reason started 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:15.640 like kind of loitering, and I was like, we gotta go, 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:18.440 and I started walking across the street, and then you 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:21.720 started walking the other way. Y'all started walking with me, 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:24.280 and then y'all turned around and walked back towards him 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:26.800 and then walked the other way, and then y'all were like, no, we. 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:33.600 Didn't walk towards him as we were crossing. As we 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:36.160 were crossing, the light had changed and a man behind 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.520 the man who was at the front of like the 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:41.560 line of cars, honked and me and Elsie were like, oh, 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:43.360 this light just changed and now we're. 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:44.240 In the middle of the street. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.240 So that's why we turned and then we just walked 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:48.440 the other way because the guy was starting honk, and 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:50.079 in my head, I was like, I don't want these 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:53.960 motherfuckers start honking. And this crazy motherfucker's like, who's honking 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:54.320 at me? 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:57.600 Why just keep walking? Ignore the honk and keep walking. 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:59.439 Well, I fucking lived and I saved your life, and 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:01.440 there should be a little bit more stick. You know what, 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.720 Next time, I'll let you sot your way into a stabbing. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:07.280 Next time, I'm going to get stabbed in front of you, 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:08.520 and it's going to change the directory of. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:09.160 Your life forever. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.240 Yeah, because I'm about to get hell of You's and 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.679 post that shit on the podcast, and I'm gonna pull 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:15.559 up to the hospital you're being held in and put 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.520 the mic like you're gonna be like laying down because 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.640 you're like so like wounded. I'm gonna lay the mind 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:25.000 next year, and I keep talking on the podcast. But 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.800 we like just went down and we were sitting at 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:29.400 this booth and like Drew was like, is he there? 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:30.640 Is he there? And I was like, dude, like he's 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:31.400 down the street. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:33.280 But I think he's like just off of us, because 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:35.120 I was like, oh, I think because I spoke to 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:39.440 him like a normal human, he just was like you passed. 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:43.400 Like that's what it felt like. It literally felt like, okay, 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.400 you passed, and like it just felt like we were 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:48.440 on like what would you do? And because we just 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:51.440 treated it normally and moved on, he just like moved 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:52.040 off of us. 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:54.079 And he was just like loitering in front of the. 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.000 Deli we were by, and we were like, okay, we 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:57.480 need to call a car and just like get out 0:12:57.480 --> 0:12:59.760 of here. So like Drew called an uber and we're 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:02.559 like sitting there waiting for the uber and then when 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:04.600 we get back in the uber, like he had kind 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:06.680 of like I feel like gotten out of our uscape 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:08.360 and we didn't know where he went, so we were 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:10.079 like this fucking card used to hurry so we don't 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:10.559 get murdered. 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:13.680 Were getting our uber and we see his bike is 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:15.960 parked in the middle of the road where we were 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:21.240 and like he's screaming at like everyone that's pass Like 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:22.880 like I don't want to mimic it because it's crazy, 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:27.000 but he was like yelling at every literally and like 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:30.000 freaking the fuck out and like charging at people, and 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:33.160 like he's like the car. He's running at our car 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:34.840 and I'm in the back of the Uber and I'm 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:38.199 like please, like go, like just run, like go. He's 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:39.440 gonna start banging on the window. 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:41.000 There was a group house out of the bar we 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:41.320 were at. 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:45.440 He was like like running after this group of like 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.080 thirty people and like like a bunch of. 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:50.040 Other people were on bikes and he had gotten off 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:51.840 his bike. He was like running after them. 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:56.920 It was crazy, Like it was so good, Yeah, exactly. 0:13:56.920 --> 0:14:00.760 It was like five five minutes after he has he 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:03.040 was like kind of normal with us. He like snapped 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.599 and was like yelling at everybody. No. 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:08.240 I literally think we just got lucky because I couldn't 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:11.800 gauge my danger that I was like, oh, I'm so sorry, 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:16.440 like I don't know, and then he was just huh yeah. 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:19.840 Drew and Elsie went dead silent, and I was like, oh, 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:22.400 I actually don't know, like I'm so sorry. We're not 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:23.040 from here. 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:26.280 And then he was like okay, and I was like 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.200 I think I made a comment like hope you find 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:30.680 your way, like I said something. 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:32.440 I don't remember exactly what I said. But then we 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.960 just moved on. But like as we walked away, I 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:35.880 was like, oh, that was. 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.440 Somebody who was probably going to murder us, like because 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:42.840 he was covered in blood. I'm curious how his night progressed. 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:44.880 That he has a city bike, Like did he take 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:46.720 the city bike from somebody he got into a fight 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:50.960 with because I was standing with his lift fucking app like, 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:52.720 oh yeah, maybe he was drunk and fucking. 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:54.360 Fell That's what I think. I think he was like 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.120 inebriated and fell off his bike. 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.600 But he was shirtless and he wasn't carrying a shirt. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.440 It's a hot night, that's true. It's a hot night 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:02.960 in New York. 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:06.600 It's a beautiful night. We look at phones. Something dumb 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:07.000 to do? 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:12.640 Hey, Bay you be, I think, And that was our 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.000 story of how I saved our life. And it was like, honestly, 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:18.000 like it's just easy for me, like someone like me, 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:20.680 like you know how Harry Saws is like treat people 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:23.400 with kindness I don't even have. I don't feel like 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:24.760 I have to live by that because. 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:25.200 I naturally do. 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:26.960 That's part of your character. 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:29.520 Yeah, and giving head is a part of that too. 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:33.000 But oh are you soft serving right now? 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:37.680 Yeah? Oh yeah. In the car. In the car, everybody's 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:40.000 like we went saft served, we went soft served. And 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:43.480 I was like, and I gave. 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:47.400 The only one like a soft serve because I can 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:48.760 only do a full forcer. 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:51.520 But Drew was in the craziest mood in the car. 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:54.320 He was literally passing away and his phone died, so 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:56.520 he was like fully tapped out of reality because he 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.640 couldn't just turn off his brain and scroll TikTok. 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:00.920 He like, yeah, like, what are you actually? I don't 0:16:00.960 --> 0:16:02.680 know what you're supposed to do in the car anymore, 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.560 Like if you don't have a phone, I don't know 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:05.360 what you're supposed to do. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:07.680 I'm the opposite because I get so fucking car sick. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:10.480 I'm like I don't like, I don't know how y'all 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:12.520 are using your iPhone in the car and not wanting 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:16.960 to throw up. Oh my god, you bitch, ass liar bitch. 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:24.320 I'll just j stop interrupting us. I'll play with you 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:25.080 in the backseat. 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.800 Yeah, but yeah, Drew was just like going on like 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:28.800 a delusional loop. 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:30.520 And we passed the smoke shop. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.240 Did you ever go to the website Aliens? 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:34.680 Oh? No, I never went. 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:37.680 We bought the smoke shop and he was like, Elsie's 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:39.280 phone was the only one on, and he was. 0:16:39.240 --> 0:16:43.280 Like, write that down, write that down. Wasn't saying what 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:47.480 he was but I saw. I was like Aliens dot com. 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:49.920 I just wanted to see their website. 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:51.760 He was like write it down. He was like no, 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:54.360 And then we passed like three shops. We saw an 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.360 ice cream shop. He's like, I'm gonna make tonight about 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:57.600 me and we need to go get ice cream. And 0:16:57.600 --> 0:16:59.520 then he was like, fuck, what was I just saying 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:02.160 to write down? And we were like Aliens dot com. 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:06.359 It doesn't even Oh no, it's a L Y E 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:07.520 E n S. 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:12.240 Dot com. You're gonna get a virus, like immediately. 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:16.639 It's I think it was written down and spelled wrong. 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:19.159 Or that's just the name of the shop. It's like 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:20.560 it's like. 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:25.240 Stupid. 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:29.879