Speaker 1: You have to look me eyes. Why don't you look
Speaker 1: at me eyes? Because I'm my wife and looking at
Speaker 1: people in your eyes. Look me in my eyes. Welcome
Speaker 1: back to this episode emergency.
Speaker 2: And look you see it's because you're not knowing this
Speaker 2: is that's not wrong. Welcome to this episode. We said
Speaker 2: welcome back by accident.
Speaker 1: Look welcome.
Speaker 2: Look me in the eyes. You're scared of me. That's
Speaker 2: gonna be one of the things people click when they're like,
Speaker 2: I just can't believe she would do that to him.
Speaker 1: His trauma is so unnoticed, His trauma's overlooked. It's crazy
Speaker 1: how my trauma is literally over.
Speaker 2: It's not my fault. You're a whole, but you do
Speaker 2: that to yourself. What am I am? I wrong?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it really is hard for me
Speaker 1: to exist on this platform with two people who treat
Speaker 1: me like fucking garbage and don't take into account that
Speaker 1: I am human.
Speaker 2: I knew you were a human hole.
Speaker 1: I didn't think you were I am a garbage disposal.
Speaker 2: Disposal. You're the only person who says that word like.
Speaker 1: That because it's the right way to say it is.
Speaker 1: I think it's just it's we've had this conversation before.
Speaker 1: But it's it's spelled garbage disposed, all like you're disposing everything.
Speaker 1: But everybody says garbage disposal. But what if what the
Speaker 1: fuck is a disposal?
Speaker 3: It's the thing pronunciation. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, turn it up, garbage disposal exactly, saying.
Speaker 2: No, you want so you're you're gaslighting me.
Speaker 1: That's not how you were saying disposal.
Speaker 2: That's how you are saying.
Speaker 4: You were different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were saying, I.
Speaker 1: Feel like both of us should kill yourself. I don't
Speaker 1: know how many times I have to say it. Just
Speaker 1: do it, please. We're begging. Everybody's begging. All of the
Speaker 1: people are begging. They want it.
Speaker 4: I'll actually do it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's okay, Like we like, literally whatever you want
Speaker 2: me to do. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that many people will be like
Speaker 3: that sad about it, but like him saying to me
Speaker 3: is a big deal.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, welcome back to Emergency and to Come. I'm
Speaker 1: Drew Phillips and this is our podcast.
Speaker 2: And here we have fun. We let loose.
Speaker 1: We just say what we want to say.
Speaker 2: He was at the top of our brains.
Speaker 3: Should we talk about what happened last night and how
Speaker 3: I saved your life?
Speaker 1: What happened last night?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Oh the mass attack? Yeah, the massive.
Speaker 2: Attack we went out for.
Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't say you saved my life, I saved.
Speaker 1: I'd say you were quick on your feet and that you.
Speaker 2: Saved your life.
Speaker 1: I had this situation under control, but you butted in
Speaker 1: and then you saved my life and turned.
Speaker 3: So without me, you would be that probably m m.
Speaker 3: I think some would argue yes. But so last night
Speaker 3: we got home and we were so tired, but I
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, I've been wanting to go
Speaker 3: to this photo booth because this one person made up
Speaker 3: this thing where it was like going to photo booths.
Speaker 1: You do you know what that is?
Speaker 2: Do you know what a photo booth is?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh well I just like learned what it was. But
Speaker 3: before I explain what it is to you because I
Speaker 3: still don't.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, Brian, he invented the photo boo. I forgot
Speaker 1: he invented that. Wow, so he was the first person
Speaker 1: to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So like he like, I don't know how to
Speaker 3: explain it. He like, I don't even know how he
Speaker 3: made the machine. But someone else made a machine, and
Speaker 3: I know where a machine is. So I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to the machines because now they're like
Speaker 3: widely available post that. So I wanted to go to
Speaker 3: like this one spot we go to that's cute because
Speaker 3: I had a lot to get off my chest to
Speaker 3: my girl.
Speaker 2: So I was like, let's go, and.
Speaker 1: Like we literally had a key.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was like, we need to go somewhere and
Speaker 3: like I need to like express myself on a deep level.
Speaker 3: So we went and I cried, Yes, I cried in public.
Speaker 2: I love doing it.
Speaker 1: Before we get into it, I will say. And yeah,
Speaker 1: that night I was I'm not even just saying this.
Speaker 1: I was literally like taken aback by your beauty in
Speaker 1: that room. And I'm not even just saying that, Like
Speaker 1: I literally there. I caught myself in moments when you
Speaker 1: were like telling you telling us what you were telling us,
Speaker 1: like where I was like holy shit, like you are
Speaker 1: like a gorgeous person. And then I also had a
Speaker 1: moment where I saw you and I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 1: we are twenty something year old. It's like we're old
Speaker 1: as fuck. And then on top of all of that,
Speaker 1: you had the most beautiful, graceful cry I've ever my entire.
Speaker 2: Life, thank you. I wish you know what it is.
Speaker 2: My best lighting is dim lighting, That's what it is.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 2: My best lighting is like a.
Speaker 3: Bar lighting where it's like kind of dim and then
Speaker 3: there's like just enough light to like light my face
Speaker 3: but not like with an orange hue.
Speaker 2: Like ambient lighting is my most flattering light.
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, turn off the lights.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I look when you can kind of barely
Speaker 3: see me and everybody has a drink in them.
Speaker 1: The like squint and it's really loud. Okay, now you're
Speaker 1: like going and you like can't see anything because of.
Speaker 2: How loud it is.
Speaker 3: It's messing with your other senses, like your vision, so
Speaker 3: you're just seeing things like more beautifully because like.
Speaker 1: You know, like how you have to turn down the
Speaker 1: radio to like listen to directions. That's what it's like
Speaker 1: like listening to loud music. It's hard to hear a conversation.
Speaker 4: Don't look at me right now when you say that,
Speaker 4: You're like looking directly into my eyes, freaking me out.
Speaker 2: No, I don't like you. I don't like you.
Speaker 1: God see see see So.
Speaker 2: We were at this fucking I'm like to go to
Speaker 2: my whole cooo chee.
Speaker 3: Coming out, I have my feet.
Speaker 1: On a sofa. I don't know where I've been looking
Speaker 1: this entire time. I think I've been looking into the linbs.
Speaker 2: So whatever we were there, we like had this like
Speaker 2: moment do.
Speaker 1: The hat bit.
Speaker 2: It was sweet. It's not too late.
Speaker 3: Well you called it out now, so like, whoa, the
Speaker 3: way you're sitting is crazy.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So we went here. It was nice.
Speaker 3: Then we like left and me and Elsie were like,
Speaker 3: we want something sweet, like maybe we get a little candy.
Speaker 1: The sweet in question British poppers. That's the sweets in question,
Speaker 1: British British branded poppers. I've never seen that in my
Speaker 1: entire life, and you that's what you got.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I take risks different than like normal American.
Speaker 1: Was actually way more.
Speaker 3: What's different is that a human probably should have be
Speaker 3: putting that to their nose, like it's literally it felt
Speaker 3: like if I went straight up to a like try
Speaker 3: like if I went to a gas nozzle and started
Speaker 3: pouring gas on the floor and put my nose right
Speaker 3: to the stream and some of it got.
Speaker 1: Up my nose. Those poppers right now, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: make my job.
Speaker 2: You can't make him do drugs like it's literally like
Speaker 2: four pm.
Speaker 1: I don't give a buck. We run this company different.
Speaker 1: You're going to get in trouble sniffers.
Speaker 4: No, no, don't.
Speaker 3: Actually please don't do it because you will pass You
Speaker 3: will actually pass away.
Speaker 4: How big would it get? How sticky would it get?
Speaker 2: Your whole? Yeah, we're recording this.
Speaker 4: Bitch, Oh, this is we started.
Speaker 3: You're I hope you're happy that this will be your
Speaker 3: last job that you will be able to get, because
Speaker 3: I don't know where else you're gonna take this resume.
Speaker 2: I know that's the crazy thing.
Speaker 4: Like I've actually thought about that if I ever had
Speaker 4: to like apply to LinkedIn again, they'd be like, all right,
Speaker 4: we're just gonna like check in on what he's been
Speaker 4: up to. And I'm just like talking about making boba
Speaker 4: and doing poppers.
Speaker 2: Goohead, bitch.
Speaker 3: I hope, I I hope you never work another day
Speaker 3: in this fucking town.
Speaker 2: Bitch? What was it wrong about?
Speaker 3: Okay, So we left this bar, we go around the
Speaker 3: corner and we go to this deli because while we
Speaker 3: were walking past it, the tiniest fucking baby kittens were
Speaker 3: in there. They should not have been in there be
Speaker 3: they were also on the floor so young.
Speaker 1: They were like the smallest little baby kittens ever.
Speaker 3: Well insert they were so fucking cute. And we were
Speaker 3: just hanging out and there petting these kittens. It was
Speaker 3: the best time ever. And then yes, something was.
Speaker 2: Purchased, something sweet was purchased.
Speaker 3: And then but on our way out, we were like
Speaker 3: walking out and by this point I was the only
Speaker 3: one who had, like I had like two and a
Speaker 3: half drinks. It wasn't even the full three because I
Speaker 3: was like splitting one of them, but I had almost
Speaker 3: like three drinks.
Speaker 2: So I was like feeling myself.
Speaker 1: I was a little to drink water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, water.
Speaker 1: I drank a cup of winter because.
Speaker 2: He's a fucking loser, because I take.
Speaker 1: Care of myself. And I love my body, do you though, No,
Speaker 1: I hate my body. I hate I love my body.
Speaker 1: I hate my body.
Speaker 2: The girls with their guns. That's like the best vine ever.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we like walk out and this man comes
Speaker 3: up to us with a city bike.
Speaker 2: He's like rolling a city bike and he comes up
Speaker 2: to us and he is covered in blood.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, he came up to us and we were
Speaker 1: like I saw I spotted him from across the way
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, like he's probably lost and
Speaker 1: needs help. He's like shirtless and sweaty, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: my like my instincts were telling me like, okay, be
Speaker 1: careful here. He came up and we we saw like
Speaker 1: this ship down his neck and we were all like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is that in our heads? And then
Speaker 1: we looked up at his forehead and like his entire
Speaker 1: forehead was like dashed open, and he was bleeding and
Speaker 1: he was sweaty, and he had like cuts everywhere, and
Speaker 1: we were.
Speaker 2: Like and he looked like peeking on a dreadaline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 2: He was other than whatever else was in his system,
Speaker 2: Like he looked like ready to go.
Speaker 1: Every fiber in my being was like, please don't come
Speaker 1: up to us. Like we had locked eyes when he
Speaker 1: was across the street, and I knew he was gonna
Speaker 1: come up to us, and he did. He came up
Speaker 1: to us, and my fight or flight like immediately kicked in.
Speaker 1: Like I had so much a dream. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm about to have to like beat this fucking dude
Speaker 1: up or some shit. I didn't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: was gonna happen, because like he was obviously like on
Speaker 1: something in.
Speaker 2: The right state, yeah, and like and also covered him fucking.
Speaker 1: Bloody, so like, yeah, of course my brain was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to figure this shit out. But then
Speaker 1: he's he asked us something like do you know which
Speaker 1: way's Brooklyn, and like I were in started stuttering like crazy,
Speaker 1: like it was like the worst performance ever. I was like,
Speaker 1: and then ya steps in and.
Speaker 3: Then I was just like, I like wasn't really assessing.
Speaker 3: I like, obviously I was like, oh, he's covered in blood,
Speaker 3: how odd. But because I was like just kind of drunk,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry we're
Speaker 3: not from here. And I couldn't even tell you where
Speaker 3: we are right now, Like I like said something like
Speaker 3: that to him. I don't know what I said, but
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh my god, I'm so sorry
Speaker 3: we're not from here. And then he was like okay,
Speaker 3: and I was I don't even know if I made
Speaker 3: any other comment.
Speaker 2: We were like okay. I was just like okay, and.
Speaker 3: Then we just kept walking and I got out of
Speaker 3: there immediately.
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck this, y'all for some reason started
Speaker 1: like kind of loitering, and I was like, we gotta go,
Speaker 1: and I started walking across the street, and then you
Speaker 1: started walking the other way. Y'all started walking with me,
Speaker 1: and then y'all turned around and walked back towards him
Speaker 1: and then walked the other way, and then y'all were like, no, we.
Speaker 3: Didn't walk towards him as we were crossing. As we
Speaker 3: were crossing, the light had changed and a man behind
Speaker 3: the man who was at the front of like the
Speaker 3: line of cars, honked and me and Elsie were like, oh,
Speaker 3: this light just changed and now we're.
Speaker 2: In the middle of the street.
Speaker 3: So that's why we turned and then we just walked
Speaker 3: the other way because the guy was starting honk, and
Speaker 3: in my head, I was like, I don't want these
Speaker 3: motherfuckers start honking. And this crazy motherfucker's like, who's honking
Speaker 3: at me?
Speaker 1: Why just keep walking? Ignore the honk and keep walking.
Speaker 3: Well, I fucking lived and I saved your life, and
Speaker 3: there should be a little bit more stick. You know what,
Speaker 3: Next time, I'll let you sot your way into a stabbing.
Speaker 1: Next time, I'm going to get stabbed in front of you,
Speaker 1: and it's going to change the directory of.
Speaker 4: Your life forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm about to get hell of You's and
Speaker 3: post that shit on the podcast, and I'm gonna pull
Speaker 3: up to the hospital you're being held in and put
Speaker 3: the mic like you're gonna be like laying down because
Speaker 3: you're like so like wounded. I'm gonna lay the mind
Speaker 3: next year, and I keep talking on the podcast. But
Speaker 3: we like just went down and we were sitting at
Speaker 3: this booth and like Drew was like, is he there?
Speaker 2: Is he there? And I was like, dude, like he's
Speaker 2: down the street.
Speaker 3: But I think he's like just off of us, because
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I think because I spoke to
Speaker 3: him like a normal human, he just was like you passed.
Speaker 3: Like that's what it felt like. It literally felt like, okay,
Speaker 3: you passed, and like it just felt like we were
Speaker 3: on like what would you do? And because we just
Speaker 3: treated it normally and moved on, he just like moved
Speaker 3: off of us.
Speaker 2: And he was just like loitering in front of the.
Speaker 3: Deli we were by, and we were like, okay, we
Speaker 3: need to call a car and just like get out
Speaker 3: of here. So like Drew called an uber and we're
Speaker 3: like sitting there waiting for the uber and then when
Speaker 3: we get back in the uber, like he had kind
Speaker 3: of like I feel like gotten out of our uscape
Speaker 3: and we didn't know where he went, so we were
Speaker 3: like this fucking card used to hurry so we don't
Speaker 3: get murdered.
Speaker 1: Were getting our uber and we see his bike is
Speaker 1: parked in the middle of the road where we were
Speaker 1: and like he's screaming at like everyone that's pass Like
Speaker 1: like I don't want to mimic it because it's crazy,
Speaker 1: but he was like yelling at every literally and like
Speaker 1: freaking the fuck out and like charging at people, and
Speaker 1: like he's like the car. He's running at our car
Speaker 1: and I'm in the back of the Uber and I'm
Speaker 1: like please, like go, like just run, like go. He's
Speaker 1: gonna start banging on the window.
Speaker 2: There was a group house out of the bar we
Speaker 2: were at.
Speaker 1: He was like like running after this group of like
Speaker 1: thirty people and like like a bunch of.
Speaker 3: Other people were on bikes and he had gotten off
Speaker 3: his bike. He was like running after them.
Speaker 1: It was crazy, Like it was so good, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: It was like five five minutes after he has he
Speaker 1: was like kind of normal with us. He like snapped
Speaker 1: and was like yelling at everybody. No.
Speaker 3: I literally think we just got lucky because I couldn't
Speaker 3: gauge my danger that I was like, oh, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 3: like I don't know, and then he was just huh yeah.
Speaker 2: Drew and Elsie went dead silent, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I actually don't know, like I'm so sorry. We're not
Speaker 2: from here.
Speaker 3: And then he was like okay, and I was like
Speaker 3: I think I made a comment like hope you find
Speaker 3: your way, like I said something.
Speaker 2: I don't remember exactly what I said. But then we
Speaker 2: just moved on. But like as we walked away, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, that was.
Speaker 3: Somebody who was probably going to murder us, like because
Speaker 3: he was covered in blood. I'm curious how his night progressed.
Speaker 3: That he has a city bike, Like did he take
Speaker 3: the city bike from somebody he got into a fight
Speaker 3: with because I was standing with his lift fucking app like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, maybe he was drunk and fucking.
Speaker 1: Fell That's what I think. I think he was like
Speaker 1: inebriated and fell off his bike.
Speaker 3: But he was shirtless and he wasn't carrying a shirt.
Speaker 1: It's a hot night, that's true. It's a hot night
Speaker 1: in New York.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful night. We look at phones. Something dumb
Speaker 2: to do?
Speaker 3: Hey, Bay you be, I think, And that was our
Speaker 3: story of how I saved our life. And it was like, honestly,
Speaker 3: like it's just easy for me, like someone like me,
Speaker 3: like you know how Harry Saws is like treat people
Speaker 3: with kindness I don't even have. I don't feel like
Speaker 3: I have to live by that because.
Speaker 2: I naturally do.
Speaker 4: That's part of your character.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and giving head is a part of that too.
Speaker 3: But oh are you soft serving right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh yeah. In the car. In the car, everybody's
Speaker 1: like we went saft served, we went soft served. And
Speaker 1: I was like, and I gave.
Speaker 3: The only one like a soft serve because I can
Speaker 3: only do a full forcer.
Speaker 2: But Drew was in the craziest mood in the car.
Speaker 3: He was literally passing away and his phone died, so
Speaker 3: he was like fully tapped out of reality because he
Speaker 3: couldn't just turn off his brain and scroll TikTok.
Speaker 1: He like, yeah, like, what are you actually? I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're supposed to do in the car anymore,
Speaker 1: Like if you don't have a phone, I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 3: I'm the opposite because I get so fucking car sick.
Speaker 3: I'm like I don't like, I don't know how y'all
Speaker 3: are using your iPhone in the car and not wanting
Speaker 3: to throw up. Oh my god, you bitch, ass liar bitch.
Speaker 2: I'll just j stop interrupting us. I'll play with you
Speaker 2: in the backseat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, Drew was just like going on like
Speaker 3: a delusional loop.
Speaker 2: And we passed the smoke shop.
Speaker 3: Did you ever go to the website Aliens?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, I never went.
Speaker 3: We bought the smoke shop and he was like, Elsie's
Speaker 3: phone was the only one on, and he was.
Speaker 2: Like, write that down, write that down. Wasn't saying what
Speaker 2: he was but I saw. I was like Aliens dot com.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see their website.
Speaker 3: He was like write it down. He was like no,
Speaker 3: And then we passed like three shops. We saw an
Speaker 3: ice cream shop. He's like, I'm gonna make tonight about
Speaker 3: me and we need to go get ice cream. And
Speaker 3: then he was like, fuck, what was I just saying
Speaker 3: to write down? And we were like Aliens dot com.
Speaker 3: It doesn't even Oh no, it's a L Y E
Speaker 3: E n S.
Speaker 2: Dot com. You're gonna get a virus, like immediately.
Speaker 1: It's I think it was written down and spelled wrong.
Speaker 2: Or that's just the name of the shop. It's like
Speaker 2: it's like.
Speaker 1: Stupid.
Speaker 3: Also, that's like sushi dot com at that like random
Speaker 3: ass mall. We went to a random ass mall in
Speaker 3: Hicksville and the rest one of the restaurants was just
Speaker 3: called sushi dot Com, which is honestly so lit. It
Speaker 3: was like sushi dot com Italian food. Like it was
Speaker 3: like one of those setups where like all of the
Speaker 3: restaurants were just like what the food was, Like, they
Speaker 3: weren't giving them names anymore.
Speaker 2: It was like sandwich.
Speaker 1: It was fake food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was not real.
Speaker 1: It was like ghost kitchen food.
Speaker 2: We need a ghost kitchen.
Speaker 1: No one's addressing the pandemic that is ghost kitchens.
Speaker 2: I think it kind of died down. I think ghost kitchens.
Speaker 3: Was like a huge It's still a thing, but I'm
Speaker 3: thinking about like influencer ghost kitchen.
Speaker 2: Remember when.
Speaker 3: Everybody just like was a order from my place on Postmates?
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, or like get my food truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like what why, Like, no.
Speaker 1: I don't want your food like you post tiktoks.
Speaker 2: Also you post made Chick fil A every single night.
Speaker 3: You think I'm gonna trust whatever food, you're hot running
Speaker 3: through a ghost kitchen.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just not well. No one is talking about
Speaker 1: how devastating of a day I had yesterday. I woke
Speaker 1: up to quite possibly the worst news of my life.
Speaker 1: And actually, I'm not kidding. Not a soul set a
Speaker 1: thing to me.
Speaker 2: I literally was texting you about it.
Speaker 1: It's like it's fucked up. No, actually, I am like
Speaker 1: a little bit offended by everyone's behavior in the moment
Speaker 1: except for you. You were the only one that like
Speaker 1: actually treated me with fucking respect. But my fucking Spotify
Speaker 1: account got deleted and banned.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just I do understand how deep it is
Speaker 3: because it's like a catalog of like all of your things,
Speaker 3: and it's like, this was my moment and I had
Speaker 3: this soundtrack, so I do understand. But I thought you
Speaker 3: were going to say something completely different, and something.
Speaker 2: Happened, like are you crying? You're it's okay to cry?
Speaker 2: Boys cry too.
Speaker 1: Oh now boys are allowed to cry, but three episodes ago,
Speaker 1: boys weren't allowed to cry.
Speaker 2: People change, Yeah, thank you, thank you? Yeah cry bitch?
Speaker 1: Would you want to be so bad?
Speaker 2: You're a little bitch?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? But yeah, my Spotify account got deleted,
Speaker 1: and I thought about it, like a couple months ago,
Speaker 1: we had this conversation. I had this conversation with someone
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, like, it is kind of
Speaker 1: terrifying how I don't own my music, Like I don't
Speaker 1: own CDs of it, I don't own it on like iTunes.
Speaker 1: I just like if it like something happened to like
Speaker 1: the Spotify service and everything got deleted, like I would
Speaker 1: not own a thing, and I spent all this money
Speaker 1: to own nothing, and it's that and they gotten my
Speaker 1: account got fucking deleted, and I don't have any of
Speaker 1: the music I listened to when I was in high school.
Speaker 1: I don't have any of the music that I was
Speaker 1: not your account for that long. Yeah, it's like it's
Speaker 1: my account. I thought that was your accounts.
Speaker 2: It's like twenty because I my Spotify account. I had two.
Speaker 3: So I went through like losing my Spotify because I
Speaker 3: basically gave it to my fucking dad. And now, like
Speaker 3: it's not like I could go back and look at like, oh,
Speaker 3: how often did I listen to this?
Speaker 2: Because it's like, I'm.
Speaker 3: Glad you liked listening to Jay Bellivan every day for
Speaker 3: three hours for the past five years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my account was I shared it with like a
Speaker 1: couple of my buddies in high school.
Speaker 2: So like, well, so, yeah, you've had it for like
Speaker 2: a long time. You've had it for like six I've
Speaker 2: had it on sophomore year.
Speaker 4: But they just banned you, right, they weren't like I.
Speaker 2: Think his account is like gone.
Speaker 1: I think it's gone.
Speaker 3: Oh I know what you could do just make an
Speaker 3: account and follow yourself, so then you could be paying
Speaker 3: for two accounts.
Speaker 1: Literally, that's a good idea. Hold on, what were you saying, Kai.
Speaker 4: Oh you can you can mirror your Spotify to like
Speaker 4: deezer or something.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I think I got banned for is
Speaker 1: like using an illegal app, and I feel like.
Speaker 3: But I feel like you've done that and that hasn't
Speaker 3: happened to your account.
Speaker 4: No, I only only do it with Deezer because all
Speaker 4: the apps that I used your nuts?
Speaker 5: Are these your nuts?
Speaker 4: God? Dude, God damn wait, who was your.
Speaker 1: I just can't laught. We would as this is actually
Speaker 1: the craziest, Like this was probably rock bottom for me.
Speaker 1: It was like, actually it was real rock bottom, but
Speaker 1: we would after.
Speaker 2: Rock bottom, after rock bottom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is real rock Bottom.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm sorry. Oh it's funny that it's about rock bottom.
Speaker 1: Oh, miss, I'm going to rock your bottom.
Speaker 2: Oh that was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was something there, but she missed it.
Speaker 4: But no.
Speaker 1: We were at like dinner yesterday and one of the
Speaker 1: people at dinner is from South Carolina, and I was
Speaker 1: she was just like talking about being from South Carolina,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I have a friend from
Speaker 1: South Carolina. And I said it genuinely, and I believe
Speaker 1: that I had someone that I knew personally from South Carolina.
Speaker 1: And then I thought about it and I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, like I don't know this person at all.
Speaker 1: And the even sadder part about it is this part
Speaker 1: is a literal porn star. And I like, and I've
Speaker 1: never spoken a single word to this person.
Speaker 2: I've never but you've shared intimacy with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And it was almost the first person I've
Speaker 1: ever subscribed to on OnlyFans, But since OnlyFans doesn't take AMEX,
Speaker 1: they wouldn't let me, so I just have to read
Speaker 1: their Twitter bio and know that they're from North Carolina.
Speaker 4: So your your parasocial relationship with this porn star is
Speaker 4: so deep, Yeah, that you think that.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah that I genuinely was like, I mean
Speaker 1: there's something to that. My friend.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is my friend.
Speaker 1: I mean we jerked off together.
Speaker 3: Like that's the crazy thing is like of all parasocial
Speaker 3: like relationships, I feel like that like makes sense because like,
Speaker 3: in a way, you had intimacy with someone.
Speaker 1: The deepest form of human connect connection. Whoa holy shit, that.
Speaker 2: Was a good from like your crazy stun. Also, every
Speaker 2: time you do.
Speaker 3: This and look at me, it looks like you're smelling
Speaker 3: your armpit, and I thought that's what you were doing
Speaker 3: when your fake crying. I was like, is he like
Speaker 3: acting like he's crying so we can smell his fucking
Speaker 3: armpit right now?
Speaker 1: Basically spotify fuck you actually.
Speaker 2: No, please no, I love you?
Speaker 1: You know you know, oh you know?
Speaker 3: All right, hold on, I have to like close the
Speaker 3: blinds because the sun is like in your face.
Speaker 2: It's fine, I just don't want you to wait.
Speaker 1: You have a hat.
Speaker 2: Oh you have a hat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your hat that you have that you just
Speaker 3: have on standby to block out the sun.
Speaker 1: That's your hat. Well it literally works.
Speaker 3: It just like you know, it's like works almost too.
Speaker 3: It's blocking the sun from me.
Speaker 1: You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Where did you get that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like what where did you pull it from?
Speaker 1: It was down here.
Speaker 2: I didn't even notice it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's basically a stool. I use it as a stool.
Speaker 4: It's like ten pounds.
Speaker 1: Oh it is ten pounds. It's comedic. Garson firsts next calm,
Speaker 1: I got it? Like that?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Is this one real though?
Speaker 3: Because I know the other one was really fucking fake?
Speaker 3: Oh you left the tag on? Why did you leave
Speaker 3: the tag on?
Speaker 1: For proof?
Speaker 3: Because no one will or to return it because you
Speaker 3: can't afford it.
Speaker 1: You bitches are so fucking mad that I have the
Speaker 1: coolest hat ever. That's the thing. It's giving.
Speaker 2: It moves, no bitch like. It's like it's giving like
Speaker 2: a pilgrimage.
Speaker 1: It's giving high fashion. It's giving swag.
Speaker 2: That's swag. It's giving.
Speaker 1: It's giving. I get bitches, it's.
Speaker 3: Giving like I have a about to explode because I
Speaker 3: can't keep it any longer.
Speaker 4: It looks like a lego hat.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. Is it hollow?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I keep things in here too sometimes.
Speaker 2: Can you can you hold my water? Do you think
Speaker 2: you could?
Speaker 1: Or?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, obviously it's like what it's made for.
Speaker 2: That's what it's made for.
Speaker 4: This is a little too.
Speaker 1: Bad, But I store my iPhone in here. It's like
Speaker 1: really nice.
Speaker 2: Why why would anybody want to store their iPhone in
Speaker 2: their hat.
Speaker 1: If you don't have pockets. If you don't have pockets,
Speaker 1: you just put your phone in your head, I guess.
Speaker 3: But then what if your hat falls off? I feel
Speaker 3: like that's a really prone to falling off hat. Like
Speaker 3: what if someone's mad at you and they could just
Speaker 3: fucking swing your hat off?
Speaker 2: Are you getting a phone.
Speaker 1: Call right now? I'm getting a phone call. Oh yo,
Speaker 1: hey you absolutely I was just gonna be like you
Speaker 1: almost hear.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy we were locked in, Like we did
Speaker 1: not plan that out. I turned NYA, was going to
Speaker 1: do it where you call?
Speaker 2: When when the call happened, I was like, who did that?
Speaker 1: I know that we were really locked in?
Speaker 2: Wait can you hit that?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: Because seeing you hit a jewel and this like pilgrimage
Speaker 3: hat is crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't like that. Don't don't rub the rim.
Speaker 3: Oh it's like the cowboy hat thing, like tipping your hat?
Speaker 2: Oh can I try it on? But it looks good
Speaker 2: on me?
Speaker 1: You cannot try this on. Oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: made for men.
Speaker 2: Whoa clothing like doesn't like girls like.
Speaker 1: Clothes should wear girls. A girl should wear girls clothes.
Speaker 1: Men should wear men clothes. And that's it.
Speaker 2: You're not wearing this, that's your sayment, that's all.
Speaker 1: I will die on that hill.
Speaker 2: I will die on the hill if that skirts are
Speaker 2: for girls. Kid, cutting your your day.
Speaker 3: Is coming the second time we've hated my head can
Speaker 3: like go in this?
Speaker 4: It looks longer on any for some reason?
Speaker 1: Are you saying that I have a big head?
Speaker 4: That's what they know.
Speaker 2: No, that's just what they say about me.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 1: It's crazy how I have haters in the room.
Speaker 4: I think you look good. I think you look really handsome.
Speaker 1: Silent haters.
Speaker 3: I don't think He's not silent though he's like openly
Speaker 3: like being kind of mean to you.
Speaker 1: So I think, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, I think that's pretty like cool of him. And
Speaker 3: it is weird because he's teetering on the edge of
Speaker 3: you fired. He's like on a constant loop of that.
Speaker 4: But like I mean, like complimenting a threat to you, Drew,
Speaker 4: I feel like we need to unpack that, honestly.
Speaker 2: Because wait, why are you hitting on me?
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to unpack these fists.
Speaker 2: I feel like I need to direction unpack my butthole.
Speaker 4: Okay, onto, Drew, true, if you're going to hit me,
Speaker 4: hit me.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like every time I do an episode,
Speaker 3: I'm making you better.
Speaker 4: The fun out.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is kind of nice being in here.
Speaker 2: It smells like Drew shut out.
Speaker 1: It smells like me though. Oh it's on, It's really on.
Speaker 5: Its stuck on you? Was it actually stuck not.
Speaker 3: For a second, but then when he started yanking, it
Speaker 3: went to an angle and it like was grabbing my earrings.
Speaker 1: And you pushed it down on my face and it
Speaker 1: like hit the bridge of my nose and I sore
Speaker 1: for like half a second. You broke my nose. No,
Speaker 1: don't do it again, please because it actually hurt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bitch, personally shut.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Drew's wind chimes are going on, the Rangel wind chips.
Speaker 3: The ring. The tone is so embarrassing, like the like
Speaker 3: ring like when chimes is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: And every time I'm anywhere.
Speaker 4: It looks good. You guys look beautiful.
Speaker 2: I can still wear the basics like a very scary
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 1: To compliment me, but you don't want to put.
Speaker 3: Out Yeah, you're being like the ultimate tease.
Speaker 4: Like I'm like, employee, that's fucking weird to say, Okay,
Speaker 4: that insection is gonna agree with me.
Speaker 1: Fuck them.
Speaker 3: When are you in that restaurant yesterday? Did you hear
Speaker 3: me doing fart sounds in the bathroom?
Speaker 1: No, dude, I don't think you were.
Speaker 2: I think you had already gone into the bathroom or
Speaker 2: you moved.
Speaker 3: And the person who was outside, that woman who was
Speaker 3: outside of my door, I think she heard all of
Speaker 3: that because I kept.
Speaker 1: Going up to the door and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I don't think we heard it because
Speaker 1: I was standing right next to her. I think she
Speaker 1: was like, if she gave you any sort of energy,
Speaker 1: it was because you opened the door and as someone
Speaker 1: with like carrying like thirty pounds of glass cups was
Speaker 1: walking by and you almost like hit him, and I
Speaker 1: was like can you no, no, no, but like nothing happened.
Speaker 1: But I think she may that may have been the energy,
Speaker 1: but we could not hear you making for it.
Speaker 2: So that's embarrassing though, because that means I was just.
Speaker 3: In the bathroom like peeing and making force I was
Speaker 3: doing it for so long, Like.
Speaker 1: I was, like, guy's been doing this thing recently where
Speaker 1: he doesn't lock the bathroom door, which I think it's
Speaker 1: on purpose so people see him defecating and walk in
Speaker 1: on him using the restaurant.
Speaker 4: It's true, that's crazy. Yeah, every every time I've gone
Speaker 4: you're weird to your pooh in the bathroom in New York,
Speaker 4: I haven't locked it because it's like cool to be like, oh,
Speaker 4: at any moments and we could come in and I
Speaker 4: would be in this like compromising position right there.
Speaker 1: Man, Come on, man, why is every security guard the
Speaker 1: oldest person I've ever seen? No, but actually, why are
Speaker 1: they the oldest people ever? I know?
Speaker 2: Like, I'm sorry, I'm running. I'm running.
Speaker 1: I know I'm supposed to trust my life at Like
Speaker 1: I was at the bank and I'm not kidding. This
Speaker 1: man was ninety eight years old. He was literally withering
Speaker 1: away in front of me. He had seconds left, Like
Speaker 1: I guarantee he dies in the next four days. He
Speaker 1: was withering away, and I was sitting there thinking, I
Speaker 1: was like, who, Like who is he protecting? Is he
Speaker 1: going to protect me? Like I'm going to have to
Speaker 1: protect him? Yeah, but I do understand why because like
Speaker 1: old people have to make money too to work, which
Speaker 1: is like crazy, but like security guards are disgustingly old.
Speaker 2: That was the craziest observation ever because it's so true.
Speaker 3: Like I can't think of like a young security guard
Speaker 3: I've seen in the past.
Speaker 1: Like three months, just like every male flight attendant is
Speaker 1: a gay man. Prove me wrong.
Speaker 3: I can't comments speak up, and then we'll accuse you
Speaker 3: of lying.
Speaker 2: The next episode will accuse you of lying. Well, that's like.
Speaker 3: Nevermind, it was going to be really bad and I
Speaker 3: don't want to say think I'm really embarrassed.
Speaker 1: The next note I have is it's all theatric Oh
Speaker 1: my god, everything is theatrics. Nothing is real. That's that
Speaker 1: security guard that is not real. He's not protecting me.
Speaker 1: It's theatrics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what TSA is exactly.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. All of it, everything, all security,
Speaker 1: all things to protect us, isn't real.
Speaker 3: Well, everything is to make somebody feel in power, but
Speaker 3: in the same position, disengaging somebody from power so that
Speaker 3: somebody else can be on top of somebody else.
Speaker 2: Like security guards are that.
Speaker 3: Like what we don't live in the fucking nineteen twenties anymore,
Speaker 3: Who's going in and robbing a bank once?
Speaker 2: The last time a bank was row?
Speaker 1: Can you even rob a bank? I genuinely feel like
Speaker 1: it's just debit cards now, like they don't have.
Speaker 2: Any Yeah, they don't have money in there.
Speaker 3: They probably have like such a small I think I
Speaker 3: saw something about that that somebody robbed a bank and
Speaker 3: took all the money that was there, And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: I think they had made a comment that it was
Speaker 3: like three thousand dollars and that's what was in passion
Speaker 3: the bank, and.
Speaker 4: That you saw was from our show because we had
Speaker 4: this conversation.
Speaker 1: Wait, what was it?
Speaker 4: We talked that like who robs banks anymore? And then
Speaker 4: I looked up how much the average and it's like
Speaker 4: seven somewhere. It's really sucky.
Speaker 2: Person talk about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the emergency Intercom Experience. We should make an
Speaker 1: intro to our show that it's like primates becoming sentient
Speaker 1: with third eyes, like making their monkey sounds, and then
Speaker 1: like a woman comes, yeah, and then like a woman's
Speaker 1: voice like borderline robotic, kind of like all encompassing omnipresent
Speaker 1: is just says the emergency intercom experience.
Speaker 4: I have some pretty bad news for you, Drew. What
Speaker 4: you just described the Joe Rogan experience intro, Like, word
Speaker 4: for word.
Speaker 2: Is that actually Joe robes It's opening. Yeah, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: I have never seen an episode of that in my life.
Speaker 2: And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: I genuinely if you put a picture of Joe Rogan
Speaker 3: in my face, I don't know if I would be
Speaker 3: able to name that.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he looks like.
Speaker 4: Well, Drew and I are white guys, so it's like
Speaker 4: seared into.
Speaker 1: A It's like it's in our DNA.
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan is white, right, No, what is he?
Speaker 4: He's Panics, He's Italian. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: If you put like ten men in front of me
Speaker 3: and you were like, point out Joe Rogan and you
Speaker 3: had a gun into my head, I'd be like, fuck,
Speaker 3: let's play.
Speaker 1: That game right now. And I look up three men
Speaker 1: and you try it, okay, look at like random white man,
Speaker 1: random white man, and then Joe Rogan. Okay, and we'll
Speaker 1: play that game.
Speaker 2: What do I win If I got to get.
Speaker 1: It right and you get to get big old smooch
Speaker 1: from me, big o kiss.
Speaker 2: Okay, why the fuck would I want that?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Be real?
Speaker 1: Oh people want that?
Speaker 2: Who wants that?
Speaker 1: People like the people watching.
Speaker 4: It doesn't get this right. These are like Dolly two images.
Speaker 4: Are you making fun of my laugh?
Speaker 1: No? No, I was. I was gonna crackle in my
Speaker 1: voice because I have bronch.
Speaker 3: You were speaking earlier and you had a voice like
Speaker 3: your lung pop and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you're dying. And it's literally not jewel like, it's gone
Speaker 3: like downhill, like.
Speaker 2: Like your voice.
Speaker 1: We got we got We talked about this on the Patreon,
Speaker 1: but we got mint jewel pods shipped in from Russia
Speaker 1: that are a year expired and I've been hitting them
Speaker 1: and my lungs have been filling up with puss.
Speaker 2: But they taste so good, taste yummy.
Speaker 3: They need to make mince that tastes like that, like
Speaker 3: mints that are jewel mint pod flavor.
Speaker 1: The emergency in are Come experience like Jolly Ranchers.
Speaker 3: Okay, they need to be like, okay, if we can't
Speaker 3: have mint jewel pods anymore, they need to make a
Speaker 3: non nicotine based one that tastes and smells like that
Speaker 3: that I could put in a humidifire.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about red Bull, like red Bull
Speaker 1: without caffeine. Yeah, put it in a humidifier.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they haven't done that. The unspiked
Speaker 2: Maybe we should do that. We should just steal the formula.
Speaker 1: No, That's what I'm saying, is like they I've given
Speaker 1: them a billion dollar idea and they won't take it.
Speaker 4: So I'm just going to the photos. Ready, Okay, I'll
Speaker 4: put these on screen.
Speaker 3: This is what do I get it immediately? Then?
Speaker 2: What's the fun in that?
Speaker 4: This is number one? This is number three?
Speaker 3: Well, it's incredibly easy because only one of them, only
Speaker 3: one of them has a mic in their hand and
Speaker 3: looks like they're saying the most absurd ship ever, and
Speaker 3: the rest of them like they're linked.
Speaker 1: In the You just got tricked because that was Alex Jones.
Speaker 2: Wait are you kidding?
Speaker 4: Number two?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, swear to God, no, you're lying. I'm looking this
Speaker 2: ship up because you'all are lying. I'm so confused.
Speaker 3: Okay, that actually confused me because I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't know how Alex Jones.
Speaker 2: Looks either, Like I don't know, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, like whoa you just got buddied.
Speaker 3: That would have been awesome if I got a body
Speaker 3: that way, I wish.
Speaker 4: Okay, I have one more.
Speaker 2: That's him.
Speaker 1: I'm at that point where it's back to me wanting
Speaker 1: to run away and disappear again.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, maybe when my suicidal ideations are forming into.
Speaker 1: Other things and I just like manifesting his hiking trips
Speaker 1: my suicide, and my suicide manifests itself as like running away,
Speaker 1: running away in camp.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's like a healthy way for it to
Speaker 3: like go. Dude, have you been seeing like Tavia in I.
Speaker 1: Just saw it today on her I g story that
Speaker 1: blue fucking.
Speaker 3: We're going to spend the rest of our life being
Speaker 3: like we're gonna go do that and then not doing
Speaker 3: it because we're just like caught up.
Speaker 2: We're caught up in other things.
Speaker 4: I feel like you guys do stuff though. Shut I
Speaker 4: just I'm trying to like validate the fact that you
Speaker 4: guys are living your life and you go blind. What
Speaker 4: the fuck?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that if you went blind, I would take
Speaker 1: care of you.
Speaker 4: If I went blind would suck because I can never
Speaker 4: see what.
Speaker 2: I would push you so crazy.
Speaker 1: Don't hit on me.
Speaker 4: I'm not hitting on you.
Speaker 2: I would push you.
Speaker 1: I would wipe your ass for you.
Speaker 4: Actually, I feel like I.
Speaker 2: Don't help wiping his ass. I think you just really
Speaker 2: want to wipe his ass.
Speaker 4: My eyes has become bad recently, though, so maybe we
Speaker 4: should just start.
Speaker 1: Test it out, just test it. Yeah, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: she gets so jealous.
Speaker 4: When I know when you talk about wiping my heiney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she like wants to be like kissing on me.
Speaker 4: Imagine true, imagine with my legs up.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, we're done. We're done.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 1: You know that one video of the baby farting, like
Speaker 1: squeezing the farts out with Oh yeah, I'll do that too.
Speaker 4: That would be awesome if you could get it on.
Speaker 1: Can we actually try that?
Speaker 4: Patreon?
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not I'm not even joking. Can we try that?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: You don't you hate farts?
Speaker 1: I would. I would take a far to the face.
Speaker 3: Before that, I farted around Drew and he's gotten genuinely
Speaker 3: pissed because he hates farts.
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, I just hold it in like I hold
Speaker 1: it in until it dissipates.
Speaker 2: And and that's why you can't shit, bitch.
Speaker 4: So your balls absorbed the fire if.
Speaker 2: I squeezed your balls, would you fart?
Speaker 1: No? No, what whatever?
Speaker 3: I'm just I mean you said that.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I get really angry when people I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, really, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: You could just have not done that or made it silent,
Speaker 1: and I would have been like, which one of you
Speaker 1: motherfuckers farted? But like hearing it is completely so.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about that the other day because I
Speaker 4: was like, I make so many poop jokes, but I do.
Speaker 4: I am disgusted by farts in a way. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I fucking hate that.
Speaker 2: I think that's just funny.
Speaker 4: No, it's funny, it is funny.
Speaker 1: But well, I don't care if guys fight, but when
Speaker 1: girls fight, I'm like, you're just what the fuck?
Speaker 2: No, that's like literally the source of the problem.
Speaker 3: And I like it when you're saying that in that hat.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. You don't feel weird for saying that.
Speaker 1: Well, I just think girls, if they don't poop, like,
Speaker 1: why should they be able to fart?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Girls poop. Girls, they poop all the time.
Speaker 1: I don't like, you can't lie to me, like I
Speaker 1: just lied to you. Insaide. Joe Rogan was Alex Jones, like,
Speaker 1: you can't do that to me. I don't know who
Speaker 1: you are talking brain is exactly why do you think
Speaker 1: I wear this hat. It's because it's hard for my hand.
Speaker 3: Because your hair started to mat up from the top
Speaker 3: because you don't brush it some night. Hide my big
Speaker 3: mound of maddened hair at the top of your head
Speaker 3: that you can only hide with that hat. Oh hey,
Speaker 3: you can't just hide, right you go. You can't just
Speaker 3: hide from me.
Speaker 1: It's gonna hurt. Oh oh, I thought this wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: come off.
Speaker 3: I actually got so we imagine I had to take
Speaker 3: you to the fucking fire department.
Speaker 2: They had to Oh that would be piss me off.
Speaker 1: Please help me.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I think it's cool if girls make big
Speaker 4: diarrhea farts.
Speaker 2: Should we move on?
Speaker 1: We think we should move on.
Speaker 3: I wish we were in our house and you were
Speaker 3: in this same chair and that chair was mine, because
Speaker 3: if we were, I would kick the legs of it
Speaker 3: so hard that the wood would break and you would
Speaker 3: fall and you would be so embarrassed. Yeah, and then
Speaker 3: you would try to laugh it off and it wouldn't
Speaker 3: be funny.
Speaker 4: Because my tailbone will hit the ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the wind would be knocked out of you.
Speaker 4: Have you, guys ever like slipped on ice and like
Speaker 4: hit your tailbone like that.
Speaker 1: Because because I have like balance, I have hit my
Speaker 1: taib done that?
Speaker 2: Come on, you're embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I have. I had hit my tailbone and it's the
Speaker 1: worst pain.
Speaker 2: No, because I know how to walk. Like what cool
Speaker 2: supreme sticker on your fucking laptop.
Speaker 4: I didn't even put.
Speaker 1: Oh I rode the subway for the first time alone.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he keeps saying it. I know you
Speaker 2: have the print that you.
Speaker 6: Got yelled at because you asked for help, like you.
Speaker 1: Met the meanest. I didn't know where I was going,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to be sure I didn't fucking go
Speaker 1: to like Long Island or some shit and ride the
Speaker 1: train for thirty minutes and like go the opposite way.
Speaker 1: So I was asking people for help along the way.
Speaker 1: Because if someone asked me for help and I knew
Speaker 1: where I was, I would be like, oh, yeah, like
Speaker 1: this is it. I would be nice about it because.
Speaker 2: I would fucking push them and fucking spit on me.
Speaker 1: I feel like you would be like the type of
Speaker 1: person that kind of like roll your eyes or should
Speaker 1: be angry. What But I asked several people and I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is about me, but I only
Speaker 1: approached women. And I think it's because I can strusted women.
Speaker 1: But I recognize that, like to the average woman who
Speaker 1: doesn't know who I am, I am a scary looking
Speaker 1: straight man. Yeah, literally, like, and I can see that
Speaker 1: some people, and that's why I give am giving her
Speaker 1: the benefit of that you have.
Speaker 2: To just go up to her and be like, hey,
Speaker 2: my beautiful slave queen. Yeah, and then you can and.
Speaker 1: Then you.
Speaker 2: Hey, girl, let's have a key.
Speaker 1: But I uh asked. I was like, so is this
Speaker 1: this CD trainer? Whatever? The trainer? I was trying to
Speaker 1: get on the CD's nuts trained to do it?
Speaker 2: Wait you said that to her?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like I was like, do you want to see
Speaker 1: my balls? What train is? And I was like, why
Speaker 1: would you yell at me? I was like, you look
Speaker 1: so beautiful. You shouldn't be wearing makeup?
Speaker 2: Why are you Why aren't you smiling right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like you should. You should put a smile on that face.
Speaker 2: Girl, I could put a smile on your face.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. No, I just I simply was just like, yo,
Speaker 1: is this the right train? And she like slowly looked
Speaker 1: up and then like turned her head to me and
Speaker 1: was like she's I don't remember what she said, but
Speaker 1: she said some schlick shit where it was like she
Speaker 1: like pointed to the wall across and it was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, look, and then I was like, holy
Speaker 1: fucking shit, Like, well, like I'm being genuine and I'm
Speaker 1: asking you this seriously, like if a man approached you
Speaker 1: and like, would you, like and you were fearful for
Speaker 1: your life of him, would you be mean to him?
Speaker 1: Or would you try to be nice?
Speaker 2: No, I don't even think it was a fear thing.
Speaker 3: She was probably just like annoyed, because like I don't
Speaker 3: think you necessarily bring fear in people, because like, let's
Speaker 3: be real, like, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, yeah, I'm pretty big.
Speaker 2: Was that what were you pointed to?
Speaker 4: Literally just flexed like SpongeBob.
Speaker 3: Also, like you were wearing the hat, which would piss
Speaker 3: me off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like I'd be like, fuck this vaccilator.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm the final like for millennial in this hat.
Speaker 1: That's what I just realized. This is what that is?
Speaker 4: A millennial final boss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if I was at Burning Man and I
Speaker 1: had this on on you.
Speaker 3: Nobody would have to be that one shade of brown
Speaker 3: we were talking about, like the one shade of brown
Speaker 3: that everyone.
Speaker 4: I feel like a maroon would look really good with that.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't be mean to you.
Speaker 3: But while you were having that experience, I was on
Speaker 3: the train because we were all meeting at Central Park,
Speaker 3: and I was on the train also, and these three
Speaker 3: like fifteen sixteen year old kids were like vlogging and
Speaker 3: being so fucking obnoxious, and I was like, whatever, I'm
Speaker 3: obnoxious sometimes, whatever, But they kept doing this thing where
Speaker 3: they were screaming, and I think, obviously because of like
Speaker 3: the state of like everyone in the US, but specifically
Speaker 3: on public transportation in New York, people are kind of
Speaker 3: just like you know, you see the videos. Everybody's like
Speaker 3: very like cognizant of like what's happening around them. And
Speaker 3: they were on this train like screaming and making noise
Speaker 3: and like obviously trying to invoke like fear because they
Speaker 3: thought it was funny, and.
Speaker 2: Everybody was just kind of annoyed with them.
Speaker 3: They just happened to be going to Central Part two,
Speaker 3: so we got off at the same stop and they
Speaker 3: were in front of me, and like then they crossed
Speaker 3: the street and they pulled out water guns and started
Speaker 3: spraying random people and recording it. And I was like,
Speaker 3: they are the worst people on this planet right now,
Speaker 3: Like you cannot convince me.
Speaker 2: Otherwise, and they were like doing that and vlogging themselves.
Speaker 3: And then I had to cross to where they were
Speaker 3: because we were also going into the same entrance and
Speaker 3: I didn't want to elongate my walk by like ten minutes,
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck it, I'm just gonna get behind them.
Speaker 3: I was behind them, and they kept turning around and
Speaker 3: seeing me and like slowing down because I knew they
Speaker 3: wanted to fucking spray me with their stupid ass water guns.
Speaker 3: And basically I ended up just like going around them
Speaker 3: because they wouldn't stop them. When I was passing them,
Speaker 3: they said hi to me, and I was like, this
Speaker 3: is so annoying because now they're gonna fucking hit me
Speaker 3: with this fucking water and I felt spread in my
Speaker 3: back and I didn't do anything, and I was like whatever,
Speaker 3: I'll let them just be kids and be annoying and
Speaker 3: keep moving. And then they did it again, and I
Speaker 3: didn't look back, and I was holding my water bottle
Speaker 3: and I just stuck the middle finger.
Speaker 2: Then all of them were like what there wasn't even us.
Speaker 3: We said hi to you, we were being nice, You're
Speaker 3: being mean and like they were just being annoying, and
Speaker 3: then they did it again.
Speaker 2: They were like sixteen seventeen, but I can't really gauge.
Speaker 3: They were just really tall, like they were all like
Speaker 3: kind of taller than me, but you could tell they
Speaker 3: were children.
Speaker 1: Personally, I would have pushed them under the train tracks.
Speaker 3: But he would have murdered children, I will say, and
Speaker 3: I've said it publicly, like I do like when kids
Speaker 3: are being fucking batshit annoying fucks, I do want them
Speaker 3: to die like and I am sorry whatever, sue me.
Speaker 3: But they did it again, and I knew they were
Speaker 3: recording me, and I was like, this is the lamest
Speaker 3: I'm probably ever gonna sound, because I'm gonna sound like
Speaker 3: a forty year old like single woman, a single mother.
Speaker 2: I meant, who's like tired of my own kids. And
Speaker 2: I was just like I was.
Speaker 3: Like, get from around meet go around me, and I
Speaker 3: was like please.
Speaker 2: Please, and then they were like we were just playing it.
Speaker 3: I was like please, please please, and then they just
Speaker 3: like went around me and I just moved the other
Speaker 3: way and they didn't even laugh, So I think, like
Speaker 3: I maybe hurt their feelings. I couldn't tell, and I
Speaker 3: couldn't give a fuck, but it annoyed me so bad,
Speaker 3: and all I can think about is that they have
Speaker 3: on video of them spraying my back, and like I
Speaker 3: genuinely was walking and I was like, damn, you know what,
Speaker 3: I actually hope they get hit by a fucking car,
Speaker 3: because like the cars that were passing when people had
Speaker 3: their windows open, like there were truck drivers passing and
Speaker 3: they were spraying the people and it was like.
Speaker 2: They were just being so fucking rude.
Speaker 3: And recording it, and I was like, this is why
Speaker 3: the internet is like the worst thing to ever happened
Speaker 3: to like the human race. And I was like, they're
Speaker 3: being so evil, and I want them to get hit
Speaker 3: by a car because in my head, I'm like the
Speaker 3: krama would play out that they would be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I was being awful to these people who are just
Speaker 3: working and living their life and it's karma. But then
Speaker 3: I was like, no, they would probably just become even
Speaker 3: worse people because they were like obviously just straight kids
Speaker 3: who like were like not being like, don't have strict
Speaker 3: parents like that was like kind of the vibe. But
Speaker 3: basically I was genuinely like walking to the park and
Speaker 3: instead of being peaceful, I was like ruminating because I
Speaker 3: was like, I genuinely want them to like get hit
Speaker 3: by a car and not die, but just like be
Speaker 3: out of the game until they're like eighteen and then
Speaker 3: they have time to be like, fuck, I can't be
Speaker 3: like a reckless idiot anymore.
Speaker 4: I'm a growing sounds.
Speaker 1: I completely forgot that this happened because I actually trauma
Speaker 1: blocked it, but probably around the same time you were
Speaker 1: experiencing that. Legitimately, I was like I had the reason
Speaker 1: I rode the subway alone for the first time, Like I, yes,
Speaker 1: I was good. It's called subbing. We get on the subway,
Speaker 1: we do our things. We get in New York and
Speaker 1: we do our thing and we ride the subway. Like
Speaker 1: it's not that weird.
Speaker 2: You know calls it.
Speaker 1: Nobody does that. You take suboxin and you get on
Speaker 1: the subway. Take a box suboxin.
Speaker 2: Is that like a like a like a medication?
Speaker 1: What is that sort of Yeah, it's a fucking lit medication.
Speaker 1: But I got to my destination I need to go
Speaker 1: to my bank to get like a blank check or
Speaker 1: some shit, and got all that figured out. I was
Speaker 1: waiting for Mason out front because he was meeting up
Speaker 1: with me and then we were gonna go to Central
Speaker 1: Park and meet you there and everybody else. And I
Speaker 1: had gone into Starbucks for the first time on my
Speaker 1: own like volition, I think ever in my life. It
Speaker 1: was like the first time I've ever like been like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want a Starbucks drink, which I will am gonna
Speaker 1: go on a fucking rampage about in a second.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: We've seen your old id posts. You've meant into a
Speaker 3: Starbucks on your own volition. Mister Lana del Rey.
Speaker 2: Is so beautiful. I know you were sucking up those prappuccino.
Speaker 4: And how many vanilla frappuccinos have you sucked down?
Speaker 3: You are such a vanilla bean prappuccino And I'm I
Speaker 3: mean that derogatory. What do you mean story as how
Speaker 3: you are a vanilla bean prappaccino bitch?
Speaker 1: But I went to Starbucks and I got my strawberry
Speaker 1: I'll say you refresher, which is just a saggy, my
Speaker 1: pink drink. My pinkitty drinkity drink, and I just like
Speaker 1: had to find something to do because I actually looked
Speaker 1: like a psycho tweak, and I was like pacing up.
Speaker 3: And down the r right in the bank and did
Speaker 3: your business and then stood outside the bank.
Speaker 2: You like look like you were going to the bank.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. I Mason like is never on time, and
Speaker 1: he was like thirty minutes away when I left the bank,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, whatever, I'll just wait up
Speaker 1: and down the street and I was like pacing back
Speaker 1: and forth for a while. Then I got my Starbucks
Speaker 1: and then I was like, okay, I need to fucking
Speaker 1: relax and just sit down on my iPhone. But I
Speaker 1: was trying to conserve my battery because it was dying
Speaker 1: very quickly, and I'm like crouching, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: boredis fuck, So I'm not on my phone. I'm just
Speaker 1: kind of like thinking thoughts of myself. And then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I should take my vitamins since I have this drink
Speaker 1: right now. So I like go into my wallet and
Speaker 1: I take out like six beef liver pills and like,
Speaker 1: to the untrained eye, it looks like Molly like they
Speaker 1: look like actual drugs. And I'm sitting there like like
Speaker 1: imagine me like crouched in my like normal crouch position,
Speaker 1: like skimming through my wallet like getting pills out. And
Speaker 1: then a fan comes up and she's like, hey, I,
Speaker 1: like I really really love your podcast, Like can I
Speaker 1: get a picture with you? And like immediately I'm like yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: like of course, and I stand up and like three
Speaker 1: pills fall out of my lap and like roll all
Speaker 1: over the ground, and I'm just like, I promise I'm
Speaker 1: not doing drugs, Like I swear it's not drugs. They're
Speaker 1: vitamins or my vitamins. And she's just just like and
Speaker 1: like took the picture and walked the way and like
Speaker 1: to her, it actually looked like I was doing drugs,
Speaker 1: Like I look like I was doing.
Speaker 3: You look like a fucking freak because you're crouching down
Speaker 3: in front of a bank.
Speaker 4: Alone at that doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait no, we had to tell that.
Speaker 1: When I just I got really lightheaded.
Speaker 3: Actually no, I did too, because I haven't had like
Speaker 3: a like a big enough meal than when you were talking.
Speaker 2: I was like passing away.
Speaker 1: From eight like three quarters of or yeah, three quarters
Speaker 1: of subway today, but they fucked up my thing and
Speaker 1: they put fucking all lives in this like sweet dressing.
Speaker 3: You being like in New York, which is like infamous
Speaker 3: for having like an infinite amount of delis that you
Speaker 3: could go to and you ordering some way, yeah.
Speaker 4: Ordered who I'm gonna put some sweet dressing in you.
Speaker 4: Right after we stop recording, I'm gonna take you upstairs
Speaker 4: and put some sweet dressing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: Okay, but after we got the hat, me and Drew
Speaker 3: were sitting outside of this fucking Macha spot and we
Speaker 3: were like sitting in so just trying to.
Speaker 2: Figure out what we were going to do, and he
Speaker 2: was wearing it, and this girl ran.
Speaker 3: Up to us and she was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: like I'm out of breath because I just ran here.
Speaker 3: But my friend said you were here and I wanted
Speaker 3: to come meet you. And then we were like, oh what,
Speaker 3: like heny we started talking to here and we were like, wait,
Speaker 3: how did your friend see us? And then she was
Speaker 3: like oh, because he was about to clock into work
Speaker 3: and he was like, oh my god, Drew was on.
Speaker 2: The street, but like he's just in a really big.
Speaker 1: Hat, so look for the big hat and look.
Speaker 3: For the big hat, and that had me and Drew
Speaker 3: cracking out because I was like, dude, and they were
Speaker 3: like is that real?
Speaker 2: Like are you wearing that seriously? And me Andrew were like, dude,
Speaker 2: who are.
Speaker 3: We on the internet that that's even a real question,
Speaker 3: like if the hat is like a real like fashion choice.
Speaker 3: But it was like genuinely making people upset and like angry,
Speaker 3: and they were like genuinely taking a fence to the
Speaker 3: fact that Drew was wearing that.
Speaker 1: I was getting bullied face for the first time in
Speaker 1: my life. And also in that situation when the girls
Speaker 1: were like look for the big hat, we were sitting
Speaker 1: next to this woman who like was just like mining
Speaker 1: her business, drinking her macha and eating her ice cream,
Speaker 1: and like we just like invaded her space and sat
Speaker 1: next to her, and I had.
Speaker 3: Like a conniption.
Speaker 1: Fit, like a meltdown. I was like, every decision, the
Speaker 1: past six decisions I've made have been wrong, Like I'm
Speaker 1: fucking up, like I'm ruining my life. Everybody hates me,
Speaker 1: like freaking the fuck out, all while wearing this hat.
Speaker 1: And then I like stopped myself.
Speaker 2: For a second and then I said something.
Speaker 1: I was like no, no, No, I stopped myself for
Speaker 1: a second, and I like see myself in the third person,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and I'm doing all this in this
Speaker 1: stupid fucking hat. And then she just burst out laughing
Speaker 1: because like she wanted the hat to be addressed so bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she was probably like, dude, there's no way
Speaker 3: this man is actually sitting here freaking the fuck out
Speaker 3: with that on his head, like that should be. Like
Speaker 3: whatever decisions you made that were wrong should be the
Speaker 3: least of your worries. If that hat was like also
Speaker 3: made like recently, like that should be. That was the
Speaker 3: first bad decision, But honestly, it was the best decision.
Speaker 1: I know, because look, we look good.
Speaker 2: Who's we?
Speaker 1: You're the only one who wears fucking altars.
Speaker 4: Look like you're getting sucked into a black hole right now.
Speaker 2: What time are we at?
Speaker 4: One minute and first, sorry, one.
Speaker 1: Hour and three minutes, so we got like ten minutes left.
Speaker 4: No, you probably do like media, and you're good because
Speaker 4: we have of cuts.
Speaker 1: We like sat around for like ten minutes.
Speaker 3: It's like less than ten minutes of cuts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's like five to seven minutes of cuts.
Speaker 1: There's another minute of cuts, so that.
Speaker 2: I just want to, like, I want to make love
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 3: In a really nasty way.
Speaker 1: I'm a nasty woman with a president who looks like
Speaker 1: he's covered in cheeto dush cheetost that's how she says it,
Speaker 1: cheeto dust. It sounds like I'm a nasty woman.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: Should we put that on a shirt?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Should we put that on a shirt?
Speaker 4: Merchant?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put it on like a blanket, and I'm
Speaker 2: gonna sell it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make pink hats. I call them pussy hats.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go into me like you're freaking me.
Speaker 3: The My media of the week is the shake Shack
Speaker 3: meal bundle off of the app Seamless.
Speaker 1: Wow. People are talking about when you get Shakeshack delivered
Speaker 1: to your house, they put the soda in the bag
Speaker 1: with it so it spills all over your meal, and
Speaker 1: you get home and it's coated in fucking Coca cola,
Speaker 1: and then you eat it and you're every once in
Speaker 1: a while you get a fry that's like a sugar fry.
Speaker 1: Because that's happened to me like actually six times. It's
Speaker 1: fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: You seem pissed.
Speaker 3: I don't order shake Shack because I literally don't postmates
Speaker 3: like that, Like I'm just like different, But that's me
Speaker 3: because I care about like the things I put in
Speaker 3: my body.
Speaker 2: But you know I can say the same I I
Speaker 2: genuinely could say the same thing about you. Oh you're
Speaker 2: nodding off. That's good, Hello, Drew drew.
Speaker 6: Up.
Speaker 3: We were saying, imagine Drew front Row out of fashion
Speaker 3: show during.
Speaker 2: Fashion week in this hat, nodding off like that.
Speaker 1: It would actually it would be the I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: If I wore this hat to anybody's fashion show, I
Speaker 1: like one probably wouldn't get in. But if by the
Speaker 1: grace of God I did get in, I would be
Speaker 1: a viral clip and it would take away everything from
Speaker 1: this fashion show to everybody.
Speaker 3: Nobody behind you would be able to see what fits.
Speaker 3: Because he was supposed to go see a movie, but
Speaker 3: then he was like, dude, I have this fucking hat on.
Speaker 1: Anyone who sit inside this movie theater with this toll
Speaker 1: fucking hat on and block the people behind me sitting
Speaker 1: in watching a movie.
Speaker 3: But there's just like this big, like black gaping hole
Speaker 3: in the middle of the screen because of Drewy looking
Speaker 3: at It's like a tunnel yep, all right, let's get
Speaker 3: onto some media.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me check media real quick. Oh I
Speaker 1: fucking can't because my Spotify got deleted.
Speaker 2: Here, I'll let you look at your own.
Speaker 1: Well, no, my playlist. I have a bunch of private playlists.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, the thing of it all.
Speaker 3: Well, my only media of the week is Amplified heart
Speaker 3: By Everything but the Girl.
Speaker 2: That whole album is so good.
Speaker 1: See the thing about you is you lie and I
Speaker 1: don't know why you would lie. How was that a
Speaker 1: live favorite album?
Speaker 3: I didn't say it's my favorite album. I said it's
Speaker 3: like my media of the week. Ew kut, get your
Speaker 3: fucking toes out.
Speaker 2: The camera, bitch. Sorry, you've had those songs since nineteen
Speaker 2: fifty three.
Speaker 3: Like, actually, let's be real, your socks look like you
Speaker 3: started the fucking Sandlot with those, Like does that make
Speaker 3: sense to look at those?
Speaker 2: Those are Sandlot socks?
Speaker 1: Stink? Is uh? Like home makeover videos? I haven't been
Speaker 1: able to cry unless it's at people getting their homes revealed?
Speaker 2: Was that one guy? Wait? I wanted to have sex
Speaker 2: with him? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, move that bus. You
Speaker 2: know who I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: Oh, the extreme homemakeover ty Pennington.
Speaker 1: Then this is my other this is my song for media.
Speaker 6: My god, whoa, I take that back, Like I think
Speaker 6: you used to better than that.
Speaker 2: You need to stop it.
Speaker 4: Yeah right way here real.
Speaker 1: Yeah see that's like this song is fucking lit.
Speaker 3: There's the Cuban one that those Cuban like wow, the
Speaker 3: baby kitten picture just popped on my phone. Uh that
Speaker 3: those like Cuban guys and that girl maid where it
Speaker 3: was like I don't remember is that.
Speaker 2: No, they copied like a Selena flow. I think I
Speaker 2: can't remember the song, but you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: It's like the Cuban like Trump anthem, fuck you anyway.
Speaker 3: My media visually I don't have anything because I literally
Speaker 3: haven't been watching anything and I don't care and you
Speaker 3: can't sue me. And then I already gave my my
Speaker 3: musical media and like that's it. Somebody I saw was
Speaker 3: like I can't get into the things that he listens
Speaker 3: to anymore.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I try to please you bitches.
Speaker 2: You fucking hate me.
Speaker 1: My other media is let go these nuts.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get demonetized. We're never monetized. We're never monetized.
Speaker 4: We're monetized, but just barely, like will barely monetize our ship?
Speaker 1: Or white girl freestyling. It has two hundred and thirteen views.
Speaker 2: Because it's Howard.
Speaker 1: White Girl. It just look up white girl freestyle. Oh
Speaker 1: this is my real media.
Speaker 2: My media of the week is girls farting.
Speaker 1: Remember when this made me cry?
Speaker 2: And yeah, oh yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: This is I'm not an ironically BC homecoming edition. People
Speaker 1: who play in band in high school blow my mind. Like, y'all,
Speaker 1: it's like this right here, this is a freestyle. The guy,
Speaker 1: what is it? The main guy?
Speaker 3: Dude, humans are so crazy listening.
Speaker 2: Is something else playing on your phone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in the back end of the video.
Speaker 1: Every time I get chills every fucking.
Speaker 2: Time this this part is like the is that a freestyle?
Speaker 1: Yes, he's freestyling. The band behind him isn't. But he
Speaker 1: got like a bunch of full right scholarships to band
Speaker 1: academies because of that video.
Speaker 3: But like this ship, Well, in high school, I was
Speaker 3: looking up how to roll blunt?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how to roll blunt with blunt or with Bible paper. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to find you guys music. But all
Speaker 1: of my saved music is gone. So I'm like scrolling
Speaker 1: through my likes on YouTube and everything on your i'verot
Speaker 1: you just check your Spotify.
Speaker 3: Because he said all of his like recently stuff is
Speaker 3: like private.
Speaker 1: Then all the other shiit is like it's music, but
Speaker 1: it's like fucking blady Ego Baby. I've probably already said
Speaker 1: that song. Oh my god, Blade Ego Baby, suck my
Speaker 1: fucking balls.
Speaker 2: No one even caught like came for you.
Speaker 1: Or like this.
Speaker 3: Oh cool, Okay, Well that's that, And I hope you
Speaker 3: guys have like such a bad day that it makes
Speaker 3: you like reflect on your life in a very like
Speaker 3: introspective way because you should know better and like do better, and.
Speaker 1: You figure your ship out, figure it out.
Speaker 2: I'm just pigging fuck yeah,