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Speaker 1: You have to look me eyes. Why don't you look

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Speaker 1: at me eyes? Because I'm my wife and looking at

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Speaker 1: people in your eyes. Look me in my eyes. Welcome

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Speaker 1: back to this episode emergency.

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Speaker 2: And look you see it's because you're not knowing this

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Speaker 2: is that's not wrong. Welcome to this episode. We said

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Speaker 2: welcome back by accident.

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Speaker 1: Look welcome.

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Speaker 2: Look me in the eyes. You're scared of me. That's

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Speaker 2: gonna be one of the things people click when they're like,

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Speaker 2: I just can't believe she would do that to him.

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Speaker 1: His trauma is so unnoticed, His trauma's overlooked. It's crazy

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Speaker 1: how my trauma is literally over.

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Speaker 2: It's not my fault. You're a whole, but you do

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Speaker 2: that to yourself. What am I am? I wrong?

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it really is hard for me

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Speaker 1: me like fucking garbage and don't take into account that

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Speaker 1: I am human.

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Speaker 2: I knew you were a human hole.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think you were I am a garbage disposal.

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Speaker 2: Disposal. You're the only person who says that word like.

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Speaker 1: That because it's the right way to say it is.

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Speaker 1: I think it's just it's we've had this conversation before.

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Speaker 1: But it's it's spelled garbage disposed, all like you're disposing everything.

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Speaker 1: But everybody says garbage disposal. But what if what the

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Speaker 1: fuck is a disposal?

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Speaker 3: It's the thing pronunciation. Let's see.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, turn it up, garbage disposal exactly, saying.

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Speaker 2: No, you want so you're you're gaslighting me.

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Speaker 1: That's not how you were saying disposal.

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Speaker 2: That's how you are saying.

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Speaker 4: You were different.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you were saying, I.

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Speaker 1: Feel like both of us should kill yourself. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how many times I have to say it. Just

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Speaker 1: do it, please. We're begging. Everybody's begging. All of the

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Speaker 1: people are begging. They want it.

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Speaker 4: I'll actually do it.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's okay, Like we like, literally whatever you want

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that many people will be like

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, welcome back to Emergency and to Come. I'm

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Speaker 1: Drew Phillips and this is our podcast.

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Speaker 2: And here we have fun. We let loose.

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Speaker 1: We just say what we want to say.

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Speaker 2: He was at the top of our brains.

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Speaker 3: Should we talk about what happened last night and how

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Speaker 3: I saved your life?

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Speaker 1: What happened last night?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Oh the mass attack? Yeah, the massive.

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Speaker 2: Attack we went out for.

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Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't say you saved my life, I saved.

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Speaker 1: I'd say you were quick on your feet and that you.

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Speaker 2: Saved your life.

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Speaker 1: I had this situation under control, but you butted in

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Speaker 3: So without me, you would be that probably m m.

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Speaker 3: I think some would argue yes. But so last night

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Speaker 3: we got home and we were so tired, but I

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Speaker 1: You do you know what that is?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what a photo booth is?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh well I just like learned what it was. But

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, Brian, he invented the photo boo. I forgot

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Speaker 1: he invented that. Wow, so he was the first person

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So like he like, I don't know how to

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Speaker 3: explain it. He like, I don't even know how he

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Speaker 2: So I was like, let's go, and.

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Speaker 1: Like we literally had a key.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I was like, we need to go somewhere and

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Speaker 3: So we went and I cried, Yes, I cried in public.

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Speaker 2: I love doing it.

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Speaker 1: Before we get into it, I will say. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: that night I was I'm not even just saying this.

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Speaker 1: I was literally like taken aback by your beauty in

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Speaker 1: we are twenty something year old. It's like we're old

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Speaker 1: as fuck. And then on top of all of that,

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Speaker 2: Life, thank you. I wish you know what it is.

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Speaker 2: My best lighting is dim lighting, That's what it is.

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Speaker 2: My best lighting is like a.

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Speaker 3: Bar lighting where it's like kind of dim and then

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Speaker 2: Like ambient lighting is my most flattering light.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, turn off the lights.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I look when you can kind of barely

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Speaker 1: The like squint and it's really loud. Okay, now you're

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Speaker 3: It's messing with your other senses, like your vision, so

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Speaker 3: you're just seeing things like more beautifully because like.

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Speaker 1: You know, like how you have to turn down the

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Speaker 4: Don't look at me right now when you say that,

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Speaker 4: You're like looking directly into my eyes, freaking me out.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't like you. I don't like you.

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Speaker 1: God see see see So.

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Speaker 2: We were at this fucking I'm like to go to

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Speaker 2: my whole cooo chee.

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Speaker 3: Coming out, I have my feet.

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Speaker 1: On a sofa. I don't know where I've been looking

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Speaker 2: So whatever we were there, we like had this like

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Speaker 1: The hat bit.

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Speaker 2: It was sweet. It's not too late.

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Speaker 3: Well you called it out now, so like, whoa, the

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So we went here. It was nice.

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Speaker 3: Then we like left and me and Elsie were like,

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Speaker 3: we want something sweet, like maybe we get a little candy.

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Speaker 1: The sweet in question British poppers. That's the sweets in question,

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Speaker 1: British British branded poppers. I've never seen that in my

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Speaker 1: entire life, and you that's what you got.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because I take risks different than like normal American.

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Speaker 1: Was actually way more.

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Speaker 3: What's different is that a human probably should have be

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Speaker 3: putting that to their nose, like it's literally it felt

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Speaker 1: Up my nose. Those poppers right now, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: make my job.

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Speaker 2: You can't make him do drugs like it's literally like

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Speaker 2: four pm.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a buck. We run this company different.

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Speaker 1: You're going to get in trouble sniffers.

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Speaker 4: No, no, don't.

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Speaker 3: Actually please don't do it because you will pass You

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Speaker 3: will actually pass away.

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Speaker 4: How big would it get? How sticky would it get?

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Speaker 2: Your whole? Yeah, we're recording this.

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Speaker 4: Bitch, Oh, this is we started.

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Speaker 3: You're I hope you're happy that this will be your

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Speaker 3: I don't know where else you're gonna take this resume.

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Speaker 2: I know that's the crazy thing.

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Speaker 4: Like I've actually thought about that if I ever had

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Speaker 4: we're just gonna like check in on what he's been

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Speaker 4: up to. And I'm just like talking about making boba

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Speaker 2: Goohead, bitch.

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Speaker 3: I hope, I I hope you never work another day

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Speaker 2: Bitch? What was it wrong about?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So we left this bar, we go around the

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Speaker 3: Well insert they were so fucking cute. And we were

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Speaker 2: Purchased, something sweet was purchased.

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Speaker 3: And then but on our way out, we were like

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Speaker 2: So I was like feeling myself.

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Speaker 1: I was a little to drink water.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, water.

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Speaker 1: I drank a cup of winter because.

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Speaker 2: He's a fucking loser, because I take.

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Speaker 1: Care of myself. And I love my body, do you though, No,

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Speaker 1: I hate my body. I hate I love my body.

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Speaker 1: I hate my body.

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Speaker 2: The girls with their guns. That's like the best vine ever.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So we like walk out and this man comes

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Speaker 2: He's like rolling a city bike and he comes up

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, he came up to us and we were

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Speaker 1: needs help. He's like shirtless and sweaty, and I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: my like my instincts were telling me like, okay, be

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Speaker 2: Like and he looked like peeking on a dreadaline.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.

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Speaker 2: He was other than whatever else was in his system,

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Speaker 1: Every fiber in my being was like, please don't come

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Speaker 1: It's a hot night, that's true. It's a hot night

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Speaker 2: It's a beautiful night. We look at phones. Something dumb

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Speaker 4: That's part of your character.

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Speaker 3: But oh are you soft serving right now?

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Speaker 2: And we passed the smoke shop.

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Speaker 3: Did you ever go to the website Aliens?

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Speaker 1: Oh? No, I never went.

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Speaker 3: We bought the smoke shop and he was like, Elsie's

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Speaker 3: Also, that's like sushi dot com at that like random

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Speaker 2: It was like sandwich.

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Speaker 1: It was fake food.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was not real.

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Speaker 1: It was like ghost kitchen food.

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Speaker 1: No one's addressing the pandemic that is ghost kitchens.

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Speaker 2: I think it kind of died down. I think ghost kitchens.

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Speaker 3: Everybody just like was a order from my place on Postmates?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, or like get my food truck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like what why, Like, no.

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Speaker 1: I don't want your food like you post tiktoks.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just not well. No one is talking about

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Speaker 1: And actually, I'm not kidding. Not a soul set a

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Speaker 1: It's like it's fucked up. No, actually, I am like

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Speaker 3: Okay, I just I do understand how deep it is

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Speaker 2: Happened, like are you crying? You're it's okay to cry?

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Speaker 2: Boys cry too.

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Speaker 1: Oh now boys are allowed to cry, but three episodes ago,

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Speaker 2: People change, Yeah, thank you, thank you? Yeah cry bitch?

447
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,720
Speaker 1: Would you want to be so bad?

448
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,400
Speaker 2: You're a little bitch?

449
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god? But yeah, my Spotify account got deleted,

450
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,320
Speaker 1: and I thought about it, like a couple months ago,

451
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,399
Speaker 1: we had this conversation. I had this conversation with someone

452
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, like, it is kind of

453
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:55,240
Speaker 1: terrifying how I don't own my music, Like I don't

454
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,159
Speaker 1: own CDs of it, I don't own it on like iTunes.

455
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,439
Speaker 1: I just like if it like something happened to like

456
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:06,160
Speaker 1: the Spotify service and everything got deleted, like I would

457
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,639
Speaker 1: not own a thing, and I spent all this money

458
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:14,639
Speaker 1: to own nothing, and it's that and they gotten my

459
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,840
Speaker 1: account got fucking deleted, and I don't have any of

460
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,080
Speaker 1: the music I listened to when I was in high school.

461
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,960
Speaker 1: I don't have any of the music that I was

462
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,360
Speaker 1: not your account for that long. Yeah, it's like it's

463
00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:26,400
Speaker 1: my account. I thought that was your accounts.

464
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,360
Speaker 2: It's like twenty because I my Spotify account. I had two.

465
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,000
Speaker 3: So I went through like losing my Spotify because I

466
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,119
Speaker 3: basically gave it to my fucking dad. And now, like

467
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,080
Speaker 3: it's not like I could go back and look at like, oh,

468
00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:39,320
Speaker 3: how often did I listen to this?

469
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,600
Speaker 2: Because it's like, I'm.

470
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,320
Speaker 3: Glad you liked listening to Jay Bellivan every day for

471
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,399
Speaker 3: three hours for the past five years.

472
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, my account was I shared it with like a

473
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,959
Speaker 1: couple of my buddies in high school.

474
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,439
Speaker 2: So like, well, so, yeah, you've had it for like

475
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 2: a long time. You've had it for like six I've

476
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,800
Speaker 2: had it on sophomore year.

477
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,679
Speaker 4: But they just banned you, right, they weren't like I.

478
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,760
Speaker 2: Think his account is like gone.

479
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,720
Speaker 1: I think it's gone.

480
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,879
Speaker 3: Oh I know what you could do just make an

481
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,120
Speaker 3: account and follow yourself, so then you could be paying

482
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:08,040
Speaker 3: for two accounts.

483
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:12,639
Speaker 1: Literally, that's a good idea. Hold on, what were you saying, Kai.

484
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,879
Speaker 4: Oh you can you can mirror your Spotify to like

485
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,040
Speaker 4: deezer or something.

486
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:23,159
Speaker 1: No, that's what I think I got banned for is

487
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 1: like using an illegal app, and I feel like.

488
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,920
Speaker 3: But I feel like you've done that and that hasn't

489
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:29,719
Speaker 3: happened to your account.

490
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 4: No, I only only do it with Deezer because all

491
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 4: the apps that I used your nuts?

492
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 5: Are these your nuts?

493
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,440
Speaker 4: God? Dude, God damn wait, who was your.

494
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:51,120
Speaker 1: I just can't laught. We would as this is actually

495
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 1: the craziest, Like this was probably rock bottom for me.

496
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: It was like, actually it was real rock bottom, but

497
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,680
Speaker 1: we would after.

498
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,360
Speaker 2: Rock bottom, after rock bottom.

499
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is real rock Bottom.

500
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm sorry. Oh it's funny that it's about rock bottom.

501
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 1: Oh, miss, I'm going to rock your bottom.

502
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 2: Oh that was good.

503
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was something there, but she missed it.

504
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 4: But no.

505
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 1: We were at like dinner yesterday and one of the

506
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 1: people at dinner is from South Carolina, and I was

507
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,639
Speaker 1: she was just like talking about being from South Carolina,

508
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I have a friend from

509
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 1: South Carolina. And I said it genuinely, and I believe

510
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,119
Speaker 1: that I had someone that I knew personally from South Carolina.

511
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: And then I thought about it and I was like,

512
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 1: holy shit, like I don't know this person at all.

513
00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 1: And the even sadder part about it is this part

514
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 1: is a literal porn star. And I like, and I've

515
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: never spoken a single word to this person.

516
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 2: I've never but you've shared intimacy with that.

517
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And it was almost the first person I've

518
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: ever subscribed to on OnlyFans, But since OnlyFans doesn't take AMEX,

519
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:23,360
Speaker 1: they wouldn't let me, so I just have to read

520
00:23:23,359 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 1: their Twitter bio and know that they're from North Carolina.

521
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 4: So your your parasocial relationship with this porn star is

522
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 4: so deep, Yeah, that you think that.

523
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: You know, yeah that I genuinely was like, I mean

524
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 1: there's something to that. My friend.

525
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 2: I feel like this is my friend.

526
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 1: I mean we jerked off together.

527
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 3: Like that's the crazy thing is like of all parasocial

528
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,399
Speaker 3: like relationships, I feel like that like makes sense because like,

529
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,920
Speaker 3: in a way, you had intimacy with someone.

530
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 1: The deepest form of human connect connection. Whoa holy shit, that.

531
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 2: Was a good from like your crazy stun. Also, every

532
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 2: time you do.

533
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 3: This and look at me, it looks like you're smelling

534
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 3: your armpit, and I thought that's what you were doing

535
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 3: when your fake crying. I was like, is he like

536
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 3: acting like he's crying so we can smell his fucking

537
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 3: armpit right now?

538
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 1: Basically spotify fuck you actually.

539
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 2: No, please no, I love you?

540
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: You know you know, oh you know?

541
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 3: All right, hold on, I have to like close the

542
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 3: blinds because the sun is like in your face.

543
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 2: It's fine, I just don't want you to wait.

544
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: You have a hat.

545
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 2: Oh you have a hat.

546
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your hat that you have that you just

547
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 3: have on standby to block out the sun.

548
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: That's your hat. Well it literally works.

549
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 3: It just like you know, it's like works almost too.

550
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 3: It's blocking the sun from me.

551
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 1: You're welcome.

552
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,679
Speaker 4: Where did you get that?

553
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

554
00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:54,880
Speaker 2: Like what where did you pull it from?

555
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 1: It was down here.

556
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 2: I didn't even notice it.

557
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's basically a stool. I use it as a stool.

558
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 4: It's like ten pounds.

559
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 1: Oh it is ten pounds. It's comedic. Garson firsts next calm,

560
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: I got it? Like that?

561
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 2: Is it?

562
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 3: Well?

563
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 2: Is this one real though?

564
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 3: Because I know the other one was really fucking fake?

565
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 3: Oh you left the tag on? Why did you leave

566
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 3: the tag on?

567
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: For proof?

568
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,000
Speaker 3: Because no one will or to return it because you

569
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 3: can't afford it.

570
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: You bitches are so fucking mad that I have the

571
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 1: coolest hat ever. That's the thing. It's giving.

572
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 2: It moves, no bitch like. It's like it's giving like

573
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 2: a pilgrimage.

574
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: It's giving high fashion. It's giving swag.

575
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 2: That's swag. It's giving.

576
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 1: It's giving. I get bitches, it's.

577
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 3: Giving like I have a about to explode because I

578
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 3: can't keep it any longer.

579
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 4: It looks like a lego hat.

580
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 2: It's crazy. Is it hollow?

581
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:57,159
Speaker 4: Oh?

582
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I keep things in here too sometimes.

583
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 2: Can you can you hold my water? Do you think

584
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 2: you could?

585
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: Or?

586
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 3: Like?

587
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, obviously it's like what it's made for.

588
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 2: That's what it's made for.

589
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 4: This is a little too.

590
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: Bad, But I store my iPhone in here. It's like

591
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: really nice.

592
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 2: Why why would anybody want to store their iPhone in

593
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 2: their hat.

594
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: If you don't have pockets. If you don't have pockets,

595
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: you just put your phone in your head, I guess.

596
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 3: But then what if your hat falls off? I feel

597
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 3: like that's a really prone to falling off hat. Like

598
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 3: what if someone's mad at you and they could just

599
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 3: fucking swing your hat off?

600
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 2: Are you getting a phone.

601
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 1: Call right now? I'm getting a phone call. Oh yo,

602
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: hey you absolutely I was just gonna be like you

603
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 1: almost hear.

604
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 4: Dude.

605
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: I'm so happy we were locked in, Like we did

606
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: not plan that out. I turned NYA, was going to

607
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 1: do it where you call?

608
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 2: When when the call happened, I was like, who did that?

609
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: I know that we were really locked in?

610
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 2: Wait can you hit that?

611
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 1: Why?

612
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 3: Because seeing you hit a jewel and this like pilgrimage

613
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 3: hat is crazy.

614
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 2: I don't like that. Don't don't rub the rim.

615
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 3: Oh it's like the cowboy hat thing, like tipping your hat?

616
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,239
Speaker 2: Oh can I try it on? But it looks good

617
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:35,439
Speaker 2: on me?

618
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: You cannot try this on. Oh my god, this is

619
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: made for men.

620
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 2: Whoa clothing like doesn't like girls like.

621
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: Clothes should wear girls. A girl should wear girls clothes.

622
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 1: Men should wear men clothes. And that's it.

623
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 2: You're not wearing this, that's your sayment, that's all.

624
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: I will die on that hill.

625
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 2: I will die on the hill if that skirts are

626
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 2: for girls. Kid, cutting your your day.

627
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 3: Is coming the second time we've hated my head can

628
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 3: like go in this?

629
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 4: It looks longer on any for some reason?

630
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: Are you saying that I have a big head?

631
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 4: That's what they know.

632
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 2: No, that's just what they say about me.

633
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 4: I'm not.

634
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: It's crazy how I have haters in the room.

635
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 4: I think you look good. I think you look really handsome.

636
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: Silent haters.

637
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 3: I don't think He's not silent though he's like openly

638
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 3: like being kind of mean to you.

639
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,199
Speaker 1: So I think, I.

640
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 3: Mean, I think that's pretty like cool of him. And

641
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 3: it is weird because he's teetering on the edge of

642
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 3: you fired. He's like on a constant loop of that.

643
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 4: But like I mean, like complimenting a threat to you, Drew,

644
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 4: I feel like we need to unpack that, honestly.

645
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: Because wait, why are you hitting on me?

646
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to unpack these fists.

647
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: I feel like I need to direction unpack my butthole.

648
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 4: Okay, onto, Drew, true, if you're going to hit me,

649
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 4: hit me.

650
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,479
Speaker 3: Honestly, I feel like every time I do an episode,

651
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 3: I'm making you better.

652
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 4: The fun out.

653
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,959
Speaker 3: I mean, this is kind of nice being in here.

654
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 2: It smells like Drew shut out.

655
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: It smells like me though. Oh it's on, It's really on.

656
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 5: Its stuck on you? Was it actually stuck not.

657
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 3: For a second, but then when he started yanking, it

658
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 3: went to an angle and it like was grabbing my earrings.

659
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: And you pushed it down on my face and it

660
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: like hit the bridge of my nose and I sore

661
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: for like half a second. You broke my nose. No,

662
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: don't do it again, please because it actually hurt.

663
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, bitch, personally shut.

664
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: Sorry.

665
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 2: Drew's wind chimes are going on, the Rangel wind chips.

666
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 3: The ring. The tone is so embarrassing, like the like

667
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: ring like when chimes is so embarrassing.

668
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: And every time I'm anywhere.

669
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 4: It looks good. You guys look beautiful.

670
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: I can still wear the basics like a very scary

671
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 2: you want.

672
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: To compliment me, but you don't want to put.

673
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 3: Out Yeah, you're being like the ultimate tease.

674
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 4: Like I'm like, employee, that's fucking weird to say, Okay,

675
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 4: that insection is gonna agree with me.

676
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: Fuck them.

677
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 3: When are you in that restaurant yesterday? Did you hear

678
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 3: me doing fart sounds in the bathroom?

679
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: No, dude, I don't think you were.

680
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 2: I think you had already gone into the bathroom or

681
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 2: you moved.

682
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 3: And the person who was outside, that woman who was

683
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 3: outside of my door, I think she heard all of

684
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 3: that because I kept.

685
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: Going up to the door and I was like, no,

686
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I don't think we heard it because

687
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: I was standing right next to her. I think she

688
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: was like, if she gave you any sort of energy,

689
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: it was because you opened the door and as someone

690
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: with like carrying like thirty pounds of glass cups was

691
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: walking by and you almost like hit him, and I

692
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: was like can you no, no, no, but like nothing happened.

693
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: But I think she may that may have been the energy,

694
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: but we could not hear you making for it.

695
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 2: So that's embarrassing though, because that means I was just.

696
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 3: In the bathroom like peeing and making force I was

697
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 3: doing it for so long, Like.

698
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: I was, like, guy's been doing this thing recently where

699
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: he doesn't lock the bathroom door, which I think it's

700
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: on purpose so people see him defecating and walk in

701
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: on him using the restaurant.

702
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 4: It's true, that's crazy. Yeah, every every time I've gone

703
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 4: you're weird to your pooh in the bathroom in New York,

704
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 4: I haven't locked it because it's like cool to be like, oh,

705
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 4: at any moments and we could come in and I

706
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 4: would be in this like compromising position right there.

707
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: Man, Come on, man, why is every security guard the

708
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: oldest person I've ever seen? No, but actually, why are

709
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: they the oldest people ever? I know?

710
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 2: Like, I'm sorry, I'm running. I'm running.

711
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: I know I'm supposed to trust my life at Like

712
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: I was at the bank and I'm not kidding. This

713
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: man was ninety eight years old. He was literally withering

714
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: away in front of me. He had seconds left, Like

715
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: I guarantee he dies in the next four days. He

716
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: was withering away, and I was sitting there thinking, I

717
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: was like, who, Like who is he protecting? Is he

718
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: going to protect me? Like I'm going to have to

719
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: protect him? Yeah, but I do understand why because like

720
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: old people have to make money too to work, which

721
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: is like crazy, but like security guards are disgustingly old.

722
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 2: That was the craziest observation ever because it's so true.

723
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 3: Like I can't think of like a young security guard

724
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 3: I've seen in the past.

725
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: Like three months, just like every male flight attendant is

726
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: a gay man. Prove me wrong.

727
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 3: I can't comments speak up, and then we'll accuse you

728
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 3: of lying.

729
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: The next episode will accuse you of lying. Well, that's like.

730
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 3: Nevermind, it was going to be really bad and I

731
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 3: don't want to say think I'm really embarrassed.

732
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: The next note I have is it's all theatric Oh

733
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: my god, everything is theatrics. Nothing is real. That's that

734
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: security guard that is not real. He's not protecting me.

735
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: It's theatrics.

736
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what TSA is exactly.

737
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. All of it, everything, all security,

738
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: all things to protect us, isn't real.

739
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 3: Well, everything is to make somebody feel in power, but

740
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 3: in the same position, disengaging somebody from power so that

741
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 3: somebody else can be on top of somebody else.

742
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 2: Like security guards are that.

743
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 3: Like what we don't live in the fucking nineteen twenties anymore,

744
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 3: Who's going in and robbing a bank once?

745
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 2: The last time a bank was row?

746
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: Can you even rob a bank? I genuinely feel like

747
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: it's just debit cards now, like they don't have.

748
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: Any Yeah, they don't have money in there.

749
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 3: They probably have like such a small I think I

750
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 3: saw something about that that somebody robbed a bank and

751
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 3: took all the money that was there, And I'm not kidding.

752
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 3: I think they had made a comment that it was

753
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 3: like three thousand dollars and that's what was in passion

754
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 3: the bank, and.

755
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 4: That you saw was from our show because we had

756
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 4: this conversation.

757
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: Wait, what was it?

758
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 4: We talked that like who robs banks anymore? And then

759
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 4: I looked up how much the average and it's like

760
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 4: seven somewhere. It's really sucky.

761
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 2: Person talk about that.

762
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the emergency Intercom Experience. We should make an

763
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: intro to our show that it's like primates becoming sentient

764
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 1: with third eyes, like making their monkey sounds, and then

765
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: like a woman comes, yeah, and then like a woman's

766
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: voice like borderline robotic, kind of like all encompassing omnipresent

767
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: is just says the emergency intercom experience.

768
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 4: I have some pretty bad news for you, Drew. What

769
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 4: you just described the Joe Rogan experience intro, Like, word

770
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 4: for word.

771
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 2: Is that actually Joe robes It's opening. Yeah, I'm not kidding.

772
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 3: I have never seen an episode of that in my life.

773
00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 2: And I'm not kidding.

774
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 3: I genuinely if you put a picture of Joe Rogan

775
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 3: in my face, I don't know if I would be

776
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 3: able to name that.

777
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 2: I don't know what he looks like.

778
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 4: Well, Drew and I are white guys, so it's like

779
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 4: seared into.

780
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: A It's like it's in our DNA.

781
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan is white, right, No, what is he?

782
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 4: He's Panics, He's Italian. I'm pretty sure.

783
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 2: Like I'm not kidding.

784
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 3: If you put like ten men in front of me

785
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 3: and you were like, point out Joe Rogan and you

786
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 3: had a gun into my head, I'd be like, fuck,

787
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 3: let's play.

788
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: That game right now. And I look up three men

789
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: and you try it, okay, look at like random white man,

790
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: random white man, and then Joe Rogan. Okay, and we'll

791
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: play that game.

792
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 2: What do I win If I got to get.

793
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 1: It right and you get to get big old smooch

794
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: from me, big o kiss.

795
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 2: Okay, why the fuck would I want that?

796
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: Like?

797
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 2: Be real?

798
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: Oh people want that?

799
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 2: Who wants that?

800
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: People like the people watching.

801
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 4: It doesn't get this right. These are like Dolly two images.

802
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 4: Are you making fun of my laugh?

803
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: No? No, I was. I was gonna crackle in my

804
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: voice because I have bronch.

805
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 3: You were speaking earlier and you had a voice like

806
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 3: your lung pop and I was like, oh my god,

807
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 3: you're dying. And it's literally not jewel like, it's gone

808
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 3: like downhill, like.

809
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 2: Like your voice.

810
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 1: We got we got We talked about this on the Patreon,

811
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: but we got mint jewel pods shipped in from Russia

812
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 1: that are a year expired and I've been hitting them

813
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: and my lungs have been filling up with puss.

814
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 2: But they taste so good, taste yummy.

815
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 3: They need to make mince that tastes like that, like

816
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 3: mints that are jewel mint pod flavor.

817
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: The emergency in are Come experience like Jolly Ranchers.

818
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 3: Okay, they need to be like, okay, if we can't

819
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 3: have mint jewel pods anymore, they need to make a

820
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 3: non nicotine based one that tastes and smells like that

821
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 3: that I could put in a humidifire.

822
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about red Bull, like red Bull

823
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 1: without caffeine. Yeah, put it in a humidifier.

824
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 2: I don't know why they haven't done that. The unspiked

825
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 2: Maybe we should do that. We should just steal the formula.

826
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: No, That's what I'm saying, is like they I've given

827
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: them a billion dollar idea and they won't take it.

828
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 4: So I'm just going to the photos. Ready, Okay, I'll

829
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 4: put these on screen.

830
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 3: This is what do I get it immediately? Then?

831
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 2: What's the fun in that?

832
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 4: This is number one? This is number three?

833
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 3: Well, it's incredibly easy because only one of them, only

834
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 3: one of them has a mic in their hand and

835
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 3: looks like they're saying the most absurd ship ever, and

836
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 3: the rest of them like they're linked.

837
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: In the You just got tricked because that was Alex Jones.

838
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 2: Wait are you kidding?

839
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 4: Number two?

840
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: Yeah?

841
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 2: No, swear to God, no, you're lying. I'm looking this

842
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 2: ship up because you'all are lying. I'm so confused.

843
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 3: Okay, that actually confused me because I was like, I

844
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 3: don't know how Alex Jones.

845
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 2: Looks either, Like I don't know, and I was like, oh.

846
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: My god, like whoa you just got buddied.

847
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,399
Speaker 3: That would have been awesome if I got a body

848
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 3: that way, I wish.

849
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 4: Okay, I have one more.

850
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 2: That's him.

851
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,919
Speaker 1: I'm at that point where it's back to me wanting

852
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: to run away and disappear again.

853
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, maybe when my suicidal ideations are forming into.

854
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,720
Speaker 1: Other things and I just like manifesting his hiking trips

855
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: my suicide, and my suicide manifests itself as like running away,

856
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: running away in camp.

857
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 3: I mean, that's like a healthy way for it to

858
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,479
Speaker 3: like go. Dude, have you been seeing like Tavia in I.

859
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 1: Just saw it today on her I g story that

860
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 1: blue fucking.

861
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 3: We're going to spend the rest of our life being

862
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 3: like we're gonna go do that and then not doing

863
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 3: it because we're just like caught up.

864
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:43,479
Speaker 2: We're caught up in other things.

865
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 4: I feel like you guys do stuff though. Shut I

866
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 4: just I'm trying to like validate the fact that you

867
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 4: guys are living your life and you go blind. What

868
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 4: the fuck?

869
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that if you went blind, I would take

870
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 1: care of you.

871
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 4: If I went blind would suck because I can never

872
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 4: see what.

873
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 2: I would push you so crazy.

874
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: Don't hit on me.

875
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 4: I'm not hitting on you.

876
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 2: I would push you.

877
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: I would wipe your ass for you.

878
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 4: Actually, I feel like I.

879
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 2: Don't help wiping his ass. I think you just really

880
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 2: want to wipe his ass.

881
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 4: My eyes has become bad recently, though, so maybe we

882
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 4: should just start.

883
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: Test it out, just test it. Yeah, Oh my god,

884
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: she gets so jealous.

885
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 4: When I know when you talk about wiping my heiney.

886
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, she like wants to be like kissing on me.

887
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 4: Imagine true, imagine with my legs up.

888
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 2: Okay, no, we're done. We're done.

889
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 4: There.

890
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: You know that one video of the baby farting, like

891
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,399
Speaker 1: squeezing the farts out with Oh yeah, I'll do that too.

892
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 4: That would be awesome if you could get it on.

893
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: Can we actually try that?

894
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 4: Patreon?

895
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not I'm not even joking. Can we try that?

896
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 4: Yes?

897
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 2: You don't you hate farts?

898
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: I would. I would take a far to the face.

899
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 3: Before that, I farted around Drew and he's gotten genuinely

900
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 3: pissed because he hates farts.

901
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 2: And he's like, oh.

902
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,959
Speaker 1: My god, I just hold it in like I hold

903
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: it in until it dissipates.

904
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 2: And and that's why you can't shit, bitch.

905
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 4: So your balls absorbed the fire if.

906
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 2: I squeezed your balls, would you fart?

907
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: No? No, what whatever?

908
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 3: I'm just I mean you said that.

909
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 4: Sometimes I get really angry when people I don't know why.

910
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,800
Speaker 4: I'm just like, really, I don't know why.

911
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: You could just have not done that or made it silent,

912
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: and I would have been like, which one of you

913
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 1: motherfuckers farted? But like hearing it is completely so.

914
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 4: I was thinking about that the other day because I

915
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,479
Speaker 4: was like, I make so many poop jokes, but I do.

916
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 4: I am disgusted by farts in a way. I'm like,

917
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 4: I fucking hate that.

918
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 2: I think that's just funny.

919
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,760
Speaker 4: No, it's funny, it is funny.

920
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: But well, I don't care if guys fight, but when

921
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: girls fight, I'm like, you're just what the fuck?

922
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,720
Speaker 2: No, that's like literally the source of the problem.

923
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 3: And I like it when you're saying that in that hat.

924
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 2: It's crazy. You don't feel weird for saying that.

925
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 1: Well, I just think girls, if they don't poop, like,

926
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: why should they be able to fart?

927
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 4: No?

928
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 2: Girls poop. Girls, they poop all the time.

929
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: I don't like, you can't lie to me, like I

930
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: just lied to you. Insaide. Joe Rogan was Alex Jones, like,

931
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: you can't do that to me. I don't know who

932
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: you are talking brain is exactly why do you think

933
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: I wear this hat. It's because it's hard for my hand.

934
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 3: Because your hair started to mat up from the top

935
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 3: because you don't brush it some night. Hide my big

936
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 3: mound of maddened hair at the top of your head

937
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:36,439
Speaker 3: that you can only hide with that hat. Oh hey,

938
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 3: you can't just hide, right you go. You can't just

939
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 3: hide from me.

940
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 1: It's gonna hurt. Oh oh, I thought this wasn't gonna

941
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 1: come off.

942
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 3: I actually got so we imagine I had to take

943
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 3: you to the fucking fire department.

944
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 2: They had to Oh that would be piss me off.

945
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: Please help me.

946
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 4: And yeah, I think it's cool if girls make big

947
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 4: diarrhea farts.

948
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,359
Speaker 2: Should we move on?

949
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: We think we should move on.

950
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,959
Speaker 3: I wish we were in our house and you were

951
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 3: in this same chair and that chair was mine, because

952
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 3: if we were, I would kick the legs of it

953
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 3: so hard that the wood would break and you would

954
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 3: fall and you would be so embarrassed. Yeah, and then

955
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 3: you would try to laugh it off and it wouldn't

956
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 3: be funny.

957
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 4: Because my tailbone will hit the ground.

958
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the wind would be knocked out of you.

959
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 4: Have you, guys ever like slipped on ice and like

960
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 4: hit your tailbone like that.

961
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: Because because I have like balance, I have hit my

962
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 1: taib done that?

963
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 2: Come on, you're embarrassed.

964
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: I have. I had hit my tailbone and it's the

965
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: worst pain.

966
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 2: No, because I know how to walk. Like what cool

967
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 2: supreme sticker on your fucking laptop.

968
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 4: I didn't even put.

969
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: Oh I rode the subway for the first time alone.

970
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he keeps saying it. I know you

971
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 2: have the print that you.

972
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 6: Got yelled at because you asked for help, like you.

973
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 1: Met the meanest. I didn't know where I was going,

974
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: and I wanted to be sure I didn't fucking go

975
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: to like Long Island or some shit and ride the

976
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: train for thirty minutes and like go the opposite way.

977
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: So I was asking people for help along the way.

978
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 1: Because if someone asked me for help and I knew

979
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: where I was, I would be like, oh, yeah, like

980
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: this is it. I would be nice about it because.

981
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,800
Speaker 2: I would fucking push them and fucking spit on me.

982
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 1: I feel like you would be like the type of

983
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: person that kind of like roll your eyes or should

984
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 1: be angry. What But I asked several people and I

985
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 1: don't know what it is about me, but I only

986
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: approached women. And I think it's because I can strusted women.

987
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 1: But I recognize that, like to the average woman who

988
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: doesn't know who I am, I am a scary looking

989
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: straight man. Yeah, literally, like, and I can see that

990
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: some people, and that's why I give am giving her

991
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 1: the benefit of that you have.

992
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 2: To just go up to her and be like, hey,

993
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 2: my beautiful slave queen. Yeah, and then you can and.

994
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: Then you.

995
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 2: Hey, girl, let's have a key.

996
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: But I uh asked. I was like, so is this

997
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 1: this CD trainer? Whatever? The trainer? I was trying to

998
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: get on the CD's nuts trained to do it?

999
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 2: Wait you said that to her?

1000
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like I was like, do you want to see

1001
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: my balls? What train is? And I was like, why

1002
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: would you yell at me? I was like, you look

1003
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 1: so beautiful. You shouldn't be wearing makeup?

1004
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 2: Why are you Why aren't you smiling right now?

1005
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1006
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: Like you should. You should put a smile on that face.

1007
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 2: Girl, I could put a smile on your face.

1008
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. No, I just I simply was just like, yo,

1009
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 1: is this the right train? And she like slowly looked

1010
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: up and then like turned her head to me and

1011
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: was like she's I don't remember what she said, but

1012
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: she said some schlick shit where it was like she

1013
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 1: like pointed to the wall across and it was like,

1014
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, look, and then I was like, holy

1015
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: fucking shit, Like, well, like I'm being genuine and I'm

1016
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: asking you this seriously, like if a man approached you

1017
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: and like, would you, like and you were fearful for

1018
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: your life of him, would you be mean to him?

1019
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 1: Or would you try to be nice?

1020
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 2: No, I don't even think it was a fear thing.

1021
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 3: She was probably just like annoyed, because like I don't

1022
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 3: think you necessarily bring fear in people, because like, let's

1023
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 3: be real, like, I.

1024
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: Mean, yeah, I'm pretty big.

1025
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 2: Was that what were you pointed to?

1026
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 4: Literally just flexed like SpongeBob.

1027
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 3: Also, like you were wearing the hat, which would piss

1028
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 3: me off.

1029
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like I'd be like, fuck this vaccilator.

1030
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: You know, I'm the final like for millennial in this hat.

1031
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: That's what I just realized. This is what that is?

1032
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 4: A millennial final boss.

1033
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if I was at Burning Man and I

1034
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: had this on on you.

1035
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 3: Nobody would have to be that one shade of brown

1036
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 3: we were talking about, like the one shade of brown

1037
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 3: that everyone.

1038
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,439
Speaker 4: I feel like a maroon would look really good with that.

1039
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you.

1040
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't be mean to you.

1041
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 3: But while you were having that experience, I was on

1042
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 3: the train because we were all meeting at Central Park,

1043
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 3: and I was on the train also, and these three

1044
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 3: like fifteen sixteen year old kids were like vlogging and

1045
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,760
Speaker 3: being so fucking obnoxious, and I was like, whatever, I'm

1046
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 3: obnoxious sometimes, whatever, But they kept doing this thing where

1047
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 3: they were screaming, and I think, obviously because of like

1048
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 3: the state of like everyone in the US, but specifically

1049
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 3: on public transportation in New York, people are kind of

1050
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 3: just like you know, you see the videos. Everybody's like

1051
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 3: very like cognizant of like what's happening around them. And

1052
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 3: they were on this train like screaming and making noise

1053
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 3: and like obviously trying to invoke like fear because they

1054
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:35,479
Speaker 3: thought it was funny, and.

1055
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 2: Everybody was just kind of annoyed with them.

1056
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 3: They just happened to be going to Central Part two,

1057
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 3: so we got off at the same stop and they

1058
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 3: were in front of me, and like then they crossed

1059
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 3: the street and they pulled out water guns and started

1060
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 3: spraying random people and recording it. And I was like,

1061
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 3: they are the worst people on this planet right now,

1062
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 3: Like you cannot convince me.

1063
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 2: Otherwise, and they were like doing that and vlogging themselves.

1064
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 3: And then I had to cross to where they were

1065
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 3: because we were also going into the same entrance and

1066
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 3: I didn't want to elongate my walk by like ten minutes,

1067
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck it, I'm just gonna get behind them.

1068
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 3: I was behind them, and they kept turning around and

1069
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 3: seeing me and like slowing down because I knew they

1070
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 3: wanted to fucking spray me with their stupid ass water guns.

1071
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 3: And basically I ended up just like going around them

1072
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 3: because they wouldn't stop them. When I was passing them,

1073
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 3: they said hi to me, and I was like, this

1074
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 3: is so annoying because now they're gonna fucking hit me

1075
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 3: with this fucking water and I felt spread in my

1076
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 3: back and I didn't do anything, and I was like whatever,

1077
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 3: I'll let them just be kids and be annoying and

1078
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 3: keep moving. And then they did it again, and I

1079
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,439
Speaker 3: didn't look back, and I was holding my water bottle

1080
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,479
Speaker 3: and I just stuck the middle finger.

1081
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 2: Then all of them were like what there wasn't even us.

1082
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 3: We said hi to you, we were being nice, You're

1083
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 3: being mean and like they were just being annoying, and

1084
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 3: then they did it again.

1085
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 2: They were like sixteen seventeen, but I can't really gauge.

1086
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 3: They were just really tall, like they were all like

1087
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 3: kind of taller than me, but you could tell they

1088
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 3: were children.

1089
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: Personally, I would have pushed them under the train tracks.

1090
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 3: But he would have murdered children, I will say, and

1091
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 3: I've said it publicly, like I do like when kids

1092
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 3: are being fucking batshit annoying fucks, I do want them

1093
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 3: to die like and I am sorry whatever, sue me.

1094
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 3: But they did it again, and I knew they were

1095
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 3: recording me, and I was like, this is the lamest

1096
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 3: I'm probably ever gonna sound, because I'm gonna sound like

1097
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 3: a forty year old like single woman, a single mother.

1098
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 2: I meant, who's like tired of my own kids. And

1099
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: I was just like I was.

1100
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 3: Like, get from around meet go around me, and I

1101
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 3: was like please.

1102
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 2: Please, and then they were like we were just playing it.

1103
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 3: I was like please, please please, and then they just

1104
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 3: like went around me and I just moved the other

1105
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 3: way and they didn't even laugh, So I think, like

1106
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 3: I maybe hurt their feelings. I couldn't tell, and I

1107
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 3: couldn't give a fuck, but it annoyed me so bad,

1108
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 3: and all I can think about is that they have

1109
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 3: on video of them spraying my back, and like I

1110
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 3: genuinely was walking and I was like, damn, you know what,

1111
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 3: I actually hope they get hit by a fucking car,

1112
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 3: because like the cars that were passing when people had

1113
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 3: their windows open, like there were truck drivers passing and

1114
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 3: they were spraying the people and it was like.

1115
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,959
Speaker 2: They were just being so fucking rude.

1116
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 3: And recording it, and I was like, this is why

1117
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 3: the internet is like the worst thing to ever happened

1118
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 3: to like the human race. And I was like, they're

1119
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 3: being so evil, and I want them to get hit

1120
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 3: by a car because in my head, I'm like the

1121
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 3: krama would play out that they would be like, oh,

1122
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 3: I was being awful to these people who are just

1123
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 3: working and living their life and it's karma. But then

1124
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 3: I was like, no, they would probably just become even

1125
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 3: worse people because they were like obviously just straight kids

1126
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 3: who like were like not being like, don't have strict

1127
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 3: parents like that was like kind of the vibe. But

1128
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 3: basically I was genuinely like walking to the park and

1129
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 3: instead of being peaceful, I was like ruminating because I

1130
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 3: was like, I genuinely want them to like get hit

1131
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 3: by a car and not die, but just like be

1132
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 3: out of the game until they're like eighteen and then

1133
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 3: they have time to be like, fuck, I can't be

1134
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 3: like a reckless idiot anymore.

1135
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,439
Speaker 4: I'm a growing sounds.

1136
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: I completely forgot that this happened because I actually trauma

1137
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 1: blocked it, but probably around the same time you were

1138
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 1: experiencing that. Legitimately, I was like I had the reason

1139
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: I rode the subway alone for the first time, Like I, yes,

1140
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 1: I was good. It's called subbing. We get on the subway,

1141
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 1: we do our things. We get in New York and

1142
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: we do our thing and we ride the subway. Like

1143
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,240
Speaker 1: it's not that weird.

1144
00:49:59,280 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 2: You know calls it.

1145
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: Nobody does that. You take suboxin and you get on

1146
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: the subway. Take a box suboxin.

1147
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 2: Is that like a like a like a medication?

1148
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: What is that sort of Yeah, it's a fucking lit medication.

1149
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: But I got to my destination I need to go

1150
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: to my bank to get like a blank check or

1151
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 1: some shit, and got all that figured out. I was

1152
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: waiting for Mason out front because he was meeting up

1153
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: with me and then we were gonna go to Central

1154
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: Park and meet you there and everybody else. And I

1155
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: had gone into Starbucks for the first time on my

1156
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 1: own like volition, I think ever in my life. It

1157
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 1: was like the first time I've ever like been like, oh,

1158
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 1: I want a Starbucks drink, which I will am gonna

1159
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 1: go on a fucking rampage about in a second.

1160
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry.

1161
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 3: We've seen your old id posts. You've meant into a

1162
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 3: Starbucks on your own volition. Mister Lana del Rey.

1163
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 2: Is so beautiful. I know you were sucking up those prappuccino.

1164
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 4: And how many vanilla frappuccinos have you sucked down?

1165
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 3: You are such a vanilla bean prappuccino And I'm I

1166
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 3: mean that derogatory. What do you mean story as how

1167
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 3: you are a vanilla bean prappaccino bitch?

1168
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: But I went to Starbucks and I got my strawberry

1169
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 1: I'll say you refresher, which is just a saggy, my

1170
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: pink drink. My pinkitty drinkity drink, and I just like

1171
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: had to find something to do because I actually looked

1172
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: like a psycho tweak, and I was like pacing up.

1173
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,399
Speaker 3: And down the r right in the bank and did

1174
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 3: your business and then stood outside the bank.

1175
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 2: You like look like you were going to the bank.

1176
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. I Mason like is never on time, and

1177
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: he was like thirty minutes away when I left the bank,

1178
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, whatever, I'll just wait up

1179
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: and down the street and I was like pacing back

1180
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: and forth for a while. Then I got my Starbucks

1181
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,240
Speaker 1: and then I was like, okay, I need to fucking

1182
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: relax and just sit down on my iPhone. But I

1183
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: was trying to conserve my battery because it was dying

1184
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: very quickly, and I'm like crouching, and I'm like, I'm

1185
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: boredis fuck, So I'm not on my phone. I'm just

1186
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: kind of like thinking thoughts of myself. And then I'm like, oh,

1187
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: I should take my vitamins since I have this drink

1188
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 1: right now. So I like go into my wallet and

1189
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: I take out like six beef liver pills and like,

1190
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: to the untrained eye, it looks like Molly like they

1191
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: look like actual drugs. And I'm sitting there like like

1192
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,280
Speaker 1: imagine me like crouched in my like normal crouch position,

1193
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 1: like skimming through my wallet like getting pills out. And

1194
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: then a fan comes up and she's like, hey, I,

1195
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: like I really really love your podcast, Like can I

1196
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: get a picture with you? And like immediately I'm like yeah, sure,

1197
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 1: like of course, and I stand up and like three

1198
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 1: pills fall out of my lap and like roll all

1199
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: over the ground, and I'm just like, I promise I'm

1200
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: not doing drugs, Like I swear it's not drugs. They're

1201
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: vitamins or my vitamins. And she's just just like and

1202
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: like took the picture and walked the way and like

1203
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 1: to her, it actually looked like I was doing drugs,

1204
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: Like I look like I was doing.

1205
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 3: You look like a fucking freak because you're crouching down

1206
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 3: in front of a bank.

1207
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 4: Alone at that doesn't exist.

1208
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait no, we had to tell that.

1209
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,400
Speaker 1: When I just I got really lightheaded.

1210
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 3: Actually no, I did too, because I haven't had like

1211
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 3: a like a big enough meal than when you were talking.

1212
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 2: I was like passing away.

1213
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: From eight like three quarters of or yeah, three quarters

1214
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: of subway today, but they fucked up my thing and

1215
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 1: they put fucking all lives in this like sweet dressing.

1216
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 3: You being like in New York, which is like infamous

1217
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 3: for having like an infinite amount of delis that you

1218
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 3: could go to and you ordering some way, yeah.

1219
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,839
Speaker 4: Ordered who I'm gonna put some sweet dressing in you.

1220
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:57,280
Speaker 4: Right after we stop recording, I'm gonna take you upstairs

1221
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 4: and put some sweet dressing.

1222
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1223
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 4: Man.

1224
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 3: Okay, but after we got the hat, me and Drew

1225
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 3: were sitting outside of this fucking Macha spot and we

1226
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 3: were like sitting in so just trying to.

1227
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 2: Figure out what we were going to do, and he

1228
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 2: was wearing it, and this girl ran.

1229
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 3: Up to us and she was like, oh my god,

1230
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:16,279
Speaker 3: like I'm out of breath because I just ran here.

1231
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 3: But my friend said you were here and I wanted

1232
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 3: to come meet you. And then we were like, oh what,

1233
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 3: like heny we started talking to here and we were like, wait,

1234
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 3: how did your friend see us? And then she was

1235
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 3: like oh, because he was about to clock into work

1236
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 3: and he was like, oh my god, Drew was on.

1237
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 2: The street, but like he's just in a really big.

1238
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: Hat, so look for the big hat and look.

1239
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 3: For the big hat, and that had me and Drew

1240
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 3: cracking out because I was like, dude, and they were

1241
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 3: like is that real?

1242
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 2: Like are you wearing that seriously? And me Andrew were like, dude,

1243
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:41,760
Speaker 2: who are.

1244
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,800
Speaker 3: We on the internet that that's even a real question,

1245
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 3: like if the hat is like a real like fashion choice.

1246
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 3: But it was like genuinely making people upset and like angry,

1247
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 3: and they were like genuinely taking a fence to the

1248
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 3: fact that Drew was wearing that.

1249
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: I was getting bullied face for the first time in

1250
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,720
Speaker 1: my life. And also in that situation when the girls

1251
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 1: were like look for the big hat, we were sitting

1252
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: next to this woman who like was just like mining

1253
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: her business, drinking her macha and eating her ice cream,

1254
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 1: and like we just like invaded her space and sat

1255
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: next to her, and I had.

1256
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,720
Speaker 3: Like a conniption.

1257
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 1: Fit, like a meltdown. I was like, every decision, the

1258
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,879
Speaker 1: past six decisions I've made have been wrong, Like I'm

1259
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: fucking up, like I'm ruining my life. Everybody hates me,

1260
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: like freaking the fuck out, all while wearing this hat.

1261
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,360
Speaker 1: And then I like stopped myself.

1262
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 2: For a second and then I said something.

1263
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: I was like no, no, No, I stopped myself for

1264
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 1: a second, and I like see myself in the third person,

1265
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and I'm doing all this in this

1266
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 1: stupid fucking hat. And then she just burst out laughing

1267
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 1: because like she wanted the hat to be addressed so bad.

1268
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she was probably like, dude, there's no way

1269
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 3: this man is actually sitting here freaking the fuck out

1270
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 3: with that on his head, like that should be. Like

1271
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 3: whatever decisions you made that were wrong should be the

1272
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,720
Speaker 3: least of your worries. If that hat was like also

1273
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 3: made like recently, like that should be. That was the

1274
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 3: first bad decision, But honestly, it was the best decision.

1275
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: I know, because look, we look good.

1276
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 2: Who's we?

1277
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 1: You're the only one who wears fucking altars.

1278
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 4: Look like you're getting sucked into a black hole right now.

1279
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 2: What time are we at?

1280
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 4: One minute and first, sorry, one.

1281
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: Hour and three minutes, so we got like ten minutes left.

1282
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 4: No, you probably do like media, and you're good because

1283
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 4: we have of cuts.

1284
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: We like sat around for like ten minutes.

1285
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 3: It's like less than ten minutes of cuts.

1286
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's like five to seven minutes of cuts.

1287
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: There's another minute of cuts, so that.

1288
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 2: I just want to, like, I want to make love

1289
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 2: to you.

1290
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 3: In a really nasty way.

1291
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: I'm a nasty woman with a president who looks like

1292
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: he's covered in cheeto dush cheetost that's how she says it,

1293
00:56:54,760 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 1: cheeto dust. It sounds like I'm a nasty woman.

1294
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 4: Man.

1295
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 2: Should we put that on a shirt?

1296
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 1: Wait?

1297
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 2: Should we put that on a shirt?

1298
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:05,720
Speaker 4: Merchant?

1299
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put it on like a blanket, and I'm

1300
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 2: gonna sell it.

1301
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna make pink hats. I call them pussy hats.

1302
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 3: All right, let's go into me like you're freaking me.

1303
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 3: The My media of the week is the shake Shack

1304
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 3: meal bundle off of the app Seamless.

1305
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 1: Wow. People are talking about when you get Shakeshack delivered

1306
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: to your house, they put the soda in the bag

1307
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: with it so it spills all over your meal, and

1308
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: you get home and it's coated in fucking Coca cola,

1309
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: and then you eat it and you're every once in

1310
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:45,600
Speaker 1: a while you get a fry that's like a sugar fry.

1311
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: Because that's happened to me like actually six times. It's

1312
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: fucking crazy.

1313
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 2: You seem pissed.

1314
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 3: I don't order shake Shack because I literally don't postmates

1315
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 3: like that, Like I'm just like different, But that's me

1316
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 3: because I care about like the things I put in

1317
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 3: my body.

1318
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 2: But you know I can say the same I I

1319
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 2: genuinely could say the same thing about you. Oh you're

1320
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 2: nodding off. That's good, Hello, Drew drew.

1321
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 6: Up.

1322
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 3: We were saying, imagine Drew front Row out of fashion

1323
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 3: show during.

1324
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 2: Fashion week in this hat, nodding off like that.

1325
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: It would actually it would be the I'm not kidding.

1326
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: If I wore this hat to anybody's fashion show, I

1327
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 1: like one probably wouldn't get in. But if by the

1328
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 1: grace of God I did get in, I would be

1329
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: a viral clip and it would take away everything from

1330
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: this fashion show to everybody.

1331
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 3: Nobody behind you would be able to see what fits.

1332
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 3: Because he was supposed to go see a movie, but

1333
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 3: then he was like, dude, I have this fucking hat on.

1334
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: Anyone who sit inside this movie theater with this toll

1335
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 1: fucking hat on and block the people behind me sitting

1336
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 1: in watching a movie.

1337
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 3: But there's just like this big, like black gaping hole

1338
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 3: in the middle of the screen because of Drewy looking

1339
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 3: at It's like a tunnel yep, all right, let's get

1340
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 3: onto some media.

1341
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me check media real quick. Oh I

1342
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 1: fucking can't because my Spotify got deleted.

1343
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 2: Here, I'll let you look at your own.

1344
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 1: Well, no, my playlist. I have a bunch of private playlists.

1345
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 1: That's the thing, the thing of it all.

1346
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 3: Well, my only media of the week is Amplified heart

1347
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 3: By Everything but the Girl.

1348
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 2: That whole album is so good.

1349
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 1: See the thing about you is you lie and I

1350
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 1: don't know why you would lie. How was that a

1351
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: live favorite album?

1352
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 3: I didn't say it's my favorite album. I said it's

1353
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 3: like my media of the week. Ew kut, get your

1354
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 3: fucking toes out.

1355
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 2: The camera, bitch. Sorry, you've had those songs since nineteen

1356
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 2: fifty three.

1357
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 3: Like, actually, let's be real, your socks look like you

1358
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 3: started the fucking Sandlot with those, Like does that make

1359
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 3: sense to look at those?

1360
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 2: Those are Sandlot socks?

1361
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 1: Stink? Is uh? Like home makeover videos? I haven't been

1362
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 1: able to cry unless it's at people getting their homes revealed?

1363
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,680
Speaker 2: Was that one guy? Wait? I wanted to have sex

1364
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 2: with him? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, move that bus. You

1365
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 2: know who I'm talking about?

1366
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 4: Oh, the extreme homemakeover ty Pennington.

1367
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: Then this is my other this is my song for media.

1368
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 6: My god, whoa, I take that back, Like I think

1369
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 6: you used to better than that.

1370
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 2: You need to stop it.

1371
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 4: Yeah right way here real.

1372
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah see that's like this song is fucking lit.

1373
01:00:55,520 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 3: There's the Cuban one that those Cuban like wow, the

1374
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 3: baby kitten picture just popped on my phone. Uh that

1375
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 3: those like Cuban guys and that girl maid where it

1376
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 3: was like I don't remember is that.

1377
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 2: No, they copied like a Selena flow. I think I

1378
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 2: can't remember the song, but you know what I'm talking about.

1379
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 3: It's like the Cuban like Trump anthem, fuck you anyway.

1380
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 3: My media visually I don't have anything because I literally

1381
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 3: haven't been watching anything and I don't care and you

1382
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 3: can't sue me. And then I already gave my my

1383
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 3: musical media and like that's it. Somebody I saw was

1384
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 3: like I can't get into the things that he listens

1385
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 3: to anymore.

1386
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:38,960
Speaker 2: That's it.

1387
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 3: I don't know why I try to please you bitches.

1388
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 2: You fucking hate me.

1389
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: My other media is let go these nuts.

1390
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 2: We're gonna get demonetized. We're never monetized. We're never monetized.

1391
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 4: We're monetized, but just barely, like will barely monetize our ship?

1392
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 1: Or white girl freestyling. It has two hundred and thirteen views.

1393
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 2: Because it's Howard.

1394
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,919
Speaker 1: White Girl. It just look up white girl freestyle. Oh

1395
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 1: this is my real media.

1396
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 2: My media of the week is girls farting.

1397
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 1: Remember when this made me cry?

1398
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 2: And yeah, oh yeah, that's amazing.

1399
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 1: This is I'm not an ironically BC homecoming edition. People

1400
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 1: who play in band in high school blow my mind. Like, y'all,

1401
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: it's like this right here, this is a freestyle. The guy,

1402
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: what is it? The main guy?

1403
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:57,240
Speaker 3: Dude, humans are so crazy listening.

1404
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 2: Is something else playing on your phone?

1405
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in the back end of the video.

1406
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: Every time I get chills every fucking.

1407
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 2: Time this this part is like the is that a freestyle?

1408
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 1: Yes, he's freestyling. The band behind him isn't. But he

1409
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 1: got like a bunch of full right scholarships to band

1410
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: academies because of that video.

1411
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 3: But like this ship, Well, in high school, I was

1412
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 3: looking up how to roll blunt?

1413
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:50,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, how to roll blunt with blunt or with Bible paper. Actually,

1414
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to find you guys music. But all

1415
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 1: of my saved music is gone. So I'm like scrolling

1416
01:03:55,040 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 1: through my likes on YouTube and everything on your i'verot

1417
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: you just check your Spotify.

1418
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 3: Because he said all of his like recently stuff is

1419
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 3: like private.

1420
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 1: Then all the other shiit is like it's music, but

1421
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 1: it's like fucking blady Ego Baby. I've probably already said

1422
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 1: that song. Oh my god, Blade Ego Baby, suck my

1423
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 1: fucking balls.

1424
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 2: No one even caught like came for you.

1425
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 1: Or like this.

1426
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 3: Oh cool, Okay, Well that's that, And I hope you

1427
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 3: guys have like such a bad day that it makes

1428
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 3: you like reflect on your life in a very like

1429
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:43,320
Speaker 3: introspective way because you should know better and like do better, and.

1430
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 1: You figure your ship out, figure it out.

1431
01:04:46,200 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 2: I'm just pigging fuck yeah,