Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to it is five twenty somewhere. I
Speaker 1: am your girl, Arb.
Speaker 2: It is still the twins' birthday to my left, I
Speaker 2: got the beautiful trap.
Speaker 3: What did it do? Mama?
Speaker 1: Hey, did you have an amazing birthday?
Speaker 3: I did? I did? It was pretty, it was pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: Not gonna lie, not gonna yae And we got.
Speaker 4: Bust down, motherfucking keo.
Speaker 1: Right, let me put your wrists up cud Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sinking key in the club last night it was
Speaker 2: so packed. She had like threw her arm up to
Speaker 2: do something.
Speaker 1: I was like, diamonds, diamonds, diamond told me dancing.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, your wife was gonna say, hold on
Speaker 3: you being too humble for me, humble life, don't fuck them.
Speaker 1: Like maybe that wasn't a good song choice, but yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you had an amazing birthday?
Speaker 3: Did I did? Honestly, I don't even think I would
Speaker 3: have really went and got it. If you want to
Speaker 3: put me on this my last episode got to do
Speaker 3: it so because we talked about it and we invested this.
Speaker 3: So I was like, I can't sit on the couch
Speaker 3: next week without this, Like I just cannot.
Speaker 1: And who about your watch?
Speaker 3: For you, that would be me. I don't play with.
Speaker 1: It, girl, that's like you mean because last night I
Speaker 1: kind of got sad. I'm like, damn, I got bad
Speaker 1: pussy management because.
Speaker 3: Way you are so funny. No no, When I say
Speaker 3: when I bought it, I was literally thinking, I'm like
Speaker 3: because truthfully, I could have been. I could have been
Speaker 3: did this Like no, honey ship, I could have been
Speaker 3: did this? I feel like, for whatever reason, when you're
Speaker 3: a girl, especially when it comes to like your first watch,
Speaker 3: you damn near one. It's like a hood trophy a
Speaker 3: little bit you kind of want Amanda buy it for you.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I was in a relationship for
Speaker 3: a while and I was like waiting on a nigga
Speaker 3: to buy it for me. I really could have did
Speaker 3: it by myself as much as I bought that nigga,
Speaker 3: but said, don't hold your bread right, and I just
Speaker 3: went ahead and dated for myself. And I'm so happy
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: Girl power over here that so we got us a
Speaker 2: girl live.
Speaker 1: Basically, it's a girl.
Speaker 3: It's looks like.
Speaker 2: A strawberry wrench water, so something light because I feel
Speaker 2: like I am about to pass out.
Speaker 1: I'm so freaking tired. The Limit d went outside.
Speaker 2: Outside and you know me, I'll be outside until the
Speaker 2: next out day starts.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Everybody was looking for you guys yesterday at the Lemon Drop.
Speaker 2: Yes, so Lemon Drop Festival was so fire y'all like
Speaker 2: I'm out growing.
Speaker 1: Time, I'm out.
Speaker 2: Oh I said it wrong, outgrow out outdoor doors or
Speaker 2: outdoors mumbling mines out.
Speaker 1: Door, girly, I lovely.
Speaker 2: I'm just like a HD and I'm have slight autism
Speaker 2: all self diagnosed a little bit. I know I'm on
Speaker 2: the spectrum, okay, But back to the Limit Drop Festival.
Speaker 2: It was absolutely amazing, like seeing like all the city
Speaker 2: come out, we together. Everything ran smooth, like they really
Speaker 2: put their best foot forward with throwing this event. So
Speaker 2: many people came out. The food was fires, the drinks
Speaker 2: was fired. It was two performances, Roco and Veto.
Speaker 3: It was just a vibe like summer.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was so good, like we were just out
Speaker 2: there just vibe and just drinking, just having a good time.
Speaker 2: And it's like now, I felt like that was so
Speaker 2: good for the city because you know how it's Black
Speaker 2: Expo weekend and we all complained about Black Expo not
Speaker 2: being as lit as it used to be.
Speaker 1: We complain about the old performers.
Speaker 2: So to have Roco and Veto there and just hav
Speaker 2: an amazing time that DJs with fire like, I can't
Speaker 2: wait till next year. Yeah, yeah, it's I'm glad that
Speaker 2: they did it on XBO weekend two.
Speaker 3: Is that it's gonna be like that every year?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm excited to see what they
Speaker 2: do going for because it's only going It's only been
Speaker 2: getting better.
Speaker 1: So shout out to them for throwing that.
Speaker 2: Next week, I am going to be bartending with bel Air.
Speaker 2: They booked Barbie Mobile Bar. Yeah, so the Bellies and
Speaker 2: Bullshit block Party Saturday, July the twenty fifth. I will
Speaker 2: be there bartending for bel Air, So make sure y'all
Speaker 2: stop and come see me there.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I had an amazing night.
Speaker 2: Everybody was looking for y'all at the Limit Drop Festival
Speaker 2: the Fever one, So pull up on the girls.
Speaker 1: They were looking for y'all. Yeah, so we're why the
Speaker 1: fuck you on l side?
Speaker 3: Girl, I'm partied out. I don't know I am. I
Speaker 3: think I'm the homebody of the crew. But no, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna claim being a homebody on some delusional shit
Speaker 3: and be like, oh, I never go out. I know
Speaker 3: I'm not that, but if I can sit in the house,
Speaker 3: I do enjoy a night in the house, a weekend
Speaker 3: in the house. And I had to wake up early
Speaker 3: and go my kids had a game at eight thirty am,
Speaker 3: so I knew what I wasn't going outside. I mean,
Speaker 3: and we was out on Thursday. Well, we did our
Speaker 3: dinner on Thursday and then we went out and I
Speaker 3: don't know that sh just people texting me all weekend
Speaker 3: like you coming out? You coming out? I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I literally fell off in the club last night. That
Speaker 3: was so random, humbug. I wasn't dressed, I didn't have
Speaker 3: on heels or nothing. Yes, yeah, did you with Barbie
Speaker 3: or like I met so, you know, because Barbie was
Speaker 3: in a group chat because she was giving us a
Speaker 3: play by play of her night, like where you bitch
Speaker 3: is at? So finally I'm like, okay, well where are
Speaker 3: you at? And then she was like saying she was
Speaker 3: going somewhere. I'm like, bitch, Wabby's here, we need to
Speaker 3: go there. She was like, you're right, let's go. I'll
Speaker 3: meet you. Why would y'all text privately outside the chat.
Speaker 3: I caught her. Oh you caught her, and.
Speaker 1: You don't respond to shit, I didn't remind you.
Speaker 3: You text to me and said that that man gave
Speaker 3: you one hundred dollars to give me his.
Speaker 1: Number, and he gonna give me some more money. So
Speaker 1: text him back, text him.
Speaker 3: I don't want to text him. He's fucking annoying, is he? Yes,
Speaker 3: he's annoying. Did he not give annoying when you saw him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's always been annoying. He almost me over in
Speaker 1: the parking lot trying to like.
Speaker 3: Annoying, like overbearing, bro. And that night was that he's
Speaker 3: not even that much older though he's not.
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's not that old.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know either. But when I
Speaker 3: say Webby was so fat though, like, okay, so these
Speaker 3: bitches left me, I'm like, I don't know where B
Speaker 3: and P they like, I don't know where they went.
Speaker 3: I was sucking. Know y'all didn't intentionally leave me, but
Speaker 3: somebody was like talking to me and I'm just like,
Speaker 3: you would have made me lose my bitches so now
Speaker 3: and it's so fat, so boom, so I see like
Speaker 3: my friends, dude, on the stage. So I'm like, you
Speaker 3: know what, I don't have my glasses on. I don't
Speaker 3: see any body for I don't see my girls. So
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm about to go up here on the stage, right,
Speaker 3: So I'm just on the stage. And then Barbie couldn't
Speaker 3: even get to me. It was so fat or whatever. Right,
Speaker 3: it was so fucking fat girl. I'm just on the stage.
Speaker 3: I hear them playing the Webby songs or whatever. Finally
Speaker 3: we get off the stage, we go get in the
Speaker 3: section or whatever, and I'm looking at the stage and
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn nuxs Webby. And then I asked for me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, so he was on the stage, don't It's
Speaker 3: waiting on the stage.
Speaker 1: Maybe like two people in front of Webby.
Speaker 3: But I literally thought that they were just playing the
Speaker 3: Webby songs because it was a Webby event. Yeah, Like
Speaker 3: I'm thinking he did a walk through and they just
Speaker 3: playing all his ship. No, he was literally, guys, stay
Speaker 3: the city, literally popped the ship for Black Expo weekend.
Speaker 1: So Webby was at All Star. It was late. He
Speaker 1: played some hits. I had a good time there. It
Speaker 1: just was overly.
Speaker 5: I couldn't Then I went back to try to find her,
Speaker 5: and she's like looking down on me from the stage
Speaker 5: like I was a put a peasant even like, yeah,
Speaker 5: it was too much.
Speaker 1: I was just trying to breathe. And remember remember last
Speaker 1: time when we.
Speaker 2: Was in the club trying to get on the stage,
Speaker 2: that whochie mamma, oh my pissed me off so bad.
Speaker 3: Remember that, dude, you were trying to.
Speaker 1: Get up on stage. When you was trying to get
Speaker 1: up on the stage and he.
Speaker 2: Then there was like pushing to get on the stage,
Speaker 2: doing too much.
Speaker 3: Part was this?
Speaker 1: This was?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember, and like you, I actually have
Speaker 3: a video of that encounter.
Speaker 5: Bad.
Speaker 2: He was like, I got Cloud on social media too.
Speaker 2: I'm like, who gives a fuck about Cloud on social media?
Speaker 3: Why you don't care about Cloud on social media? You
Speaker 3: are Amagan, you are a boy.
Speaker 1: Dang Man was like, let him be a bad bitch,
Speaker 1: just let him.
Speaker 4: I looked at you.
Speaker 3: He squeezed his tiny ass up right next to me,
Speaker 3: and I said, I'm moving and I got this day.
Speaker 3: The girls were beefy that night.
Speaker 2: The ghus warls worls quiet on the creek. It's okay
Speaker 2: that we weren't all together this weekend, because next weekend
Speaker 2: is w n B a All Star in.
Speaker 1: Chicago, and it is five twenty somewhere in Chicago.
Speaker 3: Were outside, we're definitely are you going on Friday though,
Speaker 3: and then come and.
Speaker 1: Make it happen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make your event, but I'm gonna come down
Speaker 2: there Friday, turn up Friday, and then get break back
Speaker 2: for the bullshit and bellies and bullshit. Okay, cool, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: So y'all stay down there and enjoy y'allself for me,
Speaker 2: like to be young again, Like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: wish I could bounce around like I used to because
Speaker 2: the old me would have been there Friday, came back Saturday,
Speaker 2: hit the road, Saturday, came back.
Speaker 1: Been there Sunday like unnecessary ship.
Speaker 2: Like calm down, It's okay, it's it's okay to breathe
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 3: But y'all ain't getting no food at All Stars last night?
Speaker 1: Girl, how he was gonna eat chicken?
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna get had. I mean, I'm sure their
Speaker 3: kitchen was crashed because it was like so many people here.
Speaker 3: It was I'm just asking, you know, Kiki, last time
Speaker 3: we was sorry, I wasn't covering up the thing. I
Speaker 3: don't give afore I drink. Was in this session looking
Speaker 3: at her like, damn little lady.
Speaker 1: So you ain't busted down no ten piece of limon
Speaker 1: pepper in the club?
Speaker 3: Yeah I will. I don't get.
Speaker 1: My chicken wing like I'm outside at a barbecue, you
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 3: But we didn't even her. That's why we was probably
Speaker 3: so drunk that night. Y'all was drunker. We were. That
Speaker 3: never happened. I know, I was drunk. And then we
Speaker 3: got our bottle so late we had a we had
Speaker 3: to ope it down. Shout out to Swiss.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Swiss.
Speaker 2: Shoutout, shout out to nat baby. The city is overly
Speaker 2: turned and I'm loving it. I am loving it. But
Speaker 2: speaking of black expo people activities, what's your favorite black
Speaker 2: catch phrase?
Speaker 3: Mmmm? What y'all you say? My grannie? I actually have
Speaker 3: a funny story my granny. One time she was because
Speaker 3: my parents have like hello kids, right, and so we
Speaker 3: used to come and stay the summer's like for three
Speaker 3: months the whole summer when we was kids and stay
Speaker 3: with our grannie.
Speaker 1: How should be the hell get these kids?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: You don't don't get this? And how y'all are terrible grandparents.
Speaker 3: But let your parents. But no, I remember we were like,
Speaker 3: we were like, what nine when our little sister was born,
Speaker 3: the number six or whatever. They pulled up surprised us all.
Speaker 3: They came early to pick us up. They they didn't
Speaker 3: even pick us up, that's how good they had it.
Speaker 3: They didn't even pick us up. They just pulled up
Speaker 3: to surprise us with the baby. They just had our
Speaker 3: little sister, our little cancer baby or whatever. Miko they
Speaker 3: cut out and my granny was like, I know they
Speaker 3: did not have another kid or whatever, and she's just
Speaker 3: talking to herself anyway. She said, they need another kid,
Speaker 3: like I need a hole in the head. And I
Speaker 3: was like, what do you mean, Grandma? She was like,
Speaker 3: do I need another hole in the head? No, she said,
Speaker 3: do I need a hole in the head? I said no.
Speaker 3: She said, all right.
Speaker 2: Then I'm just like I never knew what that meant.
Speaker 3: And so you just broke it down like okay, so
Speaker 3: you get it now, like they don't need another kid.
Speaker 3: And then they still and then my mom still had
Speaker 3: who weren't after that?
Speaker 1: Wait, so y'all didn't know she was pregnant and stuff
Speaker 1: like we never knew. We never knew she was with
Speaker 1: Granny for three months.
Speaker 3: No nobody ever knew when she was pregnant. She carried.
Speaker 3: She a heavyweight and she carry it good, like in
Speaker 3: her back. You would look at her and not know
Speaker 3: she's freaking pregnant. That is so funny. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: just carry But I'm just.
Speaker 1: Imagining that some men when they be doing that little traditional.
Speaker 2: Like oh it's a baby, did they do the dance
Speaker 2: with the baby or just like here, just what, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm not that culture. I wish I was. You know
Speaker 3: what I say though, that's like a black thing. I
Speaker 3: think it's a new black thing. But I love saying
Speaker 3: I love that for you. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: It's a black girly thing. My favorite thing is that
Speaker 2: key key my ass, anything in.
Speaker 3: My ass, like I swear, or your ass, like when
Speaker 3: you're about to when you getting in trouble, like they'll
Speaker 3: be like, I don't know, they'll put your ass on
Speaker 3: the end of something, put yours or I don't know,
Speaker 3: PlayStation your ass type ship.
Speaker 2: The new thing is playing in your ass is that you.
Speaker 1: Didn't give you didn't take the chicken out the freezer
Speaker 1: because you only here.
Speaker 3: Playing in your ass niggas been doing that for centuries.
Speaker 3: This kidding.
Speaker 1: It's like Caesar's Did you wipe your ass?
Speaker 3: Is that your ass? Kiki surprised? Did you wash your ball?
Speaker 3: Did you staying disappointed? Did you wash your balls? Nigga?
Speaker 3: Okay saying say it? Say it happy?
Speaker 1: Did you wash your balls?
Speaker 3: Say that said m hm? Did you your balls?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Please wash your balls? It's too it's
Speaker 2: too hot outside.
Speaker 3: All the time. That's a black catchphrase. I feel like,
Speaker 3: were we gonna say that, or were you telling a
Speaker 3: story to be like mind you?
Speaker 2: Mind you?
Speaker 3: Mind you? We are overdo to mind you? Or like uh,
Speaker 3: when you on the road and they be like, that's
Speaker 3: why your ship fucked up?
Speaker 2: Now, no, speaking of fucked up cars on the road,
Speaker 2: my road rage is absolutely terrible.
Speaker 3: That's why you ain't got no timing built, bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what's going on.
Speaker 3: Like my road right around with that motherfucking bumper?
Speaker 4: Is that cutting people out?
Speaker 3: Yes, that's why you're bumper falling off.
Speaker 1: And I be like, so, bitch, fuck you because my
Speaker 1: road rage is so bad.
Speaker 3: Even if I'm in the wrong, I'm yelling at you.
Speaker 3: I don't care, but I don't know when I'm wrong,
Speaker 3: i'd be like sorry, I swear I will take no.
Speaker 1: I blow my horn back, like fuck you.
Speaker 3: I know I was supposed to be doing it with.
Speaker 1: THEMN Calm down. You don't got to.
Speaker 3: Why you mad at me? People? Accountability words don't have
Speaker 3: no I have no accountability, clearly.
Speaker 2: And I've been getting into old white men on the
Speaker 2: road since I got a job and got to be
Speaker 2: out here in the world all early and stuff. I've
Speaker 2: been getting to old white man on the on the streets,
Speaker 2: and I cut the.
Speaker 1: Old white ass out, old young.
Speaker 3: They probably deserve it. Man. One time I got into
Speaker 3: it with a big bitch on the road.
Speaker 4: She drives.
Speaker 3: She I don't know why here touche to your big
Speaker 3: bitch story right must have been she was turning left.
Speaker 3: I'm about to turn right. We at the light. She
Speaker 3: I don't know if she like cut me. I don't
Speaker 3: know what the fuck happened. But my windows down, her
Speaker 3: windows down, and I'm like, bitch. Next thing I know,
Speaker 3: she said bitch, fuck you. I said bitch, fuck you,
Speaker 3: fat bitch bro Next thing I know, this bitch pops
Speaker 3: a you wie. It turns the fuck around. She gets
Speaker 3: behind me and she said, now, what did you say, bitch?
Speaker 1: I said, I don't smoking, bitch.
Speaker 3: I was just playing biggie. No, it's it's dangerous though.
Speaker 3: Road rage is really did out your body. I do not.
Speaker 3: But I don't even play like that anymore. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't play like that cut especially if I got
Speaker 3: my kids in the car and motherfuckers will shoot you,
Speaker 3: and the motherfucker and shoot you, they will unlive you,
Speaker 3: and you're like you need a hole in the head.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Whenever I feel anything like fishy, I'll clutch.
Speaker 2: But I think everybody needs to calm down on the roads.
Speaker 2: Just calm down, take a deep breath.
Speaker 3: Gets here from a person who.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 3: We used to be good at throwing stuff at people's
Speaker 3: remember that's home. We was on our way home from
Speaker 3: IU and we was like, somebody like, cut us off
Speaker 3: our whist because white people like over honk their horn.
Speaker 3: Now they'll be the main ones to cut your dick
Speaker 3: a horn, honker, sign.
Speaker 2: The jeep a horn, y'all, my jeep did not have
Speaker 2: a horn. Good worse ten years of my life.
Speaker 1: I used to be so shitty, So now that I
Speaker 1: got a.
Speaker 3: Horn, I hate an overly honking ass bitch.
Speaker 1: You can't hear me?
Speaker 3: Are you honking like that? Home from Bloomington? And this
Speaker 3: man was like honking his horn. We started throwing coins
Speaker 3: out the the cup holder. We started throwing type of
Speaker 3: ship and his ship water. Fuck. This nigga gonna flash
Speaker 3: a badge at us. Take y'all to and we was
Speaker 3: like he was dude, he was doing something he wasn't
Speaker 3: supposed to do. Real speaking, we need to post that video.
Speaker 3: When we was downtown hanging out the window, hanging out
Speaker 3: the roof with mount and they let us. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: let us have that one.
Speaker 2: I would have felt so bad happen to give Mike
Speaker 2: a milk like Malcolm, my them pot checks.
Speaker 1: To pay for this ticket. Because he was like, no
Speaker 1: seat bell, no SI bell, reckless driving. I can give
Speaker 1: you six different tickets.
Speaker 3: He was like, we are all hanging out of a
Speaker 3: window in Mouk's car and one of us was out
Speaker 3: the roof. Yeah, he was very calm, he was very collected.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're we were overly talking to the police officer.
Speaker 1: We're like, we're so sorry, So we just slid back in,
Speaker 1: put our seatbelts on.
Speaker 3: We literally had the video. He said just letting them
Speaker 3: hang out your window like this. I could give you
Speaker 3: one ticket to ticket crazy. I was driving.
Speaker 1: We're so sorry.
Speaker 3: We were just trying to have many literally too fat
Speaker 3: ass hanging out of every window in the roof. And
Speaker 3: how many it was? Five fat asses in the corn
Speaker 3: five fat asses? Five? Five? Oh okay, well you're right.
Speaker 1: It was allegedly g t a.
Speaker 3: You're trying to be funny.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, not talking about you.
Speaker 3: Don't. He was looking over here like he was.
Speaker 6: He's just he's talking about the story, trying to.
Speaker 3: Y'all know why are you now? You were mean when
Speaker 3: I first came in, you know what? You know what
Speaker 3: you did today? Yes, he didn't know what you thought.
Speaker 3: He missed, he missed judged. Oh yeah, that was me.
Speaker 3: He was trying he was trying to be a He
Speaker 3: was trying to be funny. Why do you want why
Speaker 3: would you want to humble us? We're your friends? Do
Speaker 3: you like that? David? What happened? Mike? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Did you know what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: Were we trying to humble you? Or or was we
Speaker 2: speaking facts? I mean, y'all, did you farmer?
Speaker 1: What had happened?
Speaker 3: Wasn't because why you look at no, y'all, I can't
Speaker 3: even see so I can't even laugh with with the ass.
Speaker 3: I was not in on that.
Speaker 2: When he came in while we were recording, I looked up.
Speaker 2: I was like, looked the way he stopped kept trying
Speaker 2: to do the show. As soon as the show is that,
Speaker 2: Trump said.
Speaker 1: Haircut.
Speaker 3: It got to pilling him and we were like.
Speaker 1: Crying tears.
Speaker 3: What did you say? He looks like first day of school.
Speaker 1: He looked like a youth preacher or something. And it
Speaker 1: was so funny.
Speaker 3: After the terms, you just looked at so old. I
Speaker 3: just didn't know whether.
Speaker 6: It was like throw straight up, you don't need it,
Speaker 6: keep the little curls that makes sense. It was just straight,
Speaker 6: just a straight, picked out fro, looking like did you
Speaker 6: get a different hair?
Speaker 3: Because, y'all, when I say there's you know you can like.
Speaker 1: I could see the steamroller for your hair. He wanted
Speaker 1: to call us.
Speaker 3: There's no way to put into words recording it was
Speaker 3: so hilarious and it.
Speaker 4: Can't even roast.
Speaker 3: Look there you go, y'allays want to do that? He
Speaker 3: got low? This is you see you?
Speaker 2: You go to hell, y'all every time talking about some
Speaker 2: humble pie.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, do you do y'all? Barbara got like a
Speaker 3: full time job work? Or is that you needed to
Speaker 3: juice it and sponge it. It was just he needed some
Speaker 3: conditioner or something.
Speaker 2: That was so bad, Mike, and then you just stand
Speaker 2: in the door, just look ugly as hell.
Speaker 3: It was get the fun out of her to though.
Speaker 3: Words from the block.
Speaker 2: Y'all know, we still had them cane up with our
Speaker 2: own lingo for overly explicit things.
Speaker 1: But I've seen this on X.
Speaker 2: It said, we need a word that's more romantic than fucking,
Speaker 2: but less corny than making love, and.
Speaker 1: We need it now. That is, don't say you cracking me?
Speaker 3: Knocking up?
Speaker 1: More romantic than fucking.
Speaker 3: Okay, more romantic but less corny than making love. Mating. No,
Speaker 3: I don't want to have your kids so scientific? What
Speaker 3: about you know I'm a logical bitch. M What about fornicating?
Speaker 3: I don't know that's cheating? What was they say getting
Speaker 3: their skins or something?
Speaker 1: Screwing, coupling, nookie, bumping, bunking.
Speaker 3: Pancakes, nasty, shagging, shagging, shagging, freaking saying it is cornell?
Speaker 1: What hold is that?
Speaker 4: Carnal?
Speaker 3: Is it a whole.
Speaker 1: No, what does that mean, Mike or.
Speaker 3: Penetrating what niokie is cute if you but like, I
Speaker 3: want to make love, but I want to Honestly, I
Speaker 3: haven't come up with the word intimacy.
Speaker 1: I'll be saying just fuck me.
Speaker 3: Saying very I use cuddy a lot, I use cracking
Speaker 3: or do it be like sometimes I said that's cute,
Speaker 3: they think it's cute're trying to hunt or I swear
Speaker 3: I'd be like, you're trying to do it, or you
Speaker 3: want me sucking. That sounds childish, but it kind of.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Niggas like that, bring that dick here, boy,
Speaker 3: that's what now I'm switching. However, I said those to well.
Speaker 1: I used to have a little cold. I would text
Speaker 1: and I would say.
Speaker 2: Read books, read books, my little geeky anime guys like,
Speaker 2: come on, let's read books, and.
Speaker 1: We would have nasty.
Speaker 3: Flipping every page.
Speaker 1: Flipping me baby.
Speaker 3: You know, corny men be having the may be having
Speaker 3: a good dick along, don't poll won. I don't know
Speaker 3: about corny man, but I know broke men. Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want to I'm not interested.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no me neither. Ship also it's not worth it.
Speaker 3: I am challenging. I'm going through some broke as rent
Speaker 3: this month on my birthday month. It's so dish you stay. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he got your tenant, knows that it's your birthday month.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure he's cool with my baby daddy. Oh Den,
Speaker 3: you just called him all the way out. Okay, pay
Speaker 3: your rent, nigga right before we come find you.
Speaker 1: Like, don't play with her. She just what she.
Speaker 3: Needs to hold him. They're married, she needs to hold him.
Speaker 2: Come household what rent, mortgage is by herself.
Speaker 3: Pay Nobody say a thing man this point, go sell
Speaker 3: some dick mmm like but this is what I'm saying though,
Speaker 3: And this is why they when I say I'm traumatized
Speaker 3: by broke niggas, it's just like, bitch, do you not
Speaker 3: know that I'm a single mom. Hop Like, I literally
Speaker 3: had to pay for you to live, like to the
Speaker 3: point where I got to kick you out. And guess
Speaker 3: what when I kick you out, you still got to
Speaker 3: live off me for a whole month.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's some lame.
Speaker 3: No. I had to give him a ten day eviction notice,
Speaker 3: so like then he can get a but by then
Speaker 3: it's gonna be the you ain't even pay the rent,
Speaker 3: big bit.
Speaker 1: I do not come in your size?
Speaker 3: Are you your saints? Okay? So no, thank you for that, guys,
Speaker 3: because I literally keep telling myself like i'ma just be positive,
Speaker 3: like it's cool, like everything happens for a reason. But
Speaker 3: also I will say this the rainbow storm and then
Speaker 3: the rainbow, so it's fine. So you just bullshit out
Speaker 3: the way. That's how yeah, because that's how you ship
Speaker 3: like this, when you go through like bullshit, it's like, okay, cool,
Speaker 3: I'm just getting a bullshit out the way and the
Speaker 3: rainbow is gonna go. Y'all. Literally when I say I
Speaker 3: have to send him an eviction notice every month, and
Speaker 3: it's just like, why the fuck do I gotta sit
Speaker 3: here and brown ass man every fucking month? This is
Speaker 3: so weird, that's all. I'm like broke niggas like y'all
Speaker 3: don't care, y'all have no like moral compass, Like I'm
Speaker 3: definitely traumatized, and I feel like I don't know. It
Speaker 3: just makes it even harder when I'm gonna just shut up.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop right there, you good land lord?
Speaker 6: Key, No, sometimes I don't and I'm trying to cook
Speaker 6: can we cook?
Speaker 3: We can cook? Okay, why are you guys some policy,
Speaker 3: some procedures for a moment. No, no, don't sell it
Speaker 3: rented out. I'm trying to. I'm literally, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm literally trying to. I've been trying to turn it
Speaker 3: into something else before he ever even got there. But yeah,
Speaker 3: but y'all comfortable, and you know that's like a heads
Speaker 3: together sometimes sometimes you learn, let's cook, do something, let's cook.
Speaker 3: Chef key, you're this day really ruined my fucking birthday
Speaker 3: month like ship he didn't because I had a great
Speaker 3: birthday like nothing else. You know, we we haven't even
Speaker 3: I was crazy and I saw we're gonna end it
Speaker 3: off with a new house. But no, honestly, y'all, I
Speaker 3: hate this. Okay, tup. You kept telling me when I
Speaker 3: had When I got a new car, it was like, bitch,
Speaker 3: it's okay, you got a new car. That's normal. You're
Speaker 3: not irresponsible because you got a new car. I literally
Speaker 3: had to get a new car because my other car.
Speaker 3: It didn't break down. But I can hear it and
Speaker 3: I can tell that, and the dealership called it me
Speaker 3: seven thousand dollars to get it fixed. Bro, we got
Speaker 3: some mechanics in the hood. Yeah. Period. So now I'm
Speaker 3: me too, car shaddy? Who I am too car shady?
Speaker 1: But period?
Speaker 3: But yeah cop it he but yeah, so yeah, he
Speaker 3: really pissed me off. No sponsor speaking of no sponsor,
Speaker 3: all right, this or that? Would I'd rather be in
Speaker 3: a relationship or single relationship, relationship if it is beneficial, right,
Speaker 3: if the nigga's doing it right. Relationship for sure, because
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say relationship just because I'm not gonna choose
Speaker 3: at this stage and age. I'm not choosing to be
Speaker 3: in a relationship unless it makes sense unless I'm happy,
Speaker 3: Like I would rather stay single than to be in
Speaker 3: an unhappy relationship for sure. But like I said, if
Speaker 3: he's doing it right, because what girl really? We really
Speaker 3: just want to be girls who wants to go at
Speaker 3: life alone. Like, bitch, I'm going through all this ship.
Speaker 3: The last time a motherfucker played with me on rent,
Speaker 3: I had a nigga and he just paid it, you know,
Speaker 3: And it's just like, how is that ass backwards because.
Speaker 2: Your man is paying another man's rent.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it wasn't a man. It wasn't a girl. No,
Speaker 3: it was a girl who was living there, always had
Speaker 3: terrible tenants another no, they got the fuck out. He
Speaker 3: was like, I didn't have to. I didn't have on
Speaker 3: my own. Also, it was pretty and he bought. He
Speaker 3: bought my kids Christmas. Like, I just miss being somebody's baby.
Speaker 3: I just miss being like your baby, somebody responsibility. I
Speaker 3: want to be somebody's. I don't want to be my own.
Speaker 3: I can be my own responsibility.
Speaker 1: Clearly, but I don't want to.
Speaker 3: You got it, You got it? You you ask me.
Speaker 3: I've been doing this want.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to, Okay, but I'm with it.
Speaker 3: But you can girl, push it, push it even emotionally though.
Speaker 3: I want to go home and cry to my nigga
Speaker 3: and be like, can you believe this? Nigga? Play with me?
Speaker 3: And that's the thing about being single, Like I done
Speaker 3: vent before, I don't be like do y'all know everybody
Speaker 3: has somebody? Do you know? Howear it to me to
Speaker 3: go home after a long ass thirteen hour shift. You
Speaker 3: don't got nobody to talk to about? Karen, Have you
Speaker 3: fucked up?
Speaker 2: That's my favorite thing to say, Like I'd be like
Speaker 2: her wig is so fucked up and she got a
Speaker 2: man like somebody loves her or she's slow as hell
Speaker 2: and she got a man.
Speaker 1: Why can't I fight?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Because a lot of these motherfuckers is unhappy?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 3: But listen, I don't want to be unhappy. But and
Speaker 3: that's the thing. We're not about to be in a
Speaker 3: relationship until we know that we're gonna be happy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I'm gonna go hard. I'ma do all the chores.
Speaker 3: I'm doing all the things. I'm cock, I'm do everything.
Speaker 4: I hope you ain't sucking.
Speaker 3: I love curly. I thought I was being professional on YouTube.
Speaker 3: It's the worst word to you, cock? What cut it?
Speaker 3: Cut it? Cut Booster saying that brewster chokes? What's what's
Speaker 3: what's like? Why Swanson? No, that's like literally like old
Speaker 3: as fuck? You said, how old is it?
Speaker 2: Speaking of speaking of old word and listen, niggas have
Speaker 2: been in my inbox. Sounded like fucking Shakespeare like spears whatever?
Speaker 2: How you pronounced the ship?
Speaker 1: This man was like, my indoes talk about the right ship.
Speaker 3: That's right, Queen by asking for my cash, hap, but
Speaker 3: I'm scared to give it to him. I send the
Speaker 3: cash hap. I'm not sending my apple pee. The ones
Speaker 3: that asked for the Apple Bay. You can't have it
Speaker 3: because there's your phone number.
Speaker 2: But no, this dude was like, good, good afternoon, beautiful queen.
Speaker 1: Would you be capable of courting?
Speaker 2: And I was like, boy, shut the funk up talking
Speaker 2: to me like this, like why are you why are
Speaker 2: you just talk?
Speaker 3: Why are you doing all that that irritated you? Am
Speaker 3: I capable?
Speaker 1: Do I have?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: He said?
Speaker 2: Do I have the capacity to court? I don't have
Speaker 2: the capacity to listen to this ship?
Speaker 3: Why don't like that? That's what I'm saying, Bro, don't
Speaker 3: piss me off. Do I have the capacity? I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying the membrane and I.
Speaker 2: Don't have the patience for this weird ship. But y'all
Speaker 2: hate good morning text?
Speaker 1: Yes, y'all do. Yes, So when you're dealing with somebody
Speaker 1: you don't. I take good morning every morning.
Speaker 3: Nigga, call me you wanted to call you in the morning.
Speaker 3: Please don't call me in the morning. Please call me.
Speaker 3: I honestly, I do. I despise texting, like I don't
Speaker 3: we can talk. We can't talk about her. Honestly, I'm
Speaker 3: super horrible at it. I'll see you text and it
Speaker 3: won't even register in my mind for real, I'm that
Speaker 3: I just read your ship or or I'll swear that
Speaker 3: I'm about to respond to it as soon as I'm
Speaker 3: done scrolling like and I won't so like and I
Speaker 3: just don't. It's too much of a paper trail. You're
Speaker 3: not about to have me and my feelings and your
Speaker 3: motherfucking text messages. I'm sorry, So just call me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Love you.
Speaker 1: What that man to call you so he can give
Speaker 1: you the rest of the money.
Speaker 3: Don't have to call me the fuck? What's wrong?
Speaker 1: Annoying?
Speaker 3: He's he's, well, i'll tell you what, Mama, you with him?
Speaker 4: Then what does she say?
Speaker 3: What did she say? Well? What movie is that? Y'all
Speaker 3: ton't do that because man, he said, well, I'll tell
Speaker 3: you what he's sleep with him?
Speaker 2: Then speaking of datings and dms, and he.
Speaker 3: Gave you the money you texted ass, I can't. I can't.
Speaker 3: He gave her a hundred that he gave Barbie one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars to give me his number, and look at me,
Speaker 3: I said, I say, he's I say, he should have
Speaker 3: gave you two hundred to give me.
Speaker 1: Somebody told you say, I said, because he had all
Speaker 1: this money. I'm the one who had all this money
Speaker 1: out like Trump, listen his motion over here.
Speaker 3: She can't get it. And a hundred is not even
Speaker 3: that much. You remember that time that man gave me
Speaker 3: five hundred to give you his number and put in
Speaker 3: a good word, and that's right. I was offended. I'm like,
Speaker 3: where's mine? But I ain't gonna lie. He paid my rent.
Speaker 3: I tell you, I text Trump.
Speaker 2: I said, text him back intel to seeing your money.
Speaker 1: So you texted him back? Then I get to get
Speaker 1: my money. It was the easiest on the back end.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, you're not gonna get it.
Speaker 2: I'm about to I'm about to make a textap and
Speaker 2: be like, hey, baby, is Trott.
Speaker 3: Whoever is get I'm the way you need to be
Speaker 3: trying to pay because I'm the one who's really I
Speaker 3: got listening, I got you couldn't the one you got
Speaker 3: mind control depot tapping.
Speaker 2: No, it's okay, You're about to get to take some worry.
Speaker 2: I'm about to download a fake number right now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take be.
Speaker 3: Sneaking pictures of Troup her feet and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just working the thirteen hour shifts, so tired, miss you, my.
Speaker 1: Kids speaking of my couch.
Speaker 4: Couch.
Speaker 3: It's a bonus couch. It's only seven hundred dollars. I'm
Speaker 3: about to cat fish and be tripped and he's gonna
Speaker 3: be so shitty when yeah, wait, what did you say?
Speaker 3: You said something, barb, But what did you say? I
Speaker 3: don't know what was the question? No, it wasn't a question.
Speaker 3: It was something I know when we first started talking
Speaker 3: about this subject, but I don't remember. Fuck it, fuck it,
Speaker 3: fuck it.
Speaker 2: But speaking of creepy men and DM, you should have
Speaker 2: made uh.
Speaker 3: Words from the block quiet on a creek.
Speaker 2: I was real, Yes, that was so cute. I was
Speaker 2: going to but I'm.
Speaker 3: Kind of grossed out because why.
Speaker 1: Quiet on the creek?
Speaker 2: I wanted it to be the words on the block,
Speaker 2: but it's Saucy Santana's song. He was like, and when
Speaker 2: I was a little girl and we used to go fie,
Speaker 2: you have to be real, real, real quiet on the
Speaker 2: creek and the motion that he's done.
Speaker 3: I in the visual the visuals, what is it about
Speaker 3: d M?
Speaker 2: They said that it's about DL men as well as
Speaker 2: like being somebody's like side cheek or side dude, like
Speaker 2: be real quiet.
Speaker 1: On the creek.
Speaker 3: That makes so much sense. Yeah, so, but.
Speaker 2: That's what he looks like when you do it, and
Speaker 2: it's just the motion and being. I'm just imagining saucy.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to talk about it, Barb, alright, you
Speaker 3: acting like Henny no love.
Speaker 1: Who you love. But it's it's the del thing and
Speaker 1: like to promote it in the song.
Speaker 3: I mean, but was he is that? What it is?
Speaker 1: What's this?
Speaker 2: What's all this bouncing on the creek? And you know,
Speaker 2: fish is like a term for like men that they.
Speaker 3: Say, if how many man black man were a deal,
Speaker 3: we would be floored.
Speaker 2: Really, you too loud on the creek. I think I
Speaker 2: am quet.
Speaker 3: That's just because and it's the thing like it beat
Speaker 3: him overly freaky man. I just don't want to overly.
Speaker 3: I want a regular freak, Like, just be a regular.
Speaker 3: I'm overly freaky.
Speaker 2: Man's over and overly horny.
Speaker 3: Yesful, over overly freaky though, want a Oh lord, is
Speaker 3: that is that freaking Barby? That's definitely freaky. No, nigga
Speaker 3: dick should be really just talking about it's my belly button.
Speaker 4: Baby, you're stupid.
Speaker 1: I don't think nothing's wrong.
Speaker 3: I knew you had a nigga dick in your ear.
Speaker 1: No, you know what they that's a y'all girl called
Speaker 1: me d L.
Speaker 6: So maybe that's why you not strap whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: That's too far, pink flag?
Speaker 3: What o that been? Let me find out you got
Speaker 3: strapped any here?
Speaker 1: My ear is little why I don't know. Maybe if
Speaker 1: they want to rub it on the back of my
Speaker 1: ears back there.
Speaker 2: I know I would let people do if we in
Speaker 2: the relationship, you can do whatever you want to do
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: I'm just yeah, but it's so I'm looking at you
Speaker 3: funny sucking toe a man.
Speaker 2: I was sucking a woman's toe, sucking a man's I
Speaker 2: would kiss a man feet.
Speaker 3: Your eighting you aggravated.
Speaker 1: Wait, no, no, I would get back to this before.
Speaker 3: You got here.
Speaker 1: Michael was trying to get the tape off of this,
Speaker 1: and he gonna say.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that's what you explained. Decided to record.
Speaker 3: He's so loud, You're in the chair on the wall.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not gonna bust it open over the couch.
Speaker 4: Paul said, I'm not about to do that.
Speaker 3: Why did you I'm not doing that, but this.
Speaker 4: Is the thing as a man, I'm not doing it
Speaker 4: as a man.
Speaker 3: You just had to be in now busting it open.
Speaker 4: This is busting it open. You gonna do this?
Speaker 3: What you gonna do this to get the tape? This
Speaker 3: is busting it open. You talking about why the creek
Speaker 3: that was? That was crazy.
Speaker 1: I ain't trying to bust it open. So I'm not fna.
Speaker 3: Bust it over. He lucky we were in here, because what.
Speaker 1: I ain't never seen, and a man to bust it
Speaker 1: open has to be like.
Speaker 3: Quiet on the.
Speaker 4: Creek, damn ass up, Like that's the way.
Speaker 1: Oh y'all, Oh, what the hell's up? You singing here?
Speaker 4: That's the way we like.
Speaker 2: That's Oh, that's like two thousand and.
Speaker 3: I'm sinking you're a nineties baby, Yeah, okay, late mid nineties. No,
Speaker 3: but this bitch said med and nineties. Oh she's saying
Speaker 3: her bag today. Early nineties.
Speaker 1: I was born ninety four.
Speaker 3: Early it's before ninety five. So whatever.
Speaker 1: Listen though I was trying to tell y'all something.
Speaker 3: Y'all wasn't listening to me.
Speaker 2: My father, I don't know, y'all know, I got adhd
Speaker 2: real bad.
Speaker 3: I do too. I ain't gonna lie. We having like
Speaker 3: fifty tabs open at mid oh speaking of you said, pause,
Speaker 3: tell me you know you're getting old wind. It just
Speaker 3: reminded me. My son says pause now mmmm, like him
Speaker 3: and my nieces. Her daughters were like debating, like they
Speaker 3: had all these squishes right, and her kid was like,
Speaker 3: you can have this one, and he's like, no, I
Speaker 3: don't want that. I don't want that one. I want
Speaker 3: this one. And she's like, but it's hard, he said,
Speaker 3: but I like heart. I like the hard ones.
Speaker 4: Pause.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, a pause moment. How do
Speaker 3: he know a pause moment? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 3: But the hard squishies are the better ones though. If
Speaker 3: we're the hard needle, yeah, it's like I swear I
Speaker 3: could squeeze just on some board ship. It's yeah. This
Speaker 3: nigga said pause. I'm like, whoa wait, I gotta I
Speaker 3: gotta watching because what the crack?
Speaker 1: Your bones are always cracking.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think I'm gonna have arthritis. Mr Mama has that. Yes,
Speaker 3: your I could tell it was gonna rain.
Speaker 2: All.
Speaker 1: Are you told your body you getting old? I feel
Speaker 1: it in my bone, girl, Yes, that's.
Speaker 3: I think I'm in the drivers.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I want to do white people think say
Speaker 2: that or is that just like some old black people
Speaker 2: stuff like yeah, I can feel it's about to rain.
Speaker 3: If you like broke a bone or got like screwing
Speaker 3: your knee or something, you can feel it. I ain't
Speaker 3: never broke Have you ever broke a bone? No? I know,
Speaker 3: so they say if you never broke a bone, if
Speaker 3: you never broke a bone, it's because no, I am
Speaker 3: favor absolutely chosen you are. You're gonna go through more
Speaker 3: emotional pain than physical pain.
Speaker 1: I believe it.
Speaker 3: Because listen, I haven't been dragged through the ringer, through
Speaker 3: the ringer and back through the being dragged through the
Speaker 3: ringer emotionally and physically. Have you ever broke a bone?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: What bone? Bitch? Oh oh right? Yeah? Anyway, damn you
Speaker 3: made me lose one t a thaw. It was a
Speaker 3: traumatic experience, that's yes, it was. Who was there for
Speaker 3: you though? My sisters, these bitches was bringing me care
Speaker 3: packages and roses and all kind of shit, just like
Speaker 3: how my sisters were there for me this birthday? Our
Speaker 3: sisters really did they ship. Let me just say this,
Speaker 3: just so loved this birthday literally, like if nothing else,
Speaker 3: overly loved, overly shir love. I don't even have a nigga.
Speaker 3: My sisters bought me gifts and they bought me flowers.
Speaker 1: Ye, flowers were so beautiful.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, sisters, does that just so my sister can have
Speaker 3: some flowers on her birthday? Yeah? That was I don't know.
Speaker 3: Them bitches almost made me cry for real. They ain't
Speaker 3: buy my flowers. But and the reason why they bought
Speaker 3: me flowers, y'all is because my twin a nigga bought
Speaker 3: my twins some flowers and it was like, we can't
Speaker 3: have Kiki not have no flowers. But I give a
Speaker 3: fuck about not having no flowers. I know I'm not
Speaker 3: talking to nobody flowers though they are y'all, you deserve
Speaker 3: yours too, but it's just like, I don't know. That
Speaker 3: was so sweet. I just love them so okay. So wait,
Speaker 3: so you said you.
Speaker 2: Don't you're not dating anybody right now, but if you
Speaker 2: were dating, would you be like? Do you do y'all
Speaker 2: believe in sharing locations with the person that y'all dating?
Speaker 2: Where's your stamps on that? No?
Speaker 3: I don't not at all, no, because when I used
Speaker 3: to share, when I used to share my location, this
Speaker 3: nigga would call me like, so why you why are
Speaker 3: you in that neighborhood? Why are you over there? I'm like, bro,
Speaker 3: I'm at myyers. What are you talking? I'm at Like
Speaker 3: I think it's a little toxic.
Speaker 1: You think it's toxic.
Speaker 3: Why do you need all that?
Speaker 1: I think it's more of a safety thing.
Speaker 2: So I don't mind sharing my location with my man,
Speaker 2: but it just depends.
Speaker 1: Niggas don't be one to share their location and who not.
Speaker 3: That's like getting with you and you not sharing your
Speaker 3: location with me. But I also do feel like if
Speaker 3: you're constantly checking my location, like there's something wrong with you.
Speaker 3: Like if you have like how I share my locations
Speaker 3: with my sisters, Like okay, cool, They're not constantly trying
Speaker 3: to see where I am or what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I check my friends when.
Speaker 3: I lie or none of that. It's just safety measures.
Speaker 3: Like if I share my location with my man, it's
Speaker 3: just I so don't give a fuck. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's so I don't even know how to check my
Speaker 3: location that I have. Like literally, my sister will be
Speaker 3: with me and she's like, yeah, I left my phone.
Speaker 3: She'd be like, can you check my location? I'd be like, bitch,
Speaker 3: how this literally just happened to me like yesterday.
Speaker 2: So y'all don't think that y'all will want to share
Speaker 2: it with y'all man for safety reasons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would. I will send you my location if
Speaker 3: he's weird, if it was to ever get like weird
Speaker 3: and toxic, I would xnay on the elation K. But
Speaker 3: the next guy, that would be a safe space to
Speaker 3: share my location. But I just feel like when I
Speaker 3: did do it in the past, it just like more
Speaker 3: so worked against me than like for me. Like, bro,
Speaker 3: I'm sharing my location. Why are you questioning me about
Speaker 3: where I'm at at four pm?
Speaker 1: It's crazy?
Speaker 3: Okay sharing locations for me, It's no following your guy
Speaker 3: on Instagram or social media period. M yeah your name, yay?
Speaker 1: I would rather not.
Speaker 3: Yeah. When I say I don't follow a singing single person,
Speaker 3: I ever cracked single guy.
Speaker 2: I ever cracked because I will get irritated because like, so,
Speaker 2: if I see somebody I don't like liking your stuff
Speaker 2: or something like that, and I feel like those are
Speaker 2: petty arguments. You can like whoever stuff you want to
Speaker 2: like and all that. So I just like it's unnecessary
Speaker 2: drama that it brings.
Speaker 3: I don't lie a man's persona online will turn me off.
Speaker 3: You're in it. I like you way better on person
Speaker 3: in person and then like see the stuff that you
Speaker 3: post and be like in my life or even like
Speaker 3: how many girls pictures you in a likes like that's.
Speaker 1: A niggas flowing around his.
Speaker 3: He's a little thirsty.
Speaker 1: Girls get back.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, yeah that's I don't like that. I
Speaker 3: don't want to see your man in twenty one hundred
Speaker 3: other month you thirsty like this. And then it's just
Speaker 3: and you posting yourself Selphie's or posting stupid shit like
Speaker 3: you walk into the mailbox. It's just ugly, like get
Speaker 3: get in the field, nigga.
Speaker 2: Go to war leaves not this war though, Go to war, Okay,
Speaker 2: not this one.
Speaker 1: Go build a car.
Speaker 2: House, Join the Black Panthers, join the they changed their
Speaker 2: name or something I believe. But you talked about persona
Speaker 2: on the internet, all right, please please this when people
Speaker 2: are when you're riding with the guy, oh god, you're
Speaker 2: riding the car with the guy, he's listening to his
Speaker 2: favorite song and what is it?
Speaker 1: He's off beat or he just like, what what is
Speaker 1: it that.
Speaker 3: Turns it's not not knowing the words. It's just the vibe, y'all.
Speaker 3: I kid you not. One time I was riding with
Speaker 3: this man and I was on the fence like we
Speaker 3: were just dating, nothing serious yet or whatever, and I'm
Speaker 3: just like and it was like it was my ox.
Speaker 3: It was like a jay Z sound plan or something.
Speaker 3: This must have been. It was like a not a
Speaker 3: playlist YouTube music. So it's just random ship, just youing
Speaker 3: off so brou this song starts being his ship when
Speaker 3: I say, I decided I did not like this man
Speaker 3: any longer in that moment. The way he started bobbing
Speaker 3: his head, what was the looked like radio? What was
Speaker 3: the song? It might have been a song cry or something.
Speaker 3: This my song? I don't understand the way it was looking.
Speaker 3: It was just like I'm like, bro, I kid you not.
Speaker 3: The way he was bobbing his head and just like
Speaker 3: singing a song. Wondered what it looks like At any moment,
Speaker 3: this nigga was about to mind you, he's driving. This
Speaker 3: nigga at any moment was about to pull out the
Speaker 3: finger drumsticks.
Speaker 1: Oh ship.
Speaker 3: Want to guess who this nigga was even I'm not
Speaker 3: going to say like he wanted to be like one thing,
Speaker 3: I will say, oh no no no no no no no,
Speaker 3: I don't like him off. Next one thing I was
Speaker 3: say about though, you better know how to pick him.
Speaker 3: We had like a holiday that it was easter, y'all.
Speaker 3: It was eastern y'all. She she soft launched it. She
Speaker 3: hard launched this nigga to us that she was talking today.
Speaker 3: He comes, he come in. Somebody was on the ox,
Speaker 3: this nigga big for the ox, y'all.
Speaker 1: He requested the OX and what he played?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: I mean he and he took the OX like with
Speaker 3: took the OX, like, who's on the ox? Give me
Speaker 3: that DJ bro? He started playing some ship like what
Speaker 3: is that song? He said, you fucking on me with
Speaker 3: all the kids around. Bunny is here, he said, listen,
Speaker 3: He said lucky locky but though but but he wasn't done.
Speaker 3: Then he played told me the paper tows my t space.
Speaker 3: Then he played d m X do you what what?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Which song was it? Any d make song? Is my
Speaker 3: niggas or whatever? I suppressed those memories. All I know
Speaker 3: is we was literally like all looking around my sisters
Speaker 3: in side eye in and looking and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Talking on you to d m X on Easter Sunday.
Speaker 3: Should have did him like Easter, what what's that apollos?
Speaker 3: Because what tomato? Tomato? I mean that thing is he really?
Speaker 3: He was. He was doing that ship. He was doing
Speaker 3: the radio. I was playing. It was some that little
Speaker 3: Baby and Gunner or whatever. I think the song he
Speaker 3: turned that's what was playing the time, because this was
Speaker 3: a minute he said, man, who who playing that ship?
Speaker 3: He turned from? I said, he turned that off, and
Speaker 3: he said he like what these bitches want from the
Speaker 3: Are you okay?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 3: So we're not okay? It was it was I mean.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, speaking of cringy things, Mike, play play that
Speaker 2: video for me right there, cringey cringey things.
Speaker 3: I'm okay.
Speaker 1: Now it's a lot of this is kind of off topic,
Speaker 1: but no, it's not.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of podcasts with like couples. Could y'all
Speaker 2: imagine doing a pie with somebody that you're dating or you're.
Speaker 3: No, thank you. No. I like being on here with
Speaker 3: my bitches. I like to be a little bit more
Speaker 3: unfiltered than probably what I would. I mean I would
Speaker 3: probably and also like I don't want you that had
Speaker 3: no dialogue. That's gonna piss me off, like if you
Speaker 3: like my sister something like, Okay, this isn't my nigga, Like, no, okay,
Speaker 3: drop the beat.
Speaker 4: I hate that.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Mike played the end of the video.
Speaker 2: Basically, they were talking about if I can walk around
Speaker 2: with you on soft, then we are locked in. Like
Speaker 2: if a man is walking around with that thing and
Speaker 2: then shriveled up looking like the day he was born.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, you love him?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're okay with that. Yeah, look like I'm not sipping.
Speaker 1: I'm the only person should be walking out with the
Speaker 1: cat out? Why is your cat out?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not saying if ship because you just
Speaker 3: put that thing on them. I'm I don't care, don't
Speaker 3: I'm offended if a man sleep and he not naked.
Speaker 3: If we just did it and you not, we just
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna hold y'all old after we did it.
Speaker 3: One of the funniest in my phone is of a
Speaker 3: nigga walking around on soft and we were like talking
Speaker 3: to each other and I was like, yeah, nigga, what
Speaker 3: you got to say now? And he was like hot
Speaker 3: and behind, ducking and dodging corners and ship. But it's
Speaker 3: like a video you're my baby? Who cares? I got
Speaker 3: a video on my phone of a man taking a
Speaker 3: leaking his lizard, and it was very That sounds so disgusting.
Speaker 3: What don't like leaking his lizard? Sounds so it wasn't it?
Speaker 3: It stays one hundred percent soft on a p it
Speaker 3: looks like it was. No, he's hard when it gets
Speaker 3: a little erect so.
Speaker 1: That you you know, they supposed to wipe the ass
Speaker 1: sitting down.
Speaker 3: I don't know in the video, I don't think it was.
Speaker 1: How is it soft while he's peek.
Speaker 4: Right here?
Speaker 3: So when y'all pee, they get like a little med
Speaker 3: to it. You can be soft, you just be pissing
Speaker 3: on the on the ones that I don't think. I
Speaker 3: don't think that they have. You have to be hard
Speaker 3: to pee, but for the line if you have to
Speaker 3: be turned on to pe, not turns on, but your
Speaker 3: dick is its.
Speaker 2: Standing gup because pist is coming out of it?
Speaker 4: Hold it?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you do hold it? They do be holding it.
Speaker 3: Shoot every which way. After I have thought of that.
Speaker 3: After That's why I don't think that heart is easier
Speaker 3: to do y'all.
Speaker 4: So after y'all have, after y'all do y'all.
Speaker 3: Pee not be sprinkling all over the place. It'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it'd be like.
Speaker 1: Coming out.
Speaker 3: We got down there, because it's like I feel like
Speaker 3: it'd be coming at all. Feels like, yeah, it's too
Speaker 3: oh well and the as, but you only have one
Speaker 3: your rethrowt but it literally goes north southeast west after.
Speaker 2: You know, I know, north south east west, none of that.
Speaker 2: So jo dear, Oh, I really did think that a
Speaker 2: man had to be on herd to peep.
Speaker 1: I mean, like not turned on. But I just I'm
Speaker 1: not like.
Speaker 3: A little some yeah. Same, I'm like, let me go
Speaker 3: there with you and your people, because we already know
Speaker 3: y'all niggas stand up when y'all white and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy word.
Speaker 3: And I believe boy.
Speaker 2: Mom Mystling smashed his penis in the toilet seat the
Speaker 2: other day.
Speaker 4: He cried.
Speaker 3: I was in my room wanted for her. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what what you know? Mom's what what's wrong?
Speaker 1: I'm still I'm still what's wrong?
Speaker 3: What's wrong? He was like the.
Speaker 1: Toilet sea closed on my peep and I was like
Speaker 1: and in my head.
Speaker 2: I'm like, little ass penis, how did it toilet?
Speaker 3: What was he doing?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: No, he was in there doing something. I don't know
Speaker 1: what he was in there doing.
Speaker 3: He probably was, like he said, blaming the mama.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also how slow are your reflexes that this
Speaker 2: little bit of people you got caught in the toilet seat.
Speaker 3: It probably came bitch. I just can't amaze he just
Speaker 3: got his order operations. He probably set put the toilet
Speaker 3: seat down, he said, put the toilet seat down, and he.
Speaker 1: Rather tried to like stand into it and flussh it some.
Speaker 2: So all right, oh, I challenge all women this week,
Speaker 2: throw away your toys.
Speaker 3: Throw my second day.
Speaker 2: I don't excuse me your toy. We gotta get back
Speaker 2: to good old fashioned DJ and all. We're losing feeling
Speaker 2: in our vagina and we working to fuck like robots
Speaker 2: because we used to the Rose nine thousand and six
Speaker 2: hundred and the Honeycomb big stretcher twenty three.
Speaker 1: Batteries they charge them.
Speaker 3: You used to be my battery.
Speaker 1: I got old toys. I'm an old freak. I got
Speaker 1: toys that still got batteries in them. Now you plug
Speaker 1: it up like a tadm iPhone charger. Yep, you can
Speaker 1: charge it from your computer.
Speaker 2: I used to take batteries out of my blood pressure
Speaker 2: monitor to put into my toy.
Speaker 3: You ain't shit, whoa. I was like, I gotta get
Speaker 3: this off. Come on, gotta get this off.
Speaker 2: So I'm chaluting y'all to get back to DJ and
Speaker 2: get back to doing.
Speaker 3: What was that song?
Speaker 4: Oohcause my shirt over my head?
Speaker 1: Oh my, she was talking about DJ and that getting
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm sorry. I could still flip my bean good,
Speaker 3: but sometimes that'll make your arm hurt, your arm get tired.
Speaker 3: You gotta like lay on it. Who wants to do it?
Speaker 3: Make you feel like somebody else is doing it? It
Speaker 3: don't even take that long, y'all. A professional crazy thing
Speaker 3: is I could? I could play with it? Really be
Speaker 3: the thoughts, like the thoughts that you're thinking in your head.
Speaker 3: If I think, if I got some freaky tails going
Speaker 3: on in my brain, well mm hmm, that's my thing.
Speaker 1: I chose.
Speaker 2: Everybody, throw those toys away, get back into DJ and
Speaker 2: and getting to know your body.
Speaker 3: The man. Well, I don't have no man mm hmm,
Speaker 3: same kind of I can't get addicted to no machine
Speaker 3: like I still want a man to be able to.
Speaker 2: I told you I bought that role and it had
Speaker 2: an Extento clip on it, and once it went dead,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm never trying to do that.
Speaker 3: Sounds like I lost my rose.
Speaker 2: You put you put it on this and then you
Speaker 2: can stick another thing up in there.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's the damn devil Gray will flies. I've still never
Speaker 3: used a rose, y'all. That's good you low girl. I
Speaker 3: hate that for you.
Speaker 1: But olden roses away. Now they got a hammer. They
Speaker 1: got a hammer, vibrator like water.
Speaker 3: Ship. He ended up putting. I'm just tying beating it down.
Speaker 3: That's not down to the ground.
Speaker 1: That was crushing it, y'all.
Speaker 3: Click's gonna fall off? Who's I don't. I don't even
Speaker 3: do that very often.
Speaker 2: But if a toy company wants the sponsor, it's five
Speaker 2: twenty somewhere, you know, the freaking girls on the.
Speaker 1: Couch for a candy. Candy.
Speaker 3: I'll use it every night.
Speaker 1: Listen like, I'll use it on every night.
Speaker 3: I'll use it on trap.
Speaker 1: We can.
Speaker 2: We can get into that, but I'm gonna leave my
Speaker 2: bean alone until then.
Speaker 1: Until next time, a.
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