WEBVTT - Ep 147: Ted Talk Dirty To Me 0:00:01.920 --> 0:00:05.160 Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.840 show where we only talk about what's the most important, 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:16.120 bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. This 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:16.720 is important. 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:19.400 I've done that before and the soul gets in the tip. 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:21.319 Wait what you're doing? 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:24.480 It just like raw, You're just sitting down and watching 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:26.600 without anything going into your mouth. 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:31.320 Mushroom cloud from a mushroom head? What is come? 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:33.800 Baby? And I'm squirt me. 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:49.280 Buckle up. Diarrhea? Okay, Ford or Adams diarrhea, diarrheae diarrhea, 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:52.199 diarye diarrhea. That one's the best one. I mean, I 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.920 know we talk about these a lot, like we revisit 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:56.640 the sound bites, like. 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.480 What's your favorite SoundBite? 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.320 Welcome to this Important. We're gonna think our diarrhea clips. 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:02.680 My favorite sound bite? 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.000 Yeah, your favorite out of all the soundbites. 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.639 What are diarrhea? No, just diarrhea sound bites. 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:12.240 It's just oh, just diarrhea. I like the cause of 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:13.480 the cause of diarrhea. 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:15.759 That that one's so good? Can we hear them all? 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:19.039 And then sure, Okay, let's run let's run through some diarrhea. 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:21.000 Yeah, support, yeah, all the diarrhea. 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:25.399 But this one's the first one the classics, and of 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.759 course there's that one's pretty good. 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.560 I like that that has like a nineties like jazz 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:32.679 like hip hop vibe to it. 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:35.440 Yeah yeah, Marky Mark Yeah. 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.960 Right, like Markey Bark. It is like Markey Bark for sure, 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:38.600 good vibration. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.320 Not that one that was that's what you got to 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.199 call them out one, two, three, So that was number three. 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:45.120 This is number three diarrhea Cowboy. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:45.880 I like that one. 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:48.760 Yeah, that's that's more of a country twang to it. Yeah, 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:49.080 I like that. 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:50.360 Yeah, they're having fun. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:52.400 Yeah, that's a boot scoot and boogie. 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:55.520 Of course there's one's pretty good. 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:59.200 That's not diarrhea though from the commercials. That's just one song. 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:02.120 Well there's only three from the commercial. Then there's the 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:04.480 cause of diarrhea. Number four of the cause of Diarrhea. 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:05.600 Isn't that from a commercial? 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:08.240 I think that's just my mom? 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:09.480 Is it your mom? 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:11.360 I don't know what that's from. 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:14.200 I'm sorry. I thought all the diarrhea ones were from 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:17.679 like a chain of commercials for the same thing. 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.920 A lot of them are from Pepto Bismo commercials, but 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:24.320 some of them I just like pulled off of, like Instagram, Like, 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.679 just like Ted talks about diarrhea. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.240 There's a Ted talk about diarrhea. 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:34.000 Hold up, yeah, dude, like this one diary. I think 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:36.920 that was just like how to say diarrhea in English? 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:42.240 Okay, you're doing work behind the scenes. Okay, yeah, I 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:42.680 like that. 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.119 And then what's this one at the podcast? 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:48.520 Okay, not used it enough? I've heard that. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.239 I feel like you don't that one doesn't get a 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:50.799 lot of love. 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:54.040 Yeah, but it's long, it's long. But this one's pretty good. 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:56.000 Either you have diarrhea or you don't. 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.639 That was the Ted talk, that was the tat one. 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:01.639 Yeah, so that's a tech Yeah, cant me just talk 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:04.600 about how TED talks have gotten absent, Like they're no, 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:07.480 they have no longer any weight to them. 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:08.560 You don't have to be smart. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:10.720 Yeah, it feels like at first it was like, oh, 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:14.360 they're teaching thing and that. Now they're just like, hey, 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.320 don't have too many beans or whatever the thing is 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:18.560 that makes you have diarrhea. 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:20.320 Either you have diarrhea or you don't. 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:22.160 Have no idea, Maybe I should watch this Ted talk. 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:23.160 That's huge though. 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:25.760 I remember people talking about them as if they were 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.760 something to be seen. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:30.600 And well when they first came out, they were kind 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:32.440 of weren't they was like this a new thing where 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:36.400 you could see like these like fucking professorial people, just like. 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:40.480 It's the tiny desks of smart people. Oh boy, yeah. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:42.160 I think it was a way to be like, oh, 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:45.600 you know, I don't know anything about whatever global warming 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:47.920 or something. I don't know anything about it. So I'm 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:51.440 gonna watch this scientist talk about global warming for fifteen 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:54.440 minutes and feel and then I can lower that information 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:55.760 over my dumb friends. 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:58.680 Right, that's key, key out of them, you know. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:00.840 And that was kind of the main reason. But then 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:02.440 now they're just telling you stuff that you kind of 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:08.560 already know about, like diarrhea covered diarrhea. I know, I 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:10.680 talked to my dumb friends about diarrhea all the time, 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:15.080 and we all knowledge, we know about diarrhea. 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:16.760 What is there about diarrhea? 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.080 I watched one about like sports that a kid who 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:21.320 grew up on my block did that, like went that 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.799 was a big one. Shout out David Epstein. 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.279 What was what? What about sports? 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.719 It was just like the evolution of sports and like 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:33.000 how things in sports have changed, but athletes haven't really 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:40.080 gotten that much faster, right, Like really like. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:40.400 Like just the rules change. 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:42.919 Well, yeah, and like what you're running on and like 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:45.159 the shoes you have, Like people used to run in 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:48.440 like a dirt track right in the Olympics like seven 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:53.320 like seventy years right, and now you're running on like 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:58.080 super bouncy, like grippy track and you have spiked shoes, 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:00.000 And it's like, wow, how much how much of the 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.440 improvement has been the chain has been like the evolution 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:05.880 of training, and how much is the technology? Same with 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:07.280 swimming in sports. 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:08.840 Technology, So if you put a you're thinking, if you 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.680 you're saying, if you put like an athlete in the 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:14.479 shoes and on the track, but they're from like nineteen nineteen, 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:16.800 they're going to fucking rock the same as an athlete 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:20.080 from twenty nineteen, which it's possible. 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:21.839 Oh my god, is that real? 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:26.880 Bam, this is ted talk. This is imagine imagine Bo 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:29.839 Jackson turf talk. Imagine Bo Jackson on turf. 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:31.520 Dude, I don't even want to do that. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.680 Would I feel like people were lifting, like people were 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:37.240 working out in the way we know how to work 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.640 out now. I don't know if people in the like 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.680 the eighteen hundreds were doing the types of workouts to 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:44.280 get the amount of strength that you need. 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:45.960 Tires too are right. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:48.560 But what he's saying is the best of the best, 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:52.799 Like maybe maybe like more people are in better shape 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.520 and like the field is deeper or whatever, but like 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:59.120 the best of the best aren't really that much faster 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:03.880 than they were without these like advancements in science and 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:06.520 stuff in technology around the sport. 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:08.760 So if you put like a front line a frontline 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:13.240 battle warrior in the right outfits, like into the cage, 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:17.000 it would they would they would fucking rock an MMA fight. 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:20.679 Now they're just as strong as MMA fighters. Well yeah, 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:22.560 but that also comes down to like techniques. So if 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:24.839 you taught the technique to that person back then, like 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:27.600 they might be wrecking shop, right exactly. Yeah, I feel I. 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:31.040 Feel like, no, you couldn't have an old timey battle 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:32.360 warrior like Kyle. 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.760 Just said, yeah, close your eyes you see, it. 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:38.800 Couldn't go into the octagon, bro, because because they don't 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:40.880 know all the sweet maneuvers. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:44.120 Yeah, that's what I'm saying, but that that's just advancements 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.280 in technology. 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:51.159 Really not technology, just the technique of instead of learning 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:55.520 tech something one discipline, people learn multiple disciplines. 0:06:55.839 --> 0:07:00.480 Tech, money, there put it in terms for us, please please, please, man, 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:03.320 so we can understand, So we can so, how do 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:03.600 I do? 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:09.880 The largest cock in seventeen seventy six's been big. 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:13.560 The strokes aren't getting better, dude, it's an advancement. 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:16.240 Medieval time dick is just as good as today's dick. 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:21.320 No, I disagree, it's a dirtier dick. It is agreed. 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:24.080 Some people want that dirt. Why is a medieval dick 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:27.320 not clean because of just showers? 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:30.720 Showers dragged in the mud, Kyle, if you don't know the. 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:31.320 Answer, that. 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.760 Because they're just showers and stuff like soap and stuff 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:37.560 hits the showers. 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:40.480 Kid, Dude, that's that black leg dick. Dude, that ship 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:44.520 is not good. Leprosy penis where the dick just comes off. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:49.640 Yeah, warhammer fucking I feel that our ted talk would 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:52.680 be it would be definitely porno based. 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:57.239 Right, I feel like, yeah, yeah, based talk on anything 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:58.520 based in porno for sure. 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:01.840 Thank you for telling me, Thank you for coming, get 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:02.360 it come. 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:04.440 It's a lot of thank you for coming. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.680 Yes, thank you for coming. C U M M I 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:11.480 N G. Okay, we're gonna start there. The come Blake 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.520 loves that way too much. 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:16.920 Dude, Hi, dude, if we did a four way TED Talk, 0:08:17.120 --> 0:08:18.880 that's what our tour is about to be, is just. 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:23.840 I did find the whole thing very annoying, like TED talks, 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:27.440 just very like all right, I know I never clicked 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:27.760 with them. 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:30.680 I remember thinking a couple were fire like what I 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:32.720 can't really give a specific example. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:34.320 No fire. 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:36.960 I remember liking like, I thought it was cool. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:38.720 I know one I know one that thought was fire 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:42.160 like fucking Rodney Rodney Mullins, who was like the skateboarder 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:43.400 who invented the aulie. 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:45.199 I thought that was sick wow. 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:47.080 And then he was like, I just kicked it up 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.480 and then the board came up and I sort of 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:52.839 leveled it out the other foot and then I landed it. 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.040 Yeah, you're saying he invented the alie. 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:57.679 Hey, I have another hour to talk, so let me 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:58.480 say this. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.640 Yeah, like, is that it? And I'm getting the light? 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:06.800 All right, no light yet, Rodney, you gotta string it 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:07.520 out a little bit. 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:11.240 Yeah, still still talk still so trust. 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:12.760 I think I thought it was cool though, because it 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:15.160 was like skateboarding at a TED Talk. It was like 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.760 it was not supposed to be there, you know, it 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:19.040 felt Yeah, we're. 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:19.800 Back to tiny desk. 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:22.520 I feel like, dude, that's that's the bad guy to do, 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:25.839 Like you invented the Ali Like, okay, but don't you 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:29.160 want to talk about like and Tony Hawk, like someone 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.160 that like took the sport to the next level. 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:33.080 No, you got to listen to Rodney talk. 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:37.280 He's really really philosophical and very soft spoken. 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:39.440 He's like, I guess, I guess that's why I don't 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.960 love it. It's like the art of talking, and I'm 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.320 kind of like, who fucking needs to hear this? 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:47.400 Yeah, Blake, you don't remember one Ted talk. Blake likes 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:50.120 the idea. He likes that it was popular on the internet. 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:51.640 I think it was like I think it was like 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.640 a soldier or something, and he was. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.600 Like, don't do that, don't do that. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:01.600 I can do it. I want to a soldier. And 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:02.880 he's kind of like talking about it. 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:04.720 That's even more disrespectful, dude. 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:05.360 It was. 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:06.600 It was a damn soldier. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:07.880 I remember every soldier. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:10.040 Okay, so you think it was kind of a soldier 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:11.400 or it was a soldier. 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.760 What is it was a no limit soldier? It was 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.000 master p dude. 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:18.440 It was crazy. What side was a soldier? On's talking 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:19.520 about rap snacks. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.800 Yeah, it was a rap snacks Ted talk and it 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.880 was really informative, master P talking about like coming. 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.360 So there's a exceptions to every rules. 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:33.439 Again, I would watch a master P Ted talk. That 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:34.920 would be insanely cool. 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:39.360 Come on, wait, master P would do a master class 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:41.120 and I'm waiting for it, and I want to hear 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:41.880 on points. 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:45.400 Oh that's the next Ted talk. That's when they're like, 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.600 you know what, we're gonna start charging for this ship. 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:49.720 We're gonna do the master classes. That was that's the 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:52.800 next iteration. Yeah, but the master classes are based on 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:55.760 like a skill set. They're not like hypothetical bullshit that 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:57.640 someone's like makes sense, doesn't it. 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:00.520 And have you guys ever taken a master class? Yeah? 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:00.959 What are those? 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:01.160 Wait? 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:04.880 These are for? Yes, go ahead, what are the master classes? 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.000 It's like you're taking a literal class on directing or 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:10.160 comedy or cooking. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:12.480 But it was on the internet, right, he could buy it. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:14.160 Yeah, it still is. You could still do it, and 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.079 you could buy it and and like people will give 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:17.400 it to you as a gift if like you want 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:18.480 to learn how to cook, like. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.199 Bobby Flay, check out fucking Salt. 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:24.040 Bag, Martha Stewart or someone would teach you how to 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:26.840 cook and teach you like the basics. I took one 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:31.120 with uh. I was interested in Steve Martin's just to hear, 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:35.720 like his master class on comedy and I save your money? 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:38.080 What? What? What? What's the So how many when you 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:40.160 say you took a class at him? Is this like? 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.760 Save your money dude? Like you can easily figure it 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:45.160 out without spending the two hundred dollars or whatever the 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:46.120 master class costs. 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:47.920 Sure, so how many classes is it? 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:48.320 Yeah? 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:51.880 It was the most basic, like what is funny? To 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.880 you find your it's it's definitely to teach people that 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:58.000 I have no sense of humor, like what how to 0:11:58.160 --> 0:11:59.520 be slightly funny? 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.800 But if you're you were twelve or like if you. 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:04.000 Were just for twelve year olds, I don't think it's 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:05.079 for twelve year old Well no. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.160 I'm just saying like if you're eighteen, sure, but if 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:09.680 you're eighteen and you're getting into comedy, would you value it? 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:10.920 I remember you liked his book a lot. 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:13.120 I liked his book because I liked hearing his story. 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:15.440 I used I told me you liked the part that 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:17.200 where he was like I used to wear black face. 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:18.360 He told me that. 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.920 Yeah, I loved I'm really leaned into that. 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.439 Remember when you wrote that on a piece of paper 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:24.400 and you slid it to me. 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:26.120 No, No, he didn't do that. 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:26.640 He didn't. 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:30.360 He did book he did as a child his dad 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:31.800 and he had like an act where he would put 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:32.240 on black. 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.080 Oh, I don't. I don't remember that part of the book. 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.160 The freaking was it funny when the. 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.160 Jerk didn't he grow up a poor black child? Then 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:41.400 he dyed his hair white out of solid air and 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:45.560 he was like, what do that? This isn't really dude. 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:48.480 So now I'm ready for your ted talk on misinformation. 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:51.320 Yeah, that would be pretty cool. 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:53.079 Maybe he did. I think he did. I feel like 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:54.480 I feel like when I read the book he said 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:55.480 he did that. I don't know. 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.040 Maybe I never read that book. 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:59.600 I don't remember that. I've read that book twice and 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:00.719 I don't remember that. 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:04.120 Adams Adam is like, yeah, old hat and who didn't. 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:09.360 Who didn't back in the day, I didn't Steve Martin 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:10.720 exactly Steve Martin. 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:14.319 But did he he had like albums too, right, like 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:16.920 Steve Martin Records. 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:19.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was the first person like sell 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:20.960 out stadiums doing comedy. 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:23.760 Fucking cool. Yeah, I got to look him up. 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:26.840 I love when Blake. I love when Blake pretends not 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:27.760 to know information. 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:30.400 So hey, why did he stop doing comedy? Did he stop? 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:33.240 He became a movie star and was busy, but he 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.200 never went back to the stage to do stand up right, 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:38.640 like he's doing it now with Martin Shoe. 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:40.600 But that's a two man show. I mean, I'm talking 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:42.960 just stand up. You know, he like he gave that 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:43.600 up right. 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:47.640 No, he said he started to not like it where 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:50.160 it got too big for him. He missed like the 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.520 clubs and the keeping it smaller. But like he was 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:53.640 selling too many tickets. 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.199 I get that, the small audience, you could do blackface. 0:13:56.400 --> 0:14:00.640 No one knows. I don't know what a fucking cool 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.240 thing to say. By the way, that's too big. I'm 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:06.559 fucking just gonna Hey, while we're here talking about who 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:08.760 I think it is a comedy god. I think Steve 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:12.720 Martin's fantastic. Can we just address Paul Rubens pee Wee 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:14.080 Herman has passed. 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:17.079 Did we just talk about him on the podcast? I 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:18.080 don't really remember. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:20.320 We talked about it every time we talk about blow, 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:22.359 But like maybe that's about. 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.720 It, which is yeah, probably a lot because it's the 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:25.840 best movie. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:29.120 Right right, Derek Rank. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:32.200 From what I gathered, we mentioned him and speaking about 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:35.200 mystery Men, so you know he's kind of his open. 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:40.520 Oh we did just did just mentioned it? Yeah, did we? 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:43.120 We didn't mention the Angus cloud guy though we did 0:14:43.120 --> 0:14:44.240 not mention him, did we. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.920 No, No, We'll give him his time. 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:50.640 That wasn't that wasn't that one. That one was not 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:51.040 on us. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:55.000 Paul Rubins, dude man, rest in peace. Pee wee dude, 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:55.760 rest in peace. 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:59.480 I was actually really like surprised and stoke to see 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:03.040 how many people like we're like shouting out pee wee herman, 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:04.240 Like Paul Rubin's like. 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.200 I know me too. I just talked with Chloe about that. 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:09.320 I was like, it's cool that he's getting such it's 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.400 it's actually a little bit of a bummer that I 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:14.440 feel like he didn't get his true moment before he 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.880 passed away. I mean that's how it always is. Yeah, 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.560 but it's like you, we want to give people flowers 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:21.720 while they're still alive, but then we give them flowers 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:22.800 and they immediately die. 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:23.760 So we can't do it. 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:25.960 We can't do it. We no longer can do it, 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:27.200 but the world I think can. 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:30.200 Well, this is what I was thinking to what you're saying, Adam. 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:33.520 I was singing of the day, like that yesterday or 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:37.080 whatever it was. He's one of those people or artists 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:40.840 or whatever that everybody feels like was theirs, you know 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:43.880 what I'm saying, Like it was like their secret, Like no, no, no, 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:47.640 like I'm really into this guy, like and that's very 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:49.680 hard to do. There's not many people who connect on 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:52.960 that level. And some people are huge stars that like 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:56.720 you know, you're Michael Jackson's or Bruce Springstein's, you're jay 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:58.920 Z's who like they they reach a bunch of people. 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:01.280 But he was so people were like, no, no, no, this 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:05.040 dude's mine, Like I love him, like he connected to me, 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:09.680 which is, I don't know, more valuable to me as 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:13.720 an artist than like reach United broadbrey. 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.280 Deer says, he's an artist's. 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.640 I was just surprised that, like he's a creator, you're 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:21.160 an artist, buddy. They like cited him as like the 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:25.080 reason that they felt comfortable being weird and having imagination 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:27.880 and all that stuff, Like I don't. I just didn't 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:31.000 realize how many people were influenced by him as just 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:34.920 like somebody who was the crux of their their young imagination, right. 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:39.360 Well, especially pee Wee Herman was such a zech especially 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:43.040 for people our age. I feel like people like Chloe 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:45.200 is eight years younger than me, and she doesn't really 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:48.120 know pee Wee Herman. R Like, she knows that it's 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:50.480 a thing, but it didn't resonate with her in the 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:50.960 same way. 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:53.040 Well, was that show when we were growing up? 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:54.640 She was like, I remember watching it and it was 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:56.800 kind of scary, and I'm like, yeah, it is, that's 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:57.480 why it was tight. 0:16:57.800 --> 0:16:59.960 Yeah, pee Wee's a Big Adventure scary. I remember kind 0:16:59.960 --> 0:17:00.800 of feeling that too. 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:03.720 I remember feeling that it was a little bit like like, whoa, 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:05.560 pee Wee's Big Adventure is scary. 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:07.240 But that's what was cool about it. 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:09.840 Because of Large March. Large March is one of the 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:11.359 scariest shots as a child. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:12.840 Yeah, the claymation one. 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:15.439 Yeah, Yeah, pee Wee was there was always something a 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:18.160 little uneasy about him. That's what was cool. That was 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:19.760 kind of what was cool about a lot of stuff 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:23.080 in our childhood in the nineties is that like stuff 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:25.840 was like kind of kind of creepy, like it had 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.080 that little yeah. 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:29.080 Well that that had the Tim Burton flair on it 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:32.400 that was like, you know, uh macabre if you will. 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:34.040 It's got this fucking kind. 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:35.240 Of like bruh. 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:37.000 Speaking of artists, you. 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:39.159 Know, gothic. I guess it is a better term. It 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:40.520 sounds like this gothic vibe. 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:43.399 You know. You know how we make movies now that 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:46.560 are for kids that have like jokes for adults, you know, 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:49.160 like that's the whole thing. They used to make movies 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:52.119 for adults that kids could watch. Right, So there's a 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:55.119 bunch of things in that movie. That's a movie for 0:17:55.160 --> 0:17:58.640 grown ups, right, Like, but it's got that weird le. Yeah, 0:17:58.680 --> 0:18:00.800 I think it is, like we I think is a 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:03.119 movie for grown ups. It's a movie for adults, but 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:06.640 like kids watch it because you're like, whoa like dinosaurs 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:08.960 and like it's about a kid losing his bicycle, but 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.240 it's an adult. It was a kid. You watch it 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:13.440 and you're like, what the fuck? Is he a kid 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:16.600 or is he a grown up? Is Francis a child? Right? 0:18:16.760 --> 0:18:18.840 Super weird ass Francis Dude. 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:21.520 I gott it is cool. I'm like, I wonder if 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:25.080 a movie like that would ever get made nowadays, because 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:27.800 it was a character from The Groundlings, which The Groundlings 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:31.600 is an improv school here in California on Meltows for adults. 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:34.240 Even in its genesis it was for adults. It was 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:38.560 a fucked up kids show for adults. Yes, originally Groundlings 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:41.720 character and then an HBO special I believe before it 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:43.200 was a big adventure. 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:44.800 Yeah, I think so. And then it became it like 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:48.639 gained some popularity, and then they made this insane movie 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:52.240 and I don't know, I don't see that trajectory for 0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:56.359 a movie for like a weird character piece nowadays. 0:18:57.200 --> 0:18:58.520 Right, Yo, Gabba Gabba. 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:00.800 And by the way, it's so fun and it's so 0:19:01.400 --> 0:19:06.320 perfectly cast, and like every character in that movie is amazing, 0:19:06.920 --> 0:19:09.119 and then he's at the center of it, like still 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:13.080 a little bit above everybody else, right, And then the 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:15.959 fucking TV show where it's like, all right, so kids 0:19:16.359 --> 0:19:18.720 love this fucking wacky movie. Now I'm like, now I'm 0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:21.240 gonna switch gears and do like a very wholesome version 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:24.920 of what that movie was for kids, with even crazier, 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:27.760 cooler characters like John By the guy who died like 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:31.200 last year, maybe two years ago. It was like mecha 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:37.120 like heimcha heiney hill ye damn. Pee Wee's Playhouse and 0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:41.200 from pee Wee's Big Adventure are crazy. I know you, 0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:42.880 I know you. 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:44.560 Are, but what age? 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:45.040 Yeah? 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:49.280 Yeah, I mean I feel like I still use that one. 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:53.040 I quote it almost weekly, probably in some way good. 0:19:53.080 --> 0:19:53.960 It's a good comeback. 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:58.360 Yeah, dude. From the movie Big Top, Big Top Peewee. Right, 0:19:58.400 --> 0:19:59.240 that's the Big. 0:19:59.080 --> 0:20:02.200 Top Peewe, but it's Big Adventure, different one. I guess 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:04.320 I'm kind of like confused a little bit. 0:20:04.400 --> 0:20:06.000 That was the first one, right, Big Adventure. 0:20:06.080 --> 0:20:07.960 Weight there were two Big Adventures, the first. 0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:10.280 Oh, I think I've only seen the second one. 0:20:10.840 --> 0:20:12.760 You've never seen pee Wee's Big Adventure. 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:15.960 Big Adventure is the bike in the Alamo, Right, that's 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:18.760 the mission. Yes, and Francis stole it maybe, but. 0:20:22.280 --> 0:20:23.399 I don't know if I saw that. 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:26.680 Yeah, that's a road movie. It's beautiful. Bro, you're coming 0:20:26.720 --> 0:20:29.239 over tonight. No, I have a housewarming gift to give 0:20:29.280 --> 0:20:31.639 you too, So we will just watch this movie at 0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:32.320 some point in the. 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:35.399 Next Yeah, which one has because there's this very specific 0:20:35.440 --> 0:20:39.080 scene that fucked me up forever when his girlfriend she's like, 0:20:39.160 --> 0:20:42.119 I made you your favorite food and he's like you can. 0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:47.880 It ends up being the eggs salad sandwich and it's 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:50.760 like dropping on his face. And I never ate egg 0:20:50.840 --> 0:20:54.240 salad sandwiches, specifically because I was so disgusted by the 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:56.400 way Pee Weee reacted to the sandwich. 0:20:56.640 --> 0:20:56.840 Right? 0:20:57.000 --> 0:21:00.719 Is that big top? Yes? Is that Penelope and Miller? 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:02.080 Is that her name in that movie? 0:21:02.320 --> 0:21:04.679 I just remember I never ate egg salad sandwiches. Now 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:06.680 I like him, but it took me about twenty five 0:21:06.760 --> 0:21:09.200 years before I took my first bite off the strength 0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:09.480 of Peek. 0:21:09.560 --> 0:21:10.000 What about? 0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:13.119 Do you remember the shot in A Big Big Adventure 0:21:13.119 --> 0:21:15.760 where he pulls the chain out of his bike case 0:21:16.000 --> 0:21:18.879 and it just keeps going and go to lock his 0:21:18.960 --> 0:21:21.120 bike up right before it gets stolen, and you could 0:21:21.119 --> 0:21:23.400 see the chain coming out of the bottom of it, 0:21:23.440 --> 0:21:24.640 like the never ending chain. 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:26.919 Yeah. I always wondered if Tim Burton was like, just 0:21:26.960 --> 0:21:29.960 fucking leave it. That's kind of funny. Damn, I really 0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:32.240 left it. But they've cropped it out in other versions 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:32.960 that I've watched. 0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:35.200 Wow, oh really, Oh so they've hidden it, so maybe 0:21:35.200 --> 0:21:35.919 it was a mistake. 0:21:36.000 --> 0:21:37.840 I've seen it cropped out and i've seen it still 0:21:37.880 --> 0:21:38.240 in there. 0:21:38.160 --> 0:21:41.480 Before, which one does he do the tequila dance the perner. 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:42.440 That's big adventure. 0:21:42.560 --> 0:21:44.840 Yeah, that's big adventure. You've seen big adventures. 0:21:44.880 --> 0:21:47.760 Okay, then I've seen that. I've seen that without it. Thinks, no, 0:21:47.800 --> 0:21:48.960 there's no way, I haven't, right, But. 0:21:49.040 --> 0:21:51.600 Big top Hee Wee is wacky. It's definitely not as 0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:54.879 as as inventive. It doesn't have Tim Burton directing it. 0:21:54.920 --> 0:21:56.720 No shots fired at the other director. But like it 0:21:56.760 --> 0:21:59.919 doesn't have that kind of like macawbrus or sauce whatever 0:22:00.160 --> 0:22:04.840 jun gothic, macabre sauce, the macabre goth. But I just 0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:07.840 want to say that I had a fucking razy moment 0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:11.240 at Michael Vanos's fortieth birthday when we went out to 0:22:11.320 --> 0:22:14.320 the desert and stayed at that like it's like a 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:17.200 trailer park but like you know, kitchy fun whatever. 0:22:17.640 --> 0:22:20.440 Yeah what is that place called? Because I was there too, 0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:22.040 and then we missed each other by a day because 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:23.720 it was a weekend thing. I can only do Friday 0:22:23.760 --> 0:22:24.960 and you could only do Saturday. 0:22:25.200 --> 0:22:27.600 I don't know. Out in Joshua Tree, it's a trailer 0:22:27.640 --> 0:22:30.359 park very like Instagrammable, and every trailer is like a 0:22:30.359 --> 0:22:34.639 different theme and they have one of the trailers from 0:22:34.680 --> 0:22:38.240 Big Top Peewee, and I don't know who was staying 0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:40.600 in it, but I was like, can I please, like 0:22:40.720 --> 0:22:43.000 just go in your trailer and like scope it out? 0:22:43.440 --> 0:22:47.160 And it was real quick and JO very fast, which 0:22:47.160 --> 0:22:49.600 and we'll get to that most of Wi Fi passwords 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:51.760 for this trailer. He was the first guy to really 0:22:51.800 --> 0:22:54.879 publicly JO. And now we make a podcast where we're like, 0:22:54.920 --> 0:22:55.920 where have you jacked off? 0:22:56.000 --> 0:22:59.120 Dude? That's what happened. Wait, we're burying the lead. That's 0:22:59.160 --> 0:23:03.080 what happened. Instagrammable, they tried to derail our boys career 0:23:03.160 --> 0:23:05.760 off just a little j O session, man, and I'm 0:23:05.760 --> 0:23:07.879 not having it, man, I'm not having. 0:23:07.760 --> 0:23:10.600 Oh that's fucked up. Yeah, no, it's not right. That 0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:12.800 was yes, not right. Anyways, and then he went out 0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:14.920 and hosted the MTV Awards and was. 0:23:14.880 --> 0:23:19.360 Like hurting the good jokes. Yeah, dude, the best dude. 0:23:19.440 --> 0:23:21.719 He had to really claw his way back for some 0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:24.440 ship that I think is like it's okay to do now, right, 0:23:24.840 --> 0:23:25.560 Like that's fine. 0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:27.720 I kind of think. So if you're I mean, you're 0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:28.720 go for it, Blake. 0:23:29.240 --> 0:23:31.639 I think he was arrested and that's probably and this 0:23:31.720 --> 0:23:32.800 is my ted talk. 0:23:33.119 --> 0:23:35.359 But why is it? It was a theater. 0:23:35.600 --> 0:23:38.880 It was the Yeah, it is weird. It was weird 0:23:38.920 --> 0:23:42.560 because he got arrested for jerking off in a porno theater. Yeah, 0:23:42.600 --> 0:23:45.040 but isn't that what porno theaters are for? 0:23:45.560 --> 0:23:45.960 Exactly? 0:23:46.000 --> 0:23:49.200 Exactly exactly to me, I'm like, I thought everyone was 0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:51.720 drinking theaters. 0:23:50.880 --> 0:23:53.160 But it feels like the exact right forum. 0:23:53.040 --> 0:23:56.080 Wasn't at the Barbie movie. Come on, man, my boy 0:23:56.200 --> 0:23:58.480 was putting in work where his work was meant to 0:23:58.520 --> 0:23:59.119 be done. 0:23:59.359 --> 0:24:01.360 Dude, pre internet horn. 0:24:01.480 --> 0:24:03.720 By the way, have you guys seen the Oppenheimer or 0:24:04.040 --> 0:24:04.680 Barbie yet? 0:24:04.680 --> 0:24:05.520 The Barbenheimer? 0:24:05.680 --> 0:24:08.480 I haven't, No, But are we closing the book on 0:24:08.520 --> 0:24:11.360 p W? I still do move on? 0:24:11.640 --> 0:24:11.800 Oh? 0:24:11.880 --> 0:24:13.640 Sure to make sure we gave our shout out? Well, 0:24:13.640 --> 0:24:15.480 I was. I had one other thing on the p W. 0:24:15.680 --> 0:24:18.800 I was just wondering if you guys watched the newest 0:24:19.000 --> 0:24:21.560 Peewee Incarnations because there was a few like that came 0:24:21.560 --> 0:24:24.679 out in the last like maybe five years or something, 0:24:24.960 --> 0:24:25.280 wasn't it. 0:24:25.359 --> 0:24:27.960 No, there was one and it came out on Netflix, right. 0:24:28.040 --> 0:24:29.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a Netflix joint. It was 0:24:29.880 --> 0:24:30.200 just one. 0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:31.760 Yeah, I think so, yeah, I think so. 0:24:32.200 --> 0:24:34.440 Sorry, there was no there was a live stage show 0:24:34.640 --> 0:24:37.479 that came out, and then there was also a movie 0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:41.120 about like Christmas or something. I got to check it out, man, 0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:42.120 I haven't seen it. 0:24:42.480 --> 0:24:45.920 Yeah, it's kind of funny. Actually, should check it out. 0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:48.080 I bet, I bet all right? Cool, good wreck, Thanks 0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:49.720 for the Wreck, fell for Reck. 0:24:56.760 --> 0:24:59.600 You guys have not seen Barbie or Oppenheimer. You guys 0:24:59.640 --> 0:25:01.120 a big movie fans. 0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:03.240 I'm a strike I haven't. 0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:05.360 Been able to break away from what I heard about Barbie. 0:25:05.480 --> 0:25:08.200 It ships on, man, I refuse to see it. 0:25:08.200 --> 0:25:09.119 It's pretty funny. 0:25:09.200 --> 0:25:10.840 I want to see it, beat. 0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:14.320 I actually really liked it. Me and uh me and 0:25:14.359 --> 0:25:17.520 my buddy Zach, I wish I was pizza on Instagram. 0:25:17.920 --> 0:25:19.640 We went and saw last night. 0:25:19.680 --> 0:25:21.679 It was every Yeah, I'm trying to go, but I 0:25:21.680 --> 0:25:23.480 actually I have heard like a lot of like the 0:25:23.520 --> 0:25:26.440 showings are sold out, like people are going to the movies, right, dude. 0:25:26.440 --> 0:25:28.520 It was crazy. It was Tuesday. It's you know, it 0:25:28.560 --> 0:25:31.240 was last night. It was a Tuesday night and it 0:25:31.359 --> 0:25:33.000 was packed. 0:25:33.240 --> 0:25:36.159 Yeah, dude, it's kind of a bummer that everything is 0:25:36.200 --> 0:25:38.399 on striking ship because it feels like there's like good 0:25:38.560 --> 0:25:39.959 momentum in the movie theaters. 0:25:39.960 --> 0:25:42.120 But I know it feels like in the movie theaters, 0:25:42.160 --> 0:25:45.160 but in the in the but you think there's good 0:25:45.240 --> 0:25:48.240 movement in the movie theaters. But that's what you just said. 0:25:48.920 --> 0:25:51.640 I'm sorry, old how know that? 0:25:51.720 --> 0:25:52.040 All right? 0:25:52.080 --> 0:25:54.560 I know about the movie theaters, but though and what 0:25:54.760 --> 0:25:56.320 even is a movie theaters? 0:25:56.359 --> 0:25:58.760 But to you, dude, come on, don't jump down my 0:25:58.840 --> 0:25:59.720 throat on this one. 0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:01.600 Man, please jump up his butt. 0:26:01.480 --> 0:26:05.639 The movie theaters. I do want to see it. But 0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:07.520 I went and saw the and I do have a 0:26:07.560 --> 0:26:09.560 take back for later. I saw the New Mission Impossible 0:26:09.600 --> 0:26:09.960 in stead. 0:26:10.040 --> 0:26:13.680 Okay, you didn't like the New Mission Impossible. I thought 0:26:13.720 --> 0:26:17.719 it was fun. Dude, here we go. I just watched 0:26:17.800 --> 0:26:20.159 all the Mission Impossible movies and then went to see that, 0:26:20.200 --> 0:26:22.760 so I think I was fully primed to love it. 0:26:22.840 --> 0:26:27.360 Yeah, it's the worst one of the last two or three, though, right. 0:26:27.160 --> 0:26:29.920 Here you go, it's the tiny Desk of Mission Impossible. 0:26:31.200 --> 0:26:33.159 I don't know, I really enjoyed it. I thought it 0:26:33.200 --> 0:26:35.480 was super fun. I'm ready. I'm ready for the next one. 0:26:35.560 --> 0:26:39.560 It seemed cheaper and kind of like not as polished 0:26:39.720 --> 0:26:43.480 as the last couple. What do you mean? It just 0:26:43.520 --> 0:26:48.160 didn't seems as a grand Yeah, it didn't seem as grand. 0:26:48.200 --> 0:26:51.840 It didn't seem as like, uh, polish, just like it 0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:54.919 didn't seem as well made. It seemed kind of like 0:26:55.080 --> 0:26:59.960 plain and very confusing, like screenplay, a little vanilla suck 0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:02.240 a lot of like let me take this these four 0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:04.560 minutes to like explain what's going on for the audience, 0:27:04.600 --> 0:27:08.000 and then you're just like loose, we can't bake this 0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:09.399 into a set piece or something. 0:27:09.560 --> 0:27:12.400 Oh yeah, was it film during I really liked it. 0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:15.000 Was it film during COVID? Was that a COVID masterpiece? 0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:15.360 Yeah? 0:27:15.359 --> 0:27:17.919 Because sometimes I've noticed that some of those movies that 0:27:17.960 --> 0:27:20.560 are like super huge scale that they filmed during COVID, 0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:22.760 there's like you had to cut some corners in it. 0:27:23.080 --> 0:27:26.040 I don't know, there's like like the Newest ant Man sort. 0:27:25.880 --> 0:27:26.760 Of Yeah, that could be. 0:27:27.440 --> 0:27:31.000 I I'll still see the next because it's to be continued. 0:27:31.119 --> 0:27:34.440 But like it was, really I was the whole time. 0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:36.520 I was like, oh, yeah, this isn't great. 0:27:36.680 --> 0:27:38.520 This is You didn't know that com No, Yeah, it's 0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:39.080 a two partner. 0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:40.920 Yeah, it's a two partner. Oh I didn't know that. 0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:44.639 That's yeah, interesting, that's an interesting thing. I was wrong 0:27:44.800 --> 0:27:48.680 about those guys. Saying it's basically just fast and furious. 0:27:48.760 --> 0:27:51.120 That one was very dumb. It seemed like the dumbest 0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:51.920 one so far. 0:27:53.440 --> 0:27:56.080 So you're saying it is kind of like fast and Furious. 0:27:55.880 --> 0:28:00.439 This this latest one, Yes, although it still's got Tom Cruise, 0:28:01.240 --> 0:28:04.560 but I didn't it didn't give Tom Cruise a scene 0:28:04.600 --> 0:28:07.199 to be like, great, Yeah, he's grounded this in a 0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:09.960 way where I'm on board with this guy and he's 0:28:09.960 --> 0:28:12.080 trying to save this woman that he like just met, 0:28:12.440 --> 0:28:16.880 like as if she matters more than it's weird. 0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:17.240 He's in love? 0:28:17.600 --> 0:28:21.160 Is he in love? Is Ethan in love? It's weird? 0:28:21.160 --> 0:28:22.640 If he is love? 0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:26.439 Dude, that every movie it's there's something insane like that 0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:29.840 where he's like, he can't let one person die to 0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:31.280 save a billion. He has to. 0:28:31.480 --> 0:28:34.359 But this movie has like a past love or like 0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:37.000 someone from the past. And then he's like, there's two now. 0:28:36.960 --> 0:28:41.360 Oh, player alert sounds like it sounds like a player alert, and. 0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:46.760 You know I hate players, damn speaking a good movie. Player. 0:28:47.040 --> 0:28:52.160 Well, Oppenheimer was fantastic, Barbie was really they were both. 0:28:52.440 --> 0:28:54.360 Did you do the double feature, Adam. 0:28:54.080 --> 0:28:55.680 No, I did it a week apart. You wear all 0:28:55.680 --> 0:29:00.680 pint I saw Mission Impossible three weeks ago, Oppenheimer last week, 0:29:00.800 --> 0:29:02.920 and then Barbie this week. Good for you. 0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:04.720 I like. 0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:09.200 Mission Barbenheimer. 0:29:09.440 --> 0:29:10.440 What was your snack game? 0:29:10.720 --> 0:29:14.360 Yeah, snack game is popcorn and junior mints? 0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:17.920 But baby doy, hey, are you throwing the mints? Are 0:29:17.920 --> 0:29:19.240 you throwing the mints in the popcorn? 0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:21.600 I am throwing the minx eyes? 0:29:21.720 --> 0:29:23.080 You are dog, That's what I'm talking. 0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:26.320 Sorry, sorry, jes you poke your dick. 0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:27.880 Through the diner? 0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:32.200 Get your pee wee on? No, because because I've done 0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:33.920 that before. The c gets in the tip. 0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:38.360 You've put your dick through the popcorn. 0:29:39.120 --> 0:29:41.320 Don't act like we all haven't put our dick through 0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:43.719 the popcorn? Did you guys? Just say it like, did 0:29:43.760 --> 0:29:45.840 you put your dick through the popcorn? Did you put it? 0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:46.360 Yeah? 0:29:46.480 --> 0:29:47.320 And through the bottom. 0:29:47.480 --> 0:29:47.720 Yeah. 0:29:47.800 --> 0:29:50.120 Obviously I knew it was going to be that kind 0:29:50.160 --> 0:29:50.600 of party. 0:29:50.720 --> 0:29:52.200 Huh dicking the mash potato? 0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:56.040 Obviously I did. I'm I'm I'm watching it with uh 0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:59.120 with my buddy and my wife. So trying to get 0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:00.760 a handle's a real brad bag. 0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:03.959 Either you want poor you know what are? 0:30:04.080 --> 0:30:06.400 What do we feels on like the Mount Rushmore of 0:30:07.320 --> 0:30:08.440 movie theater snacks. 0:30:08.520 --> 0:30:12.440 Dude's pieces, bunch of crunch, bunch of crunch when they 0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:15.400 were out, that was the move, not a bunch of crunch. 0:30:15.880 --> 0:30:17.680 Not really, don't tell me that's my truth. 0:30:17.720 --> 0:30:19.080 I'm living. It is that. 0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:20.000 It's not that. 0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:22.720 It's not that because you're forgetting about something, you're forgetting 0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:25.000 about a little live of cookie dough bites. 0:30:25.680 --> 0:30:35.160 All right, Okay, so you're of snacks have been discontinued because. 0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:37.520 No one likes. I'm actually going to I'm going to 0:30:38.240 --> 0:30:40.640 really like what are these things you speak of? 0:30:41.000 --> 0:30:49.800 I like to get a crystal PEPSI some cookie dough. No, no, dude, 0:30:49.840 --> 0:30:50.640 that's my ship. 0:30:50.680 --> 0:30:54.040 Wow that makes sense from you, Blake, I could I 0:30:54.080 --> 0:30:57.120 could see no fun that cookie dough bites are gross. Kyle, 0:30:57.160 --> 0:30:57.680 You're right, I know. 0:30:57.840 --> 0:30:59.959 I actually kind of remember that tastes a little bit 0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:02.440 like fucking machines or something like that. 0:31:02.640 --> 0:31:08.080 There Machine well said, I feel like, Adam, can we 0:31:08.120 --> 0:31:10.680 get away from this insanity? What's yours? Man? 0:31:11.600 --> 0:31:13.440 Go tos? I love Junior Mint. 0:31:13.520 --> 0:31:15.360 Yeah, we know, we discuss. 0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:18.240 I know that that's a I know that that's saying 0:31:19.360 --> 0:31:20.160 odd choice. 0:31:20.560 --> 0:31:21.320 It's a good choice. 0:31:21.360 --> 0:31:23.960 I like them. I really, I really enjoyed junior mints 0:31:24.000 --> 0:31:25.680 and I like to put them in popcorn. 0:31:25.760 --> 0:31:26.760 They got comming them. 0:31:27.000 --> 0:31:28.560 They they're filled with cump. 0:31:28.640 --> 0:31:33.360 They are yeah, yeah he knows, I don't know mint it. 0:31:33.440 --> 0:31:35.880 But also with the junior min's clump together is the 0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:38.520 most fucked up ship you'll ever have in your life. 0:31:40.680 --> 0:31:42.479 It's like a big old glob of clump. And what 0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:44.360 I do A fun thing that I do is I 0:31:44.440 --> 0:31:46.800 like to cover my uh. I like to cover my 0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:49.000 face in it and then and then walk out of 0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:50.320 the theater like nothing happened. 0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:58.440 Bro, They just walk out of the theater like junior 0:31:58.560 --> 0:31:59.120 buk hockey. 0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:05.440 Wow, what movie did he must have saw Barberenheimer, Yeah 0:32:05.520 --> 0:32:07.360 he got the pee wee special boys. 0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:13.880 There was a real blast Inppenheimer explosion explodion. 0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:18.720 I'm gonna come, okay, a mushroom cloud from a mushroom head. 0:32:19.160 --> 0:32:21.480 Don't say I feel like a hot dog guy. I 0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:23.920 feel like he's a fucking hot dog or a pretzel guy. 0:32:24.400 --> 0:32:27.720 Yeah, he fucking pulls up with the pretzels and hot dogs. 0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:29.960 We used to work at a movie theater. We we 0:32:30.000 --> 0:32:31.480 don't like you guys. 0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:34.000 Haven't said anything yet, And I think what I'm gonna 0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:36.320 say is gonna make it. We don't like you, guys. 0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:38.000 I don't think this is gonna make anybody angry, but 0:32:38.000 --> 0:32:39.480 it's not gonna make anybody happy. 0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:42.240 All right, story of your life the time was that? 0:32:42.400 --> 0:32:44.040 I mean, I feel like you guys were angry at 0:32:44.040 --> 0:32:46.000 me for junior mint. I'm like, it's just a snack. 0:32:46.080 --> 0:32:46.959 You don't know. 0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:49.320 Those are just discussion. I'm not angry for the reck. 0:32:49.400 --> 0:32:52.160 Those are gross. Dude, you're eating bread man. 0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:55.960 Do you like york Shire peppermint patties or whatever they 0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:57.280 bro your yea? 0:32:57.440 --> 0:32:57.760 I love? 0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:02.600 Do you eat toothpaste? Deal? 0:33:02.760 --> 0:33:05.480 Oh my god? Who gives us ship? It's min what's 0:33:05.520 --> 0:33:06.840 your major malfunctions? 0:33:06.920 --> 0:33:09.680 I don't eat toothpaste. I also like thin mints. 0:33:09.720 --> 0:33:11.800 Thin minutes. What are those? The cookies? 0:33:12.200 --> 0:33:15.640 The cookies you're talking on days? What about on days? 0:33:15.680 --> 0:33:17.160 Those are fire? I like those too? 0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:19.640 How are we saying on days? Right? 0:33:20.240 --> 0:33:22.200 And what do you Andy? 0:33:22.280 --> 0:33:26.280 And have a little mountains there? Because they're the Andes mountain. 0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:29.680 Andy's for sure. Yeah, Blake, you are so well. 0:33:29.680 --> 0:33:31.479 We say mount Diablo. 0:33:31.240 --> 0:33:35.240 Dude, it's another thing like Zebra and Diablo. And that's 0:33:35.320 --> 0:33:37.120 how you guys don't say words. 0:33:37.000 --> 0:33:42.520 Zip it give them hard on. But yeah, it's Andy. 0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:48.040 Really that would be a and d y apostrophe. Yes, wow, 0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:49.480 this is days. 0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:51.360 It's the Andes mountains. 0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:54.320 What are the Andy's mountains? You're just making them mountain ranges? 0:33:54.720 --> 0:33:55.840 Bro not on my watch. 0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:59.560 It's on the wrapper. But kids, you know, but one 0:33:59.600 --> 0:34:00.320 of them is wrong. 0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:03.040 Because something's on the rapper doesn't mean it's real. That's 0:34:03.040 --> 0:34:04.680 a real mountain range. Where is it? 0:34:04.800 --> 0:34:07.360 What is happening? No, it's real, Blake, it's real. Chill out, 0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:09.279 it's real. It's real blank chill chill. 0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:12.919 I've never heard of the Andy, but I'm still very 0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:14.920 confused because I thought it was on Days. 0:34:15.040 --> 0:34:19.279 So this is really You thought it was Onay's Mountains? 0:34:19.520 --> 0:34:20.799 No, I thought it was on Days. 0:34:20.920 --> 0:34:22.400 Men in South Africa? 0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:23.120 South Africa? 0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:24.240 Sorry, South America? 0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:29.680 South America? Yeah, like Joe, what is crack ted talksh? 0:34:30.360 --> 0:34:31.160 Sorry? 0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:32.880 This is the thing? Is table mountain? 0:34:33.080 --> 0:34:36.800 Hey? What are in South America and South America? 0:34:37.040 --> 0:34:38.319 Like down the Patagonia run. 0:34:38.360 --> 0:34:40.680 In along South America's western. 0:34:40.320 --> 0:34:42.799 Side, Venezuela. 0:34:42.920 --> 0:34:47.120 Give me Patagonia, No, one of the longest mountain ranges. Yeah, 0:34:47.200 --> 0:34:48.960 how have I never heard of these mountains? 0:34:49.040 --> 0:34:52.319 You are so dumb. What the hell blake you have? 0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:54.680 It's the same thing as like you didn't know that 0:34:54.800 --> 0:34:58.320 you saw Peewey's Big Adventure, Like just information goes in it. 0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:02.640 I have see te from fucking Buzzballs. 0:35:04.120 --> 0:35:09.240 All right, guys, I'm just gonna drop my favorite theater. Okay, 0:35:09.360 --> 0:35:14.520 go for it. Nothing. What the are you talking about it? Dude? 0:35:14.640 --> 0:35:16.880 Stop, God damn it. 0:35:17.040 --> 0:35:19.600 I don't like I don't like eating during movies. I 0:35:19.640 --> 0:35:23.960 hate anything. I hate listening to other people eating during movies. 0:35:24.040 --> 0:35:26.520 I hate making the noise. I don't know, God, I 0:35:26.520 --> 0:35:29.279 don't And then your fingers are like stop it. Do 0:35:29.320 --> 0:35:31.000 you have a drink though, because then you gotta go 0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:33.560 to the bathroom? Maybe? Wait what you're doing? It? 0:35:33.719 --> 0:35:37.000 Just like raw, You're just sitting down and watching without 0:35:37.040 --> 0:35:38.720 anything going into your mouth. 0:35:39.239 --> 0:35:40.160 You're a creep. 0:35:40.360 --> 0:35:42.000 I know what you're thinking. What am I sticking my 0:35:42.080 --> 0:35:42.520 dick through? 0:35:43.400 --> 0:35:43.680 Yeah? 0:35:44.360 --> 0:35:46.480 And it actually prevents me from doing it. That's why 0:35:46.480 --> 0:35:49.799 I don't know. Otherwise I'm like sticking my dick through 0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:52.600 the bottom of the milk. You lose, you know, I. 0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:54.279 Got my dick in an icy dude? 0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:55.839 What do you think I was gonna say a dove bar, 0:35:56.000 --> 0:35:56.880 I get like the box. 0:35:57.400 --> 0:36:02.200 Yeah, you are for sure hogging does I like a 0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:03.879 glass of wine and a dove bar. 0:36:04.480 --> 0:36:06.600 I could see you getting like an ice cream or something. 0:36:06.640 --> 0:36:12.160 But show bonds shout out the time, you get nothing. 0:36:13.040 --> 0:36:16.640 Ninety eight to ninety nine percent of my movie going life, 0:36:16.800 --> 0:36:18.600 I've got damn dude's. 0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:21.080 And I know you're playing it cool right now, like 0:36:21.160 --> 0:36:23.520 this was an adult decision, but we damn well know 0:36:23.600 --> 0:36:26.000 this sponsor from your childhood. Your parents were like, fuck, no, 0:36:26.160 --> 0:36:27.440 you're not getting ship, dude. 0:36:27.600 --> 0:36:30.440 My parents never took me to movie. See, we've been 0:36:30.480 --> 0:36:32.120 over this. I went to a one movie with my 0:36:32.200 --> 0:36:34.400 dad and he was like, that was horrible. And I 0:36:34.480 --> 0:36:38.400 was like, I like what I remember a hook? Oh 0:36:38.480 --> 0:36:40.320 yeah it was hook it was He was like, you 0:36:40.360 --> 0:36:41.160 didn't like that. 0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:42.320 That's a good ass movie. 0:36:42.480 --> 0:36:44.160 I know that's a that's a classic. 0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:45.000 Does not hold up? 0:36:45.760 --> 0:36:46.560 Yes it does? 0:36:46.719 --> 0:36:48.680 What? No? I watched it the other day and my 0:36:48.760 --> 0:36:49.200 dad was. 0:36:49.239 --> 0:36:54.960 Right, dude, I can't not a you don't like Robin Williams, 0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:55.839 so I could. 0:36:57.400 --> 0:36:59.879 Yeah, we're off the hook. 0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:04.000 In the hook robbed me in two hours. I don't 0:37:04.000 --> 0:37:05.759 know that I've ever I don't know that I've ever 0:37:05.840 --> 0:37:07.040 seen a movie. 0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:10.720 In the theater without getting popcorn, without without getting popcorn. 0:37:10.719 --> 0:37:13.160 I don't know that I've ever done. Yeah, I hate 0:37:13.160 --> 0:37:15.480 the like and then it's on your hands and you're like, 0:37:15.920 --> 0:37:16.720 do you have a napkin? 0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:20.440 Well? I have been going to the theater a lot lately, 0:37:20.680 --> 0:37:24.799 and I do get the snacks every time, And admittedly, 0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:28.719 yesterday I was like Jesus Christ, I have to eat 0:37:28.880 --> 0:37:31.920 three thousand calories of popcorn and junior mints right now? 0:37:32.320 --> 0:37:34.440 What are you getting? Are you getting a large? Are 0:37:34.440 --> 0:37:35.160 you getting a large? 0:37:35.160 --> 0:37:37.799 Every getting a large? And I'm splitting it. But then 0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:41.200 I always I just can't help myself. I keep sack. 0:37:41.640 --> 0:37:41.960 Yeah. 0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:46.160 Yeah, especially during like Oppenheimer, it's like three hours long 0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:47.400 and you keep snacking. 0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:50.879 And look, you know what I'll say, I'll say this 0:37:51.239 --> 0:37:54.040 in my past. What I do remember getting back in 0:37:54.080 --> 0:37:57.440 the day, Okay, here we go was butterfinger bites. 0:37:57.719 --> 0:38:00.440 There we go, very good, are like. 0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:02.960 The little butterfingers. But then you sit there for the 0:38:03.000 --> 0:38:06.000 rest of the movie with the butterfinger just like caked 0:38:06.160 --> 0:38:08.799 in your teeth, and You're like, but that's why you 0:38:08.800 --> 0:38:10.719 gotta get a water. I always get a water. 0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:15.120 I always get an aquafina like or something, or some 0:38:15.160 --> 0:38:18.280 sort of dasani you know, yeah. 0:38:18.560 --> 0:38:21.120 That ain't that ain't doing the trick or water. They 0:38:21.160 --> 0:38:22.839 always have one of those ones, So I don't get 0:38:22.880 --> 0:38:23.399 sodas though. 0:38:23.480 --> 0:38:24.960 Dasani tastes like machines. 0:38:25.040 --> 0:38:29.160 Dude, do you used to like that? Mate? 0:38:29.560 --> 0:38:31.840 I like Dasani is my favorite water. And they just 0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:34.600 had a stone come out that all these waters have 0:38:34.719 --> 0:38:38.000 forever chemicals, all the waters that you like, uh, and 0:38:38.160 --> 0:38:40.840 dsni is one of the best waters for you and 0:38:40.960 --> 0:38:44.600 does not have the forever chemicals really, but that's why 0:38:44.640 --> 0:38:48.680 it tastes like shit. The forever Oh it doesn't doesn't 0:38:48.719 --> 0:38:52.239 have all those good plastics. I love the taste. To me, 0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:55.480 it tastes like water, and it all tastes the exact same. 0:38:55.520 --> 0:38:58.680 And anyone that is convinced that any water tastes different 0:38:59.560 --> 0:39:01.760 is a fuck an idiot, and they're just they're convincing. 0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:04.080 Have you ever heard that strike? 0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:07.120 No, they're different. They're different enough if you've ever had that. No, 0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:09.960 if you drink on avon taste, I'm not saying I 0:39:10.080 --> 0:39:13.080 like it tastes different. 0:39:13.080 --> 0:39:13.799 What's the nah. 0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:16.239 You've been marketed, You've been market you. 0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:20.600 Know what else tastes different? Aquapana, aquapana from Italy. That 0:39:20.680 --> 0:39:23.719 ship tastes hell a different, hell a different No, dude, 0:39:23.960 --> 0:39:25.240 I actually can't be marketed. 0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:28.000 What's the one in the tube with the silver top 0:39:28.320 --> 0:39:29.319 like Hoss. 0:39:28.960 --> 0:39:33.520 Water, Boss Baby, I went to Voss. We'll get there. 0:39:33.800 --> 0:39:38.080 I guarantee you, guys here, I guarantee you if we 0:39:38.640 --> 0:39:42.600 had metal plastic cups or whatever type of cups, metal 0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:46.440 plastic cups, did you just say sorry, like metal cup, 0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:50.600 whatever type of cups? Science we do a taste test, 0:39:50.840 --> 0:39:54.200 you guys would absolutely not be able to tell any 0:39:54.239 --> 0:39:55.720 difference of any water. 0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:56.719 Bullshit? 0:39:56.760 --> 0:39:58.640 I would Can we drink out of a glass? 0:39:58.680 --> 0:39:59.040 Please? 0:39:59.640 --> 0:40:02.160 Do have to be something that you can taste the 0:40:02.239 --> 0:40:03.920 classic and the metal. 0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:08.120 Whatever, whatever type of thing you want to drink out. 0:40:08.400 --> 0:40:13.160 Let's drink out of cardboard clay bowl like plastic cups 0:40:13.200 --> 0:40:17.200 and metal cups definitely flavor the water a little bit. 0:40:17.080 --> 0:40:17.520 Does it? 0:40:18.200 --> 0:40:21.400 I would go, why that's why Boss is so good? 0:40:21.960 --> 0:40:25.480 Adam wants to drink out of an old used skillet 0:40:26.800 --> 0:40:28.920 a little rusting. You want to eat out of one 0:40:28.920 --> 0:40:31.440 of those like old like Mayan Ladies bowls where they 0:40:31.480 --> 0:40:33.200 just like grind the hoolapenos down. 0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:35.520 Yeah, I've already said a clay bowl. 0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:38.160 Well I want the teflon flakes. 0:40:38.640 --> 0:40:41.759 Okay, So whatever glass that you guys want to drink 0:40:41.800 --> 0:40:44.759 out of just class. Yeah, and to me, that would 0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:48.160 taste that glass gross. So I'm not trying to drink class. 0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:52.160 I actually really like this experiment. I think that that 0:40:52.200 --> 0:40:54.319 would be really fun to try waters and see if 0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:55.200 there is a taste. 0:40:55.320 --> 0:40:58.600 Dude. That's so crazy about this podcast is we'll do anything. 0:40:58.760 --> 0:41:01.719 Man, We're out of We're fucking psycho. 0:41:01.960 --> 0:41:03.439 We're why line them up? 0:41:03.680 --> 0:41:04.799 Water? 0:41:05.520 --> 0:41:06.239 It's important? 0:41:06.320 --> 0:41:06.959 Oh my god. 0:41:13.600 --> 0:41:16.720 You want to know what the best water is? Hands down, 0:41:17.440 --> 0:41:24.560 that sh it's important. Propel water, the Gator Rade water, 0:41:24.640 --> 0:41:25.160 the Gatoray. 0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:28.600 I used to drink that ship like wildness. 0:41:28.360 --> 0:41:32.400 And I know it's discontinued, but Gator is that it's back. 0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:37.360 Propel is because Mandy Kayling's pedaling that ship on Instagram. 0:41:37.640 --> 0:41:40.880 Oh my god, I never liked propel. Why do you 0:41:40.960 --> 0:41:43.360 like propel? Propel doesn't have enough flavor in it. The 0:41:43.480 --> 0:41:46.960 lemon Propel used to go down at the crib. Oh 0:41:47.040 --> 0:41:49.200 my god, I don't think it has enough flavor though. 0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:51.280 I think it's just exactly exactly. 0:41:51.280 --> 0:41:53.960 We wait, So it's not just water. You're saying flavored 0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:56.400 waters and flavored waters do taste like things. 0:41:57.000 --> 0:42:00.960 It's sugar. This is like sugar water. Lavor of waters 0:42:01.160 --> 0:42:03.399 do taste like this. It's total sugar water. 0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:07.520 No, dude, what do you mean? It's enhanced? Sure, it's 0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:12.680 enhanced water, but don't call me no dude. Propel is water? 0:42:12.960 --> 0:42:13.759 There's water in it? 0:42:14.160 --> 0:42:14.319 Well? 0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:17.600 Yeah, everything that's like liquid has a water based right, 0:42:17.800 --> 0:42:19.239 I mean, just to we're clear. 0:42:19.640 --> 0:42:22.080 Yeah, that's kind of So I'll give you something. I'll 0:42:22.080 --> 0:42:25.440 give you a shot of something. Don't what come. 0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:29.640 That is also water? 0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:33.239 But that is water based, That is water based. I 0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:34.640 think that still has water in it. 0:42:34.719 --> 0:42:36.919 I'll shoot a load of your face. 0:42:36.960 --> 0:42:39.000 Go, I think com has water in it? Why would 0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:41.200 come not have water in it? I don't know. 0:42:41.320 --> 0:42:42.640 No, Come for sure has water. 0:42:43.120 --> 0:42:46.279 There's no water it? 0:42:46.360 --> 0:42:48.680 Does that have water? Your body is hell of water? 0:42:48.880 --> 0:42:52.879 Were like mine as propel? Yeah, it's like water. 0:42:53.120 --> 0:42:54.640 And when you g what is come? 0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:59.520 Eighty? Water is what is come? Baby? You know? 0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:01.879 Hurt me? Yeah? Wow? 0:43:03.200 --> 0:43:06.520 I mean is it? This is our ted talk? We 0:43:06.600 --> 0:43:08.080 find back around? Yes? 0:43:08.200 --> 0:43:10.760 But what has come? 0:43:11.280 --> 0:43:13.759 In eighteen eighty there was more water income in the 0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:14.520 nineteen eighties. 0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:16.480 I'm going to, uh, the Ozarks? 0:43:16.520 --> 0:43:18.480 You are what's up at him? What are you saying? 0:43:19.000 --> 0:43:22.280 Yeah? Good, I'm going to the Ozarks speaking of come yeah, okay, 0:43:22.360 --> 0:43:23.080 shady gator. 0:43:23.120 --> 0:43:25.239 Where can we see you? Got you doing some stand up? 0:43:25.400 --> 0:43:26.680 Or just visiting the folks? 0:43:26.680 --> 0:43:28.640 What's going on? Just visiting the folks? 0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:31.200 Gonna only stand up, not saying yeah, I'm. 0:43:31.080 --> 0:43:33.319 Not gonna see my family. I'm just doing stand up. 0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:34.440 That would be cool. Damn. 0:43:34.560 --> 0:43:38.080 Now I'm gonna go visit the family in the Ozarks. 0:43:38.080 --> 0:43:40.080 It's going to be a real trow down. 0:43:40.200 --> 0:43:40.520 Nice. 0:43:40.840 --> 0:43:42.680 Is it gonna be some jet skiing or what? 0:43:43.080 --> 0:43:43.560 Jet skin? 0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:44.920 The whole thing is jealous. 0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:46.960 Jealous, yes, super jealous. 0:43:46.960 --> 0:43:51.600 We'll see My hip and back have been real painful lately, 0:43:51.840 --> 0:43:54.480 so we'll see how much jet skin I'm able to do. 0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:57.160 Nothing like a jet skin to just rattle that thing 0:43:57.239 --> 0:43:58.640 into a worst position. 0:43:58.840 --> 0:44:02.200 Yeah, that seems See, maybe it'll rattle it back into place. 0:44:02.320 --> 0:44:04.799 I don't know. I'm trying to rattle something. Something needs 0:44:04.800 --> 0:44:05.440 to get rattled. 0:44:06.000 --> 0:44:08.000 Yeah, that'd be kind of cool. If you fixed your 0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:12.560 body via jets via jet ski you're legend, Bate, You're legend. 0:44:12.680 --> 0:44:15.520 That would be a cool like Cairo fractor. But I 0:44:15.560 --> 0:44:18.680 mean listen to the doctor Rosarts. Let me see, just 0:44:18.719 --> 0:44:20.840 get on to jet ski that'll shake it loose. 0:44:21.120 --> 0:44:24.560 Yeah, you know, doctor, that's what doctor Brosarts prescribes. It's 0:44:24.680 --> 0:44:27.000 just a hardy jet ski ride. 0:44:27.040 --> 0:44:27.840 That makes sense to me. 0:44:27.960 --> 0:44:30.920 Bro. All you need is to jagger shots and five 0:44:31.040 --> 0:44:32.240 minutes on a jet ski. 0:44:32.400 --> 0:44:37.439 Dude, Kawasaki, Oh my god? Wait, so Adam, uh when 0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:41.520 you go there, do you do the crazy travel route 0:44:41.560 --> 0:44:44.040 that like we did where it's like you fly into 0:44:44.360 --> 0:44:47.120 Saint Louis and then are you town carring it? Well? 0:44:47.160 --> 0:44:48.760 We did Kansas City? 0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:52.799 Yeah, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City thing either way Missouri, 0:44:52.920 --> 0:44:56.799 which is fucking weird, but Missouri right that we okay? 0:44:56.840 --> 0:45:02.399 But Kansas okay, Kansas City are Kansas? Yeah? What's going on? 0:45:02.960 --> 0:45:04.680 Fly to Kansas City? 0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:05.160 I do? 0:45:05.440 --> 0:45:05.680 I do? 0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:07.000 It's it is insane. 0:45:07.360 --> 0:45:09.960 You you're taking a town car the whole way or what? 0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:13.200 No, Usually my dad will come get us or I'll 0:45:13.200 --> 0:45:16.400 rent it. I've rented a rental car a handful of times. 0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:18.480 But I heard about that. Yeah, Oh that's right. The 0:45:18.960 --> 0:45:20.800 saga that's right, that's it's important. 0:45:21.000 --> 0:45:26.040 Yeah, this time we're actually gonna fly into Springfield, Missouri, 0:45:26.040 --> 0:45:28.560 which is only an hour and a half away instead 0:45:28.600 --> 0:45:30.080 of the three hours. 0:45:29.920 --> 0:45:31.640 I remember almost doing that. 0:45:31.760 --> 0:45:35.200 Yeah, there's a Springfield in Illinois too, Right, what's up 0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:35.560 with that? 0:45:35.800 --> 0:45:36.040 Right? 0:45:36.120 --> 0:45:36.560 That's right? 0:45:36.800 --> 0:45:40.280 Yeah, I think there's a Springfield everywhere. That's that's why 0:45:40.520 --> 0:45:44.040 the Simpsons are in Springfield, because there's one in everywhere. 0:45:44.239 --> 0:45:47.480 Probably want to do you remember on that drive you 0:45:47.520 --> 0:45:50.440 fucking almost killed us? Do you remember when you passed 0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:54.480 that car? Remember when we were driving in from Kansas City, Missouri, 0:45:54.800 --> 0:45:57.080 and you were like, I'm going to pass this car 0:45:57.160 --> 0:45:59.319 and it got a little bit too tight there at 0:45:59.360 --> 0:46:01.200 the end, but you hold it out like a fucking 0:46:01.440 --> 0:46:04.200 fast and furious Van Diesel move bro, see you. 0:46:04.560 --> 0:46:07.320 I think I was fine with it, but yeah, maybe 0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:08.680 you were being a bitch. 0:46:09.640 --> 0:46:13.520 Well, being a passenger in that moment is is always 0:46:13.560 --> 0:46:14.440 fucking scary. 0:46:14.760 --> 0:46:17.400 But that was really really freaky. It was close. My 0:46:17.440 --> 0:46:20.040 life is in your hands, dude, I get it. But like, well, 0:46:20.239 --> 0:46:23.080 I will admit that it didn't have the like torque 0:46:23.080 --> 0:46:25.000 that I was hoping because I was driving a Tahoe, 0:46:25.640 --> 0:46:27.600 which I think is a V eight and I was like, 0:46:27.600 --> 0:46:31.080 all right, but I'm used to drive something that's turbo charged. 0:46:32.719 --> 0:46:34.080 I'm not talking about. 0:46:35.480 --> 0:46:38.319 Okay, it is. We're not used to driving a fast car, 0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:40.400 and then you go to drive a car that doesn't 0:46:40.440 --> 0:46:43.160 have the juice to get you there, it is terrifying. 0:46:43.200 --> 0:46:45.960 We'll get up and go. That was the situation. We 0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:48.160 both thought it was easy. We were trying to get there. Man, yeah, 0:46:48.400 --> 0:46:48.719 I know. 0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:50.920 I was like, go, go for it, and then it 0:46:51.000 --> 0:46:52.800 just became scary at the end because it didn't have 0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:53.600 enough little torque. 0:46:53.640 --> 0:46:55.920 I remember this was for my bachelor party that all 0:46:55.920 --> 0:46:59.080 the guys came out and it was super fun. But 0:46:59.120 --> 0:47:02.360 I remember the day that you guys got in, like, uh, 0:47:02.440 --> 0:47:04.480 it's supposed to take three hours, and it took the 0:47:04.480 --> 0:47:06.560 group like five and a half hour because you kept 0:47:06.600 --> 0:47:09.399 stopping places. And I was like calling, being like hey, 0:47:09.440 --> 0:47:11.279 you guys almost hear it, and they're like a few 0:47:11.280 --> 0:47:14.279 more hours. You stopped in a barbecue. 0:47:13.760 --> 0:47:16.440 And I'm like it wasn't even cool like that. It 0:47:16.480 --> 0:47:18.520 was like Taco John's. It was like fast food. 0:47:18.800 --> 0:47:20.560 Yeah, it was like yeah, and then you stopped that 0:47:20.600 --> 0:47:22.120 like gas station, Like we had to stop at a 0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:25.600 come and go. Yeah, okay, got the shirt. 0:47:25.760 --> 0:47:28.040 We got the shirt. Yeah. 0:47:28.800 --> 0:47:31.200 Wasn't there a place called like Big Dix or something. 0:47:31.200 --> 0:47:33.399 We all took like a picture with our pants off 0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:35.120 in front of it. We'll post it. 0:47:35.239 --> 0:47:38.360 Yeah, Big Dicks halfway in which was a which is 0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:41.960 a bar. Yeah, it's like you're halfway across the lake 0:47:42.080 --> 0:47:42.920 or something like that. 0:47:43.080 --> 0:47:44.520 We got to get a picture, dude, we got to 0:47:44.520 --> 0:47:45.200 feed the thread. 0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:46.000 Yeah. 0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:50.080 And that was it was me, you, Levano's and anybody 0:47:50.120 --> 0:47:51.920 and it was just the three of us. It was 0:47:51.920 --> 0:47:54.160 just us and we hadn't seen each other in forever. No, 0:47:54.239 --> 0:47:55.960 we were we were brown down, we were hanging out. 0:47:56.000 --> 0:47:59.800 It was like COVID was like today we die together. 0:48:00.360 --> 0:48:02.880 Oh yeah, no, it was super COVID times. That was 0:48:02.920 --> 0:48:04.839 the coolest part about the trip is like. 0:48:04.880 --> 0:48:06.640 And then we go there and for sure we were 0:48:06.719 --> 0:48:09.440 like everyone was like, oh, we're for sure getting COVID 0:48:09.480 --> 0:48:13.120 because we were at all these like out like these 0:48:13.320 --> 0:48:16.759 like party pools and like just talking to people like 0:48:16.800 --> 0:48:17.479 face to face. 0:48:17.680 --> 0:48:19.239 Oh yeah, I thought it was guaranteed. 0:48:19.360 --> 0:48:22.040 And then I guess we proved right then that COVID 0:48:22.200 --> 0:48:24.759 was a lie. That was when the proof occurred because 0:48:24.840 --> 0:48:26.719 none of us got COVID, So I think we had 0:48:26.800 --> 0:48:28.839 just figured it out. And this is my ted talk. 0:48:28.920 --> 0:48:33.120 I mean, Fauci proved it's gonna be your drop at 0:48:33.120 --> 0:48:34.640 the beginning of the episode. 0:48:34.560 --> 0:48:39.600 Yeah, I guess we figured it out that it wasn't real. Bam. 0:48:39.680 --> 0:48:42.200 I remember I had to go to a family thing 0:48:42.320 --> 0:48:44.920 right after, so I was just everywhere we were in public, 0:48:44.960 --> 0:48:47.359 I'm like, that's just back away and people come and 0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:48.719 be like, yo, what's up, And I'd be like a 0:48:49.719 --> 0:48:51.680 dodging this month, this month month. 0:48:51.760 --> 0:48:53.880 Yeah, but luckily none of us, none of us got COVID. 0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:56.000 It was it was, it was honestly, I was so 0:48:56.160 --> 0:48:58.839 hungover on that by it was. I had a three 0:48:58.920 --> 0:49:02.319 day hangover, which is ever happened before or since. And 0:49:02.480 --> 0:49:05.320 on that third day, I was like, I have COVID. 0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:08.560 There's no way that this is still a hangover, right 0:49:08.760 --> 0:49:12.080 right right, And I took tests and just the way, 0:49:12.320 --> 0:49:14.200 actually I didn't have COVID. That was just a three 0:49:14.280 --> 0:49:14.800 day hangover. 0:49:15.320 --> 0:49:17.480 I'm still gonna send it. I mean, that was. That 0:49:17.560 --> 0:49:18.160 was a big party. 0:49:18.160 --> 0:49:18.760 It was a blast. 0:49:18.800 --> 0:49:19.640 That was a big party. 0:49:20.040 --> 0:49:22.680 A lot of consumption, Adam nowhere, you'll get it this 0:49:22.719 --> 0:49:26.960 time yeah, Jesski's wrong. And then when we got out, 0:49:27.040 --> 0:49:29.880 when we talked about Missouri and we talked the ozarks, 0:49:30.000 --> 0:49:32.560 and everyone was like, how about all those snakes in 0:49:32.600 --> 0:49:35.399 the lake. And I was like, don't know what you're 0:49:35.400 --> 0:49:38.120 talking about. If I had known their snakes in that lake, 0:49:38.239 --> 0:49:39.840 I'd be like, I'm chilling. 0:49:39.920 --> 0:49:42.680 Well, you know, there's snakes in any lake. And I've 0:49:42.719 --> 0:49:44.839 never seen a snake in the lake and I've been 0:49:44.880 --> 0:49:46.799 there dozens of time, and my dad is like, no, 0:49:46.840 --> 0:49:48.440 there's not a ton of snakes. So I don't know 0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:50.759 what people were talking about. Maybe in certain areas. 0:49:50.480 --> 0:49:53.279 Multiple people talked about the snakes. Maybe it's around one band. 0:49:53.400 --> 0:49:55.239 I mean, the ozarks are humongous. 0:49:55.280 --> 0:49:57.759 Let's keep it real. Those snakes are scared of us. Right, 0:49:57.800 --> 0:49:59.840 you jump in the water, they're fucking running, right, ye, 0:50:00.040 --> 0:50:00.839 I mean they're like. 0:50:00.760 --> 0:50:02.520 There, do you think snakes can run? 0:50:02.880 --> 0:50:08.640 They're fucking gliding. 0:50:08.880 --> 0:50:09.080 Bro. 0:50:09.880 --> 0:50:13.920 There's sticks in any fresh water body of body of water. 0:50:14.080 --> 0:50:17.040 So anytime that you're in a river or a lake 0:50:17.239 --> 0:50:18.560 there are snakes and stuff. 0:50:18.560 --> 0:50:21.400 You think there's snakes, Yeah, without not when I'm there, 0:50:21.480 --> 0:50:21.960 did stop? 0:50:22.280 --> 0:50:24.840 Oh, really, that's crazy. 0:50:25.040 --> 0:50:28.480 It's crazy that we're talking about snakes. I don't want 0:50:28.520 --> 0:50:30.879 to hear that it's crazy we're talking about snakes when 0:50:30.880 --> 0:50:33.319 it was just Shark Week though, And I feel like 0:50:33.400 --> 0:50:36.000 our very first episode we ever did of this podcast 0:50:36.080 --> 0:50:38.560 was not off of the Shark Week. Did you guys 0:50:38.560 --> 0:50:40.680 tune in or what did you watch Shark Week? 0:50:41.080 --> 0:50:41.759 Didn't really know? 0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:44.480 I did not what the hell I thought we were 0:50:44.560 --> 0:50:47.120 Shark Blo did not, only because it shouldn't have been 0:50:47.360 --> 0:50:49.840 Jason Momo, it should have been us. So I was 0:50:49.880 --> 0:50:56.960 disappointed corporate overlord David Saslov and Discovery. 0:50:57.200 --> 0:50:57.480 Dude. 0:50:57.560 --> 0:50:59.480 It was kind of sick, though. Did you see they 0:50:59.480 --> 0:51:03.680 did that like whale carcass decoy and auto It was 0:51:03.719 --> 0:51:06.319 like dust and dust and dustin Yes, he was like 0:51:06.400 --> 0:51:08.640 in the belly of the whale while the sharks were 0:51:08.680 --> 0:51:10.560 like eating it and ship. Yeah, it was pretty cool. 0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:11.439 That was very tight. 0:51:11.719 --> 0:51:13.239 What the fuck are you talking about? 0:51:13.280 --> 0:51:16.880 They built this like fake dead whale, fake dead whale 0:51:16.920 --> 0:51:19.279 because I guess like if a whale just you know, 0:51:19.400 --> 0:51:22.400 dies in the ocean, it feeds like a lot of animals, 0:51:22.400 --> 0:51:24.759 they just come to it and like they get all 0:51:24.840 --> 0:51:28.000 hot and like they like explode and ship and like 0:51:28.120 --> 0:51:31.520 blood and guts go everywhere. It's fucking wild. So they 0:51:31.560 --> 0:51:32.880 tried to like recreate it. 0:51:33.080 --> 0:51:33.840 Gobble gobble. 0:51:33.960 --> 0:51:37.520 Yeah cool, but who knows? Who knows. After we did 0:51:37.560 --> 0:51:39.840 the the Shark Week, we kind of found out that 0:51:39.880 --> 0:51:42.680 they like sometimes they see GI sharks and ship it's 0:51:42.680 --> 0:51:46.080 a little Yeah. 0:51:45.120 --> 0:51:51.120 What g C GI any sharks CGI sharks. 0:51:51.239 --> 0:51:54.760 No they didn't, Yes they did, dude, Yes, in hours, 0:51:54.840 --> 0:51:57.880 Yes they did. Because when we went to that big hole, 0:51:58.320 --> 0:52:00.680 remember when we went like super far down, we went 0:52:00.719 --> 0:52:01.640 like one hundred feet down. 0:52:02.000 --> 0:52:04.040 They had us go like, oh I did you didn't. 0:52:05.520 --> 0:52:08.520 I didn't. I definitely didn't go at all, Adam, we 0:52:08.560 --> 0:52:09.160 went at them. 0:52:09.400 --> 0:52:10.959 You didn't go one hundred feet down? 0:52:11.320 --> 0:52:11.919 Yes, we did. 0:52:12.280 --> 0:52:14.439 No, they said we were supposed to go forty feet 0:52:14.480 --> 0:52:16.600 down and I kept going and then I looked back 0:52:16.640 --> 0:52:18.279 and everyone was mad at me that I went down 0:52:18.320 --> 0:52:18.640 too far. 0:52:18.760 --> 0:52:21.280 No, we were all down in that hole. What the fuck? 0:52:21.400 --> 0:52:23.680 I know, we were down in the hole, but uh, 0:52:23.719 --> 0:52:26.640 you did not go one hundred feet now, one. 0:52:26.640 --> 0:52:29.040 Hundred feet shorter than you think. But first of all, 0:52:29.719 --> 0:52:31.960 whatever we went down to, we were all down there 0:52:32.000 --> 0:52:32.520 in that hole. 0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:33.440 What did you see me? 0:52:33.560 --> 0:52:35.719 You were not further down than I was. 0:52:35.840 --> 0:52:38.000 I was I was because I turned around and looked 0:52:38.000 --> 0:52:39.600 back and everyone was mad at me that I went 0:52:39.640 --> 0:52:41.880 too far as I saw that big turtle. 0:52:42.600 --> 0:52:46.200 Yeah, we saw a turtle. We saw a turtle down there. Okay, okay, 0:52:46.239 --> 0:52:48.520 you guys got to see the turtle that's sick. Then 0:52:48.520 --> 0:52:50.480 they had us go, hey, so do a thing where 0:52:50.520 --> 0:52:52.480 you say, well, look over there, there's this there's a 0:52:52.640 --> 0:52:54.840 tiger shark. And we did that. We said that, and 0:52:54.880 --> 0:52:58.080 then later they see gi tiger sharks down in that hole. 0:52:58.120 --> 0:52:59.719 We did not see tiger sharks down there. 0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:00.440 Oh. 0:53:00.480 --> 0:53:03.080 I don't know if they cgied them. I think they did. 0:53:03.160 --> 0:53:04.760 I watched with my kids and they were like, whoa, 0:53:04.760 --> 0:53:07.120 that shark's closed, and I was like, there wasn't a 0:53:07.160 --> 0:53:07.560 shark there. 0:53:07.560 --> 0:53:10.080 If they ai the shark in there, bro, there were 0:53:10.160 --> 0:53:12.360 sharks down in that hole off in the distance. I 0:53:12.400 --> 0:53:13.719 don't know if they were a tiger or not. 0:53:13.960 --> 0:53:16.239 They were not tiger sharks they see. Yeah, you can 0:53:16.280 --> 0:53:16.920 go back and watch it. 0:53:17.000 --> 0:53:19.000 There's no I don't know if I think CG is 0:53:19.040 --> 0:53:21.480 the wrong terminology. I think they just used footage of 0:53:21.600 --> 0:53:24.200 tiger sharks, other footage that they might have had to 0:53:24.200 --> 0:53:27.360 make it. 0:53:26.560 --> 0:53:28.080 A little cutaways. I don't know. 0:53:28.239 --> 0:53:30.560 Sure, but I think they Yeah, they might have overlapped 0:53:30.560 --> 0:53:32.879 because I think they kept us in the frame. They 0:53:32.880 --> 0:53:34.440 put us in the frame with it, and I was like, 0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:36.160 that wasn't real yet. It could be some kind of 0:53:36.200 --> 0:53:36.560 a camp. 0:53:36.640 --> 0:53:38.719 I don't know, Jersey, you didn't even go that deep. 0:53:38.760 --> 0:53:40.560 Atom might have saw some ship brock. 0:53:41.600 --> 0:53:45.960 Yeah, I mean, yeah, what happened after you saw the turtle? 0:53:46.000 --> 0:53:46.799 That's what I want to know. 0:53:46.920 --> 0:53:49.040 Yeah, I mean we got to the turtle together, and 0:53:49.080 --> 0:53:50.680 then Adam of like went. 0:53:50.600 --> 0:53:53.560 Deeper his own adventure. 0:53:53.680 --> 0:53:55.840 I don't know, did you swim around that turtle? I 0:53:55.880 --> 0:53:58.000 went all the way. I was like, touched that turtle. 0:53:57.800 --> 0:53:58.239 Fucked it. 0:53:58.560 --> 0:54:00.600 Yeah, I rode. I rode the turtle for a half hour. 0:54:00.640 --> 0:54:03.279 I don't know what you were doing. And then like 0:54:03.560 --> 0:54:05.359 the the what is real? 0:54:05.480 --> 0:54:07.640 I just remember people being upset at me when we 0:54:07.680 --> 0:54:10.160 came back because we were not supposed to go. We 0:54:10.239 --> 0:54:12.520 are not certified to go one hundred feet. 0:54:12.600 --> 0:54:13.960 This is true, that's rye. 0:54:14.280 --> 0:54:16.640 We kept going, probably because like your ears and the 0:54:16.680 --> 0:54:17.880 pressure and shd huh. 0:54:17.960 --> 0:54:18.840 Yeah, the bends. 0:54:18.960 --> 0:54:21.560 I did not remember you there, but if you say 0:54:21.560 --> 0:54:23.200 that you were there, I believe he was holding your. 0:54:23.120 --> 0:54:26.120 Hands because remember we went down into the hole, and 0:54:26.160 --> 0:54:28.319 then in the hole there was like a tunnel we 0:54:28.360 --> 0:54:29.120 went into. 0:54:29.239 --> 0:54:32.160 Yeah, and then way further down was where that turtle was, right. 0:54:32.040 --> 0:54:33.880 And I wrote it for like it had to be 0:54:33.920 --> 0:54:34.480 two days. 0:54:35.080 --> 0:54:38.080 Oh all right, I believe your grandma. 0:54:38.200 --> 0:54:38.800 That's CGI. 0:54:39.120 --> 0:54:41.440 Any take backs, apologies and he epic slams. 0:54:41.520 --> 0:54:45.120 Dude, I cannot believe their fucking CGI is in sharks 0:54:45.160 --> 0:54:46.319 in shark week, man. 0:54:46.440 --> 0:54:49.800 I cannot believe that they totally did They didn't, they didn't. 0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:52.880 I'm sure they special effects of their tons of sharks. 0:54:52.920 --> 0:54:55.080 Don't act like there wasn't a ton of sharks. No, 0:54:55.200 --> 0:54:55.440 I know. 0:54:55.760 --> 0:54:58.560 That's the thing. It's they aid some sharks in there, bro. 0:54:58.760 --> 0:55:00.400 They aied tiger sharks. 0:55:00.440 --> 0:55:01.760 Dude, that's why we're on strike. 0:55:02.440 --> 0:55:05.400 This tiger sharks are fucking striking, dude. They're like, you 0:55:05.640 --> 0:55:08.879 use my likeness, bitch. The reef sharks were all real. 0:55:09.040 --> 0:55:11.719 They were everywhere in a way that was very uncomfortable. 0:55:11.840 --> 0:55:13.720 There was We saw tiger sharks. 0:55:13.880 --> 0:55:14.919 I know, we saw them. 0:55:15.040 --> 0:55:16.960 We tagged one. That shit was real. 0:55:17.200 --> 0:55:20.680 We only saw we were in the water with one twice, right, dude. 0:55:20.719 --> 0:55:22.680 That shit was scary. I never want to be in 0:55:22.680 --> 0:55:23.560 the water with one again. 0:55:23.640 --> 0:55:26.120 I don't know. I remember seeing a handful of tiger sharks. 0:55:26.120 --> 0:55:28.480 Wait, where the fuck was Blake? Blake, where were you 0:55:28.560 --> 0:55:30.920 doing all this? Weren't you there? Aren't you the the 0:55:31.640 --> 0:55:32.960 you can settle this dispute. 0:55:32.960 --> 0:55:35.040 No, Blake was too scared to dive. 0:55:35.360 --> 0:55:37.160 That's not true. I had a broken hand. 0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:38.879 Oh that's right, you had a broken hand. 0:55:39.040 --> 0:55:40.759 Oh he's on the injured. N We didn't see a 0:55:40.840 --> 0:55:43.640 handful of tiger sharks. We saw the one where we 0:55:43.640 --> 0:55:46.439 were like we were on the boat and they were like, okay, 0:55:46.480 --> 0:55:49.440 now get in with the tiger shark while we release it. Right. 0:55:50.000 --> 0:55:51.160 Scary as fuck? 0:55:51.480 --> 0:55:53.080 Yeah, like that that. 0:55:53.120 --> 0:55:55.439 Was like the most legit. Then we're there was when 0:55:55.480 --> 0:55:57.719 there was like, hey, there's one by the boat, get 0:55:57.719 --> 0:55:59.160 in there and go down there, and they're like, okay, 0:55:59.200 --> 0:56:01.160 don't if you see the shark, don't turn your back. 0:56:01.520 --> 0:56:03.440 Then we went to the surface and I kicked the 0:56:03.440 --> 0:56:04.640 ship out of that baby one. 0:56:05.400 --> 0:56:07.799 Right, You kicked the baby one in the hair and 0:56:07.840 --> 0:56:10.560 the baby shark like attacks DERs. That was nuts. 0:56:10.600 --> 0:56:12.080 And then they go get out of the boat, or 0:56:12.120 --> 0:56:13.520 get get on the boat. Get on the boat. Get 0:56:13.560 --> 0:56:15.920 on the boat and we all lose our minds get 0:56:16.000 --> 0:56:17.960 up there and they're like because lunch is ready, and 0:56:17.960 --> 0:56:23.960 we're like, I remember being like legit, like do not 0:56:24.120 --> 0:56:26.040 do that, do not do that. 0:56:26.120 --> 0:56:27.600 We got Jersey mics. 0:56:29.520 --> 0:56:31.960 To meal penalty if you don't eat right now, we 0:56:32.000 --> 0:56:32.759 can't afford it. 0:56:33.040 --> 0:56:35.719 We got c g I sharks in later. Fuck it, 0:56:36.000 --> 0:56:37.960 fuck it had new ship. 0:56:39.440 --> 0:56:42.520 Maybe we didn't see as many. We didn't see a 0:56:42.560 --> 0:56:44.239 handful of tiger sharks, but we. 0:56:44.360 --> 0:56:46.200 Oh, yeah, we saw enough to scare the ship out 0:56:46.239 --> 0:56:46.400 of me. 0:56:47.160 --> 0:56:50.319 And we saw bull sharks and reef sharks and that 0:56:50.400 --> 0:56:52.000 kind of thing. Yes, yes, it was. 0:56:52.120 --> 0:56:53.040 It was diarrhea. 0:56:53.160 --> 0:56:55.880 I think we were in the company of tiger sharks twice. 0:56:55.920 --> 0:56:58.640 Though I was terrible. It was so scary. I didn't 0:56:58.680 --> 0:57:02.000 like it wouldn't be Wow, I'm not a fan of 0:57:02.280 --> 0:57:03.040 really didn't. I. 0:57:03.040 --> 0:57:05.759 I really enjoyed doing Shark Week. I'd like, I'd like 0:57:05.800 --> 0:57:07.359 to go back and do it again. I think it's 0:57:07.360 --> 0:57:07.759 so fun. 0:57:07.800 --> 0:57:10.200 I find I would do it again just because I 0:57:10.200 --> 0:57:10.719 love you guys. 0:57:10.719 --> 0:57:13.040 I want to swim with a whale shark. Those things 0:57:13.120 --> 0:57:15.640 are coral, just because they're so big and they're not 0:57:15.640 --> 0:57:18.200 gonna eat me with those powers combined. Sign me up. 0:57:18.320 --> 0:57:21.600 And they got a big ass mouth. Dude, it's cool, dope. 0:57:21.920 --> 0:57:24.240 Yeah, I really want to see a hammerhead. I just 0:57:24.280 --> 0:57:26.800 think they're so cool looking and I've never seen one. 0:57:26.960 --> 0:57:29.640 They're so aggressive. I don't think you're supposed to be 0:57:29.680 --> 0:57:31.520 around them. I think they will bite the ship out 0:57:31.520 --> 0:57:31.680 of you. 0:57:32.040 --> 0:57:32.720 That is not true. 0:57:32.800 --> 0:57:35.760 Fucking hammers, dude, they're going to fucking knock your ass, 0:57:37.040 --> 0:57:38.360 not at them. 0:57:38.400 --> 0:57:40.919 Well, no, they just I mean sharks in general don't 0:57:41.000 --> 0:57:42.920 really want to bite humans. 0:57:43.000 --> 0:57:44.000 That Josie Boody. 0:57:44.800 --> 0:57:47.840 You've seen my ass, and obviously it's a great snack. 0:57:48.360 --> 0:57:51.080 I think if if they did want to bite humans, 0:57:51.200 --> 0:57:56.760 my ass is the perfect snack, right, It's their a 0:57:56.800 --> 0:58:00.720 bunch of crunches. It's a little butterface by Yeah, it's 0:58:00.720 --> 0:58:01.960 a butterfinger bite. 0:58:02.400 --> 0:58:04.760 And they go around the corner get a little junior mint. 0:58:05.120 --> 0:58:08.040 So they I don't think they they fuck with a 0:58:08.080 --> 0:58:10.360 live humans all that much. I think they have to be. 0:58:10.680 --> 0:58:13.320 They have to think that you're an injured match. 0:58:14.680 --> 0:58:16.440 And I was and I had a cast. That's why 0:58:16.440 --> 0:58:16.960 I didn't dive. 0:58:17.120 --> 0:58:19.000 So I feel like a hammerhead is going to have 0:58:19.040 --> 0:58:21.880 trouble like biting with that little hammer above on its nose. 0:58:21.960 --> 0:58:24.720 Right, that's not how it works. But okay, all right, 0:58:25.120 --> 0:58:26.080 I think they're doing fine. 0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:28.280 You take backs, apologies and epic slams. 0:58:28.400 --> 0:58:31.080 Hey, uh yeah, I'm sorry about making that assumption about 0:58:31.080 --> 0:58:32.440 a hammerheads, just straight up. 0:58:32.520 --> 0:58:34.560 That was my bad. They can still got big ass mouths, 0:58:34.560 --> 0:58:35.120 are scary. 0:58:35.400 --> 0:58:37.400 They don't look I would like to do a take 0:58:37.440 --> 0:58:39.880 back four onders. He said that Hook doesn't hold up, 0:58:39.920 --> 0:58:43.920 and he's wrong about that. That movie is don't take 0:58:44.320 --> 0:58:46.680 if you haven't seen Hook, tune in. 0:58:46.800 --> 0:58:49.080 I could do a take back for orders to go 0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:52.000 for it yourself out. I guess you don't have your 0:58:52.000 --> 0:58:52.560 own material. 0:58:52.880 --> 0:58:53.440 He's mine. 0:58:53.720 --> 0:58:56.560 Yeah, No, I'm just I'm sorry. I never bought candy 0:58:56.600 --> 0:58:58.640 of a movie theater. I don't have that experience. I 0:58:58.680 --> 0:58:59.600 denied my sort. 0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:01.320 Sorry I ever met. 0:59:01.160 --> 0:59:03.240 And I would like to uh. I would like to 0:59:03.480 --> 0:59:06.600 have an apology. I don't remember Durs diving that deep 0:59:06.640 --> 0:59:09.520 with me, but if he says he did, I believe him. 0:59:09.560 --> 0:59:11.560 I think we were probably both there. I just remember 0:59:11.560 --> 0:59:14.560 looking up and seeing the people like thirty forty feet 0:59:14.560 --> 0:59:16.800 above us, being like, what the fuck are you doing? Yes? 0:59:17.120 --> 0:59:19.560 Yes, because we were not supposed to go that far deep. 0:59:19.760 --> 0:59:21.280 But I think what's his name was right there. 0:59:21.280 --> 0:59:24.160 We just saw that turtle and just like kept diving 0:59:24.480 --> 0:59:26.600 because it is scary because you're just it's just pure 0:59:26.600 --> 0:59:30.040 blackness that you're going into. There's no bottom, my favorite one, 0:59:30.040 --> 0:59:32.760 can't see anything, and then you turn around and you're 0:59:32.760 --> 0:59:36.600 able to see people floating way above, and uh, it 0:59:36.640 --> 0:59:39.919 was it was pretty cool. I'n't been diving in a while. 0:59:39.920 --> 0:59:41.600 I'd like to get I think that one dude was 0:59:41.640 --> 0:59:43.880 down there with us. He was like, uh, you guys, 0:59:43.920 --> 0:59:46.080 we have to go because then you got to like 0:59:46.120 --> 0:59:48.720 fucking really go those levels up. 0:59:48.880 --> 0:59:50.480 And it just takes it just takes a while and 0:59:50.560 --> 0:59:51.720 you have to stop the bens. 0:59:51.840 --> 0:59:53.760 Wait. I just want to touch on this before we go, 0:59:53.800 --> 0:59:55.520 because I think it was the last episode where I 0:59:55.520 --> 0:59:58.000 said I was going to an undisclosed location. I went 0:59:58.040 --> 0:59:58.600 to Norway. 0:59:59.040 --> 0:59:59.880 Oh we're going to cover it. 1:00:00.040 --> 1:00:02.000 Oh yeah, let's talk about that next week. 1:00:02.480 --> 1:00:04.720 Yeah, another episode 1:00:06.600 --> 1:00:18.000 This, Yeah,