1
00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:10,280
Speaker 1: Oh hi, guys, UM, welcome to yet another episode of

2
00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:14,400
Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions. This is your girl, Mandy be and I'm Wheezy,

3
00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:18,479
Speaker 1: and we have a lot of new listeners. UM. I

4
00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,200
Speaker 1: don't want to call them idiots, because you obviously made

5
00:00:21,239 --> 00:00:25,280
Speaker 1: the right choice by subscribe it, but um, yeah, if

6
00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,280
Speaker 1: a lot of you guys are new, this is possibly

7
00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,760
Speaker 1: your second show ever listening to us if you haven't

8
00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:32,519
Speaker 1: gone back through the archive. Um, the first time you've

9
00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,559
Speaker 1: heard us, there was some foot fucking and pagan going on,

10
00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,880
Speaker 1: but this one may be more tame. If you guys

11
00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,840
Speaker 1: have not listened yet. We were on last week's episode

12
00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:44,879
Speaker 1: of Brilliant Idiots with Charlemagne and Andrew Schultz and Wax. Um.

13
00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,880
Speaker 1: If you haven't listened to it, it's called spank Me Daddy.

14
00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,199
Speaker 1: Somebody sent my mother the video of me doing a

15
00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,320
Speaker 1: foot job on Andrew, So if you haven't listened to

16
00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,880
Speaker 1: the episode or watched the clip, I demonstrated a foot

17
00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,320
Speaker 1: job on a water bottle on Andrew's groin, And I

18
00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,400
Speaker 1: do want to I do want to let y'all knowe

19
00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,679
Speaker 1: Andrew is as tall as he looks in that picture

20
00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:08,800
Speaker 1: with us. UM, he's definitely a tall, fine little specimen.

21
00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,360
Speaker 1: Can I tell you, I am like, I really don't

22
00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:15,399
Speaker 1: want to be disrespectful, but Charlottagne was hottest, you know what.

23
00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm just not gonna lie. Charlemagne was so much cooler

24
00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,920
Speaker 1: and nicer and he was awesome, Like I didn't expect

25
00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,680
Speaker 1: for him to be as chill. Like I'm telling you why.

26
00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,800
Speaker 1: I think we didn't think that so at Their Lives

27
00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,680
Speaker 1: show when we raised our hand and said we were sluts,

28
00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:34,040
Speaker 1: and he was like, just trister Walker, you'll get ads

29
00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,559
Speaker 1: like it was so shady, but like, oh my god,

30
00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,520
Speaker 1: he was. I don't know, maybe I saw that I

31
00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,080
Speaker 1: never pictured to me because you know, you listen to

32
00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,640
Speaker 1: a voice for so long, you know when I was

33
00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,440
Speaker 1: driving back in Florida, listen every morning, and you're used

34
00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,839
Speaker 1: to this voice in this person, and it's like, maybe

35
00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,720
Speaker 1: now that the picture of his wife also came out,

36
00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,560
Speaker 1: maybe that's why it's a total package. I was like,

37
00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,400
Speaker 1: I damn well. So we we were trying to say

38
00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:57,120
Speaker 1: a lot on the show to like what our show is,

39
00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,040
Speaker 1: what it's about, um, and clearly just segued into a

40
00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,760
Speaker 1: fucking mad conversations and match it a lot of the

41
00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,600
Speaker 1: new listeners have been in our comments saying a lot

42
00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,360
Speaker 1: of things, UM, and I guess a lot of good feedback,

43
00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,639
Speaker 1: like a lot of the big you said it was

44
00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,400
Speaker 1: your favorite episode you've ever heard. What we wanted to

45
00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,240
Speaker 1: do today was kind of like just reintroduce ourselves to you.

46
00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,760
Speaker 1: Even if you're a listener from before that maybe it

47
00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,760
Speaker 1: needs a little refresher. I want to talk about how

48
00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:23,120
Speaker 1: we know each other. Um, we met each other probably

49
00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,920
Speaker 1: about so we got to fight, and that was the

50
00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:26,640
Speaker 1: first time we ever saw each other. We was fighting

51
00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:28,919
Speaker 1: in the club. Mandy loves to throw out that she

52
00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:35,720
Speaker 1: pulled my post. I you didn't beat my ass. You

53
00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:39,000
Speaker 1: didn't kind of beat I pretty much beat her as

54
00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,080
Speaker 1: I pretty much beat her ask. But anyway, it's pretty

55
00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:44,919
Speaker 1: much beat my as just a ponytail. Anyway. This is

56
00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:46,720
Speaker 1: why don't wear wigs, because even if you whoop with

57
00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,079
Speaker 1: somebody's ass and they have your wig in a hand,

58
00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,280
Speaker 1: bitch if you take the egg over. But we went

59
00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,160
Speaker 1: on a five year hiatus um from our friendship and

60
00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:57,560
Speaker 1: came back as we both um came to New York

61
00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,600
Speaker 1: and since then, UM, we've had the cash. And it's

62
00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,120
Speaker 1: crazy because one of the one of the people in

63
00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,880
Speaker 1: the comments today, and I do want to sit here

64
00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,800
Speaker 1: maybe touch on this. What our show is is a

65
00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:13,720
Speaker 1: conversation well discussed kinks. We are trying to normalize things

66
00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:17,240
Speaker 1: that maybe you weren't you know, talk growing up in

67
00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,880
Speaker 1: your household, or maybe you don't discuss with your partner

68
00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,720
Speaker 1: or your friends because it's taboo. Um. And it's crazy

69
00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,440
Speaker 1: because one of the followers, um and I assume they're

70
00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:29,400
Speaker 1: from Brilliant Idiots, left a message and was like, um, yeah,

71
00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,280
Speaker 1: they were just pretty much trying to normalize kinks and

72
00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,000
Speaker 1: make it seem like all things were normal, Like they

73
00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,520
Speaker 1: acted like fucking kids was okay and pedophilia was okay.

74
00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,960
Speaker 1: And I was just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I

75
00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,160
Speaker 1: do want to sit here and say we are well

76
00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:47,200
Speaker 1: aware of the line drawn between even mental illness as

77
00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:51,400
Speaker 1: it pertains to kinks and the enjoyment that people get

78
00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,240
Speaker 1: because of the things like things like that to me

79
00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,320
Speaker 1: are perversion, yes, but I also know that someone has

80
00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,760
Speaker 1: thought that about me. Just because I want to wear

81
00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,160
Speaker 1: can call and have a leash around my neck, that's right.

82
00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:06,440
Speaker 1: And in one of our episodes talked about it, and

83
00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,880
Speaker 1: and just because I want things like that doesn't mean

84
00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,400
Speaker 1: that I'm fucking perverted or them crazy. There's a whole

85
00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:14,680
Speaker 1: community of people like me and it's not illegal to

86
00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,239
Speaker 1: do this, not hurting anyone. I'm in a safe space.

87
00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,760
Speaker 1: And um yeah, maybe the word normal was too much

88
00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,880
Speaker 1: for you all, but we don't like to say that

89
00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:29,200
Speaker 1: anything is weird or they were that was okay for you, right,

90
00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,640
Speaker 1: And it's funny because I do want to say to

91
00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:35,000
Speaker 1: to a lot of the new listeners me and Wheezy,

92
00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,760
Speaker 1: Unfortunately you cannot pay for us. We are not here.

93
00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:41,000
Speaker 1: We do not work in the sex industry that I

94
00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:45,800
Speaker 1: have been getting flooded d M men who want to

95
00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:49,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know if yall know what we do,

96
00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,880
Speaker 1: but so so Mandy and I when we got together,

97
00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,520
Speaker 1: right for this podcast, we moved to New York for

98
00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,200
Speaker 1: work and work in the tech industry, and we got

99
00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,440
Speaker 1: together and pretty much figured out that we still do

100
00:04:58,480 --> 00:04:59,840
Speaker 1: the same hole ship that he was doing when we

101
00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:04,919
Speaker 1: were It's not kids, but you know, you know, okay,

102
00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:11,599
Speaker 1: above sixteen, you know, so you know, and and we're

103
00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,440
Speaker 1: adults now. It's it's ten years later, and we were

104
00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,880
Speaker 1: moving forward in our careers. But somehow like we still

105
00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,800
Speaker 1: be right. Well, so yeah, that's how we got together.

106
00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,279
Speaker 1: And no, we're not in the sex industry. We we

107
00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,800
Speaker 1: just like to be these quote unquote average women that

108
00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:28,960
Speaker 1: can talk about ship because it's not a porn star

109
00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,720
Speaker 1: or a stripper that wants to get gang banged. So

110
00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:34,760
Speaker 1: a lot of our listeners teachers like that ship. Maybe

111
00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,400
Speaker 1: it's the one sex party and a lot of the

112
00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:40,279
Speaker 1: listeners UM side eyed, Um andrew and something he said,

113
00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:41,839
Speaker 1: and I wanted to bring it up because it was

114
00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:46,200
Speaker 1: actually probably the only part of the interview that I

115
00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,000
Speaker 1: didn't um really agree with him, and I don't think

116
00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,839
Speaker 1: just because of the atmosphere, I had a chance to

117
00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,320
Speaker 1: break it down or explain. So one of the things

118
00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:56,200
Speaker 1: that he said, Um, and I'll insert the clips so

119
00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:59,040
Speaker 1: that you guys can hear it. Um actually, let me

120
00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,600
Speaker 1: go ahead. Check it out. Let go ahead and play

121
00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,880
Speaker 1: the clip now familiar with They called swinging, which we've

122
00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,320
Speaker 1: also discussed. Swinging, whether it's at a sex club or

123
00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,800
Speaker 1: whether you find another couple. There's like the couple swapping thing. Yeah,

124
00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,359
Speaker 1: but that's the that's people that are damaged sexually or

125
00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:18,159
Speaker 1: maybe I'll tell you I'll be honest, Well, I have

126
00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:22,400
Speaker 1: a theory on that man, those like um consent parties

127
00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,200
Speaker 1: where like you gotta ask to touch their arm, at

128
00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:26,840
Speaker 1: touch their knee, as to touch their hair like that,

129
00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,400
Speaker 1: and then you have sexul those people. But I think

130
00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,520
Speaker 1: what it is is these are people who have experienced

131
00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,240
Speaker 1: sexual trauma, right and what let me just get it

132
00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,840
Speaker 1: out there, people who experienced sexual trauma, and what they're

133
00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:38,680
Speaker 1: trying to do is belittle the act of sex. So

134
00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,240
Speaker 1: it belittle the trauma they experience in their past. So

135
00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,520
Speaker 1: for example, they got raped and they're like, yo, but

136
00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,000
Speaker 1: if sex are just frivolous and it means nothing, then

137
00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,400
Speaker 1: the rape that I experience also means nothing. I think

138
00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,080
Speaker 1: it's their way of dealing with that. So I've never

139
00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,800
Speaker 1: had sexual trauma and I only have things like that

140
00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:55,039
Speaker 1: just to meet people that are like me. And the

141
00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,240
Speaker 1: consent part is to make sure that just because I

142
00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,640
Speaker 1: go to a sex party doesn't mean I want to

143
00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:04,200
Speaker 1: suck everybody in there. Okay. So basically what he did

144
00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:08,799
Speaker 1: was say that kinks um and that was actually pertaining

145
00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,840
Speaker 1: to us talking about swinging. He said that they pertain

146
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,360
Speaker 1: um that people who are into these kinks are into

147
00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,160
Speaker 1: swinging or has some kind of sexual trauma, trauma that

148
00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:20,840
Speaker 1: making sex frivolous. I think he said, yeah, or like

149
00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,160
Speaker 1: where we don't attach emotions, it's because we've gone through

150
00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,000
Speaker 1: that help trauma through that. I do want to sit

151
00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,880
Speaker 1: here and say to our listeners, UM, I have not

152
00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:31,520
Speaker 1: experienced sexual trauma as a child. Um. Within the last year,

153
00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:35,480
Speaker 1: I unfortunately did when um experience a sexual assault on

154
00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,840
Speaker 1: a subway up here in New York. But that has

155
00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,120
Speaker 1: nothing to do because bitch I pegged a nigga a

156
00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,960
Speaker 1: long time ago. So um, and and even what I've

157
00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,320
Speaker 1: been with some traumatic niggas. I'll tell you that I've

158
00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,679
Speaker 1: been with some niggas that that was some fucking trauma,

159
00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,800
Speaker 1: but not sexually as though, unless you consider a small

160
00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:57,520
Speaker 1: dick traumatic, that is pretty traumatic actual and not even

161
00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,440
Speaker 1: a small dick. I'd have been with a broken nigga.

162
00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:03,080
Speaker 1: That was trauma. What the fuck? That is some trauma? Um,

163
00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,720
Speaker 1: But now I just want to go. I just wanted

164
00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,000
Speaker 1: to bring up that a lot of um, these things

165
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,920
Speaker 1: that you may enjoy in the bedroom, whether it be

166
00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,160
Speaker 1: pegging or golden showers or weally said she wanted to

167
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,720
Speaker 1: get drowned while having sex. Oh my god, you try

168
00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,440
Speaker 1: to bring that shirt off. We got a new listen,

169
00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,560
Speaker 1: we wants to get a dress. Let them go back

170
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,400
Speaker 1: in there all time home. Should we bring up the

171
00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,280
Speaker 1: gay porn star? Here we go with this bro. He

172
00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,040
Speaker 1: was not a gay porn star. He was a model

173
00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,200
Speaker 1: that did gay porn. Once fuck you and I found

174
00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:34,800
Speaker 1: out after we fucked, can you kiss my motherfucking asked, well, anyways,

175
00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,679
Speaker 1: he would love to eat it? I'm sure. Actually I

176
00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,000
Speaker 1: think did I eat his ass? I can't remember, but

177
00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,559
Speaker 1: we had a lot of knife kinky ship. But basically

178
00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:44,800
Speaker 1: we what we want to do is kind of normalize

179
00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:49,320
Speaker 1: sexual activities, so to speak. And I do want to

180
00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,760
Speaker 1: say that a lot of you brilliant idiots, y'all, some

181
00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:56,959
Speaker 1: nasty motherfucker's hold on, bitch, y'all go through y'all. This

182
00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,120
Speaker 1: one guy said, Hey, I sent this to your co

183
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:03,280
Speaker 1: host to he won us to join into a sex orgy.

184
00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:04,840
Speaker 1: You know what, do you know what I did today?

185
00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,160
Speaker 1: And this is not even like to pipe myself up.

186
00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,560
Speaker 1: After I got this message, I thought, you know what,

187
00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,920
Speaker 1: I want to have an Instagram And everybody wrote me like,

188
00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:13,920
Speaker 1: why are you requesting me with your real name? I

189
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,920
Speaker 1: just want to Instagram just from my family and my friends,

190
00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,440
Speaker 1: because this is what I got. I been wanting to

191
00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,480
Speaker 1: get pegged, don't know where anyone to do it to me?

192
00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,400
Speaker 1: Would you and your podcast partner please peg me? Pray

193
00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:29,520
Speaker 1: your hands also, sure you get asked a lot, so honestly,

194
00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:32,120
Speaker 1: the foot dudes, you know, one dude wrote me he

195
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,719
Speaker 1: was like, you kept saying to freak you out, but

196
00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,760
Speaker 1: there you go putting your feet on his dick. I

197
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:40,080
Speaker 1: have literally had d m s on both my Twitter,

198
00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:44,079
Speaker 1: my Instagram, and our Horrible Decisions page of men coming

199
00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:47,720
Speaker 1: out the closet to us, of men wanting to be pegged,

200
00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,440
Speaker 1: of men saying that they appreciate our openness and that

201
00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:55,199
Speaker 1: they wish. What I want to say, gentlemen, is that

202
00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,840
Speaker 1: there are more women out there like me. I posted

203
00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,199
Speaker 1: one of the questions and a bit hot up in

204
00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,400
Speaker 1: the dams and was like, girl, what's his that name?

205
00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,439
Speaker 1: I'll peg them. So I want to let you guys

206
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,960
Speaker 1: know that we're not aliens, were not unicorns. There are

207
00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,760
Speaker 1: women out there that are like us. Read me that

208
00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:16,199
Speaker 1: bottom comment. This bottom comment says, I love your feet.

209
00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:23,680
Speaker 1: What I know, I wish I could suck those. I mean,

210
00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:28,280
Speaker 1: you know, I just want to say I appreciate so much, Um,

211
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,640
Speaker 1: and thank you so much Charlemagne and Andrew for giving

212
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:34,720
Speaker 1: us um the opportunity to get in front of to

213
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,320
Speaker 1: use your platform and open up the ideas and conversations.

214
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,720
Speaker 1: And I tried to have the idea of a threesome.

215
00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,600
Speaker 1: An nobody in the room was getting it at all

216
00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:45,439
Speaker 1: the moment because I was really inviting myself in on

217
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,480
Speaker 1: that were you of the three men or there was

218
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,240
Speaker 1: really like five men in the room. So what would

219
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:54,480
Speaker 1: you like a threesome with Andrew and Wax? So let

220
00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,600
Speaker 1: me start and his wife. I did have a little

221
00:10:56,640 --> 00:11:00,600
Speaker 1: crush on Andrew from back in the day, um and like,

222
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,959
Speaker 1: but I got over it. Right. It was when I

223
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,719
Speaker 1: first started listening to Brilli An Idiots two years like

224
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,040
Speaker 1: I was currently laughing and I got over it. But

225
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,320
Speaker 1: like when when the picture of Charlottagne's wife came out

226
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,760
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, and then meeting him and really

227
00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,719
Speaker 1: and I realizing he was cute. I was throwing on

228
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:17,200
Speaker 1: the table and Charlogne and just bring it up, go

229
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,760
Speaker 1: home and just bring it up, because I'll be a

230
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,000
Speaker 1: great unicorn. And you know I'm not a guest star.

231
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:25,559
Speaker 1: On threesomes. That's not my vibe. But like I'm in oh,

232
00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:29,640
Speaker 1: oh my god, sorry, so you want the opportunity comes

233
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,959
Speaker 1: to those who created. And I was trying to get

234
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,199
Speaker 1: in that bitch, and he was just like, yeah, I'll

235
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,959
Speaker 1: let you know. Like, why's you both come? No cameras?

236
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,839
Speaker 1: I'll sign an NBA my nigga. His wife is cute

237
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:45,280
Speaker 1: as also, Wax for someone who always covers his face

238
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,880
Speaker 1: way cute in person. I mean, yeah, Wax to me

239
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,680
Speaker 1: just reminded me of a straight Jacksonville Duval little for

240
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,280
Speaker 1: something y'all didn't hear. We've all been like, we've been

241
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,760
Speaker 1: talking to Wax for a while, maybe right at the

242
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,599
Speaker 1: past year, chit chatting back and forth on instant and

243
00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:00,840
Speaker 1: so before the show started we were in the lobby

244
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:04,400
Speaker 1: for about forty five minutes talking about Wax. This nigga said,

245
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,040
Speaker 1: you know, if y'all ever needed because he talks about

246
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,760
Speaker 1: how condoms were expensive, y'all ever need to get some condoms,

247
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,400
Speaker 1: hit me up because I get the condoms, you know

248
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,880
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, from the same nigga I get my

249
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:17,080
Speaker 1: TVs from. Excuse me. I was like, why do you

250
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:22,120
Speaker 1: have a plug for condoms and TVs and it's the

251
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,520
Speaker 1: same plug. I'm sitting here thinking wax was sponsored by

252
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,079
Speaker 1: Magnum or something like I got because we asked for

253
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:33,480
Speaker 1: free condoms Fresh Shot. I got you all Man condoms

254
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,319
Speaker 1: from the same day I get the TVs from like them,

255
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,720
Speaker 1: ship's expired, its full. I don't want to use them,

256
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,040
Speaker 1: but we might have a safer bet with the NYC condom.

257
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,320
Speaker 1: But that ship. I don't know if I want condoms

258
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,240
Speaker 1: from a scammer. I don't know. I just don't know

259
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,040
Speaker 1: how that. I was just saying on Instagram last night.

260
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,160
Speaker 1: Anytime I went to the dentist and like when she

261
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,920
Speaker 1: put her hand by my mouth and I smelled the latex,

262
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,320
Speaker 1: I was like, who's sucking in here? Like anytime I smelled?

263
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:59,120
Speaker 1: Do you know what I will say? It's so odd

264
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:03,080
Speaker 1: the I've said so much that I hate Magnums in

265
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,880
Speaker 1: their taste because I literally swah, it tastes better than pregnancy.

266
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,880
Speaker 1: That ship tastes better parenthood, that six hour wait, That

267
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,400
Speaker 1: ship tastes better than five hundred dollars. That ship tastes

268
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,000
Speaker 1: better than a pt O day where I'm like, I'm

269
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,160
Speaker 1: not feeling good. And then the next day. You gotta

270
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:21,360
Speaker 1: you know what I'm telling, Like, you got a whole lot.

271
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,520
Speaker 1: So in high school I drove a few people to

272
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:28,600
Speaker 1: abortions like safe and I have a lot of experience

273
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,880
Speaker 1: and a lot be abortion waging. And that ship is scressful,

274
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,840
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I don't even smoke cigarettes,

275
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,400
Speaker 1: but I was needing to go outside to get a breath.

276
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,400
Speaker 1: And every time you go outside there's some fucking Jesus

277
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,959
Speaker 1: freak like and you like, up, are you gonna take

278
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:44,480
Speaker 1: these god dead kids? Right? Um? So, if you guys

279
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,680
Speaker 1: are tuning in for the first time, something that we

280
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,160
Speaker 1: like to do and that we've introduced back into the

281
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:54,600
Speaker 1: show is vanilla shit, um girl, but this one is crazy.

282
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:58,400
Speaker 1: So Vanilla Ship basically we like to bring up an article. Yes, bitch,

283
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,760
Speaker 1: hold on, don't say nothing yet. What we what we like,

284
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,520
Speaker 1: what we like to do in vanilla ship is bring

285
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,960
Speaker 1: up something current event topic wise that has to do

286
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:09,800
Speaker 1: with sex or relationships or something that I found this

287
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,679
Speaker 1: one listen bit after we didn't had a full room

288
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:16,760
Speaker 1: of hyper masculinity. I was like, oh this this ovic um. So,

289
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,640
Speaker 1: this one is actually from a j C dot com

290
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:23,480
Speaker 1: and it's sad um basically in Alabama. I was having

291
00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,120
Speaker 1: a good time. I mean, no, but this is just

292
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,000
Speaker 1: this is cool. I mean, I don't know how we

293
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,400
Speaker 1: can make light of it. This is gonna be kind

294
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:32,920
Speaker 1: of serious. I'm I'm upset and they're so I thought

295
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,320
Speaker 1: of people listen, so it says, um so, guys, the

296
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:40,520
Speaker 1: title of this is that a dad had girlfriend raped

297
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:44,040
Speaker 1: son with autism because he thought the boy was gay.

298
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:47,000
Speaker 1: So an Alabama man and his girlfriend had been convicted

299
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,960
Speaker 1: of raping the man's a eleven year old son because

300
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,240
Speaker 1: he thought the boy might be gay. I'm gonna put

301
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:56,160
Speaker 1: his name, motherfucking out there. Sean Brandon Cole and Cadija Moore,

302
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,840
Speaker 1: both of humps Huntsville, were both convicted today have rapes

303
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,600
Speaker 1: of me and sexual abuse um more, who failed to

304
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:08,160
Speaker 1: show up for the trial. Sodomy. Yeah, sodomy is actually gay.

305
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,640
Speaker 1: It's like, well, that's what I'm saying. So how did

306
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:12,360
Speaker 1: they do that to him? Well, I don't know. Did

307
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,200
Speaker 1: they make him sunk her in the ass. It's not gay,

308
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,040
Speaker 1: it's well no, it's anals So I don't know. Maybe

309
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:20,760
Speaker 1: he made way. I don't know. I didn't even think

310
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,880
Speaker 1: of that in sodomy. Um More raped and sodomized the

311
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,000
Speaker 1: boy and said that Cole made the boy perform sex

312
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,720
Speaker 1: X on her. It was solely that he was worried

313
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,840
Speaker 1: that his son was gay or might become gay. Mind you,

314
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,760
Speaker 1: he's autistics, So okay, sodomy. I'm sorry we were we

315
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,280
Speaker 1: were incorrect. I thought sodomy. Sodomy was anal but it

316
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,760
Speaker 1: includes oral sex and best reality, there's a law that

317
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:45,560
Speaker 1: defines certain sexual access crime um, those that are unnatural

318
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:49,240
Speaker 1: and immoral. Um. So the couple has been arrested. I

319
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,120
Speaker 1: kind of wanted to bring this up because um and

320
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,800
Speaker 1: and Alex. I have a question for you, actually, because

321
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,880
Speaker 1: I've talked about this with some of my guy friends.

322
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,280
Speaker 1: If you were to have a son, because none of

323
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,400
Speaker 1: us have kids right out, would you have a problem

324
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,600
Speaker 1: if your son was gay like or how do you

325
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,240
Speaker 1: feel about that? Or do you have friends that would

326
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,160
Speaker 1: have or you know, have you had that conversation with

327
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,520
Speaker 1: your guy friends. Well it's hard because I don't have

328
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,320
Speaker 1: a kid either, but I wouldn't have a problem how

329
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,760
Speaker 1: they came out. Yeah, me neither, and but I have

330
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:17,960
Speaker 1: had I've had conversations where there's been men like we

331
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,400
Speaker 1: had the conversation with what cold on? I want to

332
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,240
Speaker 1: stop you first, Can you check them minute more? Because

333
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,640
Speaker 1: I want you to believe this name. A mutual friend

334
00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,320
Speaker 1: of ours told me that her son came out to

335
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,920
Speaker 1: her as gay, not gay, excuse me, bisexual. Oh wow,

336
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:35,000
Speaker 1: he's like eleven. And she said that, um oh wow,

337
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,040
Speaker 1: she's the ship bro. She was like, girl, I was

338
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,240
Speaker 1: looking at him in the car like that's it, like

339
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,240
Speaker 1: she said, she said he the way he came out

340
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,080
Speaker 1: was like, mom, you knew, And she was like, I

341
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,640
Speaker 1: mean no, I didn't, but like that's it, like, and

342
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,120
Speaker 1: I love the way she said it and how open

343
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,920
Speaker 1: she was about it. She said the school contacted her

344
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,640
Speaker 1: because he told someone at school. The school contacted her

345
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,400
Speaker 1: contact parents well, to let her know if they need anything,

346
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,840
Speaker 1: any kind of guidance, counseling, kind of help with this.

347
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure that he's treated well. And um,

348
00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:05,720
Speaker 1: I was so happy for her, and she was like, girl,

349
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,720
Speaker 1: I'm so glad, like and I told her, like, you know,

350
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,119
Speaker 1: lucky he is to be able to come to you

351
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,000
Speaker 1: and tell him that, like you're sitting here like whatever, nigga,

352
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,520
Speaker 1: Like I I was so proud of her, not that

353
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,800
Speaker 1: I didn't know she was already a dope, She's just

354
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,679
Speaker 1: it made me feel so good because can you imagine

355
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,879
Speaker 1: the stress on a fucking kid, a black one, a

356
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,879
Speaker 1: male one, to fucking then say that it must already

357
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,080
Speaker 1: be hard being a black kid in school one to you,

358
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,680
Speaker 1: you know the fact that he could come out as

359
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,000
Speaker 1: bisexual at a at a ten or eleven, twelve and

360
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,680
Speaker 1: know that Listen, I like boys and girls, Mommy, it's

361
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,600
Speaker 1: crazy because to me, I'm just not sure what you're

362
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,960
Speaker 1: looking at as a kid. You're like learning yourself and

363
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,520
Speaker 1: you know, and if you listen, if you talk to

364
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,480
Speaker 1: a lot of people, they don't believe that. You know,

365
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,800
Speaker 1: they believe you're born that where they don't believe by

366
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,920
Speaker 1: sexuality as men. And so to me, it's funny because

367
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,560
Speaker 1: I was thinking about, okay, me having a child, clearly

368
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,160
Speaker 1: I would be okay with it, But my son gonna

369
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,600
Speaker 1: play sports, So I just gotta I need more gay

370
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,720
Speaker 1: athletes to come out so that when my son gets

371
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,639
Speaker 1: old enough to play, that it's accepted and he doesn't

372
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,280
Speaker 1: have to go through the trauma of hiding his sexual

373
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,159
Speaker 1: Talk about my sexual ship with my mom on her

374
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,560
Speaker 1: episode no kind of I don't know. So my mom

375
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,320
Speaker 1: told me recently, maybe last year or two, that she

376
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,040
Speaker 1: didn't really realize it. My first kiss was a girl,

377
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,680
Speaker 1: My first time having sex was a girl, Like hunting

378
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:23,000
Speaker 1: and all that I used to hunch on my first teachers.

379
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,520
Speaker 1: My mom told me that I was very possessive of

380
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,960
Speaker 1: my younger friends. She's like, in a way that wasn't

381
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,399
Speaker 1: like a jealousy thing. It was like I want to

382
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,920
Speaker 1: be with her, not my younger from my female friends. Sorry,

383
00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:36,240
Speaker 1: she said, I have had a weird possessiveness that she

384
00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:39,040
Speaker 1: thought was that. And she was like, hey, you know

385
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,800
Speaker 1: you were cheerleading. I had no idea, well should I

386
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,960
Speaker 1: was on the basketball team, but you know everyone else

387
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,280
Speaker 1: was like they all just thought I was sucking all

388
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,560
Speaker 1: the guys on the basketball team, because no, I wasn't

389
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:57,680
Speaker 1: sucking guys on basketball teams. You're guys on the NBA teams.

390
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,760
Speaker 1: Why did you do the cheer this? You did the

391
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,960
Speaker 1: cheerleader motion? But yeah, I don't know. Um, but Alex,

392
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,280
Speaker 1: has that been a conversation with you and your male

393
00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:11,199
Speaker 1: friends about what you would want from your son. Unfortunately,

394
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:18,560
Speaker 1: we're immature enough to make fun of one of my

395
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:24,360
Speaker 1: friend's son who's a little soft. Oh no, the soft conversation,

396
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:30,159
Speaker 1: Like he my friend boxes, but and he's trying to

397
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:34,959
Speaker 1: get his son into boxing in the kitchen and like

398
00:19:36,359 --> 00:19:39,760
Speaker 1: and so it was like we bust his chops a

399
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,240
Speaker 1: little bit. But other than that, we don't really see.

400
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,040
Speaker 1: I think that that's what it makes it worse when

401
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:48,239
Speaker 1: you have your friends like it's it's so funny how

402
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,080
Speaker 1: everything comes back to social and essentially what your friends think,

403
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,760
Speaker 1: because I think that that's what a lot of men

404
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,480
Speaker 1: have problems with. Like we were talking to Wax, and

405
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,600
Speaker 1: Wax was like, I'm a man who likes bitches. I

406
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,760
Speaker 1: want my son to like bitches. I want my son

407
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,400
Speaker 1: to be just like me. And so just this kind

408
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, and it's it's just crazy. Sign interrupt you.

409
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,520
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring up a documentary I watched on

410
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,480
Speaker 1: Netflix that I really liked, Go ahead and Share a Girl.

411
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,959
Speaker 1: So I don't know if they still have it on there,

412
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,360
Speaker 1: but if you can order for two bucks or something

413
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:16,959
Speaker 1: by it's called for the Bible tells meself. The opening

414
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:21,160
Speaker 1: credits is this woman preaching about how homosexuality is wrong

415
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,960
Speaker 1: and blah blah, blah. And suddenly she gets a pie

416
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,000
Speaker 1: to her face. It's a real clip and this is

417
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,320
Speaker 1: like the seventies, and she's like crying and starts praying

418
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,760
Speaker 1: and he's like, fuck yo, blah blah blah. And so

419
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,320
Speaker 1: they go through this thing where religion forced people to

420
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,560
Speaker 1: give this idea that homosexuality is wrong, even though we

421
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,679
Speaker 1: see it in animals and and all that ship. And

422
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,840
Speaker 1: so there's this woman that goes on. She's now a

423
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 1: spokesman against parents or to help parents deal with their

424
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:50,000
Speaker 1: gay children, because her daughter killed herself. Oh wow, And

425
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,800
Speaker 1: I hope I'm saying it right. In the suicide letter

426
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 1: mentioned you sound kind of out of breath right now.

427
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 1: That was a quick hop, skip and a jump and

428
00:20:56,280 --> 00:21:00,639
Speaker 1: you all out of breathness. I'll work out her goddamn day.

429
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you gotta workout clothes and didn't do

430
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 1: no workoutand X that's fine, un to run and go

431
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,360
Speaker 1: get a tissue, Okay, but yeah, no, that sounds great.

432
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 1: Orbit turning tune in the mood. Imagine, if you like,

433
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,399
Speaker 1: imagine if your kid killed himself and felt that way,

434
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,960
Speaker 1: Imagine how horrible it must feel. And I think a

435
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 1: lot of people don't understand this with gays, and I

436
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 1: want to just put this in your fucking head. And if,

437
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,919
Speaker 1: by the way, is that all of this makes you

438
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,679
Speaker 1: uncomfortable and this may might not be the podcast for you,

439
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk openly about like that, and sorry, you

440
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,800
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I'm gonna talk about how I

441
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 1: eat pussy, and I'm gonna also say it's okay but

442
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 1: niggas to suck each other's dicks. You're like, why do

443
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:51,439
Speaker 1: you care? Anyway? Keep it in real, So, Alex, you uncomfortable?

444
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,399
Speaker 1: Are you uncomfortable listener to fucking Bad You want to

445
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,679
Speaker 1: hear about me sucking pussy juice off my fingers on

446
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 1: the subway like before I did that gay episode, then

447
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,119
Speaker 1: you gotta deal with a little bit of this. But

448
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 1: I'm just really confused how people think that, like gays

449
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,160
Speaker 1: find it unnatural, they find it unnatural to be with

450
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 1: a woman a gay man, right, Like it feels weird

451
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:13,080
Speaker 1: just how we have that innate desire, especially man if

452
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,360
Speaker 1: you're straight, to be with a woman, it's the same

453
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,120
Speaker 1: for them. That's so funny because I follow so many

454
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 1: gays on Twitter and they'd be like, I don't understand

455
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 1: you sis. Hetero people don't. Y'all are confusing to me.

456
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 1: It's it's crazy to judgey right straight people are so

457
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 1: fucking judges like everything judge hypocrites. But we're not gonna

458
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 1: turn this into a religious podcast. We're gonna be some holes.

459
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 1: So as you guys know, we're gonna be supposed we

460
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 1: gotta be somehope horn. So we have a kink of

461
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 1: the week every episode where we you know, teach your paraphilias.

462
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,439
Speaker 1: We take a big word and tell you what it

463
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 1: is in little words. Yes, So this one for this

464
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:55,679
Speaker 1: week is bro midrophilia. And it ain't got nothing to

465
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 1: do with bros, I promise. Um. This one is actually

466
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 1: the arousal from body odor bromide o philia. Um, So

467
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,439
Speaker 1: it's the arousal from body oder. So it could be anything.

468
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 1: And when I when I got into really looking into it,

469
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 1: is it stank body oder? Because I mean, body oder

470
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be smelly. So one of the things

471
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: I got Bill, one of the things that I read

472
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,920
Speaker 1: was um sniffing underwear, which is a big thing. I mean,

473
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: just like I like to sniff. Where is me and

474
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 1: Anthony talking about him? Sniffing underwear. I don't think we

475
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 1: talked about so um. Yeah, he Anthony hit me up

476
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 1: and he'd be like, I kept her panties, but bro,

477
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 1: I ain gonna lie. I like keeping so I put

478
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 1: even um. So, some people are into farts, which would

479
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 1: be considered I guess that's more like flatulence. Didn't that

480
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 1: girl fart in your face? So I guess you are. Yes,

481
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 1: I'm not into it. It just happened, and I don't eat,

482
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 1: so I kept eating the pussy because the fart didn't smell.

483
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,399
Speaker 1: What there's nothing wrong like if you eating pussy or

484
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,640
Speaker 1: if you suck dick in the nigga fart, as long

485
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 1: as there's no smell there, because if it, let's take

486
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,719
Speaker 1: a break, let's stayterseft. How do you who knows sports?

487
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 1: Because bitch halftime if you are just like, there's pussy

488
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 1: farts and those don't smell. But first of all, that's

489
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 1: air up there and it's not where ship comes out. Okay,

490
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 1: But as long as it doesn't smell, I think it's okay.

491
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: And if he just goes okay, So what if he

492
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: doesn't fart comes out? What if it's like a by

493
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 1: my face? What if it's a like what if what

494
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: if it's like one of those farts that's not what

495
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: if it's just a light fart? You go what I'm

496
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 1: sing the dick and ruin the move. I think if

497
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: I feel the breeze that face, yes I do. Okay,

498
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: so I might get back in it, but I'll be like,

499
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 1: oh wow. So I wanted to ask this one to

500
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 1: it because I know as a woman, so you see,

501
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: I'm just saying fuck you. Well. I wanted to ask

502
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: the second part because I know I have friends who

503
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: have said they don't mind it um and because let

504
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,159
Speaker 1: me finish, no, let me get there. So I know

505
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: you used to love your scammers and drug dealers and

506
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: maybe actually had to do that just because this bird

507
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: got had a fucking pussy aspart interface Oh, I know

508
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 1: you love your drug The niggas have runs all day,

509
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: they'd be out all day and maybe they want their

510
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:22,199
Speaker 1: dick they're not. Have you have you been okay with

511
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 1: sweaty balls or the smell of balls or the smell

512
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: of dick, because dick has a smell I like musk.

513
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 1: So I do. I do want to tell you guys

514
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: about one thing. My friend Vinny it's a favorite episode.

515
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: I don't remember the number. I think maybe four dining.

516
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 1: He knows, um sex with the murderer. Look up sex

517
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: with a murderer. Ye just have a horny pop up

518
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: and uh so Vinny used to spray me and Vinny

519
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 1: lived together at one point. He used to order on

520
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 1: Amazon pheromones and spray them. And he used to be like,

521
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: oh this just straight niggas love me way, so you

522
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: can order pheromones. Not that he didn't already have his

523
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: own oils, right. I don't know what it does. I

524
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 1: don't know if it brings out your pheromones. But he

525
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 1: would order them to attract men. And it wasn't a

526
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: female pheromone. It's a certain scent that he would spray

527
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,919
Speaker 1: that would like dude, dogs be sniffing each other's as

528
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,479
Speaker 1: I would watch it would I would see it from

529
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: my own eyes. So maybe men like maybe it smells

530
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: like a cologne that a man likes. Don't think that

531
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: it was just attracting straight men, you know. Maybe people

532
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: let him bring it up on another episode, But no,

533
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying it's like making straight niggers.

534
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: But give me something that gay lives matter. Not gay lives.

535
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: They do. Gay lives matter right now? Um no, but

536
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 1: like they would, he would tell me that sho would work.

537
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 1: And I've watched like dudes be into a smell and

538
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: so there are something in pheromones that we're attracted to.

539
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 1: And I think that's why I like musk with pussy.

540
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,919
Speaker 1: I don't like when pussy has no smell, like right, okay,

541
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 1: So that's what I think he tells when I'm drunk

542
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 1: and I get home and take my panties off and

543
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: I'd just be sitting on my nose and I'd be like,

544
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: I smell good, Yeah, do you do that? Well? I

545
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: do that after well, after I play with my pussy,

546
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: I like, I like to like touch my face because

547
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: what it makes what I just do? I like to

548
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 1: touch my face and like sleep with my hands, what

549
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: you know? And I can't stiff really laughing because I

550
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: realized I was about to get judging. I said, no,

551
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: we're not cutting this ship bit, but no like or

552
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: not only that, so I'll be really honest. So dicks

553
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: have smells, and after me, I'm just saying no when

554
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: when me seven get done fucking like, I kind of

555
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: like it's not why I got to be rapper dick

556
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: because I mean, but it's it's his dick, and it's

557
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: just it smells like I don't I take. I take

558
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: the dick like I do. I do. I'm not even

559
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: gonna lie. I slapped my face with his dick and

560
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: I enjoy like my everything smells like his dick. At

561
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: the end, I'm like, right there, right there, I'm done

562
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 1: with chick. You can get, you can start a whole band.

563
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: I am not going to have a band of dicks

564
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 1: on my face. Fuck you anyways, guys, UM, if you

565
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: guys are into any specific body odors, I would like

566
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,040
Speaker 1: for y'all to write us in because we like hearing

567
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: we're not like the Star Wars with like the dicks.

568
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this coffee got me turned. If you have

569
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: any um, any paraphilias that you have police and the men,

570
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: we would appreciate that. Um. Anyways, we're gonna go ahead

571
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: and get I do want to bring up something what

572
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: you want to bring up? I want to tell you

573
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 1: how almost passed out from holding the fart so yo.

574
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: I went out this weekend in Brooklyn with Jeeves. By

575
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: the way, Alex met up with us and do you

576
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: remember how wasted we were that we couldn't so we

577
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out what letter was after w what letters

578
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: after all? Right? We was drowning. Was like, X, I

579
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: don't understand probably anyway. So I have some ramen and

580
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: some yoza and a lot of stuff and a lot

581
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: of alcohol. And then when we got back to his place,

582
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: we were eating a little bit more and he's like,

583
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: I want you to eat um some sour crowd because

584
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: I wanted to take as He's like, it's bad fear

585
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 1: liver of course jeeves out right, He's like, here's some

586
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: like kim she and stuff like that. Will like soak

587
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: it up. Well, bitch, that ship activated my stomach and

588
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: uh so he's sucking me from behind and go ahead

589
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: and die trying to hold fart, and I kept trying

590
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: to like, you know, when you're yoga and you do this,

591
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: let me show you, you know when you do the

592
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: cat and the cow. I was acting like I couldn't

593
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: take the dick so that my asshole would close up

594
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't fart. So I was just like, oh,

595
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: what's a little bit, Oh you that's what what what's

596
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: gonna be? Sad? Is she gonna end up passing out

597
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: and having to have a story in the e er

598
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: about passing out while having sex because she was trying

599
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: to hold a fart in while she was getting from

600
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: the bad make contact. I mean it will, but god damn,

601
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: let's get you some r. Let's get a good sex story.

602
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: Who if you have a new job, sext me. I'm

603
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: sitting here right and the dick big anyway, but I'm

604
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: really try to hold my ass. And then I kept thinking.

605
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: I was like for you, and I'm like thinking what

606
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 1: you could do to get out of this. I was like,

607
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: hold a sucker, Jack, let me tace myself. Let me

608
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: tace myself. So then I'm like, okay, if I can

609
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 1: get on the ground and let this fart out. He's

610
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: really tall, he might not smell it. But also I

611
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: didn't know if, like you know what I'm saying, it

612
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: was gonna be a sound, if it was gonna be

613
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: just air or the smell. I ain't even gonna hold you.

614
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that I'm sucking a nigger right now.

615
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,479
Speaker 1: If I fart, I fart, and you just better keep

616
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: sucking me. I don't give a funk. Same with him,

617
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that he wouldn't sex for farts, Bro,

618
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: Farts are natural or normal. We all do it time

619
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: you're fucking far. You were just clearly this bit said,

620
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: what about what about you? If I'm getting head, I

621
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: hold it in all gonna die, y'all all gone. I

622
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: have a say right now, just thinking about it. But

623
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: fart so the listeners can hear you fart. Put the

624
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: mike down by your boot a hole, let's hear. If

625
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: it's the it's gonna be a poot. Anyways, for two

626
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: years it was the longest living situation I ever had,

627
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: and I was then it would go to work right,

628
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: And the second he went to work, I dashed to

629
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: the bathroom. And then he used to come in house

630
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: because he forgot something to be like, yo, weezy, where

631
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: are you? Grab just got out? I used to like him, athletes,

632
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: you have practice good earlier. Okay, let me hold that

633
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: into the lobby. That's what I do, bro, every time

634
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: I go to cluse, because you know that's my jam.

635
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: You can't bring my toothbrush up here. Okay, I'll come

636
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: and get it. I'll come downstairs. Um, you know what

637
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm telling y'all, work hard enough. Let me come down

638
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: to the kitchen. Anyways, guys, as you guys know, UM,

639
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: every episode, actually, what we're gonna do is bring this

640
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: back vintage style, throwback style. We're gonna bring this so

641
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: we mix it up, right, So the horrible decision. We

642
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 1: always pick a topic and we talk about it. But

643
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: some of the earlier episodes we would pick a topic

644
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: because we had stories. UM. And so this UM specific

645
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: horrible decision, and it's gonna be the title of our show.

646
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: It's going to be brilliant sex with an idiot? Um.

647
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: And what this essentially means, UM and I don't think, well, no,

648
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: I think we do, because people don't think you have

649
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: sex with Andrew. So let's go ahead and UM break

650
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: it down here. I'm just saying that's just if they're

651
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: a horrible decision. Listen, it's just an educated guest. I'm

652
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: a fuck a white guy in the room. That's why

653
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: everybody thinks that. Um. But what we wanted to discuss

654
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: because as women, UM and I kind of brought it

655
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: up on the show even with Charlemagne, and he wasn't

656
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: trying to hear anything about it, but he basically thinks

657
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 1: that all women fucked for emotional attachments, and with this topic,

658
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: I think it kind of actually says the exact opposite.

659
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: Me and Wheezy have both admitted um and came to

660
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: fruition that we have fucked niggas that we absolutely hate

661
00:32:55,520 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: because they are trash as people, idiot, total good I'm

662
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: talking about. I'm not sure if they could pass it.

663
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if the actually dumb guys actually wait,

664
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: so have I just told crystals? So a lot of

665
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: y'all don't know. I am very shallow with what I

666
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,239
Speaker 1: shut up, don't do that. I'm very shallow. I like

667
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: very tall, tall looking guys. I'm very shallow um and

668
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: like wil amina models athletes, but they just find gorgeous specimens. Unfortunately,

669
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: they're not the brightest crayons in the box or the

670
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: bulbs and the like bulbs or whatever the funk you say.

671
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: They can't bounce the ball and put it in the

672
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: hoop bit like no, but um, it's crazy because I've

673
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: told my roommate that I'm like, listen, bit after I

674
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: just don't want them to talk like just suck me. Yes,

675
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: I have told you this. I've had niggas where I

676
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: don't even want you to open your mouth because then

677
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: my pussy gonna try up. Can you just stand there

678
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: and look beautiful, have your beautiful flinging dick and inserted

679
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: into my vagina and talents. It's dribbling and fucking and

680
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: that's it. Please don't talk. You didn't read a book.

681
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about fuckings. Oh we were

682
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: talking about we were trying to figure out what to

683
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: call this episode, and we'll talk about So I was

684
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: talking with Jeeves and everything has a price of admission, right,

685
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: What you're basically saying, what you're willing to put up

686
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 1: with for what you're willing to gain some terrible last

687
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,919
Speaker 1: ns in the price I've been paying with my last

688
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,440
Speaker 1: few dicks was just not so smart or not so

689
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: speaking Engly. Wait have you dealt with a nigga that

690
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: didn't speak English at all? I mean he spoke it,

691
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: he's speaking maybe a little. I don't know. He um.

692
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: You know, Espaniel is a language of Romancia. And I

693
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: was very attractive when I first moved to New York

694
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 1: to just meeting men that were visiting and showing them

695
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: the city. So I was new to New York and

696
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: it was also way to show you eat for free,

697
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: because you know, just moved. Now I'm doing better. I

698
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: ain't sucking for food, and I wasn't working for food.

699
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: I was sucking for for enjoyment. Yeah, but like, no,

700
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: you're on this great date, you have a great time.

701
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: You you see a new part of the city and

702
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: someone's not from there, and like it's so exciting to

703
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: be with someone. Are you laughing? What is wrong, Allix?

704
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: What's the fucking planning? Because it really still you know,

705
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: I don't make it sound like I was walking for food,

706
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying it's a park of dates, right,

707
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: food and dick. Okay, okay, wait and then you're right.

708
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: Let me take this back, because we do got a

709
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: lot of new people. They may not know that I'm

710
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 1: doing well in my life sucking for food. It depends, no, Okay,

711
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 1: when when you go on a first date with someone,

712
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 1: they're like really trying hard to impress you. So you

713
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 1: get to go to like a nice restaurant and enjoy

714
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 1: conbo and wines or whatever things I might not do

715
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: while I'm alone or whatever. So a lot of them

716
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: would come from a lot of the fine tall niggas

717
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: would come from Spain and they were able to communicate

718
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: perfect within the chatting apps, which I guess is because

719
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: they could Google Translate. But I literally went on a

720
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: date with this soccer player that came from Brazil find

721
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: a ship. He went to this Italian restaurant. He smiled

722
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: at me and he wasn't talking much. I'm like, you

723
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: having a good day, and he like nodded and I

724
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: was like okay. I'm like, okay, keep fine. But what

725
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: is he a mute? And then we sat down and

726
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: he says, mainly is no beddy Google? But he got

727
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: a pie looking having live I like in New York

728
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: And why do they talk louder when they don't know

729
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: what they're saying? And I'm getting in there, it's like autistic.

730
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: The waiter coming over and talking about what do you

731
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: guys want to say? Give us a moment? You wanted

732
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 1: him the hand, all right? And I was like, damn,

733
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 1: I said, they don't got pictures on the menu. This

734
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: a nice place. So I went on y'all, but said

735
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: which one do you like it? So? Anyway, you know what,

736
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: after a while, after drinks, like we were just doing,

737
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: he started showing me pictures in his phone him from

738
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 1: vacation and I was like, I just hope he passed

739
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: by the dick because I really don't have time to

740
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,959
Speaker 1: like talk it out and figure what we're gonna do. So,

741
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: you know what I said, how are we going to

742
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: get through this? Right? And so I'm like, you know what,

743
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: let's just go you like eat the dance by a

744
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: lot and he's like CEC C c C he pop. Okay,

745
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: we go to the club. We're having a good time.

746
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: We're at oak and um, I'm like dancing on him

747
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: trying to feel what it's like, you know what I'm saying.

748
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, it's good, it's good. It's good.

749
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 1: So we go back to my place and at the time,

750
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: I was living in Hell's Kitchen, which is gay and

751
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: so old niggas. On the way home, was like, yeah,

752
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: I've bet you better get that. And I was like, oh,

753
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: that's gonna be good. So we get back to my

754
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: place and I realized that he almost wants to have

755
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: a consent conversation and see, what's okay for me? What

756
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: conversation he's gonnahea he can't speak English. Well, that's so

757
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: I was like drunk and I'm like trying to be

758
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 1: cute and I'm like you want, and I'm doing his

759
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: hand motion like drink, and then I also realized it

760
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: looked like blowjob. I was like, you want and he's

761
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: like you don't know, no needs okay, And I'm like

762
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, why don't you you know what what

763
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: I what? He's like, oh, okay. So I pulled the

764
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: drink out. We're having drinks, and I told him to

765
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: come here, and then I realized he didn't move, and

766
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm like motioning my way like a fucking construction, like

767
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: come this way, you know, And so we're kissing and

768
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: we're touching. It was really fun to like we never

769
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: had sex, but we played around and stuff and it

770
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: was really fun because like we didn't know what we

771
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: were doing. Well this literally you really just did this

772
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: whole story and y'all don't even what the story for

773
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: and it was brilliant. Or I think it's because they

774
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: know how to there. We didn't have sex because I

775
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: was like, you know what I'm do, you put the

776
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: dick in your mouth and he put his mouth. I'm

777
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: just saying, you said world sex, Get the bullshit. He

778
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,439
Speaker 1: n't you pussy I'm sure you sucked his dick because

779
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:03,919
Speaker 1: you're a one dick sucker, you said, So y'all both

780
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: just sucked each other, looked each other, and so like

781
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: he went down on me and it was good and like,

782
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,879
Speaker 1: I don't know he did. He had a really good

783
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,760
Speaker 1: oral game. And then I was like drunk and tired,

784
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: and then he was just like it's okay, I can

785
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: go home. And then I wanted to funk him. But

786
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,280
Speaker 1: then like leading up to the next date, we really

787
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 1: couldn't text, and I was like, you know what, this

788
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: is just the loss. It was just hot and fun

789
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: in the moment, and it was something I had always

790
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: wanted to do. I always I read the story that

791
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,919
Speaker 1: Little Wayne had sex. I don't know if it's true,

792
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: had sex in an airport with the stewardess on his

793
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: flight that didn't speak English, a German waitress, sky waitress whatever,

794
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 1: what's she called again, airline stewardess. Anyway, he said that

795
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: she came in the stall and they fucked. So I've

796
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: always wanted to have this story of like not being

797
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: able to communicate with someone just being off like vibes

798
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: and like energy and ship like that. But I mean,

799
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: I don't know it was hard. Well, I have, um

800
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 1: quite the story. And as you're sitting here talking, I

801
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out which trash asked nigga was gonna tell

802
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: you about because I've been debt like so funny. Damn,

803
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: I'm so mad. I gave my pussy to so many niggas,

804
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: like even many. Let's not do that. We are not

805
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: doing the body Counts episode today. How much time we

806
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: got but not fuck you? But no, it's so crazy.

807
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: So um, i'd like a few minutes. This is actually, um,

808
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: probably why I don't funk with Brooklyn niggas, no mom,

809
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: because this one kind of ruined it for all of them. Um,

810
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: Oh you mean where where did the bitches house that

811
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: he lived with? Where was that? Is that what you're asking? So?

812
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: So I met this guy through a mutual friend. Um,

813
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,879
Speaker 1: through my friend that lived in Jersey. I'm not gonna rich,

814
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,879
Speaker 1: I'll say his name. Well, that's the mutual friend. So

815
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: we were together on like Christmas, and I'm going through

816
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: like this. No, no, no, no no, this is my homeboy.

817
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: I'm telling you how I met the guy. So let

818
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: me let me find in my motherfucker story. Goddamn it.

819
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: So anyways. So I'm going through my homeboys Instagram, and

820
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: you know, I'll be clicking. I'll be clicking when I

821
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: see another nigga. I'd be like, that's your friend, like

822
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: you know him in real life? Like or did y'all

823
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: just pose up in the club together, like you know him.

824
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, that's my point, that's my boy. So

825
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: when I show you his picture, you're gonna be like, oh,

826
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: he's fine. Okay. Anyways, so I'm like, yo, hook me

827
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 1: up with your friend. He fine, So he hooks me

828
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: up with a friend. We start texting. Great conversation, so

829
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: I'm like asking him everybody got a girlfriend? He got?

830
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 1: It was great conversation in the beginning, because then it

831
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 1: got it got pretty bad. So I'm asking him what

832
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: he does and he's like, wow, no, But he's like, well,

833
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm on suspension right now from the post office. So

834
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, post office jobs, government gotta pay. Well.

835
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I'm sure you'll get it back. Like

836
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: how long can you be suspended? As we were talking,

837
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: I realized that two weeks suspension turned into like a

838
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: six month. He don't have a job, He lived with

839
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:01,439
Speaker 1: a bit and I'm just like think, well, damn, here

840
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: we go. You good, You're good. Okay. So I'm just like, okay,

841
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: so you don't have a job, this job that you

842
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: keep trying to get back, that's never gonna hire you again.

843
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you ordered at the post office

844
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: in January and if he worked at the right right,

845
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: but you've been at that ship for a minute. So

846
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: I'm like okay. But he was so fine. So I

847
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 1: was like, okay, this is just your friend, you staying wait,

848
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: because that's what he That's what he posed it to

849
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: me as because he said he had an apartment, but

850
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: he had just left it. Apparently I met the nig

851
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: at a bad time he had. He had just lost

852
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: his apartment, his job, everything, and ce um, you know

853
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 1: what this reminds me of I was going through something

854
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: with this girl, like she was like just acting kind

855
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: of crazy and Anthony and we're on the phone like

856
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna He's like, you know what, just like just

857
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: shut up and be hot. He was so fine. I

858
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, We're gonna make it work.

859
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: You could cut to my house. I got my own ship.

860
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: So he came over him. No, that nigga took a

861
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: two hour train because I think he was in Canarsi

862
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: or Canarsi is mad far from the Bronx. So he

863
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: came from bottom of Brooklyn to the top where you

864
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: are pretty much. And so he came over, and clearly,

865
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: you know, I was happy he was that far because

866
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: he had to spend the night, because then you're not

867
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: gonna take that's who hour commute at midnight. But you

868
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: never met him, bitch, are you know? But so I

869
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: was like, you kill come over and bitch. He was

870
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: so fine. I even had I'll cut there's food here.

871
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: He was fine. She was fine. This is him. You

872
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,919
Speaker 1: make that hot dog suit, that's him, fuck you. So

873
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: we looked like he ship. His dick is big big.

874
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: Listen to his caption this how you what? Don't what caption?

875
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: It's that six six long dick. Slim niggas sticking your chick.

876
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: Who you're still talk to him? Yeah, he actually was

877
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 1: just Instagram. Let's see, don't tell him no, let's get

878
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: him a go fund me. Chill, bro chill, hold on,

879
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 1: let me keep going. Whoo he find his fun. He

880
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 1: got used bitch, which was my bitch. He had blind

881
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: Yaga's and lived with. I was so upset. That's why

882
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: I judged New York niggas, because it's like, this is

883
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: the dude you were telling me about. I think I

884
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: told you about him that would wear seven hundred dollar

885
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: shoes and would have a motherfucker play slip girl. And

886
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: his dick was big as fuck. It is long and thick,

887
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: like my hand doesn't go all the way around, Like

888
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: it's amazing. We got a do rag with a flap out.

889
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: He came over and as he's laying in my bed

890
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: talking and you know what, I'm fedim and ship and

891
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm just like, this nigga really got food and he's

892
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: about to get pussy because he's fine. As he starts talking,

893
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh my god, you're dumb as fuck,

894
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: like just dumb as rocks. Like So you didn't talk

895
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: to him on the phone. First, we were we were texting.

896
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: That's most of them. We did talk on the phone,

897
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: but most of the stuff that we were talking about

898
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: on the phone was like his job, like his predicament.

899
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: So when he came over and we had started having

900
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: real conversations about like life, the only thing that really

901
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: helped him was his predict was that's it, predict me please,

902
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: and so he sucked me. And this is how good

903
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: it was. I had a trick at the time that

904
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: was that's when I had my African drop me that

905
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 1: thirty bands. I was like, do you really have to

906
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: stay with her? Because you could say with me, that's

907
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: how that's this nigga was not ship and I almost

908
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: was willing to give him a key, like, let me

909
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,720
Speaker 1: help you find a job. We're gonna do this together.

910
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 1: Do you need help with your resume? Like all right,

911
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: all right here, we're gonna do it together. Now, what

912
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: are your skills? Do you know what's Microsoft Vanil? No?

913
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: Not like the magazine nigga bitch. I was just like, okay,

914
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: I cannot deal with a broke nigga when I have

915
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: coins because at this time in my life, not now,

916
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: but at this time of my life, I was like,

917
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna make you work because I'm gonna be really.

918
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: He was just so fine his dick, like my new

919
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: job making so much money. I'm like, no, no, I can't,

920
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. But that's what we said in

921
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,280
Speaker 1: the episode with block Zilla. These broken niggas be having

922
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: you like change your ways because it's like, nigga, I'll

923
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: be I have like I have. You know, you gotta

924
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: make a certain amount of money to really funk with

925
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,760
Speaker 1: me in real life. And I let this broke nigga

926
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: coming up under me, and he really wasn't ship like,

927
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: not only are you broke, not only do you not

928
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: have a job, not only do you not only do

929
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 1: you live with a bit right now? Because she's probably

930
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: so dickmatized with your ass that she's letting you sleep

931
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 1: at her ship rent free, I'm really sitting here giving

932
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: you pussy that you ain't deserve it, cooking off for you.

933
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: Would you cook um bitch a whole meal? Like? And

934
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 1: I think I was on my white people ship, so

935
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: I think mashed potatoes, meat loafs, like green bread. That

936
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: was definitely white people ship white people should like. And

937
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: you know, so let me tell you what I said,

938
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: the thing about taking care of a nigga. So I

939
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: just can't never again, never then again. I was getting

940
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: so good the other night by Jeeves and I was

941
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: turning around and looking at him and that body is

942
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: so fire, bro like you've seen it with the cuts,

943
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: and did I show you? Hold on? Let me show you.

944
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: I don't think you understand. I'm gonna let you know.

945
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 1: I need you to. I mean, can you just can

946
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: you just because unless it's tanned. But I told you,

947
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm just now starting. I'm starting that don't got a

948
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: bomb mass dick and body. I'm just now starting to

949
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 1: even try to watch interracial porn with white cox. Do

950
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 1: you get that big old dick in that fucking body? Bro,

951
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:41,240
Speaker 1: he's so white, Like, he's so white, bro, like, so white.

952
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,439
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't feel the color. I mean, he's

953
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 1: so white. He's like, that's really white. It's just he's

954
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: a natural blonde look bro. Like, Okay, you know I'm

955
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: working on this. I'm working. Like when I tell you

956
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying added blonde dude with glass is no. I mean,

957
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,839
Speaker 1: I'm not into where I'm like like when my homegirls

958
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: and I know we got the same type, and she'd

959
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: be describing a nigg and I'd be like, oh, girl,

960
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: I'll bet you he's fine. I can't get that excitement

961
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: with you. I'm just not into white guys like that.

962
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: But he's for your yeah, for a white guy short.

963
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like, okay, let me think of it.

964
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: This way. Andrew was cute. Andrew was cute, but not

965
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: someonech like I can't imagine his dick. You need a

966
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 1: black guy. I can't imagine his dick. He'd be like,

967
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you like that kind of music, like the

968
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: type of white guys that tricked me into watching them

969
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: on porn be having tannas dicks and I think it's

970
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: like maybe a Puerto Rican or something, and then I

971
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 1: turned it on and it's like, no, he's not Puerto

972
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: Rica and he's definitely white, and I'm like, but then

973
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: I just say, because then he'd be white, because I

974
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 1: don't know what that was. But they never want to

975
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,919
Speaker 1: hear you invitate a nail lady. Ever, that was not nail.

976
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to sound Asian. I know what Kim

977
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: sound like. But I lived in Asia for six months.

978
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: You no, because now you're putting me on the spot

979
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: or here. I'm not gonna walk into the network. Hey

980
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: do you guys? Do you do? We're not good. I'm

981
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: not role playing with you, bro. Let me get back

982
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: on tracks. So he's sucking me and I'm looking at

983
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: his body and then he goes in the kitchen to

984
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: get me a glass of water makes me take some

985
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: vite emends, like just taking care of me and all

986
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: this ship. And I'm like, you know what, I do

987
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: make a decent amount of money. If I could pay

988
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 1: me and my mom a rent, I could take care

989
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: of him too. And maybe I don't need him to work.

990
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm working really long straight, you know what I'm saying.

991
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: I'm leaving the office sometimes seven o'clock. Maybe you just

992
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 1: need to be home making me food and Dick getting ready.

993
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,919
Speaker 1: Just I really want to just come home and it's

994
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 1: just you sitting there, big in your hand and a

995
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: big old thoughts. I just I really I feel like

996
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: a nigga now that I'm at this point and this

997
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: tax tax bracketing of life, I just want dick and

998
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:05,359
Speaker 1: food and that's awesome. I just can't. I can't go

999
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: back to that, Like I can't go I can't like

1000
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,479
Speaker 1: but but but okay, so let's get off money for

1001
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 1: for for a second, I had a nigga just slide

1002
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: in my d M. He's decade old, Dick. We was

1003
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: sucking when I was in high school, bitch. So this

1004
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: nigga hit me up and he found his fun. I'm

1005
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: going through his ground and I'm like, damn not. You

1006
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: know that that nigga was kind of fine, but he's trash.

1007
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: Like all we do is argue. I hate his personality.

1008
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 1: He says, mad, disrespectful ship. I don't like him. So

1009
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: this is how trash he is. He hit me up

1010
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,319
Speaker 1: talking about I'm in town, I want to see me.

1011
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 1: You can't even say hi, I actually really miss you.

1012
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 1: I'd like to see you if that's fine. You hit

1013
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: me talking about want to see me, niggas, Hey, that's

1014
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: some ship. Nigga said, I want to see me, not bitch,

1015
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: I said, I know. I actually I actually told him

1016
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: absolutely not. I said, I'm not interested. Um, And I

1017
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: didn't want to go down the whole line as to

1018
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,479
Speaker 1: where I'm getting currently the best dick of my life,

1019
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: so I don't need his periodic. I'm popped up in

1020
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: your city as dick because I just don't want it

1021
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: that bad. Um. And then I was at the mission.

1022
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: Isn't that great? A mission? Is just like not only

1023
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: that we haven't sucked in about six years. Do you

1024
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: know when you think a dick is good, but then

1025
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 1: you've had so many dicks after that, you just don't know.

1026
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 1: I don't know the number, but I'm getting really bad right,

1027
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: so many dicks and I'm just saying, you're you're not

1028
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: even that, but I should. I've only had one dick,

1029
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: bitch since November. I've been doing good, bitch, and I've

1030
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: been getting fucked so good. Four months, five months. Don't

1031
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: don't sit here and try to shave me. I've been

1032
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: doing good. Is November? This that solid for me? Like

1033
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: I said one time, I had so I'm just like,

1034
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: like I said, I feel like you have a chick

1035
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: that's only had one dick or whole fucking life can

1036
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: still come home and give her HPV that hot pussy virus,

1037
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: you know, well mad that they said that. I hate

1038
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,919
Speaker 1: them for that. I thought Edges is when you come

1039
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: on a black girl, Edges, that was the funny. I

1040
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 1: actually want to look it up. I thought it was

1041
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: human human papylonia. Oh, it's some ship we probably can't pronounce. Yeah,

1042
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: human popolonia virus. Yeah, you know how to say virus clearly.

1043
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: The rest of that. You gotta can also say libido, bitch,

1044
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: fuck you go ahead. Anyways, I thought it was just funny. Um,

1045
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 1: if any of you ladies have felt like y'all were

1046
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: accepting um dick from a trash ass nigga. Just know

1047
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: that you are not alone. And for the men who

1048
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: are trashed out here slaying good as dick, fuck you,

1049
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 1: please you leave me at I feel like we never

1050
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: get to hear this because it's more of the girls

1051
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: that are like gorgeous and beautiful and stupid. But like

1052
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: it's nice to know that, like you know, there's some

1053
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: equality going on. There are something too, because there's nothing

1054
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: worse than just nigga that's got it all around good.

1055
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: Then it's stressful for me. I know, Like you tell

1056
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: me you're smart, you got money, and that dick bom

1057
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 1: no dogh bro really really you're trash for that brosh Listen,

1058
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: I'm listen. Jeeves cooked for me, gave me a massage

1059
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: the other night and then sucked the ship out of me,

1060
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: and I was looking at him like I was getting mad,

1061
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,919
Speaker 1: and I don't know what about. I'm just really looking

1062
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: at the nigga like you wearing them glasses for before.

1063
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: I was mad, Bro, I was, but he's not a

1064
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 1: terrible nigga. Imagine all I needed there to imagine all

1065
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: the trash niggas that you still just gave pussy because

1066
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 1: you know who was probably the most trash nigga you

1067
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,479
Speaker 1: fucked now that I'm thinking about it, bitch, the Jamaican DJ.

1068
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: I don't he had to be the worst bro bitch

1069
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: had a baby on like he was trash. Damn. I

1070
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: forgot about that ship last baby, and you were still

1071
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: like fun that bitch and she really pregnant, Yes, bitch,

1072
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: she is with his baby. You were making excuses for him.

1073
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 1: You really liked that ugly ass nick he was. He

1074
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: was so ugly. My mom was so it was so

1075
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: ugly my mom when she saw him and she was like, now,

1076
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 1: I know you can do better than this. I mean,

1077
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: he may not have gold teeth, but this is not

1078
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 1: a step up because I was n One of my

1079
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: niggas had a fruit loops chevvy bitch, and it's had

1080
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: twenty eight because you had to put the nub. You know,

1081
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: you just don't know measurements is her conferences, So let's

1082
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: just put it on his car and let me tell

1083
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 1: you what I needed to contemplate my life. I was

1084
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,880
Speaker 1: sleeping at his house and I remember changing positions in

1085
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: the bed and like something hit me in the face

1086
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: and I was like, what is that? And it was

1087
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 1: the gun under his pel. You said the story, and

1088
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: I was just like what is I'm a good person,

1089
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 1: like I'm an a p class, But niggas, I think

1090
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 1: we've all gone through our phase, whether you're a even

1091
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: if you're not. Your home make you feel like you're amazing,

1092
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 1: and you know why because niggas that it's worth a

1093
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: damn have been with some good women. They're gonna they

1094
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 1: have a better pool of women to choose from. But

1095
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: trash niggas be like yo up, I think I think differently.

1096
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: I think trash niggas make you question the funk out

1097
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,439
Speaker 1: of yourself, like what am I doing? I noticed nigga

1098
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: because nine times out of ten, you know he ain't ship.

1099
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 1: Why are you fucking with the nigga? You know? You

1100
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: know when you know nigga and ship when you be

1101
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: sitting there just really turned into niggasation. I'm sorry, you

1102
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,879
Speaker 1: know when they're an idiot. When you'd be sitting there

1103
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: out show mouth because I've done this not even looking

1104
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 1: in his direction, right, just thinking about you looking at

1105
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: the one and you'd be like Nigga, but you ain't ship.

1106
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 1: Maybe coming over like dog that's when you dog I had,

1107
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: I'll sit here and saying whatever, this nigga wasn't ship

1108
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: dumb sucked my friends. I knew about it, and I

1109
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: was just like, Okay, your cousin, that's CHARLETTA Magne. Do

1110
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: you know well he sucked my friends. And I was

1111
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: still just like, okay, well you're an athlete. I guess

1112
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: I have to accept you know what, she's cute. You

1113
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: know what's because you like I would suck her too.

1114
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,880
Speaker 1: All my friends have asked, okay, I get it. You

1115
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: you like asked you wanted to suck her? Okay, And

1116
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: this is how I knew. I was just like, like,

1117
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 1: to the point where I would tell him, I don't

1118
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 1: even know why I like your eight ship asked this much.

1119
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,239
Speaker 1: Do you know what? His response, You ain't going nowhere, though?

1120
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: Why we are so stupid? We'd be I'd be like,

1121
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: I will, I will leave when I get done, so

1122
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what not the dumbest, but

1123
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,240
Speaker 1: the most dumb. Sorry, let me not act more stupid.

1124
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: Um when I would like literally keep myself from saying

1125
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,399
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't do something because I know how dumb

1126
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: about that. For example, go to a negg house, my

1127
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: old drug deal. Did you make a nigger? He was

1128
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:53,799
Speaker 1: already ready forty five minutes away from my lip. Drove

1129
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 1: all the way over there, and he wasn't there. I'm like,

1130
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 1: how are you not here? Babe? You know I had

1131
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 1: to make a run, you know, I mean, I'm sitting

1132
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: here waiting for you. I'm not about to keep and

1133
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,479
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, shull, because I ain't gonna

1134
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 1: keep waiting. I'm gonna keeping waiting. So it's like I

1135
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: can't say that I'm not there and waiting on that

1136
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: nigger to get back from his rund. I mean I

1137
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 1: didn't have Netflix back then, but I played with something

1138
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 1: on my razor. I don't know what I was doing,

1139
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: probably snake. Everybody plays sneake on their phones, like he

1140
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: was making it. The snake got longer as you kept

1141
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 1: eating the little things I just couldn't make. Now I

1142
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: don't want to make let me see, let me see.

1143
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 1: I want my word to be accountable. You had to

1144
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: use two four or six and eight to move the sneak, yes,

1145
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: or the arrows? Um? But yet anyways, Um, once again,

1146
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 1: I just want to apologize, um for all you ancient

1147
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 1: ass niggas who are out here ruining lives. Um, please stop,

1148
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 1: please stop, because Mary, or at least just be honest

1149
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: with women when you first meet. I ain't looking for nothing,

1150
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 1: they tell you all the time. I look, they fucking

1151
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: let you know, they're not in the beginning, and we

1152
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: just be thinking, you know what, they just play Alex

1153
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: been saying it recently. Oh that's right. I'm just working

1154
00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: on me right now, you know what I'm saying. But

1155
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: at the same time, that don't mean we can't enjoy

1156
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,200
Speaker 1: each other. You know, I want to. I'm trying to

1157
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:09,600
Speaker 1: enjoy you. I'm focused on me right now. I'm focused

1158
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: on me. But you know what, if I want some

1159
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 1: company and I know you know you cool, I just

1160
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: want to people that are actually focused on them. Yeah,

1161
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: and then you get in our lives and ruin it.

1162
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 1: Why we can't we ladies, we have to stop letting

1163
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 1: our lives get ruined by niggas. We do. When they

1164
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 1: say I ain't ship and I ain't looking for nothing,

1165
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 1: believe them because they really be. That's probably that's probably

1166
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 1: the one time, that's the one time they're honest with us.

1167
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 1: Lying asses. Just let me just stop, because now I'm

1168
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 1: getting emotional. Anyways. Um, guys, every episode, what we do,

1169
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: we like to end off with our think you. I'm

1170
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: just thinking about all the ancient nigga lions, all of them.

1171
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: Well this actually it's funny because our first um mail

1172
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 1: this week is I hope you have a great day, beautiful.

1173
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: Don't do that? Ye good niggas say that too? No, no,

1174
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 1: did I nigga say that too? Um? Anyways, guys consistent,

1175
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 1: how's your day going? Babe? I hate you so much?

1176
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: Every week, UM, we get homemail from y'all listeners. Um,

1177
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 1: if you guys are interested in sending us homemail, you

1178
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 1: guys can email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot

1179
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: com or continue to flood our fucking Instagram d ms. However,

1180
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 1: we be losing track of those, so if you want

1181
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 1: us to really keep track of your homemail again, email

1182
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. I'm gonna

1183
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: read the first one and then we have a voicemail

1184
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 1: that we're gonna play because I got some things to

1185
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: get off my motherfucking chest. Um. But anyways, the first

1186
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 1: one says, Hi, ladies, I just started listening to your

1187
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: podcast and I think you guys can help me out.

1188
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: Me and my lady have been together for about five years.

1189
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about marrying her, but I have one little problem.

1190
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: My sex life is horrible with her. Alex, you may

1191
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 1: need to jump in on this. You know she doesn't

1192
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: like to suck my dick. We have sex probably about

1193
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,439
Speaker 1: once a week if that, and I all aways feel

1194
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 1: like I'm pressuring her. Intogether five years, I'm just overall

1195
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 1: not satisfied. I feel like I'm always having to beg

1196
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 1: for for her pussy, which is which has never been

1197
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 1: my thing. But I'm super faithful, so I do what

1198
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 1: I gotta do. I started to think that my sex

1199
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: was bad, but I've never had any complaints. My ex

1200
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 1: is to this day still try to hit me up

1201
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: to make me come through. But as I said before,

1202
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: I'm faithful. You ain't faithful with them holes in your

1203
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 1: phone cheating as I'm pretty much at my wits end.

1204
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much at my wits end and I love

1205
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 1: this woman, but the sex with her is bad. What

1206
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 1: should I do? I don't want to cheat because I

1207
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 1: might lose her, but I can't take this bad sex.

1208
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: I'm a hyper sexual person. I need sex like two

1209
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: to three times a day. Please help now, I just

1210
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 1: google to ask you how long we've been together. I

1211
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 1: just google the average uh sex for like people that

1212
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 1: have been together certain amount of time, and it says

1213
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 1: the average adult enjoys sex four times a year ship,

1214
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 1: which is a little bit over one point to five

1215
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 1: a week or so, just a little come on a

1216
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: little more than once a week. While married couples under

1217
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,240
Speaker 1: the same roof don't fool around quite as much. They

1218
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 1: are about fifty one times each year. That still almost

1219
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: wants a week being because having sex once a week

1220
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 1: maybe optimal if you're hoping to maximize happiness. Wow, they're

1221
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 1: saying this will keep you happy. Well, he's not, because

1222
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: he wants sex more than once a week. That's not

1223
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 1: to say that having sex a few more times a

1224
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: week is a bad thing, it just doesn't seem to

1225
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 1: make couples any happier. Wow. So my advice um to that.

1226
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 1: And again I'm not sure if you've done it yet

1227
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 1: with her, UM would be and we say it every

1228
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: motherfucking episode communication. I feel like this needs to be

1229
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 1: a conversation. I mean, because I think that's why he's

1230
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: in the in box. So I think he's like, well,

1231
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 1: I feel like this needs to be discussed with her,

1232
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 1: like I think something specifically right, Let's talk about like, hey,

1233
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 1: I needed two or three times a day, bit you

1234
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,439
Speaker 1: needed every seven days. Well, I think that we got

1235
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: to be there has to be a compromise. I don't

1236
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 1: know what the compromise would be. Maybe twice a week,

1237
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: or the compromise could be something like you can bring

1238
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: up fucking other people. I was going to say that,

1239
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: but I think a lot more people are monogamous than

1240
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,439
Speaker 1: we think. Because he said he doesn't want to cheat

1241
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 1: on her, I know he said he doesn't said he

1242
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 1: doesn't want her to leave, So that leads me to

1243
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: think that she's not down for him sucking anybody else.

1244
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: So the price of admission, you have a dope as

1245
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,440
Speaker 1: girlfriend that you get to funk once a week. It

1246
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 1: sounds like she's dope. You don't want to leave. You

1247
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 1: want to marry her, essentially you knowing her for five years,

1248
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 1: or leave her and probably not even fun once a

1249
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 1: week because you're gonna be going. You gotta and then

1250
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 1: you gotta pay for pussy every time because you gotta

1251
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 1: take a bit out. I don't know if you're gonna

1252
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 1: find anyone as dope as you know. Well, this ship

1253
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 1: doesn't make pay for my uper every time I go

1254
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 1: see him. That's seventy dollars easy, So I'm at least

1255
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 1: seventy dollars every time we fuck. I mean, that can't

1256
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,320
Speaker 1: get expected. You know, you probably sharing roles and responsibilities

1257
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 1: in the house. I mean, I think you really need

1258
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: to think about what you got. But I do want

1259
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 1: to say I love to have sex and I ain't

1260
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: nick three times? What what? Two? Three times a day?

1261
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:11,120
Speaker 1: A day? That sounds like some broke people ship, Like

1262
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:13,480
Speaker 1: how do you get in that much fucking when you

1263
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 1: have a job. I don't know. Like, I think he's

1264
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 1: just I think it's balls are full, I really do.

1265
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 1: I think he's just overly horned right now. And he's

1266
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 1: probably now he's it's always on his mind. Now he's

1267
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,439
Speaker 1: thinking about this other thing too that he said. And

1268
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 1: I think that this is why there needs to be

1269
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 1: some sort of discussion. Um. I think he needs to

1270
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: let him know, let let his partner know how frustrated

1271
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 1: he is, to where he feels like he's begging her

1272
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: for sex, to where he's feeling like maybe he's bad.

1273
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 1: I feel like they really need to talk to each

1274
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 1: other openly about what they do and don't want in

1275
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 1: the bed and how they can come to something something

1276
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: to where he doesn't feel like he's begging. So if

1277
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 1: she's on anything like kind of a birth control that

1278
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:51,040
Speaker 1: might be sucking up her estrogen or something like that,

1279
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: or not making her horny, you could look into, um

1280
01:03:53,680 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: the rhythm method. UM. So, I don't know if you

1281
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: guys know about that, but I actually got off birth

1282
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:01,760
Speaker 1: control because I thought it okay, I can't get pregnant,

1283
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: but I also don't want to anybody. So what the

1284
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 1: fund So, like, the rhythm method is when you track

1285
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:09,080
Speaker 1: your times of ovulating and you make sure that you're

1286
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:11,919
Speaker 1: either not having sex during those times or protected during

1287
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: those times. And that got my ship way back up.

1288
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 1: My pussy is mad fucking went now and on birth control.

1289
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not saying it wasn't, but like it

1290
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,360
Speaker 1: took way more like I was getting a lot of

1291
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 1: bit on my pussy back game. Let's set that. So, Alex,

1292
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 1: what what do you think because you've been in a

1293
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 1: relationship UM with someone long term? Did did you ever

1294
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:31,160
Speaker 1: go through with a drought where you thought you weren't

1295
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: getting pussy. Um, well, I'll talk about a longer relationship

1296
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 1: that lasted about six years. I towards the end, similar issue.

1297
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:45,240
Speaker 1: I wanted it more and she wasn't. Really she was

1298
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: just doing it for me for the most part. At

1299
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 1: least this girl, she doesn't even do it like wait,

1300
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 1: he said that she's not sucking dick. I forgot about

1301
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 1: that too. It's so I really think there's a bigger

1302
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: issue than sex. They probably have something going wrong with her,

1303
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 1: with the relationship and her or maybe she's getting it elsewhere. Okay, okay,

1304
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 1: now I'm not gonna put stuff in his head, but

1305
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 1: maybe maybe she could be getting it elsewhere. That's still

1306
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 1: a possibility. That's a possibility. But I think there's something

1307
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 1: wrong with the relationship and it's manifesting in not a

1308
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 1: grade after five years. You know what that is. And

1309
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 1: this is I think it's really playing simple Like I

1310
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: already got that NIGGD. He ain't going nowhere. That could be.

1311
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 1: Women don't have sex just to keep a guy, I know.

1312
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,440
Speaker 1: So she's already like he's not going nowhere. So I'm

1313
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 1: not about to sit here and go all over the

1314
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 1: top of but I think it has to do with

1315
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,959
Speaker 1: even what we talked about get lazy, That's what I'm saying.

1316
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 1: And I don't think we dropped the episode. Yeah, but

1317
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: I think even the calendar discussing when you like to

1318
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 1: have sex, maybe she likes to have sex in the morning,

1319
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,200
Speaker 1: and maybe he's not available in the morning, so by

1320
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 1: the time it gets to the evening and he's free,

1321
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 1: maybe she doesn't want to have sex. Then maybe when

1322
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:49,840
Speaker 1: they like to have sexes off, Like you know, what's

1323
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 1: a good thing that help. I don't know if you know,

1324
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 1: but ask her what gets her off or whatever gets

1325
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 1: her communication, nigga, maybe you need I mean, you just

1326
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 1: got to do a little bit more. How did you

1327
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:04,080
Speaker 1: resolve it, Alex in your relationship? Like, did you guys

1328
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 1: have a conversation when it came down to you clearly

1329
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:09,680
Speaker 1: just said you knew she was only sucking you for you.

1330
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 1: What was the conversation? Like, well, I mean we were

1331
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 1: having other issues, okay, which is why she was only okay.

1332
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 1: So it's like at first I was just like sex,

1333
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:23,439
Speaker 1: and like I went above and beyond, Like I bought

1334
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: a bunch of toys, went to like I was looking

1335
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 1: up sex therapists and ship like that. Damn, are you

1336
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 1: really young to be doing it. I was just trying

1337
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 1: to fix it and I realized now it was a

1338
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,800
Speaker 1: big issue. Okay, So yeah, maybe there's an underlying issue.

1339
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 1: Maybe it's not the maybe it's not right us back

1340
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 1: and tell us what happens. We really don't really get

1341
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 1: a lot of them follow up, but I'd like to know. Yeah,

1342
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: So I want to play this voicemail. It's from a

1343
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 1: new Brilliant Idiots listener and here it is, Yo, what's

1344
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 1: up y'all? So I just got put off from the

1345
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 1: Brilliant Idiots? Right, So I'm going back to the messages

1346
01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:00,040
Speaker 1: to the episode and I'm listening to the arm and

1347
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 1: dating when you did a couple of weeks ago, I

1348
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 1: got some ship. I want to get off my chest

1349
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:05,920
Speaker 1: because that's you said we could do too, So I

1350
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: flu I'm addressed that real quick. So m you say

1351
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: you said in the episode that you got your dude

1352
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:21,480
Speaker 1: that you're sucking on the regular, but you don't want

1353
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: no dude off oppor temper. That's just trying to fuck.

1354
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: So that energy you're putting toward tend a couple of

1355
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 1: times a week, right, this is going to the big girl.

1356
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 1: I like big girls too, by the way, I like

1357
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:35,680
Speaker 1: but I like all women. But put you all your

1358
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 1: attended profile, he said, I'll take me ice skate, So

1359
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 1: you want me to breathe bobo A fool? Why are

1360
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 1: you giving the pussy deal? Another motherfucker like that ship?

1361
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 1: Don'ta slim we show that energy? You know what I'm saying, y'all. Y'all,

1362
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:52,200
Speaker 1: y'all contradict yourselves. Y'all want you can't give needed to

1363
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:56,320
Speaker 1: all the time women in general, especially online date. So

1364
01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:57,720
Speaker 1: I just had to get off my chest. And I

1365
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 1: love what you're doing. You know what I mean? Y'ah.

1366
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 1: I'll talk at but keep keep it up. I'm enjoying

1367
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 1: what I'm caring so far. I was in my three

1368
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 1: episodes that work today already, but keep it up. I'm

1369
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 1: enjoying a piece. Well, um, this is the big girl talking.

1370
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,760
Speaker 1: I just want to you know, me and all of

1371
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:25,400
Speaker 1: my curves. Um. Since that was addressed to me, I

1372
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:29,559
Speaker 1: will go ahead and speak um for myself as well

1373
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 1: as I'm sure other women. UM. Yes, I am currently

1374
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:38,439
Speaker 1: fucking one person. Um. However, that person is not who

1375
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:42,880
Speaker 1: I essentially want to be with. And because I am

1376
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:46,760
Speaker 1: currently getting all the types of orgasms I need. I

1377
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:51,320
Speaker 1: don't feel like the guys that I date or any

1378
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,920
Speaker 1: other guys that get on my line have to get

1379
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:57,680
Speaker 1: the pussy too. Um. I believe that I can be

1380
01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:01,080
Speaker 1: fucking one guy and dating others. I don't see anything

1381
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 1: wrong with dating men, especially considering I've said in multiple episodes, Mr,

1382
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 1: I like big girls. So the big girl is talking. Um,

1383
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,800
Speaker 1: I just want to say. I just want to say,

1384
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:18,439
Speaker 1: UM that currently what I am looking for, and I've

1385
01:09:18,439 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 1: said this probably on the last couple of episodes, is

1386
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:25,160
Speaker 1: a boyfriend, is a relationship, or I want to pay

1387
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 1: my bills. But what I'm not looking for is someone

1388
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:36,479
Speaker 1: who is just offering their dick, someone who just wants

1389
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 1: to have sex, someone who just wants to Netflix and chill.

1390
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:44,360
Speaker 1: Because I am currently getting fulfilled sexually through one person,

1391
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,559
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I need to be out here

1392
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 1: testing the waters and trying new dick and giving everyone

1393
01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:53,519
Speaker 1: the pussy just because of nigga want to take me.

1394
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 1: I'm skating like I better remember I think the other

1395
01:09:56,479 --> 01:09:58,479
Speaker 1: thing too, because you're like, I'm supposed to get ice

1396
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:01,720
Speaker 1: sating and then you're gonna sux somebody so never underestimate

1397
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 1: that when you start dating someone who is single that

1398
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: they may have someone before you. Like, my nigga, what so,

1399
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 1: how what are we supposed to do not get online

1400
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:16,520
Speaker 1: if we've just slept it someone a week ago? Like, yeah,

1401
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,080
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't. I think these niggas really

1402
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 1: think that when you single, you not. Like if I

1403
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:25,719
Speaker 1: say I'm single, that doesn't mean i'm currently not because

1404
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 1: don't fucking twisted. If I go ice skating with you,

1405
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:30,479
Speaker 1: don't mean that I'm gonna tell the next dude that

1406
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:31,840
Speaker 1: wants to take me on the date unless it was

1407
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:34,640
Speaker 1: a great date. No, you know what I'm I'm in

1408
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:38,760
Speaker 1: a committed relationship to um Brian who's twenty seven from

1409
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 1: west Chester, and he just took me out. Now I

1410
01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,680
Speaker 1: can't do nothing with you right now. I suspect you

1411
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 1: to stop your life either you tell him you're not

1412
01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:48,320
Speaker 1: sucking bitches a bitch before you took me out, Like

1413
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:52,840
Speaker 1: how do you what is dating if not if other

1414
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:56,280
Speaker 1: people you like? And then that's the thing too, Like

1415
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:59,400
Speaker 1: when when it comes to what I like, because I'm

1416
01:10:59,439 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 1: specific lee on these online dating platforms looking to find

1417
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:06,360
Speaker 1: a connection with somebody, I don't see anything wrong with

1418
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:09,240
Speaker 1: me getting fucked by one nigga and he is fulfilling

1419
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 1: that role and me looking for a guy to fulfill

1420
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 1: another role because if it goes well, maybe I maybe

1421
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:18,479
Speaker 1: I'll stop sucking. Yet I might cut the other one off.

1422
01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:20,200
Speaker 1: But I ain't just gonna be sitting here, asked out

1423
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,880
Speaker 1: getting no dick, like it's just not gonna happen it.

1424
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:25,680
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be a asked out I mean a bit.

1425
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,800
Speaker 1: She gotta get her nut too, So I don't think

1426
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:31,439
Speaker 1: that we're contradicting ourselves. If you go back and listen

1427
01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:34,040
Speaker 1: to the episodes. I have said before that when I

1428
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:36,080
Speaker 1: date guys, I put them into categories. So I have

1429
01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:39,240
Speaker 1: the friend, I have the body, I have the Bay,

1430
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,879
Speaker 1: and I have the Zaddy. As y'all heard, I'm brilliant idiots.

1431
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:45,240
Speaker 1: Zaddy pay the bills. Bay is somebody that I like.

1432
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:48,360
Speaker 1: Body is currently taken by seven. Y'all have heard me

1433
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 1: talk about that dick and then friends. Friends don't get

1434
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,200
Speaker 1: the pussy. So I'm currently looking for somebody that I

1435
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 1: have an emotional connection with um and in the meantime,

1436
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:59,599
Speaker 1: I'm going to be getting fucked. And you know that's

1437
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,360
Speaker 1: just what it is I think I want to say

1438
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:07,680
Speaker 1: before we go, Well, I have one more homemolk men

1439
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:11,759
Speaker 1: and women. Women, stop expecting when you start seeing someone

1440
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,680
Speaker 1: maybe I'll say up to three or four dates that

1441
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 1: they may not have anything else going on. Have low

1442
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:22,160
Speaker 1: fucking expectations on the time people are out there dating.

1443
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:25,360
Speaker 1: Just like he's dating you, he could be dating someone else.

1444
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 1: We are getting to know these people. There should be

1445
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:31,120
Speaker 1: no fucking pressures on them, needing to cut people off

1446
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,240
Speaker 1: for someone they don't even know yet. And men, you

1447
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:35,760
Speaker 1: should expect the same with women. Don't be sitting here

1448
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,960
Speaker 1: when I say, hey, can't meet up with you Thursday,

1449
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:40,519
Speaker 1: but Friday is good for me. What you doing Thursday? Busy?

1450
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:44,960
Speaker 1: Nigga's question ship you know what speaking of? And I'll

1451
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 1: bring this up real quick. There was a guy and

1452
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:50,600
Speaker 1: I recently blocked real quick Block Game Strong. There was

1453
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:53,320
Speaker 1: a block games so strong. So there was a nigga

1454
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,880
Speaker 1: that was talking to me and he like, you know,

1455
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:57,959
Speaker 1: we were planning I guess to go get drinks tattoo artists.

1456
01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:59,799
Speaker 1: So you know, he was trying to He was offering

1457
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:03,160
Speaker 1: to make me his muse because he wanted to um

1458
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:06,639
Speaker 1: get his out. What is it called portfolio? He wanted

1459
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,599
Speaker 1: to get his portfolio up. You know me, I'm inked up,

1460
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,760
Speaker 1: tattered up. I'll take some tattoos. But I guess he

1461
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:13,320
Speaker 1: also kind of liked me. So we're talking, but but

1462
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 1: you know, I'll be quick to put on my I

1463
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:17,400
Speaker 1: g story, just got the best dick of my life,

1464
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:22,839
Speaker 1: singing good dick, and and so he got He literally

1465
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,439
Speaker 1: wrote me and was like, listen, I was really trying

1466
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:27,639
Speaker 1: to funk with you, um, but now I don't even

1467
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,160
Speaker 1: want to look at you like that because I see

1468
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:35,000
Speaker 1: you already sucking somebody. And yes, I'm sucking somebody. I

1469
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,800
Speaker 1: don't nigga, we haven't even met yet. He got mad,

1470
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:39,600
Speaker 1: you know, at the same thing he was pursuing. You

1471
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:44,840
Speaker 1: want to play sometimes awesome, don't ask, don't tell ship. Unfortunately,

1472
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:48,280
Speaker 1: this is our social media personality, right, and maybe that

1473
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,720
Speaker 1: fucking sucks us over, But like, I don't care, bro,

1474
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,160
Speaker 1: I really fucking don't. So what these other bitches ain't

1475
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:57,400
Speaker 1: telling you shit. Fucking three months they're lying. They're lying.

1476
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,200
Speaker 1: We all say three months. We all, well, was the

1477
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 1: last time you had dick? Hold on? How did you

1478
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:06,719
Speaker 1: do it? It's April, You're fucking January, bitch, I ain't

1479
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:13,880
Speaker 1: sucking January since January, so I have um this um

1480
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,000
Speaker 1: one more um question. This is again from a new

1481
01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:19,160
Speaker 1: Brilliant Idiots listener. I love that you guys are just

1482
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:22,040
Speaker 1: feeling like we can, you know, teach you guys some ship.

1483
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:24,280
Speaker 1: So it says, all right, I just started listening to

1484
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:26,200
Speaker 1: you all because of Brilliant Idiots. So I don't know

1485
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:29,160
Speaker 1: if you've talked about it already or even reply, but

1486
01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:32,920
Speaker 1: here we go. So I'm bisexual. This is a man um.

1487
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:35,639
Speaker 1: So I'm bisexual because dick and pussy are both great.

1488
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:38,639
Speaker 1: But literally nine but literally nine times out of ten

1489
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,479
Speaker 1: will just not be interested. So nine times nine out

1490
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:43,960
Speaker 1: of ten, I guess people will just not be interested

1491
01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:45,760
Speaker 1: in me at all once I tell them that I'm

1492
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:48,880
Speaker 1: by and the same thing for guys. Um is it

1493
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:51,599
Speaker 1: something that I should just keep to myself until there's

1494
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:55,519
Speaker 1: a time they need to know or what should I do? Also?

1495
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:57,920
Speaker 1: Real quick? So I responded to him to listen to

1496
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,519
Speaker 1: episode number ten with the buy couple. He said he

1497
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:02,599
Speaker 1: listened to it. He said it really helped him out,

1498
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,720
Speaker 1: but it brought him to one more question. One of

1499
01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:06,800
Speaker 1: y'all said, that you date girls but still want to

1500
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:08,280
Speaker 1: marry a guy in the end. And I know I

1501
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:10,519
Speaker 1: said that, and that's what I want to do, except

1502
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,639
Speaker 1: I want to date guys but marry a girl at

1503
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:15,120
Speaker 1: the end. But that what that has me wondering, is

1504
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:17,559
Speaker 1: it just the waste of time altogether to date the

1505
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,400
Speaker 1: same sex? Then? Sorry that I'm asking so much. And

1506
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:22,559
Speaker 1: I think that it was a great question coming from

1507
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:24,639
Speaker 1: a bisexual male and what he should do in dating,

1508
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:27,599
Speaker 1: because we had the conversation even on brilliant idiots and

1509
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:30,200
Speaker 1: they asked us, so you would suck you would date

1510
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,240
Speaker 1: a guy who sucked a dick before, and we were

1511
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:37,280
Speaker 1: both just like, well, blunt, shut up. There's a dick

1512
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:42,200
Speaker 1: on that blend somewhere. I think, Um, I'm trying to

1513
01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:46,519
Speaker 1: think what he said earlier. He said that if I

1514
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:50,519
Speaker 1: should tell, I want to say this. I think we

1515
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:54,040
Speaker 1: we had a trans guy on who talked about waiting

1516
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:56,479
Speaker 1: to tell after a certain amount of dating with strap

1517
01:15:56,479 --> 01:15:58,400
Speaker 1: ons in the dark. Well that was when he said

1518
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 1: when he was young, but he did say I wanted

1519
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,479
Speaker 1: to wait, like until I feel comfortable enough to tell someone.

1520
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 1: I think it is okay to not disclose your sexual

1521
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:08,200
Speaker 1: orientation until you feel like you're about to get sexual

1522
01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:09,920
Speaker 1: with someone, and if you feel like that's not going

1523
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,320
Speaker 1: to happen until a second or third day, if you

1524
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:16,400
Speaker 1: feel like it's necessary, maybe, But honestly, I think that

1525
01:16:16,479 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 1: people pre judge a lot. And I think as a

1526
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:22,720
Speaker 1: man who might know that how hard it is to

1527
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,720
Speaker 1: come out is bisexual. If you want to keep that

1528
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:27,759
Speaker 1: part of you private until you feel like someone deserves

1529
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:29,760
Speaker 1: to know that part of you, keep it private. Yeah,

1530
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,360
Speaker 1: how However, I will say, because we've actually had this

1531
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:37,760
Speaker 1: conversation as well, Um, I think it's important that your

1532
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:40,840
Speaker 1: partner is aware. So if you do make it into

1533
01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:44,800
Speaker 1: a relationship with someone or or a conversation like that,

1534
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:47,360
Speaker 1: don't go on forever keeping it a secret. I also

1535
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:49,439
Speaker 1: think it's important. So a lot of these guys even

1536
01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:51,720
Speaker 1: have with with hitting us up about the pegging and

1537
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:54,800
Speaker 1: all of that, I think that it's very important that

1538
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 1: whoever you decide to commit to, or whoever you decide

1539
01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:00,320
Speaker 1: to indulge in sexual relations, whether for long term or whatever,

1540
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,400
Speaker 1: I think you need to be with someone who is

1541
01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:04,800
Speaker 1: comfortable and accepts you for you because a lot of

1542
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:06,960
Speaker 1: times this is what leads to either men on the

1543
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 1: d L or cheating or people not being happy in

1544
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:12,639
Speaker 1: their relationships with sex, and I think that you need

1545
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,559
Speaker 1: to kind of be with someone who will accept it.

1546
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:17,960
Speaker 1: And you're listening to a show right now. We're two

1547
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:22,160
Speaker 1: women in corporate America, black females, and we are open

1548
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:25,479
Speaker 1: to accepting our partners with whatever kinks they may bring

1549
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,720
Speaker 1: with them. So I think that it's also important to

1550
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:29,920
Speaker 1: know that this is a conversation you can have. Are

1551
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:33,800
Speaker 1: some people judging, yes. Unfortunately we don't grow up with

1552
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:36,080
Speaker 1: these type of conversations, which is what this platform is

1553
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 1: hopefully doing. I don't tell men actually that I'm bisexual

1554
01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:41,920
Speaker 1: in the beginning because I feel like it's not their business. Well,

1555
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:43,760
Speaker 1: and a lot of guys with me, Oh, they age

1556
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:47,960
Speaker 1: automatically assume we're gonna have I change that. Yeah, and

1557
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,960
Speaker 1: so it's not there now. But his last question, um,

1558
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:54,439
Speaker 1: the last question is he basically wants to marry a

1559
01:17:54,479 --> 01:17:57,360
Speaker 1: woman but wants to keep dating guys said it a

1560
01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:59,040
Speaker 1: waste of time? Is it a waste of time? No,

1561
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:02,439
Speaker 1: you ever somebody who you know is trash. That was

1562
01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:06,880
Speaker 1: a wasted time. No, it wasn't brilliant sex with an idiot.

1563
01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:09,360
Speaker 1: I regret it, but I don't think there's I think

1564
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:13,000
Speaker 1: there's nothing to be said about wasting time with experiences.

1565
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:14,960
Speaker 1: I think that's a terrible way to put it. I

1566
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:18,160
Speaker 1: don't waste time back. I feel like you sitting here saying,

1567
01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:20,759
Speaker 1: are you wasting your time? If you genuinely, genuinely enjoy

1568
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:25,439
Speaker 1: being with both men and women, don't deprive yourself. Someone

1569
01:18:25,479 --> 01:18:28,280
Speaker 1: told me once there's only two things that come out

1570
01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:30,479
Speaker 1: of a relationship. Right when I broke up with lover boy,

1571
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:32,599
Speaker 1: this guy said to me, either break up or either

1572
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:35,640
Speaker 1: get married. As he said to me, and where it

1573
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,960
Speaker 1: made sense for a little bit, I was like, dude,

1574
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,920
Speaker 1: like you can get so much more out of being

1575
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:44,360
Speaker 1: with someone than making it just this or this fucking

1576
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:47,040
Speaker 1: heavy of a situation. Like why can't we just date

1577
01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:50,040
Speaker 1: someone and enjoy what we're doing. You know, I've dated

1578
01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:52,920
Speaker 1: someone that um and it wasn't like serious, like a

1579
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:54,080
Speaker 1: few dates here and there. I think we did it

1580
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,320
Speaker 1: for a few months and we knew he had to

1581
01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:58,280
Speaker 1: leave back to Denmark or the nigga that at the felony,

1582
01:18:58,560 --> 01:19:01,200
Speaker 1: And yeah, when it was over, it was great. It

1583
01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:02,800
Speaker 1: was like, I've enjoyed this time with you so much

1584
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,920
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, like it was no like, oh my god,

1585
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:06,240
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do if we don't get married?

1586
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,680
Speaker 1: And bla blah blah like you're allowed to enjoy your

1587
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:12,640
Speaker 1: experiences and enjoy people without putting these societal pressures up.

1588
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,080
Speaker 1: I have to make this something. You're not wasting your

1589
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:17,240
Speaker 1: time at all by enjoying someone's company. Do you waste

1590
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:19,760
Speaker 1: your time when you hang with friends? I also want

1591
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:25,840
Speaker 1: to say that the level of sexual like happiness and

1592
01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:28,120
Speaker 1: trust that you get with someone to where you can

1593
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:30,439
Speaker 1: be open about the things that you like. I have

1594
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:33,080
Speaker 1: had guys that have come open to me about things

1595
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:35,439
Speaker 1: that they liked, where they've liked what, where They've told me.

1596
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:38,639
Speaker 1: I've never told another woman this, and it literally brings

1597
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:41,840
Speaker 1: you closer to that person. Um So, if this is

1598
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:44,919
Speaker 1: something that you like, just know that there is somebody

1599
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,439
Speaker 1: out there who will accept that from you. I don't

1600
01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:49,680
Speaker 1: think that you need to deprive yourself from it, and

1601
01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:51,599
Speaker 1: I don't think it's something that you need to hide.

1602
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:54,120
Speaker 1: Just know that it may take a little longer for

1603
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,559
Speaker 1: you to find someone who accepts you. And that's fine.

1604
01:19:56,640 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 1: We all have time. Like it's okay, Like, but just

1605
01:20:00,439 --> 01:20:02,000
Speaker 1: know that I don't think you have to settle for

1606
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:04,360
Speaker 1: someone who's not going to accept you for who you are,

1607
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,479
Speaker 1: because listening, there's a whole lot of ship that I

1608
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,559
Speaker 1: want and I want to know that whoever I'm with

1609
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:13,160
Speaker 1: is gonna give me that. Looking at his profile right now,

1610
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:17,519
Speaker 1: oh you see it? Yeah, excious, really nice, you know. So, UM,

1611
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:20,240
Speaker 1: I just want to say that, UM, thank you guys

1612
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,439
Speaker 1: for for writing us. I hope that you guys take

1613
01:20:22,479 --> 01:20:25,400
Speaker 1: our advice. I hope it makes sense. Um. And so

1614
01:20:25,479 --> 01:20:28,400
Speaker 1: if you want to write us a message, Instagram is cool,

1615
01:20:28,479 --> 01:20:30,240
Speaker 1: but like we do get lost in the d m

1616
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:32,840
Speaker 1: s and you obviously in us memes y'all, y'all respond

1617
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:36,040
Speaker 1: to our stories somebody back. It's just like sometimes it

1618
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,639
Speaker 1: does get lost in the DM. So if you can

1619
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,960
Speaker 1: write horrible decisions at gmail dot com, that is the

1620
01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:42,880
Speaker 1: way we really like to receive homemail, and it's the

1621
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,320
Speaker 1: way you'll get your homemail read. Um. If you want

1622
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:47,800
Speaker 1: to give us a voicemail, the numbers eight four or

1623
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:52,040
Speaker 1: five one nine eight zero nine. And before we head out,

1624
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:54,000
Speaker 1: I want to discuss with you guys our patreon So

1625
01:20:54,360 --> 01:20:57,679
Speaker 1: um uh. We started this podcast about a year ago.

1626
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:02,240
Speaker 1: We fund all of our own stuff, our own live shows, UM,

1627
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:05,160
Speaker 1: everything that we do, UM Alex. You might hear them

1628
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:10,559
Speaker 1: in Brilliant Idiots and flagrant and we got paid. UM.

1629
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:13,040
Speaker 1: If you are enjoying the video and you're enjoying the

1630
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:15,240
Speaker 1: audio and stuff like that, your way to support our

1631
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,280
Speaker 1: show is by joining us on Patreon. Patreon is a

1632
01:21:18,280 --> 01:21:20,320
Speaker 1: platform where for five bucks a month, we'll give you

1633
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:24,880
Speaker 1: bonus episodes and you get video footage to every episode. UM.

1634
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:28,080
Speaker 1: If you want some birch, some horrible decisions rched after

1635
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:30,800
Speaker 1: four months of being a fifteen dollar patron, we will

1636
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:32,760
Speaker 1: send you a message for your sizing and send you

1637
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:35,120
Speaker 1: a T shirt or something like. Some shirts are coming out.

1638
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:37,160
Speaker 1: I want to thank all the people who have been

1639
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:40,160
Speaker 1: supporting us. UM. Also, we have an announcement coming for

1640
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:42,120
Speaker 1: you guys. We can't say it here, but you guys

1641
01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:44,559
Speaker 1: will be hearing UM an announcement and so there will

1642
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:47,400
Speaker 1: be some changes being made shortly to the Patreon UM,

1643
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,320
Speaker 1: but we're gonna go ahead and keep you guys updated

1644
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:54,080
Speaker 1: with that. UM. Good enough again, good announcements, all good announcements. UM. Also,

1645
01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:59,080
Speaker 1: if you haven't motherfucking yet, get your motherfucking ticket for

1646
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:01,439
Speaker 1: our show in Atlanta. Sorry, guys, I had to get

1647
01:22:01,439 --> 01:22:03,880
Speaker 1: really and out phone a real quick, but go ahead

1648
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:09,200
Speaker 1: and get I'm just which I'm gonna getting a motherfucking

1649
01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:13,559
Speaker 1: quick with the crowd, Like, bitch, I'm gonna go down

1650
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:17,479
Speaker 1: to the I'm gonna go to the mall. Give me

1651
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:20,400
Speaker 1: some golds for the show because I'm just crossing my

1652
01:22:20,439 --> 01:22:23,000
Speaker 1: fingers and hoping my period ain't all because bitch, I

1653
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,240
Speaker 1: already looked at the timeline. Bitch, I'm gonna be free,

1654
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:29,559
Speaker 1: no blood for me. Who they're just gonna hop on.

1655
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:31,840
Speaker 1: So don't you got a hotel roommate, so Crystal knock

1656
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:33,479
Speaker 1: on my dough. I'm gonna be like, do you think

1657
01:22:33,479 --> 01:22:35,080
Speaker 1: I'll give a funk? I would suck in front of

1658
01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:37,040
Speaker 1: any of my friends. I don't give a fuck. You

1659
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:39,000
Speaker 1: eiven gonna go to the lobby or you're gonna hear

1660
01:22:41,439 --> 01:22:42,760
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. I put on the show.

1661
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:44,400
Speaker 1: I'll suck dick right in front of any of my friends.

1662
01:22:44,439 --> 01:22:47,559
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Y'all know what, fuck what?

1663
01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,439
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to the horrible decisions.

1664
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:54,479
Speaker 1: But no, no, no, honestly, guys, get you subscribe, Get

1665
01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:56,479
Speaker 1: your ticket guys. Um, you can get it in the

1666
01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:58,600
Speaker 1: link in our bios. We have a great show for

1667
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:00,840
Speaker 1: you guys, also sponsored by on Loop. So if you

1668
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:03,559
Speaker 1: come and your pussy is not wet all the time,

1669
01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:05,760
Speaker 1: you're gonna get free loop at our show. It's still fun,

1670
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:07,240
Speaker 1: so at least comfort you want to do a foot

1671
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:11,400
Speaker 1: job without spit, get that funk loop. Um. I'm trying

1672
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:13,680
Speaker 1: to think of what else we want to say. I

1673
01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:16,040
Speaker 1: think that's it. Thank you guys. So if you haven't

1674
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,720
Speaker 1: leave us a review on iTunes, that really helps our

1675
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:20,360
Speaker 1: trajectory with the show, and the reason that that's a

1676
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,960
Speaker 1: big deal. If you don't want to pay for Patreon,

1677
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:25,840
Speaker 1: just leaving comments and subscribing gets us up in the

1678
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:27,200
Speaker 1: chart and it gets more people to listen us, and

1679
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:28,600
Speaker 1: it's gonna get a bit of ad. You know what

1680
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm trying to talk about Casper. I'm trying

1681
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:36,280
Speaker 1: to get some Hello fresh my Nigga, Audible, Luke, Craig Bevil,

1682
01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:42,479
Speaker 1: somebody stop waxing Bevil. I hate you anyways, guys, Thank

1683
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:45,360
Speaker 1: you so much. Um. This has been yet another episode

1684
01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:52,040
Speaker 1: of horrible decisions by Oh