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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most

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Speaker 1: obviously very crucially important today on This is Important, Angry

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Speaker 1: Tangle in a funky jungle. I like both of those

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Speaker 1: a lot. I come from the grind era, you know,

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Speaker 1: Can I smoke weed? Hello, pull the rip chord. Here

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Speaker 1: we go again. Let's go baby, and welcome back to

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Speaker 1: the podcast. Kyle, good to have you again, my man,

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Speaker 1: full bud. Hey, I'm just happy to hear the k fed,

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Speaker 1: happy to hear the diarrhea, happy to see you guys,

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Speaker 1: Happy to be here. Sid friendship. Are we counting this

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Speaker 1: as number two or one? For? This is three? This

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Speaker 1: is three? Yeah, the friendship full boat the boy is

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Speaker 1: back in town and we're not talking then Lizzy, the

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Speaker 1: boy is back in tab You know, guys, I do

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Speaker 1: want to one time on the pod have a serious

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Speaker 1: competition where we all sir. I don't like it, just

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Speaker 1: trying to sing the song as well as we can,

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Speaker 1: no joke about it. Oh dude, I was thinking about

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Speaker 1: that blake here it is. What do you mean? I

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Speaker 1: was singing the old Folgers theme because I got this.

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Speaker 1: Should we eats try that okay, Yeah, I'm an Oakland

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Speaker 1: coffee man. Yeah, I'll start and don't be funny about it. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I was testing my mike and I was doing it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you ready, Okay, wet my whistle. So weirdly, why did

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Speaker 1: folgers give us? They sent me a mug too, in

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Speaker 1: like five kick ups because they're fucking jeez, they get it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: big shout out. Yeah, and they have the best theme

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Speaker 1: song of all time. And here it goes. Here's my rendition.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's hear it. The best part Awake Enough

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Speaker 1: his folders in your cup? Okay, okay, very good? Started

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Speaker 1: off rough, rough, rough, Yeah, n't. I mean it's cool.

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Speaker 1: It's cool to hear someone try. And that's I think

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Speaker 1: it's all right. Well, I think I should go ahead.

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Speaker 1: I want to redo. Okay, wait, now, really try. The

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Speaker 1: best part of Waken Up is full just in your

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Speaker 1: cup rushed in at the end, he did. He kind

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Speaker 1: of pulled the ripcord on school. Jus in your cup.

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Speaker 1: I think what happened is Dursk got a little scared

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Speaker 1: at the end. Was he was being a little vulnerable.

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Speaker 1: I was scared my career was going to take off? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was being a little vulnerable by singing, and that

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Speaker 1: that scared him. I don't want to get pigeon held

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Speaker 1: as a musician. You have a very um Who was raspy?

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Speaker 1: Raspy voice? Yeah? Who was that guy in like the nineties?

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Speaker 1: He had kind of a mullet. He was like Rick Ashley.

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Speaker 1: Are we talking the nineties? Yeah? Wait? No, what was

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Speaker 1: that guy's name? He was cool talking about Don Henley

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Speaker 1: of the Eagle. No, I'm not talking about Don Henley.

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Speaker 1: It was was summer. What was that guy's name? Funk?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to Tom Waits. What do you mean? Yeah, Tom, Wait,

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Speaker 1: there's a ton of people with raspy voices. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: Tom Waits. It was like he didn't sing Desperado. Brian Adams?

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Speaker 1: Is it Brian Adams? Brian Adams is not Brian Adams,

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Speaker 1: But you are Brian Adams adjacent. Did he sing on

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Speaker 1: the Robin Hood soundtrack or not? He must have. This

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Speaker 1: guy was built for the Robin Hood soundtrack. Oh fun, alright,

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Speaker 1: it was Rod Stewart, obviously, Rod Stewart, Rod Stewart, Rod Stewart.

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Speaker 1: It's freaking well blake. If you don't know, then you

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Speaker 1: don't know, and it's your turn to sing. Okay that

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Speaker 1: thank you. You can't set it up and then try

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Speaker 1: to dodge the singing, right all right here, right here

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Speaker 1: we go, all right. The best part of Waking Up

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Speaker 1: it's food, Jos in your cup, wow, with the flourishes,

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Speaker 1: a little flourish. It sounded real, Yeah, a little flourish

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Speaker 1: on it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. That was great.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that was a good rendition. Bro. Here's what's

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Speaker 1: cool is that, Adam you sing? I don't sing, though,

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Speaker 1: and I'm wondering how much better yours is actually going

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Speaker 1: to be the now come on? Yeah, probably not much better.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing is. I don't sing. No, don't preface. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, let's hear it. The best part of Waking

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Speaker 1: us for jos in Yokapa. That was really good. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know the song, dude. I like

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Speaker 1: that you made it your own. No, that was really

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Speaker 1: really good. It was like a much higher register arguably

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Speaker 1: the best yes part of wake can Yeah, it's full

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Speaker 1: just seen yo. Come now that one has some steak

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Speaker 1: my range. I thought it was higher that was Skinny

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Speaker 1: Luther right there. That sounded like the mini mall guy.

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Speaker 1: It's just like a mini mom market. Oh yeah, that

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Speaker 1: guy freaking Oh my god? Hey can I can I

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Speaker 1: rock your guys world? Absolutely? Chocolate okay, changes the game.

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Speaker 1: Got chocolated pay Day. Now, if you've been listening to

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Speaker 1: us for a long time, you'll remember that I gotta

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Speaker 1: Payday candy bar. We kind of got into it about it.

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Speaker 1: Not really. Um well, some of us like it, some

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Speaker 1: of us don't. Is there somebody some of us claim

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Speaker 1: it's a candy bar, some of us don't. And this

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Speaker 1: one's covered in chocolate. So is this just a baby Ruth? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's definitely they are. Ye? Does baby Ruth have the

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Speaker 1: connective tissue the same as the payd the new Get membrane.

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Speaker 1: I thought a baby Ruth was just uh like pay

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Speaker 1: It was just a naked baby root. But now this

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Speaker 1: is a chocolate p It's just caramel, right or caramel caramel?

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Speaker 1: How do you say it? I don't know, I say

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Speaker 1: it both ways. New Gets. I thought it was nugat

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Speaker 1: on the inside. No, the stuff in the in the

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Speaker 1: Three Musketeers is the new Get. I think that was

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Speaker 1: like a caramel Yeah, you're right, covered peanut caramel bar,

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Speaker 1: but now it's covered in chocolate. Connective tissue is caramel? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So let me ask you this is that here to stay?

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Speaker 1: Is that a permanent or is that a limited edition

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Speaker 1: chocolate covered pa because some of these limited edition candies

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Speaker 1: are fucking good as fucking I wish they'd stick around. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know who went crazy. I don't know if it's

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Speaker 1: here to stay. But Reese's over the holidays when crazy

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Speaker 1: bro peanut rittle. Reese's peanut butter cups were so fucking good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I about lost my mind. I almost lost it. They

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Speaker 1: had a Reese's Peanut butter Christmas sweater that you could buy.

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Speaker 1: I took a bunch of pictures. I'll post them. But

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Speaker 1: like I was at CVS and I was just in

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Speaker 1: the isisland and they had a zillion insane things. Dude,

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Speaker 1: the peanut brittle. If you can still get out there

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Speaker 1: and get some of those Christmas candies before they expire,

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Speaker 1: peanut brittle, peanut brittle or was it toffee peanut butter cups?

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Speaker 1: This one I got, like specifically, these had these peanut brittle.

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Speaker 1: It was delicious. I mean, from a marketing perspective, it

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Speaker 1: sounds good. Peanut brittle cups are freaking lutely they went crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're buying that for the fam over the Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Good job and feel free. Reese is to send us

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Speaker 1: like no shots fired against Folders. I like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I actually don't really like folgers, but you know, it's

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Speaker 1: nice that they sent us stuff. But look at that cup.

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Speaker 1: Folders is like, this is a diner cup. They sent

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Speaker 1: They really are. Yeah, that's right, Well you say that, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: But what came in that cup some fucking bullshit cured cups. Well,

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Speaker 1: I know in their plastic too. You shouldn't be using

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Speaker 1: the plastic curing cups, use the biodegradable ones. That's where

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Speaker 1: my dad hides his weed in a an old folders can. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it really is the best part of waking up, waking bake.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why he hides it, because who is

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Speaker 1: he hiding it from you so you don't smoke his weed? Also,

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Speaker 1: is he hiding it or just keeping it in a

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Speaker 1: place your mom will take that ship. Yeah, man, roll

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Speaker 1: it up and know you have to go in his shed.

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Speaker 1: It's behind his toolbox. It's hidden. It's fully like he

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Speaker 1: has to explain where it is. Let a man live

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Speaker 1: in exciting life. Yeah, you know it's important. I think

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Speaker 1: with like eleven dollars of weed on them. I have

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Speaker 1: knives hidden all over my house. I believe that about you. Also,

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Speaker 1: though folders cans were they used to come in a

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Speaker 1: If you saved him, you wash them out, you can

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Speaker 1: put stuff in him. Tax screws. They're perfect for workshops.

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Speaker 1: So you know, maybe your maybe your pop's got something

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Speaker 1: go ahead, Blake. Well, I was just saying, like, also,

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Speaker 1: half the fun of smoking weed is when it's illegal

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Speaker 1: That's done. Though you know I love weed and I

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Speaker 1: love weed. Uh like here in California, it's fun all

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Speaker 1: or any of the like little cookies that you can

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Speaker 1: send it. And I got a three year old, right

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Speaker 1: and my three year old is like like if I

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Speaker 1: he'll be like, you eat chocolate, you you have chocolate.

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Speaker 1: Right now. I come in to like read him a story,

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Speaker 1: have sticky kind okay, And he was like, he was like,

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Speaker 1: what do you smell like? Like I came in smelling

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Speaker 1: I was like, uh. And my wife's like, just say

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Speaker 1: plant medicine, plant medicine, and I was like, alright, cool,

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Speaker 1: I smell like plant medicine and that's what it is, medicine.

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Speaker 1: That's a really good uh good weed name. You should

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Speaker 1: open start that call it God's purpose. I remember as

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Speaker 1: me go downstairs where my dad was with his brothers,

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Speaker 1: and they'd be down there and they were obviously smoking weed,

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Speaker 1: but what they would do is also just chain smoked

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Speaker 1: the weed smell that was that strong. I would be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's important. So do you think you should start to

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Speaker 1: smoke too again to sort of mask the weed smell?

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Speaker 1: Or you just wait, what what was that? You gotta

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Speaker 1: start smoking cigarettes again me to mask it for my kid? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Or get off the podcast or get off the pod? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, that's a hello the chord. Here we go again.

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Speaker 1: I was very surprised about weed because my dad obviously

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Speaker 1: he was like, I just want to see if I

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Speaker 1: And then the doctor we're all face timing because of

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Speaker 1: I thought it was fun. I thought it's fun. I agree, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: have done that. You guys should have done like the kids,

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Speaker 1: the dudes who like dance on the ottoman. You guys

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Speaker 1: Homegirl from Modern Family Adam helped me out. Julie Bowen.

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Speaker 1: Julie Bowen went on before me and they did this

421
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Speaker 1: game where they had to answer a question with three

422
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Speaker 1: examples of like, hey, name five things you hate about

423
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Speaker 1: dogs or whatever, and then they would be like, ship,

424
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Speaker 1: that's easy. You have five seconds to do it. You

425
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Speaker 1: have five seconds. It's three things and fives handle their weed.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't the question, but yeah, it was. It was

427
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Speaker 1: similar to that five ways you'd kill it, and one

428
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Speaker 1: of them was like, uh, name three things you could

429
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Speaker 1: call your lady parts, and she called it. She called

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Speaker 1: one of them an angry tangle, angry tangle, and then

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Speaker 1: the like funky jungle. And I was like, God, is

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Speaker 1: this gonna air? She she was funny to dang, I

433
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Speaker 1: would have that would be hard to do that. I

434
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Speaker 1: should have. I should have played this for for for

435
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Speaker 1: dirrors coming up as I back it up into him,

436
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Speaker 1: I feel like ratings would have soared. They would have

437
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Speaker 1: been sexually angry tangle in a funky jungle. I like

438
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Speaker 1: both of those a lot. By the way, funky jungle

439
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: isn't even what it was. It was like nastier than that.

440
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Speaker 1: Was it safe for TV? Did it? Did it pass? Uh? Yeah?

441
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Speaker 1: Well the thing is is you forget, like Blake forgets.

442
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 1: I also forgot what those daytime talk shows are are.

443
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Speaker 1: You know, people staying at home with their kids, raising

444
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Speaker 1: their kids. A lot of a lot of moms, you know,

445
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 1: staying home with their kids. A lot of young moms,

446
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: old mom and old moms. But sorry, mom, they're now

447
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,199
Speaker 1: like our age. So it's a bunch of like thirty

448
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: something year old women that are are staying at home

449
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 1: and watching daytime TV, and so you know, they want

450
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Speaker 1: to laugh, they want to laugh super horny. They're not

451
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Speaker 1: all they're not all seventy year old and the love

452
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Speaker 1: that stuff. I get that though. It's horny and moms

453
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Speaker 1: horny and you want to laugh. As we established last week,

454
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Speaker 1: they're super horny. Yeah, you're at home. We've we've established

455
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Speaker 1: that they're going straight from Young and the Restless over

456
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Speaker 1: to Ellen and they are steamed up from that. Do

457
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Speaker 1: you guys know any soap opera actors? Like I was

458
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Speaker 1: thinking about that the other day. Those motherfucker's work like

459
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Speaker 1: every single day, new episode, like and and the people

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Speaker 1: who are on that show, on those shows are on

461
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Speaker 1: them for like thirty plus years and I don't think

462
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Speaker 1: I know, And they do like eighteen pages a day. Yeah,

463
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Speaker 1: I knew. I knew one dude. I'm I'm eating the

464
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Speaker 1: hey Day right now? Is it charl Adam Adam? You

465
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Speaker 1: might have met this dude once. His name is um.

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Speaker 1: I think his name is Charles Divins. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like beautiful, man. I feel like our homies.

468
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Speaker 1: Satara Falcon was did a was he? Yeah? I thought

469
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Speaker 1: he did for a little bit. I didn't know that

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Speaker 1: I don't read. You say they shoot eighteen pages a day,

471
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Speaker 1: isn't don't they have to come up with a new

472
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Speaker 1: episode every day, isn't it? Like? And these writers, these

473
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Speaker 1: writers are just like God, then he has an eye

474
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Speaker 1: patch now and the cousin's not dead. And because those

475
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Speaker 1: are like long ass episodes too, right there filling an

476
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Speaker 1: hour time spot, no half hour half hour and their

477
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Speaker 1: half hour daytime soaps. Okay, yeah, um, but this dude,

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Speaker 1: Charles Divon, he was like the hottest guy you've ever seen. Absolutely,

479
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Speaker 1: And as far as acting went, we will be doing

480
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Speaker 1: like scenes and stuff, and it's not like he would be.

481
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Speaker 1: You'd be like, oh my god, this guy's gonna get

482
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: an oscar. But he's so casually easily could just look

483
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Speaker 1: at a page and then like a couple of pages

484
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Speaker 1: and then just like throw it away and then say

485
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 1: the lines, and you were like, oh, he not only

486
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: memorized them as fast as you've ever seen anybody memorize them,

487
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: but he made them his own, like very natural, you

488
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Well, I think it was, it

489
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Speaker 1: really is. I think you could get I think all

490
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Speaker 1: of us could get there, though, I mean, because we're

491
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: not smoking on set is true. But it's like when

492
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Speaker 1: when we were like in the rhythm, you know, coming

493
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 1: back from the pandemic and then getting back into you know,

494
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: the show. Like with for me The Right Gemstones, I

495
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: felt rusty the first couple of days, and then I

496
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: started to find my rhythm, and then the later in

497
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 1: the season I could memorize much quicker than I could before.

498
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,239
Speaker 1: But if you're on a show like that and you

499
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Speaker 1: have to, I feel like you would just get better

500
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 1: at memorization exponentially. When I did UM Champions for NBC,

501
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: UMX wrought it somewhere UM, but the way it was

502
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: written was kind of like everyone had like a chunk

503
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Speaker 1: of dialogue where you would kind of say your own

504
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: set up, your own punchline, and then your own tag

505
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: as opposed to like you sang a set up and

506
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: then someone else zooming by with the punch line. UM.

507
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: So you have these like chunks to memorize, and it

508
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: broke my brain because at Workaholics it was a little

509
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: bit more like passing the mic, and if we did

510
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: go on a rant, it was most likely not scripted,

511
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: so you're still passing it back and forth because it's

512
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 1: improv yes, and we would be improvising and if we

513
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Speaker 1: had like a long thing, you could kind of wing

514
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: it and change the word here, we're there. But so

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00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 1: like my brain just broke doing that. And then ever

516
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: since I've done that show, I can memorize things so

517
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: much easier than ever before, just because I had to,

518
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: because I was like, well, funk, I don't want to

519
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: be the guy who doesn't know it um and now

520
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: to read something memorizing it, it's unless there's like a

521
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: weird fucking Every once in a while, they'll be something

522
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Speaker 1: that I just can't click with, that'll be like this

523
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: line will not transfer in my brain for some reason.

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Speaker 1: Do you think those like when you have the skill?

525
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Speaker 1: I mean, I've never done it, but do you think

526
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: like those actors like that your friend on the soap?

527
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: Is he like taking a fucking picture of the page

528
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: with his mind? Like how is that happened? That's Meryl

529
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: Streep apparently like she can read a script once or

530
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: twice and has it memorized, has it has like images

531
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Speaker 1: of it and she knows where not even well, I

532
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: don't know if it's it's she sees the page or

533
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: she internalizes what she's read but she just can read

534
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: it a few page and I'm like, well, no, wonder,

535
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: you're good. Then if I could memorize like that and

536
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: have it baked in my soul that quick, I'd be

537
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: so good. She's not that good, is what I'm saying.

538
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: She sucks. She just has this incredible skill. Fucking thanks.

539
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: You remember the table read for the Intern and the

540
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: table read for the Intern, which DERs and I were

541
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: both in with Anne Hathaway and Robert De Niro, Anne

542
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: Hathaway and Zach Broman twin. Anne Hathaway didn't look down

543
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Speaker 1: at her page. She had memorized the script, the whole

544
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Speaker 1: script before the table read, which is I had totally crazy,

545
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: insane thing to do. Like it's usually you just learn

546
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: your dialogue for the day before, or yes, or you

547
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: might or you might look at like what you're doing

548
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 1: for that week and then sort of at just having

549
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: in the back of your brain. But she she was

550
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: like looking at us and turning the page as she's

551
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: say in her line, and I'm like, no, wonder why

552
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: she's like an Academy Award winner. Well, that's like, I mean,

553
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: that's probably you know, obviously, it's part of her process.

554
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: But I would imagine that that's like the one time

555
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: as an actor you get to I mean, this is

556
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: how I think about it. As a director, like that's

557
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: the one time you get to go through from start

558
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: to finish and emotionally feel the fucking thing. Yeah, and

559
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: acted as if it's a play. Yeah, because it's not

560
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: gonna happen after that. After that you're just gonna be

561
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: shooting pieces and talking about pieces. So that's an incredibly

562
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: important part. Yeah, I'm with you on that, to go

563
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: from A to B. I think I told this story

564
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: on the pod, but since we're doing that, um in,

565
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: Mike hem read with her. She like fully cried when

566
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 1: she was supposed to cry, as opposed to just like

567
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: all right, let's see if this guy is any good

568
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: and I'll kind of like read with them. She like

569
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: went in and I was like, Oh, I'm not gonna

570
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: get this. She's this is crazy. She's too good. We're

571
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: in a tiny, tiny room with other people, and somehow

572
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: she just fully cried and did the scene for really. Yeah,

573
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: that's about some people are great at that. Since you

574
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: gotta cry better, well we Hey, Kyle, while you were gone,

575
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: I cried watching The New Ghostbusters the Paul read one,

576
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: Paul one, is that what we're calling it? Yeah, that's what.

577
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: That's what. Well, I don't know. I'm coming out of

578
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: a hole. Did you see it? No, I'm coming out

579
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: of a hole. I just saw the first image. Where

580
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: can we watch it? Can we watch? Can we rent it? Yet?

581
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: It's viable on I think so? Yeah, I know you

582
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: can get on iTunes. I saw Okay, I think I

583
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: saw a little banner for it the other day. That's

584
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: how I know it's was well done. My kid loved it,

585
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: that's all I know. So you cried, you cried? Yeah,

586
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: it was weird. But you know what, I'm actually pissed

587
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah. I feel like I was being manipulate,

588
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: kind of lost my tough friends. Yeah, it's like there

589
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 1: goes the Yeah, and you know what, as your tough

590
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: friend as I'm sure for everyone. Absolutely, Yeah, it's tough

591
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: to be that anymore. Well, sorry, my emotionally unavailable friend.

592
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.

593
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: My soulless friend, arted, my soul is friend, my robotic friend.

594
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: A good job. I just need to reach ourt, I

595
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: just need to reach my brother said the same thing.

596
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,719
Speaker 1: My my bro said he cried and he loved it

597
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: and all that, and I'm like, Okay, I gotta check

598
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: it out. I mean, you know me, I love crying

599
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: during movies. You think it'll get me, it's get oh yeah,

600
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: but bitch, I love it. It's it's very like if

601
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: you like Ghostbusters, they're they're going for your heart strings.

602
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: Absolutely cool, cool, cool, We love that. All right, Well

603
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: check it out. Slimber dies, No, are you serious in it? None? No,

604
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: Slimber's note in it. Slimer's not in it. There's no

605
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: Adam Ray origin story or like after the fact or whatever. God,

606
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: Adam Ray is Adam Ray, Slimer. Adam Ray was in

607
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: the um in the Ghostbusters with the with the female cast.

608
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: Remember he was like the rock star that's just called Ghostbusters. Yeah,

609
00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: but he's also isn't he also the voice of Slimer? Bros.

610
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: Might be you might be, absolutely he is. He is

611
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: no idea that he's the voice of Slimer and the

612
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: Paul Fie my gosh, oh yeah, he's in the rock band. Yeah,

613
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 1: but he's also the voice of Slimer was huge. By

614
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: the way. Adam Ray is a friend of ours uh

615
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 1: and a very very funny comedian, good buddy of mine.

616
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: He's among angel, he's among angel, he's among angel, he's

617
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: among the among angels. And he was the efficient at

618
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 1: my wedding. Yes, he was. Did a great job, did

619
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Speaker 1: a great job. Yeah, he really made a little a

620
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: little set out of it. Yeah, but did he did

621
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: he do a lot of jokes and stuff or what now?

622
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: A couple of jokes as much as yeah, he hit

623
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: me up. I'll let you know a full disclosure. He

624
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: hit me up before that and was like, hey, in

625
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: workshop and a few and then some of them were

626
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 1: like roast and I was like, maybe don't roast people

627
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: in the audience. He did the same thing to me.

628
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: He's like, dude, I got this joke about Adam's sister,

629
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: like should I do it? And I'm like, that's it.

630
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you're asking me, maybe just don't

631
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,919
Speaker 1: do it. That's it. That was it. What was the joke?

632
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: I didn't know this. What was the joke? It was

633
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 1: something about yeah, let's do it here in front of

634
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: hundreds of thousands of people. No, it was something about

635
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: her having like a U T I or something. I mean,

636
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't even remember. I just I

637
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: just knew. It was like, I'm like, don't I've done

638
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: it before, I've been the officiant. It's not worth it.

639
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: You want to talk about love, Yeah, that's it. No,

640
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: he did. He did a great job. It was it

641
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: was pretty short and sweet. I think the whole thing

642
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: was twenty minutes or so. We got the video back

643
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 1: from the wedding and just you saw ghosts. There were ghosts.

644
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 1: There was tons of spirits around the tons of ghosts

645
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: and spirits. No I got talking about that, dude. I

646
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: thought I was looking pretty good because of because I

647
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: got COVID right before the wedding and so I like

648
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: lost lost of some COVID fat and uh but then

649
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,760
Speaker 1: we we did nothing but drink for like three days

650
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: straight before the wedding. So my head is so fucking

651
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: fat and bloated for all the wedding photos and this

652
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: video specifically, and then I'm just like crying. I cried

653
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: the whole goddamn time. Uh oh yeah, the bitch, And

654
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: I'm just like, man, I look horrible, But it made

655
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 1: me go like this is actually probably better that I

656
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 1: like truly look shitty that that way when I get older,

657
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 1: and my and my kids are like, can I see

658
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: your your mom's wedding photos? And I showed them and

659
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: they go, oh, you look the same. You've been fat

660
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: the whole time. You've been kind of fat, ugly the

661
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: whole time. And I'm like, exactly, yes, your boobs are huge.

662
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: It's always weird when someone gets in fantastic shape for

663
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: their wedding and then like immediately they just go back

664
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: to their regular body size. And then you're like, you're

665
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: always look back at your wedding and you're and you're like, oh,

666
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: I look horrible now. I remember being at like a

667
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: house of a neighbor a friend growing up and seeing

668
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 1: their the parents who were like heavier, seeing their wedding

669
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: picture and being like, oh my god, who is that

670
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: and kind of putting it together and going, oh, like

671
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: does a few hundred pounds ago sick? Hey, but you

672
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: had it hundred pounds. People get older, they get bigger.

673
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: It's the Midwest. They turned into my six hundred pounds sister.

674
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: Pasta's a hell of a drug. I love miss Pasta.

675
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: Can I tell you guys this idea that has to

676
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 1: do with coast at weddings slim slimer's been off. You

677
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: know how people like you can watch these YouTube clips

678
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: of where it's like coasts are real check it out,

679
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: and it's pretty obvious that somebody with after effects is

680
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:52,240
Speaker 1: taking back is taking low rez like like online videos

681
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: or whatever and putting a low rez like blur in

682
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 1: the background and ship They're getting pretty good. It's like

683
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 1: they're it's cool looking. And I was like, this would

684
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 1: be the funniest fucking thing to do to my parents.

685
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: Just get their wedding video and go put a fucking

686
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: ghost throughout the wedding video on the old like VHS quality,

687
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: so it's like and then on their wedding or on

688
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: their anniversaries say we have to pull it out. I'll

689
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: get the tape. Come on, I'll be the one to

690
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: do it. No, this is actually like unlocking something. I think.

691
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: I think that's where they would they would know if

692
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: if they were like, if you were the one that like,

693
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: we have to watch the tape, I'll get it. You

694
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: play that part organically, you can definitely make it happen.

695
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: You can make that happen. Then you put the tape

696
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,720
Speaker 1: in and it's like, what the funk was that? There's

697
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,479
Speaker 1: like ah wait, what was that. My parents don't have

698
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: a tape. They don't even they have like one photo

699
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: from their wedding and I'm like, you guys didn't take

700
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: any photos and they're like any memory video this could

701
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: work with That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you this you

702
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: could layer like new c g I on old like

703
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: footage of videos and you you could make something very

704
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: cool like do you guys were talking about Forrest Gump.

705
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: That's a that's just like exactly put Forrest Gump. They're

706
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: like picking up the girl's books. Maybe you can make

707
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: it subtle, like remember in three minut in a Baby

708
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: that where they said there was that dude like stand

709
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: closet in the closet and it was like everybody's like

710
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 1: it's a ghost or it was like a serial killer. Dude,

711
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: you could do that. We gotta show that now, we

712
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 1: gotta we should show that clip or we'll post that picture.

713
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean there was like a person there's

714
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: a scanning shot that goes past a closet and you

715
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: see somebody looking through the like the closet doors that

716
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: are not fully closed. This is pre internet, so it's

717
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: all word of mouth. Dude. What it is, it's for sure.

718
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: Just like the wardrobe girl who got stuck on set

719
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: and they're like rolling and and she's like they found

720
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 1: out what it was, like a cardboard stand up. It

721
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: was like a cardboard standout up of like ted dancing

722
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: or something, or like Howie Mandel. I think it was

723
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: either ted dancing or but that was that's also disproven.

724
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: That's a word Mandel in The Three Men and a

725
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: Baby that was the joke. But he had a haircut

726
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: that could have been. It was of the time. But

727
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 1: what about the Wizard of oz One, there's like footage

728
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: of somebody hanging No, it's the bird's neck. There's one.

729
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: There's birds on set, like a tall crane looking things

730
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: and it's but that was another very famous one is

731
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: there was like a big shot and then they said

732
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: they said a little person hung themself. A little person

733
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: that's one of the Munchkin Guild hung on the Oh. Yeah,

734
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 1: that's what's called. I was. I was in the Lollipop

735
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: Guild in my first one to play. Yeah, and in

736
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: the second grade. So you've always been a union guy. Yeah,

737
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,879
Speaker 1: I'm always part of the guild. I was always paying too, right, dude,

738
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: I played Uncle I played Uncle Ben in the Wizard

739
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: of Oz in the community theater performance. Yeah, front and back.

740
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: Baby was there. When she left Wizard of Oz, Baby

741
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: Anders was in Get on Broadway. So he wishes I

742
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:08,439
Speaker 1: was Wicked. My whole life hook up, he wishes that

743
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: that that performance. Like my mom had to make the wardrobe,

744
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: you know, because it's like a high school production and

745
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: I'm like eight years old, and uh, she just dressed me.

746
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 1: She went to like costume shop. My mom can't sew

747
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: and isn't handy when it comes to that kind of stuffed,

748
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: so she went to a costume shop and uh just

749
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: bought me a pirate's outfit. So I'm just dressed as

750
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: a fucking pirate. And then when I get that striped

751
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: socks and like the short pants, Yeah, it was fun.

752
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 1: And then and then we go and now I'm stress

753
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: as a pirate. And my dad came late and we

754
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 1: had just gotten a new like a video camera, you know,

755
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: and there there's like early nineties and so he's like,

756
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm in a videotape. And he got there late. He

757
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: was coming from work or something. And he sets up

758
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: in the back with a with a big tripod in

759
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: this giant ass camera and he films the wrong kid

760
00:41:57,719 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: what for the full hour and a half? Wait what?

761
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: Because he didn't know what I was wearing. My mom

762
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: just sort of explained it. I've been on the train

763
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: for a month. He filmed another child until until you

764
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: see me, like skip past the frame and he just

765
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: finds me, and then all of a sudden you see

766
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: him like like and go like, oh, we're following this kid,

767
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 1: We're following my sunday. Okay, Well, now with the magic

768
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,720
Speaker 1: of Kyle's c g I, we can plug you into

769
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,720
Speaker 1: it and it can look like your dad never sucked

770
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,879
Speaker 1: anything up. He had you. Kyle's a Mecca's be great,

771
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: but it's me, my current age. But also, I mean,

772
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: you know, I know where your dad would I know

773
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: the stress, the stress that your dad must have been

774
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: feeling just to set that fucking video camera up. He

775
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: didn't run and plug it in, put the tape in,

776
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: and then there's a kid, and dude, what a bitch.

777
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: I was too. I remember like coming home like wanting

778
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: to see the performance, and he was he was like, no,

779
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: we don't need to watch. He was like he was like,

780
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: let's just what do you want to eat when we

781
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: can get some Kentucky fried chicken. That's my favorite meal.

782
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 1: And I'm like, like, no, I want to watch it.

783
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: And then we watched it, and then I see that

784
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: heat and I just cried for like hours straight to

785
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,959
Speaker 1: eating chicken, crying. What a little bit just crying into

786
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 1: your bucket of was spicy? Cassie out. Yeah, at this point,

787
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: my god, And in fact, I don't even know if

788
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 1: it was KFC. I might have been on my heart

789
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: He's fried Chicken tip at that point. Did Hardy's have

790
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: fried chicken? Yeah? Yeah, it was good. Heartiest fried Chicken

791
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: was the ship we and heart He's is Burger King

792
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: or I don't know what hard He's is. And they

793
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:39,240
Speaker 1: had chicken. Yeah, they had fried chickens. In your favorite decade, Blake,

794
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: they shout out to Brown's Chicken, a Chicago land staple

795
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 1: of the nineties. It doesn't exist anymore. Okay, there's so

796
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: here's a short story that no one will understand. The

797
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,439
Speaker 1: Brown's Chicken murders happened in like the early nineties, where

798
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 1: a bunch of people got murdered Brown's Chicken. Cut to

799
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: like fifteen years later, my family goes to Europe, where

800
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: my brother was living and in Germany. We go to

801
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: Paris to see the Eiffel Tower. We're in line to

802
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: go up the Eiffel Tower and the person behind us goes,

803
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: did you hear they found out who did the Brown's

804
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: chicken murders. We all turned around and go, I'm sorry,

805
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: did you just talk about the Brown's chicken murders? And

806
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: they're like yeah, who, well who did it? Some fucking guy?

807
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: And then some like like I think it was like

808
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: an angry girlfriend. There's like he did it? What make

809
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: this fucking Netflix documentary murder? This is your yeah, chicken murder?

810
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: That sounds like something that I would like to watch. Yeah,

811
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: you should do it from the perspective of your family

812
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: so you can get to Paris and be in line.

813
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry what I'm sorry? Let me call Let

814
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: me call Shonda, who is also a Chicago land native

815
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: and into it yet, yes, get it? Are there any flowers,

816
00:44:56,120 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 1: any takebacks? Any um flowers shout out to Brown's chicken? Okay, man,

817
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: I'd like to give some flowers to my dad. You know,

818
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 1: shooting that that camera, uh, you know, hiding that weed.

819
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: He was doing his absolute best and it was his

820
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: birthday the other day, so happy, happy, keeping going strong.

821
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: This is gonna come out like a month after his birthday.

822
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: But I love the guy. And how old is now

823
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: legit and senior citizen. Yeah that's like what the cheaper

824
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 1: menu and Denny's and movies and stuff. He gets some discounts.

825
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: He's pretty pumped on it. Fuck yeah, that's so sick. Uh,

826
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: Flowers to Folders, thanks for being there looking. Should you

827
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: talk about how good that mug looks? Look at that

828
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 1: classic Flowers to the to the o G Classic Folders,

829
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: cup diner, mug baby, Thank you. And I'd like to

830
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: give a special shout out to General Hospital. Thank you

831
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: for all the years you've put in on television. You

832
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: were around when I was sick home from school and

833
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 1: my mom was entertained by you. So thank you so

834
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: much for everything you're doing over there. Guys, keep it

835
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: up very well. Said Oh and uh real quick plug,

836
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:19,840
Speaker 1: Please watch The Righteous Gemstones Sunday night, ten pm. Is

837
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 1: that gonna be that's it's gonna Oh yeah, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it comes out this Sunday, and then and then we

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Speaker 1: had nine episodes, so it'll it'll be out perfect, perfect

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Speaker 1: coming in hot hot hot hot hot hot. You know what, Adam,

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Speaker 1: You know what that is. To me? That is and

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Speaker 1: it's this, it's not that, but that. Should we do

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Speaker 1: it again? This time day, way better the second time.