1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza delivers. Get a local handcraft 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com. It's 4 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: another Jubila on the twenties. To me, I'm moving. Thank 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 1: you for calling international to continue in English press one. 6 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: Your call is very important to us as a part 7 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: of our commitment to quality. This call may be monitored 8 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:33,479 Speaker 1: or recorded. Customer service, This is Tiffany. How do I 9 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 1: help you? Hello? My name is Sebastian Giles, and I 10 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,280 Speaker 1: have an issue with one of your faulty food products. 11 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that, sir. Yes, I think I 12 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:47,520 Speaker 1: think we're all sorry to hear it, aren't we? We are? 13 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: I do apologize for experience. What is the nature of 14 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: your complaint? Well, I'm glad you finally asked, if you 15 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: must know, I'm having a five star dinner party for 16 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,080 Speaker 1: some of my richest friends and call leagues, and that 17 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: one of my servers just alerted me to something shocking 18 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: about one of your crackers, and that I was appalled. Again, 19 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: I'm very sorry, sir. Was what cracker? Was it that 20 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:16,399 Speaker 1: you're referring it was the triske it. Okay, and what 21 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,240 Speaker 1: exactly was the issue? Well, I will I will tell 22 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: you if you'd stop being so lippy. Normally, the trisket 23 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,679 Speaker 1: is a dry cracker by nature. I don't think you'd 24 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: argue with that. No, you are correct. Okay. Well, these 25 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: trisk its, the ones in question, are extra dry. Would 26 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,680 Speaker 1: you care to explain? Would I care to explain? Yes? 27 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 1: What did you do to my triske it? S I 28 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 1: didn't do anything to your trisket. Oh, so you're going 29 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 1: to tell me that the trisket just dried itself out? 30 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: Then I find that very hard to believe. I hope 31 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 1: you can tell from my accelerated speech and the high 32 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: volume of my voice that I am not pleased. I 33 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: do get that. I do get that you are not pleased. 34 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 1: I apologize. I did not do anything to your trisket. 35 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: Let me tell you this. I so, Giles, do not 36 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: accept your apology, okay, and I do not accept your 37 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 1: answer either, Sir. I am really sorry that you feel 38 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: that way. I am with customer service, so I am 39 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:15,200 Speaker 1: here to help. Yes, let's highlight that for a moment, 40 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 1: shall we? You are customer service. I am a very 41 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: rich businessman. Well, okay, let's try. Let's try to work 42 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 1: this out. Do you know what I drive? I drive 43 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: a Jaguar brand new, that's wonderful. Yes. And do you 44 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: know what you drive? Probably the bus, not even driving it, 45 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 1: riding in it while you sit on top of triscits 46 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 1: and drive them out underneath your large bomb. Okay, I 47 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,639 Speaker 1: think you know what. I don't need your help. I'll 48 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 1: answer my own complaint. I'm going to buy your company. Okay, 49 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did you just GoFar at me? Because I 50 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,119 Speaker 1: swear I could have heard some cafaing sir. I don't 51 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: even know what means, but if it means lasters, then yes, 52 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,680 Speaker 1: that is exactly what you heard. Because you're not You're 53 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,920 Speaker 1: clearly not going to buy wonderful It's been noted, and 54 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: then when I become your boss, I will fire you 55 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: for insubordination. Okay, come on, sir, you're telling me that 56 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 1: you had a bad box of triskets and therefore now 57 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 1: you are going to buy and then fire me. Well, 58 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 1: it does sound like she can pay attention and has 59 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 1: some sort of comprehension in her head, doesn't she. Yes, 60 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,639 Speaker 1: I'm going to buy your company and fire you. Then 61 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: I will contact every customer service company in the land 62 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 1: and be smirch your name so you will never work again. 63 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,919 Speaker 1: How does that sound. That sounds like a load of 64 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: and you are wasting my time. I'm sorry. Do they 65 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 1: instruct you to swear at customers? No, they do not, 66 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 1: but they also don't prepare it for people like you 67 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 1: who are wasting my time. Listen to this. I will 68 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: fire you and then I will be smirch your name 69 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: like I said, and you will never work again. And 70 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 1: when you go to sleep at night and you're shivering 71 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 1: because you don't have enough money to pay for the heat, 72 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 1: do you know what you'll say? No? Tell me, Please 73 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: tell me what I would say. Through your tears. You 74 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: will say, I once spoke with Sebastian Giles and did 75 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 1: nothing to alleviate his triskat issue, and for that I 76 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 1: am sorry. And then you will weep, and you weep 77 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: and you weep, and you'll think about that day that 78 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: you laughed at Sebastian Giles's face. You will think and 79 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 1: you will cry. Okay, that was fantastic, sir, Thank you ravo. 80 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: Excellent story. Well you know what I should tell you? 81 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,840 Speaker 1: At this point. What is that, sir? I really can't 82 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: wait to hear what you're going to say this time. Oh, 83 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: listen to the attitude. I was just going to tell you. 84 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,840 Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call, that is all. What. Yeah, 85 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: this is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the 86 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you. Where are you 87 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: calling from? It's a morning radio show. I was eating 88 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 1: a box of trisk It's the other day and wanted 89 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: to do a prank phone call and you, guys, Oh 90 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: my god, that is horrible. I thought I was talking 91 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: to the most horrible in the entire world. Well that's 92 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: not necessarily wrong. At least you guys gave me a 93 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 1: break from my normal day. Okay, Well back to work, Okay, 94 00:04:55,960 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: you have Triskits to sell. Runaway, sir, wake up every 95 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: morning with Jubal foot taps weekday mornings on the twenties 96 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,159 Speaker 1: Holy on REROUBN ninety two point five.