WEBVTT - Emily Altman Disobeys Bridger 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:14.440 But I invited you here. I thought I made myself 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:15.760 perfectly clear. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:17.639 But you're a. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:23.560 Guest to my home. You gotta come to me empty, 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:31.440 And I said, no, guests, your presences presents enough. I 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:36.720 already had too much stuff, So how did you dare. 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:38.240 To surbey me? 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:53.640 Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. The 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.480 year is coming to a close. We're in the backyard, 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:02.680 twenty twenty three. Goodbye, another perfect year on Earth, flawless. 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:08.400 I'm one episode behind on Real Housewives of Solaic City. 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.960 I can feel my life just spinning further and further 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:16.960 out of control. Oh, let's get into the podcast. I'm 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.600 just thrilled to talk to today's guest because well, we'll 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:23.960 get into it. It's Emily Altman. Hi, Emily, Welcome to. 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:24.600 I said, no case. 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:26.640 Oh thank you. I'm so excited to be here and 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:27.440 to talk to you. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:31.920 People have been telling me, no exaggeration, for seven years, yeah, 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:34.240 that I need to meet you, or saying, oh, you 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.399 haven't met her, or yes, you would love her, So 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:38.360 there's a lot of pressure. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.520 It's the same on my side, and also that like 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:44.840 oh you you go. You guys love each other, so 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:46.120 there's there's some pressure. 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:47.920 I think we're going to find out what other people 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.960 assume about us, right, whatever they think is going to 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:53.480 connect us. I feel like one of the early things 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:54.240 was cats. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.600 Oh like the musical or the I wish it was 0:01:57.640 --> 0:01:59.440 the music. See Okay, so that we're already in it 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.560 because I've I've seen the musical and I'm fine with it. 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:03.720 But I am into the animal. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:04.520 The animal itself. 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:08.040 Do you have a cat current my beloved fun way 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:11.680 to start the podcast? My cat, my beloved cat just 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:14.480 passed away, the pet Death podcast, So we're going to 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:17.839 start with that. But he did. He was awesome though, 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.440 he's always I'm always happy when he's brought up. How 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:21.720 old was he thirteen? 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.840 Okay, that's a decent I think. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:26.200 So that's when you start to think, like it's not 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:30.359 like he was so young, like you know, he was thirteen. 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:33.359 He's like a like a seventy year old man dying. 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:36.840 I would say, yes, exactly fine, which is fine. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:39.960 What was his name? Lionelton to Roney, Oh, that's a 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.839 lovely name. I usually called him just Lionel though. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:43.359 Sure. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:44.040 Yeah, yeah. 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:47.320 I feel like long cat names quickly become almost a 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:48.760 sound exactly. 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.639 I never used it. I only use his Christian name, 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:53.880 but I did. Do you have a cat? 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:58.040 I oh, my cat situation. I don't currently have a cat. 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:00.640 I had two cats. We can get into that, but 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:01.120 go on. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:03.239 Oh, I was just going to say about names that 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:06.600 one thing that I do think is really adorable is 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:08.680 when you go to the vet and they come out 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.880 and they call and they use your last name and 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:14.440 so sweet and it's it's just it's like, you know, 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.720 like Waffles O'Brien and you're like, oh, I just I 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:19.800 always loved it when they were like Lionel Altman and 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:21.840 I was like, yeah, that's his full. 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:25.119 Name, his legal person. Yeah, just for a minute, he's 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:29.120 just fully realized as a person. Yes, yeah, I don't. 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:32.680 I had two cats, don't currently have cats. I'm cats 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.280 sitting right now. Went and met the cat today. It 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:37.280 would not let me touch it. 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:41.920 Was it hissing and like aggressive or just running away shy, 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:42.680 very shy. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.839 But it would come up and smell my hand, which 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:46.200 I felt like was a nice move. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.360 I think it is. I think that's the first step 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:50.480 and the next time you guys will be best friends. 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:53.320 Yes, I mean I'm feeding at all kinds of foods. 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:56.480 The person that I'm cat sitting for has three different things. 0:03:56.560 --> 0:04:00.080 Wet food, dry food, and then something that's called temptation. 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:02.240 Oh yes, I know about temptations. 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:03.800 I wasn't familiar with temptations. 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:04.720 They love it. 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.000 I'm putting in a bowl like it's food for it, 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:08.400 but it seems to be a treat. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:11.600 It's a treat, but it has a texture that no 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:14.880 one can understand. It's not what you think it's. You 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:18.840 know that some people use temptations to put medication in 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:22.200 where I was like, but it's like, isn't it hard 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.560 like a treat? And people were like, push, push into 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:28.920 the temptation and see And I did because I tried 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:30.719 to use it for medication for my cat and I 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:34.800 was like, wow, it's it's eerily soft. 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:37.240 I would see. I would have had no idea because I, 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.120 you know, just grabbed a handful and dropped it in 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:42.440 the bowl without squeezing. Well, you should always squeeze that 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:46.240 first kind of juice, the cat food. Yes, yeah, that's important. Yeah, 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:49.560 I love the name temptations. I don't love wet cat food. 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:53.479 It's a lot of work just sliding out of the can. Yeah, 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:57.039 it doesn't smell as bad as dog wet food, but 0:04:57.160 --> 0:05:00.000 it's still you know, I'm more of a dry cat 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:01.400 food person now. 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:04.520 Lionel's dry cat food. Whenever it came out of his feeder, 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.560 I could smell it. This is going to make me 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:10.320 sound really gross immediately, but I could like smell it 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:12.400 for the next room. And sometimes I was like, hmmm, 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.880 smells kind of like McDonald's. Like it kind of smelled 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.800 a little bit like fast food. And I was like that, 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:22.280 I mean, trying to put myself into his tiny walnut brain. 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.479 I was like that, maybe that's delicious to him. Maybe 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:25.360 it's his McDonalds. 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.760 He must love it. Yeah, I mean, wow, I wonder 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:30.320 if was it like a beef flavored or maybe it's 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:31.680 smelled like chicken McNuggets. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:36.400 I think yeah, I think it was probably chickenwl an owl. 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:40.200 Yeah, I don't know that. I can't remember if I 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:43.279 was loyal to a cat food brand while I had cats. 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:46.680 But the smell was I mean, obviously the litter box 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:50.440 was the big smell, the big smelling, which it's so 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:53.080 shocking to me that we still have not quite developed 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:54.960 a way to handle that. 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:59.360 No, and when people train their cats to use the toilet. 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:01.920 I'm always like, oh, well that that's kind of a solution, 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:05.240 except that they can't flush. Yeah, it's just sitting, so 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:07.640 it's just sitting there, which I was like, that sounds 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:10.480 horrifying to me to like just walk you can't just 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:13.080 walk in, or to have a friend walk in and 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.719 doing it, yes, exactly, So that to me doesn't seem 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:18.880 like a good solution either. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.640 Right, My great grandma trained her cat to use the toilet, 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:26.119 but I that was before my time. I've never actually 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:27.120 seen a cat use the toy. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:30.279 I just saw like a video that I'm not like 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:32.400 a on like Instagram, where I was like, I don't 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.559 I don't know if I believe this. That the woman 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:38.200 was like when we had our toddler. At first like 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:41.400 little Ricky their cat, Like Ricky was so jealous, but 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.800 then he followed the toddler and did everything that toddler did, 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:46.919 including when he was potty trained. Little Ricky started. No, 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:50.039 he didn't do it by himself. There's no way. 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:54.679 What is that person who's manufactured the dumbest possible story 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:55.640 to become famous. 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:57.400 Well, I saw it then and I was like, oh my, 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:00.440 is it really that easy? There was just and then 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.320 if that's the case, why don't they always watch all 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.200 of us and just do everything that we do. 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:07.760 I don't know, drive cars, make breakfast. 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:09.400 Yeah. 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:13.320 Yeah, that is the one big sticking point for my 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:15.080 boyfriend is the smell of the litter. 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:15.600 Yeah. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:17.720 And so we're not currently one. We also have a 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:22.720 large dog that I was gonna say, have another animal. Yeah, 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:25.200 so but at some point do you think you'll get 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:26.440 another cat soon? Now? 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:30.160 I think, interestingly you just mentioned your dog. I think 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:34.520 now since I am in a moment of grief rip Linel, 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:37.080 I was like, I don't want to. I almost in 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:39.760 a way to like kind of honor his memory. It's like, 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:41.280 I want to get another animal, but I think I'm 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:43.920 going to go dog this time. Interesting just because like 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:47.240 then after this dog, I'll be ready for another cat again. 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:49.360 But I kind of like want a cat space right now, 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:51.120 so that he is still the cat of my heart. 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:53.200 Oh that makes perfect sense. Yeah, I should do that 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:56.360 all the time. When someone gets the exact type of pet, 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.880 I think, what are you doing? What's happening here? It's 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.760 not the same animal, And now this animal has so 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:03.880 much pressure. 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:06.560 And sometimes they name them the same thing we've heard 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:08.760 of that. I think that's like more of a child thing. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:12.160 It's like, yes, we had like Michelangelo one, Michelangelo two. 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:15.360 We had. Unfortunately, the cats all lived outside and this 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:18.560 was the early nineties, so we went through some cats. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.960 But I think we had at least three Michelangelos. Yeah, 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:27.400 but an adult that names a pet the same. I 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.240 don't know what to tell anybody. Do you have your 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:31.440 eye on any type of dog? 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:37.160 I do absolutely well. The dog breed is called the 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.280 Klee Kai. Oh have you heard of it? 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:40.120 I have never heard of it. 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:44.079 Now, have you watched the Showtime docuseries Couples Therapy? 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:44.640 No? 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:45.319 I should. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:48.760 I think you would love it. It's great, but in 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:50.960 it's you know, it's a docuseries about a therapist and 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:55.200 she brings her dog to like her sessions, right, and 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:57.720 the dog is this I saw this dog and I 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.439 was like, I must know, like, what is this dog? 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:04.520 It looks like a not I wouldn't say toy husky 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:06.520 because it's not like that small, but it looks like 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:08.560 kind of a shrunken husky A little bit. 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:10.720 Okay, I'm getting oh on a Lisa's got it. Oh, 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:11.920 it looks a lot like. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:14.360 See, I think that's you can't see the context of 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:14.839 the right. 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:17.760 There's like a regular size, but it is like but 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:22.240 it's almost yeah, Oh, here we go. Oh it's very cute. 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:24.480 Yes, that's the one I have my eye. Clee ki 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:25.320 clee Kai. 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:28.040 Now are you someone who will go buy a dog 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:29.719 or are you waiting for it to show up in 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:30.280 a rest? 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:34.920 I have looked at both with them. I obviously we're 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:37.800 not going puppy mall. We know that. What a shame. 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:41.720 This is a very pro puppet I have two puppy mills. 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:42.560 Oh you do. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:44.679 I'm a breeder. Let's just be honest. 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:47.920 I mean, I hear you. So I'm not going to 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:50.080 do that. I don't. I really don't know. I'm just 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:53.679 early stages of planning. I there are for a lot 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.960 of the dogs that I like, there are specific rescues 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:58.640 for them because people buy them and don't so there's 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:01.120 like I also like Box a lot. There's an La 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:05.000 Box to rescue. I like Siba e News. Although they're 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:06.960 not supposed to be affectionate and I can't do that. 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:09.920 Oh if they're not, they're kind of cold. They're supposed 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:12.160 to be cold, and that's not what I want for 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:13.960 my animals. It look like an animal that would really 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:15.440 want to like cuddle up to you. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:18.240 Yeah, they look like they're smiling, but I but people 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:21.640 are Like the way that my Sheiba shows affection is 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.200 he comes into the room and sits on the other 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.800 end of the couch from me, And I'm like, that's 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:30.719 like a boy a fight with exactly like a withholding 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:32.800 to me, it's like a withholding person. 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:35.280 That's the opposite. That's a cat. 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:38.520 Yes, but I forced my cat or I don't know 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:41.040 if I forced Lionel into this, but Linel was very 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:44.400 Lionel was a lap cat. Like Linel could be in 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:47.960 a baby bear and he would have met. So that's 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:50.000 my experience of cats too. It's like, I don't know, 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.880 Maybe I bend animals to my will and just make 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:54.079 them cuddle me. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:55.480 I think that's kind of what you have to do 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:58.640 as a good mother or father. Yes, just break the 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:01.080 animal's personality until it's your own. 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:03.480 Yes, until you think, oh my gosh, I found the 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:07.280 perfect animal for me, but I made him. Have you 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:12.520 had a dog before I had? Growing up, we had 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:18.760 a very bad, very scary miniature docs and who I 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:23.079 love it? Who bit a lot, and my sister and 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:25.240 I used to hide on the back of our couch 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.280 and yell to our mom. He's in the biting phase 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:32.680 because like something something would like click in his brain 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:35.000 and he was not well. He was like not a 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:39.679 well dog. So I had that, and then I didn't. 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:41.240 I haven't had a dog in my adult life. My 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:42.880 sister had one that I was very close to. It 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:44.440 was a boxer rescue. Wonderful. 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:48.120 Yeah, boxers are so loving a mini docs and that's snapping. 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:51.160 I mean, I love it, but I've never had to 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:51.640 own one. 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:54.240 He was so cute. He was very cute. 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:56.720 But I just love an animal with a horrible attitude 0:11:56.760 --> 0:12:01.079 that's threatening children, just running around the house biting ankles. 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:04.880 Mean, triggered in ways that I don't understand. I don't 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:07.440 know why. I don't know what set him off, but 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:09.440 it was abusive. Oh I love it. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:11.760 Do you currently live in LA or New York? 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.800 I live in New York, but I come out here 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:17.440 a lot for work. So I'm here like since twenty sixteen. 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:19.240 I've been out here like half the year. 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:22.079 So what are you doing pet wise when you're traveling 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:22.760 back and forth? 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.840 Well, Linel would come with me on the plane right 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:27.880 under the seat. Which is part of the reason I 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:30.199 was looking at like a Clee Kai sized dog is 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:30.760 because I'm. 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:32.480 Looking at like, oh, very smart. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.199 It has to they've got to be able to jet 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:39.120 blue under the seat and they have restrictions about height 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:40.959 and weight right. 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:46.800 Too, body shaming jet Blue? Okay? Interesting? And was a cat? 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:48.040 Was he okay? 0:12:48.120 --> 0:12:50.599 Traveling because I've heard horror story. 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:54.400 Well, it was among the more stressful experiences of my 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:57.120 life every time, because you have to take them out 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:00.680 at security, right, That's the big shock her with cats 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.480 is like you have to take them out and there's 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:07.280 like three hundred people watching you, and even a good 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:10.000 cat might just lose their mind in that scenario. 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:11.600 Do you know, Alie Waller? 0:13:12.320 --> 0:13:14.760 No, although that's another person that I've heard a lot about. 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:16.760 We have a we have a friend in common who's 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:17.720 always like he's me Ally. 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:21.040 She's wonderful and a big animal lover and has and 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:24.480 I hope I'm not misrepresenting the story, but I believe 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:28.840 she was taking two cats through JFK and they, of 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:30.800 course had she had to take them out of their kennels, 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:32.920 took them out, and they peed on her. And this 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:33.720 is pre flight. 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.080 Oh god, and then just have to get on a 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:38.760 plane like that. I'm very sorry to say that. It's 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:42.680 not the first time I've heard that. I heard about 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:46.679 the other thing that can also happen when a you 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:50.440 understand where I'm going, yes, of course, which I yeah, exactly. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:54.000 That's that's that. Truly. I can't imagine anything worse than 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.480 the whole flight. Everyone like, kill me. 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:01.640 Yeah, she's just oh, that's it's horrible. I can barely 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.480 be on a plane just in perfect scenario. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.600 What do you do to pass the time on a plane? 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:08.800 I'm reading? 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:12.080 I kind of mix, like if it's a LA to 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:15.240 New York flight, it's basically read until I'm bored. They 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:18.679 don't play a little Nintendo. Okay, maybe listen to a podcast. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.240 Probably do that while playing Nintendo. 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:24.280 Some movies don't. I'm so interest and impressed that movies 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.120 and TV didn't even make the list. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:29.040 They rarely make the list. If the flight is over 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:32.480 six hours, I'll look into a movie. But I need 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:36.120 a lot of padding before and after the movie. So like, 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:38.440 if a movie takes up half the flight, I don't 0:14:38.480 --> 0:14:38.800 get to. 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:39.680 Do all my other things. 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:42.960 Yes, I need to just basically have a little playtime 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:46.640 that's very structured. But yeah, I think that's what I do. 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:49.320 And then I, you know, resent whatever's near me and 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:50.680 think about how much I hate them. 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:52.360 You never talk right, or do you? 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:52.560 Oh? 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:54.920 I can't talk unless I'm forced into it. 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:57.080 What do you do? How do you entertain yourself? 0:14:57.080 --> 0:15:01.600 I'm movie and TV okay, I like download stuff. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:06.400 On my You're not just dealing with whatever they slop. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:09.360 They give you sometimes for fun, like on this last 0:15:09.360 --> 0:15:11.120 flight I did. I was like, let me see what 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:14.240 they have on offer, but like I had already curated 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.760 my own selections, and that's how I ended up watching. 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:20.200 I think no hard feelings that like about it. I 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.800 was sort of like, this is a perfect environment to 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:23.200 watch them. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:24.320 It's like an ideal plane. 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:28.080 Yes, so that's mostly what I do. And then I also, 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:33.040 I have like no budget for bad magazines, Like I's 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:36.440 shocking how much I'll get like five or six like 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:43.680 a S Weekly Life Style in Style, truly, whatever the 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:46.480 versions of US Weekly are. I get them all and 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:48.320 I read. I always read them on the plane, and 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:49.320 I love that. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:52.360 I that's such a great idea. I obviously I read 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:55.480 every cover of those magazines, but I never I need 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:57.680 I need to subscribe. Let's be honest. 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:00.000 I did to US Weekly for a while, which even 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.960 close friends were like that, that's crazy, and I was like, 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:06.200 I but you mentioned I'm just going to say, you 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:09.480 mentioned Real Housewives just to yourself at the beginning of 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:12.920 this podcast, and I'm like, that makes me think that 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:16.520 the content in these magazines would also be a massage 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:16.920 to your. 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.880 Brain as Yeah, I mean, I would just love it. 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.840 Often it's the same stories in every magazine too, which 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.320 is kind of funny. And the stories are you know, 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:28.640 they're nothing, But now what else had you curated for 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:31.720 your flight that you ended up not watching? Well, sometimes 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:35.240 I like give myself like homework, like you should watch this. 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:38.640 Everyone's been talking about this incredible series on and then 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:40.680 I download like six of them and then I look 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:42.840 at it and I'm like, oh, I don't do that, 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:47.040 but I think I oh, I think I'm still I 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:51.360 still haven't watched, and I know I'll love it. The 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:57.120 New j the Julia Child HBO I have. Everyone says 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:59.240 it's great. I was just like, and I love her. 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:01.240 What's not till? But I'm just sort of like, I 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.880 feel like I've there's been a lot of Julia Child 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:06.560 content in my life, and sometimes I feel like, as 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:08.240 much as I love her, I was like, oh no, 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:09.520 we're revisiting her again. 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:13.080 Okay, we have to about every eight years revisit. Have 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:16.919 somebody take the mantle of playing Julia. Yes, it's an 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:20.919 important cultural thing for whatever reason. Are there multiple seasons 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:21.400 of that show? 0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:24.600 Its season two is out now. And I saw like 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:29.280 a massive billboard on sunset today that was like Julia's back. 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:32.879 It was like, I gotta see this version. 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:37.920 No, am I misremembering this or did Julia Child? Was 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:39.399 she like a spy at some point? 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:40.480 Oh? 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:44.000 God, that that feels true. And then my question is 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:47.760 was it her husband or her husband? But then her 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:51.400 to be a spy, her to be undercovered. Okay, that's 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:52.639 the next series. 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:59.159 Yes, okay, so you didn't watch that. I haven't watched that, 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:00.640 so I guess no one's watching it. 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:03.760 Somebody is and they're telling us that we should watch it. 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:09.000 Then it's good. I do Real Housewives save which ones 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.920 are you watching? I get around to all of them 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:16.320 right now. I just came out of New York and 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:20.920 I'm very into Beverly Hills right now, but I'm obviously 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.040 Salt Lake is amazing as well, and I've got it. 0:18:23.080 --> 0:18:26.359 But usually in one I'm kind of like focused on 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:27.880 that and then I bounce to the next. 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:31.320 Yeah, people who watch multiple franchises at once, I don't 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:34.240 know how. I feel like that's like a weird nightmare 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:36.159 thing where it all sorts to blur together and then 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:38.840 you're seeing this person. It doesn't make sense to me. 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:42.680 I need a nice focused watching the gals, yeah, that 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:44.000 I can move to the next city. 0:18:44.160 --> 0:18:47.439 Yes, It's almost as if when I watch one franchise, 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:50.399 all of the other ones don't exist, Like I forget 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:52.040 about it in a way that I like, which is 0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:54.800 sort of like New Jersey in the past has been 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:57.199