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Speaker 2: Do you y away Today? We call a mom who

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Speaker 2: just moved with her family to a new neighborhood in

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Speaker 2: a very nice part of the town for her, and

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Speaker 2: they have like a community pool at the park for

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Speaker 2: her kids, and even fun activities and traditions, one of

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Speaker 2: which I guarantee she's never heard of before because we

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Speaker 2: made it up. Oh lucky for her, her house was

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Speaker 2: chosen to be the focal point of our annual Halloween

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Speaker 2: neighborhood celebration, and I'm excited for her. I just wish

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Speaker 2: that she felt the same way about it. You're gonna

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Speaker 2: hear it in your phone tap right now another. Oh, Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 2: I'm looking for Lucy.

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Speaker 3: That's me. Can I ask his calling? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: My name is Lawnmower. I'm sorry what I'm lawn like

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Speaker 2: Lannie and more? Oh you know, m O r E.

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Speaker 2: I know some people think I'm saying lawnmower like a

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Speaker 2: grass cutter. It's lawn more, got it?

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry? Yeah, yes, so who are you?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm from a city h o a. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: your family just moved into the neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, right, well yeah.

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Speaker 2: Welcome, thank you.

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Speaker 3: We love it here.

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Speaker 2: So I'm calling because you probably saw the flyer on

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Speaker 2: your doorstep regarding the evacuation on Tuesday night. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: what you know, Just make sure that you're out of

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Speaker 2: sight by eight.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what flyer are you talking about. I

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Speaker 3: have no idea. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: That's right. You're new here. I probably haven't read the

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Speaker 2: flyer yet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, I don't. I don't even think I got it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, let me just explain. Every October we do

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Speaker 2: a zombie apocalypse deal in the neighborhood. It's pretty fun.

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Speaker 3: A zombie I'm sorry, said a zombie apocalypse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so, you know, all the normal kids activities start

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Speaker 2: at six with the brain cupcakes and the jello zombie eyeballs,

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Speaker 2: that sort of thing, But then we get into the

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Speaker 2: really scary stuff after that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Lucky for you. Your house was actually one of the places

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Speaker 2: selected to be in the infection zone.

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Speaker 3: Well, hold on, I didn't sign up for that.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you don't sign up for it. We choose

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Speaker 2: houses at random. Oh so, if your family's inside your

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Speaker 2: house around seven point thirty, there's gonna be a guy

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Speaker 2: and a sheriff's outfit. He's going to drive up right

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Speaker 2: onto your lawn with his car and yell at your

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Speaker 2: door to get out and save your life.

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Speaker 3: That's that's a lot to take in. It is.

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Speaker 2: He does a great job with it. It's very realistic.

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Speaker 3: I believe you. I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: And then at around seven fifty five, you're gonna want

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Speaker 2: to get your family down into some type of bunker

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Speaker 2: because that's when the zombie Horde will descend upon your

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Speaker 2: property and try to break in and eat you alive.

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Speaker 2: What I mean, there's a lot of incentive for the

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Speaker 2: zombies to do well because they know if they find you,

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Speaker 2: they get twenty five percent of their HOA dues taken off.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of the fun of it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: By the way, just a little tip, do not go

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Speaker 2: twenty fourteen and I got pulled out and chewed on

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Speaker 2: for an hour. It took weeks to heal at the

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Speaker 2: local hospital. So don't do that.

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Speaker 3: You're not serious.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're probably gonna do more than that. You

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Speaker 2: just you just have to be ready because you know,

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Speaker 2: I know this is your first time.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me. Yeah, no, I'm not going to

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Speaker 3: do this.

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Speaker 2: I'm not Okay, Well, sorry, you don't really have a choice.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's an HOA.

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Speaker 3: Do I have a choice? No?

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Speaker 2: Not really. The HOA all voted on this, so it's

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Speaker 2: a mandatory for all the residents.

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Speaker 3: We will not you hear me, We will not be participating. Okay.

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Speaker 2: In that case, you will be fined one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: What. Yeah, you cannot do that.

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Speaker 2: We can. We're the ho AA, and literally the whod

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Speaker 2: is just going to wait till the next night when

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Speaker 2: you come back, and then they'll break in and eat

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Speaker 2: you alive.

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Speaker 3: This is sick. Okay, this is disgusting. I cannot believe

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Speaker 3: that I moved into a neighborhood with this weird tradition

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Speaker 3: or whatever you want to call it.

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Speaker 2: I think everybody else thinks it's fun. So if I

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Speaker 2: were you, I would get with your husband and start brainstorming.

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Speaker 2: Get it, we'll be brainstorming. Did you get my joke?

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Speaker 2: Because the zombies like brain. Zombie likes brain, so you brainstorm.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I think you're kind of freaking out for no

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Speaker 2: reason because the whole thing's over at seven am the

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Speaker 2: next day. You want the sirens stop. It's use so

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Speaker 2: it's not like it goes on forever. It's just eleven

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Speaker 2: hours I have had.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm writing this down now. Now I'm writing it

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Speaker 3: down anymore. I can't wait to bring this to a charge.

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Speaker 2: It's good to take notes so that you don't mess

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Speaker 2: up anything else.

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Speaker 3: You want to tell me about this little sick, twisted tradition.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, can you make sure that you write down to

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Speaker 2: that your sister Selena set you up for this prank

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Speaker 2: phone call and that you fell for it.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, I what hold on? I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 2: Why are you sorry?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I'm the one who should be sorry because my name

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Speaker 2: is jeff from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the Morning, and this is a phone tap. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry to mess with you. But Selena thought it

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Speaker 2: would be funny because she knew that you had just

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Speaker 2: moved in from out of state, and she wanted us

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Speaker 2: to welcome you to the neighborhood with a prank call.

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Speaker 3: So, oh my god, I was so confused, law and

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Speaker 3: more at the out of the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: You thought the name at the very beginning was the

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Speaker 2: weird part.

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Speaker 3: I mean that should have set me off. Told me

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Speaker 3: to barricade my family in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: You not have a safe room set up yet? No, okay,

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Speaker 2: you'll be ready for next year's Halloween.

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Speaker 3: Then, oh, wake.

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Speaker 1: Up every morning with poo tabs weekday mornings. On the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning