1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:05,400 Speaker 1: Okay, Opie, my girlfriend lied to me big time while 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,440 Speaker 1: I was buying her engagement ring. 3 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 2: No, they were about to be in love. 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:15,880 Speaker 3: They're about the boat a pizza bye. 5 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,600 Speaker 2: Is the day of my daughter's blending grandfather. 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 4: At the day of my daughter's I can't really do 7 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 4: the boys, but it's like. 8 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 2: It's like you at the day of my daughter's. 9 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: Wedding, Opie says. I, twenty eight male, am planning to 10 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: propose to my girlfriend of three years, twenty six female. 11 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: Now I suck at picking out jewelry. I'm the type 12 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 1: of guy who doesn't see a problem with heart shaped jewelry. Seriously, 13 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,519 Speaker 1: why is it so ugly? It just is It's just tacky. 14 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 2: Heart shaped jewelry. 15 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 4: You know. I actually learned this from the office where 16 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 4: there's this like scene where it's like some I think 17 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 4: Pam is commenting on heart shaped jewelry, and it is 18 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 4: like it is like, yeah, only men by heart shaped 19 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,040 Speaker 4: jewelry for women. 20 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 2: Or something, right, and uh and then and like it's. 21 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 4: Not you know this, this is not even a great story. 22 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 4: But basically, don't buy heart shaped jewelry. 23 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 2: It's tacky. Damn be believe in your stories before man. 24 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 4: I lost Steve halfway there. That's okay because I couldn't 25 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 4: quite remember it, and it's just you know, it fell apart. 26 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 2: Can't hit one hundred percent. You know we got ninety eight. 27 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:19,679 Speaker 2: Damn well tried ninety eight. That's still pretty good. 28 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: So every time that I went to go buy some 29 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 1: jewelry for my girl, I would usually consult one of 30 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: our mutual friends. And my girl's best friends are all 31 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 1: friends with me and we all get along well, so 32 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,039 Speaker 1: asking them for help picking out jewelry is something that 33 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: I'm used to. But when it came time to pick 34 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 1: a ring, I consulted my girlfriend's best friend, Justine fake Man. 35 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,679 Speaker 1: Justine and I are quite close and she knows my 36 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 1: girlfriend better than anyone, including me. So when my girlfriend 37 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 1: went out to visit her sister and her baby nephew, 38 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: I invited Justine over to the house to help pick 39 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: out a ring. 40 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 4: That's pretty cool that like that she that Justine's helping out. 41 00:01:56,240 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 4: And also that the husband knows himself well enough. Yeah, 42 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 4: the husband to be knows himself well enough that he 43 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 4: could ask for help, especially in this department. 44 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, so far all positive A. 45 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,919 Speaker 4: Yeah, this seems like only to it seems like it's 46 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 4: only going to end in a happy ending. 47 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 2: Well, we'll see. 48 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: Justine and I looked through a few ring categories, but 49 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,720 Speaker 1: we decided it was a dead end and it would 50 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 1: just be better to go to professionals at a jewelry store. However, 51 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,680 Speaker 1: I didn't know when my girlfriend would be coming home 52 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 1: out seeing her nephew, so Justin and I thought it 53 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,360 Speaker 1: would be clever to text engage how much time we had. 54 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: I asked her when she'd be coming home because I 55 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,839 Speaker 1: was ordering takeout and wanted to know when to tell 56 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: them to have the food ready by She responded by 57 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: saying it would be a few hours and that she 58 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: had met up with Justine to go shopping, the same 59 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 1: Justine that our protagonist is with right now. 60 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 2: Wait what, so what is going on? Dude? There is 61 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 2: a big lie happening and I want to know why now. 62 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: Obviously this took me by surprise, since Justine was right 63 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: next to me. I showed Justine the text, and she 64 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:13,000 Speaker 1: looked as confused as I was. Why what was happening here? 65 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 2: It is havag This is so confusing. Why is she 66 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:17,959 Speaker 2: lying now? 67 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,639 Speaker 1: It wasn't out of the ordinary for my girlfriend to 68 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: meet up with people out of the blue, like that 69 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: for shopping or lunch or whatever. She's a very spontaneous 70 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,839 Speaker 1: person and loves making plans on the fly, so ordinarily 71 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,239 Speaker 1: I would have just believed this text in a heartbeat. However, 72 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: obviously this was a lie. When she came home, she 73 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: acted completely normal and I played along. But it's been 74 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: really really hard to act like everything's fine. We got 75 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: takeout eight together, cuddled on the couch. So far, she's 76 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: caught on a little bit that something is upsetting me, 77 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: but I just can't tell her what. Looking at her 78 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: kills I don't know what to do. My girlfriend and 79 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: I have zero trust issues. We tell each other everything, 80 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,040 Speaker 1: so this lie is killing me. I want to ask 81 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: her about it so bad, but if I tell her 82 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: she was lying, I'd have to explain why that I 83 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 1: was going to get the ring and I don't really 84 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 1: want to do that. What do I do? I know 85 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: she lied to me, but I don't know how to 86 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: confront her. Should I forget it? So I wanted to 87 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 1: leave it, but I didn't. So here is what I 88 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:25,360 Speaker 1: did next. 89 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,560 Speaker 2: Oh wait, there's more, yes, now, So the next part 90 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 2: is an update. This is a second, whoa, So like, 91 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 2: I guess intermission, what would you do? 92 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: What would I do? Yeah, you have to you have 93 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: to ask her. You have to say, here's what I 94 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 1: was doing. I was buying the You have to say 95 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:40,600 Speaker 1: the whole thing. 96 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 4: Do you have to say that you were buying the ring? 97 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,719 Speaker 4: I couldn't you say like, hey. 98 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess you could. 99 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 4: I guess you'd just say, hey, I was actually with 100 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 4: Justine planning to buy you a present for you, so 101 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 4: Op says. 102 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 1: This just wouldn't stop gnawing at me. So I finally 103 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: decided to confront my girlfriend. I thought about using some 104 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: of the lies that people on Reddit suggested, but they 105 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: just didn't make sense to say I ran into Justine somewhere. Well, 106 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 1: I told my girl I had to stay home and 107 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 1: I had stuff to do around the house. So that's 108 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: why I couldn't go out with her to see my 109 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 1: sister in law. To say, Justine helps me pick out 110 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: jewelry all this stuff. It just didn't make sense for 111 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: her to come all the way to the house pick 112 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: out a piece of jewelry unless it was a serious 113 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,039 Speaker 1: piece of jewelry, like an engagement ring. So basically, Yah 114 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: made no sense. Yeah, right, None of the excuses made sense, 115 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 1: So I decided to be honest. I basically just said 116 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,160 Speaker 1: that I know that we'd been thinking about marriage, and 117 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: said she probably knew a proposal was coming based on 118 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: our prior conversations. So I invited Justine over to help 119 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: me find the perfect ring. And that also happened to 120 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,640 Speaker 1: be the day that she was going to see her. 121 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: So what was the deal? 122 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 2: What was going on? Okay, so basically he confronts her 123 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 2: about the lie. He does. 124 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 1: He decides to confront her about the lie exactly. She 125 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:59,239 Speaker 1: immediately started grinning like an idiot and prodding me about 126 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: the proposal ring. But then we got back into the 127 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:05,280 Speaker 1: topic where she confessed what she was really doing. 128 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 2: What is she doing? 129 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 1: No, she wasn't cheating, and no she wasn't picking out 130 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: a ring for me. The amount of times people suggested 131 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: that on Reddit was crazy, So. 132 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,719 Speaker 2: I honestly that's what I was thinking. 133 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 4: It's like, oh, it's a little freaking Friday situation picking 134 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,039 Speaker 4: out rings for each other. 135 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:24,599 Speaker 1: How cute. So here's the deal. Some people are dog people, 136 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 1: some people are cat people. Well me, I'm a snake person. 137 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: I grew up with snakes, my whole life, but I 138 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 1: never felt I was able to get one because my 139 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 1: girlfriend has always been uneasy about living with a snake, 140 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 1: which I honestly completely respected. Also, the prospect of buying 141 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,359 Speaker 1: and raising a snake is very different than that of 142 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 1: buying and raising a cat or dog. It's actually quite complicated. 143 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 1: So you can imagine the surprise when my girlfriend showed 144 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: me a picture holding the cutest Kenyan sand boa I 145 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: have ever seen. 146 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 3: Needless to say, what I know, dude, this is the 147 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 3: funniest twist ever. I was, Oh my god, it's a snake. 148 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 3: Beg like, tell me that was the furthest thing from your. 149 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:12,840 Speaker 2: Mind, dude. 150 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 4: I I literally had no idea that I was gonna 151 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 4: turn snakes. Yeah, I had no idea, But you never 152 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 4: You never do. You never realize that there's snakes on 153 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 4: the plane until you see you start seeing snakes in 154 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 4: the plane totally. 155 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 2: You know. 156 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 4: You never know there's snakes in your relationship before you 157 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 4: actually see a snake. 158 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,600 Speaker 2: There's a snake. 159 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 1: Needless to say, my girlfriend was going to surprise me 160 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,040 Speaker 1: with a snake. We're picking up the snake next week. 161 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,240 Speaker 1: Let me know if you want some pet pics. She 162 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 1: is so cute. I definitely did not expect this at all, 163 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: and I feel bad for winning the surprise, but oh well, 164 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 1: life is good. And sorry if this wasn't an ending 165 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 1: that you expected, just a snake. 166 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 4: This is amazing. This is so wholesome, right, like the 167 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 4: first story that's ended just just like ah, the. 168 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: Most whole some wholesome like, so we ended up with 169 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 1: like a beauty Like Okay, they're both like madly in love. 170 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,000 Speaker 1: They want to get married, and she has decided to 171 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 1: like overcome her fear and give him this one. 172 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, they're even more madly in love. Yeah when they 173 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 2: were than. 174 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 4: When they started. Oh my god, that's so cute. They're 175 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 4: meant to be together. That's right, so cute. So there 176 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:20,840 Speaker 4: you go, there you go. 177 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 2: There you have it. Guys. Also, if you haven't already subscribe, 178 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:26,880 Speaker 2: you gotta do it. 179 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,520 Speaker 1: I mean, guys, if you make it this far in 180 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,680 Speaker 1: an episode, why would why would you. 181 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 4: Not come on to the to the last people that 182 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 4: are here. 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