WEBVTT - BONUS: GTL Gone Wild on Spring Break 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:09.600 Hey, Bab's Lala can Welcome back to the bonus episode 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:14.600 of the Give Them La La Podcast. Jessica, Hello, oh 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:17.360 hey guys. What's the theme? 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:20.680 What's the theme for today? And for today's episode? Is 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:24.360 your most memorable spring break moment? 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:27.840 Spring Breakhow everybody loves a good pair of tits? 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:29.440 Tits out for spring break? 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:31.560 Have you ever shown your tits for spring break? 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:34.000 My best friend and I in the spring break I'm 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:36.559 going to tell you guys about we were dared to 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:40.519 stand on the balcony and flash our tits. But it 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:43.040 wasn't like to anyone. It was just like to the ocean. 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:44.560 Oh r. 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:46.680 But there were people down on the beach. 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:47.200 Oh. 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:49.720 I thought it was just like, no, no beach, just 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:50.280 the sea. No. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:51.400 So we did that. 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:53.159 You were hoping there was like a fisherman out there 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:53.440 or something. 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:54.960 No, but there was like people on the beach and 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:57.040 a couple of people were looking up and we're like, yeah, 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:02.440 so where were you? We were in Myrtle motherfucking beach. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:05.040 Baby, is Myrtle Beach where they golf? I mean there's 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.200 a lot of golf there at white sand beaches. 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:11.399 Yes, I do. Like the southern East Coast beaches. I 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:14.520 will tell you that they're my favorite destin Seaside. I 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:18.040 love those beaches, the best, white sand, blue water. Yeah. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.400 But when you grew up on the East Coast, usually 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.640 your spring break with friends because it was very lax, 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:27.119 you could use fake id's and stuff was South Carolina, 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:29.840 not really Florida, more South Carolina, North Carolina. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:31.720 Oh understood, Yeah, because you. 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:33.800 Could, like, I mean, I think my fake ID said 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.720 five eight. Like I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding, girl. 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.160 Yeah, you you definitely could get away with. 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:43.200 A lot of shoes five eight. 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:48.720 No, I'm five you guys, it's at five eight. And 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:51.360 my my friends make ideas with a different race. They 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:54.360 don't give it. They did not give a joking. I'm 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:54.840 not kidding. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:58.080 I guarantee people when they were checking your ID thought 0:01:58.120 --> 0:01:59.920 that the eight was just a zero. 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:03.240 Maybe or they just there's no way, there's no way. 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:05.840 I have an eight on my ID and it's clearly 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:06.240 an eight. 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:08.200 You got lucky, clearly an EID. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:08.880 Yeah. 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:11.240 You know what, though the amount of stories that I 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:14.040 came up with for my fake ID, there was one 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:17.440 bar that I went into and I had this let's see, well, 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:19.040 I was under age so I had to have been 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:23.840 like nineteen or twenty and it said I was thirty 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:27.799 two on my Iday, and I'm thirty three right now 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:29.959 and I still don't look at day over. 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:34.160 Twenty one, So true self, think true. 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:35.880 So what I was doing. 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:39.280 I have this like lyne on my stomach, so I 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:43.639 was showing everyone my c section scar and they were 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:45.120 like wow, and I was like, yeah, I got two 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:49.280 kiddos at home, two kiddos like just trying because I 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:52.200 saw them like I saw them eyeing me like there's 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:54.359 no way, and there weren't very many people in there. 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:55.079 Yeah. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:57.000 And then there was another time that I went to 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.440 this clerb and I gave my ID and the guy 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.560 was like really double taking. He goes, you don't look 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.800 like this photo. And I said, for the amount of 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:07.960 money that I paid on this space, I better not 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:10.320 look like that photo. That's so sweet, and he would 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.800 just like handed it back offward and let me go. 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:14.760 Was tired because like what do you say to that? 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:15.480 Right? 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:17.320 Well, yeah, you're now like, oh. 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.679 Would they not used to ask you questions? They would 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:22.000 say me because I our fake id's would always be 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:24.919 someone else. It wasn't an actual fake because they would 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.040 scan them, right, so it had to be a real ID. 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:29.120 No, it was a real ID. So they would go 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:30.560 like you would get them from like a friend that 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.880 they were like, it's about to expire, but you can 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:33.120 have it. 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:34.840 When I was coming up, though, you could get him 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:36.440 made that you know you can get. 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:39.040 But my point is instead of saying what's your birthday, 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.480 they would say things like what's your sign? They would 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:43.840 try and catch you off guard, so you had to 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.080 know everything. Like if my birthday on my fake ID 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:48.760 said August, I'd have to know that was Leo or 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:49.160 some shit. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:53.200 I was a Libra. You were certainly was October birthday. 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:57.040 Do you have your most memorable spring break story? Because 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.080 we're dying to hear. Do you have yours? 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:00.240 E stony? 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:05.800 Yeah, okay, good, we went we really yeah. We spent 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.640 most of our spring breaks with Saint George or whatever 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:09.720 with family. 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:13.520 You never did like the crazy spring break like with friends. 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:14.360 That's the only one. 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.000 I didn't drink in high school. 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:19.440 Okay, no, but even after my mine is after mine. 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.400 Mine's after too, okay, good good good. Mine was in 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.039 college but technically I wasn't in college. But everyone else 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.960 was in college. Everyone else was spending money and now 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:29.120 I need more money than. 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:30.839 Ay. 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:36.600 It all worked out the universe, Jay. I'm sure their 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:39.160 parents are a little bit more proud of them of me, 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:44.760 but it's fine. So me and my two friends, they 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:54.000 were sisters, super hot sisters, boobs. What Yeah, had massive, 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.240 natural massive. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:56.960 I liked when she'd come over. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:02.880 Wow, yeah yeah she did. She was definitely. They both 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:07.360 slapped pretty hard. I took them to my parents' condo 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:09.799 in Saint George, and Saint George is only two hours 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:13.000 outside of Vegas, so we were gonna spend the weekend there, 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:16.440 and we had this bright idea, like we're two hours 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:19.839 away from Vegas, why don't we just head to Vegas 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:22.599 and we'll deal with getting a room when we get there. 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.599 Because who else is gonna have the idea to go 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:26.600 to Vegas for spring break? Like nobody? 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.200 Of course, not Vegas. 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:29.479 Yo, who would think. 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:33.720 We roll into Vegas? You cannot get a hotel room anywhere? 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:37.320 Obviously booked to the brim. I mean, I couldn't even 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:40.880 stay at like one of those like Golden Nugget places 0:05:40.920 --> 0:05:45.159 off the strip right now. So we find this group 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:50.760 of our friends, these dudes who are very chaotic, very chaotic, okay, 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:56.880 like the epitome of like, oh chaotic white drunk boys. Sure, okay, 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.960 you guys know the type. Yes, And they told us 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:06.279 we could stay with them, and they were staying at Hooters. Hooters, okay, yeah, 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:13.400 and it got so chaotic, you guys that like one 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:15.200 of them he was very small and they called him 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:16.919 tea Bag. That was his nickname. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:19.720 What he ta bag his balls into people's mouth. 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:22.920 His well, there were two tysons in the group, okay, 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:25.919 so they nicknamed him. He was the smaller one. So 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:28.040 he got nicknamed tea Bag. But he wouldn't tea bag 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:28.680 anybody ever. 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:30.160 Okay, good to know. 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:33.480 But he was like on fire. I don't know what 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:35.960 was happening, and like in the next room, this guy 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:41.680 was like swinging his dick outside the bars and helicopter 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:44.159 outside of the bars. It was it just like got 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.840 a little kind of weird and we were all very 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:50.680 very drunk, and for me, it was like time to 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:53.080 go to bed. Okay, time to go to bed. We 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:56.360 drove here at night. We drove here at night thinking 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:58.119 we could just get a room and have a fun 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:00.680 night in Vegas, go out to a night clip. But 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:03.080 It took us like most of the time figuring out 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:04.840 how we where we were gonna stay, and we just 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:08.520 happened to come come across these guys who we knew 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:10.960 that would let us stay with them. So by the 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:14.360 time we got there and got situated, there wasn't a 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:17.160 lot of energy to be had right right, it was like, 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:20.160 let's just go to the casino. And then like literally 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.360 that night, we were so drunk, you guys, we were 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:26.080 so over it that me and Taylor and Taylor we 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.200 were like, let's drive back. We're fine, Oh, let's just 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:31.760 drive back. And my friend Chan, who has big boobs, 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:34.200 was like, we're not driving back. We're wasted. 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:35.560 Good, We're wasted. 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:38.440 And I was like, you're right, we're definitely wasted. And 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:41.360 so tea Bag comes plowing through the fucking room, right 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:45.560 and I've showered, I've bathed, I'm feeling yummy, drunk as fuck, 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:48.280 and we're like three of us in this tiny little bed. 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:51.600 Tea bag busted, and he's like, I'm abroad to break 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:54.680 this gloss bottle over your fucking head, club, help f 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:59.680 timmins with me, no wild okay, And he's holding the 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.400 glass bottle above our heads. And we're like, Okay, he 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.000 could be drunk, but he could have also smoked something 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:08.280 like crack. It sounds like crack and definitely killed us. 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:10.000 Crack is a hell of a drug. 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.520 So we all get up and we go downstairs and 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:19.280 the elevator opens, and this isn't like a crazy, crazy story, right. 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:22.680 There's just a lot of weird things, almost like the hangover, right, 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.440 And then you only realize that the crazy things that 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.960 happened were like in the photos that they don't remember. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.040 That's how I imagine this Vegas trip wise. 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:30.280 Ok. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:34.520 I just remember the elevator doors opening and the security 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:38.120 guy everyone walking off and then stopping me and Tea 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:38.720 Bag being. 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:39.440 Like, what the fuck? 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:41.600 Why are you letting her come into the casino? And 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:44.760 he's like, first of all, you're wasted, back the fuck 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:46.240 out of my face. And he was big guy, and 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:48.560 Tea Bag is small, but he was maybe on crack, 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:52.120 so and he's like, why can't she come out of 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:56.440 the fucking elevator And the guy goes, well, first of all, 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:57.440 she has no shoes on. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:08:59.760 She can't forgot I forgot. 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:01.920 My shoes and I in my pajamas, he was Second 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:05.760 of all, she's she's nowhere near over the age of twelve, 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.280 Like she cannot be in the casino. It's three in 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:09.040 the fucking morning. 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:09.880 Are you again? 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:13.080 Probably twenty, like just shy up to I wasn't twelve, 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:18.000 and I'm like standing there in my pajamas and he 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:19.880 wouldn't let me off. I had to literally wait by 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:21.920 the elevator because I didn't have a key to get 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:22.360 back off. 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:24.360 So you know, they left you, they left me. 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:25.080 Of course they left me. 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:25.840 You just stood there. 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.240 I just stood there while the mission while they went 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:29.320 to find Timmins. 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:31.000 Do you ever think back on these things? Do you 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:32.720 think you have videos from this trip? No? 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.400 Maybe in an old phone, and I'm pretty sure it 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:36.240 would be like the Hangover. 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:38.319 He's gonna be like, what actually happened? 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:40.800 And we like have tigers and Mike Tyson and. 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:44.439 Shit, you know, and tea bag. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.439 You think back at things you did, maybe you didn't, 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:48.120 but things you did when you were younger, and you're like, 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:49.360 thank god, I'm still alive. 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.000 Most of them have to do with me being in 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:55.440 junior high where my friend's mom would let us drive 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:59.320 her Landrover to the seventh grade. Yeah, those things I 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:04.280 wonder how Yeah, no license, no license, Jessicauy. It was 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:09.439 twelve thirteen thirteen seven trade, and then we'd stop at Starbucks. First, 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.600 what it was a little mocha, I'm shocked. 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.320 And then if they weren't in the range rover, they 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.960 were just in the golf cart flying illegally down roads. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.199 It was it was not a range rover, it was 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:21.000 a land cruiser. 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:23.319 Land cruiser. Sorry, but if they weren't in. 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:24.800 There, we tried to take the escalade. 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:27.000 Shocked. 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:29.800 What the dad hid the keys? 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:31.319 What if you had gotten pulled. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.880 Over, We'd be fucked. Our parents would be even more fucked. 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:35.880 That's more shocking to me than anything I've ever heard. 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:38.920 You know, It's just you said. The Vegas trip, and 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.679 I just remember feeling very stupid that the guy was 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:43.840 outing me for looking twelve where and I thought that 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:46.800 I was a sexy bitch. And then the helicopter, Dick 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:51.680 and Tyson, our tea bag over our heads like a fucking. 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:54.679 Bottle of air hads, and we're like, we gotta get 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:55.200 out of here. 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:58.320 Turned very chaotic. We only went to help him look 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:01.199 for his friends because we were legitimately worried for our lives. 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.319 At least It was memorable, and I wonder how Tea 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:04.080 Bag's doing now. 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:08.800 Who knows just Divvyan and Tea Bags out. 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:09.880 Tea Bag around. 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:13.559 I hope no one can locate him or anyone else 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:15.880 I'm time about on the podcast. I had a great 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:17.640 time with you guys in high school and out of 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.960 high school. You guys served me with terrific memories. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:22.680 We hope you're doing well, Tea Bag, and that you 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:24.480 still don't carry around that nickname. You know what. 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.079 I may have been in high school actually really wouldn't 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:29.000 surprise because I don't think I hung out with these 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:31.160 kids outside of high school twenty. I think I was 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:35.080 probably in high school like eighteen maybe maybe? Yeah, What 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.880 about your guys is memorable moments? I don't know how 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:38.719 memorable mind is. 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:41.160 Sorry that I too didn't. I want you to go last, 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:42.360 because it'll be a no, no, no. 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:45.160 You've got to go last. If it's anything like com Goggles, 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:48.000 you're staying last. It's Houston, you go first. 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:49.079 You were a part of it. 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:54.400 Oh, so, me and four buddies go to Saint George. 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:56.040 And because we're in. 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:57.360 High school, this was fucking wild. 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:59.880 We're not of age to like rent a place. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.720 So my mom in law come down with me and 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:06.000 my friends to Saint George and just have like a 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:10.000 little vacation for them while we do our own thing. Well, 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.800 there's nothing that I hide, so I was just hanging 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:16.680 out doing all of that. Well, one of my buddies Mormon, 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:19.120 he was the only one who had fucking rules. His 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:21.200 mom was like, he needs to be home at ten, 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:24.360 he needs this, he needs that. Well, we go out 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:26.440 one night, we're in high school. We go to a 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:31.880 college party at Dixie State, Saint George, Utah, and there's 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:32.600 this girl that's just. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:33.480 Hitting on my buddy. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:35.160 We're all just there, the one who has to be 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:36.240 home by ten, one. 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:37.280 Who has to be home by ten. 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:41.440 So I'm just smoking along with Sean and my other 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:42.160 buddy Taylor. 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:46.680 He gets fucked up. Mike, not last name, but he 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:48.199 gets fucked up. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:53.440 The girl comes out of her like dorm room and 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:55.559 just goes, you need to come take care of your 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:59.240 fucking friend. So we get up and walk in and 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.360 like in a dorm room, know how, they have like 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:04.280 a big desk like in the window. He is just 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:10.160 on top of it like this, just and it is everywhere. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:15.520 It is leaking off. The thing is it's like we're 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:18.960 looked at as the guys who brought this guy, right. 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:20.600 So now we're just like, let's just get him out 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:20.880 of here. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:24.880 Well, he's not small, he's a bulky he's big. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:26.679 He's a big boy. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:30.120 Big boy, and pull his alcohol a little better. 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:32.559 Well, it probably smelled so bad. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.920 Everything was rough, So we have to get him home. 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.840 Obviously, we have to tell Lauren and Lisa, like, yo, 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:44.320 he's fucked up, and so we're like putting him on 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:45.120 his side. 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:46.719 It was to the point where we were like do 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:47.280 we take. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:51.960 Him, Like yeah, well, Easton was like, Mike's really drunk. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:54.280 So we go in there and he's like laying like this, 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:55.480 and how old was he? 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.599 High school? She was probably sixteen. 0:13:58.240 --> 0:14:02.480 And oh very My mom was really furious because like. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:07.080 Oh yeah, well, like the only kid who has fucking instructions, like, yeah, this. 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:09.600 Kid came to the man should have never allowed him 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:11.360 to come with the kids. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.319 And it can't be too strict because that's why he 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:14.640 got such And it's. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:17.079 Every other kid who go out till all hours of 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:17.400 the night. 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:20.480 We were just chilling, spoken and mining our business and 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.240 then him, Yeah, can I. 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:23.360 Tell you memorable. 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:28.200 If that was wild and that was a memorable one, I. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:30.160 Mean walking him too the car, like you just said, 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.840 there was some into the whole night. Oh he stumbled 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.000 into the bush, slammed into like he could have. 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.000 Gotten really hurt. Thank god, you guys. 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:40.800 But also like if I'm taking my kids or whoever 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.440 to like a spring break event and someone's mom is like, 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.920 here's there the rules that yes, I'm gonna say, then 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.520 you gotta come, or like your kids can't come because 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.160 I'm not about that life. 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:54.200 And I'm going to automatically assume. I'm telling you, if 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:56.000 the kids got rules, they're gonna be the craziest one. 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:58.440 Yeah, exactly, Like I know how my kid acts. I'm 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:01.280 gonna know Summer Moon and heart and all the kids. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:05.520 Your your kid's the rogue kid and I'm not. And 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:07.960 you're not paying me to do this, right. I know 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:11.680 that sounds rude. It's like Zach like a lot of pressure. 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:14.160 What's his name in the Hangover? That's who he was. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.640 He was I can't remember his name in it, but 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:17.320 that's Carl. 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.080 The baby was Carl. 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:21.360 But that's who Mike was. 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:26.200 He was fucking Zach on the Hangovers. But that was 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:28.680 the only memorable one, A very chill guy. And it's 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:29.880 always somebody else sucking up. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:30.880 Yeah, that's very true. 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:34.800 What do you got for God? 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.320 No, I can't believe I'm telling this story. I'm going 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:39.880 to start off by saying this. I'm just gonna admit it. 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.400 I will never slept shame anyone. But the way I 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:45.160 speak on this podcast, I would feel most comfortable saying 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:48.080 this out loud. My body count is not high. I've 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.200 slept with not a lot of people, which again, if 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.400 you have that's my body count is not like like. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:56.160 How many how many I. 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:58.960 Speak, you would think I've slept with hundreds. I've slept 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.560 with a little over two hand two hands of people, right, 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:04.840 that's all say. So it's not crazy, so not I 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:05.920 feel comfortable tell. 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:11.640 You probably slept with the guys a lot of times. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:15.640 Like I was always in long relationships, so like i'd 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:18.880 be with someone I've only had like two one night stance. Okay, 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.600 So and this is one of them, got a spring break. 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:24.720 I cannot And this is a real story, you guys. 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:26.920 This is one hundred percent real. Only a couple of 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:31.960 friends know it. Shout out Angela Audrey. Okay, so everyone, 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:36.960 we're on spring break. This is college in uh, like 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:40.560 a sophomore year of college in Nashville, so a lot 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:43.400 of people will go to like Myrtle Beach or places 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.800 that are close like that that are easy breezy. I 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:48.000 was twenty, so I could not drink yet, so I 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:50.320 had to use a fake like we talked about. So 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:54.920 I'm we're there, I'm single. We are in the condo. 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:57.040 There's a group of us and we're partying with these guys. 0:16:57.080 --> 0:17:03.080 And there's this one guy who's so hot to me. Okay, 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:06.080 and he's hot, and I'm like, this guy's so hot. 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:08.600 It's spring break. I want to let loose and be safe. 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:13.320 But let lose. And I noticed he had a little limp, 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:17.120 right but like very slight, and I didn't think anything off. 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:19.840 I can't believe. 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:23.800 I can't believe, Like was he sitting down? 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:25.800 No, no, no, he would like walk and he'd have 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:28.680 like a slight limp. But I'm like, oh whatever, maybe 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:30.639 one leg is like shorter than the other something. But 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:32.960 he's so hot, and like I'm drunk and this is fun. 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:36.840 I like how inclusive you are, so so I'm talking 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:39.600 to him. We're hitting it off. He's like funny, like 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:41.159 we're just hitting it off, and I was like, you know, 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:42.040 it's spring break. 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:43.119 I'm gonna let the limp go. 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:46.080 I'm gonna let the limp go. I've got condoms, like 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:48.960 I might hook up with this guy. Another thing, Thank 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:53.960 god I don't have an STD because sometimes like I 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:57.160 would never hook up do a one night stand again, 0:17:57.320 --> 0:18:01.640 also because I'm engaged. But anyway, so we're hitting it off. 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:05.080 We're drinking, and he's like, I'm like, I'm gonna sleep 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:08.600 with this guy tonight. It's spring break. So we he goes, 0:18:08.680 --> 0:18:10.640