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Speaker 1: When you think of millennials, what do you think of

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Speaker 1: oral one case, working hard eight nine twelve hours a day,

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Speaker 1: Is that what you think of when you think of

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Speaker 1: a millennial? You mild it. No, most people don't think

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Speaker 1: that when they think of millennial. But they don't realize

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Speaker 1: that millennials are actually turning forty four, right, Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: Millennials get a bad rap. They do what they really do.

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Speaker 1: They're born between like eighty one and ninety six, And

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Speaker 1: I feel like people think millennials is more like the

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Speaker 1: And people use it a lot now to describe the

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Speaker 1: younger generation. But the generation actually millennials is very interesting

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Speaker 1: because like older millennials, they rip on younger millennials, right

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Speaker 1: I'm not a Generation X. Yeah X X. It was X.

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Speaker 1: turning is a thing of middle aged things that millennials

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Speaker 1: find themselves saying. If you do any of these, Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you're a millennial and you're getting older. I was venting

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Speaker 1: with all of that sensis, But this shows that millennials

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Speaker 1: top middle aged things that millennials are saying because millennials

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go water my house plants all right. You

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Speaker 1: follow each of us individually. I'm at Jubil Fresh that

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Speaker 1: I'm at Evan on the radio, the Jewbil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins. I'm calling from the learning app. So I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Robert. Oh wait, you're you're you're calling from? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from. UM. It's a learning app that you've purchased.

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you. And your wife said you

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Speaker 1: Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. It's a very

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now is Britney spears. TikTok. Oh, God,

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Speaker 1: weird control right now. I told you it's a dark

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Well, uh so, my dad

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Speaker 1: at our house. I just didn't know what you thought

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Speaker 1: about that. I mean, it takes a little extra work

420
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 1: to clean them, but um, just going a little extra mile.

421
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,920
Speaker 1: That's just kind of me anyway, it is again. Yeah,

422
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: you see how I said, asked about poop and you

423
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 1: asked about diapers and you just said that no difference.

424
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 1: You brought up cloth diapers, take a little bit more

425
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 1: extra time. I guess no, well, no, no, it just

426
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 1: means it's you know, it's a little harder to deal with.

427
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 1: That's all I meant. I didn't mean anything by that.

428
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that you picked up. I'm so sorry

429
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 1: about that. It might be that you're you're not getting

430
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 1: a lot of sleep, I mean ours a sleeping through

431
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 1: the night, but I'm sure you's a stand awake. No,

432
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: there it is again, you somehow our miracle dad who

433
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: can sleep better than a new dad. You're slightly longer

434
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 1: as a dad, but you can better. I'm so sorry

435
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: about that. Okay, Like I said, that was not my plan.

436
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm just like it was dad to dad. I mean,

437
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: you know, I know you've been a dad, not quite

438
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: as long as I haven't been a dad, a little

439
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 1: bit longer than you get it. You've been a dad longer.

440
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,119
Speaker 1: You've probably been an longer than me too. What is

441
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: the point. Oh, well, the point is that this is

442
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,120
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

443
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 1: on you and You're wife set you up. She said

444
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,919
Speaker 1: that you you guys just had a kid and you

445
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 1: get really annoyed by one uppers, so I figured why

446
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: not combined the two? Oh? I hate yeah, you know what,

447
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 1: I hate them too, but I just hate them like

448
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit more than you. Wake up every

449
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 1: morning with Jubil Phone Frank Jubil Show on demand. Everyone, No, no,

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00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: it's hello, and I'm on a Yago and this time

451
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 1: to play it's a game? Yeah, yeah, because it is

452
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: so dumb and stupid and so dumb. Isn't he so dumb?

453
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 1: Better than Jubil? The only American game show where we

454
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: ask a British guy trivia and we have a weird

455
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: German dance contro. Yeah, and let's meet today's player on

456
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: the phone line there? Would you like to meet them?

457
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:05,439
Speaker 1: On y Megan? Hello? Hello? All right, Megan? Are you

458
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: ready to play Beat the brit You know, as ready

459
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 1: as I'll ever be? All Right, all right, luck Megan.

460
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna send English Evan out of the studio and

461
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 1: the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds

462
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

463
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: know one, just say pass, and you have to beat

464
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: English Evan outright to win. Okay, all right, all right,

465
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:29,239
Speaker 1: here we go, Megan, not to be dramatic, but this

466
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: is the most important thing you'll ever do in your life,

467
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 1: and your time starts now. In miles? How high is

468
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 1: the Earth's atmosphere? Oh god? How many number one hits

469
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 1: has Kanye West had? Three? True? Or false? Horses can

470
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: only breathe through their mouth? True? Which came first? Coke

471
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: or Doctor Pepper Coca Cola? In the US? What is

472
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 1: the youngest age you can obtain a driver's license? Fifteen?

473
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: What Uva state has the longest coastline? California? And you

474
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: got that one in on time, Megan, Congratulations. Sounds like

475
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: it did a really good job. We're gonna bring English

476
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: Evan back in the studio, and this is the time

477
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 1: where a game show it up. That's what it's called

478
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 1: in the industry, game showing it up. Hey Megan, Hey Megan.

479
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 1: Here before English Evan gets back here to answer his questions.

480
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: I hear you like to hike. Tell me about that.

481
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 1: I do pretty much every day. I get out there

482
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: and hike at least four to five miles every single day.

483
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: On the weekends, I'm trying to do at least nine

484
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 1: mile high. Look at you, that is way too much

485
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: English Evan is back in studio and hello, here we go. Okay,

486
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 1: good luck Evan, Thank you very much, Alex. You need

487
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: it right English Evan, Yeah, she did do a good job.

488
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 1: Your time. It starts now in miles? How high is

489
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 1: the Earth's atmosphere? Four hundred? How many number one hits

490
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: has Kanye westhad ten? True? Or false? Horses can only

491
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: breathe through their mouth? False? Which came first? Coke or

492
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: doctor Pepper Coke? In the US? What is the youngest

493
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: age you can obtain a driver's license? Uh? Sixteen? No, No, fifteen?

494
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: What is what? US date has the longest coastline state.

495
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: There's a map in front of me. Um, I can't

496
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 1: even see the name Mexico. Oh my god, no US.

497
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: He's got to be kidding me. Different Mexico if you

498
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: were thinking about New Mexico. I swear to God, I'd

499
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 1: like to throw out a bonus question to Megan on

500
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,040
Speaker 1: the phone. Who's playing English, Evan? Megan? Is Mexico a

501
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: US state? Apparently? To English Evan, it is now that

502
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: One's not my fault. It's just the biggest name on

503
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: the map. I can read it. We have a map

504
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: of the show with all the different places that the

505
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 1: show is with little pin stuck in it on where

506
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: the show is throughout the country. So there's a map

507
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: right in front of evan um not purpose, but even

508
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: with a map, even with a map right in front

509
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: of him, literally, he didn't even get a freaking state

510
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,440
Speaker 1: right in front of him. Megan, I think things look

511
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: good for you today and beat the brit But we'll

512
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 1: send it over to the scoreboard and get an official

513
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 1: score from our executive producer Bradley Nolan Dino. Alright, factoring

514
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: in the bonus of knowing that Mexico is not a state,

515
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: Megan wins two to one. Good job, Megan, you guys,

516
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: all right, Well let's go over the answers too, so

517
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 1: that English haveman can find out what in fact is

518
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: a US state? All right? The Earth's atmosphere is three

519
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 1: hundred miles high. Oh my god, I d Kanye s

520
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: had four number one hits and horses breathe through their

521
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: nose exclusively. Yes, sold google it. Doctor Pepper came first

522
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: before Coke. That's a shame. And the youngest you can

523
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: obtain a driver license in the United States is sixteen,

524
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: and the state that has the longest coastline. Ready for this,

525
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: Ready is a last Alaska right at the top, Canada right, yes,

526
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: not very close to Mexico at all, at least Megan.

527
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: You know, she said California, which was a good answer. Yeah, congrats, Megan.

528
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to send you some Jewels Show swag for

529
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: playing and for beating the brit aw thank you, guys. Yeah,

530
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: hang on the phone. Second, we'll get information. One second. Well,

531
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: there you go. Another loss for English seven and remember

532
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: we play yep, yeah nothing. Oh waits, I'm just so upset.

533
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: Apparently all right, we play Beats the Britt every single

534
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: Tuesday and Thursday this time, so join us again for

535
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: the next time we play Beats the Britt. Yeah, the

536
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand Jewbils dirty little secret, your dirty

537
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: little secret. Remember text in four one to six one.

538
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 1: If you have a secret to tell us, you can

539
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: tell us anything. It doesn't really matter. You can tell

540
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: us whatever you want. Because we keep everybody anonymous. We

541
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: don't tell anybody what your name is, and we don't

542
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. Who got it out?

543
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: Secret and on the phone right now? Anonymous nick name

544
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: because we don't even ask what your name is a

545
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: soft poached egg, Hello, soft poached egg? How are you?

546
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: What did you take post eggs? Your weird? Yeah, that's strange.

547
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: You should love yourself. Do you have any ape? Do

548
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: you have any comments on why Jubil speaking so fast? Um, Jubil,

549
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: do you have any comments on why Jubele speaking so fast?

550
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm tired of saying the same thing at

551
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: the beginning of The Dirty Little Secrets, so I thought

552
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: it'd be really quick listening. So you have to. You

553
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: have to set it up. If you're new, listen to

554
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: the show. We do the thing on dirt little Sigre.

555
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: You canech him four one or six one if you

556
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 1: want tellus dirty Little Sea. You can tell us anything.

557
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: You tell us whatever you want. Doesn't even matter because

558
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. You're completely anonymous.

559
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 1: That's why already gets sake on his nick name and

560
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: on the phone right now. It tells the Dirty Little Secrets?

561
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:43,479
Speaker 1: Did I say hard boiled egg? Soft? Soft? Is it complete? Off?

562
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: Your little secret? Soft? Take a time out. I have

563
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: been dating the boss's daughter, just just like that, very

564
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: you've been dating our boss's daughter. No, not Joel Boss's daughter.

565
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: My boss is, Oh, the boss is because I didn't

566
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: even know he had a daughter. You're dating your boss's daughter.

567
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: I'm dating my boss. Got let me guess that your

568
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: boss does not want you to date his daughter. He

569
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: kind of dropped that hint the night that we met. Yeah,

570
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: how did he drop that hint? Did he say we

571
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: were I'm boss, I'm mister Farnsworth and if you jake

572
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: my daughter, I'm gonna smackside. I'm so sorry, so much

573
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: happening right now, off, sorry, go ahead, I'll stop interrupting.

574
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: He was at a company meeting, you know, doing the

575
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 1: company saying, being all super business he and professional. Then

576
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: my boss walks over and he was like, hey, meet

577
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: and what you gotta not try anything funny with my daughter?

578
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha. You know, don't try something funny with

579
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: her like a stand up routine. I've tried to be

580
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: funny things with her, Yeah, like like tickling her. It

581
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: started there. Sure, yeah, let's go with that. She was mental?

582
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: What on with him? I'm a little tired. Yeah, that's

583
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: when you get goofy. Okay. Yeah, so you're dating the

584
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: boss's daughter and you're doing funny stuff with her and

585
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: he doesn't know and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know.

586
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: How long has this been going on? For about six

587
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 1: weeks now? Oh so what are you expecting to get

588
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: out of this relationship or fling or whatever the heck

589
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: it is, Because if you want it to be a

590
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: long term thing, then you're going to have to meet

591
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: her dad. Yeah, yeah, I mean eventually, maybe we'll get there.

592
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: Like I said, it's in six weeks. So right now,

593
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: we're just trying to keep it a secret from my boss.

594
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,959
Speaker 1: So just friends with benefit her, it's a little more

595
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: friends with benefit. She's amazing. We it sparks every time

596
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: we're together. I know that's cliche, but it's true. Real

597
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: quick lost question for you. Does your boss like you?

598
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: I think so, well, then I think you might be okay,

599
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: you might be all right. I don't know, maybe it

600
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: would know. You know what you could do? You could

601
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: start dropping hints right now and just be talk about

602
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: this wonderful woman that you met, right like in a

603
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: meeting when you're all sitting around, like where there's the

604
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: other guys in the meeting and you're kicked back in

605
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: the chair in the conference room, right and your boss

606
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: walks in and he just hears you being like, no, dude,

607
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: I just met her and she's beautiful and she's amazing

608
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: and she's the love of my life. Oh sorry, boss,

609
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: we can start the meeting now, right, And then that

610
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: happens over time and he's like, wowed, Egg really likes

611
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: that girl he's dating. And I like that about him.

612
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: Respectable man. I wish someone would treat my daughter that way.

613
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: And then you show up for dinner and you're like, whoa,

614
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: it's you, mister so and so. And then he's like, yeah,

615
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: it is me. And wait a second, that woman you've

616
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: been talking about respecting the hell out of it my daughter? Yeah,

617
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 1: And then you just go, oh, she didn't. She didn't

618
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: tell me it was you. That was her dad. And

619
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: then it's it's basically, I just wrote a movie right now,

620
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: and you're the star of it. I was going to say,

621
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: you sound like a screenplay writer. Wow. So anyway, how

622
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 1: is how are you going to approach it? If you

623
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: have to meet him? Are you trying to be serious? Now?

624
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna work. Yeah, I just need

625
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: more time. Time. Are we sure? Are we out of time? They?

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Speaker 1: Are we out of time? Soft Boiled Egg? I think no,

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Speaker 1: matter what. That's all right, I think so all right,

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us you're doing a little secret. No,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret? The Jebel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand