Speaker 1: Hey, we got a brand new second date for you
Speaker 1: today podcasts Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and today
Speaker 1: we got either romantic or a cringey first kiss story.
Speaker 2: I feel like we're right, Yes, we are. I don't
Speaker 2: know right now, dude, I'm just a scholar.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm kind of overly emotional today because my daughter's
Speaker 1: done with fifth grade today.
Speaker 3: See you again.
Speaker 2: She doesn't move after fifth grade.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mommy's going to live with her in the dorm.
Speaker 4: Wo.
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Speaker 5: Yes, Zane said, I thirty one years old showed one
Speaker 5: of your podcasts to my coworker sixty.
Speaker 2: Seven, and he absolutely loved it.
Speaker 5: But then he heard one where they didn't get back
Speaker 5: together at the end, and now I have to pre
Speaker 5: listen to them before showing him because I'm not allowed
Speaker 5: to show him the sad one.
Speaker 1: Like that.
Speaker 2: The sixty seven year old believes in love, Sue, I
Speaker 2: don't know that the success rate is a high. He's
Speaker 2: gonna hope it.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 6: I don't want to laugh through this whole thing and
Speaker 6: sad at the Yeah.
Speaker 2: Finished fun You're usually just mad at each other at the.
Speaker 3: It's sad, but they're all funny.
Speaker 5: H Yeah, see how today's goes.
Speaker 2: It's gonna start right now.
Speaker 3: The second date up date, Brooke, I want you to
Speaker 3: think about the best date that you've ever been on.
Speaker 3: I know it's probably not with your husband. Nobody here
Speaker 3: expected it would be. What's the thing that happened that
Speaker 3: made you say this date tops them all? A big question?
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's just the person I'm with, Like, I come, you're.
Speaker 3: Talking about yourself again.
Speaker 6: The fireworks are like the the chef made me a
Speaker 6: seven hundred dollars snail.
Speaker 3: The three way kiss at the end. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's the waiter.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that makes sense. One of our lists emailed
Speaker 3: the show saying his most recent date easily ranks number
Speaker 3: one all time, and I'm just assuming he's been on
Speaker 3: more than one otherwise that statement really doesn't say much.
Speaker 3: So let's talk to Chris about it. Chris, Welcome to
Speaker 3: the show Man.
Speaker 7: How you doing, Hey, guys, thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 8: I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Yeahs like you're putting a lot of pressure on this
Speaker 1: first date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have been on more than one date in
Speaker 3: your life right.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 7: No, I've been on a lot of dates in the
Speaker 7: last few years, and honestly, none of them really hit
Speaker 7: at all, Like I didn't feel like there was any connection.
Speaker 7: But this last girl, Kendra, it was like the date
Speaker 7: of a lifetime.
Speaker 6: Okay, are you saying that because of Kendra or because
Speaker 6: of the activity in the environment.
Speaker 7: I think it was a combination of the entire The
Speaker 7: huntire night was kind of great.
Speaker 8: You'll see, You'll see by the endow.
Speaker 1: Our dated lives will look paltry in comparison.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yes, let's get right into it. Tell
Speaker 3: us where'd you meet Kendra? Okay?
Speaker 7: So I bought her flowers? We went to a restaurant,
Speaker 7: a question that.
Speaker 2: I asked her.
Speaker 3: You're really eager to tell us, and I appreciate that, but.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe so excited about this story.
Speaker 3: Where did you meet her?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: We met online?
Speaker 1: There understand why that was a confusing question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see. And now where did you two meet
Speaker 3: at a restaurant? It sounds like at a restaurant.
Speaker 2: I'm glad he bought her flowers.
Speaker 7: Okay, And I bought her flowers, which is an important
Speaker 7: part of the story because she was so shocked by
Speaker 7: the guy, because no guys buy flowers anymore. That's what
Speaker 7: she said at me at least.
Speaker 2: Oh, no guys buy flowers.
Speaker 3: Well, they are pretty expensive. I've got in trouble. Like
Speaker 3: the girls like flowers.
Speaker 2: And they like them after.
Speaker 3: That is a good point, Alexis. I mean, what did
Speaker 3: Kendra do with the flowers after you gave them to her?
Speaker 8: Well, that was part of the story.
Speaker 7: The server even complimented the flowers. When when the server
Speaker 7: complimented the flowers, she offered to let the server put
Speaker 7: flowers on everyone's tables.
Speaker 4: So nice.
Speaker 3: Oh so she accepted your gift and immediately gave it
Speaker 3: away to the records.
Speaker 7: Okay, which, when you say it like that, it doesn't
Speaker 7: sound so good. It was really nice to watch that happen,
Speaker 7: and I'll see other people happy with these flowers.
Speaker 8: It was a really nice moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you bought everyone flowers.
Speaker 2: Well, everyone in the restaurant doesn't get it.
Speaker 3: It is a really good move, though. I feel like
Speaker 3: it looks good in her eyes, and I assume it
Speaker 3: must have led to some good conversation, to some good moments.
Speaker 8: It really did.
Speaker 7: In fact, I'd say it got a little cheesy and
Speaker 7: so good that I got myself a little.
Speaker 8: Vulnerable, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Oh, hants came off that quickly.
Speaker 2: I say it like that. Did you say I cried?
Speaker 2: Is that what you just said?
Speaker 7: I but didn't cry. But I'm sort of as a
Speaker 7: twenty six year old. I gave up on meeting anybody
Speaker 7: at this point.
Speaker 2: So twenty six isn't that old?
Speaker 7: Just so you know, she's twenty nine, and she said
Speaker 7: she was going through similar stuff, so it was like
Speaker 7: we kind of hit on the same subjects.
Speaker 3: Wow, what happened At the end of the night.
Speaker 7: We went back to her place.
Speaker 8: We walked to her place.
Speaker 7: She didn't live that far from the restaurant, so it
Speaker 7: was a really nice romantic walk.
Speaker 2: Did you hold hands?
Speaker 7: We held pinkies?
Speaker 3: That's even better.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's the friend finger. Yea, you have a friend finger.
Speaker 3: That's the one you do pinky promises with your friends.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going anyway? Did you after the
Speaker 3: pinky hole thing? Did you get a kiss?
Speaker 7: So it was kind of a funny situation. She lives
Speaker 7: in a community that has a wall around it, and
Speaker 7: you have to it's not easy to get into, you know.
Speaker 3: A biodome or a prison something.
Speaker 2: I think it's just an apartment with a gate, is
Speaker 2: what it means. Twins are pretty common.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like bio prison. I'm not familiar, but okay,
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 7: There's a gate, so there's a gate, and she didn't
Speaker 7: have her key.
Speaker 6: So you're locked out.
Speaker 3: Or maybe it's a move that she's pulling where she's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I can't find my keys.
Speaker 2: She happened? Do you need me to strip search myself?
Speaker 3: Maybe I was more like, maybe we should go back
Speaker 3: to your place instead. Maybe that's what I think.
Speaker 5: She need to go back to a guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm standing naked.
Speaker 3: Brook States. So what happened, Chris?
Speaker 7: I know this sounds ridiculous, but so I decided to
Speaker 7: jump the gate.
Speaker 1: So you can open it on the other side.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had to climb it and pull myself up
Speaker 7: over it. As I'm pulling myself up over it, I
Speaker 7: get stuck.
Speaker 8: My pants get stuck on it, and I get gone.
Speaker 7: I'm hanging upside down, no.
Speaker 6: Spiky fences, right, Yes, what did she do?
Speaker 8: Well? She kissed me?
Speaker 2: What man?
Speaker 1: Kiss?
Speaker 3: Upside down? Upside down man?
Speaker 2: And she kissed you.
Speaker 8: I was just as shocked as you were.
Speaker 1: Wow, I guess she.
Speaker 2: Likes her mobile vulnerable.
Speaker 3: I can get him hereun did you like it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Was that awkward or was it romo?
Speaker 7: No, it was a nice It's a very nice romantic moment.
Speaker 7: But it's been a couple of days since that happened.
Speaker 7: We texted for a couple of days, and then since
Speaker 7: then she hasn't gotten back to me.
Speaker 3: Maybe you're a man upside Yeah. It can be confusing
Speaker 3: because usually you put your tongue this way, but when
Speaker 3: you're upside down, he needs to go that way.
Speaker 1: So we found another man suspended on a fence and
Speaker 1: took Yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's her thing.
Speaker 6: Some guy working on the phone lines.
Speaker 3: Okay, well we're gonna we're gonna come back. We'll call
Speaker 3: Kendra for you and try to get you your next
Speaker 3: most romantic date ever. When we get you maybe a
Speaker 3: right side up kiss. Crazy. We'll do it with your
Speaker 3: second date update, next second date update. If you're just
Speaker 3: joining us, we've basically got the real life Peter Parker
Speaker 3: on the phone received the rare coveted upside down kiss
Speaker 3: during his date with Kendra.
Speaker 1: You didn't see the sequel where the Spider Man got
Speaker 1: his pants.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we're still in the Tobey Maguire universe.
Speaker 1: Toby would totally get his pants stuck on a f Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because it happened after Chris fell while scaling the security
Speaker 3: gate outside of Kendra's apartment, as you do a lot
Speaker 3: of dates and hard to climb though, but pants got
Speaker 3: caught when he fell, and it was there in that
Speaker 3: embarrassing moment when animal instinct took over and Kendra walked
Speaker 3: right up to him and smooched him in the face,
Speaker 3: which is such.
Speaker 1: A good sign because that really could have been an
Speaker 1: ick moment for her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and she thought it.
Speaker 3: Was adorable, So no wonder Chris is describing it as
Speaker 3: his best date ever. But weird that she's not texting
Speaker 3: him back since she's the one who initiated that moment.
Speaker 1: You know, we never asked, Chris, did she ever get
Speaker 1: back into her apartment, because maybe that's why she hasn't responded.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 8: Yeah, somebody came by a few minutes later and let
Speaker 8: her in.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I guess I didn't even take about just
Speaker 1: waiting until somebody else showed up.
Speaker 3: We're gonna call Kendra. We'll see if she picks up.
Speaker 1: And God, I hope this works out for you. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's so much pressure on this one. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like his best date he's ever been on.
Speaker 3: Well, I felt pretty relaxed until you said that. Now
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, I'm stressed out for no reason.
Speaker 2: Don't screw it up, jeff.
Speaker 3: Oh God, okay, here we go.
Speaker 7: Then.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, is this Kendra?
Speaker 2: Yes, she said, is this.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sorry, Kendrick. Yeah, we're a radio show. We're called Brooke
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: How many How many of you are there?
Speaker 3: Too many?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a whole show. Okay, all right.
Speaker 3: So we're reaching out to you because one of our
Speaker 3: listeners has asked us to get a hold of you.
Speaker 3: A guy that you went on a date with recently
Speaker 3: named Chris.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: So this is all part of a segment we do
Speaker 3: call the Second Date Update, where we're trying to figure
Speaker 3: out if there's a reason you have stopped texting him
Speaker 3: after the date.
Speaker 4: I mean obviously, yeah.
Speaker 3: Obviously the reason should be obvious.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, just like it's obvious that yes, I
Speaker 4: have a reason.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we just want to know because we spoke
Speaker 3: to Chris and he told us about your date, and
Speaker 3: it sounded actually much better than we ever thought it
Speaker 3: could have been given the circumstances.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I'd love to hear your side of the story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, it was a good date. Like, it was
Speaker 4: a really.
Speaker 1: Good date, honestly, so cute.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean I wouldn't have kissed him at the
Speaker 4: end of it if it was a bad date.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: That's where you and Brook differed.
Speaker 1: But he told us about that first kiss, like that
Speaker 1: was crazy, the upside down one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, when you have a movie moment, you
Speaker 4: have to like take it right.
Speaker 1: Oh, you felt like it was that magical too, Like
Speaker 1: it really was a movie moment.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it was a spider Man kiss.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, that's the first thing we jumped to as well.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, if that's the case, then why after your
Speaker 3: movie moment aren't you calling Chris back?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I don't really know what he told
Speaker 4: you besides that week kiss.
Speaker 3: That, I mean, that was the majority we know that
Speaker 3: you guys went to a restaurant.
Speaker 1: He told us about the flowers that he brought you flowers,
Speaker 1: and you guys passed.
Speaker 2: Him out among the other table.
Speaker 3: He immediately gave his gift away.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I didn't think he would mind, so it
Speaker 4: was really sweet. Oh okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, here's
Speaker 4: the thing. Chris is great, but he lied to me,
Speaker 4: and I mean he lied about something pretty big, and
Speaker 4: I big.
Speaker 3: Like what like his name or something?
Speaker 1: Dude, I mean no, it's not his name.
Speaker 4: He said that he was twenty six and he's like
Speaker 4: forty two ish.
Speaker 7: Yeah again, Wait a second, you had a good time.
Speaker 8: I had a good time. Why does it matter what anybody?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Chris, that doesn't sound good. Yeah, Kendrick, you
Speaker 3: didn't know this, but Chris has been listening on the
Speaker 3: other line. Maybe a yeah, my gods.
Speaker 8: That because I'm forty two. But that's off.
Speaker 1: Wait you.
Speaker 2: Are forty two, Chris? You told us that you were
Speaker 2: twenty six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm kidding, bro.
Speaker 8: But age doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how old I am. Again,
Speaker 8: we had a good.
Speaker 2: Und flying about it.
Speaker 4: So it doesn't matter. Why do you lie?
Speaker 8: That's only thirteen years different?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that is wild so long and Chris, if
Speaker 3: age isn't important, then why did you lie?
Speaker 7: About it, because she wouldn't have gone out with me
Speaker 7: if I said I was forty two.
Speaker 1: I had color that of course when I was in
Speaker 1: my twenties, I wouldn't date somebody in the forties either.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it happens in Hollywood all the time. Men and
Speaker 8: women are older than the significant others.
Speaker 3: Actually normal, a lot.
Speaker 1: Of healthy relationships and yaps, and it's people having the
Speaker 1: information to make that choice.
Speaker 2: Right, So she you lied to her?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kendri, what are your thought this?
Speaker 4: I mean, here's the thing, Like, I'm not entirely true
Speaker 4: my age on the apps either. What wait, I say
Speaker 4: that I'm twenty nine, but I'm actually thirty one.
Speaker 8: But that's not like a wait a second, wait a second,
Speaker 8: you lie about your age online. That's dis shocking.
Speaker 1: Okay, chancastic, you don't really have a leg to stand on.
Speaker 2: I think he's being sarcastic. You being sarcastic, right, No,
Speaker 2: it's the same.
Speaker 7: A lie is a lie, whether it's twenty nine or
Speaker 7: forty two.
Speaker 1: So you're not upset that she lied about her age
Speaker 1: because you lied about yours.
Speaker 7: I'm upset that she's upset about me lying about my age.
Speaker 7: If she lies about hers somehow.
Speaker 3: You think, no matter what it is, the lies should
Speaker 3: cancel out and you should be on even playing field.
Speaker 8: Yeah, a lie should cancel out a lie.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I'm kind of messed up that you like.
Speaker 4: No, here's my thing. It's like when people are like
Speaker 4: looking for people who they want to date, and they
Speaker 4: go to my age bracket. They're looking for people between
Speaker 4: thirty and forty, and I don't want to people like
Speaker 4: I'd rather use someone who's a little bit younger.
Speaker 1: So you aged out of the age bracket you're interested in.
Speaker 3: Is the problem?
Speaker 4: Yes, but not by sixteen years.
Speaker 2: It's thirteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sixteen.
Speaker 4: He doesn't know how to do math. It's literally sixteen.
Speaker 3: But he's doing the same exact thing that you're doing.
Speaker 3: He's lying about his age to open up his options
Speaker 3: the same way.
Speaker 4: That you are, but he's opening it too far.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, I mean I don't think what she's doing
Speaker 1: is right, but I can see her point, Like, you
Speaker 1: have a generation gap between somebody, Well, I guess you're
Speaker 1: thirty one now, so now you're only eleven years apart
Speaker 1: in age, So now it's not as big.
Speaker 8: A billions of years old. What's the difference between thirteen years.
Speaker 2: I can't tell who side I'm on him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and technically the age gap is just eleven years now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I just said.
Speaker 3: But I wasn't listening to you Brook because you're older.
Speaker 3: I have my cutoff at age thirty five. So alexis,
Speaker 3: if you have anything to say, feel free to jump in.
Speaker 2: I'm so confused.
Speaker 6: My question is when you kissed him, did you know
Speaker 6: he was forty by then? I had suspicions.
Speaker 4: I mean, I knew he wasn't twenty six.
Speaker 6: But that means you guys got along so well, even
Speaker 6: you were bending your rules a little in your exactly, I.
Speaker 4: Wasn't bending my rules eleven years.
Speaker 6: No, you're right, you are right, But I'm just saying
Speaker 6: that a point you came to a conclusion almost.
Speaker 1: And you still I think Jose's on to something. You
Speaker 1: both can you get over this? Is that?
Speaker 2: That's really the question is not.
Speaker 6: The only problem, because if you guys just get along great,
Speaker 6: Just a big lie about who you.
Speaker 3: Are is that it well the same That age is
Speaker 3: just a number. It shouldn't matter if the connection is real,
Speaker 3: and if that connection is true, we'd like to offer
Speaker 3: to send you to out on another date and we
Speaker 3: would pay for it.
Speaker 8: That would be nice. I like when people pay for
Speaker 8: my dates. I do it. I'm down.
Speaker 4: Food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cheap, old man, I see waiting for that senior discount.
Speaker 3: But Kenjo, we will pay for it. It's up to you.
Speaker 1: Yeh.
Speaker 4: Look, if we would have met organic and had the
Speaker 4: connection we had, then I might have been able to
Speaker 4: forgive that he's forty two. But the lying is it's
Speaker 4: just gonna bother me.
Speaker 3: Your lies don't bother that's right.
Speaker 1: But you're no.
Speaker 4: My lie is fine.
Speaker 3: Lies, you know, Chris, I'm sorry, man, it was the
Speaker 3: best state of his entire life.
Speaker 7: Well, if that's it, guys, I'm gonna let him know
Speaker 7: the truth that I'm not actually forty two, I'm forty six.
Speaker 2: What life, No, you're not?
Speaker 4: Is that what you wore the baseball hat backwards on
Speaker 4: our days? Like you're literally a dad and that's why
Speaker 4: you couldn't get over the fence.
Speaker 3: No wonder he knows who Toldy maguire is rooking Jeffrey
Speaker 3: in the morning. Man. I know this happens all the
Speaker 3: time on the dating apps now, where people lie about
Speaker 3: their age. But I don't know if I'm ever gonna
Speaker 3: to understand the thinking behind it, because at some point
Speaker 3: the truth about your real age is gonna come out.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well maybe it's like one of those things where you
Speaker 1: feel like you'll just be so connected by then it
Speaker 1: won't matter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when you hop right. I don't think that
Speaker 2: that's ever true. A lie always matters, but yeah, because.
Speaker 3: Eventually you're gonna have to explain why your high school
Speaker 3: graduation photo has a watermark that says Sears portrait student
Speaker 3: in nineteen eighty six, and everyone's gonna be confused.
Speaker 6: I thought it was bold that he tried to play
Speaker 6: off that he was younger than her. Yeah, I'm okay,
Speaker 6: I'm thirty two, or like I'm a few years older.
Speaker 3: He's three years younger than her.
Speaker 2: He's overcome years different.
Speaker 1: All I need to know is what filter he's using
Speaker 1: on his photos. I don't need it for personal use,
Speaker 1: I swear. Yeah, it's just a curiosity.
Speaker 3: Okay. So just to be clear, we're not saying don't lie.
Speaker 3: We're just saying lie smarter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, to do that, Jeff, We're saying don't lie.
Speaker 3: We'll make it believable, Okay, Okay, Yeah, so if you
Speaker 3: want some help with your dating life, lies or not,
Speaker 3: email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
Speaker 3: you back and go find out all of our second dates.
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