WEBVTT - Cobra Clog (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you feel about Top Kit hearing Ocho, Cinco

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<v Speaker 1>Channon Shark talk sometimes where it's like whoa you know

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<v Speaker 1>there there's this is being recorded. Yeah, and the Shannon

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<v Speaker 1>Shark is just like I split it up at a

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<v Speaker 1>quarter three And that's the thing. Oo is the reasonable one? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>his name is. And he's like, you have to calm down.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, bro, you can't keep talking like this.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta Liverpool, I gotta do shut.

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<v Speaker 1>If it ain't to eighty, it ain't a lady, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a you should get rt of that. That's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>it's crazy. That's a big kalas racist. Oh, money turning stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't tell me. Do you know what today is?

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<v Speaker 1>It's our anniversary. Welcome to another episode of My Mama Told.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, the podcast where we dived deep into the pockets

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<v Speaker 2>of black conspiracy.

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<v Speaker 1>Theories and we finally worked to prove that the game

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<v Speaker 1>se lo was in fact invented by slaves to teach

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<v Speaker 1>each other man. It wasn't about gambling. So when you

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<v Speaker 1>take eighty five dollars off your uncle at the Super Bowl,

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel bad. You're just trying to help that nigger

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<v Speaker 1>learn some shit. My name is David Body.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like Stinkerman, and I'm proud to hear that that's

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<v Speaker 2>the best way to honor our ancestors come on by

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<v Speaker 2>gambling against our strange relatives.

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<v Speaker 1>Our ancestors guided me in the winning of about eighty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars on the super Bowl this year, So I thank you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you forty nine ers Ice Home? You were just

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<v Speaker 2>Cisco connection.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But I also had prop bets, So I bet

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<v Speaker 1>for the first drive to be less than three minutes

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<v Speaker 1>and fifteen seconds, and I made like eighty bucks off

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<v Speaker 1>of that. And then I also bet for Deebo and

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<v Speaker 1>mccaffie to get a touchdown. I lost that, and then

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<v Speaker 1>but then I want a bunch of money in Dice,

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<v Speaker 1>So I still won. You found you found your way

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<v Speaker 1>back on top. Yeah, because I just bet the money

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<v Speaker 1>line because I'm not really great about spreads. Freaked me out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand a lot of the the shorthand of

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<v Speaker 2>gambling and so intimidating asking adult men to explain it

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<v Speaker 2>to you. Yeah, I've just opted not to play, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>The same way with technology.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just like I men, especially it's like you

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<v Speaker 2>you go to them and you go, hey, I'm vulnerable.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you please? Could you please help me?

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<v Speaker 2>And they make you feel very small, very fast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Men love jargon. Mm hm, that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Men love jargon. Bro. So it's like, because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm doing either, I'm saying stuff like I

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<v Speaker 1>bet moneyline because it's for stupid people. Yeah, it just

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<v Speaker 1>means I bet that the forty nine ers were gonna

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<v Speaker 1>win straight up right, just working. I was thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>becoming a gloves guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was wondering, what's happening here?

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<v Speaker 1>I looked.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought we were having a normal conversation, and then

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<v Speaker 2>your fingers look like Dumbledore after he fucked around with

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<v Speaker 2>that horse crux.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wasn't sure what was happening. But is it

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<v Speaker 1>not good? I'll take them long. I don't think it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>It's uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think those are the type of gloves you

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<v Speaker 2>can be a glove guy with. I don't think you

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<v Speaker 2>can just put on two north face gloves.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I think gloves cool gloves guy. Cool glove guys were

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<v Speaker 2>like like.

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<v Speaker 1>A hard leather. They wear like a hard leather. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they wear like.

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<v Speaker 2>A thick, a thick motorcycling leather. They don't wear a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking I wanted to be at Okay, they're for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, the north Face is a very adult company.

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<v Speaker 2>I always wanted, did you. I always wanted to be

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<v Speaker 2>a batting gloves guy, but I never had I was

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<v Speaker 2>never cool enough to pull that off. Yeah, there was

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<v Speaker 2>a few eras that I wish I could have. You

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when like goggles were in, when like you Good

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<v Speaker 2>Diddy and Mace and you put on like a pair

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<v Speaker 2>of goggles with their outfit, and somehow that that wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>a thing people ask questions about. I desperately wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>be a ski goggles ask dude, and and couldn't pull

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<v Speaker 2>it off.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't, well because you were too young. Here's this

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<v Speaker 1>is so funny. I was just talking about Homie about

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<v Speaker 1>it yesterday, and his dad was from New York, so

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<v Speaker 1>they had all kinds of bootleg shit. And he said

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<v Speaker 1>he came to school and like, not just the goggles,

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<v Speaker 1>the remember the Tommy the Tommy scull cap. Yeah, liked.

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<v Speaker 1>He said he came in to school with both like

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<v Speaker 1>the fourth grade. He was possible. It was like what

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? Of course not. Yeah, yeah, you're a

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<v Speaker 1>little boy. This isn't a rap video. You take that

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<v Speaker 1>goddamn ship off. We're here to learn multiplication, not get pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you're not. You out of your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna look cooler than me on a regular day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, I'll fucking kill you, little boy. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>look like how I want to dress the fuck you?

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<v Speaker 1>You take that off? Man? Do you think you were

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<v Speaker 1>a teacher? Did you ever like get some fly ship

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<v Speaker 1>and you were like, I bet I could wear this

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<v Speaker 1>at school? You said you took the bow tie out

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<v Speaker 1>of the classroom. Did you ever take you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>echo in I'm trying to frame my things. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be more professional in my manner of speaking. I

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<v Speaker 1>got you. I want to be clear that I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Still wearing echo as a professional educator, but I I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember there being like they're being like sweaters

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<v Speaker 2>or sweat shirts that I'd be like, damn if I

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<v Speaker 2>could figure out a way to put this over my

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<v Speaker 2>shirt and tie and still have my ties showing I

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<v Speaker 2>could like kind of fly this up and not feel

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<v Speaker 2>like as much of a dork. But I do think

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<v Speaker 2>after a while, you're just a dude waking up at

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<v Speaker 2>six am to go teach kids, and you stop giving

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<v Speaker 2>a fuck about how you look, which is maybe the

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<v Speaker 2>most disheartening.

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<v Speaker 1>Part of teaching. Are they high schoolers? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there ever a level of you wanting them to

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<v Speaker 1>think you were fresh? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You do want them to think you're like cool, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Like, I didn't want them to

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<v Speaker 2>think I'm a loser, but I didn't want're not that

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<v Speaker 2>far from their age, right. That's the hard game though,

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<v Speaker 2>is you don't want them to think you're a loser,

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<v Speaker 2>but you also don't want them to think you're wanting

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<v Speaker 2>them to be cool with you, do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean? So like you gotta be fly, but you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta be flying away that they're like, I don't I

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<v Speaker 2>don't get it. I don't quite understand what that is.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh interesting, interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's that's a hard little needle to thread because

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<v Speaker 2>they immediately if you dress too cool, they think you're

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<v Speaker 2>best friends, and if you dress to dorky, they think

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<v Speaker 2>they're like they could talk down to you and ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Why I would have to be a pe teacher. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's smart because if I could incorporate fit physical punishments,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to respect you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and also you do you don't have to really

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<v Speaker 2>adhere to like teacher law.

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<v Speaker 1>When it comes to pe teachers, it feels like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a yeah, you can use slurs like it's a whole

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of shit that goes on in the gym. That's yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a pe teacher tell me that Asian women

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<v Speaker 2>have sideways pussies, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's true. Though. He was just like a good man.

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<v Speaker 2>He was just a man trying to inform me of

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<v Speaker 2>what's happening out in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>How did that? I'm up. During dodgeball, he was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Cut buddy, buddy, I wish I knew. It was very

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say this, it was very natural. He sort of

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<v Speaker 2>just said, boys gather around, and then he he decided to,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, dispense his wisdom on us. And we were

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<v Speaker 2>we were fourteen and very uncertain of what to do

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<v Speaker 2>with that information.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what do you now? What does that help? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what to do with the other ones. There

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<v Speaker 1>also was.

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<v Speaker 2>A curveball like, yeah, no, I had not seen a

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<v Speaker 2>pussy yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not ready for the straight up and down.

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<v Speaker 2>He said it, and I had to think about which

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<v Speaker 2>way with sideways.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm thirty six, I'm still.

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<v Speaker 2>And also, we didn't have enough Asian women, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean, like pull.

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<v Speaker 1>From That's why he did it. No, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a true violence he did as boys and

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't know what to do with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, shout out to Asian women. I know you all

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<v Speaker 1>all you have your pussies on street and if you do,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't, I don't think that's something of a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I cannot imagine that if I went down there

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<v Speaker 2>and your ship was sideways, that that would in any

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<v Speaker 2>way deter me from finishing my job.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it doesn't. And this is the last I'll say

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<v Speaker 1>on this. It doesn't disorient the whole. It's just all

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<v Speaker 1>the extras.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, that's just a spider Man kiss baby

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<v Speaker 2>girl and now let's get to work.

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<v Speaker 1>You pussy hanging from a web, you go down. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>This is This is a rare Leangthston and David episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they're that rare. We do them

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<v Speaker 2>every once in a while, but yeah, we're excited to

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<v Speaker 2>just shoot the ship with each other. We we got

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<v Speaker 2>some emails. We might talk some shit about some other stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows where the conversation will take us, but but

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<v Speaker 2>we're happy you're here, and we have an email that

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<v Speaker 2>I think you should read.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think it's only right that you read

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<v Speaker 1>this email because of the.

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<v Speaker 2>The circumstances being presented in the email.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I read it. It's I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's more uncomfortable if I read it, which ultimately is

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<v Speaker 1>probably leads to the better humors. Yeah, no, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's that's exactly right. I've never it's intimate. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just get into it. Hell, yeah, hi, David and Langston.

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<v Speaker 1>You should frame who this is from. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>we're supposed to say her name?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we say our first name?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know this is from? Joe said, Yeah, Hi

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<v Speaker 1>David and Langston. I want to first say that I

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<v Speaker 1>adore both of you. That's nice, David more so than Langston. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't love that far, but I'm listening. I love

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<v Speaker 1>a deep dark chocolate man. Oh I bet he tastes

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<v Speaker 1>like a Hershey bar, oh a girl ken dream. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's stop there. Let's just pause right there. I wish

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<v Speaker 1>you did. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's this is worth a dressing that that I do

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<v Speaker 2>think more often than than certainly than myself. Women are

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<v Speaker 2>throwing a lot of pussy at you in these d

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<v Speaker 2>in these messages, You're you're getting more more thrown at you,

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<v Speaker 2>I I think than than most would.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. I this is not I was

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<v Speaker 1>not prepared to address these allegations. Well, it's the state

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<v Speaker 1>of the union, my man. You don't get to.

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<v Speaker 2>Just skip over everything that's happening in the country, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you to all the little mamas thrown at me,

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<v Speaker 1>uh via DMS and or emails. I currently have a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very nice to you. I appreciate your comments on

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<v Speaker 1>my skin that are borderline harassment. I appreciate it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel seen and I feel beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, David, unfortunately he has chillsen a lover.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it what you say it like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's unfortunate for you all. It's not unfortunate for him.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a beautiful thing that he's he's found a special

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<v Speaker 2>someone that said, uh, you bitches gotta calm down. Because

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<v Speaker 2>you're you're really, you're really trying to suck my man off,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Really it's not it's not that you know, it sound

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm getting d MS where people are like, let

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<v Speaker 1>me suck your dick. It's like if anybody you taste

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<v Speaker 1>like a hershey bar, which is which is if that's

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<v Speaker 1>what you're coming in is hoping for, let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you right wrong flavor. Yeah, tastes a lot like the

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<v Speaker 1>other ones you've had. But let's not be okay, But

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<v Speaker 1>to be fair, if we're talking about who's getting explicit

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<v Speaker 1>d M, sure between you and I, George, it's still

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<v Speaker 1>you win.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let me let's also be clear that the explicit

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<v Speaker 2>d MS that I get, it's not even it's not

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<v Speaker 2>even people that I've I would even remotely entertain. Why not,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's mostly just men who Okay, I get it

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<v Speaker 2>in very not only has nothing to do with homophobia.

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<v Speaker 2>It's displeasure. It's displeasure, it is not fear. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>be clear, I surprise, I am an ally. I support

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<v Speaker 2>your right to suck whichever dix you choose. I choose

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<v Speaker 2>was not to allow you to put my dick in

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<v Speaker 2>your mouth. And that is sort of the position I

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<v Speaker 2>take in all.

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<v Speaker 1>Of this, because, let's be fair, fellas, my man has

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<v Speaker 1>a family. You can't have a family. You're sending them

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<v Speaker 1>whole You're sending them hold dog. Come.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say that men are unfortunately the exact same

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<v Speaker 2>despite their sexual orientations. Men are out of control with

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<v Speaker 2>women and they are also out of control with men,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I get very aggressive emails, DMS and sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>even message just straight up fucking comments underneath pictures of

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<v Speaker 2>my daughter where.

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<v Speaker 1>Men will.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just me and my fucking daughter and they'll be

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<v Speaker 2>like a kiss this shit out.

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<v Speaker 1>Of you, and it's like, man, man, stop it. You

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<v Speaker 1>gotta chill the fuck out. Yeah, it's Tuesday. Here's my question, though,

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<v Speaker 1>is it comforting to know that if you go to

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<v Speaker 1>the other side you would be well received? Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cool. I don't. I don't. Nobody ever thinks

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gay. Mmm. Like, never I had a gay roommate,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd go out with them. Sometimes. None of those dudes

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<v Speaker 1>were ever like, hey, you are what you're doing? Yeah? Never, never, never,

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<v Speaker 1>never never. It's probably camouflage on. But yeah, no, dudes

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<v Speaker 1>everything that I'm a gay guy. So that's like nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, listen, I'm not offended by the warmness of

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<v Speaker 2>the reception. It is not lost on me that it

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<v Speaker 2>is very sweet that people would find myself you attractive.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we both can agree. It's a very nice feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels it does. It feels good to everybody wants

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<v Speaker 1>to be wanted, and I would. I'm glad we're not

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<v Speaker 1>like an ugo podcast, Like I'm glad people aren't like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>take the videos down. Yeah no, we don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>look at you. Just listen to your your assaultry voices

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<v Speaker 1>because that would hurt my feelings. Yeah, that would be

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<v Speaker 1>hard for me if people were just sending email because

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking to somebody about this before we get

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<v Speaker 1>to the rest of this. Have you noticed Black people

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<v Speaker 1>are the only people with the courage to just straight

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<v Speaker 1>up call people ugly and believe them for being ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody else like does that like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I black people do it in a way where

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<v Speaker 2>like they'll say it with affection, they presumed, like if

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<v Speaker 2>I think I wouldn't be surprised that they were, like

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<v Speaker 2>these two ugly niggas are hilarious, and it's like, Bro,

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't even have to say that first part. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you ain't have to mention how we look that that's

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<v Speaker 2>how ping, But that's just that's that's the way we

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<v Speaker 2>speak to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>I do appreciate it because I was thinking about the other.

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<v Speaker 1>I just have never seen like even like black men

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<v Speaker 1>to each other all the time, call each other ugly,

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<v Speaker 1>but like I've never seen white guys do that. Really. Yeah. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I even people I don't think are ugly, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>like see.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of times, a lot of times from a distance,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be like, look, this is ugly, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. People people in my family. I think I have

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<v Speaker 1>a very brother is very attractive. I'll call him, what's up,

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<v Speaker 1>ugly little boy? Yeah, you guys, all of them? Yeah, no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why what that is, but it certainly is. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's part of our cooking. Yeah, all right, Well, anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>so we got past that. She wants to slurt me down.

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<v Speaker 2>Jausette is a girl can dream, and she's looking a

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<v Speaker 2>slur But you can dream.

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<v Speaker 1>You can dream about me and my big huge Hershey bar,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not over selling. Well, let's sell the product she's

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<v Speaker 1>looking to buy. I think I think I'm sweating very uncomfortable. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>enough with the pleasant trees, there we go. When we

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<v Speaker 1>got through it, every one of my girlfriends has the

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<v Speaker 1>same irrational fear of a snake coming up through the

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<v Speaker 1>toilet and biting our kits Cat bars. I never even

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<v Speaker 1>called kat.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't either, And at first when I read it,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought to myself, what, And then I thought about

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<v Speaker 2>it in the second I was like, oh, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's great, give me a break, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>my problem was.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'll be honest, when when kick cat bar

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<v Speaker 2>first got introduced, is I pictured the four kit cat

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<v Speaker 2>bars next to each other, but then when you make

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<v Speaker 2>it the two kit cat bars, and yeah, then it's

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<v Speaker 2>like okay, yep, yep, yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Or whatever you're inside. Look, I'm not general. Yeah, kick

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<v Speaker 1>cat bars. Some people got fruit roll ups, it's all hey,

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<v Speaker 1>some people.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people got a spilled bag of groceries, and and

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<v Speaker 2>that's just fine with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway. Okay, Yeah, samurai rational vielle of a snake coming

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<v Speaker 1>up and biting our kit kat bars. We don't you

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<v Speaker 1>know why we have this fear? Why do we all

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<v Speaker 1>have this irrational fear but nobody talks out loud about it.

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<v Speaker 1>How did it come to be that we all have

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<v Speaker 1>this similar, fair, same fear as women. Well let me

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<v Speaker 1>stop you here, Josette, Me and my giant hersheybar are

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<v Speaker 1>also afraid of the same thing, are you. I'm afraid

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<v Speaker 1>of that. Yeah. I don't think it's just women. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>That is not where my fear lives with the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Do tell I.

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<v Speaker 2>We've actually talked about it a little bit in previous episodes,

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm much more afraid of what could come in

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<v Speaker 2>via the doors than I have ever been afraid of

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<v Speaker 2>what could rise up from inside of the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here's just to push back a little bit. The

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<v Speaker 1>thing about coming in is you still at least have

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<v Speaker 1>some way to see it and protect yourself. Coming from

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<v Speaker 1>under you gotten a snake could just bite your beatings.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but but I also don't know snakes to be

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<v Speaker 2>like just Dick biting for the hell of it. I

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<v Speaker 2>think there are you kind of have to provoke the

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<v Speaker 2>snake and do shit to the snake.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, meant to come in and assault you from

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<v Speaker 1>a toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's statistically, I think that's probably more likely

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<v Speaker 2>than the snake just biting Dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Who do you know that that's happened to.

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<v Speaker 2>Assaulted a man while he was sitting on the toilet, or.

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<v Speaker 1>A man was assaulted when he got was on the twilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody personally, But I've heard more I've seen enough movies

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<v Speaker 2>that there's not it could happen to somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>When was the last time somebody walked in on you

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<v Speaker 1>taking a shit. Hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good question. Man, it's been years. It's probably

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<v Speaker 2>been since like since like fucking like living with roommates

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<v Speaker 2>or high school even like really, you seem like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Would be very vigilant about not having someone see you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't afford for that to get out, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean? I know that, I know, I know

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<v Speaker 1>that for sure. You don't. I can see. That makes

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<v Speaker 1>sense to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, real, Jean's moving silence like lasagnya and I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you even think you're doing on that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but I'm I think that's the thing

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<v Speaker 2>is like, and maybe this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a pee when you're no? I almost

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<v Speaker 1>exclusively sit down to pee at home now off that

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<v Speaker 1>damn we I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understanding exclusively at home. Yeah, I'm saying I'm sitting. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>the public, I'll stand, you know, I respect the society

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<v Speaker 2>we've built. But now at home, I sit down. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>wrestling at nighttime. At nighttime, that's when I sometimes sit

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<v Speaker 2>for longer than the pee. Oh, let just give it

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<v Speaker 2>a nice rest sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe this is a familiar thing for a thirty

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<v Speaker 2>six year old man. And sometimes you sit down and

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<v Speaker 2>you pee and then you realize, I got a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit more in there, and it takes a while for

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<v Speaker 2>you to find that a little bit more and you

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<v Speaker 2>just that comes out and then you're like, oh, now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm truly empty, and that was fucking tight.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Sometimes I'll sit to poop and then realize that

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<v Speaker 1>I got peace don't come out as much as I

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<v Speaker 1>used to. Mm hmmm, mm hmmm hm. And that's just

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<v Speaker 1>getting old, you know. Yeah, it's unfortunate, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>proud of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I hate that my body is rejecting itself in

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<v Speaker 2>the way that it is.

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<v Speaker 1>But to feel bad about it, man, it's not crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's just hard to forget the.

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<v Speaker 2>Veracity of my youth, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like strong stream ones. Yeah, bounce back and hit me

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<v Speaker 1>in the chest. Yeah, I need a flash guard coming

0:24:03.920 --> 0:24:06.800
<v Speaker 1>out crazy, I gotta back up.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, hold on, I'm going to first thall, there's

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<v Speaker 2>not enough room.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember who I was and it's hard to let

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<v Speaker 2>go of that. And I think that is why NBA players,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, after they retire a while out the way

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<v Speaker 2>that they do. And Paul Pierce is getting, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>doing fucking Instagram live with strippers just because he remembers

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<v Speaker 2>the Paul Pierce he used to be and not the

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<v Speaker 2>Paul Pierce said he should be at at forty eight

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever the fuck he is.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you don't think it's okay for a man

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<v Speaker 1>to be single at forty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's okay for Paul Pierce to be

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<v Speaker 2>single at forty eight. I think that's a man structure desperately.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I listen to those conversations with him and Kevin Garnett,

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<v Speaker 2>and Kevin Garnett is being like the mature one and

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<v Speaker 2>being like Paul, you gotta chill. And it's like, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>if Kevin Garnett is scolding you because you're out of line,

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<v Speaker 2>You're you've gotta reflect. They're not supposed to be by themselves,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think leets in general. Do you think it's

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<v Speaker 1>because their whole life was so regimented that when you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like cause, like athletes lives for the most part,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a it's a job about discipline, right, you

0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:32.000
<v Speaker 1>gotta be in the gym, Yeah, put your time in

0:25:32.520 --> 0:25:35.880
<v Speaker 1>learning all that shit. So it's like when they let

0:25:35.920 --> 0:25:38.400
<v Speaker 1>that go, you think, it's just like they've never been

0:25:38.480 --> 0:25:41.560
<v Speaker 1>free to just make all their own decisions in their life, right, Yeah,

0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:42.359
<v Speaker 1>I think.

0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:45.040
<v Speaker 2>I think certainly it has like a little bit of

0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:48.719
<v Speaker 2>a militaristic I guess energy about it, where it's like

0:25:48.760 --> 0:25:50.840
<v Speaker 2>you wake up at this time, you go and you

0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:55.000
<v Speaker 2>do this and this exercises and then practice and then

0:25:55.119 --> 0:25:58.680
<v Speaker 2>jim again, and like it sort of fills your day

0:25:59.320 --> 0:26:04.160
<v Speaker 2>with like motivation and dedication and reasons to do whatever

0:26:04.240 --> 0:26:06.720
<v Speaker 2>the fuck you're doing. And then when you have all

0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:11.840
<v Speaker 2>these recreational behaviors, it certainly at least is earned behavior,

0:26:11.880 --> 0:26:16.000
<v Speaker 2>and so you're you're like managing it to some extent,

0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:19.600
<v Speaker 2>but then it just becomes, oh, I have mega millions

0:26:20.000 --> 0:26:22.280
<v Speaker 2>and no reason to wake up in the morning.

0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:24.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all these strippers and my dms.

0:26:25.200 --> 0:26:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Everybody remembers who I used to be, so like, yeah,

0:26:27.880 --> 0:26:29.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take to be.

0:26:29.200 --> 0:26:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Fair, you're still that man. Don't take that from him. Yeah, No,

0:26:32.640 --> 0:26:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean everybody remembers when you were worth something contributing

0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:40.040
<v Speaker 1>to us. No. I mean, I don't know what he's

0:26:40.080 --> 0:26:44.359
<v Speaker 1>contributing now, but I certainly think Paul Pierce Paul Pierce

0:26:44.400 --> 0:26:46.480
<v Speaker 1>gave us a lot, you know what I mean, he

0:26:46.600 --> 0:26:51.639
<v Speaker 1>really did man pants pants and then Brian Scalabrini and

0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:59.320
<v Speaker 1>carry him out. Uh, what a great moment in history.

0:26:59.680 --> 0:27:04.360
<v Speaker 1>That was a big time I listen, man, I it's

0:27:04.400 --> 0:27:07.159
<v Speaker 1>someone who that's a big fear of theirs. It's just

0:27:07.200 --> 0:27:11.119
<v Speaker 1>like nice to see it played out not so terrible.

0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:14.680
<v Speaker 2>You know, And I'd say played out maybe the best

0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:16.879
<v Speaker 2>anyone's ever played it out.

0:27:17.119 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for real, for real.

0:27:19.000 --> 0:27:22.919
<v Speaker 2>No, Like, no person in history has ship themselves more

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:25.320
<v Speaker 2>efficiently and effectively than.

0:27:26.600 --> 0:27:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like, because if I did, man, I should my

0:27:30.119 --> 0:27:34.720
<v Speaker 1>pants had a safeway. Once it's fucked up, suck. I

0:27:34.760 --> 0:27:40.639
<v Speaker 1>don't even really want to talk about it. It's just

0:27:40.800 --> 0:27:45.840
<v Speaker 1>really awful. It's really really awful. What happened? Did it

0:27:45.920 --> 0:27:50.359
<v Speaker 1>go down your leg? No? Man, I I was driving home.

0:27:50.520 --> 0:27:52.159
<v Speaker 1>This is that's how long ago is I had a

0:27:52.240 --> 0:27:55.399
<v Speaker 1>driver's license. I was driving home from work and I

0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:58.040
<v Speaker 1>went to safe way to grab some ship and then

0:27:58.119 --> 0:28:01.320
<v Speaker 1>I was in line and my this girl I knew,

0:28:01.960 --> 0:28:05.679
<v Speaker 1>was behind me with her boyfriend who's the worst, and

0:28:05.720 --> 0:28:08.679
<v Speaker 1>we started talking and I had my back to him

0:28:08.680 --> 0:28:13.200
<v Speaker 1>because I turned around, and then it just this fucking happened.

0:28:13.520 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I was wearing a baby blue button down as was

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:19.199
<v Speaker 1>the time, you know, as was the time. So I

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:24.080
<v Speaker 1>had to kind of like keep talking and back like

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:26.439
<v Speaker 1>I had to keep talking to them and then like

0:28:26.600 --> 0:28:29.520
<v Speaker 1>back up to the card reader and turn and pay

0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:31.040
<v Speaker 1>and then kind of just like back.

0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:33.399
<v Speaker 2>All, oh, you still had business to do.

0:28:33.520 --> 0:28:36.879
<v Speaker 1>Cause it was and it was I'm pretty sure it

0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:40.560
<v Speaker 1>got to the back of my shirt. God damn. So

0:28:40.600 --> 0:28:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want it, you know what I mean. So

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I had to kind of like back out of the

0:28:45.000 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 1>safe way. Then I had to get my car and

0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I had to drive another like fifteen miles home. And

0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:55.959
<v Speaker 1>then when I got home, it was during the Western

0:28:56.000 --> 0:28:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Conference Finals. I thought you were gonna say it was

0:28:58.800 --> 0:29:04.280
<v Speaker 1>nine to eleven. No, you know. I got home, I

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:08.280
<v Speaker 1>looked on the TV and the second tower fell. It

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:10.920
<v Speaker 1>was like it was like, it's the Western Conference Finals,

0:29:11.200 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 1>the one with the Nuggets and the Lakers. Yeah. So

0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:18.239
<v Speaker 1>I had like ten twelve people in my house and

0:29:18.320 --> 0:29:21.080
<v Speaker 1>I forgot that. So I as I opened the door,

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:26.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, fuck because my roommate had let everybody in.

0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:30.120
<v Speaker 1>This is insane. It sucked. And then I was like

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:33.320
<v Speaker 1>and then I was like I can't even I'm not gonna.

0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:38.280
<v Speaker 1>I can't get from the front door to downstairs. So

0:29:38.320 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 1>I just had to be like listen, man.

0:29:41.240 --> 0:29:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Hey, everybody, thank you for coming.

0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I gotta go, I gotta I'll be back up in

0:29:47.040 --> 0:29:47.600
<v Speaker 1>like an hour.

0:29:48.200 --> 0:29:51.120
<v Speaker 2>I got the I got the girlceries, but I also

0:29:51.280 --> 0:29:53.640
<v Speaker 2>have a little bit of a problem, so I'll see

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 2>y'all in a minute.

0:29:54.680 --> 0:29:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Fucking it's not a good day.

0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:59.680
<v Speaker 2>No, that's a that's a that's a sad story, big dog.

0:29:59.680 --> 0:30:01.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm not and we lost the Lakers. Yeah.

0:30:01.800 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 2>I was about to say it doesn't end well either

0:30:05.000 --> 0:30:06.960
<v Speaker 2>for the Western Conference finals.

0:30:07.080 --> 0:30:09.520
<v Speaker 1>No, Olivia hit the group chat and said experienced his

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:13.960
<v Speaker 1>own nine to eleven. Thank you in that in that

0:30:14.040 --> 0:30:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I will never forget. Fuck. Yeah, that's that's a low low.

0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:21.600
<v Speaker 2>It was shipped myself, for sure, but I've managed to

0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:23.080
<v Speaker 2>keep it private every time.

0:30:23.360 --> 0:30:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Bro, it was like double public. It was a double

0:30:26.360 --> 0:30:29.920
<v Speaker 1>public fuck I mean, but that's what it is. That's

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:31.840
<v Speaker 1>why it can be a clown on stage for money,

0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:33.360
<v Speaker 1>you really have to humble yourself.

0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:37.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I don't know if this changes whether or

0:30:37.320 --> 0:30:40.000
<v Speaker 2>not you wanna you wanna suck him off, But.

0:30:47.520 --> 0:30:52.960
<v Speaker 1>I was about to slow down to a trickle after this. Yeah,

0:30:52.960 --> 0:30:55.800
<v Speaker 1>there ain't gonna be so many. You taste like chocolates.

0:30:57.000 --> 0:31:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Look at your sex. Simple Now this is your kid.

0:31:02.560 --> 0:31:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Shoot himself in a Safeway afterwards.

0:31:04.680 --> 0:31:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Shot himself in a mid tier grocery store.

0:31:08.800 --> 0:31:15.120
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't even home, oh man, I was probably drinking

0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Safeway brand soda. Shout out the Safeway select.

0:31:24.120 --> 0:31:28.760
<v Speaker 2>We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

0:31:28.960 --> 0:31:32.600
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0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:34.680
<v Speaker 2>and it's it's fucking great.

0:31:34.760 --> 0:31:38.920
<v Speaker 1>We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy. Come on,

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:40.880
<v Speaker 1>you want to tell them what we have? Yeah, we

0:31:40.960 --> 0:31:43.760
<v Speaker 1>have three different types of hats, which is really fun.

0:31:43.800 --> 0:31:47.440
<v Speaker 1>We have a two tone hat, an alien dad hat,

0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:50.600
<v Speaker 1>the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 1>the enamel pin with an alien who has a coofie

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 1>on it since my mama told me. And then we

0:31:55.360 --> 0:31:58.280
<v Speaker 1>have t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is

0:31:58.320 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 1>who you are.

0:31:59.440 --> 0:32:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

0:32:02.080 --> 0:32:06.080
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0:32:06.120 --> 0:32:08.240
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0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Well to the question of snakes popping up from the toilet.

0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:21.880
<v Speaker 2>I did a quick googling how often do snakes come

0:32:21.920 --> 0:32:24.720
<v Speaker 2>out of toilets? Because they do say that this is

0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:28.360
<v Speaker 2>a real thing that happens, that sores can be hiding

0:32:28.400 --> 0:32:32.360
<v Speaker 2>ground for a hiding ground for mice and rats. Snakes

0:32:32.360 --> 0:32:35.120
<v Speaker 2>will enter the sewer to get their next meal. They

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:37.680
<v Speaker 2>can make their way through a swre and slither their

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:41.720
<v Speaker 2>creepy way through a through the bend of a toilet

0:32:41.960 --> 0:32:46.080
<v Speaker 2>the s bend. However, that's this still doesn't mean this

0:32:46.200 --> 0:32:50.320
<v Speaker 2>is a common incident, and they said that the possibility,

0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:54.880
<v Speaker 2>the frequency at which this happens is extremely low. It

0:32:55.000 --> 0:33:00.280
<v Speaker 2>is a rare experience, not often experienced.

0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:02.360
<v Speaker 1>By an We're talking about once or twice a year.

0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:05.400
<v Speaker 2>I think there's much rarer than that. I think we're

0:33:05.440 --> 0:33:11.600
<v Speaker 2>talking like nobody you know, is likely to ever have

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 2>this personal experience.

0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Now, look up bathroom attacks.

0:33:15.280 --> 0:33:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Though, Okay, I think snakes snake attacks in bathroom.

0:33:21.040 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 1>No, I was just saying in general, oh, stranger attacks

0:33:24.960 --> 0:33:27.680
<v Speaker 1>in bathroom because I think that's like because when we

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:30.160
<v Speaker 1>had talked about it before, you said, even when you

0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 1>lived alone, you would shit with the door closed. Yeah.

0:33:35.520 --> 0:33:40.200
<v Speaker 2>I get very nervous of people entering when I'm at

0:33:40.240 --> 0:33:44.080
<v Speaker 2>my most vulnerable state. I keep doors closed when I sleep,

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:47.320
<v Speaker 2>I keep doors closed when I shit. I keep doors

0:33:47.320 --> 0:33:49.520
<v Speaker 2>closed at all times.

0:33:49.760 --> 0:33:51.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't even think shitting is my top three most

0:33:51.840 --> 0:33:52.880
<v Speaker 1>vulnerable states.

0:33:53.360 --> 0:33:56.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, list them?

0:33:57.080 --> 0:34:07.640
<v Speaker 1>What ambout the movies by myself? Why is that so funny?

0:34:08.440 --> 0:34:10.239
<v Speaker 1>You can get up and leave? What do you mean?

0:34:11.000 --> 0:34:14.640
<v Speaker 1>I just really locked in in a way where I'm

0:34:14.719 --> 0:34:17.839
<v Speaker 1>like not very aware of outside.

0:34:18.680 --> 0:34:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, I really lived that that Nicole Kidman commercial you

0:34:22.640 --> 0:34:23.160
<v Speaker 2>really like?

0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Uh? I like the movies a lot. I enjoyed it

0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:27.840
<v Speaker 1>as an experience. I like it as a group. But

0:34:27.880 --> 0:34:29.880
<v Speaker 1>I like going to myself a lot, and when I

0:34:29.880 --> 0:34:32.839
<v Speaker 1>if it's a really good movie, I'm like locked locked in.

0:34:33.320 --> 0:34:36.040
<v Speaker 2>You know what what we just did is we went

0:34:36.080 --> 0:34:39.720
<v Speaker 2>and saw me and of some comedians. I hear Jordan

0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:44.399
<v Speaker 2>Temples at Fox other cool names. But we went and

0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:49.879
<v Speaker 2>saw a double feature of a Goofy movie.

0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:53.520
<v Speaker 1>And Baba's Kids at the New Beverly. At the New Beverly.

0:34:53.800 --> 0:34:57.200
<v Speaker 1>That's when I was in Los Angeles. I saw at

0:34:57.280 --> 0:34:59.719
<v Speaker 1>the New Beverly, I saw a booty Call with Jordan's Ye,

0:35:00.160 --> 0:35:03.800
<v Speaker 1>yeah what you're talking about? Yeah, that's a good double feature.

0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a goofy movie is a perfect film. Yeah, truly

0:35:07.640 --> 0:35:11.719
<v Speaker 2>is just it's so funny, it's so it's it's it got,

0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:14.120
<v Speaker 2>it's got heart. It moves you in all kinds of

0:35:14.120 --> 0:35:14.960
<v Speaker 2>cool ways.

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Baba's Kids is is uh, come on, don't be like that.

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:23.360
<v Speaker 2>Like based Kids is a is a classic and I

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:26.480
<v Speaker 2>take nothing from it and if I never see it again,

0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:27.160
<v Speaker 2>that's okay.

0:35:28.040 --> 0:35:31.760
<v Speaker 1>That's that's my family. That's like, we love that movie.

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 1>We're a Baby's Kids family. Really. Oh man, even my

0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:38.880
<v Speaker 1>littlest brother loves it. Whoa, Yeah, come on all the

0:35:38.960 --> 0:35:39.840
<v Speaker 1>songs straight.

0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Jacking straight Jacking is a good song.

0:35:42.200 --> 0:35:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Come on.

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 2>It's weird that it comes three quarters into the movie.

0:35:46.480 --> 0:35:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, also that weird freedom song with the robots that

0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:53.000
<v Speaker 1>it is also strange.

0:35:53.840 --> 0:35:57.279
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of sort of like a poorly structured

0:35:57.480 --> 0:36:00.719
<v Speaker 2>build to that film in a way that you know,

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:04.919
<v Speaker 2>it truly felt like it was a Robin Harris brainchild.

0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:05.880
<v Speaker 1>It was.

0:36:07.320 --> 0:36:09.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they just took a bit and then evolved it

0:36:09.920 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 2>into a film, and then he didn't even get to

0:36:12.600 --> 0:36:14.680
<v Speaker 2>see it come to fruition and they had to let

0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:17.280
<v Speaker 2>fase on Love finish it out.

0:36:17.239 --> 0:36:19.799
<v Speaker 1>Which I'm saying this on the record right now. If

0:36:19.800 --> 0:36:26.840
<v Speaker 1>I die, do not let don't recast.

0:36:28.520 --> 0:36:30.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you said that because he was actually the

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:31.960
<v Speaker 2>first guy I thought.

0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:41.600
<v Speaker 1>It was. I was like, if he dies, love with

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:51.600
<v Speaker 1>this big Hershey chocolate ass, but fair enough. I won't

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 1>call him.

0:36:52.040 --> 0:36:52.319
<v Speaker 2>I won't.

0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:55.840
<v Speaker 1>You can't call If I die, you replaced me with

0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:59.920
<v Speaker 1>the light Skin guy. You changed the name to light On.

0:37:00.000 --> 0:37:05.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, no, dark Skin replace me. Like if

0:37:05.760 --> 0:37:09.240
<v Speaker 1>I die quick killer mic in here, I'm gonna haunt you,

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:15.560
<v Speaker 1>all right, It'll be me and Benningham. Just no, you

0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:21.239
<v Speaker 1>don't get another African either, God damn no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:25.600
<v Speaker 1>no Africans, no dark skin dudes. I fucking I'm the

0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:28.640
<v Speaker 1>only I'm like a, I'm like a jealous boyfriend over here.

0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:32.520
<v Speaker 1>You have no one but me. Nobody else wants you.

0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:35.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, yeah, no, it's it.

0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:39.320
<v Speaker 2>It's a I don't think that it's great, a great film,

0:37:39.400 --> 0:37:43.759
<v Speaker 2>but I recognize the joy, the nostalgic sort of like

0:37:43.920 --> 0:37:46.320
<v Speaker 2>thrill it offers.

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:48.000
<v Speaker 1>It's funny still though.

0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Robin Harris still has like some funny ass like joke

0:37:52.200 --> 0:37:55.799
<v Speaker 2>jokes in there that you're like, damn, that's just that's

0:37:55.840 --> 0:37:57.160
<v Speaker 2>just a good ass joke.

0:37:57.480 --> 0:37:59.680
<v Speaker 1>This is the first time I heard everything. Anybody called

0:37:59.719 --> 0:38:01.839
<v Speaker 1>somebody a test tube baby. Mm hmm.

0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:06.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, he really he was groundbreaking as a as

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:09.440
<v Speaker 2>a comedian, an artist, and it's a shame that he

0:38:09.520 --> 0:38:10.279
<v Speaker 2>died so young.

0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Was he young? I think so. I think he was

0:38:13.840 --> 0:38:14.719
<v Speaker 1>younger than he looks.

0:38:15.080 --> 0:38:19.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think he was just an old faced ass dude.

0:38:19.480 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 1>I could be wrong. There used to be more of those.

0:38:22.200 --> 0:38:24.720
<v Speaker 2>I think it was an entire generation for a while.

0:38:24.960 --> 0:38:26.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, have you seen that shit online where they're

0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 1>saying millennials, we are we like, are aging properly. I

0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:33.359
<v Speaker 1>think they're actually saying millennials are the ones that are

0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:37.000
<v Speaker 1>aging pretty well. It's gen Z that's not aging probably, No,

0:38:37.120 --> 0:38:39.279
<v Speaker 1>that's what I'm saying, Like, we're aging too good.

0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Millennials, for whatever reason are we're the youngest looking

0:38:44.080 --> 0:38:48.160
<v Speaker 2>of all the generations. And then gen Z is going

0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:51.880
<v Speaker 2>back to like those nineteen seventies niggas who know what

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:54.360
<v Speaker 2>it is forty five when they were twenty.

0:38:54.680 --> 0:38:56.719
<v Speaker 1>It's hope. We're the last year our history to grow

0:38:56.760 --> 0:38:59.719
<v Speaker 1>up with any kind of hope. We had genuine hope. Yeah,

0:39:00.000 --> 0:39:03.200
<v Speaker 1>that's our life before the Internet, before nine to eleven

0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:06.759
<v Speaker 1>turned us into whatever it is we are now. You

0:39:06.800 --> 0:39:08.879
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. We grew up. We all thought

0:39:08.880 --> 0:39:11.160
<v Speaker 1>that we could get a house and have kids and like,

0:39:11.520 --> 0:39:13.920
<v Speaker 1>and that was what the world was. These kids now

0:39:13.920 --> 0:39:15.960
<v Speaker 1>have nothing to live for. Yeah.

0:39:16.160 --> 0:39:20.919
<v Speaker 2>No, they truly are born with a fucked up cynicism

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:23.840
<v Speaker 2>that just makes their face turned to mush.

0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:26.160
<v Speaker 1>That's why they're prudes. They're all eighty year old women.

0:39:26.440 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to see tits and movies. Get out

0:39:28.520 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 1>of here. Yeah, you don't want to see titties and movies.

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:33.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like one of the main reasons that go.

0:39:34.280 --> 0:39:37.080
<v Speaker 2>My only motivation when I was sixteen years old was

0:39:37.120 --> 0:39:41.080
<v Speaker 2>sand titties and playing basketball. Come on, I didn't care

0:39:41.120 --> 0:39:44.279
<v Speaker 2>about the world. I wasn't interested in like being a

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:46.799
<v Speaker 2>hero or a savior of any kind. I just wanted

0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:49.080
<v Speaker 2>to hoop and look at somebody naked.

0:39:49.280 --> 0:39:52.520
<v Speaker 1>Yep. And now they have so much weight on.

0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Their shoulders that of course they look like absolute garbage.

0:39:56.640 --> 0:39:58.000
<v Speaker 1>So I think we figured it out.

0:39:58.440 --> 0:40:01.319
<v Speaker 2>Robin Harris, and this is gonna blow your fucking mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Robin Harris died at thirty six years old. Fuck really, dog,

0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:08.800
<v Speaker 2>he was he was our age.

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:16.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, damn. And he was playing kids, Daddy, he

0:40:16.320 --> 0:40:17.360
<v Speaker 1>played kids.

0:40:17.840 --> 0:40:22.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, they were probably the same age while he

0:40:22.360 --> 0:40:24.160
<v Speaker 2>was pretending to be his father.

0:40:25.800 --> 0:40:33.880
<v Speaker 1>That's that's bad, jeans, bro. He looked rough for thirty six. Man. Fuck,

0:40:35.520 --> 0:40:37.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean he was one of those guys who looked

0:40:37.320 --> 0:40:40.600
<v Speaker 1>so crazy that he had to be hilarious. Yeah, what

0:40:40.680 --> 0:40:43.439
<v Speaker 1>were you gonna do? What else? What was your job?

0:40:43.520 --> 0:40:53.239
<v Speaker 1>What could you do? Scraps? That's crazy alright, pe man,

0:40:53.280 --> 0:40:54.319
<v Speaker 1>he was hilarious.

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:57.600
<v Speaker 2>He was so funny, so funny, so old looking.

0:40:57.640 --> 0:40:59.839
<v Speaker 1>So looking, so fun The two go ahead and hand.

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Some of the funniest looking people I've known in my

0:41:01.960 --> 0:41:03.920
<v Speaker 1>life are the funniest people I've.

0:41:03.800 --> 0:41:08.120
<v Speaker 2>Ever I looked up your question of whether or not

0:41:08.840 --> 0:41:12.440
<v Speaker 2>the toilet attacks are thing and unfortunately, and this is

0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:15.200
<v Speaker 2>a pretty telling sign of the society we live in.

0:41:15.760 --> 0:41:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Mostly when you google that, it immediately just gives you

0:41:18.600 --> 0:41:23.799
<v Speaker 2>a laundry list of transgender people being attacked in public restrooms. Great,

0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 2>which is maybe worth noting that maybe maybe my fear

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:33.359
<v Speaker 2>is not as much the active one, but certainly being

0:41:33.400 --> 0:41:36.400
<v Speaker 2>attacked in public restrooms is a active fear that some

0:41:36.440 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 2>people need to struggle with, and we wish that they didn't.

0:41:40.400 --> 0:41:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Yep, hot riffs. Yeah, I get it, you don't want

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:50.399
<v Speaker 1>to tack in on No, it was kind of really.

0:41:53.719 --> 0:41:58.719
<v Speaker 2>The other thing Olivia sent Us is a article from

0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:05.640
<v Speaker 2>USA Today of very reputable website and newspaper periodical bum

0:42:05.719 --> 0:42:09.720
<v Speaker 2>Biting Python. It says woman bitten by a five foot

0:42:09.800 --> 0:42:12.040
<v Speaker 2>snake hiding in toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah dot So fuck yeah.

0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:18.920
<v Speaker 2>As a fifty nine year old woman sat on her

0:42:18.960 --> 0:42:22.360
<v Speaker 2>relative's toilet, she felt a shocking pain. A five foot

0:42:22.440 --> 0:42:26.720
<v Speaker 2>carpet python had bitten her bottom. Why are they writing

0:42:26.760 --> 0:42:28.160
<v Speaker 2>this so fucking British?

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:28.759
<v Speaker 1>I hate it?

0:42:29.280 --> 0:42:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I get okay now, I see why it was

0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:36.200
<v Speaker 2>in Australia. Helen Richards of Australia. So it seems like

0:42:36.280 --> 0:42:39.520
<v Speaker 2>USA Today is just usurping the language from a different.

0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:41.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:45.640
<v Speaker 2>I think there's like truly no integrity left in journalism,

0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:49.200
<v Speaker 2>so I think they're just basically copy and paste and

0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:53.400
<v Speaker 2>some shit. Helen Richards of Australia told ten News First

0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Queensland she felt a sharp tap on my bottom along

0:42:57.840 --> 0:43:04.040
<v Speaker 2>with some pain on Tuesday afternoon, and she handler Jasmine Zelaney,

0:43:04.520 --> 0:43:07.960
<v Speaker 2>who removed and relocated the non venomous pike. Like, okay

0:43:07.960 --> 0:43:10.920
<v Speaker 2>now I'm venomous, so singing no poisoned.

0:43:10.480 --> 0:43:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Her, and poison is not what I'm worried about. What

0:43:13.960 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 1>are you worried about my dick getting bit by a snake? Okay,

0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:19.839
<v Speaker 1>fair enough.

0:43:20.200 --> 0:43:25.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just the general pain of a of a

0:43:25.480 --> 0:43:27.400
<v Speaker 2>bite on your your dick from a snake.

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, I think it should be referenced that in

0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:35.040
<v Speaker 1>the chat, Olivia is throwing some slurs. Yeah, she's she's

0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:40.640
<v Speaker 1>saying some nasty things about Australian people. Yeah, which who knew,

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:43.239
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. It's fun to win. It's fun to learn

0:43:43.280 --> 0:43:44.719
<v Speaker 1>new racism that people have.

0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:47.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when you find out your friend is actually deeply

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:48.520
<v Speaker 2>big at it.

0:43:48.719 --> 0:43:51.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's always crazy because it's like it's like on

0:43:51.480 --> 0:43:53.759
<v Speaker 1>some weird shit where it's like, oh, you don't want

0:43:53.760 --> 0:43:58.279
<v Speaker 1>to go to the Brazilian steakhouse because why? You know

0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:01.960
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying, Like, it's always really weird that. Yeah.

0:44:02.200 --> 0:44:05.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they really show their true colors. And then you

0:44:05.480 --> 0:44:08.239
<v Speaker 2>kind of have to decide if if this is a

0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:12.360
<v Speaker 2>reflection of their greater humanity or if this is just

0:44:12.400 --> 0:44:14.920
<v Speaker 2>a moment that that you caught them because they had

0:44:14.920 --> 0:44:16.040
<v Speaker 2>a bad day or whatever.

0:44:16.360 --> 0:44:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it could go either way.

0:44:18.080 --> 0:44:20.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is worth noting that they said that the

0:44:20.880 --> 0:44:24.200
<v Speaker 2>reason that the snake bit in all likelihood is because

0:44:24.239 --> 0:44:28.560
<v Speaker 2>these snakes preferred an exit point. She had that big, old,

0:44:28.719 --> 0:44:31.760
<v Speaker 2>thick bottom, and that the snake just wanted to nibble.

0:44:34.440 --> 0:44:39.120
<v Speaker 1>You want to bite.

0:44:40.000 --> 0:44:43.600
<v Speaker 2>They said the snake's preferred exit point was block after

0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:46.880
<v Speaker 2>being spooked by the customers sitting down, and it simply

0:44:47.000 --> 0:44:48.320
<v Speaker 2>lashed out in fear.

0:44:49.239 --> 0:44:51.400
<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what I would think would happen.

0:44:52.040 --> 0:44:55.920
<v Speaker 2>So I guess to your point, Uh, it is more

0:44:56.160 --> 0:45:00.000
<v Speaker 2>likely that the snake will bite if you sit down

0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:03.200
<v Speaker 2>down on top of it and block it's its pathway.

0:45:03.440 --> 0:45:05.319
<v Speaker 1>And let's be honest, we've seen what I'm working with.

0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:07.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm blocking. Yeah, you're gonna block.

0:45:07.719 --> 0:45:10.440
<v Speaker 2>Ain't no light getting through when when you sit down

0:45:10.480 --> 0:45:11.120
<v Speaker 2>on that toilet.

0:45:15.120 --> 0:45:15.520
<v Speaker 1>All that.

0:45:22.239 --> 0:45:26.839
<v Speaker 2>So, Josette, it seems as if that your conspiracy does

0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:30.719
<v Speaker 2>have some legs that that there are legitimate concerns that

0:45:30.760 --> 0:45:33.480
<v Speaker 2>a snake could come up through the toilet, although it

0:45:33.520 --> 0:45:37.719
<v Speaker 2>seems like that's much more of an Australian possibility than

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 2>an American reality.

0:45:40.040 --> 0:45:42.760
<v Speaker 1>So if you live in America, I think you'll be fine.

0:45:42.800 --> 0:45:45.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't imagine that you have a ton of snakes

0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:46.399
<v Speaker 2>wherever you live, and if you.

0:45:46.400 --> 0:45:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Do get out of there, Yeah, I ain't got to

0:45:49.000 --> 0:45:52.440
<v Speaker 1>live like that. You deserve Yeah, and he ain't gotta

0:45:52.440 --> 0:45:55.600
<v Speaker 1>live like that. You can live somewhere where there ain't snakes.

0:45:56.160 --> 0:45:58.239
<v Speaker 1>I want to read the nice part of her letter too.

0:45:58.320 --> 0:46:03.840
<v Speaker 1>She closing, she said, I super appreciate you too, and

0:46:03.960 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 1>hope you remain the same beautiful assholes you've always been.

0:46:07.640 --> 0:46:10.240
<v Speaker 1>Love you both to the moon and back. Bye, bitch,

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Love Joe Set A proud.

0:46:12.600 --> 0:46:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Little mama, A proud little mama. Yeah, Josette, thank you

0:46:18.120 --> 0:46:21.920
<v Speaker 2>for this very lovely email. And we hope that you

0:46:22.120 --> 0:46:24.839
<v Speaker 2>and your kitcat bar and the ladies that you can

0:46:24.880 --> 0:46:30.280
<v Speaker 2>noodle with remain remain safe from snake bites in all forms.

0:46:30.560 --> 0:46:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly that. Thank you for thinking. I'm so damn fine.

0:46:36.040 --> 0:46:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to tell the people where your finance

0:46:38.680 --> 0:46:39.120
<v Speaker 2>is gonna be?

0:46:39.200 --> 0:46:41.279
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, if you want to cut your going on,

0:46:41.680 --> 0:46:43.439
<v Speaker 1>you want to come out and double click your mouth,

0:46:43.600 --> 0:46:47.200
<v Speaker 1>you can come see me. I actually don't have my

0:46:47.280 --> 0:46:49.600
<v Speaker 1>dates pulled up. Who got jokes? Citty seven on Instagram?

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:53.120
<v Speaker 1>It'll be there. Yeah. Watch Royal Crack News February twenty

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<v Speaker 1>You know, be good to yourselves. And if you want

0:46:59.920 --> 0:47:03.880
<v Speaker 1>to watch the YouTube, you can see my finance, Langston's finance.

0:47:04.560 --> 0:47:06.799
<v Speaker 1>And if you want to send us hole or tell

0:47:06.880 --> 0:47:10.879
<v Speaker 1>us how we make you feel, don't. But other than that, yeah,

0:47:10.920 --> 0:47:12.560
<v Speaker 1>you know what, watch all the ship.

0:47:12.880 --> 0:47:15.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, watch watch all that stuff.

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0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:20.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't have a ton of dates coming up because

0:47:20.320 --> 0:47:23.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm knocking this special out next week.

0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:25.480
<v Speaker 1>And then and then I'm going to rest for a

0:47:25.520 --> 0:47:26.120
<v Speaker 1>little while.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you want to buy merch, you can go

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0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:34.040
<v Speaker 2>if you want to send us your conspiracies, if you

0:47:34.239 --> 0:47:38.680
<v Speaker 2>want to send us your your glowing love letters, if

0:47:38.719 --> 0:47:41.040
<v Speaker 2>you want to send us whole, send it all to

0:47:41.200 --> 0:47:44.399
<v Speaker 2>my mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love

0:47:44.400 --> 0:47:47.719
<v Speaker 2>to hear from you. And and that that's it. I

0:47:47.760 --> 0:47:49.400
<v Speaker 2>think we covered everything.

0:47:49.800 --> 0:48:02.799
<v Speaker 1>Bye, bitch, bid your ankle. Whala bears are racist by

0:48:04.600 --> 0:48:09.000
<v Speaker 1>the also player for ows and money. As a man

0:48:09.080 --> 0:48:12.840
<v Speaker 1>of Turkey stuff, I can't tell me nothing