1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: That's how you feel about Top Kit hearing Ocho, Cinco 2 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:08,400 Speaker 1: Channon Shark talk sometimes where it's like whoa you know 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: there there's this is being recorded. Yeah, and the Shannon 4 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: Shark is just like I split it up at a 5 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: quarter three And that's the thing. Oo is the reasonable one? Yeah, 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:24,479 Speaker 1: his name is. And he's like, you have to calm down. 7 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: You're like, bro, you can't keep talking like this. 8 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 2: I gotta Liverpool, I gotta do shut. 9 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: If it ain't to eighty, it ain't a lady, which 10 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: is a you should get rt of that. That's pretty 11 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: it's crazy. That's a big kalas racist. Oh, money turning stuff. 12 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:04,479 Speaker 1: I can't tell me. Do you know what today is? 13 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: It's our anniversary. Welcome to another episode of My Mama Told. 14 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 2: Me, the podcast where we dived deep into the pockets 15 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:17,160 Speaker 2: of black conspiracy. 16 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,040 Speaker 1: Theories and we finally worked to prove that the game 17 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: se lo was in fact invented by slaves to teach 18 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: each other man. It wasn't about gambling. So when you 19 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,680 Speaker 1: take eighty five dollars off your uncle at the Super Bowl, 20 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,320 Speaker 1: don't feel bad. You're just trying to help that nigger 21 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: learn some shit. My name is David Body. 22 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,839 Speaker 2: I'm like Stinkerman, and I'm proud to hear that that's 23 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 2: the best way to honor our ancestors come on by 24 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 2: gambling against our strange relatives. 25 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: Our ancestors guided me in the winning of about eighty 26 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: dollars on the super Bowl this year, So I thank you. Yeah, 27 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: good for you. 28 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 2: Were you forty nine ers Ice Home? You were just 29 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 2: Cisco connection. 30 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 1: Yeah. But I also had prop bets, So I bet 31 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,279 Speaker 1: for the first drive to be less than three minutes 32 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: and fifteen seconds, and I made like eighty bucks off 33 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: of that. And then I also bet for Deebo and 34 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 1: mccaffie to get a touchdown. I lost that, and then 35 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: but then I want a bunch of money in Dice, 36 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,519 Speaker 1: So I still won. You found you found your way 37 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: back on top. Yeah, because I just bet the money 38 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 1: line because I'm not really great about spreads. Freaked me out. Yeah, 39 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: I don't. 40 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 2: I don't understand a lot of the the shorthand of 41 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 2: gambling and so intimidating asking adult men to explain it 42 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 2: to you. Yeah, I've just opted not to play, you 43 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 2: know what I mean? 44 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:40,959 Speaker 1: The same way with technology. 45 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like I men, especially it's like you 46 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 2: you go to them and you go, hey, I'm vulnerable. 47 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: Could you please? Could you please help me? 48 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 2: And they make you feel very small, very fast. 49 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:58,079 Speaker 1: Yeah. Men love jargon. Mm hm, that's what it is. 50 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 1: Men love jargon. Bro. So it's like, because I don't 51 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 1: know what I'm doing either, I'm saying stuff like I 52 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: bet moneyline because it's for stupid people. Yeah, it just 53 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 1: means I bet that the forty nine ers were gonna 54 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: win straight up right, just working. I was thinking about 55 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 1: becoming a gloves guy. 56 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 2: I was wondering, what's happening here? 57 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 1: I looked. 58 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 2: I thought we were having a normal conversation, and then 59 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 2: your fingers look like Dumbledore after he fucked around with 60 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 2: that horse crux. 61 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: And I wasn't sure what was happening. But is it 62 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 1: not good? I'll take them long. I don't think it's great. 63 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 1: It's uh. 64 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 2: I don't think those are the type of gloves you 65 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 2: can be a glove guy with. I don't think you 66 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 2: can just put on two north face gloves. 67 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: I thought that's cool. 68 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 2: I think gloves cool gloves guy. Cool glove guys were 69 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 2: like like. 70 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: A hard leather. They wear like a hard leather. Yeah, 71 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 1: they wear like. 72 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 2: A thick, a thick motorcycling leather. They don't wear a 73 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 2: fucking I wanted to be at Okay, they're for everyone. 74 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 2: First of all, the north Face is a very adult company. 75 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 2: I always wanted, did you. I always wanted to be 76 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 2: a batting gloves guy, but I never had I was 77 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 2: never cool enough to pull that off. Yeah, there was 78 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:20,280 Speaker 2: a few eras that I wish I could have. You 79 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 2: Remember when like goggles were in, when like you Good 80 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 2: Diddy and Mace and you put on like a pair 81 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 2: of goggles with their outfit, and somehow that that wasn't 82 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 2: a thing people ask questions about. I desperately wanted to 83 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 2: be a ski goggles ask dude, and and couldn't pull 84 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 2: it off. 85 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 1: I couldn't, well because you were too young. Here's this 86 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 1: is so funny. I was just talking about Homie about 87 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: it yesterday, and his dad was from New York, so 88 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: they had all kinds of bootleg shit. And he said 89 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: he came to school and like, not just the goggles, 90 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 1: the remember the Tommy the Tommy scull cap. Yeah, liked. 91 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,719 Speaker 1: He said he came in to school with both like 92 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 1: the fourth grade. He was possible. It was like what 93 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:08,839 Speaker 1: are you doing? Of course not. Yeah, yeah, you're a 94 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: little boy. This isn't a rap video. You take that 95 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 1: goddamn ship off. We're here to learn multiplication, not get pussy. 96 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 1: Yeah you're not. You out of your mind. 97 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,520 Speaker 2: You're gonna look cooler than me on a regular day. 98 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: Yeah no, I'll fucking kill you, little boy. You're gonna 99 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 1: look like how I want to dress the fuck you? 100 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 1: You take that off? Man? Do you think you were 101 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:36,160 Speaker 1: a teacher? Did you ever like get some fly ship 102 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 1: and you were like, I bet I could wear this 103 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,479 Speaker 1: at school? You said you took the bow tie out 104 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: of the classroom. Did you ever take you know, the 105 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 1: echo in I'm trying to frame my things. I'm trying 106 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,919 Speaker 1: to be more professional in my manner of speaking. I 107 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,839 Speaker 1: got you. I want to be clear that I wasn't. 108 00:05:55,640 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 2: Still wearing echo as a professional educator, but I I do. 109 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 2: I do remember there being like they're being like sweaters 110 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:09,320 Speaker 2: or sweat shirts that I'd be like, damn if I 111 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 2: could figure out a way to put this over my 112 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:15,839 Speaker 2: shirt and tie and still have my ties showing I 113 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 2: could like kind of fly this up and not feel 114 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,160 Speaker 2: like as much of a dork. But I do think 115 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 2: after a while, you're just a dude waking up at 116 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 2: six am to go teach kids, and you stop giving 117 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 2: a fuck about how you look, which is maybe the 118 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 2: most disheartening. 119 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:35,920 Speaker 1: Part of teaching. Are they high schoolers? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. 120 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 1: Was there ever a level of you wanting them to 121 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: think you were fresh? Yeah? 122 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,480 Speaker 2: You do want them to think you're like cool, you 123 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,839 Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like, I didn't want them to 124 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 2: think I'm a loser, but I didn't want're not that 125 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 2: far from their age, right. That's the hard game though, 126 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,040 Speaker 2: is you don't want them to think you're a loser, 127 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 2: but you also don't want them to think you're wanting 128 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 2: them to be cool with you, do you know what 129 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,919 Speaker 2: I mean? So like you gotta be fly, but you 130 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,279 Speaker 2: gotta be flying away that they're like, I don't I 131 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 2: don't get it. I don't quite understand what that is. 132 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,040 Speaker 1: Oh interesting, interesting. 133 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 2: And that's that's a hard little needle to thread because 134 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 2: they immediately if you dress too cool, they think you're 135 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 2: best friends, and if you dress to dorky, they think 136 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,800 Speaker 2: they're like they could talk down to you and ship. 137 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,559 Speaker 1: Why I would have to be a pe teacher. Oh 138 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: that's smart because if I could incorporate fit physical punishments, 139 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 1: you're going to respect you. 140 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, and also you do you don't have to really 141 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,240 Speaker 2: adhere to like teacher law. 142 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 1: When it comes to pe teachers, it feels like it's 143 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: a yeah, you can use slurs like it's a whole 144 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: bunch of shit that goes on in the gym. That's yeah. 145 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 2: I had a pe teacher tell me that Asian women 146 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 2: have sideways pussies, and. 147 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:55,280 Speaker 1: Well, that's true. Though. He was just like a good man. 148 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 2: He was just a man trying to inform me of 149 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 2: what's happening out in the world. 150 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: How did that? I'm up. During dodgeball, he was like. 151 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 2: Cut buddy, buddy, I wish I knew. It was very 152 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 2: I'll say this, it was very natural. He sort of 153 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 2: just said, boys gather around, and then he he decided to, 154 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 2: I guess, dispense his wisdom on us. And we were 155 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:23,160 Speaker 2: we were fourteen and very uncertain of what to do 156 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 2: with that information. 157 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you now? What does that help? I 158 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 1: don't know what to do with the other ones. There 159 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,200 Speaker 1: also was. 160 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:32,280 Speaker 2: A curveball like, yeah, no, I had not seen a 161 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:32,920 Speaker 2: pussy yet. 162 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not ready for the straight up and down. 163 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 2: He said it, and I had to think about which 164 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:38,680 Speaker 2: way with sideways. 165 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: You know, I'm thirty six, I'm still. 166 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 2: And also, we didn't have enough Asian women, you know 167 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 2: what I mean, like pull. 168 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: From That's why he did it. No, it was. 169 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,520 Speaker 2: It was a true violence he did as boys and 170 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 2: and I don't know what to do with it. 171 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,319 Speaker 1: Well, shout out to Asian women. I know you all 172 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:06,680 Speaker 1: all you have your pussies on street and if you do, 173 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,320 Speaker 1: if you don't, I don't think that's something of a problem. 174 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:13,200 Speaker 2: Listen, I cannot imagine that if I went down there 175 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 2: and your ship was sideways, that that would in any 176 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 2: way deter me from finishing my job. 177 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 1: Because it doesn't. And this is the last I'll say 178 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:24,280 Speaker 1: on this. It doesn't disorient the whole. It's just all 179 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:24,920 Speaker 1: the extras. 180 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:28,439 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that's just a spider Man kiss baby 181 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,040 Speaker 2: girl and now let's get to work. 182 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:45,920 Speaker 1: You pussy hanging from a web, you go down. Oh. 183 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:46,560 Speaker 1: I love that. 184 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:51,360 Speaker 2: This is This is a rare Leangthston and David episode. 185 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,120 Speaker 2: I don't know if they're that rare. We do them 186 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,719 Speaker 2: every once in a while, but yeah, we're excited to 187 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,800 Speaker 2: just shoot the ship with each other. We we got 188 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,959 Speaker 2: some emails. We might talk some shit about some other stuff. 189 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 2: Who knows where the conversation will take us, but but 190 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,240 Speaker 2: we're happy you're here, and we have an email that 191 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,320 Speaker 2: I think you should read. 192 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 1: I think I think it's only right that you read 193 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:18,679 Speaker 1: this email because of the. 194 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:21,800 Speaker 2: The circumstances being presented in the email. 195 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:25,200 Speaker 1: I don't know if I read it. It's I think 196 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: it's more uncomfortable if I read it, which ultimately is 197 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,160 Speaker 1: probably leads to the better humors. Yeah, no, I think 198 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:37,600 Speaker 1: I think that's that's exactly right. I've never it's intimate. Okay, Yeah, 199 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:41,360 Speaker 1: let's just get into it. Hell, yeah, hi, David and Langston. 200 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,720 Speaker 1: You should frame who this is from. I don't think 201 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,679 Speaker 1: we're supposed to say her name? 202 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,679 Speaker 2: Are we say our first name? 203 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:51,920 Speaker 1: We don't know this is from? Joe said, Yeah, Hi 204 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,440 Speaker 1: David and Langston. I want to first say that I 205 00:10:54,480 --> 00:11:00,360 Speaker 1: adore both of you. That's nice, David more so than Langston. Okay, 206 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 1: I don't love that far, but I'm listening. I love 207 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 1: a deep dark chocolate man. Oh I bet he tastes 208 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:15,319 Speaker 1: like a Hershey bar, oh a girl ken dream. Okay, Well, 209 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,440 Speaker 1: let's stop there. Let's just pause right there. I wish 210 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 1: you did. I don't know. 211 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,240 Speaker 2: Let's this is worth a dressing that that I do 212 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 2: think more often than than certainly than myself. Women are 213 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,079 Speaker 2: throwing a lot of pussy at you in these d 214 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 2: in these messages, You're you're getting more more thrown at you, 215 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,200 Speaker 2: I I think than than most would. 216 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:46,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I this is not I was 217 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,880 Speaker 1: not prepared to address these allegations. Well, it's the state 218 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,800 Speaker 1: of the union, my man. You don't get to. 219 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:55,240 Speaker 2: Just skip over everything that's happening in the country, you 220 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:55,760 Speaker 2: know what I mean. 221 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:58,920 Speaker 1: Thank you to all the little mamas thrown at me, 222 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:05,719 Speaker 1: uh via DMS and or emails. I currently have a girlfriend. 223 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:11,000 Speaker 1: It's very nice to you. I appreciate your comments on 224 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:18,920 Speaker 1: my skin that are borderline harassment. I appreciate it, and 225 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,479 Speaker 1: I feel seen and I feel beautiful. 226 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, David, unfortunately he has chillsen a lover. 227 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,080 Speaker 1: I don't like it what you say it like that. 228 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:31,160 Speaker 2: Well, it's unfortunate for you all. It's not unfortunate for him. 229 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,680 Speaker 2: It's a beautiful thing that he's he's found a special 230 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,800 Speaker 2: someone that said, uh, you bitches gotta calm down. Because 231 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,960 Speaker 2: you're you're really, you're really trying to suck my man off, 232 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 2: and it's. 233 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 1: Really it's not it's not that you know, it sound 234 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,679 Speaker 1: like I'm getting d MS where people are like, let 235 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:52,080 Speaker 1: me suck your dick. It's like if anybody you taste 236 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,640 Speaker 1: like a hershey bar, which is which is if that's 237 00:12:55,679 --> 00:13:00,719 Speaker 1: what you're coming in is hoping for, let me tell 238 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:06,960 Speaker 1: you right wrong flavor. Yeah, tastes a lot like the 239 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:13,760 Speaker 1: other ones you've had. But let's not be okay, But 240 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,760 Speaker 1: to be fair, if we're talking about who's getting explicit 241 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:22,440 Speaker 1: d M, sure between you and I, George, it's still 242 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:22,880 Speaker 1: you win. 243 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,720 Speaker 2: Well, let me let's also be clear that the explicit 244 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:32,760 Speaker 2: d MS that I get, it's not even it's not 245 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:37,800 Speaker 2: even people that I've I would even remotely entertain. Why not, 246 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:42,960 Speaker 2: because it's mostly just men who Okay, I get it 247 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,600 Speaker 2: in very not only has nothing to do with homophobia. 248 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:51,960 Speaker 2: It's displeasure. It's displeasure, it is not fear. Let me 249 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:56,400 Speaker 2: be clear, I surprise, I am an ally. I support 250 00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:00,000 Speaker 2: your right to suck whichever dix you choose. I choose 251 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,200 Speaker 2: was not to allow you to put my dick in 252 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,679 Speaker 2: your mouth. And that is sort of the position I 253 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,440 Speaker 2: take in all. 254 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,959 Speaker 1: Of this, because, let's be fair, fellas, my man has 255 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:11,199 Speaker 1: a family. You can't have a family. You're sending them 256 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 1: whole You're sending them hold dog. Come. 257 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:18,480 Speaker 2: I will say that men are unfortunately the exact same 258 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:23,440 Speaker 2: despite their sexual orientations. Men are out of control with 259 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,440 Speaker 2: women and they are also out of control with men, 260 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,920 Speaker 2: and so I get very aggressive emails, DMS and sometimes 261 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:38,440 Speaker 2: even message just straight up fucking comments underneath pictures of 262 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,119 Speaker 2: my daughter where. 263 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,440 Speaker 1: Men will. 264 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,080 Speaker 2: It's just me and my fucking daughter and they'll be 265 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 2: like a kiss this shit out. 266 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:50,480 Speaker 1: Of you, and it's like, man, man, stop it. You 267 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:54,880 Speaker 1: gotta chill the fuck out. Yeah, it's Tuesday. Here's my question, though, 268 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 1: is it comforting to know that if you go to 269 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 1: the other side you would be well received? Yeah, that's 270 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,720 Speaker 1: kind of cool. I don't. I don't. Nobody ever thinks 271 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 1: I'm gay. Mmm. Like, never I had a gay roommate, 272 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: I'd go out with them. Sometimes. None of those dudes 273 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:15,120 Speaker 1: were ever like, hey, you are what you're doing? Yeah? Never, never, never, 274 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:22,560 Speaker 1: never never. It's probably camouflage on. But yeah, no, dudes 275 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: everything that I'm a gay guy. So that's like nice. 276 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:31,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, listen, I'm not offended by the warmness of 277 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 2: the reception. It is not lost on me that it 278 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,600 Speaker 2: is very sweet that people would find myself you attractive. 279 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,480 Speaker 2: I think we both can agree. It's a very nice feeling. 280 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,080 Speaker 1: It feels it does. It feels good to everybody wants 281 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,000 Speaker 1: to be wanted, and I would. I'm glad we're not 282 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,200 Speaker 1: like an ugo podcast, Like I'm glad people aren't like, damn, 283 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,840 Speaker 1: take the videos down. Yeah no, we don't need to 284 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 1: look at you. Just listen to your your assaultry voices 285 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:59,600 Speaker 1: because that would hurt my feelings. Yeah, that would be 286 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,080 Speaker 1: hard for me if people were just sending email because 287 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 1: I was talking to somebody about this before we get 288 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,800 Speaker 1: to the rest of this. Have you noticed Black people 289 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,960 Speaker 1: are the only people with the courage to just straight 290 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,280 Speaker 1: up call people ugly and believe them for being ugly. 291 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,520 Speaker 1: Nobody else like does that like that. 292 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:17,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I black people do it in a way where 293 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:21,680 Speaker 2: like they'll say it with affection, they presumed, like if 294 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 2: I think I wouldn't be surprised that they were, like 295 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:27,000 Speaker 2: these two ugly niggas are hilarious, and it's like, Bro, 296 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,120 Speaker 2: you didn't even have to say that first part. Yeah, 297 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,960 Speaker 2: you ain't have to mention how we look that that's 298 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,000 Speaker 2: how ping, But that's just that's that's the way we 299 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:35,920 Speaker 2: speak to each other. 300 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,600 Speaker 1: I do appreciate it because I was thinking about the other. 301 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,480 Speaker 1: I just have never seen like even like black men 302 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,240 Speaker 1: to each other all the time, call each other ugly, 303 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 1: but like I've never seen white guys do that. Really. Yeah. Now, 304 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,680 Speaker 1: sometimes I even people I don't think are ugly, I'll 305 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,320 Speaker 1: like see. 306 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 2: A lot of times, a lot of times from a distance, 307 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,400 Speaker 2: I'll be like, look, this is ugly, motherfucker. 308 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: Yeah. People people in my family. I think I have 309 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 1: a very brother is very attractive. I'll call him, what's up, 310 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:09,160 Speaker 1: ugly little boy? Yeah, you guys, all of them? Yeah, no, yeah, 311 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,040 Speaker 1: I don't know why what that is, but it certainly is. Uh, 312 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,200 Speaker 1: it's part of our cooking. Yeah, all right, Well, anyways, 313 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,880 Speaker 1: so we got past that. She wants to slurt me down. 314 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,639 Speaker 2: Jausette is a girl can dream, and she's looking a 315 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,440 Speaker 2: slur But you can dream. 316 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:29,080 Speaker 1: You can dream about me and my big huge Hershey bar, 317 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:35,920 Speaker 1: it's not over selling. Well, let's sell the product she's 318 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:47,159 Speaker 1: looking to buy. I think I think I'm sweating very uncomfortable. Anyway, 319 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,159 Speaker 1: enough with the pleasant trees, there we go. When we 320 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,159 Speaker 1: got through it, every one of my girlfriends has the 321 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,439 Speaker 1: same irrational fear of a snake coming up through the 322 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:02,400 Speaker 1: toilet and biting our kits Cat bars. I never even 323 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,840 Speaker 1: called kat. 324 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:07,440 Speaker 2: I haven't either, And at first when I read it, 325 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,040 Speaker 2: I thought to myself, what, And then I thought about 326 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,640 Speaker 2: it in the second I was like, oh, yeah, yeah. 327 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,960 Speaker 1: No, it's great, give me a break, you know what 328 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:16,840 Speaker 1: my problem was. 329 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,879 Speaker 2: And then I'll be honest, when when kick cat bar 330 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,600 Speaker 2: first got introduced, is I pictured the four kit cat 331 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,640 Speaker 2: bars next to each other, but then when you make 332 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:30,080 Speaker 2: it the two kit cat bars, and yeah, then it's 333 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,159 Speaker 2: like okay, yep, yep, yep. 334 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: Or whatever you're inside. Look, I'm not general. Yeah, kick 335 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,680 Speaker 1: cat bars. Some people got fruit roll ups, it's all hey, 336 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:39,479 Speaker 1: some people. 337 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:44,439 Speaker 2: Some people got a spilled bag of groceries, and and 338 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,520 Speaker 2: that's just fine with me. 339 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:52,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, But to come down with my spider Man mask 340 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,360 Speaker 1: nasty episode discussing. 341 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have new merch. We 342 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:15,040 Speaker 2: have very exciting merch that we are now selling and 343 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,600 Speaker 2: it's it's fucking great. 344 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,800 Speaker 1: We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy. Come on, 345 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,800 Speaker 1: you want to tell them what we have? 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Okay, Yeah, samurai rational vielle of a snake coming 357 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,040 Speaker 1: up and biting our kit kat bars. We don't you 358 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:02,400 Speaker 1: know why we have this fear? Why do we all 359 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,080 Speaker 1: have this irrational fear but nobody talks out loud about it. 360 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 1: How did it come to be that we all have 361 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:13,159 Speaker 1: this similar, fair, same fear as women. Well let me 362 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,440 Speaker 1: stop you here, Josette, Me and my giant hersheybar are 363 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:22,639 Speaker 1: also afraid of the same thing, are you. I'm afraid 364 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,760 Speaker 1: of that. Yeah. I don't think it's just women. I'll 365 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,400 Speaker 1: be honest. 366 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 2: That is not where my fear lives with the toilet. 367 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,199 Speaker 1: Do tell I. 368 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 2: We've actually talked about it a little bit in previous episodes, 369 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,280 Speaker 2: But I'm much more afraid of what could come in 370 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,159 Speaker 2: via the doors than I have ever been afraid of 371 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,080 Speaker 2: what could rise up from inside of the toilet. 372 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:52,720 Speaker 1: Well, here's just to push back a little bit. The 373 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,720 Speaker 1: thing about coming in is you still at least have 374 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,680 Speaker 1: some way to see it and protect yourself. Coming from 375 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,080 Speaker 1: under you gotten a snake could just bite your beatings. 376 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, but but I also don't know snakes to be 377 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:12,560 Speaker 2: like just Dick biting for the hell of it. I 378 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,919 Speaker 2: think there are you kind of have to provoke the 379 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,320 Speaker 2: snake and do shit to the snake. 380 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,680 Speaker 1: I mean, meant to come in and assault you from 381 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,520 Speaker 1: a toilet. 382 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,720 Speaker 2: I think that's statistically, I think that's probably more likely 383 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,400 Speaker 2: than the snake just biting Dick. 384 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,200 Speaker 1: Who do you know that that's happened to. 385 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 2: Assaulted a man while he was sitting on the toilet, or. 386 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,880 Speaker 1: A man was assaulted when he got was on the twilet. 387 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:42,760 Speaker 2: Nobody personally, But I've heard more I've seen enough movies 388 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,680 Speaker 2: that there's not it could happen to somebody. 389 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 1: When was the last time somebody walked in on you 390 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,000 Speaker 1: taking a shit. Hmm. 391 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:54,480 Speaker 2: That's a good question. Man, it's been years. It's probably 392 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:59,280 Speaker 2: been since like since like fucking like living with roommates 393 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:04,800 Speaker 2: or high school even like really, you seem like you. 394 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:12,400 Speaker 1: Would be very vigilant about not having someone see you. Yeah. 395 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 1: I can't afford for that to get out, you know 396 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,720 Speaker 1: what I mean? I know that, I know, I know 397 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,120 Speaker 1: that for sure. You don't. I can see. That makes 398 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 1: sense to me. 399 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:25,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, real, Jean's moving silence like lasagnya and I can't. 400 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,200 Speaker 1: What do you even think you're doing on that? 401 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,800 Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm I think that's the thing 402 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:33,880 Speaker 2: is like, and maybe this is. 403 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,240 Speaker 1: Do you have a pee when you're no? I almost 404 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:42,320 Speaker 1: exclusively sit down to pee at home now off that 405 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,959 Speaker 1: damn we I don't know. 406 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 2: I don't understanding exclusively at home. Yeah, I'm saying I'm sitting. Wow, 407 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:56,000 Speaker 2: the public, I'll stand, you know, I respect the society 408 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,320 Speaker 2: we've built. But now at home, I sit down. I'm 409 00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:04,400 Speaker 2: wrestling at nighttime. At nighttime, that's when I sometimes sit 410 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 2: for longer than the pee. Oh, let just give it 411 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,880 Speaker 2: a nice rest sometimes. 412 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:10,280 Speaker 1: Uh. 413 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,720 Speaker 2: And maybe this is a familiar thing for a thirty 414 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,919 Speaker 2: six year old man. And sometimes you sit down and 415 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,680 Speaker 2: you pee and then you realize, I got a little 416 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,320 Speaker 2: bit more in there, and it takes a while for 417 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,879 Speaker 2: you to find that a little bit more and you 418 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,320 Speaker 2: just that comes out and then you're like, oh, now 419 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,400 Speaker 2: I'm truly empty, and that was fucking tight. 420 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes I'll sit to poop and then realize that 421 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,560 Speaker 1: I got peace don't come out as much as I 422 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,639 Speaker 1: used to. Mm hmmm, mm hmmm hm. And that's just 423 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 1: getting old, you know. Yeah, it's unfortunate, and I'm not 424 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:39,400 Speaker 1: proud of it. 425 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:43,000 Speaker 2: And I hate that my body is rejecting itself in 426 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:43,880 Speaker 2: the way that it is. 427 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 1: But to feel bad about it, man, it's not crazy. 428 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,240 Speaker 1: I think it's just hard to forget the. 429 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,480 Speaker 2: Veracity of my youth, you know what I mean? 430 00:23:56,160 --> 00:24:00,720 Speaker 1: Like strong stream ones. Yeah, bounce back and hit me 431 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,880 Speaker 1: in the chest. Yeah, I need a flash guard coming 432 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 1: out crazy, I gotta back up. 433 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,760 Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, I'm going to first thall, there's 434 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:17,639 Speaker 2: not enough room. 435 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,359 Speaker 1: Yeah. 436 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,879 Speaker 2: I remember who I was and it's hard to let 437 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,600 Speaker 2: go of that. And I think that is why NBA players, 438 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 2: you know, after they retire a while out the way 439 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,159 Speaker 2: that they do. And Paul Pierce is getting, you know, 440 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 2: doing fucking Instagram live with strippers just because he remembers 441 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,119 Speaker 2: the Paul Pierce he used to be and not the 442 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:40,520 Speaker 2: Paul Pierce said he should be at at forty eight 443 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,760 Speaker 2: or whatever the fuck he is. 444 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,680 Speaker 1: I mean, you don't think it's okay for a man 445 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,040 Speaker 1: to be single at forty eight. 446 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,919 Speaker 2: I don't think it's okay for Paul Pierce to be 447 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:54,440 Speaker 2: single at forty eight. I think that's a man structure desperately. 448 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,560 Speaker 2: Sometimes I listen to those conversations with him and Kevin Garnett, 449 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,119 Speaker 2: and Kevin Garnett is being like the mature one and 450 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,680 Speaker 2: being like Paul, you gotta chill. And it's like, bro, 451 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,800 Speaker 2: if Kevin Garnett is scolding you because you're out of line, 452 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:16,400 Speaker 2: You're you've gotta reflect. They're not supposed to be by themselves, 453 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,000 Speaker 2: you know what I mean? 454 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: Like I think leets in general. Do you think it's 455 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 1: because their whole life was so regimented that when you 456 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,600 Speaker 1: kind of like cause, like athletes lives for the most part, 457 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,040 Speaker 1: it's like a it's a job about discipline, right, you 458 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 1: gotta be in the gym, Yeah, put your time in 459 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,880 Speaker 1: learning all that shit. So it's like when they let 460 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,400 Speaker 1: that go, you think, it's just like they've never been 461 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,560 Speaker 1: free to just make all their own decisions in their life, right, Yeah, 462 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,359 Speaker 1: I think. 463 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 2: I think certainly it has like a little bit of 464 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,719 Speaker 2: a militaristic I guess energy about it, where it's like 465 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,840 Speaker 2: you wake up at this time, you go and you 466 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:55,000 Speaker 2: do this and this exercises and then practice and then 467 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,680 Speaker 2: jim again, and like it sort of fills your day 468 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:04,160 Speaker 2: with like motivation and dedication and reasons to do whatever 469 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,720 Speaker 2: the fuck you're doing. And then when you have all 470 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 2: these recreational behaviors, it certainly at least is earned behavior, 471 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:16,000 Speaker 2: and so you're you're like managing it to some extent, 472 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:19,600 Speaker 2: but then it just becomes, oh, I have mega millions 473 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,280 Speaker 2: and no reason to wake up in the morning. 474 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, all these strippers and my dms. 475 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,840 Speaker 2: Everybody remembers who I used to be, so like, yeah, 476 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,119 Speaker 2: I'm gonna take to be. 477 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,600 Speaker 1: Fair, you're still that man. Don't take that from him. Yeah, No, 478 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:37,840 Speaker 1: I mean everybody remembers when you were worth something contributing 479 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,040 Speaker 1: to us. No. I mean, I don't know what he's 480 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:44,359 Speaker 1: contributing now, but I certainly think Paul Pierce Paul Pierce 481 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,480 Speaker 1: gave us a lot, you know what I mean, he 482 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:51,639 Speaker 1: really did man pants pants and then Brian Scalabrini and 483 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:59,320 Speaker 1: carry him out. Uh, what a great moment in history. 484 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:04,360 Speaker 1: That was a big time I listen, man, I it's 485 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,159 Speaker 1: someone who that's a big fear of theirs. It's just 486 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:11,119 Speaker 1: like nice to see it played out not so terrible. 487 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,680 Speaker 2: You know, And I'd say played out maybe the best 488 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,879 Speaker 2: anyone's ever played it out. 489 00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:18,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, for real, for real. 490 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,919 Speaker 2: No, Like, no person in history has ship themselves more 491 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 2: efficiently and effectively than. 492 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:30,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, like, because if I did, man, I should my 493 00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:34,720 Speaker 1: pants had a safeway. Once it's fucked up, suck. I 494 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:40,639 Speaker 1: don't even really want to talk about it. It's just 495 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:45,840 Speaker 1: really awful. It's really really awful. What happened? Did it 496 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:50,359 Speaker 1: go down your leg? No? Man, I I was driving home. 497 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,159 Speaker 1: This is that's how long ago is I had a 498 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,399 Speaker 1: driver's license. I was driving home from work and I 499 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,040 Speaker 1: went to safe way to grab some ship and then 500 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,320 Speaker 1: I was in line and my this girl I knew, 501 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,679 Speaker 1: was behind me with her boyfriend who's the worst, and 502 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,679 Speaker 1: we started talking and I had my back to him 503 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:13,200 Speaker 1: because I turned around, and then it just this fucking happened. 504 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,280 Speaker 1: I was wearing a baby blue button down as was 505 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,199 Speaker 1: the time, you know, as was the time. So I 506 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:24,080 Speaker 1: had to kind of like keep talking and back like 507 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,439 Speaker 1: I had to keep talking to them and then like 508 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,520 Speaker 1: back up to the card reader and turn and pay 509 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 1: and then kind of just like back. 510 00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,399 Speaker 2: All, oh, you still had business to do. 511 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,879 Speaker 1: Cause it was and it was I'm pretty sure it 512 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,560 Speaker 1: got to the back of my shirt. God damn. So 513 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,080 Speaker 1: I didn't want it, you know what I mean. So 514 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,920 Speaker 1: I had to kind of like back out of the 515 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,920 Speaker 1: safe way. Then I had to get my car and 516 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,760 Speaker 1: I had to drive another like fifteen miles home. And 517 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,959 Speaker 1: then when I got home, it was during the Western 518 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,680 Speaker 1: Conference Finals. I thought you were gonna say it was 519 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:04,280 Speaker 1: nine to eleven. No, you know. I got home, I 520 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,280 Speaker 1: looked on the TV and the second tower fell. It 521 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,920 Speaker 1: was like it was like, it's the Western Conference Finals, 522 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,880 Speaker 1: the one with the Nuggets and the Lakers. Yeah. So 523 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:18,239 Speaker 1: I had like ten twelve people in my house and 524 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,080 Speaker 1: I forgot that. So I as I opened the door, 525 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:26,520 Speaker 1: I was like, fuck because my roommate had let everybody in. 526 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,120 Speaker 1: This is insane. It sucked. And then I was like 527 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,320 Speaker 1: and then I was like I can't even I'm not gonna. 528 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:38,280 Speaker 1: I can't get from the front door to downstairs. So 529 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,000 Speaker 1: I just had to be like listen, man. 530 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,480 Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, thank you for coming. 531 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,000 Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta I'll be back up in 532 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:47,600 Speaker 1: like an hour. 533 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,120 Speaker 2: I got the I got the girlceries, but I also 534 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,640 Speaker 2: have a little bit of a problem, so I'll see 535 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:54,520 Speaker 2: y'all in a minute. 536 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,560 Speaker 1: Fucking it's not a good day. 537 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 2: No, that's a that's a that's a sad story, big dog. 538 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,800 Speaker 1: I'm not and we lost the Lakers. Yeah. 539 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,840 Speaker 2: I was about to say it doesn't end well either 540 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,960 Speaker 2: for the Western Conference finals. 541 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,520 Speaker 1: No, Olivia hit the group chat and said experienced his 542 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 1: own nine to eleven. Thank you in that in that 543 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:18,440 Speaker 1: I will never forget. Fuck. Yeah, that's that's a low low. 544 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,600 Speaker 2: It was shipped myself, for sure, but I've managed to 545 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,080 Speaker 2: keep it private every time. 546 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,320 Speaker 1: Bro, it was like double public. It was a double 547 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,920 Speaker 1: public fuck I mean, but that's what it is. That's 548 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,840 Speaker 1: why it can be a clown on stage for money, 549 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 1: you really have to humble yourself. 550 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't know if this changes whether or 551 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,000 Speaker 2: not you wanna you wanna suck him off, But. 552 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:52,960 Speaker 1: I was about to slow down to a trickle after this. Yeah, 553 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,800 Speaker 1: there ain't gonna be so many. You taste like chocolates. 554 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,160 Speaker 1: Look at your sex. Simple Now this is your kid. 555 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 1: Shoot himself in a Safeway afterwards. 556 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 2: Shot himself in a mid tier grocery store. 557 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:15,120 Speaker 1: I wasn't even home, oh man, I was probably drinking 558 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,920 Speaker 1: Safeway brand soda. Shout out the Safeway select. 559 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:28,760 Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch. 560 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,600 Speaker 2: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling 561 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,680 Speaker 2: and it's it's fucking great. 562 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,920 Speaker 1: We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy. Come on, 563 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,880 Speaker 1: you want to tell them what we have? Yeah, we 564 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,760 Speaker 1: have three different types of hats, which is really fun. 565 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,440 Speaker 1: We have a two tone hat, an alien dad hat, 566 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 1: the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have 567 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 1: the enamel pin with an alien who has a coofie 568 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,320 Speaker 1: on it since my mama told me. And then we 569 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,280 Speaker 1: have t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is 570 00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:58,920 Speaker 1: who you are. 571 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my 572 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:06,080 Speaker 2: Mama told me dot Merchcentral dot com and we want 573 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,240 Speaker 2: you to have all the sweet stuff, So get it. 574 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 2: Well to the question of snakes popping up from the toilet. 575 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 2: I did a quick googling how often do snakes come 576 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,720 Speaker 2: out of toilets? Because they do say that this is 577 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,360 Speaker 2: a real thing that happens, that sores can be hiding 578 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,360 Speaker 2: ground for a hiding ground for mice and rats. Snakes 579 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,120 Speaker 2: will enter the sewer to get their next meal. They 580 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,680 Speaker 2: can make their way through a swre and slither their 581 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,720 Speaker 2: creepy way through a through the bend of a toilet 582 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:46,080 Speaker 2: the s bend. However, that's this still doesn't mean this 583 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:50,320 Speaker 2: is a common incident, and they said that the possibility, 584 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,880 Speaker 2: the frequency at which this happens is extremely low. It 585 00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:00,280 Speaker 2: is a rare experience, not often experienced. 586 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,360 Speaker 1: By an We're talking about once or twice a year. 587 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,400 Speaker 2: I think there's much rarer than that. I think we're 588 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:11,600 Speaker 2: talking like nobody you know, is likely to ever have 589 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,320 Speaker 2: this personal experience. 590 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,640 Speaker 1: Now, look up bathroom attacks. 591 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:20,840 Speaker 2: Though, Okay, I think snakes snake attacks in bathroom. 592 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,920 Speaker 1: No, I was just saying in general, oh, stranger attacks 593 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,680 Speaker 1: in bathroom because I think that's like because when we 594 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,160 Speaker 1: had talked about it before, you said, even when you 595 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:35,400 Speaker 1: lived alone, you would shit with the door closed. Yeah. 596 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:40,200 Speaker 2: I get very nervous of people entering when I'm at 597 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:44,080 Speaker 2: my most vulnerable state. I keep doors closed when I sleep, 598 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,320 Speaker 2: I keep doors closed when I shit. I keep doors 599 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,520 Speaker 2: closed at all times. 600 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,800 Speaker 1: I don't even think shitting is my top three most 601 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,880 Speaker 1: vulnerable states. 602 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,920 Speaker 2: Okay, list them? 603 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:07,640 Speaker 1: What ambout the movies by myself? Why is that so funny? 604 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,239 Speaker 1: You can get up and leave? What do you mean? 605 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,640 Speaker 1: I just really locked in in a way where I'm 606 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,839 Speaker 1: like not very aware of outside. 607 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,520 Speaker 2: Well, I really lived that that Nicole Kidman commercial you 608 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,160 Speaker 2: really like? 609 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,520 Speaker 1: Uh? I like the movies a lot. I enjoyed it 610 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,840 Speaker 1: as an experience. I like it as a group. But 611 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,880 Speaker 1: I like going to myself a lot, and when I 612 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,839 Speaker 1: if it's a really good movie, I'm like locked locked in. 613 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,040 Speaker 2: You know what what we just did is we went 614 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,720 Speaker 2: and saw me and of some comedians. I hear Jordan 615 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:44,399 Speaker 2: Temples at Fox other cool names. But we went and 616 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:49,879 Speaker 2: saw a double feature of a Goofy movie. 617 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,520 Speaker 1: And Baba's Kids at the New Beverly. At the New Beverly. 618 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,200 Speaker 1: That's when I was in Los Angeles. I saw at 619 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,719 Speaker 1: the New Beverly, I saw a booty Call with Jordan's Ye, 620 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,800 Speaker 1: yeah what you're talking about? Yeah, that's a good double feature. 621 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, a goofy movie is a perfect film. Yeah, truly 622 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:11,719 Speaker 2: is just it's so funny, it's so it's it's it got, 623 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,120 Speaker 2: it's got heart. It moves you in all kinds of 624 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:14,960 Speaker 2: cool ways. 625 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:20,320 Speaker 1: Baba's Kids is is uh, come on, don't be like that. 626 00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,360 Speaker 2: Like based Kids is a is a classic and I 627 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,480 Speaker 2: take nothing from it and if I never see it again, 628 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,160 Speaker 2: that's okay. 629 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,760 Speaker 1: That's that's my family. That's like, we love that movie. 630 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,200 Speaker 1: We're a Baby's Kids family. Really. Oh man, even my 631 00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:38,880 Speaker 1: littlest brother loves it. Whoa, Yeah, come on all the 632 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:39,840 Speaker 1: songs straight. 633 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,040 Speaker 2: Jacking straight Jacking is a good song. 634 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:42,719 Speaker 1: Come on. 635 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,040 Speaker 2: It's weird that it comes three quarters into the movie. 636 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, also that weird freedom song with the robots that 637 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: it is also strange. 638 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,279 Speaker 2: There's a lot of sort of like a poorly structured 639 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,719 Speaker 2: build to that film in a way that you know, 640 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,919 Speaker 2: it truly felt like it was a Robin Harris brainchild. 641 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:05,880 Speaker 1: It was. 642 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, they just took a bit and then evolved it 643 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 2: into a film, and then he didn't even get to 644 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,680 Speaker 2: see it come to fruition and they had to let 645 00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,280 Speaker 2: fase on Love finish it out. 646 00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,799 Speaker 1: Which I'm saying this on the record right now. If 647 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:26,840 Speaker 1: I die, do not let don't recast. 648 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,640 Speaker 2: I'm glad you said that because he was actually the 649 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,960 Speaker 2: first guy I thought. 650 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:41,600 Speaker 1: It was. I was like, if he dies, love with 651 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:51,600 Speaker 1: this big Hershey chocolate ass, but fair enough. I won't 652 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,000 Speaker 1: call him. 653 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:52,319 Speaker 2: I won't. 654 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,840 Speaker 1: You can't call If I die, you replaced me with 655 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,920 Speaker 1: the light Skin guy. You changed the name to light On. 656 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:05,719 Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, dark Skin replace me. Like if 657 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,240 Speaker 1: I die quick killer mic in here, I'm gonna haunt you, 658 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:15,560 Speaker 1: all right, It'll be me and Benningham. Just no, you 659 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:21,239 Speaker 1: don't get another African either, God damn no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 660 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:25,600 Speaker 1: no Africans, no dark skin dudes. I fucking I'm the 661 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,640 Speaker 1: only I'm like a, I'm like a jealous boyfriend over here. 662 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,520 Speaker 1: You have no one but me. Nobody else wants you. 663 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,200 Speaker 1: Oh man, yeah, no, it's it. 664 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,320 Speaker 2: It's a I don't think that it's great, a great film, 665 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,759 Speaker 2: but I recognize the joy, the nostalgic sort of like 666 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,320 Speaker 2: thrill it offers. 667 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,000 Speaker 1: It's funny still though. 668 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,000 Speaker 2: Robin Harris still has like some funny ass like joke 669 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,799 Speaker 2: jokes in there that you're like, damn, that's just that's 670 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,160 Speaker 2: just a good ass joke. 671 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,680 Speaker 1: This is the first time I heard everything. Anybody called 672 00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,839 Speaker 1: somebody a test tube baby. Mm hmm. 673 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he really he was groundbreaking as a as 674 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,440 Speaker 2: a comedian, an artist, and it's a shame that he 675 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:10,279 Speaker 2: died so young. 676 00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,800 Speaker 1: Was he young? I think so. I think he was 677 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:14,719 Speaker 1: younger than he looks. 678 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:19,399 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he was just an old faced ass dude. 679 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,560 Speaker 1: I could be wrong. There used to be more of those. 680 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,720 Speaker 2: I think it was an entire generation for a while. 681 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,640 Speaker 1: I mean, have you seen that shit online where they're 682 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 1: saying millennials, we are we like, are aging properly. I 683 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,359 Speaker 1: think they're actually saying millennials are the ones that are 684 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:37,000 Speaker 1: aging pretty well. It's gen Z that's not aging probably, No, 685 00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,279 Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, Like, we're aging too good. 686 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, Millennials, for whatever reason are we're the youngest looking 687 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,160 Speaker 2: of all the generations. And then gen Z is going 688 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,880 Speaker 2: back to like those nineteen seventies niggas who know what 689 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,360 Speaker 2: it is forty five when they were twenty. 690 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,719 Speaker 1: It's hope. We're the last year our history to grow 691 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,719 Speaker 1: up with any kind of hope. We had genuine hope. Yeah, 692 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,200 Speaker 1: that's our life before the Internet, before nine to eleven 693 00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,759 Speaker 1: turned us into whatever it is we are now. You 694 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,879 Speaker 1: know what I mean. We grew up. We all thought 695 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,160 Speaker 1: that we could get a house and have kids and like, 696 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,920 Speaker 1: and that was what the world was. These kids now 697 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,960 Speaker 1: have nothing to live for. Yeah. 698 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:20,919 Speaker 2: No, they truly are born with a fucked up cynicism 699 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,840 Speaker 2: that just makes their face turned to mush. 700 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,160 Speaker 1: That's why they're prudes. They're all eighty year old women. 701 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,520 Speaker 1: You don't want to see tits and movies. Get out 702 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,520 Speaker 1: of here. Yeah, you don't want to see titties and movies. 703 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,560 Speaker 1: It's like one of the main reasons that go. 704 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,080 Speaker 2: My only motivation when I was sixteen years old was 705 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:41,080 Speaker 2: sand titties and playing basketball. Come on, I didn't care 706 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:44,279 Speaker 2: about the world. I wasn't interested in like being a 707 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,799 Speaker 2: hero or a savior of any kind. I just wanted 708 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,080 Speaker 2: to hoop and look at somebody naked. 709 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,520 Speaker 1: Yep. And now they have so much weight on. 710 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,880 Speaker 2: Their shoulders that of course they look like absolute garbage. 711 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,000 Speaker 1: So I think we figured it out. 712 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,319 Speaker 2: Robin Harris, and this is gonna blow your fucking mind. 713 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:07,040 Speaker 2: Robin Harris died at thirty six years old. Fuck really, dog, 714 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,800 Speaker 2: he was he was our age. 715 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:16,160 Speaker 1: Oh god, damn. And he was playing kids, Daddy, he 716 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,360 Speaker 1: played kids. 717 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:22,239 Speaker 2: Oh fuck, they were probably the same age while he 718 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,160 Speaker 2: was pretending to be his father. 719 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:33,880 Speaker 1: That's that's bad, jeans, bro. He looked rough for thirty six. Man. Fuck, 720 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,320 Speaker 1: I mean he was one of those guys who looked 721 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,600 Speaker 1: so crazy that he had to be hilarious. Yeah, what 722 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,439 Speaker 1: were you gonna do? What else? What was your job? 723 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:53,239 Speaker 1: What could you do? Scraps? That's crazy alright, pe man, 724 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,319 Speaker 1: he was hilarious. 725 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,600 Speaker 2: He was so funny, so funny, so old looking. 726 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,839 Speaker 1: So looking, so fun The two go ahead and hand. 727 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,920 Speaker 1: Some of the funniest looking people I've known in my 728 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,920 Speaker 1: life are the funniest people I've. 729 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:08,120 Speaker 2: Ever I looked up your question of whether or not 730 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,440 Speaker 2: the toilet attacks are thing and unfortunately, and this is 731 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,200 Speaker 2: a pretty telling sign of the society we live in. 732 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,520 Speaker 2: Mostly when you google that, it immediately just gives you 733 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:23,799 Speaker 2: a laundry list of transgender people being attacked in public restrooms. Great, 734 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:29,680 Speaker 2: which is maybe worth noting that maybe maybe my fear 735 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,359 Speaker 2: is not as much the active one, but certainly being 736 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,400 Speaker 2: attacked in public restrooms is a active fear that some 737 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,120 Speaker 2: people need to struggle with, and we wish that they didn't. 738 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:47,799 Speaker 1: Yep, hot riffs. Yeah, I get it, you don't want 739 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,399 Speaker 1: to tack in on No, it was kind of really. 740 00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:58,719 Speaker 2: The other thing Olivia sent Us is a article from 741 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:05,640 Speaker 2: USA Today of very reputable website and newspaper periodical bum 742 00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,720 Speaker 2: Biting Python. It says woman bitten by a five foot 743 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,040 Speaker 2: snake hiding in toilet. 744 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:16,280 Speaker 1: Ah dot So fuck yeah. 745 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,920 Speaker 2: As a fifty nine year old woman sat on her 746 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,360 Speaker 2: relative's toilet, she felt a shocking pain. A five foot 747 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,720 Speaker 2: carpet python had bitten her bottom. Why are they writing 748 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,160 Speaker 2: this so fucking British? 749 00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:28,759 Speaker 1: I hate it? 750 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I get okay now, I see why it was 751 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,200 Speaker 2: in Australia. Helen Richards of Australia. So it seems like 752 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,520 Speaker 2: USA Today is just usurping the language from a different. 753 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:41,839 Speaker 1: Yeah. 754 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,640 Speaker 2: I think there's like truly no integrity left in journalism, 755 00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:49,200 Speaker 2: so I think they're just basically copy and paste and 756 00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:53,400 Speaker 2: some shit. Helen Richards of Australia told ten News First 757 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,800 Speaker 2: Queensland she felt a sharp tap on my bottom along 758 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:04,040 Speaker 2: with some pain on Tuesday afternoon, and she handler Jasmine Zelaney, 759 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,960 Speaker 2: who removed and relocated the non venomous pike. Like, okay 760 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,920 Speaker 2: now I'm venomous, so singing no poisoned. 761 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,920 Speaker 1: Her, and poison is not what I'm worried about. What 762 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,000 Speaker 1: are you worried about my dick getting bit by a snake? Okay, 763 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:19,839 Speaker 1: fair enough. 764 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:25,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just the general pain of a of a 765 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,400 Speaker 2: bite on your your dick from a snake. 766 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,160 Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, I think it should be referenced that in 767 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:35,040 Speaker 1: the chat, Olivia is throwing some slurs. Yeah, she's she's 768 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:40,640 Speaker 1: saying some nasty things about Australian people. Yeah, which who knew, 769 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,239 Speaker 1: I didn't. It's fun to win. It's fun to learn 770 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,719 Speaker 1: new racism that people have. 771 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, when you find out your friend is actually deeply 772 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,520 Speaker 2: big at it. 773 00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:51,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's always crazy because it's like it's like on 774 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,759 Speaker 1: some weird shit where it's like, oh, you don't want 775 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:58,279 Speaker 1: to go to the Brazilian steakhouse because why? You know 776 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,960 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, it's always really weird that. Yeah. 777 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, they really show their true colors. And then you 778 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,239 Speaker 2: kind of have to decide if if this is a 779 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:12,360 Speaker 2: reflection of their greater humanity or if this is just 780 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,920 Speaker 2: a moment that that you caught them because they had 781 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,040 Speaker 2: a bad day or whatever. 782 00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, because it could go either way. 783 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, it is worth noting that they said that the 784 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,200 Speaker 2: reason that the snake bit in all likelihood is because 785 00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:28,560 Speaker 2: these snakes preferred an exit point. She had that big, old, 786 00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,760 Speaker 2: thick bottom, and that the snake just wanted to nibble. 787 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:39,120 Speaker 1: You want to bite. 788 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,600 Speaker 2: They said the snake's preferred exit point was block after 789 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,880 Speaker 2: being spooked by the customers sitting down, and it simply 790 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,320 Speaker 2: lashed out in fear. 791 00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,400 Speaker 1: That's exactly what I would think would happen. 792 00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,920 Speaker 2: So I guess to your point, Uh, it is more 793 00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:00,000 Speaker 2: likely that the snake will bite if you sit down 794 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,200 Speaker 2: down on top of it and block it's its pathway. 795 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,319 Speaker 1: And let's be honest, we've seen what I'm working with. 796 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,320 Speaker 1: I'm blocking. Yeah, you're gonna block. 797 00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,440 Speaker 2: Ain't no light getting through when when you sit down 798 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,120 Speaker 2: on that toilet. 799 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:15,520 Speaker 1: All that. 800 00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:26,839 Speaker 2: So, Josette, it seems as if that your conspiracy does 801 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,719 Speaker 2: have some legs that that there are legitimate concerns that 802 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,480 Speaker 2: a snake could come up through the toilet, although it 803 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,719 Speaker 2: seems like that's much more of an Australian possibility than 804 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,480 Speaker 2: an American reality. 805 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,760 Speaker 1: So if you live in America, I think you'll be fine. 806 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,040 Speaker 2: I don't imagine that you have a ton of snakes 807 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,399 Speaker 2: wherever you live, and if you. 808 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,960 Speaker 1: Do get out of there, Yeah, I ain't got to 809 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,440 Speaker 1: live like that. You deserve Yeah, and he ain't gotta 810 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,600 Speaker 1: live like that. You can live somewhere where there ain't snakes. 811 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,239 Speaker 1: I want to read the nice part of her letter too. 812 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:03,840 Speaker 1: She closing, she said, I super appreciate you too, and 813 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,120 Speaker 1: hope you remain the same beautiful assholes you've always been. 814 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,240 Speaker 1: Love you both to the moon and back. Bye, bitch, 815 00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,840 Speaker 1: Love Joe Set A proud. 816 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:18,040 Speaker 2: Little mama, A proud little mama. Yeah, Josette, thank you 817 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,920 Speaker 2: for this very lovely email. And we hope that you 818 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,839 Speaker 2: and your kitcat bar and the ladies that you can 819 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:30,280 Speaker 2: noodle with remain remain safe from snake bites in all forms. 820 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:35,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly that. Thank you for thinking. I'm so damn fine. 821 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,560 Speaker 2: Do you want to tell the people where your finance 822 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:39,120 Speaker 2: is gonna be? 823 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,279 Speaker 1: And yeah, if you want to cut your going on, 824 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,439 Speaker 1: you want to come out and double click your mouth, 825 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,200 Speaker 1: you can come see me. I actually don't have my 826 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,600 Speaker 1: dates pulled up. Who got jokes? Citty seven on Instagram? 827 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,120 Speaker 1: It'll be there. Yeah. 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