WEBVTT - Episode 109: Strap Em On 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.360 Hear a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.119 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.760 And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.840 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:33.040 All right, we're ready because Bad Larry is at the 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:33.880 Big East Tournament. 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:34.960 Larry, can you hear us? 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:37.880 Dan? I got you. I just walked outside of kiernan og. 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:39.639 Okay, that's a bar. 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:41.640 Yeah, of course it's a bar. 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:42.479 Okay. 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:45.559 Now you're are you gonna do what you normally do, 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:47.400 and that is you go to the Big East Tournament, 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:48.800 but you don't go to any game. 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:52.599 I went to the Providence game last night, didn't even 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:54.960 come back out of the Delta bar into the garden 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:58.360 for the Villanova game, and then bounced around the city 0:00:58.600 --> 0:00:59.600 pretty late last night. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:03.120 Okay, and then today, will you go to a game 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:04.120 or just stay in the bar. 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:07.320 I'm not going to go to the afternoon session. I'm 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:09.960 definitely going back in for Providence tonight. Oh, okay, I 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.280 hope we see Dylan and Ray. They're to come into 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:13.720 the city. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.240 Oh, I didn't know that, Dylan. Are you planning on 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:17.440 going to the Big East Tournament? 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:19.080 Some threats were made? 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:22.200 Okay, but we'll see you and Pa Ray are going 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:22.720 to go in. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.800 Yeah, okay, surprise attack. I yuess it was going to 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:26.639 be a surprise attack. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:31.040 But okay, Well, Larry'll be a little wounded by the 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:31.840 time you get in. 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:33.720 Something tells me he doesn't like surprises either. 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.840 How wound you can you get on like thirty Budweisers 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:38.679 for six hours? Yeah, I don't get it. 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:40.639 They're twenty four ounce cams. 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:42.360 Now, Shay, you're loving the can. 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:47.960 Okay, let me recap here. Shay lost two units last week. 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:49.240 You're minus five and. 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:52.560 A half whatever. Bad. Larry didn't lose anything. 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:55.800 He's up three and a half units and Dylan is 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:57.840 now minus seventeen and a half units. 0:01:57.880 --> 0:01:58.800 I'm doing to Larry. 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.320 Yeah, but you do well in the football serieson when 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:05.480 it counts. Yeah, like Larry's doing well post NFL, you're 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:09.240 doing poorly post him. Yeah. Yeah. 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:13.160 That uh, that Pacific Pepperdine game that we did last 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:17.240 week was hysterical. I watched it too. For about three minutes. 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:19.919 They were down fifty. 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:23.160 I turned it off. It was like thirty two to two. 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:25.160 We could play at Pacific, right. 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:27.120 Yeah, seriously, they would have loved us. 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:29.600 Yeah, you were pretty confident. 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:33.680 Pacific was getting ten versus Pepperdine and they merely lost 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:35.040 one two to forty three. 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:39.160 Yes, Ray, fun fact, they are actually the worst team 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:40.600 against the spread in the country too. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:43.400 I think I bet him more than once. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:45.480 Yeah. I took the money line in that game, also 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:49.000 the plus ten, and I was like, fuck it, dude, 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:50.040 I like Pacific today. 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:51.519 Thanks for tuning in, folks. 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:53.560 And I turned the game on and it was immediately. 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.320 By the way, Dylan and Ray are going with a 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:00.760 Seaton in PAULI and myself to Minneapolis. Yeah, I mean, 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.640 y'all need to talk to me about recommendations. I lived 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:06.239 there for a long ass time. I got all kinds 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:07.560 of places you can go. I can get you set 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:10.799 up too, whatever you need. We don't need to get 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:13.760 set up the way you got set up with all 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:16.000 the drinking. This is the thing, though, was Saint Patrick's 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:17.400 date with all the drink and you start at like 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:20.280 nine am and by noon you might need a little 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:24.240 shot of caffeine, you know what I mean, and to 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:25.919 make it all the way through the day. Now, you're 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.200 gonna be in the Minneapolis parade, right not Saint Paul. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:31.400 I don't know. The Saint Paul Parade is freaking nuts. 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:32.959 It's that the sane Minneapolis. 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:34.680 I've never been in Minneapolis, but the Saint Paul want 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:36.880 is a shit show. There's so many Irish in that town. 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:38.160 It gets crazy. 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:38.920 The real deal. 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.560 I know it's only twenty minutes long. 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:44.400 Yeah that's Saint Paul. Okay, yes, yes. 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:47.120 Ray, I just checked the scheduler in Saint Paul. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.080 Oh, you are going to have a hell of a time. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.520 It's a shit show. I got good friend. It's on 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.400 Seventh Street. There's there's plenty of bars. They're everywhere you go. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:56.000 I don't think I'm gonna have to worry about that. 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:57.280 We're going to Keeper's Heart. 0:03:57.520 --> 0:03:59.640 Yeah yeah, yeah, but there's I mean there's a lot. 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:01.960 I got buddy who's got a tattoo shop Seventh Street. 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:05.920 Tattoo shout out Sneaky Pete and Joe the Fish. If 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:07.640 you don't want to get some work done, Ray for real, 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:08.480 Ray and Dylan. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:11.560 Yeah, maybe rays still tattoo lists. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:12.480 That is correct. 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:14.280 Yeah, so they can't identify the body. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:17.760 Yeah to apprec sure this is a girl. 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:21.600 Calm down, he's still transitioning. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.680 Are you like the like Grand Marshal or something. 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:28.680 I think it's gonna be awesome. I got some title here. 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:32.640 You're gonna get carried in like XERK season the Golden Chair. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:35.960 I wanted a scepter. I wanted something. I heard that 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:37.719 on the show that there. 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:41.920 Is like like there'rownose bagpipe bands, have like a spear guy. 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:44.320 There's there's bagpipe bands. There's a cop band. There's all 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.720 kinds of like it's crazy. Bagpipes make me crying right now, 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:48.760 I remember hearing. 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:53.039 Okay, all right, all right, all right, I got I'm 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:56.360 recycling my material. I'm sorry, sorry that you've listened to 0:04:56.440 --> 0:05:00.200 the show. Yeah, I do like the bagpipes. The By 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.920 the way, anybody uh willing to wager on Aaron Rodgers 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:06.240 running for vice president with R F K Junior? 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:10.360 How about the freaking genius telling Pamela Brown, a journalist, 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:14.880 about a Sandy Hook conspiracy theory at the Kentucky Derby. 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:18.680 You're a famous dude, You're clearly drunk. You find a 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.120 journalist and you're like, hey, here's the craziest shit I've 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:24.600 ever thought of. What the fuck are you thinking? Dude, idiot? 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:30.400 Would you vote for Aaron Rodgers r f K Junior ticket? Fuck? No, okay, Dylan, 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:31.080 what about you? 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:37.320 I mean, for an entertainment purpose, I would, but from. 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.640 It isn't that how we got to the position where 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:40.279 we are today. 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.800 It's we're a short while away from like the Rock 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:46.000 versus Mark Cuban death match up. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.160 I vote for that ticket, I would do. Yeah. 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:51.640 Actually the Rock Mark Cuban looks pretty damn good these days. 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:56.440 Well, who would be the president? Rock Cuban is gonna 0:05:56.440 --> 0:06:00.000 be in charge of life ship or something. Bat Larry, 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.840 you have any interest in Aaron Rodgers as the vice president? 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:06.960 I actually like RFK Junior, But that's a Citty City 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:10.400 vice president pick. And he he he quoted someone else 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.120 out there who was just as bad as Aaron Rodgers. 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:15.720 What about Jesse Ventura? But Jesse who was right? Jesse? 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:19.360 I'd rather have him than Aaron Jesse back down? What 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:21.240 I think? I think it's a body. 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:23.120 He's actually been in politics. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:25.640 Yeah, he has. He was the governor Minesota. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.680 I had fun playing golf with him one time. Yeah, 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:30.400 A very nice guy. 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:30.880 Awesome. 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:32.120 Yeah, and he was im predator. 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:37.320 Yeah. Hell yeah, we're. 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:38.880 We're listening as achievement? 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:44.480 Are you reading page? Didn't he have BoA's that he 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:45.640 would wear? 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:46.880 I think they didn't. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.320 They all do that, Okay, bad Larry is the leader 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:54.320 in the clubhouse, so uh recapping not you're not good 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:58.520 at golf, and uh you did okay with some basketball, 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:02.640 so uh yeah, that's that's that's kind of it. 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.880 There's second. I looked this morning, Dan, I stayed with 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:09.200 my daughter's house last night, and I did my picks 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.640 this morning. I just bet the four Big East games. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:15.080 Okay, but don't tell me yet. Wait, hold on, hold on. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:18.680 I got to build up to that, okay, Okay, yeah, 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:23.280 uh let's see looking at Shay, I still got some 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:25.200 future bets that you have out there. 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:29.120 Kentucky. How about Sammy p wearing the hoodie in honor 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:33.600 of chicken dinner? Oh yeah, Winter Winter Chicken Red Kentucky 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:37.040 like a book from day one. Hell I I do 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:42.760 love Kentucky. Yes, that Tennessee game that was great. That 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:47.119 was sexual and violent. Danny right up my alley yes, yes, yes, Marvin. 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:48.320 Are you putting money on Kentucky? 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:51.200 No? No, no, no, I'm telling people too. Yeah, I'm telling 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:57.080 people put money on Kentucky funnel for Sammy pe All right, uh, Larry, 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:59.760 let me see you got big East bets that you have. 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:04.840 We got to say a shout out. Did he take 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.920 JM you to win that conference? You pumped their ticket 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:08.520 the other night? 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:10.160 Did I? 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:10.280 No? 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:12.240 I don't know, Yeah I did. I fucking did I 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:15.119 took JM you to win that conference? Where's that money? 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:15.320 Ray? 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:19.400 So that's gonna get paid out when everyone else plays 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:20.600 out in the conference tournament? 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:25.480 All right, Bobby doth want my buddies going right back 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:25.840 in there? 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:30.160 Okay, all right, bad Larry? Do you wanna? Uh? It 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:34.000 was ten nothing Xavier over Yukon. Now it's eleven ten Yukon. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:38.000 Now it's thirteen ten. And Danny Hurley, I don't know 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:39.160 if he's happy. 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:43.240 Or if he had a oh yeah. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.320 Okay, he never he never looks happy, Danny. 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:47.400 I know, Larry. Ready to go? 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.559 I am dam Okay, you're at the garden right now 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:51.640 for the Big East Tournament. 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.440 Correct, I'm outside. I'm not going in for the afternoon session. 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:57.120 I'm just going in this tier in the nog and 0:08:57.280 --> 0:09:01.440 finishing the beer I already ordered. I want Yukon minus 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:06.600 a fifteen, fourteen and a half, okay, thank you. I 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.000 have my Providence squad getting eight and a half or 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:12.440 nine whatever it wast eight and a half, okay. I 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:15.360 want Saint John's minus four against Seaton Hall. 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:20.880 All right. And what was the other game Marquette in Villanova. 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.080 Yeah, I got Marquette minus whatever it is, three and 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:28.040 a half perfect one unit on each one of them. 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:31.400 Dylan and Ray and say, strap a monic, come on 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:31.920 in the city. 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:39.800 Look who's talking, Clarry. I don't know if you want 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:43.800 them to come down like there's collateral damage. It's it's 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:47.120 I went last year and I remember we lost you. 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:48.679 I don't know how I made it out of the city. 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:51.560 Honestly, he sounded not confident at all that you were 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:52.040 gonna No. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:54.319 I was at a boar with a red awning. I 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:58.160 remember that for a while. Probably one of my buddies 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.680 passed out during the game in the big tournament, like 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.720 one of the He's passed out in his seat. It 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:05.400 was awesome. Damn. Yeah, that's what happens to Ony caffeine, 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:06.760 Danny comfy. 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.240 Uh so, Larry, if you want to go back to 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:10.840 the bar, we'll let you go back to the bar. 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:11.640 Thank you? 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:12.160 Are you guys? 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.040 Good luck? I got a bunch of people in here 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:16.319 waiting for me. You can hear you do not? You 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:16.680 have you? 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:17.800 Larry? 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:21.760 It sounded like one guy. My girlfriend is just off screen, Larry, 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:23.000 She goes to another one. 0:10:22.920 --> 0:10:24.440 Guy, one guy? 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:29.079 All right, Hell yeah, I got a bunch of guys waiting, 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:31.040 trust me, No one's waiting for. 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:32.960 Bed, like Larry. Can you say the funk out side? 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:40.880 Yeah? Uh shay, Yeah, it's your turn. Okay, buck guys 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:44.000 heavy minus one and a half. I got seat in 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:46.440 hall plus. If Larry's getting four, I'm getting full. 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:49.800 No, you're getting nuts. Oh yeah, Ray is it four? 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:50.600 Three and a half? 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:54.080 Shaye sent it in early today, So I give Larry 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:55.960 a little bit of a punishment because he's been sending 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.240 it in at like eleven forty five, acting like I 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:01.720 don't have another job. So whenever his lines are, that's 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:04.040 when he got some Shae sentient early. So that's what 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:04.400 he gets. 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:05.839 I bet, that's what I bet. I bet three and 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.760 a half. Okay, but you won four I'd love four 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.479 on DraftKings is three and a half when I hit it, Okay. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:15.360 We'll give yeah, sure for make Larry's he's five. 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.040 I got seat in Hall plus at three and a half. 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:24.760 But if Larry's getting four in Saint John's, Uh yeah, 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.680 we didn't. We just established that, Oh did we? Yeah, 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:31.880 we just said I meant I meant the fucking Wisco game. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:33.559 I got three and a half. It is three and 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:35.880 a half the Marquette game. Then that's what I meant 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:39.080 that That is three and a half with Larry. It's 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:40.679 why is it four and a half with shit? That's 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.120 what I hit on Draft Kings. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.480 Same thing I just said before. It's the same type 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:47.560 of situation Shae sented in early, Larry sent it in late. 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:50.679 So yeah, but Larry benefits, all right, So should we 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:51.280 change it with. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:54.360 Larry's getting Marquette minus three and a half, Shay's getting 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:57.440 Marquette minus four and a half. That seems like Shaye 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:58.880 would be getting it. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:00.040 I'm getting punished. 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:01.880 Hung up on us, So let's give Larry the four 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:02.280 and a half. 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:04.880 Now I can't do that, so give me the three 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:07.000 and a half, Lair, Then that's what we'll do okay, 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.480 all right, And then I got the golf holding one 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:13.360 on seventeen, yes, sir, plus to fifty. And then I 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:16.200 got a parlay because I can't stop losing these fucking 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:20.160 things JT and can't lay plus twenty top twenty, I 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:20.760 mean plus two. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:23.960 You think that's why they have parlor. No, because you lose. 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:25.640 They dine out on part they do. 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:31.080 They love parless. Well, I'm not a good gambler this content. 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:33.920 But when you all, you need to hit one. 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.120 I got South three on top ten, finish plus eight 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.800 fifty Sea Woo Kim. Yeah, that's what I said. I 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.559 don't know if we need to say so well, it 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:43.880 ain't North Danny, Well, I know that, but it's just 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:45.680 he's got a name. We could have been at one 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:49.080 respect the South. That's what I say. Victor hobblin top 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:55.120 ten plus three twenty what particular in decades and that's uh, 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:55.600 that's it. 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:02.800 Okay to South of your mouth, Dylan lit Korean barbecue. 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:04.839 This is where you get. This is where you get 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:06.160 in trouble. Look at all the bets you go. 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:08.600 No, this is this is miss. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:16.960 Like three pages, it's like two. Okay, here were so stupid. 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:19.280 All right, So I got right now Michigan State minus 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:22.319 six and a half against Minnesota, who is the covering machine. 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.600 I believe Minnesota's up seventy five right now, but I 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:29.640 got Michigan State my six and a half. Okay, Texas 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:33.920 Tech plus three against b Yu we all know why, Yeah, 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:38.920 Sat Bonnie's plus two and Afrigans Loyla Chicago Iowa plus 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:42.920 two against Ohio State. And then do Kensney money line 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:44.480 versus Dayton plus two sixteen? 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:46.600 Sorry Dan, Okay, you're coming after me. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.480 I just loved Ducaine. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:53.760 Okay, Keny day Keny. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:58.440 He was on that TV show Yeah, Californiaation, Yeah, and 0:13:58.480 --> 0:13:59.800 then the other one X five X. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.320 I guess he's probably more fans for the X Files 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:03.480 than California. 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:07.040 I think that his coke star on X Files was hot. 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:11.520 Did you see her show on Amazon about the serial killer? 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:16.400 It was it was Jamie Dornan her. It was like 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:19.760 an Irish English show. It's freaking awesome. It's called The Fall. 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:26.840 What's her name? I don't know, Jillian she is. She's 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:28.560 got a couple of scenes in this show. Dad, whoa 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:31.320 it's called The Fall? Wait? It's good as ship but 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:33.440 is she a redhead? What's she? Yeah? Yeah, she's half 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:37.400 a ginger for sure. But you're still in absolutely, dude. 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:40.600 If you don't have a love hate relationship with a 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:43.040 ginger in your twenties, you ain't lived as a man yet. 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.680 They will ruin you. But then what if you look 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:47.360 up with somebody you end up with like a Blake Griffin. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:51.000 Black gingers kind of throw me off, that's tough, Like 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:54.000 Jimmy Graham and Blake Griffin. Those guys throw me off. 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:56.720 Lacking beauty. 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:58.520 Yeah, you kind of go, wait, how does this happen 0:14:58.600 --> 0:14:58.840 right here? 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.240 Just kind of look them up, and they also would panned, 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.360 like Blake Griffin's dad and his mom in the stands, 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:03.840 and you're. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.960 Like, they're just so sad, so depressed. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:10.640 Last he came out looking like that, And I have 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:11.840 to walk with a cane now. 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:22.560 Too, fucking hit dysplasia thirty two, okay, anything else doing? 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:27.800 So we got du Kesney Players Championship. Dan min Wuly 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:31.440 top ten plus eight hundred. I think he's already two over, okay, 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:34.880 JM top ten plus five hundred, so he's too over. 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:36.000 He loves James. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:38.200 I do one of these days Dan and you. 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:40.120 Love Justin Thomas and jury betting on. 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:43.000 Him top five plus five fifty. My guy lud the 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.960 big Oburg top five plus six hundred. He's actually killing it. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:46.760 He was like five under. 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:48.560 He's good. Yeah, he's really talented. 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:52.400 He gets missiles too. And then golf and golf balls. 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:56.840 Uh and I got a hole in one in round 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:59.480 four specifically. Oh plus, I think there's gonna be a 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:02.480 little Sunday Theatrics seventeen. 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:08.440 Seventeen plus seven fifty seven fifty Okay, juicy U anything else? 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:12.360 Shaye? How was in life house? How's the roommate? Roommate's good? 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:14.560 Roommate and I are good? You guys are in love? Yeah, 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.040 totally in love. She had the flu the last couple. 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:19.680 You know, it's funny. The night before she got the flu, 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.160 she was bitching at me about, you know, if she 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.400 knew I was this kind of man. She doesn't know 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:26.960 if she'd have this many kids with me. I don't 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:29.440 do anything around the house. I don't have a partner. 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:32.000 I'm all alone with the kids. YadA, YadA, YadA. And 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:34.600 then she goes down with the flu and then daddy 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:38.880 daycare start. Yeah, fucking RN. The nurse starts pitching in. 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.720 I took care of everything, all the kids, a dog, 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:45.080 the chickens, took the trash out, all this shit, everything, 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.240 And she just slept for like eighteen hours a day, 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.080 and I had to wake her ass up. You know, 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:51.040 the house ain't burned down yet. How you feeling? She 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:53.440 was like, all right, fine, you do help. It was great, 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:54.760 So many points for me, Danny. 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:56.120 Did you get her second purpose? 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:56.800 Yeah? 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.480 I infected her with the flu. Yeah. We got parent 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:01.520 teacher calms today though, so I'm sure I'll suck it 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:05.280 up and lose all my points like that. I like that, Well, 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:07.560 you're ready to have another kid? Do you need a 0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:09.600 boy to put a stem on the apple? I don't need. 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:12.400 I mean, I think I think if I have seven kids, 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:15.359 will all be girls? I do. I think God's judging 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:21.720 if they? Why not? I mean cares more kids? Man, Absolutely, 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:23.399 I'm one of four. I'd have four, it'd be no 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:25.720 big deal. You know, you get into the five six range, 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:28.320 they start thinking you're a Mormon. So maybe that's before 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:31.560 that we still or Catholic, like my four Catholic. 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:33.720 That doesn't My dad's family is the same way. 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:37.800 Six kids six is good they're all fucked up too. 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:40.880 Who all the Catholic kids? 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:44.359 Wow? Why my siblings are. 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:48.640 Not even a little No, well one is Yeah. 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:53.080 Those odds make sense, though, I'll take those off mathematically. 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:53.760 That's pretty good. 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.360 Yeah, yeah, yes, Ray, you were gonna say. 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:58.800 I say, on top of that, at least the Cowboys 0:17:58.800 --> 0:17:59.239 are doing well. 0:18:02.480 --> 0:18:07.040 This bullshit. I would not normally care, Danny, but the 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:10.800 fucking all in shit, the all in Jerry Jones, Stephen 0:18:10.920 --> 0:18:14.520 Jones bullshit is what's killing me. I really thought I 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:17.879 was doing this forty fucking years, Danny, and I was 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:20.320 sold again. I was really sold. I was like, holy shit, 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:22.880 because we were so close. The talented roster was there, 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:26.280 it was there, But then it all in bullshit and 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:30.760 they signed one semi good linebacker that used to play 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:34.399 for ZIM. There's holes in the DNA. Eddie Kendrick. What 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:36.760