WEBVTT - Episode 11: Sympathetic Figure

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<v Speaker 1>This This Dan Patrick takes a game gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hey Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>how are Youyboddy good? Are you at the doctors this week?

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like every week you're getting something looked at. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I am not a few doctors. I'm at the corner

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<v Speaker 1>of the Barkley side. I'm just sitting in a car.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually down the street from the Barkley sid I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to know if Kyrie wanted to get a

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<v Speaker 1>little one on one workout in or out. The girls

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<v Speaker 1>who are in the Brooklyn Museum is a Christian Dior

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<v Speaker 1>exhibit that they wanted to say. You didn't over there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry you didn't hop all over that. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>told him I'm not even gonna go to a parking garage.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting on the side of the road right in

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<v Speaker 1>front of it. I sent them in about an hour

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<v Speaker 1>and a half ago, and they might go to the

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<v Speaker 1>Clean Botanical Gardens when they're done. I'll be asleep in

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<v Speaker 1>the car. You think I care? Why don't you go

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<v Speaker 1>to a bar? Well, I got drive out to Long

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<v Speaker 1>Island after this. Okay, stopped you in the past. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>if the trust me, there's a nice school. We're in

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<v Speaker 1>the back right now. All right, So you're making these

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<v Speaker 1>picks sober just to let people know they yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>haven't started yet. I'm gonna crack one open as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as we're finished. I'm cracking open while we're on air,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Okay. Uh so here's how we stand for

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<v Speaker 1>the for the year. Dylan record last week was five

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<v Speaker 1>and six. He's forty five and fifty overall. Bad Lair

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<v Speaker 1>went five and three. Um, Dylan is now minus one

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<v Speaker 1>for the season. Bad Larry's plus fifteen units. You went,

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<v Speaker 1>you were plus three from last week. Any overall comments

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<v Speaker 1>that you'd like to I'll start with you, Dylan. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Last week was tough, and I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of rounding into the ultimate people's gambler where I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>hovering above the Mendoza line pretty much every week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not reason for somebody to tune in because

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<v Speaker 1>you're hovering around the Mendoza line. Maybe like I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>tragic hero. Oh okay, so sympathetic sympathetic figure. Um. But

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<v Speaker 1>last so when people think they're doing when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to betting, they just go no, it could be worse.

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<v Speaker 1>I could be done. I could be done. Yeah you

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<v Speaker 1>need you need that person, Okay, I think. Um so

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<v Speaker 1>my big bet loss Browns against Patriots. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>all kind of know how that one shook out. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I'm not saying that was just a loss.

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I almost lost my because of your weight

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<v Speaker 1>on Cleveland. I almost lost my over. Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>They they put they put up seven immediately, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, all right, here we go. And then and

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<v Speaker 1>then we all know what's wrong with your voice today?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It keeps going in and out. It's better.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, We're good, I think. I mean, Larry's voice

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<v Speaker 1>is annoying enough. I don't need yours. I'm sorry. Um

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<v Speaker 1>but I said, I'm sitting on Flatbush and I think

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<v Speaker 1>the name just three. His truck's going by, and everyone

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<v Speaker 1>has some music layering. It's beautiful out by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you guys know that, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>seventy degrees here in New York. I've been outside yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh bad Layard. You have an overall comment from last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, that Dylan's comeback was very short lived. Am

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<v Speaker 1>I ready for the comeback? And whatever? It was not

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<v Speaker 1>the Ottoman Empire. We put that to rest, I hope.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's start this week. Uh, Dylan will start

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<v Speaker 1>with you. We're going to college, yes, so started off.

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<v Speaker 1>My big bet this week is actually in college dan

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<v Speaker 1>Oklahoma minus four against Iowa State. Okay, so I have

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<v Speaker 1>a state coming off the loss to Texas Tech. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and Caleb Williams is back this week for Oklahoma. Alright,

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<v Speaker 1>Well he got benched last week. Yeah, well and he

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<v Speaker 1>was he tweaked his hand to that's a classic excuse

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<v Speaker 1>to his hand him. Alright. So that's that's five units, ye,

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<v Speaker 1>five units on that, and then going down the line,

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<v Speaker 1>got two units on Georgia tech US seventeen against Notre Dame. Okay, um,

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<v Speaker 1>fading bad. Larry's fandom of the public is on Notre Dame,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, like that like the sign of that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what else? Um? Sorry? Nebraska, you know I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>one one moment please, Okay, did you get did you

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<v Speaker 1>get a COVID test. I don't know what he's gone now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not COVID trust. All right, what are you going?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go Nebraska Wisconsin under forty two forout two units

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Um, and then I have SMU money line

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<v Speaker 1>against since plus three fifty for one unit. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know Nebraska had they held Oklahoma to three, Michigan State

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<v Speaker 1>twenty three, Ohio State twenty six. Yeah, Big ten football too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah alright, So SMU money line versus Cincinnati that's one unit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm basically gonna keep betting against Cincinnati straight up until

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<v Speaker 1>they live. Yeah, it served you well so far. Say

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<v Speaker 1>that one unit that killed the bowl games because they're

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<v Speaker 1>not losing toil the ball game. All right, what else

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<v Speaker 1>do you have anything else here doing? Oh yeah, one

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<v Speaker 1>more for one unit as well. MSS Army under fifty

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<v Speaker 1>six Service Academy under I feel like that's a pretty

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<v Speaker 1>safe bet usually. Okay, but let me do the math here.

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<v Speaker 1>Army averages thirty five points per day. You mass allows

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<v Speaker 1>forty three points per day. I would be surprised if

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<v Speaker 1>you mess put more than six points on the board.

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<v Speaker 1>This feels like is going to be the Army. Yeah, well, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you mass allows forty three and U mass scores fifteen,

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<v Speaker 1>So forty three and fifteen. You know that's what's gonna happen. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, alright, bad lair, Let's start with college. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I just have to one unit bets in college. I

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<v Speaker 1>stayed away from Notre Dame. I thought seventeen or seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>a half was too many. But I'm taking all Burn

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<v Speaker 1>minus seven against South Carolina even though bow Nix is out. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know to I'm not. I'm not worried about

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<v Speaker 1>South Carolina, and I'm taking the wake Forest money line.

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<v Speaker 1>Have Mario or Ray whoever does the stuff, who's internal.

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<v Speaker 1>All he does is give us what our numbers are.

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<v Speaker 1>Ray that Wake Forest Clemson money line. Am I getting

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<v Speaker 1>to the one or pretty close to what I would

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<v Speaker 1>guess just one units? It says plus one seventy Okay, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you figure it and figure it out that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really care if I get I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>one and a half units, So okay, um, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what just to just to keep I like Wake Forest

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<v Speaker 1>to win the game, but I'll take the four and

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<v Speaker 1>a half points or whatever. Then so we just keep

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<v Speaker 1>it up one unit, Betsy. So I won't go money line.

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<v Speaker 1>I will. I'm telling everyone bet the money line, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take the points just for our scoring purposes. Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>NFL picks Yes. So starting tonight, I'm doubling up on

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<v Speaker 1>the Falcons. Oh you got a prime time dog, time

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<v Speaker 1>dog Falcons plus seven two units Falcons money line plus

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<v Speaker 1>two for two units. I think prime letdown spot. We've

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<v Speaker 1>been talking about the Patriots all week. Primetime dog with

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<v Speaker 1>the Falcons. This is my that's my wheelhouse, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>what else do you have? Um? And then I've got

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<v Speaker 1>one unit bets Dolphins minus three and a half against

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<v Speaker 1>the Jets. Joe Flacco is playing, so that should be easy.

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<v Speaker 1>But we'll see. Everybody loves the Dolphins right now, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a bad sign. But I'm gonna stick with it. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Ravens minus five against the Bears. Not an

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<v Speaker 1>emotional bet. I actually think this is a strategic bet.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Bears coming off a by and the Ravens

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<v Speaker 1>coming off a loss, Yes, that's a good recipe for

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<v Speaker 1>a cover. And if history is any indication, and so

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<v Speaker 1>far this season, teams coming off a by or five

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<v Speaker 1>ten and one. I like that, um, And then I

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<v Speaker 1>have a primetime dog parlay with the remaining two primetime

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<v Speaker 1>games Steelers plus five Giants plus ten and a half

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<v Speaker 1>from plus two sixty. You've yet to win on a

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<v Speaker 1>teaser parlay. Just let you know until this week, until

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<v Speaker 1>this week? Okay, alright, bad lair, where are we starting? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Just um, two units form my once to five NFL games, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>no teasers, no parlays. Um, two units on the Bills again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the car. So I got the Bills minus

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<v Speaker 1>seven against the Colts. The Bears. I was told yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>the line was moved down to five. So all the

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<v Speaker 1>Bears plus five against the baby Dylan. You know we

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<v Speaker 1>need to go against each other at least one all right.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Dylan is leading the head head matchups

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<v Speaker 1>with you, Larry, six to three. Okay, good, Well we'll

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<v Speaker 1>close that gap this week then. Okay. Then I have

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<v Speaker 1>the Eagles minus one and a half against the Saints.

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<v Speaker 1>A little shaky bed here. I like the Jags against

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<v Speaker 1>the forty Niners. You know they played Monday night. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taking the Jacks plus seven or whatever your number is.

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<v Speaker 1>I got you six and a half. Okay, Jax plus

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<v Speaker 1>six and a half against forty and then I want

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<v Speaker 1>to bet them under in this Chiefs game, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna because I Dak Prescott's my fantasy football so

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta you know, I gotta root for him to scores.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't be betting the other way. So I switched

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<v Speaker 1>my bet to the Chiefs minus the two and a

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<v Speaker 1>half against the Cowboys. Chiefs are not good against the spread.

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas is very good against the spread. Dallas is eight

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<v Speaker 1>and one. Yah, I don't know if that matters to

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half points. Is not a spread down

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<v Speaker 1>that's got in my mind. The Chiefs have to win

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<v Speaker 1>the game. This is a must win for the Chiefs. Um. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would think it's definitely I can't lose, but not

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily a must. I've been saying the NFC East, I

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<v Speaker 1>am except for the Eagles. I've been betting Eagles a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. The last couple of weeks. I didn't bet

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<v Speaker 1>in this week. I did that in this way. Yeah, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>minus one and a half versus the Saints. So they

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<v Speaker 1>are my five all two the best. Okay, Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>wish you well have fun in Brooklyn and Brooklyn. Short

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<v Speaker 1>lived in Brooklyn, out to Long Island, Dylan, I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>sneaking Budwisers into a couple of wineries in the next

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<v Speaker 1>couple of days. Perfect. It seems like you can drink

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<v Speaker 1>wine and they don't sell Budwiser, so I'll have to

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<v Speaker 1>have a pocketbook full of them. It seems like you're

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<v Speaker 1>slowly working your way up to Connecticut. If this sounds right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know they're talking about December four, Providence, U R.

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<v Speaker 1>I game. I might come up with day early and

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<v Speaker 1>spend a little time in Milford to the place I

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<v Speaker 1>like to stop in Milford. And if I do, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>let both of you know. Tan's gonna hide, I think. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>please let me know well enough in advance though you're

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<v Speaker 1>busy that day already. Yes, yeah, I don't care what

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<v Speaker 1>day it is. I'm suddenly busy. All right, We'll have

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<v Speaker 1>a good weekend. Thanks buddy, no problem, Thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>THO