Speaker 1: This This Dan Patrick takes a game gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hey Dan,
Speaker 1: how are Youyboddy good? Are you at the doctors this week?
Speaker 1: It seems like every week you're getting something looked at. Okay,
Speaker 1: I am not a few doctors. I'm at the corner
Speaker 1: of the Barkley side. I'm just sitting in a car.
Speaker 1: I'm actually down the street from the Barkley sid I
Speaker 1: just want to know if Kyrie wanted to get a
Speaker 1: little one on one workout in or out. The girls
Speaker 1: who are in the Brooklyn Museum is a Christian Dior
Speaker 1: exhibit that they wanted to say. You didn't over there.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you didn't hop all over that. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: told him I'm not even gonna go to a parking garage.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on the side of the road right in
Speaker 1: front of it. I sent them in about an hour
Speaker 1: and a half ago, and they might go to the
Speaker 1: Clean Botanical Gardens when they're done. I'll be asleep in
Speaker 1: the car. You think I care? Why don't you go
Speaker 1: to a bar? Well, I got drive out to Long
Speaker 1: Island after this. Okay, stopped you in the past. Oh no,
Speaker 1: if the trust me, there's a nice school. We're in
Speaker 1: the back right now. All right, So you're making these
Speaker 1: picks sober just to let people know they yes, yes,
Speaker 1: haven't started yet. I'm gonna crack one open as soon
Speaker 1: as we're finished. I'm cracking open while we're on air,
Speaker 1: all right, Okay. Uh so here's how we stand for
Speaker 1: the for the year. Dylan record last week was five
Speaker 1: and six. He's forty five and fifty overall. Bad Lair
Speaker 1: went five and three. Um, Dylan is now minus one
Speaker 1: for the season. Bad Larry's plus fifteen units. You went,
Speaker 1: you were plus three from last week. Any overall comments
Speaker 1: that you'd like to I'll start with you, Dylan. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Last week was tough, and I'm kind
Speaker 1: of rounding into the ultimate people's gambler where I'm just
Speaker 1: hovering above the Mendoza line pretty much every week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's not reason for somebody to tune in because
Speaker 1: you're hovering around the Mendoza line. Maybe like I'm a
Speaker 1: tragic hero. Oh okay, so sympathetic sympathetic figure. Um. But
Speaker 1: last so when people think they're doing when it comes
Speaker 1: to betting, they just go no, it could be worse.
Speaker 1: I could be done. I could be done. Yeah you
Speaker 1: need you need that person, Okay, I think. Um so
Speaker 1: my big bet loss Browns against Patriots. I think we
Speaker 1: all kind of know how that one shook out. Yeah
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not saying that was just a loss.
Speaker 1: I was. I almost lost my because of your weight
Speaker 1: on Cleveland. I almost lost my over. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: They they put they put up seven immediately, and I
Speaker 1: was like, all right, here we go. And then and
Speaker 1: then we all know what's wrong with your voice today?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It keeps going in and out. It's better.
Speaker 1: All right, We're good, I think. I mean, Larry's voice
Speaker 1: is annoying enough. I don't need yours. I'm sorry. Um
Speaker 1: but I said, I'm sitting on Flatbush and I think
Speaker 1: the name just three. His truck's going by, and everyone
Speaker 1: has some music layering. It's beautiful out by the way.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know that, it's like
Speaker 1: seventy degrees here in New York. I've been outside yet.
Speaker 1: Uh bad Layard. You have an overall comment from last week.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that Dylan's comeback was very short lived. Am
Speaker 1: I ready for the comeback? And whatever? It was not
Speaker 1: the Ottoman Empire. We put that to rest, I hope.
Speaker 1: All right, let's start this week. Uh, Dylan will start
Speaker 1: with you. We're going to college, yes, so started off.
Speaker 1: My big bet this week is actually in college dan
Speaker 1: Oklahoma minus four against Iowa State. Okay, so I have
Speaker 1: a state coming off the loss to Texas Tech. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Caleb Williams is back this week for Oklahoma. Alright,
Speaker 1: Well he got benched last week. Yeah, well and he
Speaker 1: was he tweaked his hand to that's a classic excuse
Speaker 1: to his hand him. Alright. So that's that's five units, ye,
Speaker 1: five units on that, and then going down the line,
Speaker 1: got two units on Georgia tech US seventeen against Notre Dame. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: fading bad. Larry's fandom of the public is on Notre Dame,
Speaker 1: by the way, like that like the sign of that. Okay,
Speaker 1: what else? Um? Sorry? Nebraska, you know I don't know
Speaker 1: one one moment please, Okay, did you get did you
Speaker 1: get a COVID test. I don't know what he's gone now,
Speaker 1: it's not COVID trust. All right, what are you going?
Speaker 1: Let's go Nebraska Wisconsin under forty two forout two units
Speaker 1: as well. Um, and then I have SMU money line
Speaker 1: against since plus three fifty for one unit. And you
Speaker 1: know Nebraska had they held Oklahoma to three, Michigan State
Speaker 1: twenty three, Ohio State twenty six. Yeah, Big ten football too.
Speaker 1: Yeah alright, So SMU money line versus Cincinnati that's one unit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm basically gonna keep betting against Cincinnati straight up until
Speaker 1: they live. Yeah, it served you well so far. Say
Speaker 1: that one unit that killed the bowl games because they're
Speaker 1: not losing toil the ball game. All right, what else
Speaker 1: do you have anything else here doing? Oh yeah, one
Speaker 1: more for one unit as well. MSS Army under fifty
Speaker 1: six Service Academy under I feel like that's a pretty
Speaker 1: safe bet usually. Okay, but let me do the math here.
Speaker 1: Army averages thirty five points per day. You mass allows
Speaker 1: forty three points per day. I would be surprised if
Speaker 1: you mess put more than six points on the board.
Speaker 1: This feels like is going to be the Army. Yeah, well, Okay,
Speaker 1: you mass allows forty three and U mass scores fifteen,
Speaker 1: So forty three and fifteen. You know that's what's gonna happen. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, alright, bad lair, Let's start with college. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just have to one unit bets in college. I
Speaker 1: stayed away from Notre Dame. I thought seventeen or seventeen
Speaker 1: a half was too many. But I'm taking all Burn
Speaker 1: minus seven against South Carolina even though bow Nix is out. Um,
Speaker 1: I didn't know to I'm not. I'm not worried about
Speaker 1: South Carolina, and I'm taking the wake Forest money line.
Speaker 1: Have Mario or Ray whoever does the stuff, who's internal.
Speaker 1: All he does is give us what our numbers are.
Speaker 1: Ray that Wake Forest Clemson money line. Am I getting
Speaker 1: to the one or pretty close to what I would
Speaker 1: guess just one units? It says plus one seventy Okay, damn,
Speaker 1: I'll let you figure it and figure it out that.
Speaker 1: I don't really care if I get I don't want
Speaker 1: one and a half units, So okay, um, you know
Speaker 1: what just to just to keep I like Wake Forest
Speaker 1: to win the game, but I'll take the four and
Speaker 1: a half points or whatever. Then so we just keep
Speaker 1: it up one unit, Betsy. So I won't go money line.
Speaker 1: I will. I'm telling everyone bet the money line, but
Speaker 1: I'll take the points just for our scoring purposes. Dylan
Speaker 1: NFL picks Yes. So starting tonight, I'm doubling up on
Speaker 1: the Falcons. Oh you got a prime time dog, time
Speaker 1: dog Falcons plus seven two units Falcons money line plus
Speaker 1: two for two units. I think prime letdown spot. We've
Speaker 1: been talking about the Patriots all week. Primetime dog with
Speaker 1: the Falcons. This is my that's my wheelhouse, all right,
Speaker 1: what else do you have? Um? And then I've got
Speaker 1: one unit bets Dolphins minus three and a half against
Speaker 1: the Jets. Joe Flacco is playing, so that should be easy.
Speaker 1: But we'll see. Everybody loves the Dolphins right now, which
Speaker 1: is a bad sign. But I'm gonna stick with it. Um.
Speaker 1: And then Ravens minus five against the Bears. Not an
Speaker 1: emotional bet. I actually think this is a strategic bet.
Speaker 1: So the Bears coming off a by and the Ravens
Speaker 1: coming off a loss, Yes, that's a good recipe for
Speaker 1: a cover. And if history is any indication, and so
Speaker 1: far this season, teams coming off a by or five
Speaker 1: ten and one. I like that, um, And then I
Speaker 1: have a primetime dog parlay with the remaining two primetime
Speaker 1: games Steelers plus five Giants plus ten and a half
Speaker 1: from plus two sixty. You've yet to win on a
Speaker 1: teaser parlay. Just let you know until this week, until
Speaker 1: this week? Okay, alright, bad lair, where are we starting? Okay?
Speaker 1: Just um, two units form my once to five NFL games, Um,
Speaker 1: no teasers, no parlays. Um, two units on the Bills again.
Speaker 1: I'm in the car. So I got the Bills minus
Speaker 1: seven against the Colts. The Bears. I was told yesterday
Speaker 1: the line was moved down to five. So all the
Speaker 1: Bears plus five against the baby Dylan. You know we
Speaker 1: need to go against each other at least one all right.
Speaker 1: By the way, Dylan is leading the head head matchups
Speaker 1: with you, Larry, six to three. Okay, good, Well we'll
Speaker 1: close that gap this week then. Okay. Then I have
Speaker 1: the Eagles minus one and a half against the Saints.
Speaker 1: A little shaky bed here. I like the Jags against
Speaker 1: the forty Niners. You know they played Monday night. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm taking the Jacks plus seven or whatever your number is.
Speaker 1: I got you six and a half. Okay, Jax plus
Speaker 1: six and a half against forty and then I want
Speaker 1: to bet them under in this Chiefs game, but I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna because I Dak Prescott's my fantasy football so
Speaker 1: you gotta you know, I gotta root for him to scores.
Speaker 1: I can't be betting the other way. So I switched
Speaker 1: my bet to the Chiefs minus the two and a
Speaker 1: half against the Cowboys. Chiefs are not good against the spread.
Speaker 1: Dallas is very good against the spread. Dallas is eight
Speaker 1: and one. Yah, I don't know if that matters to
Speaker 1: two and a half points. Is not a spread down
Speaker 1: that's got in my mind. The Chiefs have to win
Speaker 1: the game. This is a must win for the Chiefs. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would think it's definitely I can't lose, but not
Speaker 1: necessarily a must. I've been saying the NFC East, I
Speaker 1: am except for the Eagles. I've been betting Eagles a
Speaker 1: little bit. The last couple of weeks. I didn't bet
Speaker 1: in this week. I did that in this way. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: minus one and a half versus the Saints. So they
Speaker 1: are my five all two the best. Okay, Well, I
Speaker 1: wish you well have fun in Brooklyn and Brooklyn. Short
Speaker 1: lived in Brooklyn, out to Long Island, Dylan, I'll be
Speaker 1: sneaking Budwisers into a couple of wineries in the next
Speaker 1: couple of days. Perfect. It seems like you can drink
Speaker 1: wine and they don't sell Budwiser, so I'll have to
Speaker 1: have a pocketbook full of them. It seems like you're
Speaker 1: slowly working your way up to Connecticut. If this sounds right,
Speaker 1: you know they're talking about December four, Providence, U R.
Speaker 1: I game. I might come up with day early and
Speaker 1: spend a little time in Milford to the place I
Speaker 1: like to stop in Milford. And if I do, I'll
Speaker 1: let both of you know. Tan's gonna hide, I think. Yeah,
Speaker 1: please let me know well enough in advance though you're
Speaker 1: busy that day already. Yes, yeah, I don't care what
Speaker 1: day it is. I'm suddenly busy. All right, We'll have
Speaker 1: a good weekend. Thanks buddy, no problem, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: THO