1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,840 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season twenty nine, episode 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: five of The Daily's Eight Guys for May four, two tea. 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien, a K. Jacko butt Stuff 4 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: that ak courtesy of super producer Anna hos Me, A 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:20,240 Speaker 1: who thinks it's weird that Stuff Media does not have 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 1: a podcast called but stuff and uh yeah verbally abuses 7 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: me all day every day in the office by setting 8 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: saying what's that but yeah? Shout out to superproducer Anna 9 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: hos Me and I'm thrilled to be joined as always 10 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: by my co host, Mr Miles Gray, Miles Gray, Miles Gray, 11 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: Miles Gray, Miles Gray, Thank you, Blake Churning, and I'm 12 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: gonna live my life Gray with the gang. Yes, thank 13 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: you so much to Blake Churning for that aga on Twitter. 14 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 1: Keep them come in, y'all. We're thrilled to be joined 15 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: by yet another comedian who appeared on the Cracked Live 16 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,959 Speaker 1: Show with me. You were on more than once, except 17 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: you remember this, except I remember this time. He is 18 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: the hilarious Eric lampere Ak walk what's myk the storm 19 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 1: and Norman the Storm and Norman Yeah, I don't know, 20 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 1: I'm just coming up with anything, dels is great. Hes okay, well, lampair, 21 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 1: let's figure let's figure this out lamp here. Maybe the 22 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: listeners can tweet him or something like right, oh yeah, Miles. 23 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,839 Speaker 1: Not to embarrass you, but when he said yours was great, 24 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 1: he was clearly talking to me. You're right my ego, Eric, 25 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 1: What is something from your search history that will tell 26 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 1: our users, our listeners something because a drug? Yeah, that's right. 27 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: Watched I watched to think called the pyramid Coude on Netflix. 28 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 1: Is that incredible to like a loose change type thing? 29 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 1: But it's a nonsense, It's all nonsense. I think it's nonsense. 30 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: But that you know that there's a lot of archaeologists 31 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 1: that find evidence that the pyramids and stuff are way 32 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,800 Speaker 1: older than we think, and some of them thinking that 33 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: the pyramids were actually electrical conductors to give Egyptians electricity. Yeah. 34 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,480 Speaker 1: I like that because because it's coated with limestone, which 35 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 1: is a good insulator, and then the granite in in 36 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: the middle is all like really good for conducting and 37 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:35,639 Speaker 1: granite granite, Oh yeah, granite. I'm joking because that's what 38 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 1: I have to change my accent. And some people are like, 39 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm suing around. I never really I have 40 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 1: to change it. Like I can't say water because people 41 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: are like, I'm sorry, what, and I'm like, you can 42 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: get a glass of water. I know I have to 43 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: say water, and they're like water, I thought you wanted 44 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,079 Speaker 1: about water. I thought you said you want a child 45 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 1: from a war torn country, Like this is juice. So 46 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 1: I had to like search by that this was nonsense 47 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 1: or not. And it is nonsense, but it's still super 48 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: interesting and it is still limestone, and it is still 49 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 1: granite in the middle. And also there's like water like 50 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 1: pathways underneath the pyramid, which means that when the Nile floods, 51 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: the water goes in and out under the pyramids, which 52 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: we can actually create electric currents. So there is some 53 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 1: scientific you could say, but it's not not not enough 54 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,359 Speaker 1: to create a whole power pot. Those are my favorite 55 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: kinds of like old timey sort of theories about like 56 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: ancient technology. Always always like how did they get those 57 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: stone things so spherical? Yeah, I just think in general 58 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:43,839 Speaker 1: that ancient cultures were way more advanced than we give 59 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 1: them credit for. Maybe not the Egyptians, because we've been 60 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,120 Speaker 1: obsessed with the egypt and their stuff held up better 61 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: than other stuff. But like there were huge cities in 62 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: Mexico and in the Americas that we just like built 63 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: fucking parking lots on top of because we're just like, uh, 64 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: with dicks, we're assholes, and also because there was all 65 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: sorts of vegetation over them. But one thing I didn't 66 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: know about the Pyramids until writing for Cracked, when I 67 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: learned just all the annoying information that makes me terrible 68 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: to have conversations with. The Pyramids were like coated in. 69 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: Back when they were built, they were like really shiny, 70 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,040 Speaker 1: so they were like blinding. It was it was like 71 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: the most ostentatious thing you could do. Like not only 72 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 1: did you like build these giant constructions to like just 73 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: basically dick extensions, but they were like blindingly bright, like 74 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 1: during daytime. Did they have some Did they have sunglasses 75 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: back then? I don't think so. I don't know. I 76 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 1: transitions lenses. I know that the makeup that they put 77 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:45,720 Speaker 1: on helps to reflect them. Yeah, it's like I blacked 78 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: from That's why I did it. Like that wild eyeliner 79 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: that like when you watch like Stargate, like they were 80 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: like really into fashion that it's not why American football 81 00:04:55,279 --> 00:05:00,799 Speaker 1: players put like black black baseball to like ancient Egyptians. Yeah, exactly. 82 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 1: We learned so much, so much technology. What is something 83 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 1: you think is over Netflix and streaming services? Okay, the 84 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,360 Speaker 1: thing you just saw the pyramid thing on? Yeah, no, 85 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 1: I love it, but I end up just lounging on 86 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: sofa like all day because it just says you want 87 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: to play the next episode, and you want to play 88 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 1: the next episode, and it just makes me a hermit. 89 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,040 Speaker 1: Do you ever find when it says, hey, you're still watching? 90 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: You respond violently, Oh yeah, because really angry, And then 91 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: I go, yes, I am still watchingsode exactly if you've 92 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,720 Speaker 1: been rotting on a couch for however many hours and 93 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: you who knows where the things are, are you still watching? 94 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,280 Speaker 1: I literally do that ship when I watch. I'm like, 95 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,120 Speaker 1: yes I am, and actually say that, and then I'll 96 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,279 Speaker 1: just hit ejaculate. A good point as well. Netflix is 97 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 1: watching us, watching how much content we're watching, and judging 98 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,479 Speaker 1: us through subtweets. Yeah, there's a guy on the other 99 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 1: end of the screen just being like this motherfucker's still watching. Yeah, 100 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: They're like this, dude, are you paying attention? This part 101 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 1: really good This man has watched the Dundees episode of 102 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:06,720 Speaker 1: the Office seventy times. I like the part where he 103 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: offends the Asian people. I just think it's funny. That's 104 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:13,039 Speaker 1: one way that Netflix is sort of corporate marketing. Wing 105 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 1: has decided to be like fun and cheeky is being like, hey, 106 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:21,279 Speaker 1: whoever is watching Beverly Hillbilly's eighty times? Get some help. 107 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 1: It's like, funk yourself, Netflix, like like judge us, why 108 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 1: am I on trial? Because I like Jed Clampett. That's right? 109 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: And also it's tight. They moved to Beverly Hills. They're 110 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 1: figuring it out, you know what I mean. There's a 111 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,520 Speaker 1: lot of cool. Uh. You know what's her face? Uh? 112 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: The mom from Back to the Future. She plays a 113 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 1: French teacher who doesn't have an accent. You know, I 114 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: really funk with the Beverly Hillbillies movie. Maybe this is me. 115 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 1: But also, like another thing with Netflix is the fact 116 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: that there's so much choice. It makes me sort of 117 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 1: angry and lethargic, and that like, this is now so 118 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,760 Speaker 1: much choice. I spent about an hour just flicking through 119 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,160 Speaker 1: and then going fine, I'll watch this right, And I 120 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 1: should have just been outside that's what I'm saying. Hanging 121 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 1: out with real people, I do that same ship when 122 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: I eat. Yeah, I'm trying to find a thing on Netflix, 123 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: and by the time I've decided, my food has already 124 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,480 Speaker 1: rotted away because it's been seven days of going through 125 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 1: the infinite number of viewing choices. Which now it's like, 126 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 1: that's why I try and find a show I can 127 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,600 Speaker 1: just binge on so I don't have to think and 128 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 1: just be like, no, I'm continuing this path because yeah, 129 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,880 Speaker 1: it's like the man, it's like the menu Cheesecake Factory. 130 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,160 Speaker 1: There's too much on there for sure. Uh no, y'all 131 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:31,520 Speaker 1: hear me about the Cheesecake Factory. Yeah, yeah, And it's 132 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,560 Speaker 1: like a textbook is the menu. It is a testament 133 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 1: to I think it is the peak of like Western appropriation, 134 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 1: like the Cheesecake Factory menu, because they do everything like 135 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,200 Speaker 1: in a way that is very delicious. It's not authentic 136 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,560 Speaker 1: and any even well at all, but they have all 137 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: types of food and they just fucking nail it every time. 138 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 1: And yeah, I think people will look back, like once 139 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: we're all gone, aliens will come down and like the 140 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 1: Cheesecake Factory menu will be one one of their peak achievements. 141 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:05,000 Speaker 1: They will consider that our hammurabid, we just pulled everything 142 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 1: from everywhere, and we're just like, look upon this, Santa 143 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 1: Fe spring rolls, avocado, egg rolls, chicken littles. It's just 144 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:19,160 Speaker 1: some kind of secret to their technology. What is something 145 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 1: that you think is not underrated? Twenty three and me? 146 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,720 Speaker 1: You know all these DNA sides. Yeah, uh, you know 147 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,880 Speaker 1: a lot of people sort of poop poo it. And 148 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 1: I think it's bloody great because aren't we all on 149 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: this earth trying to figure out where we're from and 150 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 1: where we're going. And I did the DNA test and 151 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,920 Speaker 1: it's amazing, Like the journey that you can just learn 152 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,880 Speaker 1: just from your blood and DNA is amazing. And I've 153 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,720 Speaker 1: got like a really weird skull, and so I've learned 154 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 1: I'm like three point six Neanderthal. And that's a that's 155 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,360 Speaker 1: a thing that it will tell you, it's like how 156 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 1: much neander Yeah, yeah, so I'm three point six. I 157 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,439 Speaker 1: think most so pretty much all white people will definitely 158 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: have Neanderthal in them because when home Sapiens and herb 159 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,200 Speaker 1: Neanhal's lift side by side in Europe and Africa and stuff, 160 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:04,200 Speaker 1: her you know, Montague and Capitalette style. Yeah, and so 161 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,319 Speaker 1: the DNA is like alive in US. That's why sometimes 162 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,560 Speaker 1: you see men with like really low ridge eyebrows. You know, 163 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:14,200 Speaker 1: that's a Neanthal trait. So so I kind of like that. 164 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: I like to discover where we all. Do you find 165 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,240 Speaker 1: any other new things about you, like ethnicity that you 166 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,719 Speaker 1: didn't know well, like in the last five years. You know, 167 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,960 Speaker 1: I'm mainly French and British obviously, but then the whole 168 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 1: of Europe has just one big orgy. Yeah, and then 169 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,160 Speaker 1: there's you know, I was like not point two percent Indian, 170 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:34,040 Speaker 1: and you know that's only for the last far right. 171 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 1: Homo genus has been around for millions of years. But 172 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:44,000 Speaker 1: travel to Europe. Sorry, I'm just taking two young children. 173 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:49,840 Speaker 1: I just I feel like if if if everyone could 174 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,720 Speaker 1: just do the DNA test, it would had more answers. 175 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,800 Speaker 1: They did some commercials to where there are people who 176 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 1: sort of had these sort of racist beliefs about other groups, 177 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 1: and then they showed them their own DNA and they're like, 178 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 1: you are actual, really part of that group, and like 179 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,920 Speaker 1: their commercial was like, oh my god, I didn't even Yeah. 180 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:07,079 Speaker 1: There were like TV shows ABC had a TV show 181 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,240 Speaker 1: that was I think at least partially sponsored by one 182 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 1: of these DNA testing houses. I guess that where famous 183 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 1: people would find out surprising stuff about their background. I 184 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,040 Speaker 1: have an aunt who just got her results and she 185 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:25,120 Speaker 1: had like the most boring thing you can find out. 186 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:30,480 Speaker 1: It's like, oh, we're all Irish, like Irish, like the 187 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:33,280 Speaker 1: Irish were left alone for quite a long time. There 188 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:38,479 Speaker 1: is there is you can claim I'm a pure blooded Irish. 189 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,800 Speaker 1: And obviously, like the whole DNA thing, it can be used, 190 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,560 Speaker 1: you know, maliciously, I guess. But that is supposedly how 191 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 1: they found a Golden State killer last week. Yeah, and 192 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,920 Speaker 1: that's something that's really interesting. That's too to have found 193 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,920 Speaker 1: him through his family members who did twenty three and yeah, 194 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,600 Speaker 1: kind of totally yeah, and that's why. Yeah, for me, 195 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,199 Speaker 1: the one I'm gonna do next is the African ancestry one, 196 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 1: because being African American, you don't know where in Africa. 197 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 1: You just know Georgia, Mississippi. That's where I know my 198 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:11,560 Speaker 1: family is. But yeah, any anything from their middle passage on, 199 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:13,199 Speaker 1: I don't know where that I don't know. And that's 200 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,040 Speaker 1: like a thing that to me that has the biggest 201 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 1: appeal because that creates a whole other dimension of my 202 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:22,720 Speaker 1: identity that has been historically just obscured. So sure shout 203 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,320 Speaker 1: out to uh the DNA test for sure. Although it 204 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,200 Speaker 1: was funny they were they were advertising that with like 205 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,599 Speaker 1: the World Cup, where it was like people taking the 206 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:32,000 Speaker 1: DNA tests, like, well, I guess I'm gonna support Spain 207 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,400 Speaker 1: now in the World Cup, or like Argentina because people 208 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,600 Speaker 1: saw that, like I'm Brazilian, so name ours and now 209 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 1: my new favorite. That's interesting. Look, if you don't think 210 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 1: this is at least partially sponsored by the CIA, bro, 211 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: you're crazy. This is all an FBI plot to get 212 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,680 Speaker 1: us all charted so they can solve all the crimes. 213 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,000 Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, but you haven't even to worry about, right, 214 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,559 Speaker 1: So moving on right, Zodiac Killer. Yeah, so that's a 215 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,079 Speaker 1: that's an update on the Golden State Killer. Thing that 216 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,400 Speaker 1: we talked about last week is that they apparently, because 217 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:05,079 Speaker 1: the Zodiac Killer decided to be cute and send the 218 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,240 Speaker 1: newspapers all these notes like taunting them, he had to 219 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 1: lick envelopes and so they have they have DNA samples 220 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 1: that they're going to try to track down of the 221 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 1: Zodiac so exciting. It's amazing that we can do that now. 222 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 1: And you know, you watched like Minority Report, where you 223 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,880 Speaker 1: can sort of just you know, work out through time 224 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,439 Speaker 1: and space what someone's going to do before I do it. Yeah, 225 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,040 Speaker 1: and that seems far fetched now, but I'm terrified of 226 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,240 Speaker 1: what life is going to be like in a thousand years. 227 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 1: Like I've got some weird secrets that I've kept to myself. 228 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,120 Speaker 1: I've not murdered anyone, I've not done anything bad towards people, 229 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:44,720 Speaker 1: but a quotes, I'm not murdered anyone named someone horribly. 230 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,280 Speaker 1: I just want there's some secrets hole to keep to myself. 231 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:51,080 Speaker 1: And I'm terrified that there's gonna be technology one day, 232 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,679 Speaker 1: you know that's gonna be able to uncover like our 233 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,360 Speaker 1: Black Mirror style where they're like, let's go into your memories. Yeah, 234 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,960 Speaker 1: and they can already do that. There's an amazing series 235 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,760 Speaker 1: called Through the Wormhole the Right by Mrgan Freeman, and 236 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,719 Speaker 1: the stuff that scientists can already do now that we 237 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 1: don't know about is amazing. Oh God, it's so excited. 238 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,400 Speaker 1: Smart lead and watch that. I was listening to the 239 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 1: detective who was behind the whole Golden State killer sort 240 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: of brand storm of like creating the undercover profile of 241 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:24,720 Speaker 1: him on one of the DNA places. And he made 242 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,760 Speaker 1: the point that I think is kind of an interesting 243 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,480 Speaker 1: argument I hadn't quite heard, is that even though this 244 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,440 Speaker 1: seems a little shady, like the way that they were 245 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:35,480 Speaker 1: narrowing down suspects before they did the d N A 246 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:38,000 Speaker 1: thing was like somebody coming in and being like, look, 247 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 1: I had this abusive husband who like in this place, 248 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,480 Speaker 1: and so you would just like have to cast this 249 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,680 Speaker 1: huge net. And so all they're doing is like narrowing 250 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: down people, and it's doing it in a way that 251 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,400 Speaker 1: is actually scientific as opposed to, you know, anybody who 252 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:56,840 Speaker 1: looked like this really vague sketch, we bring them in 253 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,280 Speaker 1: and like fucking rough them up. Like that's not a 254 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,040 Speaker 1: good Because other side is the the amount of people 255 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,839 Speaker 1: who have had convictions overturned because of DNA evans to 256 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,439 Speaker 1: who were innocent the whole time. But the Innocence project 257 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,079 Speaker 1: is yeah, so I guess you know, it's a mighty 258 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,320 Speaker 1: sword that cuts both ways. One thing I didn't know 259 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 1: is that because we have become more scientific about crime 260 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:21,000 Speaker 1: solving and our standard has gone up, uh, we used 261 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,960 Speaker 1: to clear ninety percent of murders like in the eighties 262 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:29,880 Speaker 1: and seventies, meaning they would at least arrest somebody making arrest. Uh, 263 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:33,280 Speaker 1: And now it's down to like sixty percent because there 264 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 1: was that thirty percent barrier where they were just like, well, 265 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,800 Speaker 1: nobody's gonna check on this, right, So they like, what 266 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 1: are you gonna science? This ye on Netflix called Forensic Files, 267 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 1: and I got lost in there for a few seasons, 268 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,440 Speaker 1: which is horrible because every episode is the same, Right, 269 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 1: we didn't know who this guy was. But then twenty 270 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,360 Speaker 1: years later they found some DNA right every single time, 271 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:01,400 Speaker 1: it's just then was DNA right? And sadly this man 272 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:07,200 Speaker 1: was in jail for thirty years. Oops. And then finally, 273 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: what is a myth? Just a definition? What is a myth? Eric? No, 274 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,160 Speaker 1: what can you tell us a myth something that people 275 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,400 Speaker 1: think might be true that you A couple of weeks ago, 276 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 1: I bumped into this lovely lady who believes that the 277 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 1: earth is hollow. It's something that I already knew about 278 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,600 Speaker 1: a little bit like a coconut. So she believed that 279 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 1: there is no core of there's no care, and there's 280 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 1: actually a society that lives inside the Earth and Indian Tarctic, Antarctica. 281 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 1: There's a there's a tunnel where you can actually go 282 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,320 Speaker 1: in and then you can go out with them are 283 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,040 Speaker 1: people you can go hang out with them, and and 284 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,840 Speaker 1: she was very sweet, and she was torn between wanting 285 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,520 Speaker 1: to go there and staying with her boyfriend. And I 286 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,920 Speaker 1: couldn't stop laughing, right, And it was the thing is 287 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,600 Speaker 1: she was very sweet. I was trying to understand her, 288 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,880 Speaker 1: but also I was like, you're an idiot, and but 289 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 1: I desperately told he. I was like, look, your boyfriend 290 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,280 Speaker 1: is not good enough. Just go. I was I just 291 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,640 Speaker 1: leave it, Like, if you really want to go live 292 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 1: with them, like you should go live with it. I 293 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 1: have a feeling that's where your actual boyfriend is. You're true, 294 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 1: you're wasting your time above ground with you. You You know, 295 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 1: if we did your DNA test, I bet you're related 296 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 1: to them exactly. Amazing you get your DNA test back 297 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:28,400 Speaker 1: Hull person, isn't that awful? And someone is really kind 298 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 1: hearted and they're saying something so wacky and you're like, oh, 299 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 1: because party just wants to be like can I do? 300 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,320 Speaker 1: Can I just riff on you real quick? Yeah? I 301 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 1: really wanted to come on the pub colors. Actually I 302 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 1: would just bully her, which is not fair and not nice. 303 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,520 Speaker 1: But you know what, I admire people who are crazy 304 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,240 Speaker 1: in that way because we have lost the imagination from 305 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,360 Speaker 1: our craziness or you know, our paranoia, because in the 306 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 1: past you had crazy ship like that and you know, 307 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,640 Speaker 1: mall people and all sorts of stuff the moon landing, 308 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,080 Speaker 1: and now I feel like all of our paranoia has 309 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:05,359 Speaker 1: just gone to uh or Obama a Muslim. Basically, that's 310 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:10,760 Speaker 1: that's just what everybody wasted come because goddamn science and 311 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 1: information that is that is convoluted. I love that. There's 312 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 1: just next week I'm hosting the show, guys, Jack went 313 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:25,159 Speaker 1: to Antarctica to find his real mole family. I'm at 314 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,960 Speaker 1: least part hobbit. So let's get to based on man 315 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,719 Speaker 1: that is not too far off from the truth. All right, 316 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,480 Speaker 1: let's talk about We're gonna take a sample of the 317 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:40,159 Speaker 1: global slash national share consciousness, what people are thinking and 318 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 1: talking about right now today at the moment we record. 319 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,280 Speaker 1: And this was something, uh that came as a surprise 320 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:49,359 Speaker 1: to me. Uh. This is also I'm just warning you guys, 321 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:53,280 Speaker 1: going to be our most controversial story to date. Full disclosures. 322 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,680 Speaker 1: I when Jack brought this up, I said, I don't 323 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,080 Speaker 1: know if we should take the show here. People expect 324 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,480 Speaker 1: us to have some modicum of decency. I know we 325 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,720 Speaker 1: have hot takes from times, but again, Jack, you're gonna 326 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,440 Speaker 1: I'm I'm, I'm sorry, but I'm divorcing yourself. You want, 327 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,960 Speaker 1: you chose to do this. I have nothing to do 328 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,400 Speaker 1: with this story, so go burn up with this firetake. So, 329 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:17,440 Speaker 1: based on my time at Cracked, I am unfortunately aware 330 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,520 Speaker 1: that talking about vaping is the most dangerous thing you 331 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:25,320 Speaker 1: can do on the internet because people are very passionate 332 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,640 Speaker 1: about their belief that vaping is not bad for you. 333 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:33,399 Speaker 1: Uh And I just read a story about something called Jewel, 334 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 1: which is this slickly designed e cigarette that looks like 335 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:42,080 Speaker 1: a USB drive, tastes like candy, and apparently it's taking 336 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:46,119 Speaker 1: over America's middle and high schools uh at right now, 337 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,520 Speaker 1: um to the point that they actually UH spoke with 338 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,560 Speaker 1: a principle at a school who said that there's this 339 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,159 Speaker 1: like massive wave coming and you can see it, to 340 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,840 Speaker 1: the point that all the freshmen and sophomores are using 341 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 1: the Jewel thing in class basically. Uh and but juniors 342 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,400 Speaker 1: and seniors aren't. So it just like nailed this demographic 343 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 1: of like middle school students. Uh, it's they It all 344 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,080 Speaker 1: tastes like candy. It tastes delicious. Uh, and it's meant 345 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:17,679 Speaker 1: to yes, it's so. The way that they are selling 346 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,120 Speaker 1: this and getting away with this is they're claiming this 347 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,840 Speaker 1: is a smoking cessation product. This is just meant for 348 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,480 Speaker 1: people who currently smoke. It's a safer way to do that, 349 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:31,240 Speaker 1: just to get that feeling of blowing a cloud out right. However, Um, 350 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,440 Speaker 1: some things that contradict that it tastes like candy, and 351 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,440 Speaker 1: the design makes it easy to disguise as a USB drive, 352 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:41,520 Speaker 1: So that's weird. One pod has twice the nicotine of 353 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,600 Speaker 1: a pack of cigarettes. And uh, they don't have a 354 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,159 Speaker 1: system of like nicotine tapering like you would in an 355 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,479 Speaker 1: actual smoking cessation program. Instead, uh, you just start just 356 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:57,119 Speaker 1: nailing yourself with even more nicotine. Um. And then the 357 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:01,520 Speaker 1: fact that they have successfully marketed it to just such 358 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,640 Speaker 1: a specific demographic that you can actually like see the 359 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,359 Speaker 1: cliff where I live. I live by a middle school, 360 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,680 Speaker 1: and I see spent jewel cartridges all over my neighborhood. Yeah, 361 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: I mean it's like, well, it's weird. At first, I 362 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,760 Speaker 1: was like, oh, I think somebody's smoking like a PAXs era. 363 00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:16,800 Speaker 1: Like there's like a weed one that it looks like, 364 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,720 Speaker 1: which is like a very sleek stick and you put 365 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,119 Speaker 1: the cannabis oil pot on the top and it's like 366 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,359 Speaker 1: the same thing. So when I saw I was like, oh, 367 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,679 Speaker 1: I shop, look at this, And then I sounded like, 368 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,680 Speaker 1: what the funk is this jewel ship? Yea, and yeah, 369 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,680 Speaker 1: there's it's more and more. We've been seeing rit ups 370 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,280 Speaker 1: about the new wave that the kids love vapor now, 371 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 1: and so if you google this, uh, you'll see a 372 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,880 Speaker 1: lot of things that are like big tobacco doesn't want 373 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,199 Speaker 1: you to know how safe vaping is. But if you 374 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,640 Speaker 1: look at the u r l s on those pages, 375 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,040 Speaker 1: they all have the word vape in them. It's like 376 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 1: vapeing dot Com, vape truth dot isn't the vaping stuff 377 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,040 Speaker 1: all owned by tobacco people. So that's the other thing, 378 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,320 Speaker 1: is like there's a lot of evidence that it is. 379 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,040 Speaker 1: It's just I don't mind it when people say I 380 00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 1: like vaping, it's your life. But it's just when cigarettes 381 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,200 Speaker 1: came out, tobacco people were like, it's safe, and that's 382 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,560 Speaker 1: proven that it's not. And it's so obvious that as 383 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,040 Speaker 1: soon as cigarettes went down, tobacco people who are making millions, 384 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:15,440 Speaker 1: they're not gonna go, Okay, well we'll just let burnout obviously, 385 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:20,360 Speaker 1: just buy a new product. Vaping it's more possibly weird. Yes, 386 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:24,440 Speaker 1: I mean as somebody who was hooked on smoking cessation 387 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,600 Speaker 1: products longer than I smoked. Uh yeah, I was like 388 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:32,159 Speaker 1: I was doing the nicarette. I was doing a patch snooze, 389 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 1: which is not not a safe alternative, but it's like 390 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,160 Speaker 1: one of a little pass Yeah, you can passed out 391 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,520 Speaker 1: the first one because sixteen I did it. Me and 392 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,320 Speaker 1: my homies and things like Chris and I and Alex. 393 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,600 Speaker 1: We were on our backs in my front yard. My 394 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,080 Speaker 1: mom was like, what the fund is going on? I 395 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:49,440 Speaker 1: was like yeah, and none of that ship is good. 396 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,879 Speaker 1: The only way I quit was like a year and 397 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,000 Speaker 1: a half ago. I was finally like all right, I'm 398 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,119 Speaker 1: just not going to do any of that ship. And 399 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,520 Speaker 1: I was a wreck for twenty four hours and then 400 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,680 Speaker 1: you're over it. But yeah, I mean all this ship 401 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,800 Speaker 1: about like you know, a safe nicotine delivery system, like 402 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 1: you're still addicted to a poison essentially, Well, here come 403 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,439 Speaker 1: the wave of I mean, you're gonna be mad at 404 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:17,840 Speaker 1: saying yes, but yeah, you like to blow your robot 405 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,200 Speaker 1: dicks in public and some of them explode and you'll 406 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,480 Speaker 1: face I think I've heard stories like that. I mean, again, 407 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,720 Speaker 1: I get why people like to vape, because I'm a 408 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,679 Speaker 1: huge smoker, like of weed. And for a while I 409 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,239 Speaker 1: realized this sensation of just blowing out smoke like there 410 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,359 Speaker 1: was more of an oral fixation than perhaps just that 411 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,960 Speaker 1: I wanted to smoke weed. Then I realized, no, it's 412 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,600 Speaker 1: just part of who I am. But yeah, I can 413 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,760 Speaker 1: see the why people want to do it. But it's 414 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,000 Speaker 1: interesting when people get so defensive about It's like, you know, 415 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,520 Speaker 1: if people don't think you're vaping looks as tight as 416 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,600 Speaker 1: you think it looks, there's no reason to come at them. 417 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,359 Speaker 1: Just keep it rocking. It's how it's how to admit 418 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,080 Speaker 1: that you're wrong though, like anyone even maybe you know, 419 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,600 Speaker 1: I'm sure, but it's not even a right or wrong thing, 420 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,760 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like it's like a 421 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,480 Speaker 1: style of thing. It's like, I like to smoke this 422 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,760 Speaker 1: vape and if you've like, he's very like you'll you know, 423 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,480 Speaker 1: for the last three years and someone goes, you're wrong, 424 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 1: you shouldn't stop that, right, But I've got it for 425 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 1: three years and I love it. So if you're doing 426 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,520 Speaker 1: it instead of smoking cigarettes for the past three years, 427 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:16,560 Speaker 1: that's probably a better choice. Uh, And yeah, more power 428 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,960 Speaker 1: to you. But I do think just we kind of 429 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,480 Speaker 1: lost sight of big tobacco. It was like a thing 430 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,280 Speaker 1: that we thought we had dealt with. And because the 431 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,600 Speaker 1: Truth campaign the truth, I think the Truth campaign really 432 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,359 Speaker 1: hurt our ability to hate big tobacco because the Truth 433 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,520 Speaker 1: campaign was so whack. It was like, yeah, kids, get 434 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,080 Speaker 1: ready for a truth bomb came through and this guy 435 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,879 Speaker 1: kick flipped over a pack of cigarettes. It's just like 436 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,240 Speaker 1: super whack. And I think if the Truth campaign wasn't 437 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,640 Speaker 1: created by Big Tobacco, it might as well have been 438 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,640 Speaker 1: because it was like so whack and just like made being. 439 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,359 Speaker 1: But all those commercials they do pat themselves on the 440 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,000 Speaker 1: back about how youth smoking has gone down, but I 441 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,399 Speaker 1: guess maybe because now they're just vaping. Yeah. Well, and 442 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,520 Speaker 1: also I think because every year kids get some like 443 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,040 Speaker 1: that's an actual i Q test fact that every yr 444 00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,840 Speaker 1: kids get smarter. And also information has become much easier 445 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,040 Speaker 1: to find and not I don't like that idea because 446 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,240 Speaker 1: I'm I'm out here living like we're the smartest people 447 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,720 Speaker 1: on earth. Yeah, and I don't want to know that 448 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,080 Speaker 1: kids are getting smart, No, totally. I mean up until us, 449 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,199 Speaker 1: and then they started getting dumber for some reason. So 450 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 1: we were the peak. Yeah, definitely, Okay, dignity maintain, but yeah, 451 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,920 Speaker 1: I think it's time to you know, the food industry 452 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:32,040 Speaker 1: is using a lot of the big tobacco techniques to 453 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,400 Speaker 1: addict people and you know, kill people, and it's really 454 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,800 Speaker 1: bad for us. But we shouldn't lose sight of the 455 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,359 Speaker 1: fact that big tobacco is still out here, big vape. 456 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,080 Speaker 1: Even though this jewel thing is not made by one 457 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,240 Speaker 1: of the big tobacco companies, it's made by two Stanford 458 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,160 Speaker 1: design grads who are just like two tech bros who 459 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,360 Speaker 1: are like, we just wanted to disrupt the industry, and 460 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,080 Speaker 1: one of them had a background to Apple design. And 461 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,919 Speaker 1: you know, they're making billions of dollars off of addicting 462 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,040 Speaker 1: middle school students. So I don't know, it kind of 463 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,560 Speaker 1: makes sense if you like money more than you like 464 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,800 Speaker 1: strangers far away from you, right, like you kind of 465 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,200 Speaker 1: don't care? Yeah, right, Yeah, Like the Jewel y'all. Do 466 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,040 Speaker 1: you mean people care though that? Like if you tell 467 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 1: someone that vaping is bad, do you think that it matters? 468 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,800 Speaker 1: Like I know that riding a motorbike makes you more 469 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,000 Speaker 1: likely to die than riding a car. Yeah, I still 470 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 1: do it because I love it. I don't think it's 471 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:29,480 Speaker 1: s I don't think it's gonna make anybody who's currently 472 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:34,359 Speaker 1: vaping be like you know what, But I think it 473 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,280 Speaker 1: might make kids. I think if you're around young kids, 474 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 1: you could just look at and be like, yo, knock 475 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,800 Speaker 1: that ship off and smoke this weed, because exactly that 476 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,240 Speaker 1: Jeweling doing shit right. That's my advice of the kids. Man, 477 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:49,680 Speaker 1: don't let me. You're gonna looks you sell Yeah, middle schools. Yeah, 478 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,119 Speaker 1: because I'm like, yo, I'm like, oh, you need to 479 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,080 Speaker 1: pack airpot. I'm like the fund is this Jewels ship 480 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,400 Speaker 1: trying to creep on the market. All Right, We're gonna 481 00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:06,440 Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back. M h 482 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,200 Speaker 1: And we're back. And uh So we wanted to talk 483 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:16,320 Speaker 1: about just the messiest group of middle two uh late 484 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,040 Speaker 1: stage old white men that you've ever encountered. They're just 485 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:26,720 Speaker 1: like such a bitchy, uh sewing circle. But So Trump 486 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:31,199 Speaker 1: came out today on talking about Giuliani. Uh. And you know, 487 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:35,040 Speaker 1: he and Giuliani had come together, uh and talked about 488 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,320 Speaker 1: the strategy where they were gonna, you know, say that 489 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 1: Trump gave the money to his lawyer Cohen. Uh and 490 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,359 Speaker 1: you know that was going to save them from getting 491 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,320 Speaker 1: in trouble for campaign finance. And now it turns out 492 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,639 Speaker 1: that's not true. Uh. And in fact, they are still 493 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,280 Speaker 1: in trouble. And now Trump has totally throwing Juliana. I 494 00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 1: love Julianni. Now he went on Sean, how does he show, 495 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,760 Speaker 1: which is basically Trump's wet dream, Yeah, and he basically 496 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: just went, oh, oh Trump knows. He totally knows. And 497 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,120 Speaker 1: even Handy had that more He's like, oh he did 498 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,520 Speaker 1: like like I don't even know if he tried to 499 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,040 Speaker 1: act surprise, like as if he didn't know the whole 500 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:22,200 Speaker 1: time that Sean Handy has been lying to the American people. Yeah, 501 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,760 Speaker 1: but it was funny his reaction when he said that. 502 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: He goes, oh, he reimbursed, He goes, oh. I don't 503 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:30,160 Speaker 1: think he was supposed to say this. I think it 504 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,679 Speaker 1: was a situation because like Sara Huckabee, Sanders obviously know 505 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,320 Speaker 1: she's lying to people, but she didn't know that they 506 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,800 Speaker 1: had decided to tell that lie, so she was hurt. 507 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,719 Speaker 1: When she was inside the White House, she was like, 508 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,280 Speaker 1: I didn't know until I didn't know we were talking 509 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 1: about that until he went on. And then her battle 510 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,680 Speaker 1: with April Ryan was extended because look, April Ryan shout 511 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,679 Speaker 1: out to Abriel Ryan because you don't funk around and 512 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,720 Speaker 1: you'll tell you will call Sarah Sanders at all the time. 513 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,000 Speaker 1: But Sarah Sanders reacted pretty crazily to her because she 514 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 1: was April Ryan was like, oh, but you seemed like 515 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Speaker 1: you were blindside. Are you hurt by that? And she goes, look, 516 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,160 Speaker 1: you don't know me, like basically what Sarah Sanders said her, 517 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,000 Speaker 1: You don't know me, you don't know anything. You don't 518 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,080 Speaker 1: know how I feel or whatever. It's like Sid always 519 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,159 Speaker 1: looks hurt. Yeah I know, And that's like that's the 520 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,080 Speaker 1: kind of thing you say when you're a hurt teenager, 521 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You don't know me? A 522 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,160 Speaker 1: really like sweet woman like who have worked with her, 523 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,159 Speaker 1: Like she keeps in touch with everybody she's ever worked with, 524 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,520 Speaker 1: and it's just like the nicest person. I don't think 525 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,920 Speaker 1: I don't think she has. I mean, clearly she might 526 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 1: not be the most scrupulous person, but she definitely not 527 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,560 Speaker 1: the most scrupulous, but like, yeah, I don't know. God, 528 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,160 Speaker 1: it almost hurts to know that she would be like, hey, Miles, 529 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,920 Speaker 1: how have you been. I'm like, we worked that one 530 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,800 Speaker 1: job together when I worked at the coach store at 531 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 1: the mall. Like everybody who's ever worked with her like 532 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,360 Speaker 1: loves her. Granted they all might be weird fucking Republicans, 533 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:50,080 Speaker 1: but she's supposedly a very kind hearted person. I just 534 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 1: read a profile of her where you get the sense 535 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,520 Speaker 1: that she, like a lot of people, just kind of 536 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,760 Speaker 1: got swept into this thing and you know, getting off, 537 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,160 Speaker 1: Sarah had had a sense that this guy had like 538 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:06,200 Speaker 1: was onto something with his political instincts, and you know, 539 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,760 Speaker 1: just let that blinder to the fact that she was 540 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,080 Speaker 1: gonna have to be lying to America for a living. 541 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,280 Speaker 1: But again, it's the same thing it's going back to, 542 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,160 Speaker 1: it's hard to admit that you're wrong once once you're 543 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,640 Speaker 1: in you're in, yeah, because you'll look like a chump 544 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,320 Speaker 1: if you just go, oh, that was bad. It's like 545 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 1: it's like the pyramid code. People, you know that there's 546 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,880 Speaker 1: enough evidence, plenty of evidence to prove that that's not 547 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,680 Speaker 1: what it was. You know, the pyramids being electrical conductors. 548 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,440 Speaker 1: But if you spent thirty years of your life working 549 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:41,040 Speaker 1: on this theory, someone's you're like, it is alright, it 550 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,840 Speaker 1: passed me that jewel. I guess it's it's you know, 551 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,000 Speaker 1: it is very hard. And I think that's why also, 552 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,560 Speaker 1: to a lot of Republicans would rather retire than either 553 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,640 Speaker 1: stand up and be honest and say this this president 554 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,520 Speaker 1: is basically her harming my chance of staying in Congress. 555 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,880 Speaker 1: And rather than say I was wrong to embrace this 556 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 1: person that was like, fun, I'm gonna get off and 557 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,480 Speaker 1: just make it look like I returned, Which is weird 558 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,720 Speaker 1: because actually, if they stood up and and just told 559 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,960 Speaker 1: the trader chance for re election, yeah, if they stood 560 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 1: up and went, look, I kind of sucked up, but 561 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,240 Speaker 1: like I really intended to do the right thing. But 562 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,400 Speaker 1: I think I sucked up. People would have gone okay, 563 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,040 Speaker 1: because people make mistakes, yeah, exactly, and I think that 564 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,000 Speaker 1: would be the create that. I mean, if the GOP 565 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,640 Speaker 1: really wanted to roll the dice, because I mean, it's 566 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,160 Speaker 1: looking bad either way, just test out a couple of 567 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,920 Speaker 1: Republicans going, you know what I'm not. I'm a Republican, 568 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,880 Speaker 1: but I'm not a Trump agenda Republican. Like, if that's 569 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,600 Speaker 1: someone who is up against you know, like a challenger, 570 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,880 Speaker 1: I might I could be popular with us, but they 571 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,200 Speaker 1: would be able to get you would draw independence though, 572 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 1: is the thing, you know what I mean, Like, he'll 573 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,480 Speaker 1: clearly get the base. They they may abandon or whatever, 574 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:46,680 Speaker 1: but if you're fighting activating that thirty of Americans because 575 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,800 Speaker 1: you need to bring some people over to to maintain 576 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,120 Speaker 1: and also doing stand up like around America, you know, 577 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,800 Speaker 1: you perform to both red and blue. Yeah, and I 578 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,280 Speaker 1: made plenty of red people who are like, you know, 579 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,120 Speaker 1: I'm a Republican, but this is kind of not representing 580 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 1: no right and it makes people who are actually conservatives 581 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,920 Speaker 1: who aren't like sort of about the ideological platform of 582 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,640 Speaker 1: the GOP right now, those people are definitely kind of 583 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,239 Speaker 1: in a weird spot and being like that's why there 584 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,800 Speaker 1: were so many pieces like mourning the Republican Party and 585 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:15,959 Speaker 1: like the last year the wild ride has gone on 586 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 1: and like the last loss of identity. Now, as for 587 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 1: the people who are too close to the administration to 588 00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:26,280 Speaker 1: you know, get away, it just gets real messy, it 589 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,000 Speaker 1: gets chaotic because he changes how he's feeling at any 590 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,160 Speaker 1: given time. Uh and so it's just this clusterfucking backstabbing 591 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:39,120 Speaker 1: and amazing though. Yeah, so what what is this Scott Prue? Okay, 592 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,440 Speaker 1: so Scott Prue, who is the head of the e 593 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,640 Speaker 1: p A. We talked about him enough. He is, Well, 594 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:48,040 Speaker 1: he's just the most corrupt, just kleptocrat ever. Again, let 595 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,240 Speaker 1: me just run a quick list down tot you have 596 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,840 Speaker 1: to speed. He rented a condo from a lobbyist wife 597 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,080 Speaker 1: and then also allowed that lobbyist to submit uh committees 598 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,960 Speaker 1: or submit posts that he needed to fill for a 599 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,840 Speaker 1: science committee. He took a trip to Morocco that was 600 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: planned by a lobbyist. He's smart. He was like announced 601 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,600 Speaker 1: like this smart sector's program that allowed regulated industries to 602 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,320 Speaker 1: have a greater say and how they're regulated. He used 603 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,240 Speaker 1: his siren and flashing lights to get to a dinner 604 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,600 Speaker 1: that he was late for, just like a personal dinner 605 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 1: that he was late for. And then when the person 606 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,760 Speaker 1: who was like on a security detail was like, yeah, 607 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,760 Speaker 1: that's actually not what that's for, he had him demoted 608 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,560 Speaker 1: and like sent elsewhere. Because he's just like an evil 609 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,440 Speaker 1: fucking ship. And there's a rumor that he's never even 610 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:34,360 Speaker 1: touched a tree. Never. It's the state of things. So anyway, 611 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,000 Speaker 1: it suffice it to say he's in a lot of 612 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,760 Speaker 1: hot water. And also like he built like another spy 613 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,600 Speaker 1: proof office in Oklahoma that they're like, you don't need 614 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,960 Speaker 1: a fucking skiff and like a soundproof booth to talk 615 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,600 Speaker 1: in in Oklahoma, no one like. And he also has 616 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,840 Speaker 1: he travels first class everywhere because says if I flat coach, 617 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,440 Speaker 1: the regular plebs will put their hands all over me 618 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,040 Speaker 1: and tell me how evil I am. So that so anyway, 619 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,560 Speaker 1: he has a lot of ship going on. So one 620 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,840 Speaker 1: of his administrators basically tried to get him out of 621 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 1: hot water. One of like I think it was a 622 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,400 Speaker 1: press staffer at the e p A, this guy Michael Abode. 623 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,640 Speaker 1: He went around trying to shop a negative story about 624 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:14,920 Speaker 1: Ryan Zinky, who's the Secretary of the Interior, about how 625 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,120 Speaker 1: Ryan Zinky was actually coordinating to plot against one of 626 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,000 Speaker 1: Pruett's ex staffers to make Pruitt look bad. So basically 627 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,800 Speaker 1: the e p A was trying to plant stories about 628 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,600 Speaker 1: another department to get the heat off of Scott. It 629 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,200 Speaker 1: really does feel like a reality TV show, the whole thing. 630 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,200 Speaker 1: I mean, the the EPA denies it up and down, 631 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:33,920 Speaker 1: but like the journalists are doing, Like we have the 632 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,520 Speaker 1: emails where you're going to a journalist being like, hey, 633 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,520 Speaker 1: so this is what's going on, okay, and you might 634 00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,200 Speaker 1: want to write about this happen and it's just so sloppy. 635 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,640 Speaker 1: And the other thing that I don't know if we 636 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,240 Speaker 1: actually mentioned this is that when the whole Scott Pruitt 637 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,200 Speaker 1: ship started to come out, We're like, God, this is 638 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,920 Speaker 1: a fucking crazy story coming out. Like it was like 639 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:55,400 Speaker 1: a fucking flood of Scott Pruett stories of just like 640 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,840 Speaker 1: all the ship that he did wrong, we just listened off, 641 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,440 Speaker 1: like maybe ten percent of them. Yeah. And then so 642 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,640 Speaker 1: we come to find out according to one of these 643 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:07,160 Speaker 1: trade industry trade magazines, it was actually the work of 644 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:11,880 Speaker 1: disgraced White House domestic abuser Rob Porter. Right, so not 645 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,239 Speaker 1: walk with me here. Rob Porter is the dude who 646 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,719 Speaker 1: was Hope Pick's boyfriend and also had some exs and 647 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,160 Speaker 1: he couldn't get FBI clearance because he was abusive to 648 00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,480 Speaker 1: some exces of his That was why Rob Porter was ousted, 649 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,080 Speaker 1: had had to leave, and it was a big, huge thing, 650 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 1: and everybody John Kelly and trumple oh, he's a good 651 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,600 Speaker 1: guy with Prior to that though, I mean, he had 652 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:35,560 Speaker 1: the like hottest female associate of Trump, Hope Picks, like 653 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,759 Speaker 1: they were dating. He was being rumored to replace John 654 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,200 Speaker 1: Kelly as chief of staff, like he was on a 655 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,600 Speaker 1: fast track. And the only problem was he couldn't get 656 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,359 Speaker 1: FBI clearance because he was a serial domestic abusing. So 657 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,600 Speaker 1: when he got in hot water because someone told legal 658 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,920 Speaker 1: White House Council Don McGann about this, we come to 659 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,080 Speaker 1: find out that that person was one of Scott Pruitt's 660 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,000 Speaker 1: aids named Samantha Drevis, who was since left the E 661 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,359 Speaker 1: p A. But how did she know about all these 662 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,920 Speaker 1: Rob port allegations because she was also a fucking X 663 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,360 Speaker 1: of Rob Porter. So not this guy is dating everybody 664 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,160 Speaker 1: I guess in the administration, administration and so basically Porter 665 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,920 Speaker 1: at that point, when he found out that it was 666 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,640 Speaker 1: his ex that got him in all this trouble, that's 667 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,480 Speaker 1: when he started leaking all this ship to the press 668 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,239 Speaker 1: about Pruitt to get back at her. So this is 669 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,560 Speaker 1: the kind of like it's just it's soap opera. Ship 670 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:29,400 Speaker 1: that's going on. Yeah, it is like the messiest court, 671 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,000 Speaker 1: like the craziest backstabbing royal court ship that you would 672 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,560 Speaker 1: ever read from history. But it's happening because Parliament ever 673 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:39,919 Speaker 1: get this messy Yeah, I'm sure. But the British dead 674 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,640 Speaker 1: and side, Yeah exactly, it's not as animated. It's not. Yeah, 675 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,680 Speaker 1: because this is clearly like oh that funk, I can't 676 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,759 Speaker 1: believe she said that ship. I'm gonna get her now, 677 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,839 Speaker 1: like it's But the crazy thing is, no one even 678 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,440 Speaker 1: in this administration or in this uh in the government 679 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,920 Speaker 1: right now, is even like they're not cunning enough to 680 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,600 Speaker 1: even do like pull off these deceptions in a way 681 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,960 Speaker 1: that people are like, wow, wonder what happened there. It's 682 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,640 Speaker 1: always like, oh, no, equals be equals. See. This is 683 00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,120 Speaker 1: why it's very clear, it's very transparent why everyone is 684 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,040 Speaker 1: behaving the way. I do think it also has to 685 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,240 Speaker 1: do with the fact that there are just NonStop leaks 686 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:15,759 Speaker 1: because the president on the first week of his administration 687 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,800 Speaker 1: just completely alienated the intelligence and all of the people 688 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,920 Speaker 1: who work for him, so like they just get NonStop 689 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,440 Speaker 1: leaks like this is a ship you might get away 690 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,400 Speaker 1: with if it weren't this White House where you know, 691 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,680 Speaker 1: everybody hates them and so they are just being everything 692 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,239 Speaker 1: they do is being leaked to the media. Um, but 693 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,920 Speaker 1: not everyone hates them. Everyone. A lot of the people 694 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:43,799 Speaker 1: I think Kim Jong n like Stronald Trump, yeah, man, 695 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:48,040 Speaker 1: based on how they're warming up. Yeah, so yeah, I 696 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,440 Speaker 1: mean clearly they you know, they did say that they 697 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,799 Speaker 1: are possibly going to be releasing like all U S 698 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,919 Speaker 1: State detainees there in North grew, which is a huge thing, 699 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,160 Speaker 1: which is not normal. Yeah, three of them. So that's 700 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,880 Speaker 1: an interesting step. Uh. And now they're going to be 701 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,799 Speaker 1: the handshake and that step that he did with the 702 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:08,239 Speaker 1: South Korean privy that was president. It's cool, Like it's 703 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,319 Speaker 1: like suggesting he's not his dad, right right, Yeah, and 704 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,879 Speaker 1: that's kind of potentially a good step forward. Yeah. He's 705 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,520 Speaker 1: a millennial man, you know what I mean. Yeah, so 706 00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,600 Speaker 1: you just gotta get on it. Give him some jewels 707 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,960 Speaker 1: and ship selet's bring that technology over hopefully, don't be 708 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,960 Speaker 1: like and these are the jewels, You're gonna love these 709 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,319 Speaker 1: better than cigarettes. But yeah, they will be meeting soon 710 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,439 Speaker 1: and things. It looks like for the amount of people 711 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,480 Speaker 1: that are saying that Trump should get the Nobel Fries. 712 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,440 Speaker 1: You think that clearly people think this meeting will go 713 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:39,120 Speaker 1: very well. Right. So the one thing that people have 714 00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,440 Speaker 1: been reporting on this North Korean movie that we haven't 715 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,120 Speaker 1: had a chance to watch, but it's like their most 716 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:50,600 Speaker 1: famous uh not that one, not the official most famous movie, 717 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,439 Speaker 1: but it is a five part work of propaganda, as 718 00:37:56,480 --> 00:38:00,480 Speaker 1: all of their movies in in that country are, uh 719 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,520 Speaker 1: and in every movie, every movie in that country, there's 720 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,280 Speaker 1: definitely an indie film scene. But even let's be honest, 721 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,320 Speaker 1: even here, like even I grew up watching American films 722 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,800 Speaker 1: and you had to be a violent man. Oh my god. Well, 723 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,440 Speaker 1: every Michael Bay film probably pays for the American flag 724 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,319 Speaker 1: companies and the military too to be like, yo, look 725 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,880 Speaker 1: how cool our weapons are. And it works though, Like 726 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,600 Speaker 1: top Gun wasn't Top Gun made for Navy recruitment. Yeah, 727 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,399 Speaker 1: that's how they got access to all of the weaponry. 728 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,440 Speaker 1: And you know the one thing that you really can't 729 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,040 Speaker 1: get it without the sign off of the military as 730 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,359 Speaker 1: aircraft carriers, because you just can't build one of those 731 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,719 Speaker 1: beres like Eccentric, who's like a fucking city and that's 732 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,640 Speaker 1: floating in the middle of the ocean. So they were 733 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,120 Speaker 1: able to get the sign off by basically letting the 734 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,560 Speaker 1: Air Force write a movie for them. Uh, but they 735 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,360 Speaker 1: had a script in what the d O D just 736 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,040 Speaker 1: had like notes basically I think Top Gun. It was 737 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 1: like full of most underwritten by the most interwoven that 738 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:06,440 Speaker 1: it's ever been. I wonder how many like films. NASA's payful. 739 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,520 Speaker 1: They have no money. Eric, they have no money. They 740 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,120 Speaker 1: can't even paid for fucking hoodies for the gift store 741 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,640 Speaker 1: to the gift store to be stocked. Yeah, the funding 742 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,560 Speaker 1: for NASA has been really, really terrible. But I'm still 743 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,040 Speaker 1: working on Clancy project. Oh yeah, they are. But I 744 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,400 Speaker 1: think if you asked anyone at NASA could they use 745 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,000 Speaker 1: more funding, they would say we're dying, we're starving from Yeah. Yeah. 746 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,080 Speaker 1: That's also going back to the smoking thing, like the 747 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,880 Speaker 1: f d A and all of the things that are 748 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,800 Speaker 1: supposed to regulate food and drugs and all that ship 749 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:42,799 Speaker 1: are the most starved government bureautym Yeah exactly, all right. 750 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,440 Speaker 1: Our writer Jay McNabb posted the story about this movie 751 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:51,080 Speaker 1: that's very popular within North Korea, where basically it's a 752 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:55,080 Speaker 1: Japanese reporter thinks that North Korea is bad travels to 753 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:59,240 Speaker 1: North Korea and uh, in a twist, it's actually, uh, 754 00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:04,279 Speaker 1: the most super awesome country is like a Charlie and 755 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:09,920 Speaker 1: Chocolate factory style to North Korea. Right. But so the 756 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:15,280 Speaker 1: entire sort of the the entire climax of this entire 757 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:19,680 Speaker 1: of this five part piece of work of propaganda is 758 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,319 Speaker 1: that the North Korean leader Kim Jong un meets with 759 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,920 Speaker 1: Bill Clinton. Uh So the idea is that Obama is 760 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,239 Speaker 1: too scared to go himself, and so he sends Bill 761 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:34,080 Speaker 1: Clinton and that meeting has played with like triumphant music. 762 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,319 Speaker 1: Because so this is the thing that I think, you know, 763 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,879 Speaker 1: when Trump just immediately was like, yes, I'll meet with them, 764 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:45,239 Speaker 1: lets me So there was like brief moments of that, 765 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,480 Speaker 1: but then people just kind of moved on from it. 766 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,000 Speaker 1: And that was kind of what was brilliant about him 767 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,239 Speaker 1: and probably not intentionally so, but that's what worked out 768 00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:55,759 Speaker 1: so well with him just saying yes immediately, is there 769 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,680 Speaker 1: was no like questioning and not a lot of articles 770 00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:02,720 Speaker 1: pointing out that America has been withholding this meeting for 771 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:07,800 Speaker 1: like generations for you know, he would be he would 772 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:12,440 Speaker 1: and all other presidents have turned it down, Like Clinton 773 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,920 Speaker 1: was the closest we ever came he sent Madeline Albright 774 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,000 Speaker 1: over to you know, scope it out, and they were like, no, 775 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,680 Speaker 1: they're not fanned it not they're not ready for us, 776 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:25,040 Speaker 1: and they we aren't close enough. Uh. And basically this 777 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,640 Speaker 1: is giving him a huge sort of chip in his 778 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:32,480 Speaker 1: hat legitimate because I think that's the thing, is an 779 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,200 Speaker 1: official state visit from the President of the United States. 780 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,960 Speaker 1: It lends legitimacy to whoever they're meeting with, and they've 781 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,200 Speaker 1: always been very careful to not do that because they're like, no, 782 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,120 Speaker 1: your rogue state that we are having to monitor, We're 783 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:46,000 Speaker 1: not going to have diplomatic relations because you're doing things 784 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,839 Speaker 1: that are obstructing us from and getting to that point. So, yeah, 785 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,000 Speaker 1: this is a huge win because in all the propaganda, 786 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,640 Speaker 1: it's like the moment that the president meets, it means 787 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,560 Speaker 1: like and you see we are the we are here, 788 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,160 Speaker 1: we here now, and that that's like the thing that 789 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,440 Speaker 1: some people were just like, oh, were the nuclear weapons 790 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,240 Speaker 1: always just to get a meeting? Was it really? Because 791 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,200 Speaker 1: before everyone was like, well, he doesn't want to lose 792 00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,640 Speaker 1: power and why would he give up his nuclear weapons? 793 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,640 Speaker 1: But it seems like he's opening up to that and 794 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,120 Speaker 1: maybe he is just trying to do the thing that 795 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,959 Speaker 1: his father and his grandfather could never do right. And 796 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,640 Speaker 1: the way that the movie portrays it as happening, them 797 00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:24,399 Speaker 1: getting this huge concession from the United States is through 798 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,759 Speaker 1: their nuclear program and through like getting all these weapons. 799 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,719 Speaker 1: And sure enough, that seems that like, if you live 800 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,160 Speaker 1: in North Korea, it looks like, wow, this work of 801 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,200 Speaker 1: propaganda just came true, Like all of this is happening. 802 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,600 Speaker 1: But also like, you know, you look at a map 803 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,680 Speaker 1: of North Korea, you know, at night, and there's no 804 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,600 Speaker 1: like electricity and there's no internet and stuff, and I 805 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,520 Speaker 1: just think this new Kim He's cool. He wants the internet, 806 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,719 Speaker 1: you know, he wants to crack podcast and the day 807 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,439 Speaker 1: he's like, guys, he wants them that he wants it. 808 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,400 Speaker 1: He wants he wants it. Yeah, I think that's what 809 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,200 Speaker 1: it is. Well, you know, if you're listening, I'm young 810 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,279 Speaker 1: to you, Kim Jong Uh shout shout out to you. 811 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,959 Speaker 1: Let's talk about Dennis Rodman and the nineties Bulls, because 812 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,640 Speaker 1: I know that's your favorite basketball team. But yeah, the 813 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,080 Speaker 1: other details of this, like propaganda field, actually are so 814 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,160 Speaker 1: amazing to me because there's like, you know, the relationship 815 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,040 Speaker 1: between Korea in general and Japan has been tumultuous to 816 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,080 Speaker 1: say the least. Uh. But there's like one character in 817 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,920 Speaker 1: it who is like when it's announced that the US 818 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,799 Speaker 1: will meet with North Korea, there's a quote a pro 819 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:28,200 Speaker 1: US Japanese politician who suffers a stroke upon hearing the 820 00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,640 Speaker 1: news that the character becomes paralyzed from the waist down, 821 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:36,040 Speaker 1: unable to speak and has become impotent and mute, so 822 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,279 Speaker 1: that they go as far as going like this ship 823 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:43,080 Speaker 1: is so powerful the Japanese dude Dick stopped working like ten, 824 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,160 Speaker 1: Like Okay, I don't know if that really underlines the 825 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,799 Speaker 1: fact of how monumental that is, but you know what propaganda. 826 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,759 Speaker 1: Just hearing it, my erection went down, Yeah exactly. I mean, 827 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,080 Speaker 1: I'm have Japanese, so I don't know what I'm gonna 828 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,319 Speaker 1: do after this. I'm gonna have to watch some other 829 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,520 Speaker 1: kind of propaganda. But I also like the idea of 830 00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,239 Speaker 1: like Obama's so shook by Kevin John Good, he gotta 831 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,799 Speaker 1: so he gotta send Bill Clinton absolutely because they could 832 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,759 Speaker 1: get Bill Clinton look alike to like play the role 833 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,799 Speaker 1: or something, because yeah, well there is that. It's a 834 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,239 Speaker 1: weird detail, isn't there Like that one guy. There's like, 835 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,160 Speaker 1: they're a token white guy who defected to North Korea 836 00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,520 Speaker 1: and was like their white guy in so many films. 837 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,120 Speaker 1: I'm not there's a documentary on Netflix work there was 838 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,799 Speaker 1: this dude who Yeah, they they were he was like 839 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:27,120 Speaker 1: their token white guy. But that's small, as is incredibly small. 840 00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:31,359 Speaker 1: Just go over there exactly for all the white men 841 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,799 Speaker 1: out here who are struggle to get roles right now 842 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,440 Speaker 1: because we're trying to diversify, Yo, just kick it over 843 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,560 Speaker 1: to North Korea. Be like, bro, I'll play whatever part 844 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,920 Speaker 1: you need. I mean, I do accent the IMDb over that. 845 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,800 Speaker 1: He must be like number one, he has the market corner, 846 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,239 Speaker 1: and like he has elevated status in North Korea, at 847 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,640 Speaker 1: least at the time of the when the documentary was 848 00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,480 Speaker 1: being shown, Like he lived in like one of the 849 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,200 Speaker 1: nicer buildings where like higher up administration officials are living. 850 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,520 Speaker 1: So he really had a had a little little spot 851 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:03,560 Speaker 1: out there. I might tell my wife, Yeah, if I 852 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,200 Speaker 1: go up goose Egg on another pilot season, we're going 853 00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:11,040 Speaker 1: to Pyongyang. Sorry, um, But just to kind of put 854 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,319 Speaker 1: in perspective how big a step up this is for 855 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,960 Speaker 1: North Korea, Like the reason that they would have the 856 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,520 Speaker 1: climax of their movie about themselves be just meeting with 857 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:25,120 Speaker 1: the president. So their g d P. North Korea's GDP 858 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:30,000 Speaker 1: is twelve point three eight billion dollars. Uh and America's 859 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,799 Speaker 1: smallest state's g d P Vermont. Like not smallest, but 860 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:38,439 Speaker 1: the smallest GDP is Vermont and it's thirty two billion dollars. Wait, 861 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:42,120 Speaker 1: what's Rhode Islands? Rhode Island is cranking out more ship 862 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,160 Speaker 1: than I have a soft spot for Vermont. Shout out Burlington, 863 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,480 Speaker 1: shout out Essex Junction, uh St Michael's College. You know 864 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:57,080 Speaker 1: what I mean? Uh yeah, anyway, like shape we're out here. 865 00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,080 Speaker 1: So yes, for a second, I had a struggle or 866 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,960 Speaker 1: to me, i's like no from I cannot be at 867 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,400 Speaker 1: the bottom of that. I like doing a little bit 868 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,400 Speaker 1: of like because Uka, it's sort of it's okay because 869 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:10,000 Speaker 1: there's no guns, so it's like daring here. I forget. Oh, 870 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,200 Speaker 1: that's actually a noised that people can That's why Jack 871 00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,959 Speaker 1: and Anna duck to the ground. All right, we're gonna 872 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:26,799 Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're 873 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,040 Speaker 1: back and it is Friday, so that means it is 874 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:36,680 Speaker 1: time for Bloyd. Here you go, all right, so we 875 00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:43,320 Speaker 1: almost have the Bloyd trifecta today because the Royal Wedding 876 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,920 Speaker 1: is coming up. We have the Royal Wedding on almost 877 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,600 Speaker 1: every cover. I love the Americans are bulick site by 878 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,839 Speaker 1: the Royal wedding people, sane. I don't get it either. 879 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,120 Speaker 1: And I have the same birthday as Prince Harry. Oh yeah, 880 00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,920 Speaker 1: and I'll say that again. Coincidence, I don't know. I mean, 881 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:05,960 Speaker 1: that's what my mom always says, you're a prince. But 882 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,840 Speaker 1: they like, stop smoking that weed in here, right, my prince. 883 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,399 Speaker 1: But yeah, there's many things so much. I'm surprised though, too, 884 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,960 Speaker 1: that even on the garbage like things like the Inquirer 885 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,200 Speaker 1: and like the Examiner, that they're even talking about the 886 00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:22,640 Speaker 1: Royal wedding, because usually that's Trump's defense block mechanism where 887 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,400 Speaker 1: they let okay and like US Weekly handled a puff 888 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,319 Speaker 1: piece stories for any new listeners. Most of these tabloids 889 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,480 Speaker 1: are published by American Media, Inc. Which is run by 890 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,320 Speaker 1: one of Trump's best friends. He keeps all negative stories 891 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,440 Speaker 1: off the front page about Donald Trump unless about a 892 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,320 Speaker 1: lot of the stories that we see in the tabloids 893 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,840 Speaker 1: appear to have been like dictated by Donald Trump, like 894 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,799 Speaker 1: even they're written in his voice. But this week, after 895 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:51,600 Speaker 1: like five straight weeks of NonStop just like Trump talking points. Uh, 896 00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,799 Speaker 1: it looks like maybe their sales have hit a new 897 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,120 Speaker 1: low because they have just come back strong with all 898 00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:01,359 Speaker 1: royal talk and uh it is some intriguing ship. On 899 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,280 Speaker 1: the cover of the National enquire we have a report 900 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,520 Speaker 1: Harry has been rocked on the eve of his wedding. 901 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:15,759 Speaker 1: Found man eater Megan's secret first hubby. Hush hush. She 902 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,680 Speaker 1: hit her pass from her second husband, who we already 903 00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:22,000 Speaker 1: knew about that she had a previous husband who she divorced. 904 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:26,919 Speaker 1: This guy she got it, ann Old right, I mean, 905 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:31,400 Speaker 1: what is she doing she loves someone before him. She 906 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:35,160 Speaker 1: doesn't get it. She just doesn't get it. But when 907 00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,120 Speaker 1: you go on the inside of the magazine, there is 908 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:42,879 Speaker 1: no identification for the person. Uh they say if it's confirmed, 909 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,480 Speaker 1: So they haven't confirmed it. They're just putting this out there. Uh. 910 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:50,919 Speaker 1: And basically the entire substance of the article is that 911 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,600 Speaker 1: they called Buckingham Palace for a confirmation and then there 912 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,120 Speaker 1: was a photo shoot that afternoon with the two of 913 00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:00,280 Speaker 1: them and they looked strained their body language at Spurt 914 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,000 Speaker 1: said that it looked like they were in a fight, 915 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,799 Speaker 1: so they're like, we asked about it. Now they look 916 00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,840 Speaker 1: angry at each other. It's definitely true. And the person 917 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,480 Speaker 1: that we're just saying is a body language expert, said yes, strained, 918 00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,640 Speaker 1: So she yawned at one point and I couldn't believe it. 919 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,680 Speaker 1: I mean, they have a fortnight. His jaw was tensed 920 00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,600 Speaker 1: and her posture was upright, So that's how you can 921 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,920 Speaker 1: tell that he may have been chewing something and she 922 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,120 Speaker 1: has good postures. Doomed, what do you got over there? 923 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:33,320 Speaker 1: I have the in Touch magazine and tells all Matts 924 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,839 Speaker 1: and Monster so it's got nothing to do, but there 925 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,440 Speaker 1: is a little bit on the side. There is a 926 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:41,759 Speaker 1: How's wild night with a strippers still got a little 927 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,279 Speaker 1: bit of a royalty. Now. I've my interaction with people 928 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,640 Speaker 1: who have come to l A from the UK, when 929 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,680 Speaker 1: I've visited a strip club with them, They're always like, 930 00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:52,600 Speaker 1: we don't really have this in the UK, at least 931 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,520 Speaker 1: not in the style that the U s. It's just 932 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,440 Speaker 1: not it's not as accepted as it is here, like 933 00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,239 Speaker 1: like you know, we do have them, right, but it's 934 00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,400 Speaker 1: not like it's more taboo, like just you don't want 935 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,160 Speaker 1: to be seen coming out of a strip club. Yeah, 936 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,080 Speaker 1: and also you kind of only go if you're on 937 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,200 Speaker 1: a bachelor pie thing. Well yeah, stagg Do is a 938 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,719 Speaker 1: bachelor pie and a bachelor right as a Hindu. And 939 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,239 Speaker 1: you know, I remember when I first came here, someone 940 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:15,600 Speaker 1: was like, let's go get a drink, and we went 941 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,160 Speaker 1: to get drink as strips the jumbos and it was weird. 942 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,759 Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was, but it was just weird. 943 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,000 Speaker 1: And because we're all like a little bit like in 944 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:29,319 Speaker 1: notting Hill, my goodness, your breast, where do I look? 945 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,400 Speaker 1: In fact, in fact, my bachelor pie in America, everyone 946 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,919 Speaker 1: went to the strip club. I just went home. Oh wow, 947 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:42,160 Speaker 1: it's weird. It's just weird because I just didn't I 948 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,080 Speaker 1: can't be The thing is like the women in the 949 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,720 Speaker 1: strip clubs are smart, They're taking our money like anything 950 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,840 Speaker 1: good for you. But I just don't know where to 951 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,239 Speaker 1: look because I'm trying to be a polite anything. That's 952 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,719 Speaker 1: how I got my wife by being light and respectful 953 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,080 Speaker 1: of her body and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, the club is 954 00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:02,320 Speaker 1: a very place where suddenly you are in a bizarro 955 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:06,239 Speaker 1: dimension where it's just toxic masculinity. Is the name of 956 00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:07,960 Speaker 1: the game, but Waly as well. I remember what I 957 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,719 Speaker 1: went to one in the UK. I kind of worked 958 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,880 Speaker 1: as a pimp a little bit because there was this 959 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,120 Speaker 1: lovely lady who's a stripper, and I told her from 960 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:16,360 Speaker 1: the very beginning, I was like, just so you know, 961 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,320 Speaker 1: I'm not going to spend money on dancers, so I 962 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:19,880 Speaker 1: don't want you to waste your time with me. And 963 00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,239 Speaker 1: she's like, it's all right, we'll just have a chat. 964 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,120 Speaker 1: And I ended up talking to her, and every single 965 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,000 Speaker 1: time I saw a guy just sort of wandering around 966 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,160 Speaker 1: looking a bit lost, I went, hey, that guy, got 967 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,759 Speaker 1: check him out. She would do that, she'd give him 968 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,400 Speaker 1: a little dancing, and she'd come back and buy me 969 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,120 Speaker 1: a drink. And I was like, that's right, you buy 970 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,200 Speaker 1: me a drink. It sounds cool, but it sounds like 971 00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:42,359 Speaker 1: you were more of a wingman. You got to excuse me, sir, 972 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:45,440 Speaker 1: what do you think of my friend over there? Okay, 973 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,680 Speaker 1: so presumably Harry went to a strip club in the 974 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:54,280 Speaker 1: United Kingdom in though it's like it's not even topical 975 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:58,520 Speaker 1: basically that the woman he's getting married with Megan Megan Markle, 976 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,480 Speaker 1: she's American, right, Yes? Um? She found out about this, 977 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,360 Speaker 1: and she was furious, which is kind of believable. Sometimes 978 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,200 Speaker 1: my wife gets annoyed about something that I did when 979 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:12,040 Speaker 1: I was twelve, and I can't go back in the past. Um, 980 00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,319 Speaker 1: But yes, it happened in twelve. Maybe that's why the 981 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:18,279 Speaker 1: Aztecs was so I'm happy about this, but they knew 982 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:19,440 Speaker 1: this would be the end of the world. But this 983 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,400 Speaker 1: is what the stripper said. His hands were everywhere, his 984 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,480 Speaker 1: mouth was everywhere. It was a cinder at a moment, 985 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,799 Speaker 1: which I don't think she's seen the cartoons. He just 986 00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:35,000 Speaker 1: over he how's his shoe fin? Also like he had 987 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,279 Speaker 1: a stripper when he was single? You know, he's a 988 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:42,480 Speaker 1: six years ago. This is what I love about the 989 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,320 Speaker 1: way these magazines operate, is that you can just put 990 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,200 Speaker 1: whatever the funk you want and then use the lamest 991 00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,279 Speaker 1: way to tie it all together inside the magazine to 992 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:53,719 Speaker 1: avoid like actually slandering anyone or whatever. So basically, he 993 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,600 Speaker 1: was his bodyguard went to get like some girls around 994 00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:00,960 Speaker 1: the pool area in his hotel, and she walked in. 995 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:04,160 Speaker 1: Harry was naked playing a game of strip billiards, and 996 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:10,960 Speaker 1: I was like, naked already? How bad? This? Yeah? Right off? 997 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,320 Speaker 1: And then she said he definitely had a royal body, 998 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,640 Speaker 1: and I went, yeah, now he does, but like little 999 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,560 Speaker 1: bodies a long time. Do you not remember Henry the eighth. 1000 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:25,439 Speaker 1: Does the royal body mean good? Well, now it means good. 1001 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,319 Speaker 1: He's military trained and he looks good and he's like 1002 00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:33,319 Speaker 1: the exception. Somebody has to Prince Philip spent their life 1003 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:37,759 Speaker 1: sitting down. You know. Her story should have been, you know, oh, 1004 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,440 Speaker 1: I went up to him and I kissed him and 1005 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:45,560 Speaker 1: then he cut my head off. That's a real royal story. 1006 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,200 Speaker 1: And then it ended like this so fast. This is 1007 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,160 Speaker 1: the thing as well. She she went up to him 1008 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,839 Speaker 1: and she said, I'm from England as well, and he 1009 00:53:52,920 --> 00:54:00,200 Speaker 1: said we could be related, which was like upline is 1010 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,040 Speaker 1: like you might be royal blood, but also like in 1011 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,319 Speaker 1: a sexual way, which I guess royals are down left right, 1012 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,279 Speaker 1: They like would kind of sleep with their cousins if 1013 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,920 Speaker 1: they did, twenty three and me, it would be a 1014 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,200 Speaker 1: very small jame bro Yeah, it would be like I 1015 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,799 Speaker 1: mean that could also be a sense of humor, like 1016 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,239 Speaker 1: if you're Prince Harryson goes I'm from England too, and 1017 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,160 Speaker 1: you go, yeah, maybe we're related. And if you'd be 1018 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:24,080 Speaker 1: a dick. I respect it more so. Supposedly, Megan was 1019 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,719 Speaker 1: very unhappy about the fact that he did that, and 1020 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:30,480 Speaker 1: then her mom told some sense into her. I'm guessing 1021 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:35,840 Speaker 1: she said, he's a prince. Right, shut up now, I 1022 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,960 Speaker 1: want to be on a commemorative plate. My wife is 1023 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,000 Speaker 1: a queen, but she's not an actual queen. You know, 1024 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,239 Speaker 1: if I'm an actual queen and she was interested in me, 1025 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:49,439 Speaker 1: my wife is gone. Yes, oh for sure, um, oh 1026 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,000 Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, And welcome to Queen Talk. We're three 1027 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,480 Speaker 1: dudes talk about the queens that they wish would hit 1028 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,759 Speaker 1: on them so they can free them from there. What 1029 00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:01,560 Speaker 1: was your favorite queen? My favorite queen? God, I would 1030 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,919 Speaker 1: probably say ' Angela Angela. You know, I think he'd 1031 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:08,759 Speaker 1: like Queen Victoria. She used to smoke weed for her 1032 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:13,440 Speaker 1: period crumps. Yes, yes, you know what, I change it 1033 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:18,440 Speaker 1: Detox my other favorite drag queen. Anyway, moving along, Should 1034 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,520 Speaker 1: I open these books and see what's see? I have 1035 00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,120 Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff from like CNN and Time because 1036 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:26,160 Speaker 1: they're getting messy with the royal wedding j A. Yeah, 1037 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,200 Speaker 1: I mean there, there's actually pretty intriguing. So they're talking 1038 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,000 Speaker 1: about how both of her parents are coming. Uh And 1039 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:35,759 Speaker 1: it just sounds like a living romantic comedy. So they 1040 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,000 Speaker 1: split up when she was young, but they're both attending 1041 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,319 Speaker 1: they will fly into the UK to spend time with 1042 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:44,360 Speaker 1: the British royal family, including Queen Elizabeth the Second and 1043 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,880 Speaker 1: the Duke of Edinburgh. Uh And, first of all, we 1044 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:53,440 Speaker 1: saw Thomas Markle, Megan's father, a photograph of him in 1045 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:57,360 Speaker 1: one of these tabloids. He was reading a picture book 1046 00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,759 Speaker 1: that said England on it, and it was just a 1047 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:04,520 Speaker 1: picture book of things in England, like studying up. Well, 1048 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,640 Speaker 1: I've got I've got a picture of Megan's father actually 1049 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,880 Speaker 1: working out, you know, and it says, hey, is megan 1050 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:13,480 Speaker 1: father shedding for the wedding? Does he want to look good? 1051 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,160 Speaker 1: I just love the idea. No, it's true. This is 1052 00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:20,040 Speaker 1: actually the greatest rom com script ever written with Diane 1053 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,520 Speaker 1: Keaton and whoever else is going to play the dad 1054 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,800 Speaker 1: where they haven't seen each other years, it was a 1055 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,640 Speaker 1: little messy do they find love again while they're also 1056 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,799 Speaker 1: trying to navigate all the prim and proper uh nous 1057 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:34,000 Speaker 1: of meeting the queen. Yeah, you pointed out that the 1058 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:37,960 Speaker 1: dad would be played by Louis Anderson, but yeah, but 1059 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,319 Speaker 1: cost playing. That's what he looks like he really does. 1060 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,560 Speaker 1: But the other thing, too, is in us their story 1061 00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,719 Speaker 1: about Megan Markel. She's breaking all the royal rules. Oh 1062 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,959 Speaker 1: my god. And when you open it up, you could 1063 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,120 Speaker 1: fucking knew she couldn't. But you gotta be careful because 1064 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,680 Speaker 1: Diana broke the royal rules and then she ended up 1065 00:56:54,680 --> 00:57:00,400 Speaker 1: getting Assassination's fucking die did so? What she so? The 1066 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:04,560 Speaker 1: problem here is that the first rule she's breaking is 1067 00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,839 Speaker 1: that she is asking for a lemon elder flower cake. What. Yes, 1068 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:20,400 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I know I'm sick of this. How did 1069 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,000 Speaker 1: you already have a broken bottle in your pocket? Put 1070 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:28,040 Speaker 1: that down? I don't want to get glassed in here, Americans. 1071 00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,040 Speaker 1: This will be the first time. This is the the 1072 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,320 Speaker 1: deviation from the multi tiered fruit cake, which is standard. 1073 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,480 Speaker 1: But I'm not sure if the quote just says uh. 1074 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,760 Speaker 1: In doing so, they broke an agel tradition honored by 1075 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,919 Speaker 1: Prince William, Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Victoria, and more 1076 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,479 Speaker 1: so at least Queen Victoria. I mean, just have two cakes. 1077 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,080 Speaker 1: I think they can afford it. Yeah, but you know, bridezillas, man, 1078 00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:53,120 Speaker 1: guess what Royal family now you're dealing with on saying, 1079 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,560 Speaker 1: is the fact that Queen Elizabeth has even survived this 1080 00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,439 Speaker 1: long through this process? Yeah, I mean she's a hero. 1081 00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,280 Speaker 1: She is a hero. And again I think she's an 1082 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:06,440 Speaker 1: artificial intelligent robot. She's not a real queen. She's a 1083 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,280 Speaker 1: brain that they're keeping alive, a consciousness. Mate. If my 1084 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,720 Speaker 1: great grandma is a hundred years old now, it's still alive. 1085 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,880 Speaker 1: If my great grandma, who lives in the Pole village 1086 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,920 Speaker 1: in France, can survive this long, the queen is going 1087 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,680 Speaker 1: to be like a thousand years al right, exactly. Yeah, 1088 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,880 Speaker 1: for not having done too much, although I love watching 1089 00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:24,480 Speaker 1: her drive, so the other thing that she's doing. And 1090 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:27,640 Speaker 1: if you're listening, please take your pearls off and put 1091 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,720 Speaker 1: them in a safe because prepared to clutch them so 1092 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,960 Speaker 1: hard they will shatter. And I'm again, Eric, please forgive. 1093 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,440 Speaker 1: I'm angry, I know, but I have to just as 1094 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,800 Speaker 1: a as another half African American woman is making her 1095 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,840 Speaker 1: way to your country. Rather than having a chief brides maid, 1096 00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:49,480 Speaker 1: she's having a maid of honor. What. Sorry, my beautiful 1097 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:54,160 Speaker 1: cot I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Eric. If I could, I 1098 00:58:54,200 --> 00:59:01,040 Speaker 1: will try to use the proper channel throat. Change the 1099 00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:07,080 Speaker 1: rules now, Miles, and then god, do I even dare 1100 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,960 Speaker 1: open the other one? I mean I already have just 1101 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,240 Speaker 1: you know, a all of your countrymen's have asked me 1102 00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,400 Speaker 1: to like go back to my country in the last 1103 00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,040 Speaker 1: year since I've been here. But Miles, you may have succeeded. 1104 00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:21,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back and tell them about do you 1105 00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:26,280 Speaker 1: know what Americans like the elderflower? This had made of honor? 1106 00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,200 Speaker 1: And then the other thing and okay magazine is they 1107 00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:32,160 Speaker 1: were saying, oh, she could be cursed because she might 1108 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:36,600 Speaker 1: wear Diana's ring or you know that's a scientific fact 1109 00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:38,880 Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, so that's how that works. Can I 1110 00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,480 Speaker 1: just say it's actually very smart of these magazines to 1111 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:45,040 Speaker 1: all have different storylines because then I want to hear 1112 00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,960 Speaker 1: about all of them, putting them all together. And that's 1113 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,080 Speaker 1: why you let us waste the fifty dollars every week 1114 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:50,600 Speaker 1: to buy all of these tablois, because that's what it 1115 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:52,360 Speaker 1: cost to buy every taboid. And this is what we 1116 00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:53,960 Speaker 1: do for you. We do for you, and they're just 1117 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:58,120 Speaker 1: rotting budget. You know what we'll do as as merch 1118 00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:59,960 Speaker 1: you know, if we do a live tour, maybe just 1119 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,800 Speaker 1: signed copies of boys we've used and we can anyway. 1120 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:06,040 Speaker 1: So again, yeah, they're cursed diamonds. But what's funny is 1121 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:09,000 Speaker 1: on one side it's Harry is mad about the fact 1122 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:12,240 Speaker 1: that Megan loved a person before and then the other magazine, 1123 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,880 Speaker 1: how dare Harry even cast his eyes upon a woman 1124 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,200 Speaker 1: before her? So you know there's a little parallel there. 1125 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,480 Speaker 1: But yeah, it's really it's weirdly, it's kind of relatable, Yeah, 1126 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:24,760 Speaker 1: isn't it. Oh of course, I mean all the time, 1127 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,000 Speaker 1: Like I think that's the thing in a relationship. You'll 1128 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,240 Speaker 1: hear about an X or something you're like, what who? 1129 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,000 Speaker 1: And then the thing we always say is you you 1130 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,440 Speaker 1: know I did date people before I met you, right, 1131 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,520 Speaker 1: But what's really difficult is that you know now, you know, 1132 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,360 Speaker 1: if I have a little argument my wife, I can't 1133 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:45,160 Speaker 1: turn around and go I am a prince, right exactly? Yeah. Uh, 1134 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,080 Speaker 1: we'll take your emerald jewels off and stop giving me 1135 01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,200 Speaker 1: lemon elder flower cake. I can command this butler to 1136 01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,439 Speaker 1: self immolate if I wanted to, and he would listen 1137 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,760 Speaker 1: to me. Uh. But my favorite headline, by the way, 1138 01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,440 Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with the royal wedding it 1139 01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:02,920 Speaker 1: is I beat subway perv Jared to a pulp. It 1140 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,920 Speaker 1: is a guy who was in prison with Jared, and 1141 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,000 Speaker 1: they have a picture of Jared just with his eyes 1142 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,560 Speaker 1: black and blue? God, how did they get that? What 1143 01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:13,920 Speaker 1: did Jared do? Again? I can't remember child porn? Right, 1144 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:18,120 Speaker 1: That's why I remember the aids because of South Park. 1145 01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,840 Speaker 1: It's the thing was, yes, the child pornography, and that's bad. 1146 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:25,960 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Wait, So they're saying that they got to 1147 01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:28,560 Speaker 1: interview with a dude who just claimed to a tabloid 1148 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,000 Speaker 1: that already regularly deceives people that he's the guy who 1149 01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,680 Speaker 1: beat up Jared and Joe. They photo shopped the picture 1150 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,240 Speaker 1: to prove it. It looks it is not a very 1151 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,480 Speaker 1: good photoshop, the equivalent of someone just drawing, like with 1152 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,240 Speaker 1: a black pan on it, like a newspaper, like, look 1153 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,200 Speaker 1: at that black guy and I'm missing tooth. Wait, so 1154 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:48,000 Speaker 1: he just called from prison said, yeah, beat up Jared. Yeah, 1155 01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:52,400 Speaker 1: gave the details. You get on it's Mother's Day and 1156 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,800 Speaker 1: you get one cold national enquir Yeah. I beat the 1157 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,480 Speaker 1: ship out of Jared Fogel. Isn't he in protective custody? 1158 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:03,680 Speaker 1: I gotta go? Is in protective cust today, i'd imagine. 1159 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,160 Speaker 1: I mean, I know, people with certain kinds of crimes, 1160 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,880 Speaker 1: you know, like are definitely treated more violently by inmates 1161 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,920 Speaker 1: when they say, like if you're like a rapist or 1162 01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:14,160 Speaker 1: child molester, and it kind of makes sense. Yeah, oddly enough, 1163 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:16,200 Speaker 1: you'll find another form of justice. I try and be 1164 01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:18,880 Speaker 1: a respectful person to like all eight billion people on 1165 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:21,240 Speaker 1: this planet. You know, we've all got weird things. But 1166 01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:24,680 Speaker 1: if you like child porn, you deserve a bloody slap 1167 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:28,200 Speaker 1: in the face, mate, exactly. No elder flower cake for them, actually, 1168 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:33,520 Speaker 1: I would say all of it, but punishment, this elder 1169 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,960 Speaker 1: flower cake. Eric. It's been a pleasure having you. Man. 1170 01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,800 Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Just on the older social 1171 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,040 Speaker 1: media's I do a podcast where you know, I live 1172 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,439 Speaker 1: on an island with animals, are sentient and smoke weed 1173 01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:48,320 Speaker 1: and stuff that's quite weird. And then I do a 1174 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:51,560 Speaker 1: showy called Comedian Cinema Club where we recreate movies live 1175 01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:54,120 Speaker 1: on stage and for the next two months. It's already 1176 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,600 Speaker 1: sold out for some reason. Wow, but it's doing really 1177 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,360 Speaker 1: well in that ay, so it must be a good shot. 1178 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,280 Speaker 1: It's pretty fun, so we go, but it's sold out, 1179 01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:05,520 Speaker 1: so you know, how do people oh, how do people 1180 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,080 Speaker 1: find you? On social media? It's just my name Eric, 1181 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:11,280 Speaker 1: And then you're spelling lamp here l A n p 1182 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:22,200 Speaker 1: h R alright, lamp and then art except with an 1183 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:25,520 Speaker 1: if you type an ugly man, I'm on page two 1184 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:31,760 Speaker 1: of Google. Are you really? Yeah, it's a long story 1185 01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:34,120 Speaker 1: and they gonna do you like that? It was maybe 1186 01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,800 Speaker 1: I read it move was it after? But I read 1187 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,680 Speaker 1: it to do because I know sometimes they'll don't read it. 1188 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,560 Speaker 1: I did. I did a really annoying commercial back in 1189 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:42,240 Speaker 1: two thousand nine in the UK and my face was 1190 01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:45,120 Speaker 1: on the fucking screen for like twenty seconds. And because 1191 01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:49,000 Speaker 1: I've got quite a weird face, people went on Facebook 1192 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,960 Speaker 1: and they created groups like let's find him and kill him. 1193 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,560 Speaker 1: This is one of the groups. Let's rip his gums 1194 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,200 Speaker 1: out and run over them continuously. And I think a 1195 01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:00,360 Speaker 1: hundred thousand people like that. Oh my god, yeah, I 1196 01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:05,920 Speaker 1: mean even my uh, but you're still here. You're a warrior. 1197 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,520 Speaker 1: Thanks the word Still No, I cannot find it. Okay, 1198 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:14,920 Speaker 1: maybe he's not American? Good Oh fuck, yeah, I'm just 1199 01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:17,120 Speaker 1: looking at him. Yeah, I've been looking down the whole 1200 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,520 Speaker 1: time because I was Miles can find You can find 1201 01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,680 Speaker 1: me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Greg. Find 1202 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:27,800 Speaker 1: me at Jack Underscore O'Brien on Twitter. We are at 1203 01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,240 Speaker 1: Daily Zy Guys on Twitter. We're at the Daily Zyguys 1204 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:33,720 Speaker 1: on Instagram. We have Facebook fan page and a website 1205 01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,160 Speaker 1: Daily zi Guys dot Com where we've post our episodes 1206 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,760 Speaker 1: and our fock no. We link off to the information 1207 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,400 Speaker 1: that we talked about in today's episode, as well as 1208 01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,840 Speaker 1: the song we write out on Miles what is that 1209 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,320 Speaker 1: going to be today? Because we were just doing some 1210 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:51,200 Speaker 1: you know grind, you know UK stuff. Listen, throw it 1211 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:54,920 Speaker 1: to my boys Corrupt FM from the Netflix and BBC 1212 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:58,040 Speaker 1: show people just do nothing. Uh. This track is called 1213 01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:01,120 Speaker 1: heart Monitor Ridthim and I'm about to give y'all bang 1214 01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:04,240 Speaker 1: that lyrical blow to the jaw so, you know, embrace 1215 01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,640 Speaker 1: this little garage hit and you know, wait, so is 1216 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:10,240 Speaker 1: this a joke or is this it is an actual track? 1217 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,440 Speaker 1: But they because the show, they are these like garage 1218 01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:15,880 Speaker 1: m season DJs. They've been putting out albums that should 1219 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,360 Speaker 1: do that are on Spotify. A shout out to the 1220 01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:20,400 Speaker 1: Crupt f M Last tapes also on Spotify. But yeah, 1221 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,000 Speaker 1: this is a track from there which Is this some 1222 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:25,720 Speaker 1: kind of sucking joke? No, oh god, don't worry to aggressive. 1223 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:30,040 Speaker 1: That's probably and your fruitcake has arrived. We've done away 1224 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:33,640 Speaker 1: with the little tea, played elder Farmer. Good night. Alright, guys, 1225 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:36,280 Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for this week. Will be back 1226 01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:42,680 Speaker 1: next week. Have a good weekend by already already, already 1227 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,720 Speaker 1: open up your ears. We are about to drop your 1228 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:56,400 Speaker 1: instant classic. Who they r the floor? Who's that standing 1229 01:05:56,400 --> 01:06:00,880 Speaker 1: in the buff room? You don't over the this blast, 1230 01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:04,120 Speaker 1: may as well think you might be ground flower and 1231 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:11,360 Speaker 1: the hard and by gifficool blots in the draw, by 1232 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:14,120 Speaker 1: lifficool blots in the door, and by differicool blots in 1233 01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,480 Speaker 1: the door. Even iver see down on the floor, like 1234 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:19,680 Speaker 1: difficool blows to the door, by difficol blosts in the door, 1235 01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:24,320 Speaker 1: by differicool blots see down on the floor. Is an 1236 01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,919 Speaker 1: emergency Mason grind the Kilden ncy and someone taken say 1237 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:30,120 Speaker 1: and in the hold some day but bool surger ray 1238 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,920 Speaker 1: ye nine nine nineties an emergen saying Mason bund the 1239 01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:35,960 Speaker 1: Kilden mty and someone take him to a n phones 1240 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,240 Speaker 1: on mipercal side to Ray, I'm kick kid man like 1241 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:41,320 Speaker 1: Van Damn. Who's I'm like with a rough slack, flying 1242 01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,560 Speaker 1: kicks I left for checking with a shrimple black flip 1243 01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,520 Speaker 1: up for Jessica. He puts it the technical the liffical 1244 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:49,000 Speaker 1: cool blocks a Cooper. Were you gonna say? Now we're 1245 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:51,200 Speaker 1: gonna their web basin grind ever are coming for you? 1246 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:54,280 Speaker 1: Bandished off with the dick tommin Cross leaving see up 1247 01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:56,680 Speaker 1: on the hoss sleeping crook back on my son bloss. 1248 01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:59,520 Speaker 1: If you belive my cars, we should grind him up 1249 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:02,840 Speaker 1: on the track track by the back. Wait we saw 1250 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:09,800 Speaker 1: everything to the tree for a week. Yeah, I invented 1251 01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:12,280 Speaker 1: that midpoint reload. It's cool because that it's a great 1252 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,400 Speaker 1: little reference to the garage standard. Is that also says 1253 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:18,800 Speaker 1: the DJ reloading here? I mean, plus, I'm gonna have 1254 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:22,360 Speaker 1: much time to finishing the fun studio say yeah, there's 1255 01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:24,240 Speaker 1: only a minute half launce and that's three minutes a 1256 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:30,919 Speaker 1: totally rat track here the hospital sound like, yeah, that's 1257 01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:33,720 Speaker 1: quite good, but also my lyrics can get it and 1258 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:40,120 Speaker 1: then you hear it again, whole track again, grind gifficool 1259 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:42,280 Speaker 1: Blood to the door back, A cool blood to the 1260 01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:47,120 Speaker 1: door back, Lifficool blood to the dropping down on the floor, Gifficool, 1261 01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:50,000 Speaker 1: blow to the door back Liverpool. Bloods in the door back, 1262 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:55,720 Speaker 1: blood down on the floor is an emergency. Heson grund 1263 01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:59,920 Speaker 1: to Kilda, then see someone taken and then something surgery. 1264 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:04,800 Speaker 1: You just witness musical history and you know I'm as 1265 01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:08,600 Speaker 1: a beautiful little drup. He's Liedite me, mate, I've done 1266 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:09,160 Speaker 1: enough work.