1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:11,680 Speaker 1: It's that time, time time, luck and load. The Michael 2 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: Berry Show is on the air. Good morning, Michaelberry, yield morning, 3 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: Michael Berry. Good morning, Michael, Good morning, Michael, good morning, Sar, 4 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:34,200 Speaker 1: Good morning, Michael, Zay Sailor, Good morning, Elsina, Good morning, Michael. Hello, Hello, 5 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 1: are you there? Good morning you, Michaelberry. How you learned that? 6 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 1: Are ready tomorrow? 7 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 2: Money? 8 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:42,600 Speaker 3: Good mornexcess. 9 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 2: Listen to. 10 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 3: Good morning, Texas. 11 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,199 Speaker 1: Morning, your car, good. 12 00:00:50,080 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 3: Morning Texas onesday. We're happy to talk about everything. 13 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 1: We're not wearing that. 14 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 3: Goody, goody, good lady, good morning week. 15 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 1: That's big, god damn good morning. UFC President Dana White 16 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:36,480 Speaker 1: says they will hold a fight card at the White 17 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 1: House on the two hundred and fiftieth birthday of our 18 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 1: great nation July fourth, twenty twenty six, telling CBS it's 19 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: definitely going to happen and he believes it will be 20 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 1: shown on CBS. UFC just signed a seven point seven 21 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: billion dollars deal with Paramount. 22 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 4: And speaking of big and destination watches, there is talk 23 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 4: of a July fourth go ahead fight America's two hundred 24 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 4: and fiftieth birthday. Next summer, We're we're at the White 25 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 4: House a pretty big venue. 26 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: Is that gonna happen? Daniel? What can you tell us? 27 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: It is definitely going to happen. 28 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 5: I talked to him last night, him being the president, 29 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 5: and I'm flying out there at the end of this 30 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 5: month and I'm gonna sit down and walk him through, 31 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,799 Speaker 5: you know, all the plans and the renderings, and we're 32 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 5: going to start deciding what he wants and doesn't want. 33 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,800 Speaker 5: But yeah, it's definitely going to happen. Well, think about 34 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 5: this when you were just asking me, you know, at 35 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 5: the beginning, how I felt about you know, where we 36 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 5: are today, July fourth, two hundred and fiftieth birthday of 37 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 5: the United States of America, live on CBS from the 38 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 5: White House. 39 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: So wow, I like the live on CBS anytime you 40 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:53,959 Speaker 1: can say that. But were it on the street? Was 41 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: that Ivanka Trump was involved in this? Is that true? 42 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: Getting Yeah? 43 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 5: So when he when he what he called, yeah, when 44 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 5: he called me and asked me, uh to do it, 45 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 5: he said, uh, I want Ivanka in the middle of this. 46 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 5: So Ivanka reached out to me and her and I started, 47 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 5: uh talking about the possibilities where it would be, and 48 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 5: you know, I put together all the renderings. I'm flying 49 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 5: out there at the end of the month and going 50 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,519 Speaker 5: to sit down with those two and start figuring it out. 51 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: Do we know who's fighting? 52 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 5: No, it's it's still almost a year away, and you 53 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 5: know the landscape will change several months. 54 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, we'll be ready, be ready for you. 55 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,160 Speaker 5: Everybody wants to be on this card. 56 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: You know who he ought to have there. You know 57 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 1: who he ought to have fighting, Chattaconi Knakanishi. That's what 58 00:03:52,200 --> 00:04:02,839 Speaker 1: I'm talking about. I've never seen chat Mike, but he's 59 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: hauliflower like you wouldn't believe, you know the old joke. Yeah, 60 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: but you ought to see the other guy. You imagine 61 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: Chad at the White House. Oh, how loud we everybody 62 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:23,359 Speaker 1: was fighting. How loud we we be? Cheerful? Chad goose 63 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: Chad though it be that classic movie scene in the 64 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: world over there, run first run, Let me Chatt. He 65 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 1: is more of a grappler. But can I just tell 66 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,919 Speaker 1: my story? I thought I was a little time. I like, 67 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,800 Speaker 1: in my mind, in my mind, my story, he's like, uh, 68 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: Ralph Mantio is karate kid and he's doing the praying mantis. 69 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 1: Remember that blonde dude, That poor guy, he always gets 70 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,040 Speaker 1: cast as the bad guy and he comes running at 71 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,160 Speaker 1: him and you know, Chad's got the one leg up 72 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,480 Speaker 1: and one down, it's injured. And the dude comes in 73 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: close and he does that, you know, he goes down 74 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:09,600 Speaker 1: on one up on it. So and then on the 75 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 1: screen you see Pean pal Child by Dean Dow and 76 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: there's Chad and then you an hour over to the 77 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 1: side and the music starts playing. What is the what 78 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,760 Speaker 1: is the music that plays with rock when Rocky wins? 79 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:25,919 Speaker 2: Yeah? 80 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And then there's a picture of you and 81 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: me because we have to be in this, and we're 82 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: over to the side and we're you know, before the fight, 83 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 1: we're worried. And then he wins. Remember when they rush 84 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,840 Speaker 1: the stage and he's won. What if it is a song? 85 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 1: And then there's us and we're gotting a lot of 86 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: airtime out of there, and we raise our heads up. Yeah, 87 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 1: and then we go running into the ring because you 88 00:05:56,040 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 1: know that's where the camera's gonna be. You remember what 89 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 1: song plays when you remember there's that moment, the victory moment, 90 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 1: and the song plays, God, okay, well do you remember 91 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 1: I don't think this is it? 92 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:43,040 Speaker 2: I remember, oh this can't be Yes, Oh that's it. 93 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 1: This is going in the distance. Yes, yes, yes, this 94 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 1: is where Yeah, this is that moment when they run 95 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:54,719 Speaker 1: out into the mean. You can't you can't keep it, 96 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 1: can't keep it together. At this point, he's one. You 97 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: can't help it. You just finished your bluebell. That'll be 98 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 1: Chad for a fowl. You want a Polo Creed fought 99 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:21,120 Speaker 1: Pulk Hogan? What did Apollo Creed that fought Hulker? Who 100 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: fought the Hulk? Oh? Rocky did? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 101 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 1: you're right. Who would Who would you want Chad to fight? 102 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: I stink maybe Fetterman? Yeah, I don't want to fight close. 103 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:41,360 Speaker 1: I like FETI. Fetterman comes out in a hoodie with 104 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaker 1: his shorts and his little string being legs. But he's 105 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 1: like six eight or something. Big boy form. Have you 106 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 1: have you ever heard of an upper decker? Well, apparently 107 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 1: our marines will know what this is called. I have 108 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 1: a story to end all stories. I had a buddy 109 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,840 Speaker 1: tell me a story. I asked how things were going. 110 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:07,200 Speaker 1: He'd been through a really nasty breakup, divorce, the whole thing, 111 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 1: and and he has a thing for crazy women. And 112 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: you think me, you think you know what crazy women do? 113 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:23,640 Speaker 1: This is a story. This is a story. I'll buckle 114 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: up the Michael Berry Show. If you've ever had a 115 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 1: house's peering beam or blocking base, there's a cross base 116 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:43,080 Speaker 1: under the house. Oftentimes there is a skirt around your house, 117 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,840 Speaker 1: so you don't see under there. It's just more attractive. 118 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,320 Speaker 1: They'll put them on trailers that put them on houses 119 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,920 Speaker 1: that are elevated. If you're on a slab, then you 120 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:55,480 Speaker 1: wouldn't have noticed this. The good news about a house 121 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:59,560 Speaker 1: being elevated on peering beam is that if you can 122 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,000 Speaker 1: get somebody up under there, you do work on the house, 123 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:08,960 Speaker 1: whereas a slab you're sort of idle up. And that's 124 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: usually where you send in a little bit of tiny 125 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: Mexican because you know, you and I can't fit through 126 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: the regular hole and get up under there, so you 127 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,559 Speaker 1: put a little Mexican up under there. Now, just because 128 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: somebody's a Mexican doesn't mean they have to be illegal. 129 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:26,040 Speaker 1: So one of the things lost in all this that 130 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:31,600 Speaker 1: I'm hearing is that legal Mexicans are commanding higher wages 131 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,439 Speaker 1: because there's fewer of them supply and demand. The demand 132 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:40,760 Speaker 1: did not decrease, it remained static, but the supply decrease, 133 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 1: and we know on our chart that that means the 134 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:47,240 Speaker 1: prices increase. Cabbage patch dolls all of a sudden became 135 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,439 Speaker 1: far more valuable when there are a few fewer of 136 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 1: them that one Christmas. So that little be Mexican fellow. 137 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:58,080 Speaker 1: You got to have certain people to do certain things. Well, 138 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,480 Speaker 1: you got to have marines to fight wars. You got 139 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,439 Speaker 1: to have crazy people, right, You have to have people 140 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:09,079 Speaker 1: who are self denying of themselves and their safety and 141 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,960 Speaker 1: their sanity, and who will be willing to run at 142 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,800 Speaker 1: the bullets. You got to have crazy people. Well, the 143 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:19,599 Speaker 1: problem with the military when they started putting women in 144 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 1: there for the soul's sake of saying we have women, 145 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,960 Speaker 1: is those are not creatures. The people that they put 146 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,959 Speaker 1: there who are eager to go to war. You want 147 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,719 Speaker 1: to have the right people, as Jim Collins wrote in 148 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,679 Speaker 1: Good Great, the right people on the bus, in the 149 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:36,400 Speaker 1: right seat on the bus. So, my buddy is a 150 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 1: marine and everything that that means, right, He's one of 151 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,800 Speaker 1: these guys that defines himself by being a marine. He's 152 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,000 Speaker 1: one of these guys that when we had the RCC, 153 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,760 Speaker 1: you were happy he was there, but you also after 154 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,280 Speaker 1: giving him a big hug and being happy he's there. 155 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,520 Speaker 1: You remember, oh wait a second, last time he was here, 156 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 1: I think he fought eight people passed out drunk, smashed 157 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 1: the door and you ooh, oh, this is Anybody that 158 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:05,160 Speaker 1: knows a real marine knows that personality. The Marines go 159 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,559 Speaker 1: looking for it. And these people go to the Marines 160 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,600 Speaker 1: because this is this is that's where they belong. It's 161 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 1: all right, So bear in mind, my buddy is marine. 162 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:19,440 Speaker 1: My buddy goes through a very nasty divorce. There are 163 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:23,040 Speaker 1: kids involved. Uh there's a I'm not going to say 164 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,920 Speaker 1: which department. It's not HPDA, but it was a local 165 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:31,240 Speaker 1: police department officer who was banging his wife. And you know, 166 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,839 Speaker 1: so he drives over. He's got the kids in the 167 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 1: back seat, so he's he's been through a lot, and 168 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:44,319 Speaker 1: so he starts dating after that. If you know this personality, 169 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,400 Speaker 1: this type of personality, you know these guys are. They're 170 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:53,079 Speaker 1: they're hard charging, hard of gold to do anything in 171 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:56,240 Speaker 1: the world for you. But they make terrible decisions and 172 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,440 Speaker 1: that's kind of part of what makes them interesting, right, 173 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,320 Speaker 1: They're always there's always going to he's something screwed up. 174 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,719 Speaker 1: So no, I'm not telling his name. You know, you 175 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: don't know, you never man. So my buddy starts dating 176 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:15,439 Speaker 1: this girl. And certain guys are attracted to women and 177 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:19,960 Speaker 1: they don't realize it. They're attracted to women who are 178 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,360 Speaker 1: not going to be good for them. I say that, right, 179 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,280 Speaker 1: And a lot of times that's Hispanic girls that are 180 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 1: very jealous and crazy but cute and you know, freaking 181 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,400 Speaker 1: the sheet sort of thing, and they love that, and 182 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,920 Speaker 1: so it's very volatile and that adds to the excitement. 183 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,320 Speaker 1: She said, Osa, he's crazy there, you know, and they 184 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 1: even make Joe, you know, we're both crazy, you know, 185 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 1: but they're we're in a cabine at the beach for 186 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:44,280 Speaker 1: the weekend, and you know, thirty days later, she's pregnant. 187 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 1: I mean, you know the type. Okay, So he's he's 188 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:51,559 Speaker 1: out of a bad marriage, as two kids, working like 189 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,880 Speaker 1: crazy and trying to keep it all together. He starts 190 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:02,360 Speaker 1: dating this girl and he's crazy and she's crazy, and 191 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:06,480 Speaker 1: he decides, you know what this is, this is not working. 192 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,520 Speaker 1: She's crazy. I'm going to break up with her now. 193 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:14,280 Speaker 1: This is one of those relationships that involves GPS trackers 194 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:19,600 Speaker 1: and phones being checked and private investigators at I mean 195 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,520 Speaker 1: it's just it's nutty. 196 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:20,920 Speaker 2: Right. 197 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:28,959 Speaker 1: Well, he is at work and she goes to his 198 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:34,240 Speaker 1: house and he's got a doggie door because he's got 199 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:40,319 Speaker 1: he's got dogs, and she uses the dogie door to 200 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:44,240 Speaker 1: access the house. Now you know, when I tell you that, 201 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 1: you go, well, that's kind of weird, and you or 202 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,120 Speaker 1: maybe you had an act who did that. She went 203 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:54,079 Speaker 1: in the dog Just imagine, you know, I always forced 204 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,000 Speaker 1: myself to see something in my mind's eye and then 205 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,760 Speaker 1: it becomes far more ridiculous. So just to imagine you're 206 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,800 Speaker 1: the Diosex mocking of this story. You're you're watching from above. 207 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 1: You got a cross section view. The roof has been 208 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 1: removed on the house, and you're looking down and here 209 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,280 Speaker 1: is this woman. She's gone around the house, she's peeked 210 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: in the windows, and here she is crawling through the 211 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:21,080 Speaker 1: doggy door. First of all, the doggy door smells like ass. 212 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,800 Speaker 1: We know that, right, it's filthy, and there she is. 213 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:29,480 Speaker 1: Just imagine watching her crawl through the doggy door. Okay, 214 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 1: then she's inside the house. She now has to pick 215 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,680 Speaker 1: herself up and dust her stuff. She has come through 216 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,760 Speaker 1: the doggy door. She is at a moment right now, 217 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 1: you don't later want to have to defend in court. Okay, 218 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:44,360 Speaker 1: that's you know, but just go ahead and bawl the kids, rabbits, 219 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 1: your nuts, Glen close. So here we are. She is 220 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:52,160 Speaker 1: in the house. That's not going to be the craziest 221 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: thing she does on this day. She ransacks the house. 222 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 1: She goes through everything in his house. She basically she's 223 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,320 Speaker 1: if he wasn't sure she was crazy, he's going to 224 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 1: She's going to make certain that by the time he leaves, 225 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:12,680 Speaker 1: she knows. Sorry, by the time she leaves, he knows 226 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:18,640 Speaker 1: she's crazy. Have you ever heard determined upper decker? I 227 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 1: hadn't eaten, but everybody's about to know what an upper decker? Yeah, 228 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:33,200 Speaker 1: stay tuned the Michael Berries. The first time I ever 229 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:41,520 Speaker 1: heard anybody cover this song was pre RCC. My wife 230 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 1: is going to get Crockett. She's gone for six weeks 231 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,440 Speaker 1: and it's just me and Michael t at the house 232 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:58,120 Speaker 1: and I'm having parties every night. When my wife came home, 233 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 1: he told my wife Dad at a party every night, 234 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:10,600 Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep. Charlie Hager's there and it's kind of 235 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,960 Speaker 1: a there's a lot of there's several musicians there and 236 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,200 Speaker 1: then I would just call on guys randomly, and they're 237 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,920 Speaker 1: on the couches and a lot of people piled in there, 238 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,920 Speaker 1: and it's a heck of a time and it's getting late. 239 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,960 Speaker 1: I call on Charlie to do a number and he 240 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:29,440 Speaker 1: breaks into this first time I've ever heard anybody, first 241 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:33,120 Speaker 1: time I'd ever heard anybody cover that song, and that 242 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 1: became one of his throwdown songs. I would always ask 243 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: him to do. I did not know that. So Charlie 244 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 1: Hager's at the Armdilla Palace this Friday night or Captain 245 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: Legendary Band this Friday night. Oh, you're going to see him? Well, 246 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,680 Speaker 1: that'll be nice. How'd you know they texted you? Oh 247 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,200 Speaker 1: it must be nice if they reached out to you 248 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:55,440 Speaker 1: and asked you to come. Okay, all right, So anyway, 249 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,000 Speaker 1: guy sent me an email Bobby Crumpley during the break 250 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 1: and he said, this is why you don't crawl under 251 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,840 Speaker 1: the crawl spaces under the house. Well, first of all, 252 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,960 Speaker 1: I don't because I'm American. I don't want to get 253 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,199 Speaker 1: under the crass space of a house. Secondly, there were 254 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,120 Speaker 1: forty five rattlesnakes in Albany, Texas, and this guy goes 255 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,280 Speaker 1: in there and pulls them out. You know those guys 256 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,720 Speaker 1: like that, that's a different breed man. I hold my 257 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,639 Speaker 1: man who had cheap compared to fellas like that. He 258 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,399 Speaker 1: gets up under there and he's pulling those snakes out, 259 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,600 Speaker 1: and the snakes are striking at him, and he's going, yeah, 260 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:32,040 Speaker 1: this one's a mean one right here. Anyway, So my 261 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:38,400 Speaker 1: buddy's gone through a bad breakup wherein his wife has 262 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,920 Speaker 1: had an affair with a law enforcement officer. He goes 263 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 1: over to the house where they're having an affair, calls 264 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,320 Speaker 1: the popo over and says, y'all better go over here. 265 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in there and kill him. I got 266 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,639 Speaker 1: my kids out in the car. Of course, she's got 267 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,639 Speaker 1: to go to a work meeting, so he needs her 268 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,960 Speaker 1: to take the kids so he can go to the 269 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,480 Speaker 1: work meeting. Oh, by the way, that I mentioned they 270 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: were married five minutes ago and she's laid up with 271 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 1: the law enforcement officer. It's just not a good picture, 272 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,960 Speaker 1: and she ends up getting pregnant by the law enforcements. 273 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,920 Speaker 1: But that's a different story, all right. So that's a 274 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 1: whole different that's his headspace at this point. So he 275 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:13,639 Speaker 1: starts dating miss Crazy because he likes crazy. I should 276 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,840 Speaker 1: tell you that all there's a lot of these stories. 277 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,320 Speaker 1: We could go on for a while. I'm not going to. 278 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,119 Speaker 1: But they're all very attractive ladies. Don't get me on 279 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:23,400 Speaker 1: if you like the bolted on. Look, that's his thing. 280 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 1: And they're all nuts and they might have all been strippers. 281 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,160 Speaker 1: We don't know. He doesn't ever ask because he doesn't 282 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:34,720 Speaker 1: want to know. But they're nuts and he's nuts. But 283 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:40,560 Speaker 1: he's my friend. And so he's at work. Kids are 284 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,119 Speaker 1: at his mother's house because remember he's gone through a 285 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:49,399 Speaker 1: divorce and when the man gets prime custody over young kids, 286 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:55,399 Speaker 1: and it's a female judge that ought to tell you 287 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,280 Speaker 1: how crazy his excess. Yeah, the whole story, all right. 288 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,480 Speaker 1: So he's at work and all of a sudden, his 289 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:07,639 Speaker 1: ring camera goes off to ding and there's old Maria 290 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 1: I don't know her name is. She's come through the 291 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,960 Speaker 1: doggy door that right there. When he tells this story, 292 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 1: I'm thinking, oh, she's crazy. He said, we're not even 293 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,919 Speaker 1: getting started yet. Oh okay, all right, So she's already 294 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,400 Speaker 1: put GPS trackers because you know hispanics are they're jealous. 295 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:32,240 Speaker 1: Blacks and whites are not jealous like his hispanics are jealous. 296 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:37,640 Speaker 1: So she crawls through the crossbe I mean the doggy door. 297 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,720 Speaker 1: I had asked him which breed. Apparently got big dogs, 298 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,240 Speaker 1: so it wasn't a chihuahua. You know, she's little, but 299 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:48,200 Speaker 1: she ain't that little. So she's in the house. She 300 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:51,719 Speaker 1: gets up and all I'm thinking is if I had 301 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 1: watched somebody coming through the like that made sense to 302 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,679 Speaker 1: you at that moment, all right, So she gets up, 303 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:03,359 Speaker 1: she ransacks the house, throws everything everywhere. She he's a marine. 304 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:08,000 Speaker 1: She takes the uh you know that stick them that 305 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,720 Speaker 1: Leicester the molester Hayes stick them that you have for 306 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,399 Speaker 1: rats and roaches. She takes one of those with a 307 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 1: gum on those things that's a that's a pegamento like 308 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:24,119 Speaker 1: you ain't ever seen. She takes that and smears it 309 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 1: on his dress blue Marines uniform. Well, being a marine 310 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,200 Speaker 1: is the highlight of this guy's life. I mean, you 311 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:34,359 Speaker 1: have she is defiling everything that is decent in this 312 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,400 Speaker 1: man's life. But then she does something well I don't 313 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,080 Speaker 1: know what order, We don't know what or because they 314 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:46,920 Speaker 1: have cameras upstairs, she goes into his restroom and she 315 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:51,600 Speaker 1: delivers what apparently is known as an upper decker. I 316 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,480 Speaker 1: did not know what a nupper decker was, but I 317 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,639 Speaker 1: do now, and so will you. Apparently this is a 318 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,359 Speaker 1: well known fact. I looked it up on the Urban 319 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,280 Speaker 1: Dictionary and it is and does in fact have its 320 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,639 Speaker 1: own entry along with the word that's credited to me 321 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:11,200 Speaker 1: and unrelated. So I don't know if she needed to poop. 322 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,600 Speaker 2: Or she. 323 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,359 Speaker 1: My mother used to do prune Jude. I don't know 324 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,040 Speaker 1: if there was malice a forethought, or if this just 325 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,480 Speaker 1: happened on the spot. Maybe in the middle of ransacking 326 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:30,400 Speaker 1: his house, she thought to herself, I need to move 327 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 1: my bowels. At some point I shall go into his 328 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:42,440 Speaker 1: restroom and have a movement, and then she comes with 329 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,480 Speaker 1: the idea, or if she went over there and all 330 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,879 Speaker 1: of this was one big scheme, because I just don't 331 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:56,639 Speaker 1: know where on earth you get the idea to do 332 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:01,760 Speaker 1: what she's about to do. I never even I have 333 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,119 Speaker 1: never understood. 334 00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:03,399 Speaker 3: You know what. 335 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,879 Speaker 1: We have done over the years. Tell me about the 336 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:12,880 Speaker 1: time you quit your job and your Johnny paycheck, take 337 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,800 Speaker 1: this job and shove it. And I am always shocked 338 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:22,720 Speaker 1: how often pooping on stuff before you leave is part 339 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,640 Speaker 1: of the deal. I watched this and watched this show 340 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,720 Speaker 1: called I Survived a few years ago, and see's two 341 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,680 Speaker 1: guys and they are out and they're out in Alaska 342 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,720 Speaker 1: and they fly the little plane themselves and they crash 343 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,640 Speaker 1: it coming in. So they're stuck out there and they're 344 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: surveyors and they're out surveying, and here comes this bear. 345 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,680 Speaker 1: And these are bad bears. These are not your Colorado bears. 346 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,240 Speaker 1: These are Alaska. But these things will attack you. And 347 00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:51,359 Speaker 1: the one guy starts crawling up the tree, which is 348 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 1: a great idea to you. See a bear crawl a tree, 349 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,119 Speaker 1: climb a tree. They run up the tree and the 350 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:02,520 Speaker 1: dude rips his buddy's scalp off. And then once he's 351 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 1: got him good and dead, he stands above him and 352 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,200 Speaker 1: takes a big old poop. And the guy said it 353 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,240 Speaker 1: was like he was dropping a brick on me. Beca 354 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,880 Speaker 1: is a bear, you know, a bear scat is very thick. 355 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,520 Speaker 1: All right, Well, this woman is not a bear, but 356 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:21,680 Speaker 1: apparently she'd had refried bean's for practice, whereupon she delivers 357 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,480 Speaker 1: what is known as an up protecting long now an 358 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:30,720 Speaker 1: unprotect them must be right, you're listening to Michael me 359 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,879 Speaker 1: think people don't understand when they go, oh, you know, 360 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,120 Speaker 1: they sent in the Marines and everybody. You know, as Americans, 361 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:42,240 Speaker 1: we get proud ash and in the Mariens Marines will 362 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:47,440 Speaker 1: kick their ass. You don't understand. Those guys are crazy, 363 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:54,720 Speaker 1: like genuinely crazy. I mean, Marcus the Trail's crazy. He's 364 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,359 Speaker 1: a seal, not a marine, but they work closely together. 365 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:04,240 Speaker 1: Those guys are nuts, completely nuts. And then you add 366 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,680 Speaker 1: in alcohol, jealousy or anything like this. But this story 367 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,920 Speaker 1: is not about my friend being crazy saving except for 368 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 1: the fact that he dates and marries women that are crazy. Well, 369 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:21,919 Speaker 1: we're on the second one and she is. She's nuts. 370 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,879 Speaker 1: She's the rebound girl. But when I say she's the 371 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,520 Speaker 1: rebound girl, she's like Dennis Rodman rebound, you know what 372 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,440 Speaker 1: I mean. She'll serve the purpose of the rebound. But 373 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 1: there's gonna be some crazy getting married in address. You know, 374 00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 1: you're trying to be in the finals, and she's off 375 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:40,679 Speaker 1: in Vegas, you know, painted up anyway, So here we are. 376 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:47,760 Speaker 1: She has crawled through the doggie door and she steals 377 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:54,600 Speaker 1: his dog. Now, to put this into perspective, my buddy 378 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:59,200 Speaker 1: wears Hawaiian shirts. You can have these shirts made. I 379 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,080 Speaker 1: had one made with my wife on it because it 380 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:05,720 Speaker 1: was funny. He wears Hawaiian shirts with pictures of his 381 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:10,000 Speaker 1: dog on the Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, he loves his dog. 382 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,359 Speaker 1: So this isn't you know, this isn't as pet hamster 383 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 1: as goldfish. This is boiling the rabbit, Glenn close. Fatal 384 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,800 Speaker 1: attraction kind of stuff. Was that fatal traction? What was that? Called? 385 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:21,879 Speaker 2: You? 386 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:26,679 Speaker 1: All right? So she steals his dog. But after stealing 387 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,159 Speaker 1: his dog, I think she thought to herself, Wow, you know, 388 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:34,920 Speaker 1: stealing his dog, that'll mess him up mentally. But and 389 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:39,920 Speaker 1: this is where this is where she thinks hard. I've 390 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:45,000 Speaker 1: stolen his dog, I've destroyed his dress blues. I've ransacked 391 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:52,640 Speaker 1: his house. I have broken into his house. She's done 392 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:58,680 Speaker 1: a number of things to this man, all in one visit. 393 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,080 Speaker 1: And then and again I think of the stupidest stuff. 394 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:06,080 Speaker 1: I can't help but think did she need to poop 395 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,720 Speaker 1: before she went over? And it's like, well, I don't 396 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,159 Speaker 1: have you know, remember, old girl put the diaper on. 397 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,360 Speaker 1: She's going to Florida. Nobody cared that she was going 398 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:19,119 Speaker 1: there to kill that woman that was never taught. She 399 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,520 Speaker 1: was driving that far to kill, kill her, to kill 400 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 1: her rival. Nobody thought about that. All we cared about 401 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,159 Speaker 1: was she could not be bothered to stop on the 402 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,840 Speaker 1: way to kill this woman for ten minutes and get 403 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,240 Speaker 1: one of those hot dogs at the convenience store and 404 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:41,920 Speaker 1: a diet coke and maybe you know who who or whatever. No, no, no, 405 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,080 Speaker 1: she needed to get there fast and she could not 406 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:51,560 Speaker 1: have to stop. So she bought Dion Sanders depends and 407 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 1: she strapped that thing on so she could just drive. 408 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:58,760 Speaker 1: Can you imagine round about baton Rouge six'? Ten? Ten 409 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,920 Speaker 1: was it? Sixty wasn't? TEN i? Ten what's the what's the? Split? 410 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,160 Speaker 1: There just past our station right, there and she's, THINKING 411 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,800 Speaker 1: i need To oh, NO i got my. Diaper let it, 412 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,080 Speaker 1: go all? Right so this crazy, woman she's done all 413 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:15,720 Speaker 1: these things at his, house she goes into his restroom 414 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,760 Speaker 1: and delivers WHAT i now. Know And i'm getting emails 415 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,120 Speaker 1: from buddies of mind that are military, veterans and, yes 416 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:27,240 Speaker 1: this is a very well known, act the upper. Decker 417 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,520 Speaker 1: and let me tell your mom what the upper decker. 418 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:37,080 Speaker 1: Is you've been into a baseball, right so imagine you're 419 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,040 Speaker 1: you're Not Buck, sexton y'all can Tell BUCK i said 420 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,840 Speaker 1: that he'd never been to a pro, game to a sporting. 421 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,960 Speaker 1: EVENT i don't think Until clay took. It that's that's. 422 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,600 Speaker 1: Buck you got to no buck to understand. It so 423 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,520 Speaker 1: at the GAME i remember on seven ninety years, ago 424 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,159 Speaker 1: they were. MAD i don't know if it Was adam 425 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,879 Speaker 1: and and uh uh what Is Wexer's? Adam adam And? 426 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,840 Speaker 1: ADAM i don't know if it was Who. Adams it 427 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,280 Speaker 1: might have Been Matt. THOMAS i don't know if they 428 00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,520 Speaker 1: know they have the same. Name somebody programming didn't realize 429 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,400 Speaker 1: you can't put THE sat this guy's with the same 430 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,880 Speaker 1: name on there because somebody calls a, Hey. Adam. WAIT 431 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,280 Speaker 1: i think it might have Been Matt. Thomas you know 432 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,600 Speaker 1: sports freaks on the sports. Stations they get upset that 433 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:22,520 Speaker 1: no city Is philadelphia other Than, philadelphia, Right philadelphia fans are? 434 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,639 Speaker 1: Crazy how come y'all are crazy like? That so nobody's 435 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,600 Speaker 1: in the Lower bowl until you, know, halftime because the 436 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,640 Speaker 1: kind of people who can afford the seats down there 437 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,840 Speaker 1: don't get there early with their, kid buy them a 438 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,240 Speaker 1: jersey and watch the warm. Ups they rusty, Heartened they 439 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,120 Speaker 1: come strolling in whenever they want to come strolling. In 440 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,960 Speaker 1: that's what rich people. Do that's like, SAYING i don't 441 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,240 Speaker 1: know why he's got why he gets to have a 442 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,960 Speaker 1: roles once he doesn't even drive it every. Day well 443 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,040 Speaker 1: he's got it. Anyway so that's the lower, bowl you, 444 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:58,000 Speaker 1: know down down, Front, okay or at a baseball, game 445 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,440 Speaker 1: you know the lower dagne as an end get, inspirity 446 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:05,760 Speaker 1: sweets and all. That, well then you've got the, tank, 447 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:11,280 Speaker 1: right remember the tank that in Uh Godfather part. Two 448 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,960 Speaker 1: that's where they hide the. Gun that's uh cops tell 449 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,080 Speaker 1: me that's one of the spots where people hide. Stuff 450 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,400 Speaker 1: although it's kind of became a sort of pass the 451 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,720 Speaker 1: cliche to put to hide stuff in the toilet bowl 452 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,840 Speaker 1: because now they're gonna, well you don't want to check 453 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:29,840 Speaker 1: in this, case she does not the way THE i don't. 454 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,880 Speaker 1: Know i'm sure you know, this but the way a 455 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:36,160 Speaker 1: toilet is set up is you've got a lower, bowl 456 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,239 Speaker 1: or we'll call that the lower deck here and then 457 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,680 Speaker 1: and and you can you can stand up and, pee 458 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,440 Speaker 1: or you can sit, down turn the opposite, way drop a, 459 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,959 Speaker 1: deuce drop the kids off at the. Pool and then 460 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,000 Speaker 1: in time they put a nice little padding in. There 461 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,680 Speaker 1: you lift it and you drop, it and that became 462 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,640 Speaker 1: you know what men would fight about and all. That, 463 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,200 Speaker 1: Uh but then there is the mechanism behind. There unless 464 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,960 Speaker 1: you're a, plumber likelihood you don't get into that area very. Off, 465 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,560 Speaker 1: well this girl is not a, plumber but she did 466 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,880 Speaker 1: end up in that. Area she takes the top of 467 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,960 Speaker 1: the bowl off and places it. Somewhere we don't. Know 468 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,000 Speaker 1: that part of the story is. Missing it's not that. 469 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:21,320 Speaker 1: Important she proceeds to take a massive dump in that, 470 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:28,080 Speaker 1: bowl the upper, bowl upper. Deck now you got to 471 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,080 Speaker 1: think about, how aside from the fact that you are, 472 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,760 Speaker 1: disgusting this is how much you love this guy you 473 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,720 Speaker 1: do This aside from, that imagine how she's got to 474 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:42,280 Speaker 1: contort herself to get her booty hanging over the side 475 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,200 Speaker 1: to get this thing done. Right? Yeah, Yeah and so 476 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,680 Speaker 1: all this, thought you, know did you plan this ahead 477 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,280 Speaker 1: of time or are you middle of ransay and you 478 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,800 Speaker 1: got a? Poop you're, like, AH i gotta. Poop this 479 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,240 Speaker 1: is an. Opportunity she drops the deuce in, there she 480 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,560 Speaker 1: puts the bowl back on, top so you won't. Know, 481 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,000 Speaker 1: now the way this works IS i didn't realize think about. 482 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,840 Speaker 1: It that's the water coming down in. There so when 483 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,120 Speaker 1: you pee and you go to flush the, toilet there's 484 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:13,640 Speaker 1: old Girl maria's who coming in. There so until that's. Gone, 485 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,600 Speaker 1: well at the end of this, story there's a group 486 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,680 Speaker 1: of us he's telling a story to and he, said she's. 487 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:26,560 Speaker 1: Toxic you think you think your whole water supply is now. 488 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:32,200 Speaker 1: Contaminated she's very. Toxic well you would, think oh, Boy, 489 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:37,800 Speaker 1: no he never saw her. Again he had her. Arrested 490 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,239 Speaker 1: they had sex that night after he bailed her. Out