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Speaker 1: a stand Okay, first, let's start off. I'm wheezy. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm um peg the Stallion a k A. I still
Speaker 1: haven't gotten my chicken sandwich, but me neither, bitch. I
Speaker 1: went to Harlem and Brooklyn. We had a chicken now street.
Speaker 1: If Chinatowning got it, you know we're fucked. But anyway,
Speaker 1: today's a special episode because I was a superstand up
Speaker 1: two podcasts like three or four years ago, and it
Speaker 1: was barely friending and the read and the read was
Speaker 1: no offense bigger than barely friending. So it wasn't it
Speaker 1: easy to access the people on the read. But Eddie
Speaker 1: was nice enough to get on a phone call with
Speaker 1: me and Mandy because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm really funny and I could be
Speaker 1: a podcaster. And it's funny because when we got on
Speaker 1: the phone with you, one of the first things in
Speaker 1: your mouth it's like, yeah, everybody thinks they could do
Speaker 1: a podcast. So and you were such an asshole about it,
Speaker 1: but really a little bit, but I think you just
Speaker 1: want to remember you wanted to make you were like
Speaker 1: you were like, don't do it for money, Like don't
Speaker 1: be so I think I think what I meant was like,
Speaker 1: if you're looking at like be famous, famous, do it
Speaker 1: because you love to like sit around and talk with
Speaker 1: your friends. I want people to enjoy it. That's I think.
Speaker 1: That's I remember that phone call, but I remember I
Speaker 1: gave you no allusions towards like, yo, you're not going
Speaker 1: to be like, all right, it looks like I got
Speaker 1: a new place a new car. But if you get
Speaker 1: that great. Yeah, it's not easy that you guys are
Speaker 1: killing it in New York though, so right, it's really
Speaker 1: it's hard. Man. Like we were reading the statistics that
Speaker 1: talked about like podcast numbers, and we're top one percent
Speaker 1: most listen to in the world. You guys are killing
Speaker 1: it because there's just so fucking many that don't have
Speaker 1: them any listenings. Right, so there's millions. And yeah, but
Speaker 1: you give yourself credit. You do you do. You could
Speaker 1: be good at what you do, but you can stand out.
Speaker 1: You can't even be like, oh, the reason why we're
Speaker 1: doing well is because everyone's doing ship. You can say
Speaker 1: we're doing well because we're doing well. It's it feels
Speaker 1: really good to know that, Like I don't know, just
Speaker 1: even thinking of that conversation, like and I was such
Speaker 1: a barely friending fan, just to think that, like someone
Speaker 1: that you admire and what they do, like years that
Speaker 1: was three years ago. Like now we're sitting here and wow,
Speaker 1: I know I'm looking at the numbers. I was like, wow, crazy.
Speaker 1: It was a phone call. I remember. It was like December,
Speaker 1: wasn't it. I think it was home with my family.
Speaker 1: We started in January, so no, because we started it
Speaker 1: was cold podcast. This had to be in March or
Speaker 1: April because we started the podcast a month after we
Speaker 1: were kindled. No, no, no, we started in March because
Speaker 1: I had just went on the birthday trip. Remember that
Speaker 1: was our first episode. It's like your origin story. You
Speaker 1: guys have gone through an origin story yet. On the
Speaker 1: podcast Origin Story, we talked about how it all started.
Speaker 1: They're like, we really don't care. I remember that phone
Speaker 1: call being like, do it because you love it, don't
Speaker 1: look at the numbers and do it because not for
Speaker 1: the money. Do it because you like the ship with
Speaker 1: your friend. Yeah, uh that was heard. Yeah, it's almost
Speaker 1: like it's a thing for you. We'll introduce yourself, tell
Speaker 1: people why you're so special. My name is Eddie. Della Seppi.
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian and podcaster, and you the podcast no
Speaker 1: longer happening. It's done. What's called barely Friend. It was
Speaker 1: me my friend m J Riggins. How do you find us?
Speaker 1: By the way some iTunes on the band or something
Speaker 1: that's probably like people found us. I just liked your
Speaker 1: cover art and then I write when you started the show,
Speaker 1: we used to say we used to date each other,
Speaker 1: we kind of hate each other, and now we're a podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should have done that. We should have we should
Speaker 1: have had something like that each other, all right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was just so um different to me, to
Speaker 1: be honest with you, and I still think it's more
Speaker 1: different than any other podcast i've heard about dating a relationships,
Speaker 1: simply because you guys had such a good dynamic. You're
Speaker 1: both comedians, you both were so relatable. You talk about
Speaker 1: being broke and ship like, yeah, more MJ than you.
Speaker 1: She was always like, oh I got another gig, and
Speaker 1: I love that. You would always make jokes about how
Speaker 1: you guys used to It was amazing. Yeah, I bring
Speaker 1: it up constantly. Yeah, but y'all, y'all really stop sucking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were doing the podcast. There's one time where after
Speaker 1: we recorded, Really did you talk about it all the time?
Speaker 1: I brought it up a lot constant reminders, like guys
Speaker 1: do that. I hate when guys bring up you got
Speaker 1: to if you want to do it again, Like, there's
Speaker 1: literally no, there's a guy in my d MS right now.
Speaker 1: We probably nine years ago. I don't even remember it.
Speaker 1: First off, he had to remind me that we even fun,
Speaker 1: and he's like really trying to go hard at like,
Speaker 1: so what do you do now? And I'm just like,
Speaker 1: this isn't going to be a thing again. Why don't
Speaker 1: you block him? No? I don't want to that, right,
Speaker 1: you still want to see the messages, you know, I
Speaker 1: still want to boost, Like, you can't do that. This
Speaker 1: guy was kids bothering me, you can stop it. Why
Speaker 1: would I do that. I'm like, you're reading them and
Speaker 1: leaving it on scenes you send a message okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it is awkward. So I hate every girl. You don't
Speaker 1: have a podcast with the guy. Yeah, you don't in
Speaker 1: a business with the dude. But regardless, when men bring
Speaker 1: up the fact that we were no longer fucking stop
Speaker 1: bringing you that. It's a bit lady, It's not don't
Speaker 1: really mean, it was a joke, but I'm sure every
Speaker 1: woman in their DM has got a guy says hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: remember that, Hey, what's up? Do you know every every
Speaker 1: girl in their d M right now? It's like like
Speaker 1: a guy that said hey twenty times with no responses. Wow,
Speaker 1: I've never responsed. I got there's a girl my DM
Speaker 1: s that just like, Hey, what's up? Nice shirt, cute smile, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? How's home? How's home? Just all the way
Speaker 1: through and just like how long can this go? How
Speaker 1: ugly is she that you won't reply? But speaks on private?
Speaker 1: I don't really know, but I mentioned I don't know
Speaker 1: if you were supposed to be a part of it,
Speaker 1: But do you guys see, um, what's going on with
Speaker 1: that new MTV show? And it's like really problematic. So
Speaker 1: it's a show about ghosting, but they're literally, yes, they're
Speaker 1: literally getting a camera crew to go find the person
Speaker 1: that goes to you for whatever like reason it is.
Speaker 1: But it's just like, bro, you gott goes to this
Speaker 1: person no longer wants to see you. Remember that show
Speaker 1: Cheaters back in the day, Damn it was Remember I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Cheaters was good. Cheaters was great. Cheeter goes great. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about ghosting. If someone goes to you, bro, they're
Speaker 1: over you, they don't want Why are you getting a
Speaker 1: camera crew to go? Fine? You know what's funny about?
Speaker 1: I agree that's that's for people fragile egos. It's fragile egos.
Speaker 1: But to find ghosts that we're talking like you fool
Speaker 1: around a bunch and then disappeared. Are we talking like
Speaker 1: one or so the show that that's why she said,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're supposed to do it. Initially,
Speaker 1: MTV hit me up, and when you're going through questions,
Speaker 1: literally when up to be a part of the show.
Speaker 1: When I was finished, I immediately knew it wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: happen because of how my reactions were about ghosting. They
Speaker 1: were so strong in saying like, people aren't getting the hints,
Speaker 1: People aren't understanding that they're making people uncomfortable. For example,
Speaker 1: I've listened to this recording of this girl talking about
Speaker 1: this guy that she sucked twice. However, they did talk
Speaker 1: for a while. She talked about the sex, but blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. It sounds like to me they were dating.
Speaker 1: He was being nice, very casually. The sex wasn't good
Speaker 1: at all. She even said she wasn't experienced and he
Speaker 1: stopped texting her. And I'm like, you act like he
Speaker 1: owed you the world and now you want everyone to
Speaker 1: go find you. But then there were instances where people
Speaker 1: were dating for a minute, like we're talking like, hey,
Speaker 1: you met my friends? Oh my god, no no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: There was a girl. I think if you put time
Speaker 1: into someone's life, you meet your friends, you do stuff.
Speaker 1: But if you meet someone's friends and you spend time,
Speaker 1: you at least deserve it, Like, hey, it's not working out,
Speaker 1: at least deserve that. There was a guy who went
Speaker 1: to her work gala and he stopped sucking talking doesn't
Speaker 1: matter to me. Someone goes to you and stops talking
Speaker 1: to you, that tells you everything you need to know.
Speaker 1: They are not interested in you. There's no reason why
Speaker 1: you need to stalk the person down for them to
Speaker 1: say that. I get that. We think about catfish, like
Speaker 1: we know for a fact that like they haven't face
Speaker 1: time yet, but we stay still go like the same
Speaker 1: agree you shouldn't track somebody down, okay, and that's what
Speaker 1: you're doing. You know you don't deserve ship if if
Speaker 1: I know the same way we curb people. If I
Speaker 1: don't want to funk with you and I just decide
Speaker 1: I no longer want to respond to you, that should
Speaker 1: give you all the HI. I'm not interesting. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be honest, maybe just totally disagree. I'm actually really surpids.
Speaker 1: You're saying this if we fucked a few times and
Speaker 1: like it was whatever, but if there was something substantial,
Speaker 1: but be substantial to one person, but not no, no, no,
Speaker 1: but if it was almost a relationship. You don't go
Speaker 1: someone that there's a real relationship and there's so many feelings.
Speaker 1: That's not true. No, it is because a lot of people,
Speaker 1: a lot of people I feel like, are in their
Speaker 1: mind maybe it's something more than what it is. You
Speaker 1: don't go someone you really love, so therefore maybe that
Speaker 1: person is just not that interested. If I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk to you, I think if I don't want you,
Speaker 1: I don't want you, and therefore you don't have to
Speaker 1: trick me down. I don't want When someone gets ghosted,
Speaker 1: one person think it's worth more than it was, actually
Speaker 1: more than what it was, yes, and then they're like, yo,
Speaker 1: what's the deal? And they're like, deal is three dates, right,
Speaker 1: So I don't think that that could always be the case,
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna tell you why I think that ghosting.
Speaker 1: You're saying one person thinks it could be more. I
Speaker 1: think sometimes people don't know how to deal with uncomfortable conversation.
Speaker 1: That's true, and they completely go to and I don't
Speaker 1: want to have that conversation. But that doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: someone's not deserving. That's unfair thing to say. You're everyone
Speaker 1: is deserving of at least some point of closure, or
Speaker 1: at least you to tell if we've had something going
Speaker 1: and you've led me on your like, I don't know
Speaker 1: nobody goddamn thing. If I'm sitting here not responding to
Speaker 1: you and I ghost to you, don't fucking find me
Speaker 1: and feel like I owe you any explanation. If I'm
Speaker 1: not responding to you and I ghost to you, it's
Speaker 1: clear as day I am not interested in you. I
Speaker 1: don't owe you to your face the fact that hey,
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in you're asking you for a coffee.
Speaker 1: But I do think that if I ghost you, Closures
Speaker 1: necessary for a lot of people. Sometimes we have to
Speaker 1: create ourselves, but closures necessary for literally you're empathetic like
Speaker 1: thing like you're sympathetic, empathetic, whatever that is. I don't
Speaker 1: owe nobody a motherfucker closure ghost you. I'm not interested,
Speaker 1: That's it. I don't owe how you deal with me ghosting.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with the person that's the loudest. Uh.
Speaker 1: When you go to somebody, I don't ghost, I give
Speaker 1: a like, hey I'm busy, or hey I don't. There's
Speaker 1: like messages to hinting that it's not going to happen,
Speaker 1: but people still don't take them. That's true too, Yeah
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't look like what does that mean?
Speaker 1: I'm leaving the country, Like, yeah, but where I'm gonna
Speaker 1: kill myself? When? Okay, so jumping into something else. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you've ever heard our show, but we
Speaker 1: have a segment called Vanilla Ship. But before you I
Speaker 1: did get ghosted on New Year's last year. That sucks.
Speaker 1: There you go, you think you could somebody else. She
Speaker 1: felt sorry for me. You grab your hair, your little bird,
Speaker 1: and she felt it. She was like, oh no, this
Speaker 1: guy looks like he's had it tough. He doesn't need
Speaker 1: that on the New Year. But yeah, she we were
Speaker 1: like dating. We're like November and we're like hanging out
Speaker 1: and just like message back and forth like I missed
Speaker 1: you can't wait to see you. And then I went
Speaker 1: back home for and you know when you get that
Speaker 1: feeling like yo, this is slipping. And what you do
Speaker 1: is when they go back, you go up when you
Speaker 1: should be just staying put and then realizing how far
Speaker 1: away they are, and you go, I gotta turn around.
Speaker 1: But we all do it because you want them to
Speaker 1: be more than what they're showing you. And you're subconsciously
Speaker 1: you're like, no, no, no, I'll cool. Why a jazz
Speaker 1: club when you when you'll see somebody pushing away, natural
Speaker 1: instant should be telling, but we're all weak, but we're
Speaker 1: all someone's gotten. But you know what, someone's got your number.
Speaker 1: Everyone's got someone's got everyone. Somebody's got your number, and
Speaker 1: you're like no, and then you're like he does or
Speaker 1: she does, but takes back. I'm like twent forward and
Speaker 1: then you're like anticipating the step back and you go
Speaker 1: even more closer. You're texting all the time, what are
Speaker 1: you doing, what are you free? What's going on? Like
Speaker 1: you just and you know it, but you just hope
Speaker 1: to get something back. And then we went out for
Speaker 1: dinner before I left, and I go, let's I got,
Speaker 1: I'm going on a party a New Year's want to go?
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that'd be great and hurt. In
Speaker 1: my defense, I was getting a lot of signals like yo,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you whatever, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to get back. And then the text every day becomes
Speaker 1: a text every two days, three days, and then you
Speaker 1: and You're like, you know, I'm initiating everything. I'm asking
Speaker 1: you what's up. You're not asking me what's up. I'm like,
Speaker 1: So then I come back and tell hey, I'm back,
Speaker 1: welcome back to l A. I was like what, I'm like,
Speaker 1: do you want to hang out? Like it's like yeah,
Speaker 1: let me see what's up? And then nothing and then
Speaker 1: like are you still okay, Sule? Yeah, Like we're just
Speaker 1: schedule another state, Like where do you come back? So
Speaker 1: then I go, uh, so are you still cool with
Speaker 1: the New Year's house party on the thirty one? And
Speaker 1: she's like yeah, And then I'm like okay. Two days
Speaker 1: go by, it's like like she knowst shows up. I'm
Speaker 1: like one I message like hey, what's going on? And
Speaker 1: she's like I'm sorry, I didn't get back to you. I, Uh,
Speaker 1: some makeup fell off a cabinet and I reached on
Speaker 1: a grab real quick and I hit my head on
Speaker 1: the cabinet. I got a black guy. What she said?
Speaker 1: That's what she said. Did she send you the picture
Speaker 1: of the black eyes? She posted a picture in her
Speaker 1: store with the guy, the nigga that she was dating.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, really what happened? She was with her dude,
Speaker 1: and you know she had to do but he was
Speaker 1: abusive to her. So you was decided, nigga, he was
Speaker 1: probably the really nice guy because she was dating the
Speaker 1: bag guy. So that really came from him seeing your messages,
Speaker 1: thinking that child was supposed to have New Year's Eve together.
Speaker 1: So he punched her, and you watch a lot of
Speaker 1: reality TV. I think she fell. What the hell just happen?
Speaker 1: He made a whole story of why can't why can't
Speaker 1: I leave this podcast? Thinking she felt you like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're just a pawn in her game. Oh thanks, I
Speaker 1: felt low and I feel lower. No no, no, you're
Speaker 1: worthless and she respects somebody else, don't you see that?
Speaker 1: So she had like a black guy like are you okay?
Speaker 1: And she's like whatever. So then so then I go,
Speaker 1: what's going on? What's going on? Are you gonna be okay?
Speaker 1: It's like I gotta get this fixed. I gotta figure something.
Speaker 1: I don't know maybe so so then the party approaches,
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you okay? What's happening? Nothing? I hear nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, you hit that breaking point, like
Speaker 1: fuck it. You tell your buddies, your friends or whatever,
Speaker 1: let's go as party. Fuck her, I'm not starting this
Speaker 1: year like this. So that I'm having a good time.
Speaker 1: I get a text at forty I hope you're enjoined
Speaker 1: the party. Happy New Year, trash. Next day I check Instagram.
Speaker 1: She posted a picture of her at a club with
Speaker 1: some friends, and she goes what I wanted to do
Speaker 1: the caption stay at home and wallowing me having a
Speaker 1: black guy. What I actually did do was put a
Speaker 1: hat on, put some makeup on, and have a good
Speaker 1: time with my friends. I was like, Wow, did you
Speaker 1: like her to leave a comment? Uh? No, I would
Speaker 1: just like I just screen captain told my friends, like, wow,
Speaker 1: like tell me something, say yo, I'm begn to go
Speaker 1: to anything. You don't owe me it. But like, but
Speaker 1: I found out the hard way. I found it the
Speaker 1: hard way I gonna be Uh girl, got to make
Speaker 1: sure I don't beat anybody else that when I'm out there.
Speaker 1: Sure you should take a punch. Uh yeah, I gotta
Speaker 1: find her. I can't what I want. Okay to our
Speaker 1: new segment for the week. It is from not The
Speaker 1: Daily the Daily Beat. The Japanese police are cracking down
Speaker 1: on sexual harassment via air drop. So they've gotten word
Speaker 1: that a new breed of creep called the air drop chicken.
Speaker 1: That's here we talked about this. Actually, they have the
Speaker 1: the app I told you where it says go away
Speaker 1: or calls them a pervert. Yeah, Jan, but this air
Speaker 1: drop ship happens here in New York too. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: happened to me. Men who use the photo in movie
Speaker 1: sharing function in many opper products and unwanted and obscene
Speaker 1: photos to people close by. On Tuesday, put the police
Speaker 1: in Foca Coca for cocaca, Fuco Cocaca. You got it wrong,
Speaker 1: but that's fine. What that is for cocaca? Okay, that's yeah,
Speaker 1: you did it right. In Southern Japan announced they had
Speaker 1: made their first arrest for the misuse of the function,
Speaker 1: and suddenly everyone in Japan with an iPhone is trying
Speaker 1: to figure out how to be avoid becoming a victim
Speaker 1: or perseverely how to get away with this new form
Speaker 1: because it's basically one made people want to figure out
Speaker 1: how to break down the barrier um. The man specifically
Speaker 1: stands accused of sending the obscene image to a smartphone
Speaker 1: of the thirty four year old male passenger nearby on
Speaker 1: a subway train that was running the coca um A
Speaker 1: board at eight forty five on July fip. I wanted
Speaker 1: to see how the recipient would react to the image.
Speaker 1: The man was quoted as telling investigators that he admitted
Speaker 1: to the allegations against him. The victim declined the image,
Speaker 1: but after he sent him at second one, he saved
Speaker 1: it for evidence, So I guess they checked his dick
Speaker 1: at for the police station. It's crazy because it's but
Speaker 1: this happens like if you're on the train in New
Speaker 1: York or anywhere that's like actually just a lot of
Speaker 1: people you get air dropped, and it'd be like sometimes
Speaker 1: it's not always dicks, like it's just dumb ship like memes.
Speaker 1: But sometimes but I'll be seeing like I was out
Speaker 1: of the club and we got a booty hole, like
Speaker 1: there was a booty hole sent to me and my
Speaker 1: friends and we were like, a man, it was a
Speaker 1: man booty because it was balls. It was a whole
Speaker 1: as booty hole. Sit. No, we were in the club.
Speaker 1: Damn what club were we at? And it wasn't even
Speaker 1: a gay club the gay club No, but we had
Speaker 1: a booty hole set but we couldn't tell if it
Speaker 1: was a girl booty hale. And then we saw the
Speaker 1: balls like like accepted that. When I was I was like,
Speaker 1: we really should booty halls. Bro. So uh, the next
Speaker 1: one that's like a form of flashing. That's like that's
Speaker 1: like modern day flash now it So for the kink
Speaker 1: of the week, does anyone know what necrophilia is? Yes?
Speaker 1: Now we have talked about it before, but this was
Speaker 1: a great screenshot from Reddit. There was a question. Now
Speaker 1: we have a whole male segment where people um ask
Speaker 1: questions from us UM. I also want to point out
Speaker 1: that we often use the hashtag and discussed that there
Speaker 1: is no kink shaming. However, we had followers. We had
Speaker 1: actually two people send this to our our Twitter and
Speaker 1: was like, listen, I know we say no kings, but
Speaker 1: should be shame this right so's go this way. Have
Speaker 1: you shamed this? You're like, I get it. A guy's dead,
Speaker 1: are you guys like swapping com not a big deal?
Speaker 1: But this, Yeah, we read the whole story. I think
Speaker 1: my boyfriend is a necrophiliac and I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do. She is what title pretty much sums it
Speaker 1: up for Mattie might be weird. I'm on a mobile phone.
Speaker 1: I've dated my boyfriend almost five years, lived with him
Speaker 1: for three were very close, and I'm hoping you'll pop
Speaker 1: the question soon. Most of our life together is great,
Speaker 1: but our sex life is just weird. He's always wanted
Speaker 1: me to stay still during sex. He says that someone
Speaker 1: moving around is distracting. He is the only person I've
Speaker 1: ever slept with, so I didn't think it was a
Speaker 1: big deal, just a little weird. Sometimes he asks me
Speaker 1: to hold my breath, but I thought it could be
Speaker 1: a choking fetish. Recently, he wants to have sex when
Speaker 1: I come in from the cold. We're up north in Canada,
Speaker 1: probably your people, so we have ample opportunity. He won't
Speaker 1: have sex if I'm hotter, sweaty, which is understandable. Here's
Speaker 1: where stuff gets weird. We were watching Mine Hunter it's
Speaker 1: on Netflix, the show about the FBI tracking, and I
Speaker 1: realized he had a direction specifically when a serial killer
Speaker 1: was just using raping dead bodies. I asked about it,
Speaker 1: and he got defensive and left the house. Two days later,
Speaker 1: I found searches of dead bodies on his computer he
Speaker 1: was intentionally looking at. It was really graphic and gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all of the weird behavior click for me. And I
Speaker 1: haven't said anything to him. I'm scared for my own safety, honestly,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if he'll try to kill me.
Speaker 1: I have no idea how to confront him or bring
Speaker 1: up the idea in couples counseling. So necrophilia was brought up. Actually,
Speaker 1: and this may have actually been a bonus episode, but
Speaker 1: we brought it up when we were discussing Ted Bundy
Speaker 1: because Ted Bundy was actually known as well. Once he
Speaker 1: killed his victims, he did have sex with but Dher
Speaker 1: eight his victims, right, Dahmer would do crazy ship like
Speaker 1: drill a hole in their head and fuck it and yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah all, and it was all Milwaukee is all young
Speaker 1: and gay black men. That's all he did. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was obviously the black serial killers too, maying, drilling
Speaker 1: and fucking holes in heads. WHOA, we don't even know
Speaker 1: the color of these people. There's black people in Canada. Bro,
Speaker 1: Let's not make this oh w pship because we see
Speaker 1: black people do all this crazy ship too. Let me
Speaker 1: see the name here you go, it's definitely WPS though. No,
Speaker 1: it is so so nephilia for those of you who
Speaker 1: were not able to gauge context clues. Is the attraction
Speaker 1: to fucking dead bodies? Uh, the arousal that you get
Speaker 1: from dead bodies and sucking dead bodies. Um, I would, honestly,
Speaker 1: I would be fearful for my life if my man was.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of tail tells you what do you
Speaker 1: gotta do? Is you gotta like, hey, I got a funeral,
Speaker 1: I gotta go to Byet. He's like yeah, let's go. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's here's my question, Like for this, for this kink,
Speaker 1: how do you bring that up to your partner? This
Speaker 1: is like no, no, no, no, I want to know, Like,
Speaker 1: let's as long as you're not hurting people. Animals are
Speaker 1: kids for yeah, this is about hurting people. That's a gas.
Speaker 1: You know. This is a weird. Do you bring this
Speaker 1: up in therapy or do you bring it up by yourself.
Speaker 1: I think it needs to be a group setting, honestly,
Speaker 1: But then do you tell people? Can I be totally honest?
Speaker 1: She needs to run away? No, Like this is something
Speaker 1: I chose. He loves ghost clothes, So I really believe
Speaker 1: like child molesters and people that I don't think you
Speaker 1: can fix them. I don't think he could be fixed.
Speaker 1: I don't think he could fix whatever you think he's
Speaker 1: been looking at. It's way more. He's like, hey, a
Speaker 1: couple of searches. He's doing way more than you know.
Speaker 1: That's a great answer to when you think your about
Speaker 1: what like if you see the text and you're like,
Speaker 1: they're just it's always way more. Looking like I bought
Speaker 1: a shirt. I looked at forty other shirts. I didn't
Speaker 1: just see a shirt. Yeah, there's always a deep dive.
Speaker 1: Everything's deep. So, like you think, a couple of searches
Speaker 1: on dead bodies and he's looking at this, there's way more.
Speaker 1: And you think you don't know you know what's on
Speaker 1: his phone, you don't know if he's part of a group,
Speaker 1: you don't know anything. He's definitely a part of a group. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And there's other there's freaks, not freaks, there's other people
Speaker 1: like this and they're and they all they're all like right, yeah,
Speaker 1: the colder the better, right, and like yeah, alder cold,
Speaker 1: A little purple lady? What was? What was? She should
Speaker 1: be very well? And people were in the comments like, hey,
Speaker 1: where's the full version of this? Was it the alien?
Speaker 1: Porn Alien? She was like, I made an account just
Speaker 1: to figure out the name of this song, and damn write.
Speaker 1: Somebody replied it was a yif porn, wasn't it yef?
Speaker 1: Is that like a Russian gift? So uh, funny enough.
Speaker 1: I was on a date yesterday with old bass Season
Speaker 1: and really he's forty no offense? What was there? She
Speaker 1: was calling him? I don't call him old baby? Do
Speaker 1: you call him old bay? Started calling them old bay?
Speaker 1: He's old to you, bro, that is a laugh. I
Speaker 1: don't think forties old bro. Don't you called him all
Speaker 1: the bay? Before? I told him about a grand Bay
Speaker 1: you gotta pay. We're at dinner and he's like, hold,
Speaker 1: hell's this guy. He's that's not old. It's not old.
Speaker 1: I'm thirty eight. Is that old? Should I get out
Speaker 1: of here? You hair that a little bit of gray
Speaker 1: is that cool, but white people age fast. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be my life as women is this cool? But you
Speaker 1: gotta stick to you do look a little Latton pepper
Speaker 1: is a thing like girls like some pepper maybe keeping
Speaker 1: keeping you not looking thirty eight. So here's what's happening.
Speaker 1: Your Peruvian side is keeping your face young, and then
Speaker 1: your Caucasian side is turning your hair gray. She still, no,
Speaker 1: that's not true because my mom's from Perue and she
Speaker 1: told me that she's never met a bald relative in
Speaker 1: her life. It's on the mom's side, but they all
Speaker 1: went to ghost white their hair full head of hair
Speaker 1: all ghost we I mean, at least is there. He's there.
Speaker 1: Is that big for women? Do you guys like haring
Speaker 1: a guy? Yeah? I do like hair on a guy.
Speaker 1: But I also have a lot of bald niggas on
Speaker 1: my phone too, so I'm cool with bald. And actually,
Speaker 1: if I think about it, Fello bay Ball, the nigga
Speaker 1: that didn't make it very far and didn't even get
Speaker 1: a nickname on here. He was bald by choice, like
Speaker 1: like you know, like are so so nigga Chicago was
Speaker 1: bald but fellon bay his hairline. I could tell because
Speaker 1: when it grows out, I could tell it was going back.
Speaker 1: So he's bald, not by choice, but because he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to puck the hairline right, doesn't want Steven A.
Speaker 1: Smith kind of like, yeah, creep back. Yet Lebron had
Speaker 1: enough money to pay that. Yeah, he's doing a gradual.
Speaker 1: He's gonna like yeah, I mean space jam. He's gonna
Speaker 1: have like perfect hair a dinner. Oh. So he's telling
Speaker 1: me about his day at work and he's like, tell
Speaker 1: me about your day, And I can tell that he's
Speaker 1: not uncomfortable with the podcast. He just doesn't understand it
Speaker 1: as he listened. No, but he was just like your
Speaker 1: wildest fun Like when he looks at answer him, he's like,
Speaker 1: you're fucking wild. And he's like every time I'm with you,
Speaker 1: I see this whole other person. Then I click on
Speaker 1: Instagram and I'm like, who the fuck is this bit?
Speaker 1: So when he asked me about my work for the day,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't want to know. He's like, of
Speaker 1: course I do. I was like, well, me and Mandy
Speaker 1: did an episode about porn categories and he was like really,
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, like the craziest ones I could
Speaker 1: find He's like, what was the craziest. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: let me, let me show you. It's surprisingly not the
Speaker 1: milk Anima. Yeah, that was exactly what you think I
Speaker 1: would actually do that that one. I think I would
Speaker 1: do fart out milk on someone else's tip. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think first off, she eats vaginas't does he really be
Speaker 1: saying no? Now, this is the song they wanted the
Speaker 1: title of. Can you describe what you're looking at? Eddie?
Speaker 1: For the people listening, Um, it's kind of like Animal
Speaker 1: Planet cartoons, literally, animals fucking in cartoons. Who gets turned
Speaker 1: on by that? What? It's inaccurate because I don't can't
Speaker 1: do a missionary that to do it from behind, I know,
Speaker 1: but they they're in, they're in people. I mean, I'm believing.
Speaker 1: One thing that kind of got accurated was the red
Speaker 1: dick coming out. Oh yeah, yeah, dogs get that lipstick cock? Yeah? Good,
Speaker 1: supposed to like it? Hey, I go on a limb here,
Speaker 1: I hate dogs. Wow, you're so brave. Dogs dick used
Speaker 1: to come out. I used to push it away, like
Speaker 1: I'll go away, like take your dick with you go, Like, man, right,
Speaker 1: get out of here. I had a buddy that was
Speaker 1: a he was a young kid. He was like when
Speaker 1: we were like twelve, no, I think it was like eight.
Speaker 1: He was like he would go like this, look at this,
Speaker 1: and he'd go like this to his dog, and his
Speaker 1: dog's dick would come out. I'm like, that is gross.
Speaker 1: He Jackson's dick and I'm supposed to be my friend.
Speaker 1: That's not God. Wait, how do you like eight okay
Speaker 1: hours ago? Oh yeah, it's gross. It was weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: dogs are weird. I think cat dicks are like they
Speaker 1: got a curb on them. Yeah, I think they got
Speaker 1: a curb on' I'm not looking up at you made
Speaker 1: me look up dolphin dick and now I went too far.
Speaker 1: Dolphin dick was huge. Really, yeah, that's biggest. I you like,
Speaker 1: what's that? What's up women taking pictures of we were alone?
Speaker 1: She's horny? That's yeah, it was. I mean I saw
Speaker 1: a horse dick and okay, that's what I calling with
Speaker 1: big dicks. I mean, got a horse or a baby?
Speaker 1: Lip right, I don't really I do call it a baby.
Speaker 1: I'd like to say cocaine. Cocaine. We are not going
Speaker 1: to look up a cat penis. Okay, that's not worse listen,
Speaker 1: that's just too much. Let me see it though. But ahead.
Speaker 1: The first time I saw a horse cock, I was
Speaker 1: at this place for the Royal Winter Fair. It was like,
Speaker 1: you know, like horse stables that like like it was
Speaker 1: like a class trip. And this one horse was like,
Speaker 1: we're like going to barns like I've never like I'm
Speaker 1: a city kid, it was never smelled like like a
Speaker 1: like a farm before. It was like insane. And this
Speaker 1: our teacher, Mr Browning, you know, he was we believed
Speaker 1: he was gay. We weren't sure, but but this is
Speaker 1: the nineties. He had two earrings and a friend picked
Speaker 1: him up after work, so we're like, we didn't know
Speaker 1: what the gay is, but I think he is, you know.
Speaker 1: And I remember we were there and we were just
Speaker 1: like looking all the horses and I was like, weird
Speaker 1: one horse, dude. It was insane. You ever see a
Speaker 1: horse get a boner? Yes, it just goes and honestly,
Speaker 1: it looks like like a fire hose inflating. It was
Speaker 1: and we're like whoa and Mr brown kids don't look
Speaker 1: at that. But then we looked and his head was
Speaker 1: still turned. So that was game first because you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: he looked at that. He was just like, whoa, I'm
Speaker 1: convinced that baby has a horse thick. My mom was like,
Speaker 1: I used to live in alcohol, like in the summers,
Speaker 1: are you cribbing like background? No, well, like if we
Speaker 1: deep dive into the dna um. I think grandmother's side
Speaker 1: is Beijian and then like some Jamaican, but they're not
Speaker 1: really from there. That's just like the Black and Israeli.
Speaker 1: So so my mom, because she's bougie, spent summers in
Speaker 1: Alcopola and she's like, yo, they used to want us
Speaker 1: to go to these sex shows and she was like,
Speaker 1: and one of them I went to. In the last act,
Speaker 1: she's like, brought out a horse, a horse, a full
Speaker 1: on horse. Yeah. Maybe it wasn't talking. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I thought she said horse. But I remember her saying, like,
Speaker 1: everybody in there looked really creepy. And she was like,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was gonna be the sexy thing.
Speaker 1: My mom, Yeah, they gotta be. You don't say ay
Speaker 1: in a suit like yeah. My mom's from New York.
Speaker 1: She moved to San Francisco. She lived all around the world,
Speaker 1: so she seemed she thought it was like a sex party. Thing.
Speaker 1: She's like when that fucker came out, and she said
Speaker 1: it was crazy. She's like, I wanted to leave, but
Speaker 1: you gotta look, gotta look, and she said like the
Speaker 1: woman was like actually enjoying it. And she said that
Speaker 1: there was at least like a hundred people surrounding and
Speaker 1: like looking. She said it was fucking crazy. And she
Speaker 1: said that people were weird looking, but they were all
Speaker 1: like dressed in soothes, very nice, Like this was just
Speaker 1: a real fetish, like they paid mad money. This was
Speaker 1: in mediality. Bro, I'm not not watching. Like, no, bro,
Speaker 1: that's not watching watching. I mean, like if you go
Speaker 1: on like porn hub, like you could find like or
Speaker 1: was it just a video I saw on Twitter? Like
Speaker 1: this person like this woman was getting hit by her dog.
Speaker 1: She like would put like food on her pussy and
Speaker 1: have the dog come and lick it off. She would
Speaker 1: be moaning, like so getting head from the dog, that's
Speaker 1: not okay. Kind of food, Fucking dead bodies, So talking
Speaker 1: about animals, pretty easy, okay, particul decision. I still thinking
Speaker 1: about the Nicrophilio lady. She's gonna get the funk out
Speaker 1: of here. She's get the fun actually tried to find that.
Speaker 1: I'm scared for her life. Yeah, that's not cool. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I hope they convinced her. Um, she's at least got
Speaker 1: to bring it up to him or not, because maybe
Speaker 1: he kills her. That's not good either. He's gotta get
Speaker 1: out of there's got to let everybody know he liked
Speaker 1: it about it. I don't know, man. If here's the thing,
Speaker 1: you tell a cop that and then they have any
Speaker 1: suspicion they find his hard drive, you don't know what
Speaker 1: he's what's in there. She's gotta she's gotta get out
Speaker 1: of there. I'm really worried. Get out of here. No,
Speaker 1: she's gonna get out of here. Okay, let's get more
Speaker 1: light hearted. So I really like this one. Um, it's
Speaker 1: a Cosmopolitan article, but the horrible decision of Cosmopoliti wrong, wrong, Cosmopolitan.
Speaker 1: You want to get on me about saying, like real
Speaker 1: hard words wrong, but go ahead, because mine's a misconsation Italian.
Speaker 1: That's what you just did, cosm Italian. So Italian from
Speaker 1: the city Italian. Actually that's a pretty good one. So
Speaker 1: seventeen types of noises that guys will make during sex.
Speaker 1: I want us to dig into a little bit, and
Speaker 1: things that we like to hear doing sex, the noises
Speaker 1: we like to hear, the weirdest ones all of that ship.
Speaker 1: So seventeen categories. The first one the considerate whispering because
Speaker 1: you have roommates. They're keeping the oh fuck babies barely
Speaker 1: audible because Amanda and Chloe are chilling in the living room.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I do love a considerate whisper.
Speaker 1: Like a whisper, I like like when you're kind of
Speaker 1: like having to like contain breath breathy in your ear.
Speaker 1: You don't like whispering sex, no bit, I'm gonna be loud,
Speaker 1: and I need I need to hear you because I'll
Speaker 1: be like, huh, I can't hear you, Like, don't what
Speaker 1: are you scolding your kid? What? Say it again? I
Speaker 1: want to be able to hear what you're saying. You
Speaker 1: get off on the sound. I like talking during sex.
Speaker 1: I like hearing you. I like hearing maybe either instructions
Speaker 1: or directions. Are you telling me what's good or answering
Speaker 1: my questions. I don't want to not know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I like talking during sex. But even if there's people
Speaker 1: outside listening, I want you to hear me. I want
Speaker 1: you to walk in on us. But what if it's like, like, hey,
Speaker 1: we're sneaking away, like a family party that's going in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. You don't care. Oh, like a sneak away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why we're whispering, Not because in the hotel rooms
Speaker 1: of the rooms around it whispering. Yeah, consider you're considering
Speaker 1: people around. What if you're like a family event and
Speaker 1: you're like, you just want you and your man to go,
Speaker 1: you go to the bathroom, you don't want to everyone
Speaker 1: to hear. So that's cute. I love how about you
Speaker 1: turn on a dime. He's gotta hear me. I gotta
Speaker 1: feel it and see it. And like, what if there's
Speaker 1: your mom's outside, well you know, okay, wow, So the
Speaker 1: last time I had to consider whispering. Um you might
Speaker 1: not know this, but so in a trouble uh huh hello,
Speaker 1: Beard based scissors was their aliases. She was sleeping. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to go, like, we didn't want to go out,
Speaker 1: so she was mad. She's like, whatever, I'm not sucking
Speaker 1: you guys, and she like turns around. So him and
Speaker 1: I were like we were in a hotel. We go
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, Like, no, so we had sex while
Speaker 1: she was sleeping next to her. Yeah, I mean but
Speaker 1: we were you're quiet, yeah, but like we were also
Speaker 1: fucking like earlier. That's different because if you went loud,
Speaker 1: she can't blame you, right, But it was still really
Speaker 1: hot because like we knew we could make noise, but
Speaker 1: we just didn't. But in a way, it's like if
Speaker 1: she sees it, that's good too. Yeah, so it's kind
Speaker 1: of like, yeah, it's kind of like you can't lose
Speaker 1: in the situation. She hade a joke in the morning
Speaker 1: like why didn't you guys waking up? And I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: because it was actually getting hotter because at one point
Speaker 1: when she started breathing every dare, I was like, oh god,
Speaker 1: please at a store because that will really like puck
Speaker 1: this up. But it was pretty good. Still, that sounds
Speaker 1: so number two panting. It's not really asthmatic panting unless
Speaker 1: you're into that, but shallow we're breathing is a sign
Speaker 1: that your boo is giving it. They're absolute all I am.
Speaker 1: I don't know what exactly is a pant. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm panting if I'm riding dick and then by
Speaker 1: the time. But yeah, yeah, our things. I'm going to
Speaker 1: roll over because I don't want you to know I'm
Speaker 1: not a shape. Now. The other one rhythmic grunts. This
Speaker 1: is a sex staple. I don't like it. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. So I was sucking this guy. This was
Speaker 1: maybe two thousand and nine, um, and we were and
Speaker 1: I actually referred to his grunts as animal noises. Bothered
Speaker 1: me like it almost. I didn't know if it was
Speaker 1: a monkey. I don't know what he sounded like, but
Speaker 1: it was like a and I was like, what is
Speaker 1: going on? I w it's a What is that? Primitive? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, well tripping right now? Yes, you're always
Speaker 1: tripping when I'm like getting fox from the back. No,
Speaker 1: don't grunt, bro, you're not lifting up a heavy Yeah
Speaker 1: why are you grunning? BROI no, no, No that's different.
Speaker 1: What's the ship? Then? You know, it's like when you're
Speaker 1: like you're still pushing their stomach like an old man's
Speaker 1: last breath. You know, don't I like a grunt? Recently?
Speaker 1: You want like a like is this cross fit? What
Speaker 1: is this? You want your hand? You want your man?
Speaker 1: Sound like he's hue, but like I remember he was
Speaker 1: biting his lip and I could hear the grunt one
Speaker 1: that's not a good guy. And then I heard come
Speaker 1: out and it was good there in the moment. I
Speaker 1: guess it sounds also. I just had something that came
Speaker 1: to my mind that happened literally last night when I
Speaker 1: was having sex. You were like, I like, when I
Speaker 1: can hear you, right? So he was sucking the ship
Speaker 1: out of me, right, and he puts his hand on
Speaker 1: my face, right, so he's holding down my face and
Speaker 1: like sucking me and it was really good. But at
Speaker 1: one point I couldn't hear because he was holding my ear.
Speaker 1: And then I think he was saying something I want
Speaker 1: to hear, and I heard him be like right, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, it sounds like a seashell when you listen,
Speaker 1: it's like really far away. And I was like, just
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll say yes, But actually he was
Speaker 1: asking me a question. I was like, yes, yes, but
Speaker 1: he was digging your head so down the pill you
Speaker 1: couldn't hear. Yes, yes, yes, this is a pussy up
Speaker 1: for sale, dude, it was. I wanted to tell them
Speaker 1: about a later. I was like, okay, the fourth one
Speaker 1: is grunting, is better for men than it is for women.
Speaker 1: I think, oh yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't want
Speaker 1: grunting at all, way better. Um. Slurping is the next one.
Speaker 1: They're so in the zone they haven't realized it's been
Speaker 1: a while since they since they swallowed, so now they
Speaker 1: have to vacuum up all the extra saliva. I love
Speaker 1: a slurp sound, and I'd be doing it, like no not.
Speaker 1: This is men's moans. So basically these are all things
Speaker 1: that men so married. Again, there's so much saliva because
Speaker 1: their mouth is like open, so you, oh, I get it.
Speaker 1: I think I'm slipping on my plus I knew what
Speaker 1: you thought, giving head. But no, niggas don't slurt. I
Speaker 1: mean I can't speak on be half of them, but
Speaker 1: I mean you can look at it. Well, he's closer
Speaker 1: than I do. You have a slurp and sex no,
Speaker 1: bro s that sounds like something you do when you're salibating,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh shit, I let I let that
Speaker 1: go on too long? Yeah I went that one. Next,
Speaker 1: muffled groans neck or pello seven and this is weird
Speaker 1: a hap sneeze, slash burp. They try to stifle a
Speaker 1: certain noise during sex and we're eitherly fully unsuccessful or
Speaker 1: managed to disguise it with a strange HICCUPI sound their
Speaker 1: body doesn't care if sex is happening. It's going to
Speaker 1: do what it's going to do. I've had to burp
Speaker 1: during for play. That's tough because you're just like, I
Speaker 1: can't let this out. I bet she was not as
Speaker 1: hard as holding in a part when a nigga's sucking
Speaker 1: you from the back. That ship, as hard as you
Speaker 1: probably sounds, comes from a personal place that is probably
Speaker 1: one of the most Like you have to really be
Speaker 1: in control of your body you're getting from the back,
Speaker 1: trying not to fart right, that becomes it's really a skill.
Speaker 1: And then you just have to wait until maybe you're
Speaker 1: switching positions, and then you have to let out a
Speaker 1: quick like without him hearing it, like you got a
Speaker 1: cough over it, like it ruins. You gotta wait for
Speaker 1: it not to be facing you from the back. I
Speaker 1: like we're fooling around. I had to burp. So what
Speaker 1: you do to keep your mouth clothes and you burp
Speaker 1: and it comes up through your nose and it's hot.
Speaker 1: That's not good, No, I mean hot in the bad way.
Speaker 1: It's like, so you really don't want to I can't.
Speaker 1: That's the problem with burping during sex. I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Like what if you really ate my pussy and now
Speaker 1: you bury? Yeah, but I don't want to be like,
Speaker 1: hey remember that meal I head, Well here it is
Speaker 1: again in the worst way. Yeah, you don't smell. I
Speaker 1: do want to just keep in mind for any man
Speaker 1: man that's listening and Eddie including you, when the fart
Speaker 1: thing is happening, we definitely like kind of tents up
Speaker 1: or clench our cheeks. So it's happened to me. When
Speaker 1: like a dude wants me to really arch and then
Speaker 1: he's like spreading my hand to open, I'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's just it may not even be like it's
Speaker 1: just air. You can feel it. On the on the
Speaker 1: topic of sounds, I love a queef, need a queen.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? I love a queen. It's like
Speaker 1: when you open a pop can or soda can, Like,
Speaker 1: that's that's the sound I want. It was like and
Speaker 1: blamed it on my pussy. Oh that's a good one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you girls can do that. You can blame another hole.
Speaker 1: That was my ass, was my pussy. Oh oh no,
Speaker 1: it's like, blame it a little brother. I didn't do that.
Speaker 1: He did it, kid, You gotta fart backup plan Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I was like, damn you pushing that air and
Speaker 1: his pussy, but it was Yeah. So when their dicks
Speaker 1: are big and they're going in and out and that's what, Well,
Speaker 1: it's so big it can because there's too much room.
Speaker 1: So I don't know about that, saying it could happen
Speaker 1: from I don't know. A weird noise they immediately regret
Speaker 1: is the next one. This will happen more often than
Speaker 1: anyone wants to admit. Your partner will do their best
Speaker 1: to stay quiet, then suddenly a weird yelp escapes their lips.
Speaker 1: Like so when when they come, I'm about to say
Speaker 1: I have a guy that does that. When he comes,
Speaker 1: not only does he like shake a control of being skirm,
Speaker 1: but he's like and it's and that's like because he's staking.
Speaker 1: I swear to guy, and I was just actually talking
Speaker 1: about that they're gonna live today because he liked to
Speaker 1: made me suck as dick four times in the night
Speaker 1: and that's all he wants. Head. But when he comes,
Speaker 1: he comes so hard from head. It's like and he
Speaker 1: listen to a shout out to him, but yeah, he
Speaker 1: uncontrollably lucky guy. And he's the only person that makes
Speaker 1: like the weirdest noise when he comes because he's shakes.
Speaker 1: I have a guy that makes so vulnerable, so in
Speaker 1: the moment you can't control what comes out of his body.
Speaker 1: Let go, let it go. Yeah, this guy used to
Speaker 1: make a ha sound what no, not like wow if
Speaker 1: you want to spell it, the provin maybe a job
Speaker 1: you know everything month spanished friends were talking about like
Speaker 1: don't want to jode you out with them, but so
Speaker 1: um eleven is yelling oh yeah, and or you like that.
Speaker 1: There are two kinds of people, those who love to
Speaker 1: talk to him sex and those who think it's the worry.
Speaker 1: You like that, kid, Yeah, that's why we're here. Tell
Speaker 1: me you like it? Huh, tell me you like it?
Speaker 1: I do like it? Yeah, I like it. I actually
Speaker 1: like you miss this dick. You like this? Actually said
Speaker 1: yeah you yeah, I like you. I like I like.
Speaker 1: I don't mind saying that. I like grabbing the face
Speaker 1: and saying that and say you like it, Like look
Speaker 1: right in the eye and say I ask her that
Speaker 1: that's good. That is really quiet in the room. First, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I miss more man. Make him grab your face something
Speaker 1: about it? This is I don't know what something about
Speaker 1: grab your face when he's on top of you and
Speaker 1: just looks in the eye and tells you exactly how
Speaker 1: it feels, how good it is. Dude, No, I like that.
Speaker 1: I like. I like when there's something from the back though.
Speaker 1: I like when my face is grabbed. He's sucking me
Speaker 1: from the back and he's forcing me to look back
Speaker 1: at him sucking me. I actually like something pretty gross
Speaker 1: with like what do you like from behind and it's
Speaker 1: like the fingers. Yeah, I don't like that. What that's
Speaker 1: some weird like like that? What do you want to
Speaker 1: go to the dentist? You're like, this feels familiar. Actually
Speaker 1: there was one. I don't know, because you know, you
Speaker 1: can't control how much he's gonna pull fishing one hand maybe,
Speaker 1: but like I like when the like none of that,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are my fucking horror? You guys
Speaker 1: just you are. Sometimes i'm dating somebody, I'll like, I'll
Speaker 1: do that to when we're priv I grab her face
Speaker 1: and I can't I want to go home to like
Speaker 1: just grab her face in public. I also like the
Speaker 1: grabbing my face. No, I like the grabbing of my
Speaker 1: face when I'm sucking the dicks, so like I'm just
Speaker 1: looking up with his dick in my face, like when
Speaker 1: you assisted with your chin or whatever. You mean, like
Speaker 1: just looking up like start like that. Oh I don't
Speaker 1: think I do that. I want it out so um.
Speaker 1: The next one is real fucking dirty talk. There's dirty talking.
Speaker 1: This dirty talk the type of person who does the
Speaker 1: ladder strings to what this is me? This is me.
Speaker 1: Let put words together. We can't even print here. It's
Speaker 1: the kind of stuff that would make some people cringe
Speaker 1: and others orgas immediately. That's you, right, you talk like that.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm You're like, it's like it's almost like
Speaker 1: you're playing basketball. Like like I'll ask him. I'll be like, you, like,
Speaker 1: how your fucking dirty slut? Huh? I love being your
Speaker 1: slit like, and I like I talk really nasty and
Speaker 1: I'll tell them the spin of my mouth. I'll tell
Speaker 1: them to like slap my ass and I'll be like
Speaker 1: open my ass more and like, but I'm just really
Speaker 1: raunchy when I say the thing that's great. Actually something
Speaker 1: said it was like at just showing control like you
Speaker 1: got it, here's what it is, right, whatever you want.
Speaker 1: And he's like the super like let me be in control,
Speaker 1: um chicken bed. Yes. So even though like with me,
Speaker 1: like me saying those things makes me feel like I'm
Speaker 1: in control, like I know I'm doing and whatever other
Speaker 1: bitches doing it like really dirty that someone said to
Speaker 1: you and you were like too much. M M. I
Speaker 1: don't know nothing. I don't think anything to pull me back.
Speaker 1: But like I think it's hard to shock a comic,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, that's a good point
Speaker 1: I have to. I had someone say something that was like,
Speaker 1: you know what is when it's when it's a word
Speaker 1: or phrasing that's like, you know, don't say it like that.
Speaker 1: That's what throws me off. Like what daddy. I've had
Speaker 1: daddy before. That's fine. I prefer papa. It's a Spanish thing. Uh.
Speaker 1: But one time I was it this girl and we're
Speaker 1: doing it and I had to pull out. I was like,
Speaker 1: what do you want me to come like? She said
Speaker 1: and here's the phrase on my tummy tummy? How old
Speaker 1: was she? She was like thirty tommy tummy. That to
Speaker 1: me is more shocking. Did she say it like out
Speaker 1: my tummy. I was like, how about your chinny chinchin?
Speaker 1: You say, what is this a nurser? Your rhyme tommy
Speaker 1: tommy would have been problem right, Like if you said can,
Speaker 1: my fucking face would be like cool. But tummy, that
Speaker 1: to me is more shocking. Tummy, I mean, you gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta tummy come, you gotta tummy come. I think
Speaker 1: I told this before. I think I had this conversation
Speaker 1: before you know what. I was going to ask you
Speaker 1: if you ever told us on your show? What so
Speaker 1: did you ever tell that or did you tell it
Speaker 1: to me? I can't remember. I remember you I say
Speaker 1: the story to you, I think I said on the podcast,
Speaker 1: and then you asked me about it. I think I think.
Speaker 1: I think that's the same. Boobies. Ye, the certain words
Speaker 1: are don't say boobies and tummy. While we're you know
Speaker 1: is we're all part of the porn generation. We all
Speaker 1: heard it all or done it all. But certain words
Speaker 1: that don't creep in there. That sounds odd and like
Speaker 1: you're maybe you've got a weird upbringing. Hum's baby talking
Speaker 1: that's popular When he was like, oh my little bitty
Speaker 1: chitties like, yeah that she was like, what the fun?
Speaker 1: That ship is weird? Um. Actually, there's a guy I
Speaker 1: don't even want to say who it is, but he
Speaker 1: was telling me about a woman that he slept joy
Speaker 1: and he said she started talking like a baby, and
Speaker 1: he said, and I was really freaking out. And he
Speaker 1: was like, but the more she talked like that, it's
Speaker 1: like she was getting off, so you gotta get go
Speaker 1: with it. He's like, and I didn't know what to
Speaker 1: do because she was what you did? She come? Just
Speaker 1: rock her to sleep. She wasn't say ish things, but
Speaker 1: like she was talking like a baby. She's like, you
Speaker 1: want to hear something really dark and it's sad about
Speaker 1: like girls with high pitched voices. It's bad. So I
Speaker 1: read this in a in a editorial about so I
Speaker 1: dated a girl. I did two girls back and back
Speaker 1: home that high pitch voices to the point where your
Speaker 1: friends are like, she's got a high pitched voice, huh.
Speaker 1: And she had a high pitched voice. And I found
Speaker 1: out both girls were sexually assaulted when they were young.
Speaker 1: And there's something about that where you can read you
Speaker 1: kind of maintain your innocence because it's been taken from you.
Speaker 1: So you keep your high pitch voice. Wow, reading up.
Speaker 1: We can't control what our voices are. No, you can't,
Speaker 1: but the subscious subconscious, your subconscious goes there. So there's
Speaker 1: something dark about that when a girl has a high
Speaker 1: pitched voice. In general, I always wonder about that. Because
Speaker 1: both girls were like, are you looking it up? No?
Speaker 1: He is just the camera. Oh cool, I thought he
Speaker 1: looked up? Look up, guy, look up, guy. But that's
Speaker 1: what I heard. I know it's dark and kind of sad,
Speaker 1: but like both girlfriends had that, I looked it up
Speaker 1: and was like, oh man, before we go out of here. Um,
Speaker 1: not to but it could be a sense of well,
Speaker 1: you told another story. Do you want to share it?
Speaker 1: Because we got really excited because there was blood involved.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, he already did. They'll hear it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we recorded it for I'm ducked up. Oh very interesting.
Speaker 1: It's honestly it was. You wouldn't be able to sit
Speaker 1: through the story. So what do get to know? Because
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like blood. Um. The last
Speaker 1: one is basically I'm coming. What was that story? The
Speaker 1: last one was, UM literally said I'm coming. I like that,
Speaker 1: so I love an announcement. I like an announcement. I announced,
Speaker 1: I announced when I'm coming, and like I like when
Speaker 1: he's forced me, like, come on this dick, Like when
Speaker 1: he's telling me to come. I like that. And then
Speaker 1: I like to know when he's coming. I actually know
Speaker 1: when he's coming all the time because he comes in
Speaker 1: my mouth. So I normally know because he comes really fast,
Speaker 1: pulls off the condom and then it plates into my mouth.
Speaker 1: I like to say I'm about to arrive. I keep
Speaker 1: it really regal, you know what I mean. Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: almost there. Oh there, what you mean? Almost there? I'm here?
Speaker 1: All right, we're getting into homemail it's coming. Uh. Send
Speaker 1: your questions to Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. This
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Speaker 1: be good because maybe you can give us an insight.
Speaker 1: Hi Mandy, Hiweezy. Love your podcast and I listened weekly.
Speaker 1: I have an issue. My boyfriend and I used to
Speaker 1: have sex regularly. He would eat me out often, and
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. I love giving blow jobs, and everyone
Speaker 1: I've ever blown and said I'm the best. I deep
Speaker 1: throat sucks bit. But I noticed it was taking him
Speaker 1: a really long time to come. He likes a very
Speaker 1: specific way to be blown, and while it's sexy, after
Speaker 1: twenty minutes in the same position, he still wouldn't come.
Speaker 1: He stopped eating me out because he claims it's unfair
Speaker 1: that I come from oral and he doesn't now um
Speaker 1: despite me blowing him for sometimes thirty minutes. While he's
Speaker 1: not the best I've ever had, he's good and I
Speaker 1: deserve to get my pussy legs. He's starting to suggest
Speaker 1: that I should sleep with other people. He's starting to
Speaker 1: suggest sleeping with other people. Sorry, I don't want that.
Speaker 1: What can I do? And is he being unfair? Sincerely lost?
Speaker 1: He's not coming during oral sex at all. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: she says that she's like she's jerking off too much.
Speaker 1: He's got to hold back. Yo's looking out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, I think they put it
Speaker 1: in your mouth. He's drinking off too much. I was
Speaker 1: going to say that I've noticed m he's got to
Speaker 1: hold back frequently, have a harder time being able to
Speaker 1: engage in sex. Yeah, especially watching porn. The created Uh,
Speaker 1: they just create these expectations of their mind. It's just
Speaker 1: the moment you get porn out of your head. I
Speaker 1: feel like your sex left gets better in my opinion
Speaker 1: for me personally as a man who Van Leathan is.
Speaker 1: Do you know, Um, I hate saying it like this,
Speaker 1: but he's the guy who cursed out Kanye from TMZ okay.
Speaker 1: So being friend of the show, we've both been on
Speaker 1: the show being announced on Instagram recently that he was
Speaker 1: going to stop stop watching porn, and um, he loves
Speaker 1: porn right like, talks about it all the time, knows
Speaker 1: man porn stars interviewed some and Um, I have been
Speaker 1: wanting to ask when he comes on our show how
Speaker 1: sex has changed and how masturbations changed, because when I
Speaker 1: give myself a little bit of a break, I am
Speaker 1: way more invested. Yeah, for sure, when I'm in a
Speaker 1: relationship with someone, the sex is better if I don't
Speaker 1: watch porn, for sure, because I feel like there's something
Speaker 1: I have a theory about porn. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a bad thing. I think it's your thing. Fine, the
Speaker 1: whole industry about it, people support or whatever. But as
Speaker 1: human beings, I feel like there's images that we're not
Speaker 1: used to seeing and it just was inundated. And then
Speaker 1: when you have sex with a woman, you're like, what like,
Speaker 1: I feel like it kind of handicaps you a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's what I think is a man, and you're creating
Speaker 1: an expectation of coming. You're like, all right, a guy
Speaker 1: doesn't like watch porn and goes, I'm gonna really draw
Speaker 1: this out for an hour. No, you get rid of
Speaker 1: it immediately, and you create like this quickness to it,
Speaker 1: and it should essentral. You should be with someone to
Speaker 1: be intimate, have a moment, be organic, and come together
Speaker 1: instead of just like getting off. I think it creates
Speaker 1: a false expectation. Well, I also don't like how and
Speaker 1: guy should recreate moments they see him porn. It's like,
Speaker 1: are you into this? You tell because like I just
Speaker 1: slapped off the top scene. Did you watch it? There's
Speaker 1: a scene where this guy immediately puts his hand on
Speaker 1: a girl's neck and she's like, oh my god, please stop,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I thought you liked that. And they're
Speaker 1: in they're in high school, but that's where people are
Speaker 1: learning sex. I mean, I hate that he brought up
Speaker 1: the fairness as in like he's not going to give
Speaker 1: her head anymore because she comes off head and he
Speaker 1: doesn't come off her head. Yeah, it's not like that.
Speaker 1: It's keeping tally like that's super ridiculous. Um. Also, I
Speaker 1: would be interested if he's someone who has come off
Speaker 1: head before. So there's a lot of men who can't
Speaker 1: come off head. There's a lot of men who can
Speaker 1: come only from head. So I think that it's important
Speaker 1: for them to have that conversation. How can I not
Speaker 1: also bother you that someone knows they can make you
Speaker 1: come and won't do it. Won't do it. He literally said,
Speaker 1: you come when I do this, but I don't know
Speaker 1: when you do, so I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1: Like what you like doesn't it doesn't feel good? Why
Speaker 1: can't you still do it? Yeah? I like that. I
Speaker 1: think that she's selfish. He's selfish. She needs to leave him.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care about her. He wants to get off
Speaker 1: and I'm not getting off the way. I wants to
Speaker 1: watch it and help you get off the way you want,
Speaker 1: which is which is awful. That's the track. That the
Speaker 1: most trashiest thing. That's like that friend that's like, hey,
Speaker 1: how about your coffee last week? You on me a coffee?
Speaker 1: Like bro, it's a coffee. I used to have a
Speaker 1: coworker like that, like keeping and I'm sure, no problem,
Speaker 1: I'll get you coffee. Bro, Like, yeah, like, what are
Speaker 1: you keeping? That's what you do with when stuff is
Speaker 1: like I wanted to be fair. Sex is supposed be
Speaker 1: Fair's supposed to be you get off and then getting off.
Speaker 1: However it is, that's what it is. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. There was a guy and I ended up
Speaker 1: blocking him because he wasn't on the Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: do so he Um, I hit because I kind of
Speaker 1: wanted company, And the very first thing he said was, um, cool,
Speaker 1: but I want you to make me come. And less
Speaker 1: he said that, so we've we've talked sexually, hitting him
Speaker 1: up for a booty call, but like as soon as
Speaker 1: he said that to me, it kind of turned me
Speaker 1: off because I want your responses. I want I want
Speaker 1: you to say good. I want to come over and
Speaker 1: make you come, Like I don't want all of the
Speaker 1: emphasis on you coming. Like I think that it should
Speaker 1: be important that whoever you're with aims to please you,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, first of all, Nick is gonna come,
Speaker 1: regardless the fact that your immediate thing was who I
Speaker 1: want you to make me come? I was just like,
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen. Yeah, that's like an automatic yeah. So
Speaker 1: to me, it's like you should be worried about making me.
Speaker 1: I want the emphasis that you're going to try to
Speaker 1: make me coming. If you don't, don't come over. I
Speaker 1: sent this text message to someone she knows right, you
Speaker 1: see the name. Oh this was July. Okay, I said,
Speaker 1: damn not trying to be thirsty, but damn you look
Speaker 1: good in that new picture. Boo he butt l o
Speaker 1: L and I put a little tongue thank you babe.
Speaker 1: So then I didn't he that's what he says, doesn't reply.
Speaker 1: Two days later, five in the morning, he goes, I
Speaker 1: would love some good ass head though I replied, so
Speaker 1: would I, and then he goes, like to suck my dick.
Speaker 1: I said, ha ha, did you stop eating pussy? Question mark?
Speaker 1: This is all before noon, and I was so turned off,
Speaker 1: Like I don't get white guys do that. It's all
Speaker 1: about them, make it all about you, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: be fine, Bro, You're gonna be there, it's gonna happens.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get why guys have
Speaker 1: to be like I want to come. I want to
Speaker 1: get I want you to let me fuck you, like yeah,
Speaker 1: you should be worried about making her feel good, making
Speaker 1: her feel great, making her feel like a woman, and
Speaker 1: that other stuff is easy the main thing. It's like
Speaker 1: an automat. People use each other all the time. When
Speaker 1: I wrote him that, did I want to suck him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did. I'm using him, he's using me. Why I
Speaker 1: think it's I think I'm insecurity. They want to read
Speaker 1: and know what's going to happen. That's what I think. It's. No,
Speaker 1: that's why I like when he wrote me and was like,
Speaker 1: I want you to make me come. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: your text should have read I want to make you come.
Speaker 1: Don't don't make this about you, because now I'm turned off.
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of men do that with sex.
Speaker 1: They're so um, I don't want to say overly, horny
Speaker 1: or whatever, but they're so stuck on them coming that
Speaker 1: they don't even put into the fore play. Of women
Speaker 1: do that too. A girl said that to me when
Speaker 1: we were making out and like flirting, and she was like,
Speaker 1: I know you want this pussy. I know you want
Speaker 1: to eat my pussy. I know it. I know saw
Speaker 1: you look at me. I know you want my pussy.
Speaker 1: And I'm like Okay, I mean you're cute. Yes I do.
Speaker 1: But like, see, I'm being a stand up comic. You
Speaker 1: want the audience to like it. You want them to
Speaker 1: like you, laugh, have a good time, ask it back.
Speaker 1: We want more. I care that in my personal life,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want her to like this guy's the best,
Speaker 1: this guy's great, He's all about me. I'm not up
Speaker 1: there being like I'm here to only make me feel good.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like I feel like men
Speaker 1: is that if you treat your partner like you're an audience,
Speaker 1: I want to please and have me back like a
Speaker 1: performer doesn't even think about when you're having a conversation,
Speaker 1: Like I'm thinking for myself in this moment. The only
Speaker 1: time that I'll say something about myself is like I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I'll ask them. I'd be like, why do
Speaker 1: you want you want to suck this pussy? Don't you
Speaker 1: say it like that like a question? Marks So it's
Speaker 1: like this, I'm not telling them like I know you
Speaker 1: need it, like it feels weird. I'm talking about me
Speaker 1: is when how good they make me feel? See, so
Speaker 1: I'll do that. I'm not gonna lie when it comes
Speaker 1: to head. But it's like, I know you missed my mouth,
Speaker 1: like but the whole act. I know you missed my mouth,
Speaker 1: but if me pleasing you, oh because my mouth is
Speaker 1: lit so like my health is that mouth. I'm saying
Speaker 1: what you do on the microphone, so like I will
Speaker 1: over overboast my head game, but I'm over boasting it
Speaker 1: as excited. But it's going to please you, right right,
Speaker 1: I'll do your mouth. Yes you did? Ye? So yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I guess before we get out of here, I
Speaker 1: know you gotta run. Do you want to let our
Speaker 1: audience know, um where they can find you? Also, thank
Speaker 1: you for coming on this. This is great. Had a
Speaker 1: great time dead bodies and fucking animals. But you know
Speaker 1: cool we're looking up cat dicks together. Right. I was
Speaker 1: gonna mention, what did you said that article about that
Speaker 1: woman that's at that guy's house on fire, the booty queen?
Speaker 1: Didn't I have a podcast to call exact Mundo. Listen
Speaker 1: to it. Yeah, And we basically take Barry news stories
Speaker 1: to dig him up in rowsum. So you know the
Speaker 1: news the news cycle now is all like Trump and shooting.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. So I take stories they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: should that happened, or this happened a little more light
Speaker 1: hearted so that I do it alone fifty minutes whatever.
Speaker 1: But a girl from New so, a girl from New
Speaker 1: Jersey drove all the way to Pennsylvania four am like
Speaker 1: guys like, hey, come over, okay, cool, And the text
Speaker 1: message back and forth was amazing and then she goes,
Speaker 1: I'm here, but we did we did cover down. Ye.
Speaker 1: You just see the text message discourse back and forth.
Speaker 1: It was like it's like like, wow, this is a
Speaker 1: straight up booty call. Like it's not even like hey,
Speaker 1: what's up, like come over? You got it? And it
Speaker 1: just shows up call text call, text, I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: You deserve to die. And she says house on fire.
Speaker 1: Oh I see, And now she's the episode that you
Speaker 1: dropped was a booty call, burns a house down? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that ship and we're gonna go ahead and put your
Speaker 1: information as well in the description to this episode. I
Speaker 1: do want to thank you for coming. I want to
Speaker 1: thank you as well. I want to say one thing
Speaker 1: as well. I'm very proud of you guys. This started.
Speaker 1: This started with a phone call and someone who listened
Speaker 1: to my podcast, and you never know how these things reach.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, hey, what do I do? Like?
Speaker 1: Do it because you love it, don't think about the money.
Speaker 1: And now you're here and you're and you gotta you
Speaker 1: got a career with it, and it's it's pretty miraculous.
Speaker 1: And uh, I don't know you, but I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: Thank you now I know and now I know you now,
Speaker 1: but you know it's I don't know, but but it's great.
Speaker 1: It's just very rarely in the business you get to
Speaker 1: see the moment the impetus from like the moment says hey,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about doing this, to like, hey, we're doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're ranking, You're in the top one, and it's great.
Speaker 1: It's awesome to watch. And I'm glad we had that
Speaker 1: phone call. I'm glad I'm here. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Your advice is similar to what I tell people now
Speaker 1: because Mandy and I had a point where we were
Speaker 1: getting frustrated about money and we had to almost let
Speaker 1: it go. Yeah, let it go, you do. It's like
Speaker 1: when you're looking for somebody special in your life. The
Speaker 1: moment let it go, they show up and people can
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Speaker 1: when you're gimmicky, you're this. But if you're just genuinely
Speaker 1: I love talking this person, talking shit, having fun on
Speaker 1: a microphone. The audience has fun with you, and then
Speaker 1: that's when they come to see you alive. That's when
Speaker 1: they pay to see you. That's when they donate. To Patreon.
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Speaker 1: We want to give a huge shout out to everyone
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Speaker 1: again want to thank you guys, and also for YouTube
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Speaker 1: And it is the ruthlessness in YouTube. YouTube YouTube comments
Speaker 1: are like the bathrooms to all wall people think they
Speaker 1: were right whatever they want. Yeah. I did like a
Speaker 1: few minutes of dropping in with Andrews like he did
Speaker 1: in DC, and there was a comment about me that said,
Speaker 1: fuck yeah, she looks like a fucking horror I love it.
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean that's a good huh Oh. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we're gonna leave you guys off with a five minute clip.
Speaker 1: And as always, this has been yet another episode of
Speaker 1: Horror Decision that Rich can y'all hear the wealth in
Speaker 1: her voice. No no, no, no, no no no. I
Speaker 1: spent seven hundred for boxing matches, a hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: for workspace, and now thirty thousand is just not that much.
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Speaker 1: My credit limit right now is like sound I was
Speaker 1: an eighty year old white many way higher all out,
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I want to know. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: this right. You know what this reminds me of? And
Speaker 1: y'all she ain't shared this in the heat another an episode.
Speaker 1: But let me tell y'all how we were sitting because
Speaker 1: y'all know, it's Jamaica, so bitch's tropical while and we're
Speaker 1: sitting at the table, I think breakfast a lunch, and
Speaker 1: she's like, I wish I had my heavy on missed Spray. No, bro,
Speaker 1: don't let me get the group chatt a here, bitch,
Speaker 1: She requested eavy on miss Spray in Jamaica, while she's
Speaker 1: sitting here across from me telling me thirty thousand is
Speaker 1: not a lot. She spent seven hundred on boxing. I
Speaker 1: don't know who this rich bitches, but I know that
Speaker 1: we love corporate America and at one time you guys
Speaker 1: were able to relate. But I think that we're getting
Speaker 1: away from that now. Be honest, if you're I spent
Speaker 1: a lot of my money from the capital gains I've
Speaker 1: made ship diversified polio to I don't remember talking about
Speaker 1: you said Evan. You said Evan, Miss Spray, bitch. I
Speaker 1: haven't said, oh um, okay, I didn't say you said.
Speaker 1: You said because it was hot, you wanted Evon, Miss
Speaker 1: Bright and it was the Evon that threw me off.
Speaker 1: That's why the fun I remember it. Oh bishy, miss Spray?
Speaker 1: Could you said, I've never seen it? There got to
Speaker 1: be something affordable for us regulars out here. Well, have
Speaker 1: you never seen Evan Missed someone who just wants Evon,
Speaker 1: Miss Spray. No, they make it for for for what.
Speaker 1: That's okay, you've been around no, no, yeah, yeah, yeahs
Speaker 1: trying on front. When they came back with that Missed
Speaker 1: this Saturday, I was just about to pass out from here,
Speaker 1: and I was like, thank you so much. You know
Speaker 1: what makes it even worse everybody listening in there when
Speaker 1: the white girls do it, like the super blonde, like
Speaker 1: I'm a bottle girl at night, spray me with it.
Speaker 1: I feel even you have Senegalese twist in your head
Speaker 1: talking about some heavy on miss break in Jamaica in
Speaker 1: the tropicals. I don't remember saying that's whine, but honestly,
Speaker 1: it wasn't that hot it not. Maybe I was joking,
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I was probably joking. I had You haven't
Speaker 1: joked this whole episode. I think you meet every word
Speaker 1: out your goddamn mouth. Go ahead and read number eleven
Speaker 1: before we get into our home meal. So if a
Speaker 1: female ferret does not have sex for a year, she
Speaker 1: will die. Thankfully, It's not true for humans, thank god,
Speaker 1: but I'll be going two weeks feeling like I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1: One year they die. I love that There's only two
Speaker 1: more there. Quick. Here is one of the short but
Speaker 1: equally weird sex facts. Approximately one percent of women can
Speaker 1: achieve full orgasm solely from stimulating their breath. Not me.
Speaker 1: I absolutely hate my titties played with. I don't like
Speaker 1: them being sucked. Don't rub them, don't suck them, don't
Speaker 1: bite them. If you do it, you could do it
Speaker 1: very slowly. Like sometimes I'd like to slap a nigga's
Speaker 1: face with my tips, but that's about it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love my tips bank that's my ship. Like when
Speaker 1: I'm getting sucked and they're like slap me on the titties.
Speaker 1: But like certain nig because I like to sting um
Speaker 1: and the last time I like Number eleven. Number eleven
Speaker 1: says nearly two thirds of all men and women have
Speaker 1: fantasized about another person while having sexual intercourse with their
Speaker 1: current partner. Typically, the one being fantasized about is not
Speaker 1: someone they will be able to have intercourse with, but
Speaker 1: it may increase their's or their partner's satisfaction. I will
Speaker 1: say so right now, because I've only been I don't
Speaker 1: fantasize at all about anyone else, but I have been
Speaker 1: with other niggas fantasizing about seven fucking me. Also, I
Speaker 1: just saw it dress Elva in person for the first time,
Speaker 1: and not only when he opened his goddamn mouth, but
Speaker 1: when he appeared to be less than twenty feet away
Speaker 1: from me. I was just like, god fucking damn, I
Speaker 1: know we all like his motherfucking accent. So I went
Speaker 1: to the Hobbs and Shaw screening and Mindy, that was amazing.
Speaker 1: First off, it was like porn. I'm allowed to talk
Speaker 1: about it now. So at the end of the movie,
Speaker 1: they all go to Samoa, which is supposed to be
Speaker 1: the wrong If you're going to see the movie, then
Speaker 1: just fast forward, like no, no, no, no, you don't
Speaker 1: have to. I'm just literally going to talk about how
Speaker 1: they were