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Speaker 1: a stand Okay, first, let's start off. I'm wheezy. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm um peg the Stallion a k A. I still

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Speaker 1: haven't gotten my chicken sandwich, but me neither, bitch. I

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Speaker 1: today's a special episode because I was a superstand up

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Speaker 1: two podcasts like three or four years ago, and it

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Speaker 1: a podcaster. And it's funny because when we got on

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Speaker 1: because you love to like sit around and talk with

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Speaker 1: That's I remember that phone call, but I remember I

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Speaker 1: gave you no allusions towards like, yo, you're not going

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Speaker 1: You can't even be like, oh, the reason why we're

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Speaker 1: I'm a comedian and podcaster, and you the podcast no

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Speaker 1: We probably nine years ago. I don't even remember it.

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Speaker 1: But do you guys see, um, what's going on with

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Speaker 1: that new MTV show? And it's like really problematic. So

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Speaker 1: it's a show about ghosting, but they're literally, yes, they're

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Speaker 1: But it's just like, bro, you gott goes to this

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Speaker 1: Cheaters back in the day, Damn it was Remember I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: Cheaters was good. Cheaters was great. Cheeter goes great. I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about ghosting. If someone goes to you, bro, they're

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Speaker 1: But to find ghosts that we're talking like you fool

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Speaker 1: I no longer want to respond to you, that should

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Speaker 1: give you all the HI. I'm not interesting. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: like it was whatever, but if there was something substantial,

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Speaker 1: but if it was almost a relationship. You don't go

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Speaker 1: all of the weird behavior click for me. And I

422
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 1: haven't said anything to him. I'm scared for my own safety, honestly,

423
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,439
Speaker 1: because I don't know if he'll try to kill me.

424
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: I have no idea how to confront him or bring

425
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:25,120
Speaker 1: up the idea in couples counseling. So necrophilia was brought up. Actually,

426
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,119
Speaker 1: and this may have actually been a bonus episode, but

427
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: we brought it up when we were discussing Ted Bundy

428
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 1: because Ted Bundy was actually known as well. Once he

429
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 1: killed his victims, he did have sex with but Dher

430
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 1: eight his victims, right, Dahmer would do crazy ship like

431
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 1: drill a hole in their head and fuck it and yes, yeah,

432
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,920
Speaker 1: yeah all, and it was all Milwaukee is all young

433
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 1: and gay black men. That's all he did. Yeah, yeah,

434
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:58,119
Speaker 1: he was obviously the black serial killers too, maying, drilling

435
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 1: and fucking holes in heads. WHOA, we don't even know

436
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 1: the color of these people. There's black people in Canada. Bro,

437
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 1: Let's not make this oh w pship because we see

438
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 1: black people do all this crazy ship too. Let me

439
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 1: see the name here you go, it's definitely WPS though. No,

440
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: it is so so nephilia for those of you who

441
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 1: were not able to gauge context clues. Is the attraction

442
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,160
Speaker 1: to fucking dead bodies? Uh, the arousal that you get

443
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 1: from dead bodies and sucking dead bodies. Um, I would, honestly,

444
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 1: I would be fearful for my life if my man was.

445
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 1: There's a lot of tail tells you what do you

446
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 1: gotta do? Is you gotta like, hey, I got a funeral,

447
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:45,640
Speaker 1: I gotta go to Byet. He's like yeah, let's go. Okay,

448
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: here's here's my question, Like for this, for this kink,

449
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: how do you bring that up to your partner? This

450
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,919
Speaker 1: is like no, no, no, no, I want to know, Like,

451
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,239
Speaker 1: let's as long as you're not hurting people. Animals are

452
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:02,360
Speaker 1: kids for yeah, this is about hurting people. That's a gas.

453
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: You know. This is a weird. Do you bring this

454
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: up in therapy or do you bring it up by yourself.

455
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: I think it needs to be a group setting, honestly,

456
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 1: But then do you tell people? Can I be totally honest?

457
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: She needs to run away? No, Like this is something

458
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:24,160
Speaker 1: I chose. He loves ghost clothes, So I really believe

459
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: like child molesters and people that I don't think you

460
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 1: can fix them. I don't think he could be fixed.

461
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: I don't think he could fix whatever you think he's

462
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: been looking at. It's way more. He's like, hey, a

463
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: couple of searches. He's doing way more than you know.

464
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: That's a great answer to when you think your about

465
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 1: what like if you see the text and you're like,

466
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: they're just it's always way more. Looking like I bought

467
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 1: a shirt. I looked at forty other shirts. I didn't

468
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 1: just see a shirt. Yeah, there's always a deep dive.

469
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 1: Everything's deep. So, like you think, a couple of searches

470
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: on dead bodies and he's looking at this, there's way more.

471
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 1: And you think you don't know you know what's on

472
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: his phone, you don't know if he's part of a group,

473
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: you don't know anything. He's definitely a part of a group. Yeah,

474
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 1: And there's other there's freaks, not freaks, there's other people

475
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: like this and they're and they all they're all like right, yeah,

476
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: the colder the better, right, and like yeah, alder cold,

477
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: A little purple lady? What was? What was? She should

478
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: be very well? And people were in the comments like, hey,

479
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,479
Speaker 1: where's the full version of this? Was it the alien?

480
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 1: Porn Alien? She was like, I made an account just

481
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: to figure out the name of this song, and damn write.

482
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: Somebody replied it was a yif porn, wasn't it yef?

483
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: Is that like a Russian gift? So uh, funny enough.

484
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 1: I was on a date yesterday with old bass Season

485
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: and really he's forty no offense? What was there? She

486
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 1: was calling him? I don't call him old baby? Do

487
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: you call him old bay? Started calling them old bay?

488
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: He's old to you, bro, that is a laugh. I

489
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: don't think forties old bro. Don't you called him all

490
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: the bay? Before? I told him about a grand Bay

491
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 1: you gotta pay. We're at dinner and he's like, hold,

492
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: hell's this guy. He's that's not old. It's not old.

493
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: I'm thirty eight. Is that old? Should I get out

494
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 1: of here? You hair that a little bit of gray

495
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: is that cool, but white people age fast. It's gonna

496
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: be my life as women is this cool? But you

497
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: gotta stick to you do look a little Latton pepper

498
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 1: is a thing like girls like some pepper maybe keeping

499
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: keeping you not looking thirty eight. So here's what's happening.

500
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 1: Your Peruvian side is keeping your face young, and then

501
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: your Caucasian side is turning your hair gray. She still, no,

502
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: that's not true because my mom's from Perue and she

503
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: told me that she's never met a bald relative in

504
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: her life. It's on the mom's side, but they all

505
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: went to ghost white their hair full head of hair

506
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 1: all ghost we I mean, at least is there. He's there.

507
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: Is that big for women? Do you guys like haring

508
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 1: a guy? Yeah? I do like hair on a guy.

509
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: But I also have a lot of bald niggas on

510
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: my phone too, so I'm cool with bald. And actually,

511
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: if I think about it, Fello bay Ball, the nigga

512
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,959
Speaker 1: that didn't make it very far and didn't even get

513
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: a nickname on here. He was bald by choice, like

514
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: like you know, like are so so nigga Chicago was

515
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 1: bald but fellon bay his hairline. I could tell because

516
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: when it grows out, I could tell it was going back.

517
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: So he's bald, not by choice, but because he doesn't

518
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 1: want to puck the hairline right, doesn't want Steven A.

519
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: Smith kind of like, yeah, creep back. Yet Lebron had

520
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 1: enough money to pay that. Yeah, he's doing a gradual.

521
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: He's gonna like yeah, I mean space jam. He's gonna

522
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:48,360
Speaker 1: have like perfect hair a dinner. Oh. So he's telling

523
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 1: me about his day at work and he's like, tell

524
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: me about your day, And I can tell that he's

525
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: not uncomfortable with the podcast. He just doesn't understand it

526
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: as he listened. No, but he was just like your

527
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 1: wildest fun Like when he looks at answer him, he's like,

528
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: you're fucking wild. And he's like every time I'm with you,

529
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 1: I see this whole other person. Then I click on

530
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: Instagram and I'm like, who the fuck is this bit?

531
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 1: So when he asked me about my work for the day,

532
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't want to know. He's like, of

533
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: course I do. I was like, well, me and Mandy

534
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: did an episode about porn categories and he was like really,

535
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, like the craziest ones I could

536
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: find He's like, what was the craziest. I was like, oh,

537
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: let me, let me show you. It's surprisingly not the

538
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: milk Anima. Yeah, that was exactly what you think I

539
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: would actually do that that one. I think I would

540
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: do fart out milk on someone else's tip. Okay, I

541
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: think first off, she eats vaginas't does he really be

542
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: saying no? Now, this is the song they wanted the

543
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: title of. Can you describe what you're looking at? Eddie?

544
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: For the people listening, Um, it's kind of like Animal

545
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: Planet cartoons, literally, animals fucking in cartoons. Who gets turned

546
00:28:56,960 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: on by that? What? It's inaccurate because I don't can't

547
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: do a missionary that to do it from behind, I know,

548
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: but they they're in, they're in people. I mean, I'm believing.

549
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: One thing that kind of got accurated was the red

550
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: dick coming out. Oh yeah, yeah, dogs get that lipstick cock? Yeah? Good,

551
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: supposed to like it? Hey, I go on a limb here,

552
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: I hate dogs. Wow, you're so brave. Dogs dick used

553
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: to come out. I used to push it away, like

554
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: I'll go away, like take your dick with you go, Like, man, right,

555
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: get out of here. I had a buddy that was

556
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,959
Speaker 1: a he was a young kid. He was like when

557
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: we were like twelve, no, I think it was like eight.

558
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: He was like he would go like this, look at this,

559
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: and he'd go like this to his dog, and his

560
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,959
Speaker 1: dog's dick would come out. I'm like, that is gross.

561
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: He Jackson's dick and I'm supposed to be my friend.

562
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: That's not God. Wait, how do you like eight okay

563
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: hours ago? Oh yeah, it's gross. It was weird. Yeah,

564
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: dogs are weird. I think cat dicks are like they

565
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: got a curb on them. Yeah, I think they got

566
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: a curb on' I'm not looking up at you made

567
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: me look up dolphin dick and now I went too far.

568
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: Dolphin dick was huge. Really, yeah, that's biggest. I you like,

569
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: what's that? What's up women taking pictures of we were alone?

570
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: She's horny? That's yeah, it was. I mean I saw

571
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: a horse dick and okay, that's what I calling with

572
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: big dicks. I mean, got a horse or a baby?

573
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: Lip right, I don't really I do call it a baby.

574
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: I'd like to say cocaine. Cocaine. We are not going

575
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: to look up a cat penis. Okay, that's not worse listen,

576
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: that's just too much. Let me see it though. But ahead.

577
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: The first time I saw a horse cock, I was

578
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: at this place for the Royal Winter Fair. It was like,

579
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: you know, like horse stables that like like it was

580
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 1: like a class trip. And this one horse was like,

581
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: we're like going to barns like I've never like I'm

582
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: a city kid, it was never smelled like like a

583
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: like a farm before. It was like insane. And this

584
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: our teacher, Mr Browning, you know, he was we believed

585
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: he was gay. We weren't sure, but but this is

586
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: the nineties. He had two earrings and a friend picked

587
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: him up after work, so we're like, we didn't know

588
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: what the gay is, but I think he is, you know.

589
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: And I remember we were there and we were just

590
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 1: like looking all the horses and I was like, weird

591
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: one horse, dude. It was insane. You ever see a

592
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: horse get a boner? Yes, it just goes and honestly,

593
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: it looks like like a fire hose inflating. It was

594
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: and we're like whoa and Mr brown kids don't look

595
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: at that. But then we looked and his head was

596
00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: still turned. So that was game first because you're like, oh,

597
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: he looked at that. He was just like, whoa, I'm

598
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: convinced that baby has a horse thick. My mom was like,

599
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: I used to live in alcohol, like in the summers,

600
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: are you cribbing like background? No, well, like if we

601
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 1: deep dive into the dna um. I think grandmother's side

602
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: is Beijian and then like some Jamaican, but they're not

603
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: really from there. That's just like the Black and Israeli.

604
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: So so my mom, because she's bougie, spent summers in

605
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: Alcopola and she's like, yo, they used to want us

606
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: to go to these sex shows and she was like,

607
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: and one of them I went to. In the last act,

608
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: she's like, brought out a horse, a horse, a full

609
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: on horse. Yeah. Maybe it wasn't talking. I don't know,

610
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: but I thought she said horse. But I remember her saying, like,

611
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: everybody in there looked really creepy. And she was like,

612
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: and I thought it was gonna be the sexy thing.

613
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: My mom, Yeah, they gotta be. You don't say ay

614
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: in a suit like yeah. My mom's from New York.

615
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: She moved to San Francisco. She lived all around the world,

616
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: so she seemed she thought it was like a sex party. Thing.

617
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: She's like when that fucker came out, and she said

618
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: it was crazy. She's like, I wanted to leave, but

619
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: you gotta look, gotta look, and she said like the

620
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 1: woman was like actually enjoying it. And she said that

621
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: there was at least like a hundred people surrounding and

622
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: like looking. She said it was fucking crazy. And she

623
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: said that people were weird looking, but they were all

624
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: like dressed in soothes, very nice, Like this was just

625
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: a real fetish, like they paid mad money. This was

626
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: in mediality. Bro, I'm not not watching. Like, no, bro,

627
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: that's not watching watching. I mean, like if you go

628
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: on like porn hub, like you could find like or

629
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: was it just a video I saw on Twitter? Like

630
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: this person like this woman was getting hit by her dog.

631
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: She like would put like food on her pussy and

632
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: have the dog come and lick it off. She would

633
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 1: be moaning, like so getting head from the dog, that's

634
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: not okay. Kind of food, Fucking dead bodies, So talking

635
00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: about animals, pretty easy, okay, particul decision. I still thinking

636
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: about the Nicrophilio lady. She's gonna get the funk out

637
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: of here. She's get the fun actually tried to find that.

638
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm scared for her life. Yeah, that's not cool. I'm sure.

639
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: I hope they convinced her. Um, she's at least got

640
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: to bring it up to him or not, because maybe

641
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: he kills her. That's not good either. He's gotta get

642
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: out of there's got to let everybody know he liked

643
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 1: it about it. I don't know, man. If here's the thing,

644
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: you tell a cop that and then they have any

645
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: suspicion they find his hard drive, you don't know what

646
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: he's what's in there. She's gotta she's gotta get out

647
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: of there. I'm really worried. Get out of here. No,

648
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: she's gonna get out of here. Okay, let's get more

649
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: light hearted. So I really like this one. Um, it's

650
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:50,800
Speaker 1: a Cosmopolitan article, but the horrible decision of Cosmopoliti wrong, wrong, Cosmopolitan.

651
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: You want to get on me about saying, like real

652
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: hard words wrong, but go ahead, because mine's a misconsation Italian.

653
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: That's what you just did, cosm Italian. So Italian from

654
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: the city Italian. Actually that's a pretty good one. So

655
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: seventeen types of noises that guys will make during sex.

656
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 1: I want us to dig into a little bit, and

657
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: things that we like to hear doing sex, the noises

658
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: we like to hear, the weirdest ones all of that ship.

659
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: So seventeen categories. The first one the considerate whispering because

660
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: you have roommates. They're keeping the oh fuck babies barely

661
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: audible because Amanda and Chloe are chilling in the living room.

662
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I do love a considerate whisper.

663
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 1: Like a whisper, I like like when you're kind of

664
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: like having to like contain breath breathy in your ear.

665
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: You don't like whispering sex, no bit, I'm gonna be loud,

666
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: and I need I need to hear you because I'll

667
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: be like, huh, I can't hear you, Like, don't what

668
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 1: are you scolding your kid? What? Say it again? I

669
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 1: want to be able to hear what you're saying. You

670
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 1: get off on the sound. I like talking during sex.

671
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: I like hearing you. I like hearing maybe either instructions

672
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: or directions. Are you telling me what's good or answering

673
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 1: my questions. I don't want to not know what you're saying.

674
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: I like talking during sex. But even if there's people

675
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: outside listening, I want you to hear me. I want

676
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: you to walk in on us. But what if it's like, like, hey,

677
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: we're sneaking away, like a family party that's going in

678
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: the bathroom. You don't care. Oh, like a sneak away. Yeah,

679
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 1: that's why we're whispering, Not because in the hotel rooms

680
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: of the rooms around it whispering. Yeah, consider you're considering

681
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: people around. What if you're like a family event and

682
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: you're like, you just want you and your man to go,

683
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 1: you go to the bathroom, you don't want to everyone

684
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: to hear. So that's cute. I love how about you

685
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 1: turn on a dime. He's gotta hear me. I gotta

686
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: feel it and see it. And like, what if there's

687
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 1: your mom's outside, well you know, okay, wow, So the

688
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: last time I had to consider whispering. Um you might

689
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: not know this, but so in a trouble uh huh hello,

690
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: Beard based scissors was their aliases. She was sleeping. I

691
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: didn't want to go, like, we didn't want to go out,

692
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: so she was mad. She's like, whatever, I'm not sucking

693
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: you guys, and she like turns around. So him and

694
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: I were like we were in a hotel. We go

695
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, Like, no, so we had sex while

696
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: she was sleeping next to her. Yeah, I mean but

697
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: we were you're quiet, yeah, but like we were also

698
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: fucking like earlier. That's different because if you went loud,

699
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: she can't blame you, right, But it was still really

700
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: hot because like we knew we could make noise, but

701
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: we just didn't. But in a way, it's like if

702
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: she sees it, that's good too. Yeah, so it's kind

703
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: of like, yeah, it's kind of like you can't lose

704
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: in the situation. She hade a joke in the morning

705
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: like why didn't you guys waking up? And I'm like, yo,

706
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: because it was actually getting hotter because at one point

707
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 1: when she started breathing every dare, I was like, oh god,

708
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 1: please at a store because that will really like puck

709
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: this up. But it was pretty good. Still, that sounds

710
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: so number two panting. It's not really asthmatic panting unless

711
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: you're into that, but shallow we're breathing is a sign

712
00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:00,280
Speaker 1: that your boo is giving it. They're absolute all I am.

713
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what exactly is a pant. Oh yeah, yeah,

714
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: like I'm panting if I'm riding dick and then by

715
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 1: the time. But yeah, yeah, our things. I'm going to

716
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 1: roll over because I don't want you to know I'm

717
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 1: not a shape. Now. The other one rhythmic grunts. This

718
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: is a sex staple. I don't like it. I'm not

719
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: gonna lie. So I was sucking this guy. This was

720
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: maybe two thousand and nine, um, and we were and

721
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 1: I actually referred to his grunts as animal noises. Bothered

722
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: me like it almost. I didn't know if it was

723
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 1: a monkey. I don't know what he sounded like, but

724
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: it was like a and I was like, what is

725
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 1: going on? I w it's a What is that? Primitive? Yeah,

726
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, well tripping right now? Yes, you're always

727
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: tripping when I'm like getting fox from the back. No,

728
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 1: don't grunt, bro, you're not lifting up a heavy Yeah

729
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 1: why are you grunning? BROI no, no, No that's different.

730
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: What's the ship? Then? You know, it's like when you're

731
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: like you're still pushing their stomach like an old man's

732
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: last breath. You know, don't I like a grunt? Recently?

733
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: You want like a like is this cross fit? What

734
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: is this? You want your hand? You want your man?

735
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 1: Sound like he's hue, but like I remember he was

736
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: biting his lip and I could hear the grunt one

737
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: that's not a good guy. And then I heard come

738
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: out and it was good there in the moment. I

739
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: guess it sounds also. I just had something that came

740
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: to my mind that happened literally last night when I

741
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: was having sex. You were like, I like, when I

742
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: can hear you, right? So he was sucking the ship

743
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: out of me, right, and he puts his hand on

744
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: my face, right, so he's holding down my face and

745
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: like sucking me and it was really good. But at

746
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: one point I couldn't hear because he was holding my ear.

747
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: And then I think he was saying something I want

748
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: to hear, and I heard him be like right, and

749
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, it sounds like a seashell when you listen,

750
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 1: it's like really far away. And I was like, just

751
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll say yes, But actually he was

752
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: asking me a question. I was like, yes, yes, but

753
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: he was digging your head so down the pill you

754
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: couldn't hear. Yes, yes, yes, this is a pussy up

755
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: for sale, dude, it was. I wanted to tell them

756
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 1: about a later. I was like, okay, the fourth one

757
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,959
Speaker 1: is grunting, is better for men than it is for women.

758
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 1: I think, oh yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't want

759
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: grunting at all, way better. Um. Slurping is the next one.

760
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: They're so in the zone they haven't realized it's been

761
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: a while since they since they swallowed, so now they

762
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: have to vacuum up all the extra saliva. I love

763
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 1: a slurp sound, and I'd be doing it, like no not.

764
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 1: This is men's moans. So basically these are all things

765
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,439
Speaker 1: that men so married. Again, there's so much saliva because

766
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: their mouth is like open, so you, oh, I get it.

767
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: I think I'm slipping on my plus I knew what

768
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: you thought, giving head. But no, niggas don't slurt. I

769
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: mean I can't speak on be half of them, but

770
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: I mean you can look at it. Well, he's closer

771
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: than I do. You have a slurp and sex no,

772
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: bro s that sounds like something you do when you're salibating,

773
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh shit, I let I let that

774
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: go on too long? Yeah I went that one. Next,

775
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: muffled groans neck or pello seven and this is weird

776
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: a hap sneeze, slash burp. They try to stifle a

777
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: certain noise during sex and we're eitherly fully unsuccessful or

778
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: managed to disguise it with a strange HICCUPI sound their

779
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: body doesn't care if sex is happening. It's going to

780
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: do what it's going to do. I've had to burp

781
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: during for play. That's tough because you're just like, I

782
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: can't let this out. I bet she was not as

783
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 1: hard as holding in a part when a nigga's sucking

784
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: you from the back. That ship, as hard as you

785
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: probably sounds, comes from a personal place that is probably

786
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: one of the most Like you have to really be

787
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: in control of your body you're getting from the back,

788
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: trying not to fart right, that becomes it's really a skill.

789
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: And then you just have to wait until maybe you're

790
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: switching positions, and then you have to let out a

791
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: quick like without him hearing it, like you got a

792
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: cough over it, like it ruins. You gotta wait for

793
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: it not to be facing you from the back. I

794
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: like we're fooling around. I had to burp. So what

795
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: you do to keep your mouth clothes and you burp

796
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: and it comes up through your nose and it's hot.

797
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: That's not good, No, I mean hot in the bad way.

798
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: It's like, so you really don't want to I can't.

799
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 1: That's the problem with burping during sex. I can't do that.

800
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: Like what if you really ate my pussy and now

801
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: you bury? Yeah, but I don't want to be like,

802
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: hey remember that meal I head, Well here it is

803
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: again in the worst way. Yeah, you don't smell. I

804
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: do want to just keep in mind for any man

805
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 1: man that's listening and Eddie including you, when the fart

806
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: thing is happening, we definitely like kind of tents up

807
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: or clench our cheeks. So it's happened to me. When

808
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: like a dude wants me to really arch and then

809
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: he's like spreading my hand to open, I'll be like, yeah,

810
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: because it's just it may not even be like it's

811
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: just air. You can feel it. On the on the

812
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: topic of sounds, I love a queef, need a queen.

813
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? I love a queen. It's like

814
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 1: when you open a pop can or soda can, Like,

815
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 1: that's that's the sound I want. It was like and

816
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,760
Speaker 1: blamed it on my pussy. Oh that's a good one. Yeah,

817
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: you girls can do that. You can blame another hole.

818
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: That was my ass, was my pussy. Oh oh no,

819
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: it's like, blame it a little brother. I didn't do that.

820
00:43:54,080 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: He did it, kid, You gotta fart backup plan Yeah,

821
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: Like I was like, damn you pushing that air and

822
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: his pussy, but it was Yeah. So when their dicks

823
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: are big and they're going in and out and that's what, Well,

824
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 1: it's so big it can because there's too much room.

825
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: So I don't know about that, saying it could happen

826
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: from I don't know. A weird noise they immediately regret

827
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: is the next one. This will happen more often than

828
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: anyone wants to admit. Your partner will do their best

829
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: to stay quiet, then suddenly a weird yelp escapes their lips.

830
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 1: Like so when when they come, I'm about to say

831
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: I have a guy that does that. When he comes,

832
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: not only does he like shake a control of being skirm,

833
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: but he's like and it's and that's like because he's staking.

834
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: I swear to guy, and I was just actually talking

835
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: about that they're gonna live today because he liked to

836
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: made me suck as dick four times in the night

837
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 1: and that's all he wants. Head. But when he comes,

838
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: he comes so hard from head. It's like and he

839
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: listen to a shout out to him, but yeah, he

840
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:06,479
Speaker 1: uncontrollably lucky guy. And he's the only person that makes

841
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: like the weirdest noise when he comes because he's shakes.

842
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: I have a guy that makes so vulnerable, so in

843
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: the moment you can't control what comes out of his body.

844
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: Let go, let it go. Yeah, this guy used to

845
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: make a ha sound what no, not like wow if

846
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: you want to spell it, the provin maybe a job

847
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: you know everything month spanished friends were talking about like

848
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: don't want to jode you out with them, but so

849
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: um eleven is yelling oh yeah, and or you like that.

850
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: There are two kinds of people, those who love to

851
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: talk to him sex and those who think it's the worry.

852
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: You like that, kid, Yeah, that's why we're here. Tell

853
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: me you like it? Huh, tell me you like it?

854
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: I do like it? Yeah, I like it. I actually

855
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 1: like you miss this dick. You like this? Actually said

856
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 1: yeah you yeah, I like you. I like I like.

857
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: I don't mind saying that. I like grabbing the face

858
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: and saying that and say you like it, Like look

859
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 1: right in the eye and say I ask her that

860
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: that's good. That is really quiet in the room. First, Yeah,

861
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: I miss more man. Make him grab your face something

862
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: about it? This is I don't know what something about

863
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: grab your face when he's on top of you and

864
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 1: just looks in the eye and tells you exactly how

865
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: it feels, how good it is. Dude, No, I like that.

866
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: I like. I like when there's something from the back though.

867
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 1: I like when my face is grabbed. He's sucking me

868
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: from the back and he's forcing me to look back

869
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 1: at him sucking me. I actually like something pretty gross

870
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: with like what do you like from behind and it's

871
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: like the fingers. Yeah, I don't like that. What that's

872
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: some weird like like that? What do you want to

873
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: go to the dentist? You're like, this feels familiar. Actually

874
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: there was one. I don't know, because you know, you

875
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: can't control how much he's gonna pull fishing one hand maybe,

876
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: but like I like when the like none of that,

877
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are my fucking horror? You guys

878
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: just you are. Sometimes i'm dating somebody, I'll like, I'll

879
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: do that to when we're priv I grab her face

880
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: and I can't I want to go home to like

881
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: just grab her face in public. I also like the

882
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: grabbing my face. No, I like the grabbing of my

883
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 1: face when I'm sucking the dicks, so like I'm just

884
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: looking up with his dick in my face, like when

885
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: you assisted with your chin or whatever. You mean, like

886
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: just looking up like start like that. Oh I don't

887
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 1: think I do that. I want it out so um.

888
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: The next one is real fucking dirty talk. There's dirty talking.

889
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: This dirty talk the type of person who does the

890
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: ladder strings to what this is me? This is me.

891
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 1: Let put words together. We can't even print here. It's

892
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: the kind of stuff that would make some people cringe

893
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 1: and others orgas immediately. That's you, right, you talk like that.

894
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: You know, I'm You're like, it's like it's almost like

895
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: you're playing basketball. Like like I'll ask him. I'll be like, you, like,

896
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 1: how your fucking dirty slut? Huh? I love being your

897
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: slit like, and I like I talk really nasty and

898
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: I'll tell them the spin of my mouth. I'll tell

899
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: them to like slap my ass and I'll be like

900
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: open my ass more and like, but I'm just really

901
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 1: raunchy when I say the thing that's great. Actually something

902
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: said it was like at just showing control like you

903
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 1: got it, here's what it is, right, whatever you want.

904
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 1: And he's like the super like let me be in control,

905
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:48,919
Speaker 1: um chicken bed. Yes. So even though like with me,

906
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: like me saying those things makes me feel like I'm

907
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: in control, like I know I'm doing and whatever other

908
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: bitches doing it like really dirty that someone said to

909
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: you and you were like too much. M M. I

910
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: don't know nothing. I don't think anything to pull me back.

911
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: But like I think it's hard to shock a comic,

912
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, that's a good point

913
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: I have to. I had someone say something that was like,

914
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: you know what is when it's when it's a word

915
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 1: or phrasing that's like, you know, don't say it like that.

916
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: That's what throws me off. Like what daddy. I've had

917
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 1: daddy before. That's fine. I prefer papa. It's a Spanish thing. Uh.

918
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 1: But one time I was it this girl and we're

919
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 1: doing it and I had to pull out. I was like,

920
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 1: what do you want me to come like? She said

921
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:45,959
Speaker 1: and here's the phrase on my tummy tummy? How old

922
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: was she? She was like thirty tommy tummy. That to

923
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: me is more shocking. Did she say it like out

924
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: my tummy. I was like, how about your chinny chinchin?

925
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 1: You say, what is this a nurser? Your rhyme tommy

926
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: tommy would have been problem right, Like if you said can,

927
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: my fucking face would be like cool. But tummy, that

928
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: to me is more shocking. Tummy, I mean, you gotta

929
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: you gotta tummy come, you gotta tummy come. I think

930
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 1: I told this before. I think I had this conversation

931
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: before you know what. I was going to ask you

932
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: if you ever told us on your show? What so

933
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: did you ever tell that or did you tell it

934
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: to me? I can't remember. I remember you I say

935
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: the story to you, I think I said on the podcast,

936
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 1: and then you asked me about it. I think I think.

937
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: I think that's the same. Boobies. Ye, the certain words

938
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: are don't say boobies and tummy. While we're you know

939
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: is we're all part of the porn generation. We all

940
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: heard it all or done it all. But certain words

941
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: that don't creep in there. That sounds odd and like

942
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 1: you're maybe you've got a weird upbringing. Hum's baby talking

943
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 1: that's popular When he was like, oh my little bitty

944
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: chitties like, yeah that she was like, what the fun?

945
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: That ship is weird? Um. Actually, there's a guy I

946
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: don't even want to say who it is, but he

947
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: was telling me about a woman that he slept joy

948
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: and he said she started talking like a baby, and

949
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: he said, and I was really freaking out. And he

950
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 1: was like, but the more she talked like that, it's

951
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: like she was getting off, so you gotta get go

952
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: with it. He's like, and I didn't know what to

953
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: do because she was what you did? She come? Just

954
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: rock her to sleep. She wasn't say ish things, but

955
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: like she was talking like a baby. She's like, you

956
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: want to hear something really dark and it's sad about

957
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: like girls with high pitched voices. It's bad. So I

958
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: read this in a in a editorial about so I

959
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: dated a girl. I did two girls back and back

960
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 1: home that high pitch voices to the point where your

961
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 1: friends are like, she's got a high pitched voice, huh.

962
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: And she had a high pitched voice. And I found

963
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 1: out both girls were sexually assaulted when they were young.

964
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: And there's something about that where you can read you

965
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 1: kind of maintain your innocence because it's been taken from you.

966
00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: So you keep your high pitch voice. Wow, reading up.

967
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: We can't control what our voices are. No, you can't,

968
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: but the subscious subconscious, your subconscious goes there. So there's

969
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 1: something dark about that when a girl has a high

970
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: pitched voice. In general, I always wonder about that. Because

971
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: both girls were like, are you looking it up? No?

972
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: He is just the camera. Oh cool, I thought he

973
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: looked up? Look up, guy, look up, guy. But that's

974
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: what I heard. I know it's dark and kind of sad,

975
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: but like both girlfriends had that, I looked it up

976
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 1: and was like, oh man, before we go out of here. Um,

977
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: not to but it could be a sense of well,

978
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: you told another story. Do you want to share it?

979
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 1: Because we got really excited because there was blood involved.

980
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, he already did. They'll hear it. Yeah, yeah,

981
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: we recorded it for I'm ducked up. Oh very interesting.

982
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: It's honestly it was. You wouldn't be able to sit

983
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,759
Speaker 1: through the story. So what do get to know? Because

984
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like blood. Um. The last

985
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: one is basically I'm coming. What was that story? The

986
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 1: last one was, UM literally said I'm coming. I like that,

987
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: so I love an announcement. I like an announcement. I announced,

988
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: I announced when I'm coming, and like I like when

989
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 1: he's forced me, like, come on this dick, Like when

990
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 1: he's telling me to come. I like that. And then

991
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: I like to know when he's coming. I actually know

992
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: when he's coming all the time because he comes in

993
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: my mouth. So I normally know because he comes really fast,

994
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: pulls off the condom and then it plates into my mouth.

995
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: I like to say I'm about to arrive. I keep

996
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: it really regal, you know what I mean. Hey, I'm

997
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: almost there. Oh there, what you mean? Almost there? I'm here?

998
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:42,919
Speaker 1: All right, we're getting into homemail it's coming. Uh. Send

999
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: your questions to Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. This

1000
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 1: question subject line is please how I think this will

1001
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: be good because maybe you can give us an insight.

1002
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: Hi Mandy, Hiweezy. Love your podcast and I listened weekly.

1003
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: I have an issue. My boyfriend and I used to

1004
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: have sex regularly. He would eat me out often, and

1005
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. I love giving blow jobs, and everyone

1006
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,959
Speaker 1: I've ever blown and said I'm the best. I deep

1007
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: throat sucks bit. But I noticed it was taking him

1008
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: a really long time to come. He likes a very

1009
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 1: specific way to be blown, and while it's sexy, after

1010
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 1: twenty minutes in the same position, he still wouldn't come.

1011
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 1: He stopped eating me out because he claims it's unfair

1012
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: that I come from oral and he doesn't now um

1013
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 1: despite me blowing him for sometimes thirty minutes. While he's

1014
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 1: not the best I've ever had, he's good and I

1015
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 1: deserve to get my pussy legs. He's starting to suggest

1016
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 1: that I should sleep with other people. He's starting to

1017
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 1: suggest sleeping with other people. Sorry, I don't want that.

1018
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:38,240
Speaker 1: What can I do? And is he being unfair? Sincerely lost?

1019
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: He's not coming during oral sex at all. Yeah, And

1020
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 1: she says that she's like she's jerking off too much.

1021
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: He's got to hold back. Yo's looking out of my mouth.

1022
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 1: I was going to say, I think they put it

1023
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: in your mouth. He's drinking off too much. I was

1024
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: going to say that I've noticed m he's got to

1025
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: hold back frequently, have a harder time being able to

1026
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 1: engage in sex. Yeah, especially watching porn. The created Uh,

1027
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: they just create these expectations of their mind. It's just

1028
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 1: the moment you get porn out of your head. I

1029
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: feel like your sex left gets better in my opinion

1030
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 1: for me personally as a man who Van Leathan is.

1031
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: Do you know, Um, I hate saying it like this,

1032
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,280
Speaker 1: but he's the guy who cursed out Kanye from TMZ okay.

1033
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: So being friend of the show, we've both been on

1034
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: the show being announced on Instagram recently that he was

1035
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: going to stop stop watching porn, and um, he loves

1036
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: porn right like, talks about it all the time, knows

1037
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:30,839
Speaker 1: man porn stars interviewed some and Um, I have been

1038
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 1: wanting to ask when he comes on our show how

1039
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: sex has changed and how masturbations changed, because when I

1040
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 1: give myself a little bit of a break, I am

1041
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 1: way more invested. Yeah, for sure, when I'm in a

1042
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: relationship with someone, the sex is better if I don't

1043
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: watch porn, for sure, because I feel like there's something

1044
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 1: I have a theory about porn. I don't think it's

1045
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 1: a bad thing. I think it's your thing. Fine, the

1046
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: whole industry about it, people support or whatever. But as

1047
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 1: human beings, I feel like there's images that we're not

1048
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: used to seeing and it just was inundated. And then

1049
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: when you have sex with a woman, you're like, what like,

1050
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: I feel like it kind of handicaps you a little bit.

1051
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 1: That's what I think is a man, and you're creating

1052
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 1: an expectation of coming. You're like, all right, a guy

1053
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: doesn't like watch porn and goes, I'm gonna really draw

1054
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,359
Speaker 1: this out for an hour. No, you get rid of

1055
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: it immediately, and you create like this quickness to it,

1056
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: and it should essentral. You should be with someone to

1057
00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: be intimate, have a moment, be organic, and come together

1058
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: instead of just like getting off. I think it creates

1059
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: a false expectation. Well, I also don't like how and

1060
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 1: guy should recreate moments they see him porn. It's like,

1061
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 1: are you into this? You tell because like I just

1062
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: slapped off the top scene. Did you watch it? There's

1063
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: a scene where this guy immediately puts his hand on

1064
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: a girl's neck and she's like, oh my god, please stop,

1065
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: and he's like, I thought you liked that. And they're

1066
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 1: in they're in high school, but that's where people are

1067
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: learning sex. I mean, I hate that he brought up

1068
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: the fairness as in like he's not going to give

1069
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: her head anymore because she comes off head and he

1070
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 1: doesn't come off her head. Yeah, it's not like that.

1071
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: It's keeping tally like that's super ridiculous. Um. Also, I

1072
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 1: would be interested if he's someone who has come off

1073
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,760
Speaker 1: head before. So there's a lot of men who can't

1074
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: come off head. There's a lot of men who can

1075
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: come only from head. So I think that it's important

1076
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: for them to have that conversation. How can I not

1077
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 1: also bother you that someone knows they can make you

1078
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: come and won't do it. Won't do it. He literally said,

1079
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: you come when I do this, but I don't know

1080
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: when you do, so I'm not going to do it.

1081
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: Like what you like doesn't it doesn't feel good? Why

1082
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 1: can't you still do it? Yeah? I like that. I

1083
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: think that she's selfish. He's selfish. She needs to leave him.

1084
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: He doesn't care about her. He wants to get off

1085
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 1: and I'm not getting off the way. I wants to

1086
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: watch it and help you get off the way you want,

1087
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 1: which is which is awful. That's the track. That the

1088
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: most trashiest thing. That's like that friend that's like, hey,

1089
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: how about your coffee last week? You on me a coffee?

1090
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: Like bro, it's a coffee. I used to have a

1091
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: coworker like that, like keeping and I'm sure, no problem,

1092
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: I'll get you coffee. Bro, Like, yeah, like, what are

1093
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: you keeping? That's what you do with when stuff is

1094
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 1: like I wanted to be fair. Sex is supposed be

1095
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: Fair's supposed to be you get off and then getting off.

1096
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 1: However it is, that's what it is. No, I'm not

1097
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,120
Speaker 1: gonna lie. There was a guy and I ended up

1098
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 1: blocking him because he wasn't on the Yeah, so I

1099
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: do so he Um, I hit because I kind of

1100
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 1: wanted company, And the very first thing he said was, um, cool,

1101
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: but I want you to make me come. And less

1102
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: he said that, so we've we've talked sexually, hitting him

1103
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 1: up for a booty call, but like as soon as

1104
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: he said that to me, it kind of turned me

1105
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: off because I want your responses. I want I want

1106
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: you to say good. I want to come over and

1107
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: make you come, Like I don't want all of the

1108
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: emphasis on you coming. Like I think that it should

1109
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 1: be important that whoever you're with aims to please you,

1110
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 1: because I'm like, first of all, Nick is gonna come,

1111
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: regardless the fact that your immediate thing was who I

1112
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 1: want you to make me come? I was just like,

1113
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen. Yeah, that's like an automatic yeah. So

1114
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 1: to me, it's like you should be worried about making me.

1115
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: I want the emphasis that you're going to try to

1116
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: make me coming. If you don't, don't come over. I

1117
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: sent this text message to someone she knows right, you

1118
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 1: see the name. Oh this was July. Okay, I said,

1119
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: damn not trying to be thirsty, but damn you look

1120
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: good in that new picture. Boo he butt l o

1121
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 1: L and I put a little tongue thank you babe.

1122
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: So then I didn't he that's what he says, doesn't reply.

1123
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 1: Two days later, five in the morning, he goes, I

1124
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: would love some good ass head though I replied, so

1125
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: would I, and then he goes, like to suck my dick.

1126
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: I said, ha ha, did you stop eating pussy? Question mark?

1127
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: This is all before noon, and I was so turned off,

1128
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 1: Like I don't get white guys do that. It's all

1129
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 1: about them, make it all about you, and you're gonna

1130
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 1: be fine, Bro, You're gonna be there, it's gonna happens.

1131
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:47,000
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get why guys have

1132
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: to be like I want to come. I want to

1133
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: get I want you to let me fuck you, like yeah,

1134
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: you should be worried about making her feel good, making

1135
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: her feel great, making her feel like a woman, and

1136
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: that other stuff is easy the main thing. It's like

1137
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 1: an automat. People use each other all the time. When

1138
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: I wrote him that, did I want to suck him? Yeah?

1139
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 1: I did. I'm using him, he's using me. Why I

1140
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: think it's I think I'm insecurity. They want to read

1141
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: and know what's going to happen. That's what I think. It's. No,

1142
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: that's why I like when he wrote me and was like,

1143
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: I want you to make me come. I said, oh,

1144
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 1: your text should have read I want to make you come.

1145
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: Don't don't make this about you, because now I'm turned off.

1146
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of men do that with sex.

1147
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 1: They're so um, I don't want to say overly, horny

1148
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: or whatever, but they're so stuck on them coming that

1149
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: they don't even put into the fore play. Of women

1150
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 1: do that too. A girl said that to me when

1151
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 1: we were making out and like flirting, and she was like,

1152
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 1: I know you want this pussy. I know you want

1153
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 1: to eat my pussy. I know it. I know saw

1154
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 1: you look at me. I know you want my pussy.

1155
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like Okay, I mean you're cute. Yes I do.

1156
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:52,640
Speaker 1: But like, see, I'm being a stand up comic. You

1157
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: want the audience to like it. You want them to

1158
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 1: like you, laugh, have a good time, ask it back.

1159
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 1: We want more. I care that in my personal life,

1160
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want her to like this guy's the best,

1161
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 1: this guy's great, He's all about me. I'm not up

1162
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: there being like I'm here to only make me feel good.

1163
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like I feel like men

1164
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: is that if you treat your partner like you're an audience,

1165
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 1: I want to please and have me back like a

1166
01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 1: performer doesn't even think about when you're having a conversation,

1167
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 1: Like I'm thinking for myself in this moment. The only

1168
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:23,040
Speaker 1: time that I'll say something about myself is like I'd

1169
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: be like, I'll ask them. I'd be like, why do

1170
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: you want you want to suck this pussy? Don't you

1171
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 1: say it like that like a question? Marks So it's

1172
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: like this, I'm not telling them like I know you

1173
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: need it, like it feels weird. I'm talking about me

1174
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 1: is when how good they make me feel? See, so

1175
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: I'll do that. I'm not gonna lie when it comes

1176
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,439
Speaker 1: to head. But it's like, I know you missed my mouth,

1177
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 1: like but the whole act. I know you missed my mouth,

1178
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 1: but if me pleasing you, oh because my mouth is

1179
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,919
Speaker 1: lit so like my health is that mouth. I'm saying

1180
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 1: what you do on the microphone, so like I will

1181
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: over overboast my head game, but I'm over boasting it

1182
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 1: as excited. But it's going to please you, right right,

1183
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 1: I'll do your mouth. Yes you did? Ye? So yeah? Yeah,

1184
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 1: So I guess before we get out of here, I

1185
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: know you gotta run. Do you want to let our

1186
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: audience know, um where they can find you? Also, thank

1187
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: you for coming on this. This is great. Had a

1188
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: great time dead bodies and fucking animals. But you know

1189
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 1: cool we're looking up cat dicks together. Right. I was

1190
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: gonna mention, what did you said that article about that

1191
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: woman that's at that guy's house on fire, the booty queen?

1192
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 1: Didn't I have a podcast to call exact Mundo. Listen

1193
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: to it. Yeah, And we basically take Barry news stories

1194
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 1: to dig him up in rowsum. So you know the

1195
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 1: news the news cycle now is all like Trump and shooting.

1196
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 1: It's a lot. So I take stories they're like, oh,

1197
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 1: should that happened, or this happened a little more light

1198
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 1: hearted so that I do it alone fifty minutes whatever.

1199
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 1: But a girl from New so, a girl from New

1200
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:57,360
Speaker 1: Jersey drove all the way to Pennsylvania four am like

1201
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: guys like, hey, come over, okay, cool, And the text

1202
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 1: message back and forth was amazing and then she goes,

1203
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 1: I'm here, but we did we did cover down. Ye.

1204
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 1: You just see the text message discourse back and forth.

1205
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 1: It was like it's like like, wow, this is a

1206
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 1: straight up booty call. Like it's not even like hey,

1207
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: what's up, like come over? You got it? And it

1208
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 1: just shows up call text call, text, I'm gonna kill you.

1209
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 1: You deserve to die. And she says house on fire.

1210
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: Oh I see, And now she's the episode that you

1211
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 1: dropped was a booty call, burns a house down? Yeah,

1212
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 1: great name. Tuesday's Tuesday's every Tuesday. So now that there's

1213
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 1: no exact amundo, And what about your social media following

1214
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 1: at Eddie Della Seppi on Instagram or you can just

1215
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 1: type in Eddie Della You'll find you right away. Say

1216
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 1: that ship and we're gonna go ahead and put your

1217
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 1: information as well in the description to this episode. I

1218
01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 1: do want to thank you for coming. I want to

1219
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 1: thank you as well. I want to say one thing

1220
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 1: as well. I'm very proud of you guys. This started.

1221
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,959
Speaker 1: This started with a phone call and someone who listened

1222
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:57,959
Speaker 1: to my podcast, and you never know how these things reach.

1223
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 1: And then you're like, hey, what do I do? Like?

1224
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 1: Do it because you love it, don't think about the money.

1225
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: And now you're here and you're and you gotta you

1226
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 1: got a career with it, and it's it's pretty miraculous.

1227
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 1: And uh, I don't know you, but I'm proud of you.

1228
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,680
Speaker 1: Thank you now I know and now I know you now,

1229
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:15,919
Speaker 1: but you know it's I don't know, but but it's great.

1230
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 1: It's just very rarely in the business you get to

1231
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: see the moment the impetus from like the moment says hey,

1232
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about doing this, to like, hey, we're doing it. Yeah,

1233
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:26,479
Speaker 1: you're ranking, You're in the top one, and it's great.

1234
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 1: It's awesome to watch. And I'm glad we had that

1235
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 1: phone call. I'm glad I'm here. Thank you very much.

1236
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 1: Your advice is similar to what I tell people now

1237
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:36,200
Speaker 1: because Mandy and I had a point where we were

1238
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,480
Speaker 1: getting frustrated about money and we had to almost let

1239
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 1: it go. Yeah, let it go, you do. It's like

1240
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 1: when you're looking for somebody special in your life. The

1241
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: moment let it go, they show up and people can

1242
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: smell it. When you're there for the money, you're smelling,

1243
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,040
Speaker 1: when you're gimmicky, you're this. But if you're just genuinely

1244
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: I love talking this person, talking shit, having fun on

1245
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 1: a microphone. The audience has fun with you, and then

1246
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,720
Speaker 1: that's when they come to see you alive. That's when

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Speaker 1: they pay to see you. That's when they donate. To Patreon.

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Speaker 1: We love, we love speak. Speaking of Patreon, I want

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Speaker 1: to shout out to all of our patrons. Um, if

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Speaker 1: you guys are not familiar, um we say after every

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Speaker 1: episode now we do drop three bonus episodes every month.

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Speaker 1: So for those of you who are all caught up

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Speaker 1: with all hundred and fifty plus fucking episodes of us,

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Speaker 1: there's another forty plus episodes waiting for you guys on Patreon.

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Speaker 1: We want to give a huge shout out to everyone

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Speaker 1: who donates, um, well not donate, the contribute contributing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the team, y'all are a part of our whore hive.

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Speaker 1: And y'all are real. Um, we are going to leave

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Speaker 1: you guys with a five minute bonus clip from one

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Speaker 1: of our most recent UM bonus episodes, and we just

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Speaker 1: again want to thank you guys, and also for YouTube

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Speaker 1: because y'all watch us and y'all don't have to um.

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Speaker 1: Even though I don't like y'all on there, y'all y'all

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Speaker 1: be mean in the comments, but to everyone who listens

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Speaker 1: to us on YouTube, everyone who listens to us UM

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Speaker 1: every week. UM, we do want to just thank you all.

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Speaker 1: And it is the ruthlessness in YouTube. YouTube YouTube comments

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Speaker 1: are like the bathrooms to all wall people think they

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Speaker 1: were right whatever they want. Yeah. I did like a

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Speaker 1: few minutes of dropping in with Andrews like he did

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Speaker 1: in DC, and there was a comment about me that said,

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Speaker 1: fuck yeah, she looks like a fucking horror I love it.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I mean that's a good huh Oh. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're definitely porn. Did he have like an avatar? Was

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Speaker 1: it just nothing? You know, they never have anything. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna leave you guys off with a five minute clip.

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Speaker 1: And as always, this has been yet another episode of

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Speaker 1: Horror Decision that Rich can y'all hear the wealth in

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Speaker 1: her voice. No no, no, no, no no no. I

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Speaker 1: spent seven hundred for boxing matches, a hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: for workspace, and now thirty thousand is just not that much.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying, like, I just need you to hear.

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Speaker 1: Not just steal, bro, what it is felonies day? So

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Speaker 1: over eight? If you steal over you still in iPhone?

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Speaker 1: Do you know that is grand? Thefth like if you

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Speaker 1: still do anything. Imagine if you're an old white man.

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Speaker 1: My credit limit right now is like sound I was

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Speaker 1: an eighty year old white many way higher all out,

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I want to know. I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: this right. You know what this reminds me of? And

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Speaker 1: y'all she ain't shared this in the heat another an episode.

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Speaker 1: But let me tell y'all how we were sitting because

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Speaker 1: y'all know, it's Jamaica, so bitch's tropical while and we're

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Speaker 1: sitting at the table, I think breakfast a lunch, and

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Speaker 1: she's like, I wish I had my heavy on missed Spray. No, bro,

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Speaker 1: don't let me get the group chatt a here, bitch,

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Speaker 1: She requested eavy on miss Spray in Jamaica, while she's

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Speaker 1: sitting here across from me telling me thirty thousand is

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Speaker 1: not a lot. She spent seven hundred on boxing. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who this rich bitches, but I know that

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Speaker 1: we love corporate America and at one time you guys

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Speaker 1: were able to relate. But I think that we're getting

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Speaker 1: away from that now. Be honest, if you're I spent

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Speaker 1: a lot of my money from the capital gains I've

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Speaker 1: made ship diversified polio to I don't remember talking about

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Speaker 1: you said Evan. You said Evan, Miss Spray, bitch. I

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Speaker 1: haven't said, oh um, okay, I didn't say you said.

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Speaker 1: You said because it was hot, you wanted Evon, Miss

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Speaker 1: Bright and it was the Evon that threw me off.

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Speaker 1: That's why the fun I remember it. Oh bishy, miss Spray?

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Speaker 1: Could you said, I've never seen it? There got to

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Speaker 1: be something affordable for us regulars out here. Well, have

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Speaker 1: you never seen Evan Missed someone who just wants Evon,

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Speaker 1: Miss Spray. No, they make it for for for what.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, you've been around no, no, yeah, yeah, yeahs

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Speaker 1: trying on front. When they came back with that Missed

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Speaker 1: this Saturday, I was just about to pass out from here,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, thank you so much. You know

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Speaker 1: what makes it even worse everybody listening in there when

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Speaker 1: the white girls do it, like the super blonde, like

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Speaker 1: I'm a bottle girl at night, spray me with it.

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Speaker 1: I feel even you have Senegalese twist in your head

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Speaker 1: talking about some heavy on miss break in Jamaica in

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Speaker 1: the tropicals. I don't remember saying that's whine, but honestly,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't that hot it not. Maybe I was joking,

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Speaker 1: Oh maybe I was probably joking. I had You haven't

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Speaker 1: joked this whole episode. I think you meet every word

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Speaker 1: out your goddamn mouth. Go ahead and read number eleven

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Speaker 1: before we get into our home meal. So if a

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Speaker 1: female ferret does not have sex for a year, she

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Speaker 1: will die. Thankfully, It's not true for humans, thank god,

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Speaker 1: but I'll be going two weeks feeling like I'm gonna die.

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Speaker 1: One year they die. I love that There's only two

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Speaker 1: more there. Quick. Here is one of the short but

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Speaker 1: equally weird sex facts. Approximately one percent of women can

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Speaker 1: achieve full orgasm solely from stimulating their breath. Not me.

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Speaker 1: I absolutely hate my titties played with. I don't like

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Speaker 1: them being sucked. Don't rub them, don't suck them, don't

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Speaker 1: bite them. If you do it, you could do it

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Speaker 1: very slowly. Like sometimes I'd like to slap a nigga's

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Speaker 1: face with my tips, but that's about it. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I love my tips bank that's my ship. Like when

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Speaker 1: I'm getting sucked and they're like slap me on the titties.

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Speaker 1: But like certain nig because I like to sting um

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Speaker 1: and the last time I like Number eleven. Number eleven

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Speaker 1: says nearly two thirds of all men and women have

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Speaker 1: fantasized about another person while having sexual intercourse with their

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Speaker 1: current partner. Typically, the one being fantasized about is not

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Speaker 1: someone they will be able to have intercourse with, but

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Speaker 1: it may increase their's or their partner's satisfaction. I will

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Speaker 1: say so right now, because I've only been I don't

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Speaker 1: fantasize at all about anyone else, but I have been

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Speaker 1: with other niggas fantasizing about seven fucking me. Also, I

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Speaker 1: just saw it dress Elva in person for the first time,

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Speaker 1: and not only when he opened his goddamn mouth, but

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Speaker 1: when he appeared to be less than twenty feet away

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Speaker 1: from me. I was just like, god fucking damn, I

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Speaker 1: know we all like his motherfucking accent. So I went

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Speaker 1: to the Hobbs and Shaw screening and Mindy, that was amazing.

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Speaker 1: First off, it was like porn. I'm allowed to talk

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Speaker 1: about it now. So at the end of the movie,

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Speaker 1: they all go to Samoa, which is supposed to be

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Speaker 1: the wrong If you're going to see the movie, then

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Speaker 1: just fast forward, like no, no, no, no, you don't

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Speaker 1: have to. I'm just literally going to talk about how

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Speaker 1: they were