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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 2: But you're a guess to my home.

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Speaker 1: You gotta come to be empty, and I said, no guests.

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Speaker 1: Your presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

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Speaker 1: So how did you dare.

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Speaker 3: To surbey me?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridget Wineger. I

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Speaker 2: hope you're doing something that calms you down, unless this

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Speaker 2: is this podcas is some part of a high intensity workout,

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Speaker 2: and that case turn it up. I don't blame you

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Speaker 2: because today, good grief my guest, who could ask for more?

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Speaker 2: Today we have Karen Kilgarif, Hello Bridger, Karen. Welcome to.

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Speaker 2: I said no gifts and also welcome to your home.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to my home.

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Speaker 2: Recording from your home. It's true.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it exciting to be around a person?

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Speaker 2: It's exhilarating, It's truly. I mean, we've talked about this

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Speaker 2: off microphone, but I haven't seen people I love in

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Speaker 2: were part of some sort of algorithm. I would see

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Speaker 2: them on a screen and I just felt like they

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Speaker 2: were placed there as proof that there was something out

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Speaker 2: there but may not exist. In reality.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's kind of like a lie or propaganda

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Speaker 5: in some way.

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Speaker 2: Right, Maybe everything else collapsed and the computer is just

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Speaker 2: trying to keep these things going in some way make

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Speaker 2: you feel better, right? Yes? Have you been in touch

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Speaker 2: with many people over Zoom outside of podcasting. I have.

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Speaker 5: I'm one of those people that one of the first

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Speaker 5: to have a birthday in quarantine.

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Speaker 2: Or cors some of the quarantine baby.

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Speaker 4: I'm a quarantine baby and I'm gonna have one. I'm

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Speaker 4: hell bent.

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Speaker 5: No, so yeah, I think that whole idea of like

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Speaker 5: seeing people on Zoom.

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Speaker 4: We've recorded other podcasts on Zoom.

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Speaker 5: I had my birthday party with my sister and Adrian

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Speaker 5: and Lauren and my niece Nora.

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Speaker 4: We played some fun Zoom true games.

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Speaker 2: What Zoom games did you play?

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember. I think we did quip Lash. No,

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Speaker 4: that's the last time we did it was Maybe we

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Speaker 4: played Yachtzi.

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Speaker 2: I care it was some Is there an online Yachtzi?

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Speaker 4: No? No, we just all roll our separate.

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Speaker 2: Separately YACHTSA is not a bad idea for this sort

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Speaker 5: It's not, because it's kind of it's almost like a

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Speaker 5: background game, right, we're chit chatting.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we've played Yazi to get although anytime that it

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Speaker 2: comes up now I try to derail it immediately because

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Speaker 2: I cannot remember the rules.

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Speaker 5: No one actually likes Yati, but me and I have

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Speaker 5: made our group of friends who have a game night together.

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Speaker 5: That's how game night started. It was actually supposed to

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Speaker 5: be Yazi, Yes, Yazi, and that fell apart so quickly

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Speaker 2: I have to say largely due to me, you.

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Speaker 4: And Loveness together.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I mean we kind of neither of us could

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, no, hey, I mean game night is different

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Speaker 4: Or as an adult, which is insulting. Of course, it's

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Speaker 5: So that's almost like an habitual thing where people are

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Speaker 5: I'm usually that person, but I do have the background.

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Speaker 2: I have a good time. But you know, it's my

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Speaker 5: It makes me laugh every time because and it is

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm being dragged into a Spencer's gifts

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Speaker 2: It's fun. Yes, and you know, God bless whoever is

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Speaker 4: They clearly know what they're doing. It's a very popular game.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we're all on board with it totally. It's called Quiplash, Yes, and.

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Speaker 5: It's by the people who made the great Internet trivia game.

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Speaker 5: You don't know, Jack right when. I will absolutely give

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Speaker 2: Those games have been around forever for so long.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like the announcers was the person who

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Speaker 2: But I guess you don't want me being the announcer

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Speaker 5: Let's hear what it would sound like if you were

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Speaker 2: It would be the sound of somebody quietly falling asleep

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Speaker 4: Or every every time you go to read a question,

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Speaker 2: Like a judgmental can not believe I'm reading this. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm embarrassed for everyone here and I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's the game the world needs right now. Maybe

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Speaker 2: that'll be a post quarantine after we've all of our

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Speaker 2: with my game, my j you don't know Jack.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's my game, that's my dream game. It's like yellow, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: it's yellow. I want good for you. I must be

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Speaker 4: Now let's get super drunk because it's the end of quarantine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is the end of quarantine even going to

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Speaker 2: person I saw a movie with. Yeah, we saw Gretel

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Speaker 5: Wasn't the last film I'd want to see? Actually I

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Speaker 2: Oh what do you see?

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Speaker 5: Extraordinary with Mave Higgins and Phil will Forte where she has.

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Speaker 5: So we showed up and I was like, no panel

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Speaker 6: So they just showed the movie. The movie's called Extraordinary,

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Speaker 5: It's when the when the penguins start playing hockey. I

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Speaker 5: that might be what they call like, yes, oh sure,

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Speaker 5: that's a nice way to describe ESP or a supernatural power.

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Speaker 2: Oh extra extraordinary interesting? Well, I mean I feel like

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Speaker 2: I have a little bit of esp I'm to be honest,

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Speaker 2: Look at it. There's so much beautiful simulation to look at. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Love it, Karen Bridger. Listen, this feels a little bit

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Speaker 2: like Undercover Boss. You of course have your podcast network

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Speaker 2: It's a piece of paper. It is that I saw

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not kidding, because you are psychic.

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Speaker 2: I am psychic. It's so insane to me. I thought

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Speaker 2: a gift. Yeah, I didn't ask for this. But should

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Speaker 4: It's basically you're going to read a piece of paper.

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Speaker 2: Well, and well, should we talk about the other element

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Speaker 4: Yes, there's an audio that goes with it.

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Speaker 2: Right, you were on a website getting this gift through

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Speaker 4: The same brain. Because this is absolutely a simulation.

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Speaker 2: This is my gift to you. Take it to Okay,

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Speaker 2: Oh Wow, at the star named Bridger A twelve. The

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Speaker 4: I bought Bridger his own star mate.

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Speaker 2: I've gotta go goodbye. I've gotta go. Oh and the

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Speaker 2: The star name is Bridger A twelve. There's an OSR code.

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Speaker 2: Who knows what that means? I imagine original star reachgist,

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Speaker 2: Everybody knows that. And so okay, So I was on

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Speaker 2: do you need a ride? Years ago? Yes, twenty fifteen,

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Speaker 5: the beginning of my Twitter days, right, And so it

440
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Speaker 5: was kind of a it was one. I think it's

441
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,919
Speaker 5: one of the first things you and I talked about

442
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 5: that night that we all hung out at that bar in.

443
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Speaker 2: On your work well right, and the park, yeah, Highland Park.

444
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,679
Speaker 5: But anyway, it's basically, what an interesting name, and that

445
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:11,120
Speaker 5: was Sean's piece of information is that's actually according to him,

446
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 5: that's something.

447
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 4: And we looked it up because you know, he's obsessed

448
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,160
Speaker 4: with names, right, right, and so we.

449
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,560
Speaker 2: Looked it up and it is that he's also has

450
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 2: some Mormon background, does he really? Yeah? Oh I don't

451
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 2: know that. Yeah, I don't know.

452
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 5: He kept it from me well anyway, so I just

453
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 5: always thought that that was in my in my head

454
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,400
Speaker 5: quietly every time I say your first name, I add

455
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Speaker 5: An eight twelve.

456
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Speaker 2: I love that so much. It's also so grime z

457
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Speaker 2: elon Musk.

458
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 4: It is, and it's doesn't it sound like a star already?

459
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,439
Speaker 2: Yeah? It does. Bridger A twelve or set light speed

460
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 2: towards Bridger A twelve twelve. We've got a visit Bridger

461
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Speaker 2: at home.

462
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Speaker 5: So this is so basically it was kind of like

463
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 5: it had to do with that, but also it was

464
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,360
Speaker 5: that idea of you've already been given you know what,

465
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Speaker 5: ten sixteen gifts.

466
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Speaker 2: However, my yeah, yeah, by the time this airs, it

467
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 2: will be sixteen different gifts and no one's given me

468
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 2: a star.

469
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 5: Well, because this is to me and the way I

470
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,400
Speaker 5: approach all of life. This is a big competition.

471
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 4: So I'm not going to come in and try to

472
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 4: give you some like, oh, I know you love cookies,

473
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 4: so here's that.

474
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

475
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,080
Speaker 4: I need to go. It's like I've bought you a star.

476
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 2: Yes, there's nothing more that anyone could buy you me

477
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 2: except haunted house.

478
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 5: Hanted house, which of course it's now disappointing, but I

479
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,479
Speaker 5: didn't think of it.

480
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 2: But there could be a hanted house on the star.

481
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 2: We don't know what's there. But here's the thing.

482
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Speaker 5: I look up this idea because it's like when you

483
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 5: actually look up how to buy someone a star, which

484
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,880
Speaker 5: is literally what I googled. So many podcasts, so many

485
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,360
Speaker 5: websites come up to direct you to these different places.

486
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 4: So then I find the one that has NASA in it.

487
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 5: Okay, and it's a whole article about how this is

488
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 5: not real and that basically it's a scam, and it's

489
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Speaker 5: a scam that now it was. It started out the

490
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 5: online star registry, right scam. They were just doing it

491
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 5: by themselves, but now all kinds of people are doing it,

492
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:10,719
Speaker 5: so there's no place you can't ever take the the

493
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 5: In the mail, you are going to get a certificate.

494
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 2: Oh I cannot wait.

495
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 4: That's official and it's real nice.

496
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 5: I signed you up for the higher level, the higher

497
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 5: level of the gift, wh I thought was going to

498
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 5: be thousands of dollars and I was totally willing to

499
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 5: do it for the joke. And it was like, it's

500
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Speaker 5: fifty three dollars.

501
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 2: Oh, give me a break. That's fully worth a certificate

502
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 2: so much?

503
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:31,640
Speaker 4: And you don't.

504
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,640
Speaker 5: You're not just going to get a certificate that looks

505
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 5: kind of like a high school graduation.

506
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 2: Thing. Sure, certificate. What are those called?

507
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 3: Uh?

508
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 2: Oh no, diploma, Yes, that word vanished from my mind.

509
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,360
Speaker 2: It's like, oh yeah, it's definitely a certificate, a high

510
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 2: school certificate. It looks like a diploma.

511
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 5: It says it's your star, and it's not so that

512
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 5: as far as it goes. And essentially, if you try

513
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 5: to go anywhere, NASA would be like, go fuck yourself

514
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 5: twelve you get nothing, which I think is kind of great.

515
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 2: Whoever is inhabiting the star, I mean I might be

516
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 2: the owner, the new president there or something, and that

517
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 2: I mean I've got I mean nobody steal my new

518
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 2: television show Idea Bridger owns a Star.

519
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 4: Please don't raise rent.

520
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 2: What happens when an idiot in Los Angeles takes over

521
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 2: your star and you're in charge of that simulation? Yeah,

522
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 2: oh my god, please come on. I mean, maybe it's

523
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 2: the Heaven's Gate people. Oh no, they're on hay uh.

524
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 2: We're on the comment the common zipping around on Hail Bob. Yeah,

525
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 2: they've still got a website. They do.

526
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 5: So when I saw that this was fake, right, I

527
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 5: clicked on the web. There is a website talking about it,

528
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 5: and it is the most angel fire black back of course,

529
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 5: and that also I was going to print out for you,

530
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Speaker 5: but I didn't. I don't think I have the color

531
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 5: thing in Let me see if I can find it,

532
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 5: because I did. It's the funniest website that's basically like,

533
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 5: this isn't real.

534
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 4: It's clearly from nineteen ninety six. Okay, I can't find it,

535
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 4: but basically there is a I'll try to print that

536
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 4: up for you as well.

537
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,679
Speaker 5: That basically it's kind of like there's an MS paint

538
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 5: astronaut on the side and it's like these links of

539
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 5: like it's basically there to say they're busting this concept.

540
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: So wait, is this the website where the sound effect

541
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 2: was coming from.

542
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 5: No, that's that's from them where you buy it, and

543
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 5: it's very official, and they basically as you're buying it,

544
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 5: because I started doing it and then I was like

545
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 5: in the middle of it when you pulled up, and

546
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 5: so I was trying to tell you, I'm trying to

547
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 5: get it done really fast because I'm always twenty minutes late,

548
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 5: even in a pandemic, twenty minutes late for everything. So

549
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 5: I was trying to get it done really fast and

550
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 5: without you like seeing it. And then this fucking outer

551
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,919
Speaker 5: spit that the sound was outer space.

552
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that makes sense. It was kind of a

553
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: space wind. Yeah. Is there wind in space?

554
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 3: Ye?

555
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 4: I mean no, what do they have on solar flare sound?

556
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 2: I guess there is no sound in space. So that's

557
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 2: the problem.

558
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 4: Just the sound from space movies that they put on.

559
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was some sort of satellite or I don't

560
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 2: know what that was, but it was haunting, its eerie,

561
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 2: and uh, space sent a chill down my spine. Great,

562
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 2: so that's probably what I have to get used to

563
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 2: on my star.

564
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 5: That's right.

565
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 2: Just the sound of my well, not even my voice.

566
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 4: What would you hear the scream inside your mind?

567
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 2: Well, I hear that here. So it's just like life

568
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: on Earth.

569
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 4: Listen, it's gonna If you go, it'll be there too.

570
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 2: And if I go, you're going.

571
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 4: Please, so please take me.

572
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 2: You me Elon and Grimes and baby make ai ao

573
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 2: x A. Yes, wow, stars. Yeah, I feel like I'm

574
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 2: now in a real position, a real Do you know

575
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 2: who I am positioned? Do you know who you're talking?

576
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 5: If you get pulled over for drunk driving? This is

577
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 5: what unfold this from your wallet road, It's me.

578
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 2: The owner of Libra bridgeryt Twell, take it to the

579
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 2: Intergalactic Court Officer. I am a star owner, Karen. This

580
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,719
Speaker 2: is an incredible gift. What are you? Are you a

581
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 2: space person? Enjoy thinking about space?

582
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 4: Give me a weird stomach ache?

583
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 2: Really? Does it make you nervous? Yes?

584
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 4: I just don't. I feel like and not.

585
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 5: This sounds a little bit. There's so many problems we

586
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 5: have here. Yes, I don't know why we're doing anything

587
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 5: in space at all. When people are literally laying on

588
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 5: the street in downtown Los Angeles on the sidewalk, that

589
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 5: concept drives me insane. But it started like nas and

590
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 5: everything started back before, you know, the caving of the

591
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 5: society and middle class and everything like that.

592
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 4: It's but these days it makes me nuts and it's

593
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 4: kind of it feels like that, like well we all

594
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 4: us dream and go to stufs whatever, and it's like, yeah,

595
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 4: but there's you have to do this.

596
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: Just dream about people not living intents in the middle

597
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 2: of a city area. That feels like a beautiful dream.

598
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 4: Dream dream about funding middle schools. Of course, please sit

599
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 4: like that, yes please so no fully under fully agreed.

600
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 5: But I do like the concept of astronomy is fascinating

601
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 5: to me, Like being in the same room as a

602
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 5: physicist was thrilling to me, like that that someone could

603
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 5: be that.

604
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 2: Smart, that knowledgeable about something that's just beyond my reasoning whatsoever.

605
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 5: I see those like in a movie when there's like

606
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,959
Speaker 5: a big equation on a board because you're in a

607
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 5: like a quantum theory class or a astronomy is class,

608
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 5: not astrology astronomy class, and it just makes me want

609
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 5: to leave the room I'm watching the movie, like get

610
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 5: away from that level of education.

611
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 2: I hate it now that you bring that up. Has

612
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: it a giant equation ever been written on a chalkboard?

613
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 2: I don't know that. I feel like that's just an

614
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,239
Speaker 2: invention of that something that I would think would be

615
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: in a smart call because I never went to good

616
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 2: college classes. That's what I would imagine was happening in

617
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 2: one of those. But is that really happening. I mean,

618
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 2: what's the point of that.

619
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:20,719
Speaker 4: I don't know.

620
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, amount of chalk in the air. Can't you just.

621
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 4: Write it on your binder paper right in front of.

622
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: You right or laps, like make a xerox and pass

623
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 2: it around the classroom or whatever.

624
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 5: And also it takes so long. That used to drive

625
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 5: me insane. I had in sixth grade. I had a

626
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 5: teacher and he used to write on the board and

627
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 5: he used to only use his index finger and thumb

628
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 5: to hold the chalk and then it would take forever

629
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 5: and he would he had really nice handwriting. But I

630
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 5: was like, what we could be collapsing this amount of

631
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 5: time that you're taking to write, like, you know, whatever

632
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 5: is the capital of Italy and just say it.

633
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 2: Just well we're all sitting here in front of you.

634
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: Yeah that's interesting.

635
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 4: But click click clickick. You know that used to be

636
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 4: a huge part.

637
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 2: Is so presentational or what is he trying to prove there.

638
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 4: That it's nineteen thirty two.

639
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: Out of here, I'm now thinking about my sixth grade teacher,

640
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 2: mister Morris, who we all thought was he had another

641
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 2: job and that he wouldn't talk about, and we thought

642
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 2: he worked for the CIA, and then we found out

643
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 2: he worked in an old folks home. Oh no, they don't

644
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 2: pay teachers in that, right, So it was like this

645
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 2: mystery we all had that we lived with was so exciting.

646
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 2: But he just, you know, just the public education system

647
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 2: is underfunded and mister Morris needed. But then also he

648
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 2: was very far right, and there was some you know,

649
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 2: some conspiracy theories being thrown out to sixth graders, which

650
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 2: felt wrong, okay, that.

651
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 5: Concept of I went to a high school and we

652
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 5: had several not okay teachers not saying I think, I

653
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 5: think it's safe to say not sane. And one of

654
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 5: them was a.

655
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 4: Theology teacher who was a priest.

656
00:31:59,320 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 2: Right.

657
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 5: He stood in front of the class and used to

658
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 5: draw diagrams of downtown San Francisco Union Square and he

659
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 5: would talk about the communists, how the Communists are taking

660
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 5: over Gumps, which was this department store in like in

661
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 5: Union Square, San Francisco. That's very fancy.

662
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 2: It was almost like called gumps. Gumps was the name

663
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 2: of this is obviously pre forest pre forest gump because

664
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: gum sounds like like the department sword that would be

665
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 2: attached to the shrimp company entirely.

666
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 5: But it was some you know when you went in there,

667
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 5: like you'd go in there at Christmas time and they

668
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 5: would have like entire sets of china that were you know,

669
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 5: Christmas theme. You would go there if you had a

670
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 5: rich relative that was trying to buy a gift for someone, sure,

671
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 5: and nothing was of use at all.

672
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 4: It was all decorative like.

673
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: Crystals and clutter your home with crystal.

674
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, and show your great nephew that you're rich.

675
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 2: Yes you could have paid for him to go to college, but.

676
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 4: No, you need this ash tray.

677
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 5: It's a formative astrays and he drew I'll never forget

678
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 5: it because I was sitting back there, and my mom

679
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 5: was a psychiatric nurse so she would talk about different

680
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 5: forms of different personality disorders often. So I would just

681
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 5: sit there watching him, being like this man is not okay.

682
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 5: And he would literally draw show us where the the

683
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 5: Communists were, like the different buildings that they were perched

684
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,719
Speaker 5: on watching Gumps, and it was this whole theory, but

685
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 5: no one said a word because we didn't want to

686
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 5: actually read the Bible and have to do assignments.

687
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 2: And so this is way more fun to listen to.

688
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, we just all sat there and pretended to take

689
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 4: notes and let him rant and then leave, and we

690
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 4: didn't have to do anything.

691
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: I need.

692
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 2: I have a question about these theories. Why were the

693
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: communists watching Gumps? Uh? Yeah, they just just keeping an

694
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 2: eye on unchecked capitalism or what.

695
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 4: It was kind of this idea that I think he

696
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 4: It was this kind of strange fantasy about communism and

697
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 4: what they're planning to do to our society and what

698
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 4: the important elements of our society like Gumps department store

699
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 4: or whatever.

700
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, the cornerstone of America, Gus Gumps.

701
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 5: He also would do a thing where like every it

702
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 5: was this my high school. It was great in a

703
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 5: lot of ways. There were some really amazing teachers, but

704
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 5: then there was the ones that were off their rockers.

705
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 5: There was this kind of silent consensus that nobody was

706
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 5: going to say anything because those were the classes where

707
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 5: you just didn't have to do anything.

708
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 2: Of course, Yeah, why would you report that you're right?

709
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 2: You just play a lion off.

710
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, and no homework and no kind of like now

711
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 5: and now I'm reading from job twenty three, you know

712
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 5: what I mean, there's.

713
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 2: No you just get to talk about on a podcast

714
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 2: three years later.

715
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 5: In my mind, I was like, this is an anecdote

716
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 5: that he's going to survive.

717
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 2: This unbelievable. I had a fifth grade teacher that I

718
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,879
Speaker 2: remember shut down class one day to tell us about

719
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 2: the evils of Wiji boards and face cards and just

720
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 2: basically to spend the day talking about Satan. This isn't

721
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 2: a fully public school. This was not We were not

722
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 2: at Catholic school, were not well, I mean, I guess

723
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 2: every school at Utah's and Mormon school, but like this

724
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 2: was just a regular school and suddenly we're just talking

725
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 2: about Satan avoiding the devil? Sorry, what are face cards?

726
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 2: Literally like a playing cards? She was like, she thought

727
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 2: she referred to them as face cards, and she thinks,

728
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 2: I mean, what am I trying to explain here? It

729
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 2: was insanity, But like, truly, we spent the day talking

730
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 2: about the dangers of Satan.

731
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 5: I have to agree with her. Not on the face cards.

732
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 5: But on the Ouiji board, I think Weiji boards are.

733
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 3: So do we really?

734
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 2: I do? Have you when was last time you used one?

735
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,479
Speaker 2: I will not have you ever used one?

736
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 4: I think we did a little bit.

737
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 5: We had it because you know, like the Parker Brothers

738
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 5: put out like a Weiji.

739
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 2: Of course, it is a weird thing to see in

740
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 2: kmart or whatever. It's like, oh, that's like right next

741
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 2: to Monopoly.

742
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 4: Yes, it's to me, that's so seventies. That is the

743
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 4: picture of the seventies.

744
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 2: Well, and they have it updated the box art since

745
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 2: the seventies. It looks amazing.

746
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 4: Yes, it's like somebody has a bowl cut like a.

747
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 2: Who was that?

748
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 5: Figures Dorothy Hamill? Everyone had the Dorothy Hamil cut. But

749
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 5: my aunt, my uncle Steve, died very suddenly when I

750
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 5: was twelve. He had just had a heart attack and died.

751
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 5: And then after I'll never forget, my aunt was cleaning

752
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 5: out this closet and my cousin Lisa pulled out the

753
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 5: Ouiji board and my aunt said, get rid of that thing.

754
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 2: I want that out of the house.

755
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 5: So that scared me because I was like, that's an

756
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 5: adult basically going this is not okay. And then later on,

757
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 5: I heard a story about a girl that I went

758
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 5: to high school with who who always seemed a little

759
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 5: bit very low key. And I was always fascinated by

760
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 5: other girls having different personalities in me because I was like,

761
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 5: why aren't you filled with like this intense social anxiety

762
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 5: that's making you talk NonStop? Which is what my personal

763
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 5: issue Like shy people, I'd always be like, how are

764
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,439
Speaker 5: you doing it?

765
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 2: Tell me yourself, I can tell you. I'm happy to explain.

766
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 2: Just shut it all down absolutely, the entire biologically. The

767
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 2: system just shuts down, low heart rate. It's like a

768
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 2: lizard on a rock. Yeah. So there.

769
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 5: So there was a girl that another girl told me,

770
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, her and her friends and cousins did a

771
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 5: Weiji board one night and they actually brought up the devil.

772
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 4: And then I was like, that's why she's like that,

773
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 4: because she was like had the shit scared out of her.

774
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,320
Speaker 2: Oh So I've.

775
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 5: Always been like, keep cape those away from me, and

776
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 5: people give us on the road and stuff, we will

777
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 5: get gifts and I'm like, get it away from me.

778
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:41,760
Speaker 2: I can't.

779
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 4: I don't want to mess with that.

780
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 2: See I don't think I've ever done one officially, but

781
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 2: I would love to. I would love to get in

782
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 2: touch with the devil. No what I feel like if

783
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 2: I got in touch with the devil, it would make

784
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: everything make sense. I'd be like, Okay, well, the devil's real.

785
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 2: He's trying to talk to me. I also, by the way,

786
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 2: I just love the idea that there's like a guy

787
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 2: who goes by the name the Devil. I mean, or

788
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 2: at least unofficially, he's like running around Hell and he's

789
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 2: the Devil, Like that's a person that exists. Now there

790
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 2: is so fucking Have you talked to the devil today?

791
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 4: Oh?

792
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 2: He is.

793
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 4: He'll mess with your mind.

794
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 2: He's not in a good mood.

795
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 4: Strangely, the Devil's being a real bitch.

796
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 2: No, I need to get a But I feel like

797
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 2: Jim would not be into a wage a board. I

798
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: feel like because he was raised Catholic and also kind

799
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 2: of buys into some of these more dramatic elements of

800
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 2: all of this. Maybe I just need to be alone

801
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 2: with a board.

802
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 5: Please don't not during quarantine. You save it for your

803
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 5: big celebration.

804
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 2: When quarantine's broken, I will gather everyone and we'll be

805
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 2: able to touch hands again. I guess it is a kind

806
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,439
Speaker 2: of a non quarantine game.

807
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to I think three people men.

808
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 2: Okay, from what I.

809
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 5: Remember of that board game, right like looking at it

810
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 5: and yeah, tiptoeing by the closet, it was I want to.

811
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,839
Speaker 2: Get in touch with the Ouiji. That reminds me. What

812
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 2: was that movie that series we would go see with

813
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 2: the couple who's battling evil, The Conjuring. Yeah, it's a Conjuring, right,

814
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 2: The Conjuring two. Yes, I think those people were kind

815
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 2: of scam artists. I've read they're like taking advantage or

816
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 2: maybe you were telling me about it, like yes, taking

817
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 2: advantage of people's grief or whatever.

818
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 5: Well, I mean that's what that's what's always said about

819
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 5: people who come in when supernatural occurrences are happening. So

820
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 5: like there's I think it's The Conjuring three where it's

821
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 5: based on a real story. And Georgia covered this on

822
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 5: My Favorite Murder. It drops thursdays exactly.

823
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 2: We've never heard of it. That thing isn't going to

824
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 2: last another day. That's what I've been saying. People don't

825
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 2: like true crime.

826
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 5: No, it's the wave is definitely cresting for sure. But

827
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 5: they in the third one, they.

828
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 4: Go to this house in did we see this together

829
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 4: in England? And the teenage daughter is like floating over

830
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 4: her bed and they what they brought in neighbors, They

831
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 4: brought in cops, They brought in all these people who

832
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 4: all witnessed it. They had tons of witnesses, stuff flying

833
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 4: around the house.

834
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 2: Do you remember this, Oh, we didn't see this one.

835
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: We saw The Nun, which was a spin off, which

836
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 2: absolutely it's such a drag, but none was.

837
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 5: The build up in our friend group who would go

838
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 5: see those terrible movies was unbelievable and so excited. I

839
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 5: was so excited for The Nun because it had the

840
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 5: best trailer.

841
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 2: Of course, the trailer actually scares you. This I was

842
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 2: and we were probably together.

843
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 5: Yes, we saw the Nun trailer, and people in the

844
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,879
Speaker 5: audience of the movie we were in to see that the.

845
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 4: Trailer was playing in front of people screamed.

846
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 2: I was scarier than the horror movie we saw after

847
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 2: the trailer, yes, yes, And then the movie is just

848
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 2: like a tableau of scary nun pictures. It's like a

849
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 2: Marilyn Manson video or something.

850
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 5: It's not it's not thought through well because they basically

851
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 5: go to a haunted Castle, which absolutely bring it more.

852
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 2: We need more movies and haunted anything please, a big stone.

853
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 2: All is fog, low level fog.

854
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 5: Something happened eleven hundred, you can explain, yes, all of it. Meanwhile,

855
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 5: in the Nun, they're just they show up and then

856
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 5: it's like, get ready, bad stuff happening, and then it's

857
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 5: that shot of her coming out from the side. The end,

858
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 5: it's like the same hallway they walked down with Scooby

859
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 5: Doo style.

860
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 2: They didn't even have like a cohesive nune design. It

861
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,240
Speaker 2: just felt like nuns from every movie you've ever seen.

862
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: We've got a nun coming in to try to spook you.

863
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 6: Yep.

864
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 2: Didn't work for me. Such a disappointment. And also they didn't.

865
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 4: It was like, why nuns inherently are scary?

866
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's all be scary. Well, then the costume

867
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 2: is not pleasant to look at the non costume, I guess, well,

868
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 2: it's not a uniform.

869
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 4: Well, especially the sexy non costume that's offensive.

870
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 2: These nuns work hard.

871
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 4: What if a sexy nun came out from the side

872
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 4: and scared everybody.

873
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 2: I honestly, with that the way that movie unfold that

874
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 2: I would have been like, oh, Yeah, of course they

875
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 2: had a sex syt of course of other types of nuns. Yeah.

876
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 5: Finally, it's like, oh, in this part of the castle there,

877
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 5: it's Halloween, and so there's a bunch of sorority girls

878
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 5: dressed like nuns.

879
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 4: Get Ready, you're gonna flip out everybody. That would have

880
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 4: been at least something, of course, but I just remember

881
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 4: them there. They would walk through hallways and they'd be

882
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 4: like straw in the corner. That's how you know it

883
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 4: was a long time ago, because there was straw on

884
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 4: the floor. Okay, perfect, I'm scared. Good job, everybody.

885
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 2: Such a waste of a haunted castle, it really was.

886
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 4: Maybe we need to write a haunted castle movie.

887
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 2: Please. Maybe I think off off cast We talk conded castles.

888
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you are going to steal this idea, we

889
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 5: will threaten we'll use this audio in court against you,

890
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 5: and I will get the loudest speaker to play it through.

891
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 2: So just watch out.

892
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 4: We will put outer space sounds behind our voices.

893
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 2: And we'll play both of our competing noun or Haunted

894
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: Castle movies next to each other, and then the judge

895
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 2: will the side. It'll be Oh, it'll be a contest

896
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 2: it's gonna now we're in a movie making contest.

897
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 5: This is just like the green Light and fuck you,

898
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 5: Ben Affleck because we don't care that you thought of

899
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 5: it already.

900
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 2: For a variety of reasons. Wait and now I feel

901
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 2: like I've I've gotten a off track of the girl

902
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 2: flying above her bed. You were telling me about the

903
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 2: well during the people.

904
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 5: That conjuring story, I mean the other ones. I don't

905
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 5: know how many of them were based on true cases

906
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 5: the couple did, but that one, and I could be wrong.

907
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 5: It could be the Conjuring for we could be saying

908
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 5: the Conjuring and it's it's actually a different movie.

909
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 2: Four other conjuring movies may have been released by the

910
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 2: time this podcast comes out straight to video, of course.

911
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,479
Speaker 2: Conjuring two. Conjuring two, we've seen that in the UK.

912
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: They called it the Conjuring two. The ifields to let.

913
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 2: People, Oh yes, I love Poltergeist.

914
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a good one, and it was like

915
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,919
Speaker 4: really believable.

916
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 5: You know, it's like when the whole bureau goes across

917
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 5: the bedroom and blocks the door.

918
00:43:59,080 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 2: Type of stuff.

919
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 5: Right, yes, like there they were like this happened, and

920
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 5: a bunch of people saw the neighbor came over and

921
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 5: saw it.

922
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 4: It wasn't just us, you.

923
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 2: Know, I'm now flashing back. We did see this movie together,

924
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 2: and I remember thinking they've proved the movie was in

925
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 2: the UK by like playing the Clash or something. It

926
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, here we are. It's seventies. It's weren't

927
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 2: there posters on the wall? I'm sure there was? Like

928
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 2: I feel like every teen in a movie has the

929
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 2: Clash or Ramones on the wall. Yeah, it's time to

930
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 2: move on. I mean, yeah, yeah, we need more, we

931
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 2: need more. We've put throw up a Gaga poster on

932
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 2: the teens wall. That's probably closer or scenes Love Me drafted.

933
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 2: Teens like they like Frank Ocean. No, I like Frank Ocean.

934
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 2: What am I talking about? I guess? I guess that's

935
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 2: what I've in common with teens.

936
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 4: They like, what's the high school Musical?

937
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: One? Two, three, four and five? Oh, A haunted high

938
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 2: school musical? I think that's a thing, isn't it? Is it? Why?

939
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 2: Why am I so confident? I just literally said two

940
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 2: things we were talking about and decided it's reality.

941
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 4: Hated It's Haunted high School Musical? On Bridger A twelve,

942
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 4: The Star in the Libra district.

943
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 2: That's the sort of movie you'll be enjoying on my

944
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 2: Star and Haunted Castles. Oh geez. I mean, you know,

945
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 2: What's something that bothers me about these exorcist movies or

946
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 2: you know, movies where a demon takes over somebody's body.

947
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 2: And I've been thinking about this a lot recently. Is

948
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 2: the demon is often speaking through the possessed, and they're

949
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 2: the demon's decision or what they decide to speak is

950
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 2: always just cursing, just saying shit, chit, chit, kill your mom,

951
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 2: this sort of thing. What is the Why is the

952
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 2: demon not saying something like this is the location of

953
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 2: heaven and this is how you take it over? That

954
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 2: to me, like if the key possess someone's body, why

955
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 2: am I doing? I don't know.

956
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe it is the thing of like what's the

957
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 5: most disturbing thing that you can hear, like this four

958
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 5: year old who's now possessed by the demon from the

959
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 5: closet And I'm definitely thinking of a specific movie that

960
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 5: we have seen together now, remember the one where.

961
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,959
Speaker 4: It was like the little It's like mommy and then.

962
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 5: There's like weird fingernail markings inside the closet, and it

963
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 5: was that it was like a big almost like a fog,

964
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 5: like a black fog from out of the closet or something.

965
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 2: That's Is that another Patrick Wilson horror movie? Yeah, I

966
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 2: think he's making two different series, right. He's all over

967
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 2: the map these choices. He loves demons, he wants to.

968
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 4: Fight them, he wants to be the father around them.

969
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 2: Father of a demon.

970
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 4: Annabelle, Was it in an Annabelle?

971
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 2: You may have been? I actually have to say, Annabel May.

972
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 2: The conjuring universe is far and wide, and I think

973
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 2: annabel falls into that.

974
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:52,879
Speaker 4: That is the doll.

975
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 2: This is one of the ones that's like in kind

976
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 2: of like a newer home or something that looks kind

977
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 2: of like a lossless, cracked home, recently staged home. Realitter

978
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 2: stages a home and a demon immediately moves in.

979
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 4: What a beauty, What a beautiful home. That's not my couch.

980
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 4: I don't recognize any of this furniture. Yeah, we staged it.

981
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 4: It's not a demon. We staged it.

982
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 2: Succulents are all fake.

983
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 5: I watered the succulent and the water went right into

984
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 5: the floor.

985
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:29,280
Speaker 2: Yes, it's not dirt, that's plastic. What are you doing. Oh,

986
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 2: I wonder what movie. We've seen a lot of horror

987
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 2: movies together. I missed that about precoryn I do too.

988
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: Just pick a crappy movie and go see it.

989
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 5: I just was thinking, why can't I because you and

990
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 5: I had a really hilarious discussion a while ago about

991
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 5: who we saw the Lighthouse with?

992
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 2: Remember, Oh, that's right.

993
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 5: You were having a fully realizing of like, no, we

994
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 5: saw that together. And then I was like, and I

995
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 5: knew we didn't, but you were so sure that then

996
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 5: I was like, I think he's right. I think you're

997
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 5: remembering this wrong. But I realized because I was trying

998
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 5: to think now, I mean, like, who did we see

999
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 5: the nun with?

1000
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 2: Try and go through?

1001
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 5: And I think the problem is every time I buy

1002
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 5: the tickets, I picked the same seats.

1003
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 7: Oh interesting, So you and I are always sitting in

1004
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,240
Speaker 7: j or K Is that true?

1005
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right on the on the aisle. I've never picked

1006
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 2: up on this. I mean that's what I do. Those

1007
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 2: those are just your preferred seats.

1008
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 5: I just am always like, let's be on the aisle

1009
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 5: so we don't have to like, because my big fear

1010
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 5: is having to slide in front of people with my

1011
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 5: butt facing the face. Of course, I feel like because

1012
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 5: I went to a very mean high school where you

1013
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 5: would get picked on. So I'm like, I'm not putting

1014
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 5: my butt near people. It's just asking for it. I

1015
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 5: don't want to, So it's.

1016
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 2: Just, well, the aisle seats better anyway. What if I

1017
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 2: need to pee or whatever? You run up and then

1018
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 2: you watch the movie wrong about right? So you've been

1019
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 2: buying J and K this entire time, and I'm just

1020
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 2: willy nilly picking seats wherever? Are you really to be

1021
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 2: a little I mean, I think I probably do still

1022
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 2: pick ilish seats in the middle of the theater like

1023
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 2: any human, normal human being. I'm not trying to get

1024
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 2: front row center, right, I would you feel psychotic?

1025
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 4: Did I ever tell you about the time? And I've

1026
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 4: done this a bunch where I will do a thing.

1027
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 5: This is pre Koar obviously where it to If I

1028
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 5: have something at two o'clock and then something at five o'clock,

1029
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 5: I will go stop by the arc light. If I

1030
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 5: need to kill time and just see whatever is playing.

1031
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 5: Right then, Oh have you ever done that?

1032
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 2: I haven't, but I would what a nice way to

1033
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 2: kill time if you have two hours anyway.

1034
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's because I always would find myself like if

1035
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 5: there was I had stuff to do in Hollywood, and

1036
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 5: I lived in the valley, you know, and it's like,

1037
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 5: so I'm basically between two offices. So it's like we'll

1038
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 5: just go see a movie for two hours and kill

1039
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 5: the time.

1040
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 2: It's going to be two hours in the.

1041
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 4: Car, yes, right, and or like I'm not going to

1042
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 4: go there.

1043
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 2: Run home and sit around for fifteen minutes.

1044
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then the dogs are excited I'm home and

1045
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 5: I'm like, bye, see you later, suckers. So I would

1046
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 5: go to a movie, and that's how I was so

1047
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 5: thrilled when Fox Catcher came out, because I knew the story,

1048
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 5: oh of course, and I knew it was a serious movie.

1049
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 5: Every it seems like every other person in the theater

1050
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 5: thought it was this hilarious Steve Carrell movie.

1051
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 4: Oh no, so they didn't fucking know what was going on.

1052
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 2: Do people do no research? The decision making of other

1053
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 2: people is mind boggling.

1054
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 5: It's insane where it's like you just saw the name

1055
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 5: in ran like what are you doing? But so I

1056
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 5: showed up and bought my ticket and didn't realize that

1057
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 5: I had bought. So I was like, I'll just sneak

1058
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,399
Speaker 5: in and watch this movie real quick and go right

1059
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 5: when I got there, it turned out that I bought

1060
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 5: myself this single. Basically, it's a it's a it's an

1061
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 5: accessibility seat so that it's it's easy to get to.

1062
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 2: So it's like, right when you.

1063
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 4: Come around that ramp up, Oh sure, it's that first

1064
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 4: seat that's like basically bottom row.

1065
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 2: First seat.

1066
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, and but it is separate from the row.

1067
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 2: It's just like its own little throne.

1068
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 5: It's but it's basically you're here at the movies by yourself.

1069
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 2: So there's no chance someone's coming.

1070
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 4: It was like that thing where it's like I'm going

1071
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 4: to go to the movies by myself.

1072
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 2: I'm free and.

1073
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 5: Have a career and am a woman, you know what

1074
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 5: I mean, Like that whole concept in my head. And

1075
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 5: then I go and I'm thinking I'm just gonna be

1076
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 5: able to sneak in in the dark and sit down

1077
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:21,720
Speaker 5: or whatever.

1078
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 4: I go in and am like on this.

1079
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 5: Seat separate from everyone in the room, and people are

1080
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 5: walking by me looking down of.

1081
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 2: Like, oh, she's here alone. It was horrifying. I am

1082
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 2: here and I have no one. Yes, So I.

1083
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,399
Speaker 5: Think that's why I'm always making sure i'm up the road.

1084
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,879
Speaker 5: Of course, in the you know, up in the ms

1085
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 5: from K to you know P kind of.

1086
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 2: Petty, right, but I mean unwittingly. You may have been

1087
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 2: experiencing the future there the post Quarantine movie theater experience.

1088
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 4: Oh, then I don't I'm not gonna like it.

1089
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 2: I know that doesn't sound great.

1090
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 4: It's not fun.

1091
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 2: I need to be sitting next to I need to

1092
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 2: be able to lean over and complain about the movie

1093
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 2: or whatever.

1094
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you and I I think some of the funniest

1095
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 4: things I've ever heard is stuff you've said under your

1096
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 4: breath during a movie.

1097
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 2: Oh, going to the movie with you is just a

1098
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 2: different experience, your joy. Yes, we line up our you know.

1099
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 2: I just feel like we have a similar feeling about

1100
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 2: every movie we see and we're able to just chat

1101
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 2: through it. I also, can we talk about the Midsummer experience? Yes,

1102
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 2: I would.

1103
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 5: Say with going to the movies with you in the beginning,

1104
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 5: because you are a quieter person, so I'm always like,

1105
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 5: don't try to make a bunch of jokes.

1106
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 4: He's trying to enjoy this movie.

1107
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 5: Like, I never want to jump in with my hilarious

1108
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 5: riffs immediately because I always think, what if he likes

1109
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 5: the movie, then you're gonna like to appreciate that.

1110
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 2: So I wait for the vibe. Oh, of course, I

1111
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 2: think that's a I mean, that's smart, yes.

1112
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 4: That we both know, like a fourth dumb thing will happen.

1113
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, yeah, it's like okay, clear, Yeah,

1114
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 2: they were free to just shit all over this movie.

1115
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 5: But it's that first comment that one of us will

1116
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 5: say to the other one that is always the greatest.

1117
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 2: Oh, we know, Damn's break has broken and yeah, and

1118
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 2: then of course the trailers are free for all. I

1119
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:16,280
Speaker 2: feel like you can just talk at regular level during trailers.

1120
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 2: I think everyone should just be expressing their opinion at

1121
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 2: that point totally for sure, because we're being dragged through

1122
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 2: those anyway.

1123
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 4: But Midsommar was different.

1124
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 2: You know, this was an interesting experience. This is what

1125
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 2: will like, We'll just live with me until I died.

1126
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 2: This memory is one of the best movie going experiences

1127
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 2: I've ever had. Do you want to explain it or

1128
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 2: should I We went to see the movie Midsommer, which is,

1129
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 2: you know, it's a horror movie, but a very artistic

1130
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,200
Speaker 2: How would you even. I mean it's a very.

1131
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 4: It's paste out sober, yeah.

1132
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 2: Yes, just issues serious movie, yeah, but also has some

1133
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 2: insane things that happen and some you know, various orgies

1134
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 2: people like being their heads being smashed like watermelons. Yeah.

1135
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 2: But you we got to the theater and you realized

1136
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 2: you didn't have your glasses with you. Yeah, and so

1137
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 2: we went in, went in and watched, but you had

1138
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 2: your prescription sunglasses, that's right. And so we were watching

1139
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,320
Speaker 2: the movie, and there are parts of this very visual

1140
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 2: movie you want to be able to see, and also

1141
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 2: just insane things that you're like, what is happening on

1142
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 2: the screen going on? And so while watching, for example,

1143
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 2: during the Grandma leading the orgy scene, you're putting on

1144
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 2: a pair of sunglasses.

1145
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 5: I had to keep my sunglasses on my head like

1146
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 5: I was on a cruise and then when stuff and

1147
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 5: that was embarrassing too, because it would indicate what I

1148
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 5: was very interested in.

1149
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 2: Yes, so it was.

1150
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 5: Right when the Grandma orgy scene started and I turned

1151
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 5: and looked at Bridger and then put my sunglasses down.

1152
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 2: Like, oh yeah, suddenly I'm sitting next to Joe cool,

1153
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 2: and this guy is like having sex with a bear

1154
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 2: or something. Oh oh, I loved it so much. It's

1155
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 2: just such a warm, wonderful pre quarantine memory for me.

1156
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,319
Speaker 4: But I didn't want too.

1157
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 5: It was like, that's a perfect example of there's some

1158
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 5: people that like, if I was into that movie, I

1159
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 5: don't want bits O'Hara overall here like ruining the sunglasses, Jones,

1160
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 5: ruining the movie.

1161
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 2: But this is an example of something that only enhanced,

1162
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 2: only enhanced it.

1163
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 4: For me for letting me off that.

1164
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 2: It also, Yeah, it was just kind of like a

1165
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 2: little alarm. Oh yeah, this is an interesting part of

1166
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,760
Speaker 2: the movie. It was just like indicating this is good,

1167
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 2: this is interesting.

1168
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 5: Also that build to the point where he had sex

1169
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 5: with a very old lady and then just a kind.

1170
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 2: Of that weird lady.

1171
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 5: Yes they I think this sex started with them and

1172
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,719
Speaker 5: he could like couldn't help himself or whatever. Right, So

1173
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 5: the build was slow where it was like I've given

1174
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 5: Bridger the time to absorb the the filmic artistic experience

1175
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 5: of this unnerving, bizarre situation.

1176
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 4: We know what's going on. I'm not really interrupting it.

1177
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,280
Speaker 4: It's actually going on a little too long from my taste.

1178
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 2: I mean, that's kind of how that movie operated.

1179
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 4: So it's like, it's sunglasses.

1180
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,720
Speaker 2: That should be the subtitle of that movie Midsummer It's

1181
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 2: sunglasses sunglasses.

1182
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:17,720
Speaker 8: Jime.

1183
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 2: Oh, well, you know, I feel like we're rounding the

1184
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 2: corner here to game time. We're gonna play a game

1185
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 2: I love, is it Yati. We're gonna play three full

1186
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,760
Speaker 2: rounds of Yatzi. And I want you to be quiet.

1187
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 2: We're not gonna say anything. It's just gonna be dice

1188
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,279
Speaker 2: rolling and like the scratching of pencil on paper and me. Oh,

1189
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,320
Speaker 2: there will be me asking you how the game works.

1190
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 2: Every few minutes, a run of three or four, I'll

1191
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,400
Speaker 2: call Sam and ask for tips. Best of two. No,

1192
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 2: we're gonna play. I think we're gonna play Gift Master.

1193
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 2: Let me get my laptop here, okay, okay, so for

1194
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,799
Speaker 2: Gift Master. Oh, I've got my mic. Sit down here.

1195
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 2: For Gift Master, I'm gonna give you three celebrities and

1196
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 2: three potential gifts. Okay, you're gonna tell me which gift

1197
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 2: you would give to which celebrity. Okay, But I need

1198
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 2: I need a number from you so I can calculate.

1199
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 2: How about the number eight? Number eight is perfect? Going

1200
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 2: to calculate this while this is happening, you can promote

1201
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 2: or recommend anything you want. You have an undetermined amount

1202
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 2: of time take the mic.

1203
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 5: I don't know how many people use Yahoo email anymore,

1204
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 5: because I know the cool kids use Gmail, but I

1205
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 5: would recommend Yahoo email. There's a lot of great email

1206
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 5: handles that are available on there. Because it's only me

1207
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 5: and your great uncles that are using it, they don't

1208
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 5: really have a great spam filter, but I think that

1209
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 5: keeps things open because then you get who you can

1210
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 5: interact with. With Nigerian princes, you can people from camp

1211
00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 5: that you haven't talked to in forty two years can

1212
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 5: reach you.

1213
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 4: There's all kinds of you're more open.

1214
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 5: Like everybody thinks it's great to be protected on your

1215
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 5: email and no one can find out, but actually it's

1216
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 5: a great way to open yourself up to humanity, I

1217
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 5: think in general, and also to like Zappo's when they're

1218
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 5: having a thirty percent off sale, they'll get right into

1219
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 5: your inbox immediately. So yeah, don't don't rule out Yahoo email.

1220
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 2: Karen, what an excellent recommendations integration. Yes, we each just

1221
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 2: got cut a two hundred thousand dollars check from that

1222
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 2: and it's going to shut down Yahoo. That's the last

1223
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 2: of their money. Here we go, We've got the game. Okay,

1224
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you the gifts you're going to

1225
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 2: be giving. Okay, the gifts I've calculated are a thousand

1226
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 2: dollars Old Navy gift card, nice, a tapeworm, and the

1227
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 2: final gift is bangs, so that you know the hairstyle bangs. Yes,

1228
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 2: now you're going to be giving these two. Let's see

1229
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 2: Drew Lache, who is the brother of Nick Lache, lesser

1230
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,439
Speaker 2: known brother of Nick Lache.

1231
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 4: I definitely know Nick Lache.

1232
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 2: Imagine Nickliche and then stop imagining. I think they look

1233
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 2: basically the same. And sorry, is Drew Lache from something?

1234
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 2: I think they were in the same I think they

1235
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 2: were ninety eight degrees together the boy band, and there

1236
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 2: was a third person I'm not I don't know who

1237
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 2: that was.

1238
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 4: That was in the era where I was blackout, drunk

1239
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 4: in a gutter.

1240
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 2: Or probably first you know, missing ninety eight degrees was

1241
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 2: probably your best move. Okay, So Drew Lache, Okay, the

1242
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 2: unibomber ooh, Ted Kaczynski yep. And finally Jojo Siwah Jojo.

1243
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 4: Well, I think this might be easier. Tell me why

1244
00:59:58,640 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 4: easier than you think?

1245
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 5: Okay, I will, Well, first of all, I can't give

1246
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 5: the unibomber banks.

1247
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 2: He's already got them. He already. Yeah, he's got prison banks.

1248
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 4: He's like the Tiger King.

1249
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 5: Yes, he's got a terrible haircut, doesn't need bangs, and

1250
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 5: he's you know, arguably the most of these three done

1251
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 5: a lot of damage to humanity, right, arguably.

1252
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 2: So we'll give the.

1253
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 5: Unibomber the tapeworm because he doesn't like modern society.

1254
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 2: So that old Navy gift card crowd and he's not

1255
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 2: he's just going to sit there looking at it, thinking

1256
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 2: about polos that he could buy.

1257
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's going to get the same pair of cargo pants.

1258
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,480
Speaker 2: Oh how many pair of cargo pants are you're going

1259
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 2: to get? That's you don't need that, maybe a thousand pairs.

1260
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 5: Also, you're in jail, you don't need anything, right, So

1261
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 5: tapeworm for you.

1262
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 2: Although I will say with the UNI bomber, imagine getting

1263
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 2: a piece of mail from the unibomber ted Kazinski. You

1264
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 2: open it up. It's not a bomb. It's a regifted

1265
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 2: thousand dollars gift card to old Navy.

1266
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 5: It's five hundred down vests that are poorly made by

1267
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 5: children who weren't paid enough.

1268
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 4: Wonderful, So let's do.

1269
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 5: If anyone needs bangs, it's Jojo Sue. Her ponytail gives

1270
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 5: me a headache every time I see her.

1271
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 2: It is going to pull her face off of her skull.

1272
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 2: It is too tight. It's crazy, and I think she

1273
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 2: smokes my voice. You should hear Jim does an impression

1274
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 2: of Jojo siwah that leaves me on the floor. It

1275
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 2: is incredible. It's I won't even try to imitate it

1276
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 2: because it's so perfect. She must smoke. And she's what

1277
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 2: eight years old?

1278
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,840
Speaker 5: Yes, she's very young. I have a story to tell

1279
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 5: you that's very much inside baseball. But this is I

1280
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 5: don't know if you remember this. This last summer one

1281
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 5: hundred years ago, in July, I was in Hawaii, Okay

1282
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 5: with my family on this family trip. We go to

1283
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 5: Hawaii every year, and it was fun and this big trip.

1284
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 5: So we went to a tiki bar one night, and

1285
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 5: every once in a while I will have a drink

1286
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 5: with but only if my sister and Adrian are there.

1287
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 5: It's like my sister will give me permission that I

1288
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 5: can have like a my tie and then they both

1289
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 5: basically clock me. And then usually halfway through that my tie,

1290
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 5: I like, we have to get more, and they're like,

1291
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,280
Speaker 5: take it, be easy, and then I go to bed

1292
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 5: and have a terrible hangouf of course, And that's usually

1293
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 5: the way I quote unquote party when we're on vacation.

1294
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 5: I only will do it like on vacation with my

1295
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 5: sister and Adrian. Yes, just for anybody that's like concerned

1296
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 5: about that, because it's I stopped drinking when I was

1297
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 5: twenty seven, and I actually it doesn't do anything for

1298
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 5: me anymore except in the first half hour I have

1299
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,479
Speaker 5: the best time, and then it.

1300
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 2: Goes very much off the rails.

1301
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:56,439
Speaker 5: So this past summer, we were in Hawaii, I drank

1302
01:02:56,600 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 5: my tie that was insanely strong. I went home and

1303
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,800
Speaker 5: then when I woke up, I had tweeted a video

1304
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 5: of Jojo Siwah and her and her choreographer dancing, and

1305
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 5: I wrote something like yeah in your face there or

1306
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 5: something something so insane.

1307
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 2: That was like I looked at it.

1308
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know where this came from,

1309
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 5: and it was it was like I went to bed

1310
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 5: buzzed in a way that I'm not Like for a

1311
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 5: normal person, it would have been like, oh, I had

1312
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 5: a my tie, I'm this drunk. I was like twelve

1313
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 5: pack drunk, basically in bed looking at Twitter, and I

1314
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 5: retweeted this Jojo clip that was basically saying she can

1315
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 5: dance and she's really talented. Fuck all of you that

1316
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 5: but nonsense.

1317
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 2: Come like a true believer, Jojo Sewa. I actually think

1318
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 2: I may have.

1319
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,720
Speaker 4: It may have not even been before bed. It may

1320
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 4: have been in the middle of the night, like three.

1321
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 2: Ams, woke up and like, what's Jojo up to?

1322
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 5: Woke up and did that weird thing that's I do.

1323
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 5: Sometimes very dangerous with Twitter, where you wake up so

1324
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 5: you immediately check Twitter and see what's going on. And

1325
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 5: I was off, you know whatever, ate out however far

1326
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 5: ahead or behind Hawaii.

1327
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 2: Yes, so in for me it was the middle of

1328
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 2: the night.

1329
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 4: Everybody else it was like two o'clock in the afternoon

1330
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 4: and here I come. Fuck all y'all check this out

1331
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 4: for Joe Jesse.

1332
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 2: What sort of response did you get to that where

1333
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 2: people like, literally people going, are you okay?

1334
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 5: And the answer was like kind of no, actually technically no,

1335
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 5: But I wasn't honest about it at the time because

1336
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 5: I didn't want people to think that that was something

1337
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 5: that was actually happening, right real I didn't want anyone

1338
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 5: to be actually concerned.

1339
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 2: But I feel like enough time has.

1340
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 5: Passed now where it's I haven't friend become an alcoholic

1341
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 5: again to prove that that was okay, where I can

1342
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 5: tell the real story. But I never knew who she was.

1343
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,439
Speaker 2: I don't know how I still does she I feel

1344
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 2: like she exists to make stickers or something like she

1345
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:58,360
Speaker 2: like there's a very sticker vibe I'm getting from all

1346
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,760
Speaker 2: of this, And that's all I can say.

1347
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 5: I think she was like a YouTuber type of person

1348
01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 5: in the way that adults of today don't understand these people.

1349
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 5: They pop up right and there is It's not like

1350
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 5: you go, oh yeah, she was on that show and

1351
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,640
Speaker 5: then she did this, and she did that that The

1352
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 5: track is totally different.

1353
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 2: She was on YouTube and then I mean, I don't know,

1354
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:23,280
Speaker 2: but she also she could be truly nine years old

1355
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 2: or fifty five, as I do not understand age wise

1356
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:27,800
Speaker 2: what's happening here.

1357
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:31,439
Speaker 4: She also has the veneer of like she's been doing

1358
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 4: vaudeville for thirty years, like and you can see it.

1359
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:38,080
Speaker 4: In this video, it's like she's dancing like crazy, but

1360
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 4: her the whole time she's holding this face, this performance

1361
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 4: face of an we having the best old time, and

1362
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 4: it's like, what is wrong?

1363
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 2: You can see her eyes just drying out.

1364
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 5: Yes, but she's not drinking, and the bangs are the

1365
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 5: lack of bangs and the tautiness of ponytail. But I

1366
01:05:55,520 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 5: also think that this little girl takes tons of shit

1367
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:02,320
Speaker 5: just for being this.

1368
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,800
Speaker 4: Kind of like I like things and I don't want

1369
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:06,240
Speaker 4: to be that.

1370
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,600
Speaker 2: Person, of course. No, I just want her to loosen

1371
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 2: that ponytail attack. Well, there was recently this video of her.

1372
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if you saw her transformation. No, she's like,

1373
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:19,720
Speaker 2: takes off the jojo and it looks like a fully

1374
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 2: different person. No, she must be ready to break the

1375
01:06:22,360 --> 01:06:25,560
Speaker 2: chains or something. I feel like mom has been putting

1376
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 2: her in front of you Tube and all of this,

1377
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 2: and I think that there's gonna be or maybe now

1378
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 2: the manager's like, okay, now let's turn you into an adult.

1379
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 2: You're forty five.

1380
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 5: She's on the Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus track where she's

1381
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,600
Speaker 5: about to get naked and swing on a wrecking ball.

1382
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 4: I love it.

1383
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,280
Speaker 2: I love I love Miley Cyrus. We love Miley.

1384
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 4: So Jojo gets those bangs, and she needs Jojo.

1385
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 2: Get the bangs. It's time and it looks like you're

1386
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,680
Speaker 2: on the track already. Yeah.

1387
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 5: And then so the two things I care the least about,

1388
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 5: which is Drew Leche and the one thousand dollars old

1389
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 5: neighbor gift card.

1390
01:06:56,560 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 2: Clearly that lines up so well. They're a match. I

1391
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:04,080
Speaker 2: feel like he's in cargo shorts already. Ninety eight degrees

1392
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:07,040
Speaker 2: was a cargo short band if there ever was was?

1393
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:09,240
Speaker 2: Is that true? Not a band? A boy I guess

1394
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 2: boy band is a group boy group boy group boy

1395
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:16,040
Speaker 2: band I guess as well. Working they call them bands,

1396
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 2: but there was never the band element. And yeah, the

1397
01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 2: Nick kind of married Jessica and took off and Drew

1398
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,080
Speaker 2: was left needing the gift card.

1399
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 5: Wait, I know who that guy is. I just had

1400
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 5: a flash of his face in my head.

1401
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 2: What do you I mean? I just I literally just

1402
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 2: picture Nick.

1403
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 5: Cliche, but like lighter colored hair maybe and maybe like

1404
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,880
Speaker 5: just a tad off of if Nick Liche is some

1405
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:48,920
Speaker 5: eighth grade girl's dream look of that's so attractive.

1406
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 2: Or boy or boy or teacher or teacher. He is

1407
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 2: absolutely the eighth grade teacher's ideal.

1408
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 4: Man, where he has kind of like he's kind.

1409
01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 5: Of bilt, so he has like a well developed chest.

1410
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 5: He looks like he you know, does CrossFit, whereas Drew

1411
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:12,000
Speaker 5: is a little more of the like, Eh.

1412
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 4: It's okay, yes, you let Nick take the lead.

1413
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 2: He can stand in front.

1414
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:20,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm over here. I can harmonize other than that.

1415
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:20,599
Speaker 5: I'm good.

1416
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,679
Speaker 2: My name's Drew. It's me Drew.

1417
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:25,080
Speaker 5: I'm reasonable, I can drink a beer. I'm going to

1418
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:28,360
Speaker 5: become an accountant and manage Nicks millions.

1419
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,800
Speaker 2: You have to wonder what Drew's up to. I mean,

1420
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 2: don't most of us aren't.

1421
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 5: He's you know, what he's doing shopping at old navvies

1422
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 5: day after day going oh my god. Because also, how

1423
01:08:39,360 --> 01:08:42,599
Speaker 5: long would it take to spend one thousand dollars at

1424
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 5: an old Navy.

1425
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:45,280
Speaker 2: That would be a lot of clothes. You know, I

1426
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:49,439
Speaker 2: think a T shirt's about six dollars there. It's so cheap.

1427
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 2: I mean, I will I will get Old Navy for

1428
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:55,920
Speaker 2: this every time. Their men's shirts are truly what's happening

1429
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 2: with the shape of the shirts of this place? Are

1430
01:08:58,280 --> 01:08:58,759
Speaker 2: they crazy?

1431
01:08:58,840 --> 01:08:59,160
Speaker 5: Narrow?

1432
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 2: They're crazy are they crazy short? So it's like that's

1433
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:07,160
Speaker 2: a woman's blouse. They're selling a lot of blouses to men,

1434
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:10,240
Speaker 2: and I'm finally exposing them. They're like blouses with like

1435
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 2: artificial football jerseys printed on the front.

1436
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,919
Speaker 4: Oh that's why I'm not authentic.

1437
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:22,639
Speaker 2: Football not authentic, And everyone knows I'm an authentic football guy.

1438
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:25,679
Speaker 5: It's got to be authentic for Bridge, get lost, get

1439
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,840
Speaker 5: out of your fake football team.

1440
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,720
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think you could make a You could

1441
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:33,000
Speaker 2: get a few wardrobes happening at Old maybe with a thousand.

1442
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:34,879
Speaker 4: Dollars, I mean easily.

1443
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:38,200
Speaker 5: I went in there recently because I had I was

1444
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:41,360
Speaker 5: on the way to a meeting where I wanted very

1445
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:45,880
Speaker 5: badly to look good and was in a place in

1446
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,000
Speaker 5: my life where I was like, it's not going to

1447
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:50,439
Speaker 5: go well, and so I kind of was like, I'll

1448
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:52,960
Speaker 5: just put on this as my meeting outfit. And then

1449
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 5: I stopped off at the mall to get something else,

1450
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:58,400
Speaker 5: and then I was like, I cannot be wearing these pants.

1451
01:09:58,439 --> 01:09:59,479
Speaker 2: It's just a disgrace.

1452
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:03,720
Speaker 5: So I did go into Old Navy, and there were

1453
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:08,200
Speaker 5: things there I would love to see, like how the

1454
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:12,599
Speaker 5: design team presents their ideas because there was a blouse

1455
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:14,080
Speaker 5: that I was like, I might as well try it on,

1456
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 5: and it was like this crisscross design. I looked like

1457
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:23,320
Speaker 5: a pregnant chef that was in the army. Like the color,

1458
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:28,680
Speaker 5: the shape, the direction. Whoever sewed it, who clearly just

1459
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:32,680
Speaker 5: was not was going blind. Like everything about this was like,

1460
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 5: get out of this area. Nothing is going to help

1461
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:37,160
Speaker 5: you in this store.

1462
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:40,960
Speaker 2: Karen. It's yeah. I feel like they're doing a disservice

1463
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,439
Speaker 2: to everyone. Yeah. I mean there was a point in

1464
01:10:43,479 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 2: my life when I would go to Old Navy. They're

1465
01:10:45,439 --> 01:10:47,080
Speaker 2: part of the Gap Empire, and they would do these

1466
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,240
Speaker 2: clearances where you could get a shirt for like forty

1467
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:54,280
Speaker 2: nine cents. Yes, but truly the clothes and I think

1468
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:56,559
Speaker 2: the men's departments even worse than the women's. I think

1469
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,599
Speaker 2: they're like, well, I guess we have to have men's clothes,

1470
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 2: so something together.

1471
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:04,720
Speaker 5: Take that tent, get that sleeping bag and then get it,

1472
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,919
Speaker 5: make it a crop top and see what they say.

1473
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 2: See if they'll buy it. God blessed Old Navy. Amen,

1474
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,680
Speaker 2: we're at the final part of the podcast. We've got

1475
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:16,599
Speaker 2: to help some people. This is called I said no questions. Yeah,

1476
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 2: I've got We've been getting a truly, you know, we

1477
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:23,800
Speaker 2: recorded these first sixteen episodes and there's been a lot.

1478
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 2: I have now twenty six pages of questions, so everyone,

1479
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm going to be able to

1480
01:11:28,479 --> 01:11:29,920
Speaker 2: help everybody, but we're gonna try.

1481
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 5: Please don't write in with anything like I just cut

1482
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:32,920
Speaker 5: my hand.

1483
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:35,040
Speaker 2: What should I do? Because they that will be a while.

1484
01:11:35,400 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 2: And if you can slow the bleeding and you don't

1485
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 2: have any other choice, sure, but maybe contact emergency services.

1486
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:43,360
Speaker 2: I'm not your man for that.

1487
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:46,200
Speaker 4: Right into a different podcast with a quicker term.

1488
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, nine cast. Oh, that seems like a good you

1489
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 2: should develop it. Yeah, the operators, Yes, let's get the

1490
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:57,840
Speaker 2: operators on the line. Well, we're gonna help one or

1491
01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 2: two people decide on a gift.

1492
01:11:59,439 --> 01:11:59,639
Speaker 5: Here.

1493
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:05,439
Speaker 2: Let me read a question. Bridger and guest Karen, that's you,

1494
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:09,080
Speaker 2: that's me. We're in your home. Bridger. My husband is

1495
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:12,400
Speaker 2: terrible at giving gifts, or no at being given gifts.

1496
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:15,400
Speaker 2: He wears pants for many weeks and socks are his

1497
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:21,840
Speaker 2: go to. He loves big saws and heavy equipment. Give

1498
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 2: me anything to get him. Love you, Oh, she's saying

1499
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:28,000
Speaker 2: love you. So this is encouraging. Great. This is from

1500
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:33,439
Speaker 2: Emma in Scotland. We've got an international audience. Congression has

1501
01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:36,640
Speaker 2: gone across the ocean. Karen, this is incredible. How do

1502
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 2: we help Emma get this husband who's terrible at getting gifts.

1503
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:43,040
Speaker 2: He loves big saws and heavy equipment. I'm just going

1504
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:45,000
Speaker 2: to say, first off, cement mixer.

1505
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, first off, Yatzi game easy.

1506
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:52,200
Speaker 2: Everybody likes the closet. Then you've got a game.

1507
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:55,679
Speaker 7: It's heavy equipment of games and if you're very weak,

1508
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,000
Speaker 7: the dice are heavy.

1509
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:02,920
Speaker 5: They're very heavy if you have iron or blood. God,

1510
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,200
Speaker 5: that's such a good specific because men are difficult to

1511
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:10,639
Speaker 5: buy for right because with these you know, if they

1512
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:13,160
Speaker 5: don't come forward with this kind of like we've been

1513
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:16,600
Speaker 5: giving my dad golf gifts for thirty years.

1514
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,800
Speaker 2: And like to what end? I mean, I could say

1515
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:20,839
Speaker 2: golf clubs. What else are you getting? Hats?

1516
01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:24,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, like things that have golf things on.

1517
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:28,360
Speaker 7: Them, like a golf mug, golf golf mug, golf coasters,

1518
01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:31,120
Speaker 7: little teas that have his name on them, things like

1519
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:34,320
Speaker 7: that where I'm sure he doesn't even like golf that much,

1520
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,599
Speaker 7: but it's I feel like men are.

1521
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 5: You're mysterious as a group. You're not you. You don't

1522
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:43,320
Speaker 5: be shopping all the time.

1523
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,559
Speaker 2: You don't be shopping at all.

1524
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:48,599
Speaker 5: It's hard to pick these things. How about this because

1525
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,800
Speaker 5: it is hard to get Like, I'm not going to

1526
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:53,320
Speaker 5: be able to recommend heavy equipment.

1527
01:13:53,439 --> 01:13:54,600
Speaker 4: It's not my background.

1528
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:58,280
Speaker 2: Well, but I run an industrial warehouse when we sell

1529
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:00,240
Speaker 2: this equipment, so I'll get I'll get back to.

1530
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,559
Speaker 5: Make you will be the final answer. I'll just be

1531
01:14:03,920 --> 01:14:05,480
Speaker 5: tertiary concepts.

1532
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,720
Speaker 2: Okay. I love it because.

1533
01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:12,080
Speaker 5: I then this is sincere I recently and also if

1534
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:14,519
Speaker 5: you're in Scotland, I bet you there's great things to

1535
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:18,960
Speaker 5: look at. I recently bought myself high powered binoculars.

1536
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:22,040
Speaker 2: Oh, they were reasonably priced. Okay.

1537
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:24,679
Speaker 5: I think the ones I bought were made by Nikon,

1538
01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,840
Speaker 5: so they're very well made.

1539
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:31,639
Speaker 2: They're into optical equipment. We know the Nikon name.

1540
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:34,160
Speaker 5: We know the Nikon people. You know the Nikons the.

1541
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:37,120
Speaker 2: Weekend.

1542
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,799
Speaker 5: Oh, Mary Jane Nikon is one of my favorite people

1543
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:41,320
Speaker 5: to talk to.

1544
01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:48,439
Speaker 4: High powered binoculars are so fun. I have taken to

1545
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:53,839
Speaker 4: spying on my neighbor. It's true and it's so exciting

1546
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 4: because nothing actually has to happen.

1547
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:57,640
Speaker 5: And when you finally spot someone like I watched a

1548
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:00,160
Speaker 5: guy throw a ball for a dog the other day

1549
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:03,720
Speaker 5: and it was as if I was watching an assassination,

1550
01:15:04,479 --> 01:15:07,040
Speaker 5: Like it was fascinating and my heart was racing.

1551
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:10,800
Speaker 2: Well, in this time of social distancing, yes we're missing

1552
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:11,920
Speaker 2: out on people watching.

1553
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:15,320
Speaker 5: Yes, you don't get I mean I rarely see people right.

1554
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:19,000
Speaker 5: And also that's a suggestion that would be it's a

1555
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:20,839
Speaker 5: technical male gift.

1556
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,240
Speaker 2: I love this idea.

1557
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:26,000
Speaker 5: But then also you know, it's a little bit of

1558
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,080
Speaker 5: a permission to be a creep and a perve a

1559
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:28,519
Speaker 5: little bit.

1560
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:30,720
Speaker 2: I think that's fantastic and it reminds me of a

1561
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:34,439
Speaker 2: gift that I don't know if I can mention, then well,

1562
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 2: we can cut this out if needed. But I once

1563
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:42,920
Speaker 2: had to go by a night vision scope for David Letterman. Oh,

1564
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:45,719
Speaker 2: like I was if I was interning, and my boss

1565
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:49,000
Speaker 2: has said, go get this night vision scope at like

1566
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 2: the one outdoor shop in Manhattan. Yeah, I'm not qualified

1567
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:55,000
Speaker 2: to do that, but I did it. And apparently now

1568
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,679
Speaker 2: he owns a night vision scope. So maybe that's another thing.

1569
01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:58,320
Speaker 4: That's a great one.

1570
01:15:58,360 --> 01:15:59,919
Speaker 2: So that's something we have to cut from the podcast.

1571
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:02,479
Speaker 4: I don't know I don't think so. No, what can

1572
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:06,760
Speaker 4: he do anymore? Doesn't care? First of all, Dave don't care. Secondly,

1573
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 4: he doesn't have juice anymore. He has a been on

1574
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:10,400
Speaker 4: the air for ten years.

1575
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:13,760
Speaker 2: That come at it, come at me, Dave. I by,

1576
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:15,719
Speaker 2: I had to go out and buy your birthday present

1577
01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:18,880
Speaker 2: he sent. I also bought a card that I got

1578
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,960
Speaker 2: in trouble. My bosses didn't like the card and it

1579
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,599
Speaker 2: was very tasteful. I had a lot of pressure buying

1580
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 2: Dave Letterman a birthday card. Nightmare. Oh my god.

1581
01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:28,960
Speaker 4: Now, sure ways that can go wrong.

1582
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:31,240
Speaker 2: Yes, I just bought one that said happy Birthday, which

1583
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:32,360
Speaker 2: I think is the go to.

1584
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:33,599
Speaker 4: It's pretty standard.

1585
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:36,559
Speaker 2: I got in trouble for not being funny. Oh fuck that.

1586
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,120
Speaker 2: You don't buy Dave Letterman a funny gift card. Oh

1587
01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:42,560
Speaker 2: he'll rip you to show that's embarrassed. Ever watched the

1588
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:45,639
Speaker 2: David Letterman pre one that says Happy Birthday. He doesn't

1589
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:47,000
Speaker 2: even want them birthday car.

1590
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:49,240
Speaker 5: He doesn't want any of it. He doesn't He would

1591
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:51,200
Speaker 5: take you know it. He would be given that gift.

1592
01:16:51,439 --> 01:16:53,200
Speaker 5: Say thank you to whoever standing in front of him.

1593
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:56,200
Speaker 5: Door closes, takes it out the window. He throws the

1594
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:59,240
Speaker 5: night sko fishing out the window. He fucking lights the

1595
01:16:59,479 --> 01:17:02,320
Speaker 5: card from the bottom and drops it into an empty

1596
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 5: garbage can.

1597
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:06,439
Speaker 2: This is incredibly cathartic. I haven't spoken about this public clip.

1598
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:09,160
Speaker 4: I'm so glad you feel like you can tell me.

1599
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:11,880
Speaker 2: I don't know, eleven years since I bought Dave Fletermann

1600
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:15,320
Speaker 2: a night vision scope. I'm sorry, But back to the binoculars.

1601
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:17,479
Speaker 2: That's a great thing, or the night vision scope or both.

1602
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 2: They make night visions binoculars.

1603
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:22,880
Speaker 4: It's the only time you want to look at anything.

1604
01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:24,599
Speaker 2: And that really feels like we're getting into some dicey

1605
01:17:24,680 --> 01:17:25,960
Speaker 2: territory at looking at people.

1606
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,559
Speaker 5: So then I would say to go along with this

1607
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:31,000
Speaker 5: if you feel like you want the gift, like the

1608
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:33,439
Speaker 5: box to be open and it's a whole thing, right,

1609
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:37,400
Speaker 5: it's night it's high powered binoculars. And the high power

1610
01:17:37,439 --> 01:17:40,680
Speaker 5: part I really underline because there they make cheap binoculars.

1611
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 5: You're not gonna be able to see anybody doing really

1612
01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:46,599
Speaker 5: private things on that. No, no, no, So let's get

1613
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:47,599
Speaker 5: the price up there a little bit.

1614
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:48,679
Speaker 2: I'm a don't be cheap.

1615
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:51,479
Speaker 4: Then you put the scope on there, then you get

1616
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:54,519
Speaker 4: some of that that stuff you put around your eyes.

1617
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:57,519
Speaker 2: Oh the uh, like it's a grease paint.

1618
01:17:57,439 --> 01:18:00,639
Speaker 4: Yes, so that you can and maybe a camo hack,

1619
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:05,880
Speaker 4: camo hoods, maybe a camel mask of ballaclava.

1620
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:09,200
Speaker 5: So you can hide in the bushes. Clava, we should

1621
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:15,000
Speaker 5: all wear them. Right now, we should make turn this person.

1622
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:18,439
Speaker 4: If he likes heavy equipment, why not let him dress

1623
01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:21,200
Speaker 4: up like a terrorist. That's my question, like.

1624
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:24,200
Speaker 2: Some sort of burger or are he's doing reconnaissance? What's

1625
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:24,599
Speaker 2: the word?

1626
01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:28,760
Speaker 7: Yes, reconnaissance. I've said that, recon You haven't said it

1627
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:30,599
Speaker 7: since the beginning of the since I was doing recon

1628
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:34,760
Speaker 7: myself for David Letterman. And I feel like you're in Scotland.

1629
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:39,560
Speaker 7: I'm picturing somebody peering into a castle. Yes, using those binoculars.

1630
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:43,280
Speaker 7: Suddenly there's like a bansheet flying around. Yes, Oh I

1631
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:43,680
Speaker 7: love it.

1632
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:48,080
Speaker 5: Or it could be sorry, that's so loud. It could

1633
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:52,760
Speaker 5: also be that you're watching sheep grays, right, But then

1634
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:56,519
Speaker 5: you spot the shepherd and that's when you really start

1635
01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:57,639
Speaker 5: to focus in those.

1636
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:01,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're getting thenox, what's the shepherd up too? Right?

1637
01:19:01,680 --> 01:19:03,520
Speaker 2: And because he lives a life.

1638
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:07,360
Speaker 4: The assumption is going to be masturbating, of course, and.

1639
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 5: That's what I thought the first time I spotted somebody

1640
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:11,679
Speaker 5: through my prodocle that I was like, here we go,

1641
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,040
Speaker 5: I've spotted someone.

1642
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:16,559
Speaker 4: And then of course the person didn't. Now do your job,

1643
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:19,479
Speaker 4: but he did nothing except for throw a ball for

1644
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:19,920
Speaker 4: a dog.

1645
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,599
Speaker 5: And then then I was like, oh, he's not the creep.

1646
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:24,679
Speaker 5: I'm the I'm the creep.

1647
01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:27,400
Speaker 2: But that's you know, the person that that end of

1648
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:29,680
Speaker 2: the binocular When you're at that end of the binoculars,

1649
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:34,160
Speaker 2: you're usually the creep or your rear window. Yes, what's

1650
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:38,120
Speaker 2: his name, Jimmy Stewart, Jimmy Stewart. That's right, Jimmy Stewart.

1651
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:42,040
Speaker 2: I didn't even mean to do that. Well, I think

1652
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:45,360
Speaker 2: that that's great, you know. Or a cement mixer. I

1653
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 2: mean you're throwing out cement mixer again.

1654
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:50,559
Speaker 4: The thing with cement, though, you know, you can't just

1655
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:54,160
Speaker 4: mix it up. You have to like mix and poor, immediately.

1656
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:56,480
Speaker 2: Mix and poor. Oh you can't just have it mixing there.

1657
01:19:56,640 --> 01:20:00,800
Speaker 4: No, because it'll go you can mess that cement extra up. Oh.

1658
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:04,040
Speaker 5: Also, what about if we're going to go down this

1659
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:08,360
Speaker 5: heavy equipment line, Uh, the thing that you put a

1660
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:10,639
Speaker 5: tree branch into in an immediately just.

1661
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:14,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, end of Fargo sort of thing where you

1662
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:17,320
Speaker 2: can put a body through wood chipper. Yeah, fucking woodchipper.

1663
01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:18,960
Speaker 2: We had one of those as a kid. My dad

1664
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:23,120
Speaker 2: would rent one and we would go around the neighborhood

1665
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,720
Speaker 2: gathering Christmas trees that have been thrown out and run

1666
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:29,240
Speaker 2: it through to create mulch. And I it was absolutely

1667
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:33,280
Speaker 2: hell for me post Christmas is going around the neighborhood

1668
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:37,200
Speaker 2: collecting Christmas trees to multch is manual labor, real rough memory.

1669
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:42,439
Speaker 2: That's but was it not satisfying at any point?

1670
01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:43,320
Speaker 1: No?

1671
01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:45,120
Speaker 2: I mean it would be. I think it would be

1672
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:46,000
Speaker 2: if it were a hobby.

1673
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:50,240
Speaker 7: But when it's your job tree collection and you just

1674
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:52,360
Speaker 7: want to play with that, I want.

1675
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:54,519
Speaker 2: To be playing Nintendo, right, I just got a Nintendo.

1676
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:57,120
Speaker 2: Why am I not sitting in the basement. My fingers

1677
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:59,920
Speaker 2: are freezing and I'm now getting wet with like wood chips?

1678
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:02,559
Speaker 2: Was it just you and your dad? My brother? My

1679
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:08,000
Speaker 2: brother is probably interesting brother's plural brother's pearl. I thought

1680
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,679
Speaker 2: there was just one brother, Andrew. There's Jesse. Oh yeah,

1681
01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:12,360
Speaker 2: I think Jesse is the only one that listens to

1682
01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,679
Speaker 2: this podcast. Hi, Jesse. Jesse bought a T shirt. Oh,

1683
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:18,960
Speaker 2: god bless, that's awesome, sweetheart. I should buy tea. I

1684
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,800
Speaker 2: know you shouldn't. You have great merch, good merch. I

1685
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:24,479
Speaker 2: love the merch. Good merch. That's a good gift. Put

1686
01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:25,559
Speaker 2: that on a cement mixer.

1687
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:25,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1688
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:27,439
Speaker 5: How about a T shirt that says I said no

1689
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:30,680
Speaker 5: gifts and then it's basically you saying I didn't think

1690
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:31,559
Speaker 5: you wanted anything.

1691
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:34,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that becomes a real just like the person is

1692
01:21:34,439 --> 01:21:36,920
Speaker 2: deeply confused opening the box and they're like.

1693
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:39,280
Speaker 4: They put it on, They're like, but I didn't feel.

1694
01:21:39,040 --> 01:21:41,720
Speaker 2: Like I'm being blamed for something I didn't do. You've

1695
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:44,400
Speaker 2: pulled me into some dark So that's something you should

1696
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,920
Speaker 2: get them if you want to like start a fight

1697
01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:47,480
Speaker 2: on Christmas.

1698
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:50,599
Speaker 5: Morning, which hey, that's you've got a twelve hour day

1699
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:51,200
Speaker 5: ahead of you.

1700
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,519
Speaker 2: You've got to feel the time somehow.

1701
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:55,639
Speaker 4: Yes, at least one fight should be on the docket, please.

1702
01:21:56,439 --> 01:21:59,080
Speaker 2: I think we've answered enough questions for today. You know,

1703
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,439
Speaker 2: I've got twenty six ages. We could do this, I

1704
01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:04,640
Speaker 2: promise everyone. I'm going to try to get around to it.

1705
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:07,920
Speaker 2: But we've dug into this one in a beautiful way.

1706
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:10,519
Speaker 4: I feel like there's been definitely many options.

1707
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:13,040
Speaker 2: Right if you can't find something there, Emma, then your

1708
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:14,280
Speaker 2: husband is impossible.

1709
01:22:14,560 --> 01:22:17,799
Speaker 5: And yeah, how about a gift certificate for some therapy

1710
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:18,920
Speaker 5: we'll get I'm a star?

1711
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:22,800
Speaker 2: Oh always, Yeah, everybody get a star.

1712
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:25,160
Speaker 5: Just don't tell him the part that I told Bridger

1713
01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:27,080
Speaker 5: because I'm really legit.

1714
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:30,080
Speaker 2: I don't know why I did that. I immediately ruined

1715
01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:32,320
Speaker 2: the gift for you. I'm so sorry. No, I like

1716
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:34,559
Speaker 2: that I kind of illegally own a star. Yes, I

1717
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:37,400
Speaker 2: don't want to have the proper authorities in charge of this.

1718
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:41,320
Speaker 2: I'm I want that thing to be through a bad website.

1719
01:22:41,400 --> 01:22:43,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a kind of if Bernie Bernie made

1720
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:44,639
Speaker 5: off sold star.

1721
01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:45,439
Speaker 2: That's what I.

1722
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:49,840
Speaker 8: Got, you, fake, Karen. I've been in your home long enough.

1723
01:22:50,439 --> 01:22:52,680
Speaker 8: I've loved it, so i've been. It's been such a

1724
01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:55,559
Speaker 8: wonderful thing. I am so thankful to have you on

1725
01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:57,719
Speaker 8: the podcast and now own a star.

1726
01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:59,960
Speaker 4: I'm just sad that I can't use it against you

1727
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:02,080
Speaker 4: anymore that I haven't been a guest yet, because that

1728
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:03,840
Speaker 4: was really a fun thing to kind of throw in

1729
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:06,519
Speaker 4: your face, and now it's happened.

1730
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:08,400
Speaker 2: Well, the truth was, my plan was to have you

1731
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,679
Speaker 2: as the tenth guest. What does that mean I wanted,

1732
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,080
Speaker 2: you know, I thought, Karen, what a great tenth guest.

1733
01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:16,599
Speaker 2: We get bline. I'm not kidding. I thought we'd get

1734
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:19,920
Speaker 2: the ball rolling. I get. It's like, you know, you basically,

1735
01:23:20,439 --> 01:23:22,519
Speaker 2: if the podcast is a house, you bought me the house.

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01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:24,040
Speaker 2: I wanted to make sure it was clean and ready

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01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:27,840
Speaker 2: to go before you showed up. But then quarantine happened.

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01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:29,760
Speaker 2: I was like, well, we've got sixteen recorded, We'll just

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01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:30,439
Speaker 2: play through.

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Speaker 5: I got to tell you, though, Bridger, from the moment,

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01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:36,840
Speaker 5: this was one of the most satisfying development processes I've

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01:23:36,880 --> 01:23:39,400
Speaker 5: ever been involved in, because I basically said to Bridger,

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01:23:39,840 --> 01:23:41,720
Speaker 5: do you have any ideas for a podcast? And then

1744
01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:44,640
Speaker 5: you said I do, and then told me this one.

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01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:48,040
Speaker 5: We both laughed our asses off, and from then it

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01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:51,760
Speaker 5: was a dream come true. You're the ideal person to

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01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:56,080
Speaker 5: work with. You did all your you'd done everything perfectly

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01:23:56,120 --> 01:24:00,280
Speaker 5: into a tea and everything was ready, and you know,

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01:24:00,360 --> 01:24:02,920
Speaker 5: you pre recorded all these things, you booked all the people.

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01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:08,320
Speaker 5: You've been so conscientious, and it's such a wonderful podcast.

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01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:11,559
Speaker 5: I love to listen to it, and so does fucking Oprah.

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01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:15,840
Speaker 5: So like, kudos to you were delivering.

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01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:17,439
Speaker 2: It veryday You've made it very easy.

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01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:18,960
Speaker 4: I love that we get to work together.

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01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,040
Speaker 2: And now I own a star and we're working together,

1756
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:25,960
Speaker 2: so and we're all starves. We're all stars. Well, everyone,

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01:24:26,439 --> 01:24:29,160
Speaker 2: you know, stay safe out there. Karen and I have

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01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:32,479
Speaker 2: been very safe here officially, yes, where we've been very

1759
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:35,439
Speaker 2: We've all got to be careful. Don't be a dummy.

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01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:40,439
Speaker 2: Let's avoid spreading the horrible demon that's going around, and

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01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:44,120
Speaker 2: please go out and have a nice time though, enjoy yourself,

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01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:45,519
Speaker 2: listen to some nice music.

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01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:48,360
Speaker 5: If you have one safe friend that you know is

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01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:52,240
Speaker 5: as highly conscientious as you and constantly obsessively washing their

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01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:55,800
Speaker 5: hands and groceries and avoiding people and avoiding people and

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01:24:55,880 --> 01:25:00,360
Speaker 5: never being close, then you can have a nice visit, right,

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01:25:00,439 --> 01:25:02,320
Speaker 5: which is my visiting friend.

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01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:04,639
Speaker 2: You've got to have a visiting friend to just prove

1769
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:08,519
Speaker 2: reality is still out there, so true, and hopefully we'll

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01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:10,600
Speaker 2: kind of get out of this at some point we

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01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:14,960
Speaker 2: will for sure. Whatever, Well, God bless, and again I'm

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01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:18,040
Speaker 2: saying God bless. I started saying this on other episodes,

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01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:19,559
Speaker 2: and then I thought people are going to think I'm

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01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:21,520
Speaker 2: a just maniac.

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01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:23,000
Speaker 4: No, I like it as a button.

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01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:27,240
Speaker 2: Take care. I said, no gifts isn't exactly right production.

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01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:31,200
Speaker 2: It's engineered by Earth Angel Stephen Ray Morris. The theme

1778
01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:34,439
Speaker 2: song is by Miracle Worker Amy Mann. You can follow

1779
01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:37,559
Speaker 2: the show on Instagram and Twitter. At I Said No gifts,

1780
01:25:37,840 --> 01:25:40,840
Speaker 2: and if you have a question or need help getting

1781
01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:43,599
Speaker 2: a gift for someone in your life, email me at

1782
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:46,800
Speaker 2: I Said No Gifts at gmail dot com. Listen and

1783
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:50,680
Speaker 2: subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher or wherever you found me,

1784
01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:53,080
Speaker 2: and why not leave a review while you're at it?

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01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:57,120
Speaker 2: Did you hear.

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01:25:59,439 --> 01:26:04,320
Speaker 1: Fun? I made myself perfectly clear, But you're I guess

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01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:10,360
Speaker 1: to my home? You gotta come to me empty, And

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01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:17,760
Speaker 1: I said, no, guess, your own presences presents enough. I

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01:26:18,280 --> 01:26:22,840
Speaker 1: already had too much stuff, So how do you dare

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01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,640
Speaker 1: to surbey me?