Speaker 1: You're rolling? Are you rolling?
Speaker 2: Andy?
Speaker 3: I'm rolling now?
Speaker 1: Brody needs to make one. That's to Scotty Andrew now
Speaker 1: because you don't like Andy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know it's whatever I've gotten over it.
Speaker 1: You just sounded like my dead aunt when we used
Speaker 1: to talk like her. That's how she talked. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: who are you writing to?
Speaker 2: Hold on one sec.
Speaker 1: What's going on? We're taking you behind the scenes now.
Speaker 1: As Andrew feverishly types on his phone, who are you
Speaker 1: talking to? He's not paying attention.
Speaker 2: I just have to take care of some things. Okay, Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm here. How are you today?
Speaker 1: I'm okay. You missed the whole thing.
Speaker 2: No, I heard you talking about it. You want to
Speaker 2: change it to Scotty and Andrew because you know I
Speaker 2: don't like Andy.
Speaker 1: And you talked like my dead aunt. Ant dead ant,
Speaker 1: dead ant? Remember that from Pink Panther.
Speaker 2: And maybe it's in a past episode. Oh okay, I
Speaker 2: might actually have a bowl of cereal because I did
Speaker 2: not eat breakfast because I'm trying not to eat breakfast
Speaker 2: before I come and do this now.
Speaker 1: But we just recorded a Cereal killers and you ate
Speaker 1: a bunch of cereal?
Speaker 2: Did I really though? Because one of them tasted like
Speaker 2: gas station. The other one was Okay.
Speaker 1: There's not really any milk left?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Is there anything?
Speaker 3: Can? I?
Speaker 2: Is there no food?
Speaker 1: Hello? There's seventy seven thousand boxes of cereus.
Speaker 4: There's no milk? Right, so what I'm gonna eat? Just
Speaker 4: I've already eaten cereal with water.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it again.
Speaker 1: There's a yogurt in when did you have one of
Speaker 1: the breakfast Carnation shake drinks? Go ahead. There's Crave, the Loops,
Speaker 1: and there's Golden Grams.
Speaker 2: I'm not really like a breakfast shake person.
Speaker 1: Try it, go ahead. They're nice and cold, they're frosty.
Speaker 1: I put them in the fridge. No, they're not all
Speaker 1: they're good to like November. Well, the Crave is chocolate,
Speaker 1: the fruit Loops is fruity, and the Graham is Graham. Okay,
Speaker 1: shake it? Shake it really good? Shake well? Andrew pic sure?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes all you Beyonce's and Lucy Lu's and baby
Speaker 2: dolls get on the floor.
Speaker 1: All right? So did you come in with a game
Speaker 1: plan or yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I had to go get a whole new
Speaker 2: bed set yesterday, an entire new bed set because you
Speaker 2: broke it, yes, because I when I moved from my apartment, okay,
Speaker 2: broke this already. I hired this company. It was cheap,
Speaker 2: and so I was like, whoa, I'm gonna get a deal.
Speaker 2: The one guy who moved I don't know what his
Speaker 2: name was, was really nice. He did all the work.
Speaker 5: The other guy stood in the hallway and took lunch,
Speaker 5: just was like eating in the hallway. So what should
Speaker 5: have been a three hour move took six. On top
Speaker 5: of that, the one guy who was nice built my
Speaker 5: bed back. However, because the other guy wasn't there to
Speaker 5: help because he was eating lunch in the hallway for
Speaker 5: two hours, installed my bed wrong.
Speaker 4: So I was sitting in my bed and all of
Speaker 4: a sudden I just hear dun't And I'm sitting there,
Speaker 4: I'm like, Okay, I know, I know quarantine hasn't been
Speaker 4: great for everybody, but I don't think.
Speaker 1: It's been that bad to me. Your face must have
Speaker 1: been priceless.
Speaker 2: It wasn't great. And then I was just like having
Speaker 2: a fall on meltdown trying to figure it out. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, this man installed my bed wrong and now
Speaker 2: it's broken.
Speaker 1: I being built. I mean, you don't really install it.
Speaker 2: It's broke.
Speaker 4: It broke, so I build a whole new bed set.
Speaker 4: Hopefully the Serial Killers really takes off, because I could
Speaker 4: use some money.
Speaker 1: Right now, Let's see how you like your Golden Gram's
Speaker 1: Carnation breakfast drink.
Speaker 2: That's actually delicious?
Speaker 1: You like that? Yeah? I haven't seen it in the
Speaker 1: stories yet. They sent us some sample bottles.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Wait, don't look at the don't look at the calories
Speaker 1: and stuff. Just drink it.
Speaker 2: I hate only two and two hundred and forty kilors.
Speaker 1: I hate when people do that. If you like it,
Speaker 1: just drink good. Okay.
Speaker 2: Carnacian Breakfast Essentials has protein, vitamins and minerals, vitamin D
Speaker 2: as much calcium as a six ounce cup of yogurt.
Speaker 2: Okay if you see these in the.
Speaker 1: Store, which you don't yet.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Who did our friends at Kellogg sent us this?
Speaker 1: No? Not true at all?
Speaker 2: Okay, not true at all.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who makes Golden Grahams? Is it Kellogg's. No,
Speaker 1: it's General Mills, that's right. And also it's not General
Speaker 1: Mills or Kellogg, it's Carnation. Who licensed the names?
Speaker 2: Listen, Carnation. I think this guy Matt sent it to us.
Speaker 1: Probably it's also it's as she really, no, Matt's the
Speaker 1: guy from post Oh, Jess. You know nothing about Cereal brandmail.
Speaker 2: These companies, and they're sending us stuff now.
Speaker 1: But we don't talk about Cereal here, So move on.
Speaker 1: I mean, if we want to know what else you got.
Speaker 2: This is delicious though, and I'm telling you if you
Speaker 2: see this in the store, Carnation Golden Graham, it's really good. Okay,
Speaker 2: do we have an extra case paid for this or no?
Speaker 2: I'm just saying cool, what's next?
Speaker 1: Andrew?
Speaker 2: This is your podcast, it's not my podcast. You spend
Speaker 2: a lot of it talking about yourself.
Speaker 1: You have to come prepared.
Speaker 2: You have to come prepared. How are you prepared? The
Speaker 2: minute we press record on this, she's like, I didn't
Speaker 2: put this in the system. Also, I I got here
Speaker 2: at nine fifty today and you were like, you're late. Well,
Speaker 2: you don't start recording until at least ten to fifteen.
Speaker 1: I like to spend time with you, Andrew. You said
Speaker 1: you were coming at nine thirty nine, so you were
Speaker 1: technically late.
Speaker 2: I said nine thirty, But because my finger always hits
Speaker 2: the nine, it looks like nine.
Speaker 1: Are you sure that it's not you that broke the bed.
Speaker 2: In my defense, I do have gigantic hans.
Speaker 1: Okay, look at that, hey quite huge in the video
Speaker 1: that you're you're seeing right now? Am I backwards or
Speaker 1: am I forward?
Speaker 2: Raise your left hand?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, you're fine.
Speaker 1: But look is my look at look at rip? Is
Speaker 1: that backwards behind me?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: It is for me?
Speaker 2: Okay, well it's not for me, so that's fine.
Speaker 1: Why would it do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it mirrors your reflection.
Speaker 1: Mirror that you that mirror is your reflection. That was redundant. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm just sure. I'm along for the ride. This is
Speaker 1: bowl chat, so let's chat. What do you got? Come on?
Speaker 1: Didn't were there some like listener submissions?
Speaker 2: Well we did those of the last episode because.
Speaker 1: So you blew your wad in one episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just was like, okay, wait, have you ever
Speaker 2: done Peloton?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Are you never going to do peloton?
Speaker 1: It's very expensive?
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like you could just get the app
Speaker 2: and use your iPad.
Speaker 1: I feel like you just go outside and ride your bike.
Speaker 2: How about that they don't give you the same resistance.
Speaker 1: Okay, so someone can come yell at you next to
Speaker 1: you I would love to do that. I'll ride next
Speaker 1: to you, go faster.
Speaker 2: I actually want to watch you ride your bike, and
Speaker 2: I'll just be in the car and I'll yell at
Speaker 2: you the whole.
Speaker 1: Time with a megaphone. Fine, do you have a megaphone?
Speaker 1: I do because I have one of Greg T's old megaphones.
Speaker 1: It's like black Eye Peas. It was some promotional thing.
Speaker 1: I do have one somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can you bring it in next time?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 1: That would actually be a great service. Like you just
Speaker 1: ride along someone in a car and you yell at
Speaker 1: them while they're exercising.
Speaker 2: Motivational yelling. Yeah, I'm all for that. I think we
Speaker 2: just started a company. I think so motivational yellers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you were saying something. I don't really know
Speaker 2: what I was saying. I was just asking about megaphones
Speaker 2: because I would like to use one. Oh, I just
Speaker 2: want a bowl horn. I just want to press the
Speaker 2: alarm button.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We used to have that in day camp, Like
Speaker 1: anytime there was a special announcement coming, the owner would
Speaker 1: walk around with a megaphone all day. He had a
Speaker 1: megaphone all day. He had like a holster and He
Speaker 1: had a megaphone and a holster and he would just
Speaker 1: walk around and when you heard, you know that there
Speaker 1: was some big announcement coming and you had to stop
Speaker 1: and listen.
Speaker 2: My question is this because I've been watching a lot.
Speaker 2: When I did have a TikTok before, I had to
Speaker 2: delete it because I was getting too addicted.
Speaker 1: Again, what are you twelve?
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, I know when I'm getting addicted to something.
Speaker 2: I know when I got to cut it out, So
Speaker 2: I cut that out. But fire drills. Do teachers know
Speaker 2: when fire drills are? I would think so, because did
Speaker 2: you ever have a fire drill and there was a test.
Speaker 5: Um?
Speaker 1: Maybe now they let us know when there's going to
Speaker 1: be one, so they do know now. But back in
Speaker 1: the day when there wasn't, it was all analog. It
Speaker 1: was analog everything. And yeah, you know, I dared a
Speaker 1: kid to pull the fire alarm. Yeah. It was an
Speaker 1: elementary school. It was either second or third grade, and
Speaker 1: we were in the gym and there was one like
Speaker 1: in the little out cove of the do like so
Speaker 1: nobody could see, and he pulled it and it made
Speaker 1: it made a different noise than when it was a drill.
Speaker 1: It was we was like and then the bell started
Speaker 1: ringing and it was like he had he had purple
Speaker 1: inkle over his fingers because I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know that, but I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if they still do it. But
Speaker 1: old school, back in the day, there was like purple
Speaker 1: goo in the pull thing, so they would know who
Speaker 1: pulled a false alarm. You couldn't get it off. It
Speaker 1: was permanent. So he got a lot of trouble. That's
Speaker 1: that's that's crazy. Like nowadays you'd be probably expelled. Back then,
Speaker 1: it was just like oh you but you know.
Speaker 2: Nowadays it would be like you caused emotional trauma to
Speaker 2: the students.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: For that reason alone, we're doing after school therapy sessions
Speaker 2: with the students.
Speaker 1: And you're suspended for two weeks.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, and then you get a newsletter about the
Speaker 2: kid the action that was taken. Yes, yeah, we didn't
Speaker 2: have that. Yeah, fired were always interesting. I just liked to,
Speaker 2: you know, shake up to the normal routine.
Speaker 1: See. I liked the bus drills because we never had
Speaker 1: a bus drill. Well did you ever have a bus? Yeah,
Speaker 1: then you had a bus drill. It's mandated. So what
Speaker 1: they would do is you would get it. They'd fill
Speaker 1: the bus up with all the kids. And my last
Speaker 1: name was b so I was always in the front
Speaker 1: of the bus and I was pissed because I'd be
Speaker 1: in the front of the bus, but the kids halfway
Speaker 1: to the back of the bus got to jump out
Speaker 1: the back door. I had to go at the regular
Speaker 1: door like a normal idiot, and I never got to
Speaker 1: go out the back and have any fun. And then
Speaker 1: some kids got to like go out the roof because
Speaker 1: there was the roof. Things I want to do that. Well,
Speaker 1: they used to take us to a place, I forget
Speaker 1: what it was called, but there was a bus on
Speaker 1: its side, and they showed you what it would be
Speaker 1: like if you were ever in a rollover accident, and
Speaker 1: how to get out the roof of the bus and
Speaker 1: had to pull the lever and you know, because all
Speaker 1: the buses have the hatches on top.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, huh huh. Safety first, Andy, Yeah, well
Speaker 2: you were a bus driver too.
Speaker 1: I was a bus driver. It's been a bit. I
Speaker 1: miss it. Actually, as much as I would complain about it,
Speaker 1: I miss it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. My aunt and my uncle are both bus drivers.
Speaker 1: Maybe this summer I still have my CDL, so I
Speaker 1: can still drive.
Speaker 2: Ooh, commercial driver's license. That's right, love to see that.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: You could drive a tour bus.
Speaker 1: No I can't. I'm only allowed to drive up to
Speaker 1: fifteen passengers. Okay after that nope, can't wait.
Speaker 2: So if like somebody brought like another kid, would you
Speaker 2: have to be like I counted.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not that it's it's basically it's the
Speaker 1: size of the bus. It's if it's only a bus
Speaker 1: that hold up to a certain number of people is
Speaker 1: what I'm allowed to drive. Gotcha? The trucks, no air
Speaker 1: brakes sorry. No tractor trailers sorry. Although you know what,
Speaker 1: when I used to live in Iowa, here the.
Speaker 2: Girl there talking about extreme couponing.
Speaker 1: Out the girl there. There was a girl there she
Speaker 1: used to yell I me. She's like, it's what's a
Speaker 1: tractor trailer? But maybe is it called different things regionally,
Speaker 1: like it's an eighteen wheeler or who was who was
Speaker 1: on your phone?
Speaker 2: I'm listening to what you're saying. You're talking about Iowa.
Speaker 2: You're talking about commercial tractors. No, I didn't say anything
Speaker 2: about a commercial tractor, commercial something or other.
Speaker 1: Just forget it. Move on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what were you saying?
Speaker 1: I was saying that I would call a truck an
Speaker 1: eighteen wheeler a tractor trailer, and they would make fun
Speaker 1: of me because, like, what's that I call that? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but here in New York, if you
Speaker 1: look at the license plates, the truck that pulls the thing,
Speaker 1: the license plate says tractor, it's called that's a tractor,
Speaker 1: even though you think of a tractor as a John
Speaker 1: Deere that picks hay, you know, a corn or whatever.
Speaker 1: And then the trailer, obviously is the truck is the
Speaker 1: trailer part, So it's a tractor trailer. But that I
Speaker 1: mean it's I guess call different things in different places,
Speaker 1: just like shopping carts or shopping carts or wagons or
Speaker 1: buggies or whatever.
Speaker 2: People call the water ice versus Italian ice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of regional things like that.
Speaker 2: I don't get water ice. Who calls it water ice?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's ice.
Speaker 2: Is water, So I mean it's Italian ice. I don't
Speaker 2: know why it's Italian ice, but that's how I've always
Speaker 2: called it.
Speaker 1: But that also may be a very New York thing.
Speaker 1: Outside of it here.
Speaker 2: Pretty sure it is also soda and pop.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've told the story in Cork. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it one more time. But when
Speaker 1: I first moved to Iowa, I went to the Come
Speaker 1: and Go and I went in and I was so
Speaker 1: enamored that they had mountain dew in bottles, like the
Speaker 1: big tall glass bottles old school, and they were refillable,
Speaker 1: not recyclable. They would take them back and wash them
Speaker 1: and refill them. So anyway, I put it on the counter.
Speaker 1: He's like, will that be it?
Speaker 3: Sir?
Speaker 1: I said yes. He said would you like your pop
Speaker 1: in a sack? And I said, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm at the Come and Go? Can I get my
Speaker 2: pop in a sack? So?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was all those things at once, and I
Speaker 1: was like, where am I right now? But pop is
Speaker 1: soda and sack is a bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's just.
Speaker 1: It's different in different places.
Speaker 2: Also, some places just call all SODA's coke? Yeah, what
Speaker 2: flavor coke? Do you want sprite? That is just strange
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a big mountain dew fan. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I've said this before. I think mountain dew
Speaker 2: is the nastiest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: Wow, I was. I used to like it a lot.
Speaker 1: But see when I was a kid, I liked mellow yellow,
Speaker 1: and that went away for a lot of years, and
Speaker 1: it only recently came back a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: And then there were a few other ones that were similar,
Speaker 1: like Squirt. I loved Squirt. They only had it when
Speaker 1: I went to Florida's. When I went to see my
Speaker 1: grandparents in Florida, they had Squirt. It's like a citrus soda.
Speaker 1: It was delicious. Now they have it up here too.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 2: There's a Japanese soda I really like. It's called Kieran Lemon.
Speaker 2: It is so good. It's like a better sprite. That's
Speaker 2: the only way I could say it, because they use
Speaker 2: like real lemons quote unquote. They have like all the
Speaker 2: ingredients in Japanese, so I can't really read them. But
Speaker 2: it is the best soda of all time. And I
Speaker 2: will go to my grave defending that.
Speaker 1: I think there was one called Team or something else.
Speaker 1: There's Surge Serge, I shall have the alarm clock that
Speaker 1: that was a coke product in the late nineties, and
Speaker 1: it was I don't know what they were going for,
Speaker 1: because that's that was kind of their mellow yellow replacement,
Speaker 1: but it didn't catch on. But I do have an
Speaker 1: alarm clock, and it's screams surge instead of an alarm
Speaker 1: going off.
Speaker 2: That would be the worst one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a collector's item.
Speaker 2: I am weird, and I still need a clock in
Speaker 2: my room. Recently, my clock in my bedroom at home broke.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't need a clock?
Speaker 2: People use their phones now, you'd be surprised. Like my
Speaker 2: clock in my room broke. And I had that one.
Speaker 2: It was an old MTV clock that I had since
Speaker 2: like what two thousand and one, had the little MTV
Speaker 2: logo on the side. I loved it, but it broke,
Speaker 2: and I just felt so lost not having a clock
Speaker 2: in my room. I just was like, I don't know
Speaker 2: what time it is and I could check my phone.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine not having I mean, you open your
Speaker 1: eyes in the middle of the night. You don't want
Speaker 1: to grab your phone. You want to just look around
Speaker 1: and see what time it is. I mean, either either
Speaker 1: your Alexa or you know, because the We the Electra
Speaker 1: show or whatever that has the has a clock on it,
Speaker 1: or your cable box if you still have one.
Speaker 2: I think it's a gen Z thing. They don't want
Speaker 2: clocks anymore, huh, those whipper.
Speaker 1: Snappers and my kids, I mean trying to get them
Speaker 1: to tell time with hands. You know, it's like, what
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, I mean actually can figure it out now,
Speaker 1: but Cooper still is like, what's the V.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I will say it did take me
Speaker 2: a while to learn what like a quarter after five
Speaker 2: was or quarter.
Speaker 1: After six because you thought it was twenty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because that clicked probably in the past like
Speaker 2: ten years or so, and I remember that breakthrough where
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, that makes so much
Speaker 2: more sense.
Speaker 1: Well, because it's a quarter hour, Yeah, I get that. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's different than a quarter dollar oh.
Speaker 2: God, yeah right, which is twenty which is five cents.
Speaker 1: No, a quarter quarter dollar is twenty five cents, andrew,
Speaker 1: So that's why they're called quarters quarter dollar? Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me?
Speaker 2: Half dollar fifty cents? Please tell me you're kidding me
Speaker 2: fifty cents? Yes, half dollar is fifty cents, and there
Speaker 2: is no three quarter dollar. Is there anything above fifty cents?
Speaker 1: Yeah? A dollar yeah.
Speaker 2: Outside of that, there's no like weird currency like a
Speaker 2: two dollar bill.
Speaker 1: A two dollars bill is less than a dollar.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is there's no like weird piece of
Speaker 2: change that's like, oh hey, here's a we're also talking
Speaker 2: about change again. We did this in the last Bowl chat.
Speaker 1: Like this time, I brought a two dollar bill, see.
Speaker 2: Which you're gonna go tip someone with and they're gonna
Speaker 2: be like this stupid idiot.
Speaker 1: I will, I will. No, there's no weird anything. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a dollar there. Used to be like a giant
Speaker 1: dollar coin. I think Eisenhower was on it. I forget
Speaker 1: who was on I have one. Yeah, they're they're big. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have one in my room. You're that homelest, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay.
Speaker 2: The worst is whenever you think you got like a
Speaker 2: collector's item and it turns out not to be one.
Speaker 1: Well, no, most money is not collectible unless it's really
Speaker 1: old and in a really good condition.
Speaker 2: Exactly, it's got to be super rare, which then it
Speaker 2: wouldn't be in circulation for the most part.
Speaker 1: Right, Like, if you have a bill that has a
Speaker 1: red seal, or it's a silver certificate with a blue
Speaker 1: seal or anything like that, that's good, hang on to that.
Speaker 1: But anything with just your regular run of the mill,
Speaker 1: like anything after nineteen sixty something, Who cares.
Speaker 2: I went to a banquets and I got a five
Speaker 2: hundred dollar bill, and I wish I kept it because
Speaker 2: they don't make those anymore.
Speaker 1: How, they should not have given you that.
Speaker 2: This was probably this was when I was caddying.
Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter. They still should not have given
Speaker 1: you that. They've not been in circulation since you know
Speaker 1: when when nineteen thirty four.
Speaker 2: I should have kept that bill. I'm telling you, I
Speaker 2: still think of it to this day. I remember getting
Speaker 2: it and being like, whoa, this is so cool.
Speaker 1: Did you know they had five hundred dollar bills, one
Speaker 1: thousand dollar bills, ten thousand dollar bills, and one hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollar bills.
Speaker 2: They should go back to that.
Speaker 1: Well, they were just for bank exchange. It was before electronic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bank exchange.
Speaker 2: So imagine going and paying for a house, like a
Speaker 2: five hundred thousand dollars house with five.
Speaker 1: Bills five bills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go go buy something nice with this.
Speaker 1: Exactly. I'm gonna you say something. I'm gonna step over here.
Speaker 1: Clear my throat.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh do you have a frog in your throat?
Speaker 1: I wish they could see you on the camera. Why
Speaker 1: I just went over there, just rolled away. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be rude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're not. I don't worry.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna collect all my money here. I think I
Speaker 1: have eleven dollars total.
Speaker 2: I still have to go to the bank and exchange
Speaker 2: those two dollar bills.
Speaker 1: Why do you want to exchange them?
Speaker 2: Because there's no like I just want.
Speaker 1: Do you know that if you go to a self
Speaker 1: checkout machine you can use them?
Speaker 2: I know, but like I'm not. I want to carry
Speaker 2: a wad of two dollars bills.
Speaker 1: And a lot of vending machines take them as well.
Speaker 1: People don't know. It says takes one in five, but
Speaker 1: it will also take it too.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: They don't advertise it.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything else do you want to talk about? Or
Speaker 1: can we go?
Speaker 2: Why do we need to go? What else could we
Speaker 2: talk about?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I got seen any good movies lately. No, I don't
Speaker 2: really see movies any television shows.
Speaker 1: Yes, we've been watching Cruel Summer. We just finished that,
Speaker 1: so we're waiting for the next season to come and
Speaker 1: Generation we loved as well.
Speaker 2: I don't know what either of those.
Speaker 1: Are you should check them out?
Speaker 2: I think I might.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very like come of age type shows.
Speaker 2: I need to get my couch first, because right.
Speaker 1: Now, so do we. We haven't had a couch since January.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I haven't had one since I moved
Speaker 2: in on June first. And let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: I it's it's the most awkward thing in the world.
Speaker 2: I sit on my floor and I watch television.
Speaker 1: Try having a family there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that wouldn't be great.
Speaker 1: So now it's back ordered until I think another three
Speaker 1: weeks from now, so we'll see.
Speaker 2: I get mine on Friday. Good for you Friday.
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it new?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Are you definitely sure?
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. I've contacted them, I have a date
Speaker 2: on the calendar. Okay.
Speaker 1: I wish you well, thank you.
Speaker 2: I also wish myself well because I have people coming
Speaker 2: the next day to stay with me for over a week.
Speaker 2: So if I don't have a place for them to sleep,
Speaker 2: that's gonna be real bad.
Speaker 1: Have any one of them been on Survivor Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: of course, just checking.
Speaker 2: So I guess they're used to sleeping on things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, floors. Andrew likes to hang out with famous people. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: what's up? Pal?
Speaker 2: You are a famous person. That's why I hang out
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm Scott from Extreme Couponing. You should do an ama
Speaker 2: hell what no? And ask me anything on Reddit?
Speaker 1: Okay, and you should just be like I was.
Speaker 2: On Extreme Couponing, ask me anything.
Speaker 1: Do you get paid for that?
Speaker 2: No? Why would you get paid?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm giving up my time.
Speaker 1: That's right, all right, we were getting let's do the
Speaker 1: cameo thing. I decided that we should do it.
Speaker 2: I think Patreon before cameo.
Speaker 1: It sounds that doesn't sound good. I don't like that one.
Speaker 2: If we have people subscribe for two to three dollars,
Speaker 2: we will do one or two live episodes where we'll
Speaker 2: sit here with a camera, live, eating cereal, taking people's questions,
Speaker 2: talking to them, having fun.
Speaker 1: Remember the time when you said you were going to
Speaker 1: put up a poll and see if people would actually
Speaker 1: want to do that.
Speaker 2: I got to figure out what episode I said that in.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you should do that because I'm curious to
Speaker 1: see if anybody would pay a penny for this crap.
Speaker 2: I think people would for like again, two to three dollars. Honestly,
Speaker 2: you should see what some of these YouTubers charge. Who
Speaker 2: charges three hundred dollars to be an executive producer? Who
Speaker 2: charges like fifty dollars just so you could get a
Speaker 2: house tour.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, why is it any different to
Speaker 1: a listener that is listening to this right now that
Speaker 1: we recorded a couple of weeks ago, or one that's live.
Speaker 1: Who cares they're getting the same content?
Speaker 2: Different? Because if you're a subscription based meaning that we
Speaker 2: add just say, oh, if we do bi weekly Friday
Speaker 2: episodes too, so you get three times of the serial.
Speaker 1: I feel like you need to write this down and
Speaker 1: have a plan because you don't know what you're saying
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: So it's just you're like a going full Gen X
Speaker 2: boomer being like this sounds a little too new fangled?
Speaker 2: Can we do anything on my camcorder to cut the costs?
Speaker 1: I fell down a hill the other day and my
Speaker 1: arm and legs still hurt very badly.
Speaker 2: I can't, I can't. You fell down it? How did
Speaker 2: you fall down a hill? So?
Speaker 1: I was wearing flip flops and I should not have
Speaker 1: been wearing flip flops, and I was walking down a grassy,
Speaker 1: steep hill and I slipped and I fell right on
Speaker 1: my ass and my leg went backwards and I hit
Speaker 1: my elbow on the ground. But I did not spill
Speaker 1: a drop of my coffee.
Speaker 2: I would have paid to watch you fall. I'm I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry.
Speaker 1: I really would have. We kind of did a little
Speaker 1: questionnaire as I approached the soccer game, because we were
Speaker 1: going to Coopers soccer game, and everybody said they didn't see,
Speaker 1: but I don't believe it. Like if you're look, if
Speaker 1: you're watching a game and off of the distance, this
Speaker 1: dope comes rolling down a hill, somebody saw it. Somebody
Speaker 1: caught it in the peripheral and they saw it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I crack up anytime anybody falls.
Speaker 1: Thankfully there were no cameras there.
Speaker 2: Without fail, That's always going to be the one thing.
Speaker 2: Like you show me a video of somebody tripping on something,
Speaker 2: oh god, and I'll laugh.
Speaker 1: Okay, buddy, But well you should follow kids getting hurt?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Kids getting hurt on Instagram? Well? God,
Speaker 1: it's my favorite. I know it's not funny to see
Speaker 1: kids get hurt, but they apparently they assure everybody that
Speaker 1: nobody actually really got hurt. They just look like they
Speaker 1: got hurt.
Speaker 2: But hold on, kids hurting themselves.
Speaker 1: It's getting hurt. I think it's kids getting hurt is
Speaker 1: the handle. It's freaking hilarious.
Speaker 2: Kids getting hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you see, it's like a yellow logo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, three point six million.
Speaker 1: Yeah you'll love it. Oh you'll love it. You'll just
Speaker 1: laugh hysterically. Oh god, it all right.
Speaker 2: Even though I have kids, I would never post them.
Speaker 2: There said you just post your kid throwing up from
Speaker 2: whipped cream.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I cep in the closet. I kind
Speaker 1: of regret that. At this point, I feel bad. It
Speaker 1: was nice to make, you know, two three grand on that.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you made two three grand.
Speaker 1: But was it really worth it? I don't know anyway,
Speaker 1: because the problem is is they're now old enough where
Speaker 1: they're going to get me back. You know. Like I
Speaker 1: was singing in the car the other day and I
Speaker 1: see my daughter doing this, and I'm like, I caught it,
Speaker 1: and I stopped and she started giggling. I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's fine, I deserve it. Do what you want with it,
Speaker 1: you know. So I look and.
Speaker 2: I've heard you sing too, So that must have been
Speaker 2: really good. I got a text figure out.
Speaker 1: Where let's get that. Not that I want to go,
Speaker 1: but it's just where. We're just running. We're out of steam.
Speaker 2: We're out of steam. Yeah, okay, well it's been real.
Speaker 2: It's been nice. It's been real nice.
Speaker 1: You said that last time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna be my new sign of Oh no,
Speaker 2: it's not a newscaster.
Speaker 1: No no, no no, So follow us on for some
Speaker 1: reason at Serial Killer's PC, here we go.
Speaker 2: Is Scott the pooh poo or no, Scott poopoop bodin.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, we can't say your last name, even though
Speaker 2: it's on your profile and also searchable.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, whatever you want. And it's a sausage and
Speaker 1: it's a festival, and it's a bakery. Whatever, They're gonna
Speaker 1: find me a last.
Speaker 2: My full name is in my profile, Andrew PIGLICI could
Speaker 2: go look it up.
Speaker 1: What's your middle name? John?
Speaker 2: Vincent Vincent?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the clam bar? What Vincent's clam bar?
Speaker 2: I've never been to Vincent's clambar. Okay, what is a
Speaker 2: clam bar?
Speaker 1: It's a bar with clams.
Speaker 2: Wow, sounds exact and precise. Okay, we should do that.
Speaker 2: Next time, we'll.
Speaker 1: Talk about weird foods like clam strips.
Speaker 4: Or clam pizzas or crab pizzas people who eat crab
Speaker 4: on pizza and shrimp parm.
Speaker 1: I love shrimp parm and we'll get to that on
Speaker 1: the next bowl chat.
Speaker 2: We need to tease. On the next bul check.
Speaker 1: I'll bring some in. You know what. I'm gonna bring
Speaker 1: in some diner shrimp parm. The next time we have
Speaker 1: bul chain.
Speaker 2: I will vomit in your face.
Speaker 1: Okay, whatever it takes, all right, we gotta go until
Speaker 1: we see you next. We'll see you on Monday actually
Speaker 1: with the brand new Serial Killers. Yeah, and then perhaps
Speaker 1: next Wednesday with a ball chat. I don't know. Yay,
Speaker 1: until then, Andrew say, clink clean, stupid