WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Pop in a Sack at the Kum & Go 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:04.360 You're rolling? Are you rolling? 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:04.760 Andy? 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:18.880 I'm rolling now? 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:22.680 Brody needs to make one. That's to Scotty Andrew now 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.239 because you don't like Andy. 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:26.640 Yeah, but you know it's whatever I've gotten over it. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:30.000 You just sounded like my dead aunt when we used 0:00:30.000 --> 0:00:35.040 to talk like her. That's how she talked. Hello, Hello, 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:36.239 who are you writing to? 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:37.080 Hold on one sec. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.159 What's going on? We're taking you behind the scenes now. 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:42.960 As Andrew feverishly types on his phone, who are you 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:45.839 talking to? He's not paying attention. 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:49.400 I just have to take care of some things. Okay, Hi, 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:51.160 I'm here. How are you today? 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:52.760 I'm okay. You missed the whole thing. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:54.600 No, I heard you talking about it. You want to 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:56.640 change it to Scotty and Andrew because you know I 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:57.800 don't like Andy. 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:00.760 And you talked like my dead aunt. Ant dead ant, 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:04.080 dead ant? Remember that from Pink Panther. 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:07.840 And maybe it's in a past episode. Oh okay, I 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:10.959 might actually have a bowl of cereal because I did 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.160 not eat breakfast because I'm trying not to eat breakfast 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:14.240 before I come and do this now. 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:16.320 But we just recorded a Cereal killers and you ate 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:17.040 a bunch of cereal? 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.440 Did I really though? Because one of them tasted like 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:23.680 gas station. The other one was Okay. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:25.080 There's not really any milk left? 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:27.000 Wow? 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:29.119 Sorry? 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:30.200 Is there anything? 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:30.920 Can? I? 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:31.919 Is there no food? 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:35.560 Hello? There's seventy seven thousand boxes of cereus. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:38.959 There's no milk? Right, so what I'm gonna eat? Just 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:41.640 I've already eaten cereal with water. 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:42.600 I don't want to do it again. 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:44.200 There's a yogurt in when did you have one of 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:50.680 the breakfast Carnation shake drinks? Go ahead. There's Crave, the Loops, 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:51.560 and there's Golden Grams. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:53.720 I'm not really like a breakfast shake person. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:57.800 Try it, go ahead. They're nice and cold, they're frosty. 0:01:57.840 --> 0:01:59.560 I put them in the fridge. No, they're not all 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:03.320 they're good to like November. Well, the Crave is chocolate, 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:07.560 the fruit Loops is fruity, and the Graham is Graham. Okay, 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:11.440 shake it? Shake it really good? Shake well? Andrew pic sure? 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:11.880 Hey? 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:15.160 Yeah, yes all you Beyonce's and Lucy Lu's and baby 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:16.120 dolls get on the floor. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.080 All right? So did you come in with a game 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:19.520 plan or yeah? 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:21.240 Okay, So I had to go get a whole new 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:23.960 bed set yesterday, an entire new bed set because you 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:28.560 broke it, yes, because I when I moved from my apartment, okay, 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:32.760 broke this already. I hired this company. It was cheap, 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:35.400 and so I was like, whoa, I'm gonna get a deal. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.760 The one guy who moved I don't know what his 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:41.400 name was, was really nice. He did all the work. 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:44.239 The other guy stood in the hallway and took lunch, 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:47.040 just was like eating in the hallway. So what should 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:50.320 have been a three hour move took six. On top 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:53.280 of that, the one guy who was nice built my 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:56.000 bed back. However, because the other guy wasn't there to 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:57.880 help because he was eating lunch in the hallway for 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.520 two hours, installed my bed wrong. 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:02.679 So I was sitting in my bed and all of 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:06.800 a sudden I just hear dun't And I'm sitting there, 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:11.040 I'm like, Okay, I know, I know quarantine hasn't been 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:12.840 great for everybody, but I don't think. 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:14.840 It's been that bad to me. Your face must have 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:15.520 been priceless. 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:18.600 It wasn't great. And then I was just like having 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:20.320 a fall on meltdown trying to figure it out. And 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:23.160 I'm like, this man installed my bed wrong and now 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:23.720 it's broken. 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:25.760 I being built. I mean, you don't really install it. 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:26.119 It's broke. 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:27.959 It broke, so I build a whole new bed set. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:30.679 Hopefully the Serial Killers really takes off, because I could 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:31.200 use some money. 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:33.640 Right now, Let's see how you like your Golden Gram's 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:35.480 Carnation breakfast drink. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:38.360 That's actually delicious? 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:39.880 You like that? Yeah? I haven't seen it in the 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:41.640 stories yet. They sent us some sample bottles. 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:42.480 Oh my god. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.000 Wait, don't look at the don't look at the calories 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:45.840 and stuff. Just drink it. 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.120 I hate only two and two hundred and forty kilors. 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:49.640 I hate when people do that. If you like it, 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.120 just drink good. Okay. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:56.480 Carnacian Breakfast Essentials has protein, vitamins and minerals, vitamin D 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:59.640 as much calcium as a six ounce cup of yogurt. 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:01.560 Okay if you see these in the. 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:02.960 Store, which you don't yet. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:03.960 Uh. 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:06.160 Who did our friends at Kellogg sent us this? 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:07.360 No? Not true at all? 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:09.160 Okay, not true at all. 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:13.480 I'm sorry. Who makes Golden Grahams? Is it Kellogg's. No, 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:16.560 it's General Mills, that's right. And also it's not General 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:19.640 Mills or Kellogg, it's Carnation. Who licensed the names? 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:22.839 Listen, Carnation. I think this guy Matt sent it to us. 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.240 Probably it's also it's as she really, no, Matt's the 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:29.440 guy from post Oh, Jess. You know nothing about Cereal brandmail. 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:31.040 These companies, and they're sending us stuff now. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:33.760 But we don't talk about Cereal here, So move on. 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:36.440 I mean, if we want to know what else you got. 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:38.359 This is delicious though, and I'm telling you if you 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:42.840 see this in the store, Carnation Golden Graham, it's really good. Okay, 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:45.600 do we have an extra case paid for this or no? 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:47.920 I'm just saying cool, what's next? 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:48.279 Andrew? 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:51.640 This is your podcast, it's not my podcast. You spend 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:52.960 a lot of it talking about yourself. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:53.919 You have to come prepared. 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.479 You have to come prepared. How are you prepared? The 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:58.320 minute we press record on this, she's like, I didn't 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:00.360 put this in the system. Also, I I got here 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:02.920 at nine fifty today and you were like, you're late. Well, 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.360 you don't start recording until at least ten to fifteen. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.000 I like to spend time with you, Andrew. You said 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:08.720 you were coming at nine thirty nine, so you were 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:09.520 technically late. 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:12.760 I said nine thirty, But because my finger always hits 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:13.840 the nine, it looks like nine. 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.640 Are you sure that it's not you that broke the bed. 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:20.440 In my defense, I do have gigantic hans. 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:23.920 Okay, look at that, hey quite huge in the video 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:27.240 that you're you're seeing right now? Am I backwards or 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:28.120 am I forward? 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:29.479 Raise your left hand? 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:31.120 Yeah? 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:31.880 No, you're fine. 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:33.919 But look is my look at look at rip? Is 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:34.880 that backwards behind me? 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:35.040 Now? 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:35.920 It is for me? 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.440 Okay, well it's not for me, so that's fine. 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:39.480 Why would it do that? 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:41.600 I don't know. Maybe it mirrors your reflection. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:48.560 Mirror that you that mirror is your reflection. That was redundant. Look, 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:50.800 I'm just sure. I'm along for the ride. This is 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:53.480 bowl chat, so let's chat. What do you got? Come on? 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.000 Didn't were there some like listener submissions? 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:58.640 Well we did those of the last episode because. 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:00.240 So you blew your wad in one episode. 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:03.880 Yeah. I just was like, okay, wait, have you ever 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:04.560 done Peloton? 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:05.479 No? 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:06.960 Are you never going to do peloton? 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:08.159 It's very expensive? 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:10.560 Yeah. I feel like you could just get the app 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:11.479 and use your iPad. 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:13.159 I feel like you just go outside and ride your bike. 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:16.320 How about that they don't give you the same resistance. 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:18.359 Okay, so someone can come yell at you next to 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:20.480 you I would love to do that. I'll ride next 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:21.680 to you, go faster. 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.720 I actually want to watch you ride your bike, and 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:26.000 I'll just be in the car and I'll yell at 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:26.480 you the whole. 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:29.560 Time with a megaphone. Fine, do you have a megaphone? 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:32.320 I do because I have one of Greg T's old megaphones. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:35.040 It's like black Eye Peas. It was some promotional thing. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:36.000 I do have one somewhere. 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:38.960 Yeah, I can you bring it in next time? 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:39.279 You know what? 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:42.000 That would actually be a great service. Like you just 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:43.960 ride along someone in a car and you yell at 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:45.120 them while they're exercising. 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:49.240 Motivational yelling. Yeah, I'm all for that. I think we 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:52.240 just started a company. I think so motivational yellers. Yeah, 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:55.200 I'm sorry you were saying something. I don't really know 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:56.960 what I was saying. I was just asking about megaphones 0:06:56.960 --> 0:06:59.359 because I would like to use one. Oh, I just 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.039 want a bowl horn. I just want to press the 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:01.719 alarm button. 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:05.000 Yeah. We used to have that in day camp, Like 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:08.400 anytime there was a special announcement coming, the owner would 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:09.920 walk around with a megaphone all day. He had a 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:12.120 megaphone all day. He had like a holster and He 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:13.680 had a megaphone and a holster and he would just 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:16.560 walk around and when you heard, you know that there 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.120 was some big announcement coming and you had to stop 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:19.640 and listen. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:22.400 My question is this because I've been watching a lot. 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:24.640 When I did have a TikTok before, I had to 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:26.000 delete it because I was getting too addicted. 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.680 Again, what are you twelve? 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:32.000 Yeah, listen, I know when I'm getting addicted to something. 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:33.120 I know when I got to cut it out, So 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:36.880 I cut that out. But fire drills. Do teachers know 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:40.480 when fire drills are? I would think so, because did 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:42.720 you ever have a fire drill and there was a test. 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:44.440 Um? 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.400 Maybe now they let us know when there's going to 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:49.960 be one, so they do know now. But back in 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:53.000 the day when there wasn't, it was all analog. It 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:58.200 was analog everything. And yeah, you know, I dared a 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:01.080 kid to pull the fire alarm. Yeah. It was an 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:04.040 elementary school. It was either second or third grade, and 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:05.560 we were in the gym and there was one like 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:08.120 in the little out cove of the do like so 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:11.760 nobody could see, and he pulled it and it made 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.280 it made a different noise than when it was a drill. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.640 It was we was like and then the bell started 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:19.240 ringing and it was like he had he had purple 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:21.760 inkle over his fingers because I don't know if you 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:22.520 know that, but I don't. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:23.280 I don't. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:25.280 Yeah, I don't know if they still do it. But 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:28.120 old school, back in the day, there was like purple 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.560 goo in the pull thing, so they would know who 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:33.240 pulled a false alarm. You couldn't get it off. It 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.440 was permanent. So he got a lot of trouble. That's 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:40.640 that's that's crazy. Like nowadays you'd be probably expelled. Back then, 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:42.600 it was just like oh you but you know. 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.640 Nowadays it would be like you caused emotional trauma to 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:46.200 the students. 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:46.720 That's right. 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:50.679 For that reason alone, we're doing after school therapy sessions 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:52.160 with the students. 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:53.160 And you're suspended for two weeks. 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.880 Yes, right, and then you get a newsletter about the 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.960 kid the action that was taken. Yes, yeah, we didn't 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:02.679 have that. Yeah, fired were always interesting. I just liked to, 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:04.840 you know, shake up to the normal routine. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:08.240 See. I liked the bus drills because we never had 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:10.480 a bus drill. Well did you ever have a bus? Yeah, 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.400 then you had a bus drill. It's mandated. So what 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:16.000 they would do is you would get it. They'd fill 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.320 the bus up with all the kids. And my last 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:21.240 name was b so I was always in the front 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:22.599 of the bus and I was pissed because I'd be 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:24.319 in the front of the bus, but the kids halfway 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.160 to the back of the bus got to jump out 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:28.120 the back door. I had to go at the regular 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:30.319 door like a normal idiot, and I never got to 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.160 go out the back and have any fun. And then 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:35.000 some kids got to like go out the roof because 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.840 there was the roof. Things I want to do that. Well, 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:39.360 they used to take us to a place, I forget 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:40.480 what it was called, but there was a bus on 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.920 its side, and they showed you what it would be 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:45.120 like if you were ever in a rollover accident, and 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:46.680 how to get out the roof of the bus and 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:48.440 had to pull the lever and you know, because all 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:49.760 the buses have the hatches on top. 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:55.480 Oh yeah, yeah, huh huh. Safety first, Andy, Yeah, well 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:56.600 you were a bus driver too. 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:58.800 I was a bus driver. It's been a bit. I 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.440 miss it. Actually, as much as I would complain about it, 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:01.880 I miss it. 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:04.240 Yeah. My aunt and my uncle are both bus drivers. 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:06.040 Maybe this summer I still have my CDL, so I 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:06.720 can still drive. 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:09.480 Ooh, commercial driver's license. That's right, love to see that. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:09.840 That's right. 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:10.920 You could drive a tour bus. 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:12.520 No I can't. I'm only allowed to drive up to 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:16.959 fifteen passengers. Okay after that nope, can't wait. 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:19.480 So if like somebody brought like another kid, would you 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:20.679 have to be like I counted. 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.280 It's not it's not that it's it's basically it's the 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.720 size of the bus. It's if it's only a bus 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.160 that hold up to a certain number of people is 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:30.760 what I'm allowed to drive. Gotcha? The trucks, no air 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:35.320 brakes sorry. No tractor trailers sorry. Although you know what, 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:38.800 when I used to live in Iowa, here the. 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:40.720 Girl there talking about extreme couponing. 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:41.959 Out the girl there. There was a girl there she 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:43.280 used to yell I me. She's like, it's what's a 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:46.560 tractor trailer? But maybe is it called different things regionally, 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:49.840 like it's an eighteen wheeler or who was who was 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:50.480 on your phone? 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:52.920 I'm listening to what you're saying. You're talking about Iowa. 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:55.840 You're talking about commercial tractors. No, I didn't say anything 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:58.680 about a commercial tractor, commercial something or other. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:10:59.480 Just forget it. Move on. 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:00.840 Yeah, what were you saying? 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:03.320 I was saying that I would call a truck an 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.840 eighteen wheeler a tractor trailer, and they would make fun 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:09.400 of me because, like, what's that I call that? Well, 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:10.800 I don't know, but here in New York, if you 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:14.960 look at the license plates, the truck that pulls the thing, 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:18.600 the license plate says tractor, it's called that's a tractor, 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:20.960 even though you think of a tractor as a John 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:23.920 Deere that picks hay, you know, a corn or whatever. 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:26.320 And then the trailer, obviously is the truck is the 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:31.400 trailer part, So it's a tractor trailer. But that I 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:34.400 mean it's I guess call different things in different places, 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:36.760 just like shopping carts or shopping carts or wagons or 0:11:36.760 --> 0:11:37.839 buggies or whatever. 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:40.280 People call the water ice versus Italian ice. 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:42.400 Yeah, there's a lot of regional things like that. 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:44.560 I don't get water ice. Who calls it water ice? 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:45.480 Well, I mean it's ice. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.120 Is water, So I mean it's Italian ice. I don't 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:49.920 know why it's Italian ice, but that's how I've always 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:50.320 called it. 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:52.480 But that also may be a very New York thing. 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:53.720 Outside of it here. 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:55.480 Pretty sure it is also soda and pop. 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.000 Oh my god, I've told the story in Cork. I'm sorry. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.199 I'm going to say it one more time. But when 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:04.400 I first moved to Iowa, I went to the Come 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:09.160 and Go and I went in and I was so 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.839 enamored that they had mountain dew in bottles, like the 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:15.520 big tall glass bottles old school, and they were refillable, 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:19.200 not recyclable. They would take them back and wash them 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:22.760 and refill them. So anyway, I put it on the counter. 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:24.320 He's like, will that be it? 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:24.600 Sir? 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:26.800 I said yes. He said would you like your pop 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:28.800 in a sack? And I said, I'm sorry. 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:30.760 I'm at the Come and Go? Can I get my 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:31.720 pop in a sack? So? 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:33.560 Yeah, it was all those things at once, and I 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:36.839 was like, where am I right now? But pop is 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:37.960 soda and sack is a bag. 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:39.079 Yeah, It's just. 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:40.160 It's different in different places. 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:42.920 Also, some places just call all SODA's coke? Yeah, what 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:47.400 flavor coke? Do you want sprite? That is just strange 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:47.600 to me. 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:48.400 Yeah. 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:50.839 Yeah, I'm not a big mountain dew fan. I don't 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:52.600 know if I've said this before. I think mountain dew 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:54.319 is the nastiest thing in the world. 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:56.120 Wow, I was. I used to like it a lot. 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:59.600 But see when I was a kid, I liked mellow yellow, 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.320 and that went away for a lot of years, and 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:04.320 it only recently came back a couple of years ago. 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:06.360 And then there were a few other ones that were similar, 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:08.600 like Squirt. I loved Squirt. They only had it when 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:11.319 I went to Florida's. When I went to see my 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:13.560 grandparents in Florida, they had Squirt. It's like a citrus soda. 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:16.160 It was delicious. Now they have it up here too. 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:16.960 I have. 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.120 There's a Japanese soda I really like. It's called Kieran Lemon. 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.520 It is so good. It's like a better sprite. That's 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:24.920 the only way I could say it, because they use 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.840 like real lemons quote unquote. They have like all the 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:29.920 ingredients in Japanese, so I can't really read them. But 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:33.000 it is the best soda of all time. And I 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:34.320 will go to my grave defending that. 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.040 I think there was one called Team or something else. 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:40.720 There's Surge Serge, I shall have the alarm clock that 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:45.360 that was a coke product in the late nineties, and 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.719 it was I don't know what they were going for, 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:51.360 because that's that was kind of their mellow yellow replacement, 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:53.840 but it didn't catch on. But I do have an 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:56.319 alarm clock, and it's screams surge instead of an alarm 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:56.800 going off. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:58.280 That would be the worst one. 0:13:58.400 --> 0:13:59.960 Yeah, it's a collector's item. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.600 I am weird, and I still need a clock in 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:05.920 my room. Recently, my clock in my bedroom at home broke. 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:07.000 Who doesn't need a clock? 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:10.520 People use their phones now, you'd be surprised. Like my 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:12.520 clock in my room broke. And I had that one. 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:14.680 It was an old MTV clock that I had since 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.960 like what two thousand and one, had the little MTV 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:20.000 logo on the side. I loved it, but it broke, 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:23.800 and I just felt so lost not having a clock 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:25.440 in my room. I just was like, I don't know 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:27.160 what time it is and I could check my phone. 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:28.560 I can't imagine not having I mean, you open your 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:29.680 eyes in the middle of the night. You don't want 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:31.080 to grab your phone. You want to just look around 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:32.920 and see what time it is. I mean, either either 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:35.000 your Alexa or you know, because the We the Electra 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:37.440 show or whatever that has the has a clock on it, 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:39.520 or your cable box if you still have one. 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:41.280 I think it's a gen Z thing. They don't want 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:44.040 clocks anymore, huh, those whipper. 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:46.640 Snappers and my kids, I mean trying to get them 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:49.280 to tell time with hands. You know, it's like, what 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:49.680 is that? 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:50.520 Are you serious? 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:52.960 Yeah? I mean, I mean actually can figure it out now, 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:54.560 but Cooper still is like, what's the V. 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.160 Well, I mean, I will say it did take me 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:00.320 a while to learn what like a quarter after five 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:01.720 was or quarter. 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.120 After six because you thought it was twenty five. 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:06.080 Yeah, yeah, because that clicked probably in the past like 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:08.960 ten years or so, and I remember that breakthrough where 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:10.800 I was like, oh my god, that makes so much 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:11.400 more sense. 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:15.080 Well, because it's a quarter hour, Yeah, I get that. Okay, 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:18.560 it's different than a quarter dollar oh. 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:22.480 God, yeah right, which is twenty which is five cents. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:26.520 No, a quarter quarter dollar is twenty five cents, andrew, 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:31.720 So that's why they're called quarters quarter dollar? Are you 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:32.200 kidding me? 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:34.440 Half dollar fifty cents? Please tell me you're kidding me 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:38.160