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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, this is Matt and I'm actually emotional because

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Speaker 1: this is my last plug of the year for have

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Speaker 1: you heard of Christmas the Tour? I am having my

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Speaker 1: last few shows. I would love for you guys to come.

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Speaker 1: I'm at the Castro Wednesday, December twentieth in San Francisco,

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Speaker 1: And on Saturday, December twenty third, I will be at

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Speaker 1: the town Hall in New York City and then I

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Speaker 1: will just disappear into a cloud of smoke, I promise you.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, stream the album comes. See us on tour,

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Speaker 1: and if you have already, I love you so much.

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Speaker 1: It's been the joy of my life meeting you, guys.

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Speaker 1: I love you. Okay, here's lost culturistas. Look Mayer, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I see you my own and look over there is

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Speaker 1: that culture. Yes, yes, last culture ja da last culture

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Speaker 1: restas calling. Wait. I have a question for you. Did

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Speaker 1: you end up going to Madonna?

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Speaker 2: I am going to apologize profusely to the PA people, well,

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Speaker 2: first and foremost to Madonna for not going yeah, but

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Speaker 2: also to the lovely people at the Barclay Center. Look,

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Speaker 2: the lovely people at H and m who were going

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Speaker 2: to generously put me up in their finest silks to

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Speaker 2: go and attend the conference, to go in their little bucks.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, I'm gonna throw my other SNL

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Speaker 2: girlies under the bus. They invited some of us. We

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Speaker 1: I think it's just fine. Also, you know she didn't

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Speaker 1: end up going on for so right, Like she makes

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Speaker 1: you wait because bit she's Madonna, et cetera. It's been

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Speaker 1: said before, will be said again. I'm sure she'll say it. Bitch,

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Speaker 1: I'm Madonna. You're gonna wait for me, and you guys

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Speaker 1: can't be waiting up. You gotta get your beauty wrestlers.

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Speaker 2: No Madonna is on Lauren Hill time in terms of

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Speaker 2: we cannot rush these people.

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Speaker 2: But it's not gonna work with my current spirit and

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Speaker 2: this time, this time. This is not a complaint.

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Speaker 1: I'm being very.

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Speaker 2: Sensitive about this. I'm not complaining that my life is

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Speaker 2: not going to work for Madonna Celebration Tour which it

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Speaker 2: looks fabulous. It looks like everyone's having a great time.

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Speaker 1: I've been paying my respects because I know I'm not

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Speaker 1: what song goes so hard? Tell me absolutely? And someone

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Speaker 1: Were you going to say no? I wasn't. I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say gang bang off. M DNA, Oh my, such

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Speaker 1: a shocking name. I do love m DNA. M DNA

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. I mean, I we love MDNA. We've

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Speaker 1: Come on, let's go. It's unbelievable that that was this

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Speaker 1: talk about your year. I just want to rattle off.

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Speaker 2: Of the things that you've been through, Okay, not been through,

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Speaker 1: it's our problem. We platform people like this all the time,

431
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Speaker 1: end mess. He's not even close to being the worst

432
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Speaker 1: person in government, Like think about like everyone, I mean,

433
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,159
Speaker 1: like we platform these people. This is the hell that

434
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 1: we live in. We are dancing in hell right now. Yes,

435
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 1: And it's like the fact that she had him on

436
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: her show, that's just like the reality of our world.

437
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: Be mad at that, right right right.

438
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,400
Speaker 2: The thing that set it into motion was him getting elected,

439
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,680
Speaker 2: even though it was reported on later that he was

440
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 2: this grifter. I mean, any feeling of ooh, this isn't

441
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 2: the best is solely his fault and it doesn't reflect

442
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 2: on ze way at all.

443
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 1: It reflects on us as a society, Like this is

444
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: what the world is on fire and we refuse to

445
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: put it out and until we put it out. This

446
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 1: is just what it is. Like, this is the famous

447
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: political figure right now. It's not ze Way's fault, it's

448
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: not entertainment's fault. It's the fucking reality of the world.

449
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: This person was elected to Congress and we're living in

450
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: a post Trump world. Like you know what I mean.

451
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 1: It's this isn't a new thing like platforming criminals who

452
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: are also in government. This goes back people like I understand,

453
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Speaker 1: Like you know, you might think that like the way

454
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Speaker 1: we put out that fire is for z Way to

455
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: not platform this person, but this person has been legitimized

456
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 1: by the fucking populace. Yeah, it just is what it is.

457
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 1: He's not just gonna go away. He was elected to Congress.

458
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: Fix that. Yeah, do something about that if you're upset,

459
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.

460
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 2: Speaking of Congress, I am so curious about the way

461
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 2: the congressional twang slash top. The gay sex situation is

462
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 2: kind of still feeling like a niche story at this point.

463
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 2: It's like not really getting a lot of pick up

464
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 2: outside of like gay Twitter, gay social media. I'm not

465
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Speaker 2: seeing it covered.

466
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: Am I crazy? I can't tell anymore? You know? That's

467
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: what's weird about like the way that I'm getting information lately.

468
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: I can't tell if this is a big story or

469
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,960
Speaker 1: if this is a gay thing. I really can't. I

470
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: was with Jared and our friend Steven Sombari on Saturday.

471
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Speaker 2: They came to the show and like, so Saturday morning

472
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 2: we all wake up to like the video and Okay,

473
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 2: see Hans doesn't even know what we're talking about. Really, wow,

474
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 2: this is so interesting. Okay, So basically I'm gonna do

475
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 2: a terrible job of something this uff. But there was

476
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 2: a video that leaked from a close friends story of

477
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 2: someone in DC. The person filming it was someone some

478
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 2: like German lobbyist or something I guess, like someone who

479
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 2: basically had anal sex with a congressional aid of someone

480
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Speaker 2: from Maryland. I'm not sure his name, but a Democrat

481
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Speaker 2: from Maryland. They filmed themselves having anal sex in the

482
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Speaker 2: congressional hearing room, just railing and the dick was huge.

483
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Speaker 1: The tops dick was absolutely huge. Could you did you

484
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Speaker 1: see it? Because I saw it. I did.

485
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 2: That's an important that's an important detail.

486
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 1: The story absolutely like it's not even like there was

487
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: anal gay anal sex happening in the congressional room or

488
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck it was. It was there was Olympic

489
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: level bottoming happening where Amy klobushar sits, like where Amy

490
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: klob sits. This twink was taking a huge cock and

491
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: then posted it on close friends, where you can't trust anyone.

492
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: Are you crazy? You think you can trust gay people?

493
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

494
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is, we thought we could trust gay

495
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Speaker 2: people on close friends.

496
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 1: No, and bo and I will say sometimes there are

497
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: certain people on Instagram who post things on close friends

498
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, are you insane? How can you ever

499
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 1: think you can trust gay people? You're close friends. I

500
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 1: guarantee if you're a gay person, you have a list

501
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: of close friends. It's this. It's a few of your

502
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 1: actual close friends, including one girl, which god bless every

503
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: straight woman on a gay man's close friends, they don't

504
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 1: understand everyone you've ever seen that you've ever wanted to fuck,

505
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 1: And then a couple celebrities maybe just in case. Yeah,

506
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: that's what everyone's close friends is, gay close friends. Yeah,

507
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 1: gay close friends. You think you can trust these gay guys?

508
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Honey. You can't trust these gay guys.

509
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 1: It's rule of culture number eight.

510
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 2: You can't trust these gay guys. So in this close friends,

511
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 2: it's the top taking a picture of this twink's hole

512
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 2: with this writing in this very room. Sonya Sodamayora had

513
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 2: her confirmation hearing James Comy testified on Russian interference in

514
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 2: the twenty sixteen elections. Aiden got some thick German sausage

515
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 2: and a yea hicker sauce finish period. So that is

516
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: what happened. I think it is too shocking for mainstream media.

517
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 2: That's what me and Jared were talking about, Like, it's like,

518
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 2: how do you even even begin because of course I'm

519
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 2: getting tagged on Saturday, like Bow and Yang? Are you

520
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 2: prepared to play like the Congressional twin?

521
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: Oh my. I wanted to be like, how do you

522
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: think we're gonna tell us to cover this one?

523
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Speaker 2: I'm so curious. I honestly am open to pitches. This

524
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 2: is the only time in my career that I've ever

525
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 2: been open to SNL sketch pitches every other moment of

526
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 2: my life after this week moratorium period, for the rest

527
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 2: of my life, I think it.

528
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: Should be a meta sketch. You guys are in the

529
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: writer's room literally discussing how exactly. You get this across. Fine,

530
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: that's what it is. It's a meta sketch where you

531
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: and and one of the big one of the biggest

532
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: things is they keep looking at you to explain that's

533
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: really funny.

534
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 2: Before we keep going, I just want to say, on

535
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 2: behalf of everyone who works at SNL, we should not

536
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: listen to your joke pitches because it becomes a huge

537
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 2: legal issue if your idea, by some off chance, is

538
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 2: something that we end up using.

539
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so forget, I said that. Forget, just forgot to

540
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: say I forget, So please rescin that iver attracted my statements.

541
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: I retract my pitches. But okay, but isn't this so interesting?

542
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 3: Though?

543
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: Like I think, not a lot of people off the internet,

544
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: like our parents, I think, are never going to hear

545
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: about this. You know what I'm gonna do? Actually, literally

546
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: right now, I'm going to text my mother and see

547
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: if she knows what this is. Promise you she won't,

548
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: I promise you. So how do I even say this? Okay, Mom?

549
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: Do you? I'm gonna text them both actually because my

550
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: dad does watch a lot of news, so he will

551
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: tell me. I'm saying, guys, what do you know about

552
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: the gay guy having sex. I can't call him senate

553
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: as you set up bottom or set at top the

554
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: congress twink? Do you know about the congress twink? Ask

555
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: them about ask them that I'm saying, do you guys

556
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: know about the Congressional aid. I'm going to be proper

557
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: and just because so they can fill it in, because

558
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 1: if I say that, then it's gonna be like, guys,

559
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: what do you know about the Congressional aid having sex

560
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: in the congressional hearing room? Hey guys, this is Matt

561
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: from the Future. I just wanted to update you on

562
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: how my parents did eventually respond, because it wasn't until

563
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: after we recorded the episode. My mother did not know,

564
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: and my father said they hadn't been watching television that day.

565
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: I said, no, this is days old, and I explained

566
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: to them what happened. My mother emphasized the text and

567
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: said the word geez okay, that's all Hans is saying.

568
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 2: I typed in NY Times gay Sex Congress and the

569
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 2: first hit is seven links down and it's from Politico.

570
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 2: Like I think there is some seo witchcraft and wizardry

571
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 2: along with the media. Not to get too tinfoil hat,

572
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 2: but it's like Senate staffer who film public sex and

573
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 2: Congress leaves Ben Cardon, Yeah, Ben Cardon, But this is

574
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, Like there's this like concerted thing where

575
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: I think people are like this is too crazy, Ikey,

576
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 2: it's ikey, Like I don't think we should beam this

577
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: into the TVs of every household in America.

578
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: I mean maybe, I guess. Okay, So now I'm kind

579
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: of like flipping around to is it even important? Is

580
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: it even important that some gay guys are having sex

581
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: not in the Senate hearing room? Like for me, it's

582
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: just like, I don't know, our government is kind of

583
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: fun to a war where thousands of innocent people are dying,

584
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: and that to me is just like where the continued

585
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: energy should be. And for me, it's just like the

586
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: fact that these gay guys had sex in the room.

587
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, at least they're not Congress people.

588
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: At least it's not like someone doing it in public

589
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: like Lauren Bobert, you know what I mean. Like, to me,

590
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: that's a story because she's like disrupting the piece and

591
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: supposed to be like, you know, a figure of respect.

592
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: These gay guys boned in the Senate hearing room. I

593
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: would love it if it could be publicized on the

594
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: news because I think we should play those gays in

595
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: the feature film on HBO, Like I think they should

596
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: really discard the George Santos movie. There's a much more

597
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: interesting and fun.

598
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 2: It is very interesting because you want the lead up

599
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 2: to that moment. You want to know, like how they

600
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 2: plan that it's.

601
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: A heist movie. That's our sex scene together. Yeah, honestly,

602
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: like if the ever is gonna be one, the sex

603
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: scene that you and I do together is me. I

604
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: think I play the top, the German top, and you

605
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: play Congress bottom and I rail you in the Senate

606
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: hearing room, and that is I think the only sex

607
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: scene that we should ever do.

608
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 2: And the movie is called Yager Sauce Finish.

609
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

610
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 2: I think that you're absolutely right that this should be

611
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 2: the movie instead of the George Santos pick.

612
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think we win Emmys. We tie for Emmys, right,

613
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: Like it's like Fellow Travelers but us and the sex

614
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: is more graphic and happens once. It's an absolute railing

615
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: in the Setate hearing room and actually no one even

616
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: remembers the names. Matt Boehmer and Jonathan Bailey anymore because

617
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: of this, because of this film.

618
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: Well, I just want to say, like, maybe this whole

619
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Speaker 2: thing is not important because at this point, I think

620
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 2: everyone understands that, like institutionally, like maybe that means nothing anymore.

621
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't really mean anything to have sex in

622
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 2: the halls of Congress because it's like, well, Congress is

623
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 2: sort of whatever.

624
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, George Santos was prancing about in there,

625
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: and Marjorie Taylor Green is still there, so like, yeah,

626
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: let's have gay sex in it. Go off.

627
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 2: I just want to challenge you on the Lauren Robert

628
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 2: thing because I don't think it's shocking that Lauren Bobert

629
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 2: was being like frisky and hands you heard jugs felt her,

630
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 2: jugs felt off your chest.

631
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Speaker 1: I think anyone having.

632
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 2: Their drugs felt up would be like, we're treating them

633
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 2: the same way between anybody having their drugs felt up.

634
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 2: It just so happens at Sheesus Congressional figure. But yeah,

635
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 2: what is sacred is like theater and so mm hmmm,

636
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 2: frozen is.

637
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 1: Is beetlejuice. I wish it was frozen. I wish it's

638
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: so funny if it was frozen. I mean it's per

639
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: and Mom is getting her fucking areola twitch twitch. She's saying, oh,

640
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 1: that's a really good low and Bobert, Oh makes my

641
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: nipple feel so good when you touch it, Daddy, Like,

642
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,439
Speaker 1: I think that touch it during the big song, touch

643
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: my nipples during the big song, and I think that

644
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: it was It's the fact that it was being done

645
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: at a beautiful show. That's why people, Yeah, a beautiful show.

646
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: I guess here's the thing, Like, should we take it

647
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,879
Speaker 1: as a personal insult as a community that they don't

648
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: want to report on our love? You know what I mean?

649
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: That's the way we make love sometimes. The way that

650
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: we make love is we take a huge penis publicly.

651
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: That's our love making. Like, yeah, you don't want to

652
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: hear about it in the news. That sucks you, guys.

653
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: That's the source of homophobia exactly. This is painted in

654
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 1: the sun and airing room like like all of a sudden,

655
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: it was like messy gay sex all over Klobushar's seat. Well,

656
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: this is like an aspect of queer theory. I might

657
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: get some flock for this, but I feel like, oh,

658
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: here we go, we get into queer theory.

659
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 2: Sodomy is that the butt sex is the reason why,

660
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 2: like gay men are less accepted in society than lesbian women.

661
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean it's not. No, I've always felt

662
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: that and look, this is problematic, but I have always

663
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 1: felt straight guys being like oh yeah lesbians haha great.

664
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: It's because like that attraction to women is still seen

665
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: through the straight male gage when as the second you

666
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: start talking about like gay guys and the way that

667
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 1: they fuck, and of course they walk around with a

668
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: ton of privilege, like white gay men in this society

669
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: walk around with the privilege. But when it comes to

670
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 1: gay sex, that is what kicks it over into like

671
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: it's homophobic. Incense for straight men to kill us is

672
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 1: because they think that's disgusting and it shames them. And

673
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: that's when it gets weird. And that's why it would

674
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: never be reported on in this end mass way is

675
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: because butt sex is poop is gross, and they don't

676
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: think of it like all sex is gross, which it

677
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: kind of is. It just appeals to our base instincts.

678
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: They think about it like poop is gross, butt sex

679
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: is gross. Gay men are gross. I don't want to

680
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: hear about it, so it cast gay men aside. Now

681
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: I have the instinct to go out and like murder them.

682
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 1: That's what I think, lesbians thing. I don't know. I

683
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: think if you can't at least understand what you're saying,

684
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: then like you're being obtuse, you're being glibbed, Like you're

685
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: not saying that like we are more accepted in society,

686
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 1: like or we have it worse. You're saying, like there

687
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: is a thing about gay sex, And I think this

688
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: is true, there is a thing about gay sex that

689
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: it is identified with being disgusting and therefore, like it

690
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,280
Speaker 1: puts us at the bottom of like a certain arena,

691
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: Like it puts us to the bottom of respect in

692
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 1: that regard, Like it's butt sex, it's gross, it's poop. Yeah, yeah,

693
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: people think that. People think, and that's probably why you

694
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: don't see like the way you'd see like Lauren Bobert

695
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: engaging in sexual activity in the crowd at Beetlejuice. You

696
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: do see that, Like on the major news, You're not

697
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 1: gonna see grainy footage of this twink's ass in the

698
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: air getting it in the butt on ABCNBC, box, CBS.

699
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: You're just not CNN is not reporting on that. Anderson

700
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 1: Cooper is not saying, next up, twink gets read right poop.

701
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 2: And we're not saying this for replaceive at least, I

702
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 2: don't think we're saying this replaceive internalized homophobia. I think

703
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 2: it is just like so shocking. It's so shocking for

704
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 2: a general news consuming public.

705
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you.

706
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's just like it's not that I'm like, oh,

707
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 2: gay people shouldn't be seen. It's just that like this

708
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 2: like the angle, the angle, and the images out of

709
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 2: that situation are like gay Twitter is going insane because

710
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 2: we're like, oh my.

711
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 1: God, yeah, it's so crazy. But that's the world. I

712
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: guess that's the thing is. It's just I was thinking

713
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: about because I think Joel made the comparison to the

714
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 1: Lewinsky scandal. He was like, you know, people be fucking

715
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: in places they shouldn't have been in DC for a

716
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: very long time. This is not like a gay thing.

717
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 2: They're not the first, they're not the last people to

718
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 2: fuck in that room.

719
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure. No, certainly not, especially if we keep putting

720
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: the biggest clowns in America in Congress, you know what

721
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 1: I mean. Like, and also not that it's clownery to

722
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: have sex wherever, like at this point, I'm very burned

723
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: down about the whole thing or who cares about the

724
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: whole thing. And that's why I'm like, whenever anyone's like,

725
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: how dare z weigh? It's like the reason why we

726
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: feel I think, how dares z weigh? Or the reason

727
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,879
Speaker 1: why we have like this, you know, animosity towards each

728
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: other on Twitter over this stupid shit is because we

729
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 1: are so politically hopeless right now, like there's a nothing

730
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: we can do. All we can do is spin our

731
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: wheels online and say I'm really personally hurt that you

732
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: don't like Tate McCrae. There's shit like that. Stand wars

733
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: are able to go so hard because it's not like

734
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 1: whenever we make noise about anything bigger or a bigger deal,

735
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: like anything happens.

736
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you can scale your your outrage down to, like,

737
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 2: how dare you not like Tate McCrae, even though we

738
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 2: all know that that is a frivolous thing to care

739
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 2: about exactly.

740
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,760
Speaker 1: It's like I think that sometimes, and something I've noticed

741
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: over the past few years it feels like everyone's personal taste,

742
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 1: like for example, with art, like on a grander scale. Rather,

743
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: it's like if I say I didn't like something, or

744
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: I have something to say about some piece of art

745
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: or some you know, whatever artists, television show, et cetera.

746
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: Despite the fact that, like, you know, there should be

747
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: places to like, critique art, discuss things, whatever, it all

748
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: becomes very personal and it's an identity we said this

749
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 1: or where I read this. Yes, people associate identity with

750
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: the things they like, and that's stand um and that's

751
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: like stand culture, and that funnels into online which gets

752
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: very ugly, et cetera. And someone said that that tends

753
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 1: to happen during times when there is political lack of

754
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: agency politically, like a feeling of hopelessness and helplessness politically,

755
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: it tends to correlate to very intense discussion and discourse

756
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: about things that are more artistic in nature or commercial

757
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: in nature, because there's this feeling of, well, we can't

758
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: actually have actionable change, but I can go online and like,

759
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: say this thing about something I like, and say this

760
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 1: negative thing about something you like, and I can contribute

761
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: to discourse in this way, and it tends to be

762
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: more intense when there's political hopelessness. That's just something I

763
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: tend to agree with and I feel like is happening. Yeah,

764
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: for sure, I feel like that sounds like a Guy

765
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 1: Brandon quote. I mean maybe maybe he's the one that

766
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: said it. Just assume anything. If you even thought that

767
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: was an intelligent thing to say, just think it was Guy.

768
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: It was it was Guy. It was Guy. Well, let's

769
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 1: see what I mean. I actually speaking of Tate McCrae.

770
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: I did listen to her album. I do think it

771
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: all sounds the same. I appreciate that she's bringing back

772
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: the dance break. I love to see the dance break

773
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: come back to culture, but I don't know, I would

774
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: love to see some of this energy online like behind

775
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: someone like Chapel Roone. That's just what I would say, right.

776
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: But I do like Tate McCray She dances. I like

777
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: the album. I like Stay Done. She's an album called

778
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: Stay Done.

779
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 2: It's like the whole album itself is like I think

780
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 2: a lot of people are like surprised at the sort

781
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 2: of overall tone of it, which is not quite as

782
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 2: dance poppy as maybe like the lead singles might have

783
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 2: suggested that it is more like viby.

784
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: Persivy, you know whatever. Yeah, everything has that sound of

785
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: like taking place underwater. A little bit like it's that

786
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: like production thing where it's just like ooh yeah, oh yeah, definitely.

787
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 2: I just want to say lol at me being like

788
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 2: the first person to ever think that Billie Eilish is

789
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: amazing and iconic.

790
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she was unreal being in that room.

791
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 2: I watched what was I made for both times once

792
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 2: address and on air, just like watching or sing that

793
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 2: song which will probably win her another Oscar.

794
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: It's just like.

795
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 2: Rightfully, there's no doubt, like no doubt rightfully, completely rightfully,

796
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 2: but just watching her and she it was her idea

797
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: to like have the cast in my Kristen and Kate,

798
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 2: like send in footage of them, you know, from them

799
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 2: when they were kids, and just so beautiful and her

800
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 2: voice in that room, like just to hear her voice

801
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 2: live is really sublime and really heavenly and.

802
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 1: Like, God, she like invented this shit she invented she didn't.

803
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 2: I mean, like I think she like innovated on this

804
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 2: thing that I think all the girls are doing now,

805
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 2: and I feel like mileage varies depending on who tries

806
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 2: to replicate it. Yeah, and I'm sure it's not their own.

807
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 2: I'm sure like the label puts pressure on them to

808
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,919
Speaker 2: like do a Billie Eilish song.

809
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: But like that just speaks to like.

810
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 2: Her influence and her sort of vision as an artist

811
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 2: to like stick to this thing that like was never

812
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 2: a guaranteed success until it was, Like she is so

813
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 2: And I finally listened to Happier than Ever all the

814
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 2: way through for the first time in a long time,

815
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 2: Like I think like when it came out of the album,

816
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 2: the album was just listening to like spots here and there.

817
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 2: But like god, that is a true artwork, along with

818
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 2: like when we all fall asleepert a week, Like just

819
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: her albums are so she is, Like thank god she

820
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: is an album artist, because that's the thing that like

821
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 2: could have died along with like so many other things

822
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 2: in the music industry, Like album artists are still here

823
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 2: to stay, Like I don't think that is a bygone format.

824
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, first of all, just to speak on a

825
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 1: song from Happier than Ever, I am an oxytocin stan Oh. Yeah,

826
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: I absolutely love that song. Happier than Ever obviously is

827
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 1: like one of the great amazing and I just yeah,

828
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: and also like I appreciate more and more her aesthetic

829
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: of that album, Like that's sort of like just we

830
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: talked about it at the time, but her like sour

831
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: Puss on the in those glamour looks with that blonde hair,

832
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,919
Speaker 1: and like, you know, I just I think that she's

833
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: fucking incredible and that performance was amazing. That song is

834
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: so fucking great. It is a perfect movie song, and

835
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: it also makes that movie even better, Like it takes

836
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: the Barbie movie to another level. It is an absolute

837
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: slam dunk for an oscar. I think, like you know,

838
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: time where like I guess this is a good year

839
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: for the songs. Not really though, I mean it really

840
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: just was that Barbie song that like really popped off.

841
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: And then again we talked about that song from Wish

842
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: like kind of not being anything.

843
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think so, honey, it's winning in a walk.

844
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 2: I don't think so, honey. Out Alpha the Alpha, not

845
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 2: making it into the conversation for these damn awards that

846
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 2: still don't know what's good for them.

847
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 1: They don't know what's good for them.

848
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 2: Out Alpha the Alpha, Megan thee Stallion. I mean, come on,

849
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 2: that is a show stopper.

850
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it deserves to be in the conversation, I'll say it.

851
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: But you know, those precursors are coming in and we're

852
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: not seeing many. Have you seen any movies? Have you

853
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: watched any screeners that have come through?

854
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 2: This is finally my week to like really catch up,

855
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,439
Speaker 2: so I don't have to dive in me too sort

856
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 2: of yeah, yeah.

857
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, me neither. We will get into it at some

858
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: point people in the new year. But while it's still

859
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: this year, what do you say we get into some

860
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Yes, I have one that

861
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: I hope people understand. Are you saying you want to

862
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: go first? No?

863
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm just I'm just prefacing my But do

864
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:07,959
Speaker 2: you want to go first?

865
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: You hope people understand that? Okay. I think I'm gonna

866
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: make this very easy for people to understand. I think

867
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: people are gonna agree with me.

868
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 2: Okay, this is Matt Rogers's I don't think so, honey,

869
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 2: and his time starts now.

870
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The Agatha Show changing its

871
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: name literally every week. So Agatha Show, which is the

872
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: spinoff of Wanda Vision, was originally going to be called

873
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: I think Agatha. It was at one point Agatha Coven

874
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: of Chaos. It was Agatha Dark Cold Diaries. It was

875
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: originally something else, like I'm forgetting what it was, but

876
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: now it's Agatha all along. And literally every time they

877
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: announced the show, it's a different title. You guys, I

878
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Just call this Agatha Colin. Do

879
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: you like this? Remember Agatha Colon, Catherine Hahn, Agatha Colin

880
00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: from WandaVision, Agatha call like this like alliteration, perade. What's happening?

881
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 1: Just name it something and move the fuck on. I

882
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: don't have tek any this thing of the show constantly

883
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 1: having a different title. Just stop or just like stop

884
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: announcing it like when it comes out, it'll come out.

885
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: Do press for it the week five seconds, please God, Disney,

886
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 1: get it together for once in your life. You are

887
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 1: losing to Universal. And that's one minute. Ooh you heard

888
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: it here first, and you're the authority on this, well,

889
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: you know this is breaking news. Universal has bought over

890
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: five hundred acres of land in Great Britain and they've

891
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: trademarked the names Universal Studios Great Britain and Universal Great

892
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: Britain because there was a rumor that Universal once Epic

893
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: Universe is finished in Orlando. And yes, this is the

894
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: place I go for my happy place when I am

895
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: off on the road. I go do at Bio Reconstruct

896
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: and I look at construction videos of the Epic Universe

897
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: project in Orlando, and it is going to be unbelievable.

898
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: The paint is on the buildings, a lot of everything

899
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: is like testing, the rider testing. I'm telling you, if

900
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: you're like me and have this like disorder where you

901
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 1: are into theme parks construction, I don't know where my

902
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: tribes and my community is. But this is love you engineering, honey.

903
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: This is beautiful. I love it. It's what I've wanted

904
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 1: to do since I was a little kid, and I

905
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: just love watching everything go up in the landscaping and

906
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: the architecture, and like, as you guys know, I'm a

907
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: theme park person. So I've been really really watching this.

908
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 1: And Universal is about to eat Disney Alive in Orlando.

909
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: They really are, they really are. And now they're gonna

910
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 1: have a huge, probably massive theme park complex in Great

911
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: Britain in Bedford, which is about forty five minutes outside

912
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: of London, and that is gonna be where they expand next.

913
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: And it's gonna have all original rides. They're not gonna

914
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 1: carbon copy anything from another park because they want it

915
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: to be a destination in its own right, and they

916
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: don't want to cannibalize the Orlando market amazing. So this

917
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, there's a lot going on in the

918
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 1: theme park wars have only just begun. It's really the

919
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: only air where these companies can for sure thing make money.

920
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: So they're gonna be going in. I mean, Disney has

921
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 1: said twenty billion is going into the theme parks over

922
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: the next ten years, which is insane, like it's about

923
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: to pop off. But going back to my original point,

924
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: just to name it fucking Agatha, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Agatha Colan.

925
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:22,959
Speaker 1: You like this, Remember, I think Agatha Colan Catherine Hahn

926
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: is actually the best title for it. People are gonna

927
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: be seated.

928
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 2: It's fine, just make it clear, make it easy, I mean,

929
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 2: or just go Patty laponees in this.

930
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:39,359
Speaker 1: Right. It's just I forget what it was originally first called.

931
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 2: Agatha Coven of Chaos. It was called Agatha Harkness.

932
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was I think it was originally called

933
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: something it was a Coven of Chaos was definitely a thing,

934
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: and then there was Dark Cold Diaries. Now it's Agatha

935
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: all along, and I think it started out as something else,

936
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: which makes it. The funniest version is that they're not

937
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: even on the third one of this threw on the fourth.

938
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 2: It's like, that's really while talking. I mean they're scrambling.

939
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 2: They don't know what they're doing. I think like the

940
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 2: Marvel's not being Mama's Sleigh was like the nail in

941
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 2: the coffin.

942
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: I'm on the Wikipedia. Okay, okay, yes, it was called

943
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 1: Agatha House of Harkness. Then it was called Agatha Coven

944
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: of Chaos, and then it was called Agatha Dark Cold Diaries,

945
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 1: and now it's Agatha all along. So they're just going

946
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: down the fucking alphabet picking things and I think it's

947
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: so funny. But it has to stop. I'm telling you, like,

948
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: just stop. It is embarrassing. It looks so so humiliating,

949
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: just like thinking about like execs anywhere being like, hmm,

950
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 1: should we announce another name?

951
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 2: Like no, can I ask why the separate trademarks for

952
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 2: Universal Studios Great Britain and Universal Grip just to like

953
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 2: buy domain It's like when people buy domain names, And what.

954
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: I would guess is that Universe Great Britain would be

955
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,399
Speaker 1: the name of the overall complex and Universal Studios Great

956
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: Britain would be the name of the park. And why

957
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,800
Speaker 1: you'd have a different name of the park and of

958
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: the complex is because if you wanted to add a

959
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: second park, you then would name it something else. Yeah. Probably,

960
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if these trademarks have already

961
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: been filed, but probably you'd see like, you know, some

962
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: sort of Universal Great Britain city walk type thing. You'll

963
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 1: soon start seeing trademarks for different hotels. That was how

964
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: everyone knew the Universal Epic Universe project was happening. Is

965
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 1: because you can pretty much figure out what they're planning

966
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: to do by two things, name trademarks and land acquisition.

967
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 1: So there was a massive land acquisition in Orlando, billions

968
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: of dollars in Orlando and then also now in Great Britain,

969
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: and it amounts to about five hundred and sixty acres.

970
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: So when you have that and also a TRADEMARKT file

971
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: for Great Britain, it pretty much leads to one thing. Well,

972
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: this is the thing.

973
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 2: Like people in the UK are very much like, oh yeah,

974
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 2: like we went all the way to Florida because the

975
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 2: kids wanted to go to Disney World and Universal yep,

976
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 2: flying overseas for that stuff. It's like because Disneyland Paris

977
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 2: is not all the way there. I think it's kind

978
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 2: of it's plateau.

979
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 1: It's very different. Yeah, it's very different from other Disney

980
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 1: parks because in Universal Paris the culture is just very different.

981
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 1: They're like, for example, you can drink wine in the

982
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: Magic Kingdom. They're like, they're not really a theme park

983
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 1: driven culture. And if you're going to Paris, like, I

984
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,879
Speaker 1: don't know that you're necessarily thinking and Disney World of course,

985
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: like it's probably not the number one thing you're doing.

986
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: Whereas Universal Great Britain, I think you're right, doesn't have

987
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,919
Speaker 1: a lot of competition, and if it does, it's out.

988
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,399
Speaker 1: And the thing that Universal has is the Harry Potter ip,

989
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,280
Speaker 1: which if you go to London is everywhere.

990
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,760
Speaker 2: But I also think Brits are secretly a theme park culture,

991
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 2: like Britain is a theme park culture all of the

992
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 2: you can well yeah, I.

993
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: Mean I think it's kind of a slam dunk. I

994
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 1: just think because of the ip they have, because another

995
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: ip that Universal I don't know if this is a

996
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: fit show that they own it, but it's probably a

997
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: thing is they probably have the Lord of the Rings ip.

998
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 1: There's been rumors for a very long time that Universal

999
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: was going to be the one to break open the

1000
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,760
Speaker 1: Lord of the Rings IP into a full theme park situation,

1001
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: which I think is a slam dunk if it happens.

1002
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: And another thing I heard is that they were finally

1003
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: going to try to do theme park rights for Double

1004
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 1: O seven as well as Paddington. Oh, Paddington. They are

1005
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: not Universal properties, but those are acquisitions they could ye

1006
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:33,240
Speaker 1: to add on to their IP already, which includes stuff

1007
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 1: that's like pretty international like Jurassic Park of course Nintendo. Now,

1008
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: I mean like they have the right IP, they just

1009
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: have to flesh it out so it doesn't repeat all

1010
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 1: over the world. Yes, yes, yes, of course. Wow, this

1011
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 1: is very educational and that's my theme park report. Thank you?

1012
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 1: Are you ready to I don't think so, honey, my darling, Yes, yes, okay,

1013
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: that's good. And remember he hopes that you guys understand

1014
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 1: this one. This is Bow and Yang's I don't think so, honey.

1015
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,720
Speaker 2: As time starts now, I don't think so, honey. People

1016
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 2: gagging standing this whole clearfoy. I don't do blue thing

1017
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,919
Speaker 2: like I don't understand what's cool about that or what's

1018
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 2: like aspirational or admirable. I feel like whatever reason this

1019
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 2: person has to not sign an autograph with the blue

1020
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 2: sharpie is probably a stupid one, probably one that doesn't

1021
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,479
Speaker 2: make much sense. And if she explained it to you'd

1022
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 2: be like, well, that's weird. Like if I were to

1023
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 2: say I don't sign with a blue marker, that would

1024
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 2: mean I was a weird person, that I was a

1025
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 2: very weird person. And if that's who Clearfoy is, then

1026
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 2: that's wonderful. But I feel like it's I don't think

1027
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 2: it's like a cool thing to be like, this is

1028
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 2: a boundary I have no oh blue, I feel like

1029
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 2: that is. And I love I love any kind of

1030
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 2: deva behavior. I think this is something outside of that.

1031
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 2: I think this is just a weird idiosyncrasy that I

1032
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 2: will never understand.

1033
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: And that's one minute what I was told. Because I

1034
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 1: had the same reaction as you. Well, let's just say

1035
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: in terms of the reaction, that's just like I think

1036
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:22,760
Speaker 1: gay Twitter being like, oh this woman did something unusual.

1037
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,800
Speaker 1: Stand stand, stand, standstand, And that is how simpleistic it is.

1038
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: Not everything deserves that right. It's literally just like, oh

1039
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: my gosh, something happened stamp right, That's that's literally something

1040
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: happened with a woman mother, you know, like it's that's

1041
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: literally all that. Yeah, so that can be reduced to that,

1042
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: and it is that simple. What I was told is

1043
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 1: that the reason she doesn't sign in blue is because

1044
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: she was advised that if you sign in blue, your

1045
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,879
Speaker 1: signature can be copied and put on doctors. Oh my god,

1046
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: I take it all back. So that's why she did that.

1047
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: And I actually was like, oh, that's actually really interesting

1048
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: because then she the black pen and just signed because

1049
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: I thought what would be weird enough reason? Is she

1050
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: just that weird? And because any interview I've ever seen

1051
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: with her, any interaction with anyone that I've seen, she

1052
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: seems perfectly normal. And I think it's because she is.

1053
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 1: And she was just told don't sign with blue ink

1054
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: because then they can use your signature to potentially steal

1055
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 1: from you. That's why, god, I got to google this. Yeah,

1056
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,720
Speaker 1: I think it might be a thing because as iconic

1057
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: as it, I guess is for her to be throwing

1058
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,320
Speaker 1: her head over her shoulder and saying I don't do blue,

1059
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: like maybe that can be put over like, you know,

1060
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: someone absolutely bombing in a blue dress on a red

1061
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: carpet and then a meme after being like, I don't

1062
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 1: do blue like I'm sure you will see that from

1063
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 1: gay people on Twitter and Instagram for sure, And I

1064
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 1: think it could be fun given the application, I legit

1065
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: think she had a reason to do that.

1066
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess this is a thing, and I must

1067
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 2: rescind that I'd let it be on the record if

1068
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Speaker 2: publications want to say that I was trapped shin clairfour,

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Speaker 2: that's fine.

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Speaker 1: Wow, we've learned so much even in this episode and

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Speaker 1: this year, and I have to say I think that's

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Speaker 1: the next year is going to be a good one

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Speaker 1: for us. I'm so excited for everything we got going.

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Speaker 2: Anger me too, endlessly proud of you, always smiling when

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Speaker 2: my girl is slaying and the star of my life,

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Speaker 2: Star of my life. I love you down, I always will,

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Speaker 2: and I'll see you very soon.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we're about to see each other for fun, pro

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Speaker 1: festive merriment, bestive merriment. We always end every episode with

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Speaker 1: the song Little Christmas because you gay gay now on

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Speaker 1: what probably now way think of thoughts of us Twink

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Speaker 1: getting it in the butt and the Senate hearing room

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Speaker 1: as we saying here we are in all the days

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Speaker 1: go shapes to shape talk you hit the prostate? Fatful? Friends,

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Speaker 1: who did he say it became? Who are near to us?

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Speaker 1: I think I think that's what a yegger finishes, right, Gavin,

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Speaker 1: Near to one once more.

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Speaker 3: Through these weether where Clo sits, If the faces, if

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Speaker 3: the face, hey.

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Speaker 1: Shine, hoble on that jockstrap atter being a museum someday. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: you a Jaeger muster? What was it?

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Speaker 2: Yaeger cream bomb, Yaeger something bomb?

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Speaker 1: You guys can find it man, Bye bye, Hey guys,

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Speaker 1: this is Matt and I'm actually emotional because this is

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Speaker 1: my last plug of the year for ha you heard

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Speaker 1: of Christmas the tour. I am having my last few shows.

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Speaker 1: I would love for you guys to come. I'm at

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Speaker 1: the Castro Wednesday, December twentieth in San Francisco, at Ace

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Speaker 1: Hotel Thursday December twenty first in La and on Saturday,

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Speaker 1: December twenty third, I will be at the Town Hall

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Speaker 1: in New York City and then I will just appear

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Speaker 1: into a cloud of smoke, I promise you. But anyway

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Speaker 1: stream the album comes. See us on tour, and if

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Speaker 1: you have already, I love you so much.