1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute, is 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: this the right number? It's a luser line. 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 2: Come on, just call me. 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 3: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It 5 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 3: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're 6 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 3: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line 7 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 3: on you. Excuse me, miss? Do you have a map? 8 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 3: Because I just got lost in your Instagram from twenty seventeen. 9 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 4: Noise, Yeah, ok. 10 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 3: Google maps, Yeah, whatever you do? Is this the urge 11 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:32,839 Speaker 3: to hawk Alugi and his IPA Instead tell him his 12 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 3: Dandriff covered Polo T shirt is a huge turn on, 13 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 3: and then give him the digits to the loser line, 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,199 Speaker 3: so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can 15 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 3: play on the air. Voicemails like this ONEXT message. 16 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 2: Oh I got Hi, it's I am just leaving this 17 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 2: message because I had a very good time with you 18 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 2: last night at karaoke and I am fully in love 19 00:00:54,280 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 2: with your act and I it's very it's very dreamy, 20 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 2: and I'm sure you like every American girl probably says that, 21 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 2: but I mean it, and I just I've always wanted 22 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 2: to visit Australia. Actually, like I'm not just saying that because 23 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,960 Speaker 2: you're from there, I always wanted to go, and like, 24 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 2: I just hear that. 25 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 4: It's hot, ten people and kangaroos. 26 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 5: That's great, and I just feel like I could. I 27 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 5: just really feel like I could do that and live there. 28 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 5: And I don't think that like the snakes and the 29 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 5: giant spiders. I think that would be your problem for me. 30 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 5: But you if you would be there to protect me, 31 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 5: then I could definitely do it. 32 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 4: So again, this is the stay and call me when 33 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,840 Speaker 4: you get this by a lot. 34 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 3: Okay, So to recap, drunk American girl meets hot Australian 35 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 3: guy and karaoke offers to live with him in his 36 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 3: home country. 37 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: I see nothing wrong with it. 38 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 5: Does this happen to reverse Jeff Jose Have you guys 39 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 5: ever gone to another country and they're like, oh, you're 40 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 5: American accent. 41 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 2: Take me home. 42 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 3: I'm a man of many accents. Yeah, he just blends in, 43 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 3: but yeah, I'm still sucking. 44 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,239 Speaker 2: Yeah. 45 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: Hey, Courtney, So I know, we were talking about like 46 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 1: space and aliens. 47 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 6: The other night, and it's kind of funny that it 48 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 6: came up because my kid has a science project and 49 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 6: he really needs somebody to be a giant saturn with 50 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 6: like a ring around them. 51 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: So like we have this outfit and. 52 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,920 Speaker 6: He made it. It's actually pretty cool. 53 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: So like if you. 54 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 3: Don't mind, like maybe you could come over for a 55 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 3: bit and like we could fit you. 56 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,520 Speaker 6: Like I would totally do it myself, but I got 57 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 6: like a company softball game that day, and it's super 58 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 6: important that I'm in it because we're trying to make 59 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 6: the playoffs, you know, So if you're cool with it, 60 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 6: I can like float you twenty bucks and we'll like 61 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:02,079 Speaker 6: just paint your face real quick, just just nothing too crazy, like. 62 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 7: A purply orange just you know, max to the planet. 63 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,920 Speaker 6: Anyway, it's next Tuesday. 64 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,079 Speaker 1: You just seem like that kind of type of good person, 65 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: Like you wouldn't bail on a kid, right. 66 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 3: Oh, you would bail a kid while I bail on 67 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 3: him to go play company software exactly the priorities job. 68 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean the kid will understand. 69 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, play off guy, you can bring home that giant trophy. 70 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:26,799 Speaker 3: It's gonna be all worth it. 71 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:27,959 Speaker 1: A low grade. 72 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,079 Speaker 2: You get a giant trophy for adult softball. 73 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 3: I mean it's a trophy of. 74 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 6: Hey, this is done. The guy you gave your number 75 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 6: two at the bar, last night, and uh, look, I 76 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:46,160 Speaker 6: just need to be honest about this, So, uh, I 77 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 6: didn't really get it for me because the thing is 78 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 6: I have a twin brother and he was at the 79 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 6: bar too. He's a more introvert between us, so sometimes 80 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 6: i'll wingman for him. And yeah, so last night he 81 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 6: saw you and he asked me to talk to you 82 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 6: for him. So that was the sitch. But the positive 83 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 6: thing is we look exactly alike. So if you were 84 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 6: attracted to me, then you'll probably be attracted to him too. 85 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 6: But seriously, he does have a better job than me, 86 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 6: and him and I are living together at the moment, 87 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,800 Speaker 6: so if you do decide to go out with him, 88 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 6: we might just see each other and. 89 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 5: Play. 90 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 6: That's not too awkward. But anyway, you should give him 91 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 6: a shot. He's a He's a really cool guy. 92 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:43,919 Speaker 7: Thanks, dude. Yeah, why wouldn't the brother be calling? 93 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 6: Is this a thing? 94 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: Twins? 95 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:47,480 Speaker 3: Do you have twin? 96 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,799 Speaker 1: Are they identical? 97 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 2: You can tell him apart? 98 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,359 Speaker 3: You guys don't think there was like some underlying tones 99 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:59,239 Speaker 3: of double teaming in there, right, I'm just asking, I'm asking, 100 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 3: that's your in dream. 101 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 7: What if she just. 102 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:04,160 Speaker 3: Dates both of them? Then one's got a good job. 103 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 3: The other's a good talker. Together, you're the perfect. 104 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, waiting at home to watch it. 105 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 3: It's the perfect relationship. It is a threesome. 106 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:21,679 Speaker 1: Sometimes it just works. Hi, my name is Ron Green. 107 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 7: I was told to call this number at this time 108 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 7: so I could give my audition to be the automated 109 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 7: phone voice for the County Corn Council. I'm very interested 110 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 7: in the position. I don't know like if I'm supposed 111 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 7: to speak to anybody directly or just like leave a message. 112 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 1: I'll just give a quick sample. So thank you for 113 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 1: calling the County Corn Council, where Corn is our passion. 114 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 1: To report a corn related emergency, Press one for pharmtures. 115 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 1: Press two to learn more about our annual Corn Festival. 116 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: Press three to speak with a certified Corn representative. Please 117 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: press four. Thank you, and I have a corntastic day. Yeah. Sorry, 118 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,840 Speaker 1: would never set like a script or anything, so I 119 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: just kind of like freewheeled it. 120 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 5: I feel like I went, wow, there. 121 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,719 Speaker 3: Would be so many options when you call a corn. 122 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,159 Speaker 3: I didn't know that was a thing. 123 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:41,280 Speaker 2: Well, there's corn emergencies that people need to take care apparently, 124 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 2: I mean it's so said. He didn't get the job 125 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 2: because he called us instead. 126 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,680 Speaker 3: I know if he hears this, I want him to 127 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 3: be the imaging on our show for the second date updates. 128 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 3: I want that guy's voice at the start of. 129 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 5: Every single second updates to be cornastic. 130 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,360 Speaker 3: Absolutely that you will never be higher. And you can 131 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 3: listen to Loser Line regularly at this time every week. Plus, 132 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,360 Speaker 3: make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page. 133 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 3: We got a phone tap coming up right after 134 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 6: This brooken Jeffrey in the morning.