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Speaker 1: You don't hear me. I can't take back O arms.

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Speaker 2: Speak Text to seventy five nine two says at the bar,

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Speaker 2: I was carrying three beers when my buddy came up

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Speaker 2: behind me and pulled my pants down.

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Speaker 3: Good time.

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Speaker 2: Underwear came down to a huge roar of laughter went up.

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Speaker 2: So a few weeks later, I spotted him filling up

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Speaker 2: at the gas station, snuck up behind him and pulled

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Speaker 2: his shorts down.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it wasn't him. Oh no, got back in my

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Speaker 4: car and sped off. Okay, well you know what, on.

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Speaker 2: This show, we won't pull your pants down to embarrass you.

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Speaker 2: We will let you pants yourself and share your secret

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Speaker 2: with the masses while keeping you anonymous right here on

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Speaker 2: the mass speaker. And today we have a woman who

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Speaker 2: wants to bear her truth to everyone. She's chosen. Molly

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Speaker 2: is her fake name. So Molly, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hi, everybody, you want us all to take our pants

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Speaker 3: off too, just to make you feel more comfortable.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps it actually really might help.

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Speaker 4: Okay, some of us are already pantsless, so this is

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Speaker 4: going to be real easy. Molly, your voice changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You are our mass speaker, So whenever you're ready, let's

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Speaker 2: hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little embarrassed, like to even be here, like.

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Speaker 3: Most listeners are.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, on our shows, a lot of people. Yeah, boys,

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Speaker 4: is literally mass just to talk to us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay. There's no judgment for the most part

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Speaker 2: on this segment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really definitely battling with this to admit it.

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Speaker 1: But uh, okay, Like years ago, like I would say,

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Speaker 1: maybe even like twenty years ago now, my husband and

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Speaker 1: I we decided to donate money to build one of

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Speaker 1: those big new play structures for our local parks. Oh wow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. And it was great. I mean the slide,

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Speaker 1: the swings and the climbing rope.

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Speaker 3: It's like crazy what those cost. Like it's inane, she's rich.

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Speaker 2: I know you donated ten of them and you're the person.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just like shot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, that's a really generous thing to do for like

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Speaker 2: your local community.

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Speaker 1: But you know, so when we need the donation, you know,

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Speaker 1: we wanted to be altruistic about it. We did it anonymously.

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Speaker 1: You know, No, I figure that's how.

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Speaker 4: It should be. But that's my opinion that's coming.

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Speaker 2: From a place that has Brooke and Jeffrey plastered all

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Speaker 2: over every single wall in the studio, Brook and Jeffrey toilet.

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Speaker 4: This is all for profit, we do affer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's really cool. That really means

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Speaker 3: that you're coming from a good place.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And you know, they offered to name the play

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Speaker 1: area after our family. WHOA, but we we told the

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Speaker 1: organizers like, no, no, we don't want to draw attention.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't about that. It was literally, sincerely an act

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Speaker 1: to give back to the community, to have a safe

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Speaker 1: place for our kids to play.

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Speaker 3: And while your daughter's like, how am I supposed to

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Speaker 3: be the princess of the playground?

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Speaker 4: I want my name on it, mom.

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Speaker 1: He's in line for the slide.

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Speaker 4: I own this slide. That's really funny.

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Speaker 1: And they built this beautiful playground, I mean, and for years,

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Speaker 1: our daughters enjoyed it, the whole community did, the other

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Speaker 1: children did. It was really really nice. But uh, lately

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Speaker 1: I've been finding myself walking by that park and there's

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Speaker 1: all these benches along the way and there's family names

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Speaker 1: on it for people who donate it.

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Speaker 2: So you're starting to regret not putting your name on

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Speaker 2: the playground.

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Speaker 1: I really have been feeling regret. And now I kind

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Speaker 1: of do want the recognition is that we are.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's got to feel bad when it's like all

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Speaker 2: the other families have their names all around the park

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Speaker 2: and the big structure in the middle is.

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Speaker 4: You don't get any credit for it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like the main.

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Speaker 4: Part of it.

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Speaker 3: Well, and I can see it's even more than that, right,

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Speaker 3: it's like you're getting older, You're like.

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Speaker 4: How did I leave my mark?

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Speaker 3: Will people remember who I am?

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Speaker 1: Exactly? And it's like it feels like now everybody else

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I put it in your will that when

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Speaker 2: you pass away that they put a plaqueup in memory

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Speaker 2: of the person who bought the But you want to.

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Speaker 3: See you it's probably too late, like you already made

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Speaker 3: the agreement, you already made the donation, and especially there's

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Speaker 3: probably not the same people working at the city.

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Speaker 1: Yeah twenty years later.

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Speaker 2: Just grab a sharpie, go write your name right on

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Speaker 2: the side.

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Speaker 4: People have written their name on that slot. Okay, well,

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Speaker 4: these yours will be on there too, aren't.

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Speaker 3: Just graff her own?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Away from here?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like, what what are you doing about it? Are

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Speaker 4: you doing anything.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, this is so embarrassing. I make a point

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Speaker 1: to casually just tell parents say that you know, oh

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Speaker 1: you like to swing. You know, my husband and I

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Speaker 1: donated them like twenty years ago.

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Speaker 4: Oh not too bad.

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Speaker 1: You know. I've been reflecting on this and I am

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Speaker 1: literally becoming the crazy woman at the park, Like, are

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Speaker 1: taking credit for the monkey bars. It's not good. It's

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Speaker 1: not a good look.

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Speaker 3: I think you need to go on the next door

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Speaker 3: app anonymously, like make up a fake profile and be like,

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Speaker 3: I just found out the most amazing gossip. Can you believe?

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Speaker 3: So and so donated this twenty years ago and is

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Speaker 3: never taking credit for it.

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Speaker 4: First time going anonymous, she forgets to change the profile picture.

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Speaker 4: It's totally burnt it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, not even ask my husband. Maybe we could

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Speaker 1: just donate a little bit more money so we can

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Speaker 1: get a black you know. I mean people have donated

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Speaker 1: a lesser things and have their name it on things

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Speaker 1: in there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't need that retirement fund, right, honey, just give.

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Speaker 4: It away, jo.

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Speaker 1: We just need our name on a pack and a

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Speaker 1: park so everyone knows we did something in the world.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, clearly there's like an internal struggle going on. Does

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Speaker 2: it feel better to just come on the show and

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Speaker 2: at least get it out there.

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Speaker 1: I was going to ask if I'm crazy, but I

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Speaker 1: feel totally crazy, so I think I know the answer.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like you probably don't want to be anonymous. Half

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Speaker 3: of you, half of you come on the show and

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Speaker 3: tell everyone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, with something else that I can donate

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Speaker 1: or to you and get my name on a pack

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Speaker 1: somewhere I can, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Bilbi Hospital. If you got money later around, you know,

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Speaker 4: do it for the name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to, like get like twenty grand

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Speaker 2: to our show, We'll put a little plaque up in

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Speaker 2: the studio with your name on it. It's going to

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Speaker 2: go like really really small in the corner behind Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey, but.

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Speaker 4: We will be up here.

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Speaker 3: Enough money, you can take my name.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Molly and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you want it to be, something you can consider.

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Speaker 4: But text in seven, eight, five nine too. If you

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Speaker 4: have a confession you've been holding on to.

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Speaker 2: We can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 2: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 4: Your phone taps coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning