Speaker 1: How's that even better?
Speaker 2: Like that in a world? Look, all your meetings are
Speaker 2: popping up on your little computer. There, my little computer, dude,
Speaker 2: can I X out of that? Sure, Scott's I can't
Speaker 2: see the table, I'll do it because I need to
Speaker 2: see what's in the camera shot. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I need to see. I don't know what's going on now.
Speaker 2: Oh hello, Welcome to Serial Killers. Yay, it's episode forty two. No, well,
Speaker 2: I'm an episode ahead of you. That's how I've been
Speaker 2: labeling them. Well, I mean, you're just ahead of the times.
Speaker 2: It's Monday, July twenty fifth. Welcome to Serial Killers. That's
Speaker 2: where you hit the thing.
Speaker 1: Hit the thing?
Speaker 2: Yep, excuse me, goodness, I don't boom. Oh, you can't
Speaker 2: drink that. That's gonna skew your taste button. It ain't
Speaker 2: your You're just what's up, buddy?
Speaker 1: I'm great. How are you today?
Speaker 2: Are you at the beach house right now with Tommy
Speaker 2: and Gina?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: We actually yes, yeah, yep, I'm leaving today.
Speaker 2: Oh you're coming home?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh good, so we don't have to record another one.
Speaker 1: Then it's July twenty fifth.
Speaker 2: We could we well whatever anyway, Welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: How's it going, buddy, great, magical, you're having a good time.
Speaker 2: Credit good life.
Speaker 1: Ever, great life, good, everything's great.
Speaker 2: I'm happy for you.
Speaker 1: Thanks, I'm happy for you too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like we need to like jazz it
Speaker 2: up a bit. Okay, we need to start doing things again.
Speaker 2: I know it's on me. I totally get it. I
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you come up with it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm gonna come up with some new
Speaker 2: things I think for the next episode. Well maybe not
Speaker 2: the next one because that might be today. So the
Speaker 2: next next one, I'm gonna try to do another like
Speaker 2: graveyard or you know, some of the things that this
Speaker 2: podcast was built on. Yeah, and in case you're a
Speaker 2: new listener, I'm Scottie b I'm sorry. You're drinking coffee,
Speaker 2: and I'm Andrew. Yeah, you're drinking your iced coffee over there.
Speaker 2: It's my ice try And this is open Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: It's a podcast where we talk about cereal.
Speaker 1: We will that's oat milk in it and I don't
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: We'll eat three cereals and we'll tell you if they're
Speaker 2: good or bad, and you'll either buy them or you won't,
Speaker 2: or you won't be able to because you can't get
Speaker 2: them in this country. You know, one of those things.
Speaker 1: Or hit to cereal killers PC dot com if you'd
Speaker 1: like to see the full list of over seven hundred
Speaker 1: cereals that we've tried.
Speaker 2: Cool. Now you know what I do have to apologize
Speaker 2: for last week's episode. I took credit for purchasing a
Speaker 2: cereal that I did not. I thought that I bought
Speaker 2: the malta meal chocolate peanut butter scooters at Walmart, but
Speaker 2: that way I didn't. Paul from Florida sent them to us.
Speaker 2: And Paul from Florida and he's Palm Bay. I don't
Speaker 2: know where that at. Where's Palm Bay? Is a west coast,
Speaker 2: east coast, north south? I think it's Is it down
Speaker 2: by me Panhandle?
Speaker 1: No? I think it's down by Boca. Let me double check.
Speaker 2: Del Boca Vista? Is that where your parents are?
Speaker 1: Del Boca Vista? Oh my god, I forgot that I
Speaker 1: had a meeting.
Speaker 2: Sugar, Sorry, you can't leave. We'll make this one quick.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: Can I.
Speaker 2: You're listening to it live folks as important to and
Speaker 2: reschedules his meeting.
Speaker 1: No, I can't.
Speaker 2: You have to leave?
Speaker 1: Oh, damn it.
Speaker 2: Do you seriously have to leave right now?
Speaker 1: I have to see if I have to. They've been
Speaker 1: trying to get me on this call, and I just
Speaker 1: realized that they had it schedule for ten thirty.
Speaker 2: Gosh, dang it, Well you're so late ready, Just tell
Speaker 2: him ten more minutes won't hurt no.
Speaker 1: Because we won't do this in ten minutes, and we
Speaker 1: owe to our listeners to put on a good show.
Speaker 2: We're already like eight minutes in. We'll do it in
Speaker 2: ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Why don't you We're not eight minutes in, we're only
Speaker 1: two minutes in.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
Speaker 1: Why don't you get Sam or somebody? Can't you?
Speaker 2: No, I want to do this.
Speaker 1: This is you, I know, but I just am telling
Speaker 1: you that I have to get on this meeting.
Speaker 2: We could be eating cereals.
Speaker 1: All right, but we shouldn't because we should put on
Speaker 1: a good episode for our listeners. That's what we'll be back. Listeners.
Speaker 1: We'll pick up in five minutes.
Speaker 2: But they're not going to go anywhere though, because of
Speaker 2: course I'm gonna edit this video, so we'll be back
Speaker 2: right after this great hit the thing. We'll play commercial
Speaker 2: here and then we'll come back and eat cereal. Just
Speaker 2: hit the thing, we'll be right back. By back, We'll
Speaker 2: right back. Great, you be able to do that, So
Speaker 2: I just wait here as long as you know, I'll
Speaker 2: just wait.
Speaker 1: Well, hello everybody again. You know Scott's not here yet,
Speaker 1: so I figured I would just monologue a little bit.
Speaker 1: Figure he'll be here soon. I hope you guys are
Speaker 1: all enjoying your day. I mean, it's a it's a
Speaker 1: it's a Monday. I just like Mondays immensely. If I'm
Speaker 1: just being honest with you, I don't. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Do I really despise a Monday?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: But what's the worst day of the week if I
Speaker 1: really had to think of it. Tuesdays? Tuesdays are terrible. Hmm.
Speaker 1: Thursdays are good because it's right before Friday.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Sundays Sundays are not good days. You gotta watch out
Speaker 1: for Sundays. That's all I'm gonna say. They sneak up
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. We really need to switch with if
Speaker 1: I'm if I'm gonna expand on this, I think we
Speaker 1: need to switch to a four day work week instead
Speaker 1: of a five day work week. Why am I only
Speaker 1: getting three two days off. I should be getting three
Speaker 1: because by the time Friday rolls around, I have one
Speaker 1: night to sleep where I get to rest and relax.
Speaker 1: Then you got Saturday, but then Sunday is a wash. Like, really,
Speaker 1: consider this, The four day work week would be so
Speaker 1: much better. I'm telling you, I don't even know who
Speaker 1: this person is. These are spam at this spam filter.
Speaker 1: I'm just talking about a four day work week versus
Speaker 1: a five day work But.
Speaker 2: You started it back off with that's dude. You left
Speaker 2: because you had to leave, and then you started it
Speaker 2: back up without me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I decided to monologue a little bit, just have
Speaker 1: some fun.
Speaker 2: Will you make it fun of me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I went down to the promotions department. I got these
Speaker 2: cool sunglasses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just monologuing on a four day work week.
Speaker 2: I like the morning is you don't really see mirrored
Speaker 2: like nobly disposable sunglasses than those are radicals.
Speaker 1: Here's another question, Yes, what's your worst favorite what's your
Speaker 1: least favorite day of the week. Originally I said, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a Monday. I hate Mondays. But it's surreal because
Speaker 1: this is a full I said, Tuesdays are really the
Speaker 1: worst day of the week. If I'm being honest, all.
Speaker 2: Right, so don't you agree two weeks ago, I was
Speaker 2: done in Jack's.
Speaker 1: Two weeks ago, I don't want to talk about this.
Speaker 1: Save it a bull chair.
Speaker 2: It's a bull chat topic.
Speaker 1: Just say if you don't like Mondays or if you
Speaker 1: prefer Tuesdays, that's all bull chat topic.
Speaker 2: Just say what it's something for me that I have
Speaker 2: to think about. It's that hard for you to think, Yes,
Speaker 2: what does a Tuesday bring you?
Speaker 1: Well, the week?
Speaker 2: The weekdays are different for me because I work Saturdays,
Speaker 2: so it's different. Things are different.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I said we should switch to a
Speaker 1: four day work week. Okay, this way you'd have more
Speaker 1: time off.
Speaker 2: Cereal fans don't care what day of the week it is.
Speaker 2: They just want to get matter.
Speaker 1: When you said you wanted to go back to this
Speaker 1: is how bull chat started, because.
Speaker 2: This is talk about chat. This is a serial killers.
Speaker 1: Now, I know, but we used to talk about things
Speaker 1: off of bull chat.
Speaker 2: So about three weeks ago, two weeks ago, whatever I
Speaker 2: was in Jacka's fans.
Speaker 1: Are going to come to my defense once again.
Speaker 2: Visiting our friend Froggy and Lisa in Florida, And you know,
Speaker 2: I love strolling the cereal aisle at every supermarket wherever
Speaker 2: I am. So I was in the big Public Publics
Speaker 2: is beautiful. By the way, Publics is a beautiful store yep,
Speaker 2: okay whatever. I didn't go to wind Dixie. I went
Speaker 2: to Public's.
Speaker 1: Save both chat.
Speaker 4: Just get to the cereal. It's just get to the cereal.
Speaker 4: We don't need to know about what the aisles looked like.
Speaker 4: We don't need to know about which one you prefer.
Speaker 4: Just get to the cereal. Stay on trek.
Speaker 2: So this is one of those new General Mill cereals
Speaker 2: thank you, that we have not received yet. We did
Speaker 2: get a box from a friend of ours, but we
Speaker 2: did not get this one. So I purchased it and
Speaker 2: I flew it back up here for us Andrew. So
Speaker 2: it is imported from the state of Florida. So it
Speaker 2: could we say serial Killers International. I mean sometimes Florida
Speaker 2: is another country. But anyway, let me go down to
Speaker 2: the cereal sack Andrew. Check it out. My kid's gonna
Speaker 2: love this.
Speaker 1: Lol Surprise, surprise. I don't get what is this.
Speaker 2: It's well, first of all, they're about five years late
Speaker 2: on this. Oh, because LOL dolls were a huge thing.
Speaker 2: H what birthday cake flavored? You know, I didn't even
Speaker 2: see that. I thought it was gonna be more like
Speaker 2: Lucky Charms birthday cake. Naturally. Take the box. What does
Speaker 2: it say?
Speaker 1: It says naturally and artificially flavored. Here you go. Jesus.
Speaker 2: What have they ever had a Jesus cereal?
Speaker 1: We can't talk about this.
Speaker 2: It's cereal. No religion in serial killers save a bul chat.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there has been a Jesus cereal, some novelty thing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Christian camp set went up. What or some
Speaker 1: church someplace made of Jesus cereal? Or Spencers. I feel
Speaker 1: like a Spencer's would do that.
Speaker 2: But could you eat Jesus?
Speaker 1: I mean you're not supposed to. That's like sacrilegious.
Speaker 2: But don't they give you? Don't you eat him every week?
Speaker 1: In such body of Christ? That's the living like, That's
Speaker 1: that's why it's called the Body of Christ and the
Speaker 1: body and blood.
Speaker 2: Whyn't they just cut that up with sugar on it
Speaker 2: and put in a box and make a cereal out
Speaker 2: of it?
Speaker 1: That's sacrilegious.
Speaker 2: Why you eat it in church? Why can't you eat
Speaker 2: answer the breakfast?
Speaker 1: The body of Christ is only supposed to be had
Speaker 1: when you're having communion in church. You can't just like
Speaker 1: I can't just say like, oh I bless the cereal.
Speaker 1: This is now the body of Christ.
Speaker 2: Could have a box of Jesus Ohs with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: No, Lol, surprised All cereal cannot be considered the body
Speaker 1: of Christ.
Speaker 2: Okay, well it can.
Speaker 1: I say that one more time. I'm pretty sure if
Speaker 1: somebody was keeping a tracker in the corner, I said
Speaker 1: at least five times. So I apologize.
Speaker 2: I'm shaking the box. Shake his box, it's my box,
Speaker 2: all right? Okay, thank you, thank you, see Debbie Gibson
Speaker 2: on the mixtape tour. Thank you. Okay, go for it. No,
Speaker 2: you can lower it down. So I thought it was
Speaker 2: just gonna be Lucky charms, but now I realize it's
Speaker 2: birthday cake flavored, so it's gonna be it's gonna be
Speaker 2: gross nauseating birthday cake flavor cereal with marshmallows. Yep, collect
Speaker 2: GID you bought it, collect all three digital? Well, I
Speaker 2: have to buy everything. I know Andrew, it's a limited edition,
Speaker 2: which means it won't be around long. And yeah, do
Speaker 2: they even sew lol dolls anymore. I don't have a child,
Speaker 2: and they are Yeah, I don't. They come in the
Speaker 2: little they came in those in the things, the round
Speaker 2: things cool, wow, real eloquent whatever. Cooper has like seven
Speaker 2: hundred of them and they're all worthless. Oh and they
Speaker 2: probably cost about seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I also love that you made fun of me for
Speaker 1: not knowing what it's children's doll is.
Speaker 2: L dolls were a huge phenomenon. It doesn't matter who
Speaker 2: you are or what It was a pop culture thing.
Speaker 1: Ever saw it anywhere?
Speaker 2: You never saw an LOL doll, never saw an OL.
Speaker 2: So those those fatal brats dolls, those faces don't look
Speaker 2: familiar to you.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Could you tell me what's going on in there while
Speaker 2: I opened the bag? Sure, there's something printed on the
Speaker 2: inside of the box.
Speaker 1: Scan for your unique LOL surprise serial reward.
Speaker 2: What do you think it is? Should I scan it?
Speaker 1: I don't care enough?
Speaker 2: Wow, I knew that I chose the wrong co host.
Speaker 1: Who was your other choice?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they were lining up, they were.
Speaker 1: Lining up, Well you could call them, should be calling
Speaker 1: up right now? Are you gonna call?
Speaker 2: They all are on other successful podcasts, Really like which
Speaker 2: ones the guy, that guy, the guy okay, yeah, yep, yeah,
Speaker 2: the hit yeah, uh huh, the one, the one.
Speaker 1: Yep, okay, yep, they have a football chat.
Speaker 2: I was trying to what the hell's the guy's name
Speaker 2: with with millions and millions and millions of followers, the
Speaker 2: guy that, the guy that did the show? Come mom,
Speaker 2: what's his name? I don't know? You you tell me?
Speaker 2: Apparently he was your co host. He was right there.
Speaker 2: He was Yeah Rogan, Joe Rogan was gonna be here. Yes,
Speaker 2: he was first.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's a controversial choice for a Cereal podcast.
Speaker 2: Well no, and I was like, you know what, this
Speaker 2: guy Andrew, I think he wants to come on, so
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let him.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you had Joe Rogan on speed Dial.
Speaker 2: Well I do, because he eats were he used to
Speaker 2: eat We're things on that show or Making Factor when
Speaker 2: he hosted that got it everything You're saying, like, I
Speaker 2: just my brain is shut down. Well I mean yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get the milk.
Speaker 1: Now where my son glasses and.
Speaker 2: We're using bowl and basket milk. You know, we're still
Speaker 2: waiting on our friends from Farmland. Dais, can you stop singing.
Speaker 2: Who sang it? Who sang it? Who sang Vincent Price,
Speaker 2: Corey Hart Let's he's hurt me. So these are little,
Speaker 2: they're l's and they're o's. Look at the shapes. You're
Speaker 2: not even looking. You need to critique the cereal. You're
Speaker 2: a cereal podcaster, you review cereals. They're l's and o's
Speaker 2: for L O L and with marshmallows. I don't know
Speaker 2: what the marshmallows are.
Speaker 1: Am I breathing correctly? Am I sitting up straight?
Speaker 2: Is my posture? Good?
Speaker 1: Is the recording to your liking? Because every single thing
Speaker 1: gives me press record you've been just hammering down on.
Speaker 2: It has the beige taste of cookie crusp right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: the cereal pieces taste like cookie crisp without the you know,
Speaker 2: chocolate specs.
Speaker 1: It's not terrible.
Speaker 2: It's not good, and there's not well. It is good,
Speaker 2: not great. Who's talking?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Who are you texting?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: I give it a three. I don't hate it. I
Speaker 1: think I'm pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. But it's a little overly sweet. Take like
Speaker 2: the l ol aspect out of it. If it was
Speaker 2: like a Lucky Trump special edition.
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I'm giving it three bowls. Right, it's good.
Speaker 1: It's a little too sweet, but it's still good.
Speaker 2: I give it four balls.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool? Or like it good?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 1: What? What? What do you want to say?
Speaker 2: That's it. I'll go We'll go to the next one.
Speaker 1: What are we supposed to do here? Oh?
Speaker 2: Can I say something real quick? Sure, it's not a
Speaker 2: bull chat thing. It's a serial killers thing. Okay, before
Speaker 2: my trip to Florida, you.
Speaker 1: Have a crumb? Oh, yep, you got it.
Speaker 2: I went to CVS. I had to pick them. I
Speaker 2: had to pick up a minithing of baby powder. You know,
Speaker 2: I like to powder the boys because they sweat, you know,
Speaker 2: same as a bull chit. So I went into CVS,
Speaker 2: I bought the powder. I came out and there was
Speaker 2: a guy out there waiting.
Speaker 1: Hold up, are you really telling like a story in
Speaker 1: the middle of this that's not going to lead to cereal?
Speaker 2: It will. So the fact that you get to you
Speaker 2: are such a hypocrite, Andrew, there's nowhere else to say
Speaker 2: this bull chat. No, that's not a bull chat story.
Speaker 1: Did he hand you a box of cereal?
Speaker 2: Can I speak?
Speaker 1: If it doesn't end with him handing you a box
Speaker 1: of cereal.
Speaker 2: Then this is I came out of CBS and there
Speaker 2: was a guy standing there. He says to me, are
Speaker 2: you Scott e B. I said, yes, you know, reluctantly.
Speaker 2: I'm not that guy. You know, I'm not that guy. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I said yes, And he's like, I love the podcast.
Speaker 2: I love Serial Killers. That's why I'm saying it on
Speaker 2: Serial Killers. He said, I listen all the time. He said,
Speaker 2: I don't even eat cereal, but I listened all the time.
Speaker 2: And his name was Drew, and so I would like
Speaker 2: to say hello to Drew. And I would like Drew
Speaker 2: to say hello to Drew.
Speaker 1: Hi, Hi, Drew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he loves the Show's that's cool. So he was
Speaker 2: he's a new listener. So he's a little bit far behind. Okay,
Speaker 2: the morning show that we work on, Candlebox. What did
Speaker 2: he know the show that we work on, the bigger show. Well, yes,
Speaker 2: because he's from new he's aware. Cool, he's aware. But
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say hello because I thought it
Speaker 2: was really cool that he waited out there, very nice
Speaker 2: to let us know that he loves the show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he's only in I think like the seventies episode,
Speaker 2: so he'll hear this in about a year. So I
Speaker 2: just want to throw that out there. Drew, thank you
Speaker 2: so much for listening. Yes, yeah, oh bless you, Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh. And I'd love to see the picture that
Speaker 2: we took. I don't know where I can find that. Hey,
Speaker 2: there are stacks. Hey doing buddy? Oh that was squirreling.
Speaker 2: I'm very sorry, Carla Marie.
Speaker 1: Well, no, you squirreling was going off into a monologue
Speaker 1: when I was told not to talk about anything but
Speaker 1: cereal yours?
Speaker 2: But hi, Drew, Drew is serial related? Yours? Wasn't what
Speaker 2: your favorite prior of the week Monday, because that's when
Speaker 2: Serial Killers plays.
Speaker 1: It was the least favorite day of the week.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1: I wasn't clearly you weren't.
Speaker 2: I wasn't in here.
Speaker 1: You started, How many times have I gone to do
Speaker 1: something and come back in and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, uh, there he is the millennial himself. Oh so busy.
Speaker 1: You were the one that left, yeah, because they had
Speaker 1: a meeting to which before I did it?
Speaker 2: You were like, seriously, am I cartman? Now?
Speaker 1: No? That's yeah, You're both all right?
Speaker 2: Can we eat cereal please. I would love nothing more.
Speaker 2: My friend, here comes the next one. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: where we found this one. This one came from Dollar Tree.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, okay, and it has the cancer warning on it.
Speaker 2: Oh God, we've had these before. Great from Golden Foods.
Speaker 1: Eh.
Speaker 2: I saw this one, had never seen it online before.
Speaker 1: Saw this one has saw dust in it.
Speaker 2: Probably well, no, it's only cancerous in California. That's how
Speaker 2: they do it. California has that cancer warning on like everything,
Speaker 2: like your couch will give you cancer in California, you know.
Speaker 2: So I saw this in the aisle, like, what in
Speaker 2: the hell is this? And I was with my daughter
Speaker 2: and she's like, Dad, you have to try this and
Speaker 2: it's so disgusting looking and I can't wait for you
Speaker 2: to eat it.
Speaker 1: Bubble gum Yeah, fruit fruity rolls from Golden Foods, bubble
Speaker 1: gum rings cereal. So is how No to me, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be fake roast fruit loops? Why is it bubble
Speaker 1: gum flavored? Well openness Okay. I'm immediately intrigued and horrified
Speaker 1: at the same time.
Speaker 2: I mean, I believe that this will be nauseating. Oh,
Speaker 2: let's smell this.
Speaker 1: If it smells like gum. I'm really gonna not want this.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be it's gonna be cotton candyish.
Speaker 1: I think one can hope.
Speaker 2: No, it smells like bubble gum.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, it does no.
Speaker 2: And the thing is after we eat this, we're gonna
Speaker 2: have to go for chemo. Oh god, that's not funny.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm just saying that it's got the cancer warning.
Speaker 2: And they look like little buttholes. They do look like
Speaker 2: the pink ones. They're a little puckered buttholes. They are sweet.
Speaker 1: Ewh Who thinks that this is a good flavor?
Speaker 2: I see. I don't like bubble gum flavored things either.
Speaker 2: Baskin Robins used to or every once in a while
Speaker 2: they'll have bubble gum flavored ice cream and it's like,
Speaker 2: it's like grossy, it's cotton candy type ice cream with
Speaker 2: bubble gum pieces in you.
Speaker 1: It's like chalky.
Speaker 2: Where's the milk?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Did you put it away?
Speaker 1: Did I put it away?
Speaker 2: You're sitting I thought maybe you were trying to keep
Speaker 2: it cold. Okay, watch your fingers. Don't want to get
Speaker 2: any milk on you.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be so gross.
Speaker 2: Did I put enough milk?
Speaker 1: And Biff definitely got fired from working at the big brands.
Speaker 1: His dada stopped working for the company.
Speaker 2: Dude, everybody that works at Golden Foods is an intern.
Speaker 2: Just fyo.
Speaker 1: True, a lot of biffs. Did you say, hey, Drew, Oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's so bubblegummy?
Speaker 2: Right, this is gonna be so disgusting. Here we go one, two, three. Look,
Speaker 2: there's no doubt about it. It tastes like you're eating gum,
Speaker 2: but then the gum goes away and you swallow it.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense right, because normally you chew bubble
Speaker 2: gum and then you spit it out. This you chew
Speaker 2: and it goes away. I'm gonna hand it to Golden Foods.
Speaker 2: It tastes just like bubble gum. But who the hell
Speaker 2: wants to eat that for breakfast or ever.
Speaker 1: It's like bubble tape, but like you, you have to
Speaker 1: eat it like you. And also I'm getting like weird
Speaker 1: flavor pockets now that are almost like bubbling on the tongue.
Speaker 2: And there's a weird film also, I mean, look, you
Speaker 2: kind of have to give it props. I want someone
Speaker 2: else to try this, like, right now, you have to
Speaker 2: give it props for being what it says it is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's no doubt about that. But that doesn't mean I
Speaker 2: have to like it. I give this a spoon now. Actually,
Speaker 2: the vomit face, this should never have existed. If the
Speaker 2: cereal incinerator sound was in here, I'd chuck it in
Speaker 2: and I'd also call the exorcist and he'd blessed that
Speaker 2: he'd get this thing out. This is gross. It is gross,
Speaker 2: but in a weird way. I'm going to give it
Speaker 2: two balls. The power of Christ compels you. The power
Speaker 2: of Christ compels you. Absolutely not if you are a
Speaker 2: fan of bubblegum, who's.
Speaker 1: That much of a fan that they want to eat it?
Speaker 2: People that chew bubble like like, oh my god, Danielle
Speaker 2: would love this. No, she wouldn't. She choose gum all
Speaker 2: the time. Just because you.
Speaker 1: Chew gum doesn't. And I need a spearmant.
Speaker 2: See the thing that's annoying, it's not spearman, it's bubble gum.
Speaker 1: The thing I'm saying doesn't mean I need a spearmint
Speaker 1: or a winter fresh cereal. It's who needs it.
Speaker 2: I am getting a little bit nauseous right now.
Speaker 1: My tongue is like soury.
Speaker 2: It's kind of artificially flat. I'm gonna get drop it
Speaker 2: to one bowl. But see, I wanted Danielle to be
Speaker 2: in on this episode. She's got stupid COVID and she
Speaker 2: couldn't come in. But I wanted her to do this
Speaker 2: because all these cereals that we're eating today, I wanted
Speaker 2: her to try. But I had to just get this
Speaker 2: one out.
Speaker 1: I want someone else to try this.
Speaker 2: Like, so there's somebody sitting out there who's talking to
Speaker 2: the salesperson. Go go go find somebody. So edal body,
Speaker 2: what's your favorite day of the week, you know, because
Speaker 2: I'm not a big fla out of mom days. I
Speaker 2: only like, all right, Andrew is not running around trying
Speaker 2: to find somebody that will try this bubblegum cereal from
Speaker 2: Golden Foods and now it's technically called fruity rolls. Bull,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fruity rolls is, but there's
Speaker 2: little emoji type guys on here and it's kind of
Speaker 2: giving me a headache right now, you know, because the
Speaker 2: the artific official flavor is so overwhelming that it is
Speaker 2: beginning to make me nauseous, so I believe that the
Speaker 2: one bowl rating is appropriate. Oh he's got somebody I
Speaker 2: don't know who he's dragging in here. There's a salesperson sitting.
Speaker 2: Oh there's Ali Ali Gold. Everybody Ali Gold. She's our
Speaker 2: web person for the Elvis d Ran Show. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: pour a cup, one cup for oh, two cups? Okay,
Speaker 2: welcome here, Come take a seat.
Speaker 5: Oh okay. Oh well, I've never had cereal with milk before.
Speaker 2: What are you lactose free or some shit.
Speaker 3: I was born allergic to milk and then I gradually
Speaker 3: grew out of it and making kind of blacktose intolerant.
Speaker 5: But like growing up then I didn't have cereal.
Speaker 2: With no Well, so not only will you vomit from
Speaker 2: this cereal, you will also have diarrhea. That is spectacular.
Speaker 1: Oh god, camera, yeah, yeah, you're on camera.
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, guys formed me.
Speaker 2: All right, So this is I found this at the
Speaker 2: Dollar Tree and it's bubble gum cereal. So if you
Speaker 2: like the flavor of bubblegum. Do you like bubble gum?
Speaker 2: Do you bubble? Then you might actually like to see
Speaker 2: I told Andrew like as far as flavor goes it
Speaker 2: tastes like bubble gum.
Speaker 5: Oh right, well, bubble gum. Jelly beans are my favorite
Speaker 5: flavor of Then you.
Speaker 2: Know what you're gonna like this because this is basically
Speaker 2: you're chewing bubble gum but then you swallow it. It's
Speaker 2: not it doesn't make sense for a breakfast cereal, but
Speaker 2: go ahead. I'm curious as to your take. It does
Speaker 2: taste like bubble gum, yeah.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm. It's not just bubble gum. It tastes like
Speaker 5: bubble yum specific specificition.
Speaker 2: I was thinking more hubba bubba mm, although Andrew mentioned
Speaker 2: bubble tape, so it's it's kind of it's in that realm.
Speaker 2: The only the cool thing about it is there's a
Speaker 2: warning on here that says consuming this product can expose
Speaker 2: you to chemicals, including a racol mide, which is known
Speaker 2: in the state of California to cost cancer and birth
Speaker 2: effects or other reproductive harm. So I probably should have
Speaker 2: told you that beforehand, But warming we were just talking
Speaker 2: about babies too. Yeah, we were just well, now you
Speaker 2: can't have one, Thanks for trying the cereal. How do
Speaker 2: you like it?
Speaker 5: It tastes like I got my youth back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but I mean, it's it. I mean it's
Speaker 2: somewhat nauseating because the flavor is overpowering. But if you
Speaker 2: were a bubble gum flavor fan, I think it's not terrible.
Speaker 3: Definitely, And now that you said the tape bubble gum,
Speaker 3: it's definitely because you taste that like you know, the yes,
Speaker 3: you know, the chalk powder.
Speaker 5: It tastes like the powder.
Speaker 2: You know where that powder was was prevalent when I
Speaker 2: was a kid that you guys didn't get to experience.
Speaker 2: What oh yeah, the base that's right, the card that
Speaker 2: you're right, the top baseball cards. But I was I
Speaker 2: was thinking the the fake cigarettes, the bubble gum cigarettes,
Speaker 2: because you know, you blow the powder out. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: Give him a spoon, a fresh spoon, dude, don't yeah sure,
Speaker 2: what do you know what are ally?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like two bowls one.
Speaker 2: Spoof to go up to five balls. Spoon is a half.
Speaker 2: So if you had to go up to five balls,
Speaker 2: what would you give it?
Speaker 5: Give it two point five two balls in a spoon.
Speaker 5: Two balls and a spoon. That is generous, Oh is it?
Speaker 1: That is very generous. I gave this a vomit pace.
Speaker 2: See no, no, no, dollars twenty five.
Speaker 3: Well, and and you won't be able to have children,
Speaker 3: right right, that's also you're paying.
Speaker 2: For it, so I'm not what are you thinking? Definitely
Speaker 2: three balls? Wow, that is generous.
Speaker 1: Sure, sugar, This doesn't even taste like sugar. It just
Speaker 1: tastes like I'm chewing gum.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what it's supposed to be, like, okay, like
Speaker 2: when you eat coca pebbles, you're supposed to be eating chocolate,
Speaker 2: and that's what it tastes like.
Speaker 1: I know, but like I don't actively chew gum to
Speaker 1: swallow it.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well, anyway, so there's that you're six years old
Speaker 2: that that's right right, you'll never be able to have children.
Speaker 2: But it's delicious, delicious cereal. No, but you know what
Speaker 2: California is that weird state where they put cancer warnings
Speaker 2: on everything. Yeah, like like if you buy a new bed,
Speaker 2: it says it could cause cancer. Good luck. California has
Speaker 2: these weird like environmental type things because they're so hardcore
Speaker 2: out there, granola hippies everything, you know, so they have
Speaker 2: they put warnings on everything. But anyway, you're fine. They
Speaker 2: wouldn't sell it if you're gonna die you're good. And
Speaker 2: again they sell cigarettes, right, forgot about that anyway, real cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming to I guess say that I'm
Speaker 1: crazy for my reading.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, you're not crazy.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 2: Everybody has their own taste, you know. Anyway, all right, well.
Speaker 5: Thank you, of course.
Speaker 1: Would you like to finish?
Speaker 5: I'm good, Thank you?
Speaker 1: You finished it?
Speaker 2: Now drink the milk. What do you think it's good milk?
Speaker 1: It doesn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't taste like a sugary milk.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I would probably leave it in there for
Speaker 1: a little bit longer than drinking.
Speaker 2: I got you.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I just can't agree.
Speaker 2: Thank you, guys, Yes, thank you for proving Andrew wrong.
Speaker 2: Appreciate it. No, no, you're not crazy. That's just Oh
Speaker 2: I put your hand over the thing. Yes, yes, take
Speaker 2: some skitt great idea more fruit flavoring.
Speaker 1: Is there a skittle cereal?
Speaker 2: No, we've talked about this. There should be candy themed cereals.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Take care of Jetman? All right? That was Jetman?
Speaker 1: Right? Wow, I am shocked that people like that cereal.
Speaker 2: It's good. Shocked, disgusting, It's okay anyway, So we're gonna
Speaker 2: move on. How long is this is a discombobulated episode. Andrew,
Speaker 2: We're what the hell thirty five men? Got it? Got it?
Speaker 2: Got it? Okay?
Speaker 1: So anyway, Also, I love that, like people like listening
Speaker 1: to serial killers, we're giving them a nice, fun, sporadic,
Speaker 1: spontaneous episode. And you're like, law and Order.
Speaker 2: Needs to be brought back. Please just get this back
Speaker 2: on track.
Speaker 1: Also, I don't know which cup is mine, which one's
Speaker 1: a spoon, So I'm just throwing all these out.
Speaker 2: Let's just throw them out. That's fine, I'll get new stuff.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Continue.
Speaker 2: Okay, So anyway, Andrew, Okay, cool out. And nobody was
Speaker 2: even on microphone. Nobody could hear any of this episode.
Speaker 2: What a nightmare?
Speaker 1: What a night man.
Speaker 2: So, got a box? Your spoonful on the floor, just
Speaker 2: use that one you almost stepped on. So got a
Speaker 2: box from side?
Speaker 1: Just such a mean person.
Speaker 2: To me, and it says I know how much you
Speaker 2: both love Keto and Joy from Angie.
Speaker 1: Thanks Angie.
Speaker 2: I think that's a vomit face next to enjoy. She
Speaker 2: tried to use an emoji, but it didn't. It didn't
Speaker 2: really translate well on the Amazon gift form.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's so nice that our listeners sent this
Speaker 1: to us.
Speaker 2: I love it so, thank you so much, Angie. This
Speaker 2: is from Snackhouse and it's just called Keto Cereal. Fruity puffs.
Speaker 2: Great Snackhouse fruity Cereal. No fruity puffs, Keto Cereal. All right,
Speaker 2: So it's gonna be disgusting because it's keto and it says,
Speaker 2: go ahead, have two bowls.
Speaker 1: I won't probably, So what's the gimmick on this one?
Speaker 2: It's keto and it tastes me.
Speaker 1: No, fruity pups are what fruit Loop's supposed to.
Speaker 2: Be like tricks? I guess they smell like livestock feed.
Speaker 2: Oh no, there's nothing fruity about this. And the colors
Speaker 2: are so light and they're like, it's like mint green.
Speaker 2: And we've made cereal into an art form. You don't
Speaker 2: have to choose between cereal that's delicious and cereal that's
Speaker 2: good for you. With our kto Cereal, you can skip
Speaker 2: the carbs and sugar while adding high quality protein to
Speaker 2: your What kind of art is this? You're holding a
Speaker 2: guilt free cereal that will satisfy your app But no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: don't eat. I'm just feeling ill. Satisfied. Its soft, right, ew,
Speaker 2: they're soft?
Speaker 1: What the hell is this?
Speaker 2: Three ways to enjoy your Keto cereal, pour milk over
Speaker 2: and eat, put it on yogurt, or put it on
Speaker 2: ice cream. Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose if you
Speaker 2: put it on ice cream? Well, that's why I saved
Speaker 2: it for last. So they have fruity puffs. They have
Speaker 2: cinnamon swirl, chocolate puffs, wildberry birthday cake, and peanut butter cup.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be so brow.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of this brand before.
Speaker 1: I amn't either.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a lot of fat inet twenty percent of
Speaker 2: your daily Well that's trade thing when.
Speaker 1: It comes to Keto, because you can't have already old Please.
Speaker 2: See the fruity is No, the fruity smell does come
Speaker 2: out a little bit when you when way up milk
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but soury he.
Speaker 2: No, No, there's an interesting consist eh it kind of
Speaker 2: it kind of it kind of like just falls apart
Speaker 2: in your mouth. No, it's gross. I wish you didn't
Speaker 2: throw those other cups away because I need the milk tough.
Speaker 1: All right, this is terrible. It is that is so disgusting.
Speaker 1: First of all, you remember how we said it was
Speaker 1: a soft cereal. Well, yeah, when you eat it, it
Speaker 1: doesn't break up. Instead, it kind of melts in your
Speaker 1: mouth and then you're left with this weird I don't
Speaker 1: even know what's on this stuff. It's disgusting. Ugh, it
Speaker 1: has no taste.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it has taste. It's a very bad taste.
Speaker 1: It's like a cidic. It's disgusting. This is How is
Speaker 1: this ever made? Is my question? Who are you snack house?
Speaker 1: And why? This is terrible?
Speaker 2: No balls, no spoons from either one of us. Vomits,
Speaker 2: vomit faces across the board. I had a double vomit
Speaker 2: this episode. This is terrible. Thank you for listening to
Speaker 2: this wonderful episode of serial Killers that was all over
Speaker 2: the road.
Speaker 1: You don't have to choose between cereal that's delicious and
Speaker 1: cereal that's good for you.
Speaker 2: I do remember I read that before.
Speaker 1: I do need to choose a cereal that's delicious because
Speaker 1: this is never gonna be it.
Speaker 2: I see Sam out there. I thought she would like this.
Speaker 1: No, nobody would.
Speaker 2: No, she's a If anybody likes la.
Speaker 1: If you seriously like this, I'm sure someone on YouTube
Speaker 1: is watching or whoever. If you like this. Please leave
Speaker 1: us a comment. I will put you on this show
Speaker 1: and I will ask you some questions because.
Speaker 2: Though here's the thing, Andrew, somebody must like it now
Speaker 2: lause they make it.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, this got through a lot of layers
Speaker 1: of approval, and I don't think I think they just
Speaker 1: went along with it.
Speaker 2: I don't think anybody ever tried it. So you think
Speaker 2: that snackhouse scammed their investors? Oh yeah, oh yeah. They
Speaker 2: gave them tricks and they're like, this is the cereal
Speaker 2: It's so good, right yeah? And then they put this
Speaker 2: crap in the bad.
Speaker 1: And then somebody like they were like, oh, why is
Speaker 1: no one buying a product? Maybe I should buy it
Speaker 1: for quality testing? Holy crap, that's a live stock feed stuck.
Speaker 2: Well, wait a minute. Is there is there anything that
Speaker 2: says you'll guarantee to love it or your money back?
Speaker 1: No, And if there was, I'd ask for more than
Speaker 1: just my money.
Speaker 2: See, and this guy says, look packed full of flavors.
Speaker 2: See for yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that it might have it, but
Speaker 1: the taste is different.
Speaker 2: Monroe, Michigan. You want to take a road trip just
Speaker 2: to personally return this bag. I have a headache now,
Speaker 2: it's disgusting. Contains milk.
Speaker 1: Contains milk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the very first ingredient is milk protein isolate.
Speaker 1: Do you taste like when you inhale? Like, do it
Speaker 1: with me? Ready? Like, do you taste that? It's like chalky.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. If any cereals should cause cancer,
Speaker 2: it's this one. M hm. So anyway, would you that
Speaker 2: was a burn? If I've ever heard one? Well, I
Speaker 2: don't mean that obviously. I don't need any lawsuits. So
Speaker 2: thank you for listening to serial Killers. We're gonna have
Speaker 2: to stop this fruit. Yeah. I hate that. We're gonna
Speaker 2: have to stop this and move on to the next
Speaker 2: one because I need a new taste in my mouth.
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