Speaker 1: Is there still any any mob fingers in the business
Speaker 1: at all?
Speaker 2: You know, if there is some guys that are attached,
Speaker 2: they're not really doing mob things. I just have family
Speaker 2: that now it's just legit because of corporations. But I
Speaker 2: mean my my two biggest bosses were Paul Sam Pognero
Speaker 2: and Richie A.
Speaker 1: Mafatano. Okay, so they both sound like he's done things. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: Pasha Tosh Show. If it's Tuesday at six am, you
Speaker 1: know what time it is, It's Toss Show. Sorry, I've
Speaker 1: been watching a lot of Pat McAfee lately. How you doing, Eddie?
Speaker 2: I'm doing good. How are you doing good?
Speaker 1: I missed this past weekend. You didn't show up to
Speaker 1: my daughter's first birthday. Oh man, Sorry, that's all right.
Speaker 1: Just send a check. A big week Super Bowls coming up.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I think, I honestly feel this will be
Speaker 1: the year that the Buffalo Bills finished the job.
Speaker 2: The Bills were eliminated.
Speaker 1: You serious? Oh yeah, you're telling me that the Buffalo
Speaker 1: Bills are no longer in the playoffs.
Speaker 2: Not in the playoffs.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because they get to pick what day they
Speaker 1: play on. You know, when is the weather going to
Speaker 1: be best for us, and Josh Allen is just the
Speaker 1: future of everything. Hmm. Maybe we can at least reuse
Speaker 1: that graphic now that they lost that you misspelled Eddie
Speaker 1: the two and a half years that this current Buffalo
Speaker 1: Bills team had potential, and then you misspelled potential. Here's
Speaker 1: the problem with our show when we put graphics up
Speaker 1: is that I'm the worst speller in the world, and
Speaker 1: the second worst speller in the world is Eddie. So
Speaker 1: now you've got you've got two people that can't spell
Speaker 1: and things slip through the crack when there's only a
Speaker 1: three person team anyway. All right, So the so the
Speaker 1: Buffalo Bill's lost, Well that's that's that's too bad. But
Speaker 1: I am I am looking forward to the super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Normally this time of the year, I'm in Vegas. For
Speaker 1: over fifteen years, I've had a residency at the Mirage,
Speaker 1: and I always perform the week before the weekend before
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl so that i can place all my bets.
Speaker 1: So now I'm not at the Mirage anymore because the Mirage,
Speaker 1: as some of you may know, was bought by the
Speaker 1: Seminal Casino and it's going to be a hard rock,
Speaker 1: and they're going to tear down the volcano. From the
Speaker 1: ashes of the volcano, a guitar will rise a new
Speaker 1: beacon on the strip. Now, I may go back when
Speaker 1: they finished that switchover, because I have a great relationship
Speaker 1: with the Seminoles. But now I'm jumping ship for the
Speaker 1: time being. I'm performing at a new casino for the
Speaker 1: first time in fifteen years, and I'm gonna make that announcement,
Speaker 1: but not today. That's what you call a tease, all right.
Speaker 1: Super Bowl fifty eight is this weekend against the San
Speaker 1: Francisco forty nine Ers versus the Kansas City Chiefs. The
Speaker 1: forty nine Ers are favored by two points. I will
Speaker 1: be betting on the Kansas City Chiefs. Why you ask, Getty,
Speaker 1: Because Taylor Swift doesn't lose. She just doesn't lose. You know,
Speaker 1: last time I brought her up on the show, I
Speaker 1: said something to the effect of that I love everything
Speaker 1: about her, and you know, I teased one of her
Speaker 1: lyrics that I took too literally or something that. But
Speaker 1: people are like, oh, you like everything about Taylor Swift,
Speaker 1: And the answer is I do. I'm a fan, you know,
Speaker 1: is her music meant for me? A forty eight year old. No,
Speaker 1: but I mean I can still listen to some of it.
Speaker 1: I get why it's hits. That one song with Bonavert,
Speaker 1: I like that one where he's just like, ooh, I
Speaker 1: don't know what he does. He is, you know, howls
Speaker 1: in a weird voice. I like a lot of her songs.
Speaker 1: That's it's fine, it is what it is. It's son again,
Speaker 1: it's not meant for me. I can appreciate it still.
Speaker 1: But here's where she won me over. This is why
Speaker 1: I am a SWIFTYE for life. Because when that radio
Speaker 1: DJ grabbed her ass, groped her, and then she says, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sue you, and he's like, I didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: He's like I'm She's like, I'm gonna sue you for
Speaker 1: a buck one dollar. She goes to court, flies back
Speaker 1: and forth to Denver, over and over, destroying the environment
Speaker 1: with her beautiful jet, and wins a dollar. I love
Speaker 1: it because radio DJs are creeps, and I guarantee he
Speaker 1: did exactly what she said he did. I think that's baller.
Speaker 1: And then when she wanted to own all her music
Speaker 1: and the record labels like eh, we'd rather fuck you
Speaker 1: over and she's like, well, I'll just re record everything
Speaker 1: and I'll tell my fans just listen to my version,
Speaker 1: and they're like okay, and they do it. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: So yeah, good, good for her. I got no problem
Speaker 1: with her. Oh quit pinning the camera over to hurt
Speaker 1: her in the game. Why she's the biggest star in
Speaker 1: the game. Who's doing the halftime Usher? Oh she could
Speaker 1: just walk out there mid performance, tap him on the
Speaker 1: shoulder and say I'll do it from here, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden it's like, oh, well, that was
Speaker 1: a great show. I mean, Usher's big thing was that
Speaker 1: he could dance like Michael Jackson. But now whenever I
Speaker 1: think of Michael Jackson, I just think of the people,
Speaker 1: you know, on on the corner of the bed having
Speaker 1: to stare at the whatever. That horrible scene from the
Speaker 1: documentary was trying to get through all the padlocks in
Speaker 1: the secret attic bedroom. Okay, sorry, that was too long
Speaker 1: of a tangent. But that's why I like the chiefs.
Speaker 1: All of this gambling talk has got me really excited.
Speaker 1: Do you know what today is?
Speaker 2: What's today?
Speaker 1: Pit Boss Day? Oh? Yes, Pit Boss Day. Now, I'll
Speaker 1: probably talk about this in the interview. But when I
Speaker 1: worked at the Mirage for the past fifteen years, I
Speaker 1: would gamble after dinner. I have a show on Friday
Speaker 1: at ten o'clock. Show goes till midnight. I have dinner,
Speaker 1: scarf that down. Usually get a surf and surf that's
Speaker 1: a crab, legs and lobster, and then we go gamble.
Speaker 1: And he was always the pit boss that we enjoyed
Speaker 1: seeing the most, probably because he would turn a blind
Speaker 1: eye and let us steal chips. No, he didn't let
Speaker 1: us do that, but it was It was always fun
Speaker 1: to see him. Hope you guys enjoy Pasha. If you've
Speaker 1: ever seen me perform in Vegas, know that a couple
Speaker 1: hours later this guy watched me gamble your hard earned
Speaker 1: money away. My favorite pit boss from the beautiful Mirage
Speaker 1: Resort in Casino in Las Vegas. Josh, how you doing good?
Speaker 1: Life is good?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I cannot complain.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't never understand people can't complain. I could
Speaker 1: complain constantly all day long.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to hear it. Oh you don't
Speaker 2: hear it, not from me, just people like everyone's got
Speaker 2: their things.
Speaker 1: Do you hate people? No, you don't get sick of
Speaker 1: people in your line work.
Speaker 2: I actually don't. I think it's you know, it's a
Speaker 2: different job, and I don't know if I just had
Speaker 2: been doing it so long that I'm immune to it.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't bother me at all. Like some people
Speaker 2: get frustrated with the noise or people yelling, and I
Speaker 2: don't know, it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1: Does the sound of slot machines make Do you think
Speaker 1: it's done some permanent brain damage?
Speaker 2: No? But I hate cigarette smoke, so that's the only
Speaker 2: part that sucks.
Speaker 1: But I mean it's been nice. It's obviously getting less
Speaker 1: and less cigarette smoke. Like all you have to do
Speaker 1: is go into a casino or hotel in Reno and
Speaker 1: be like, oh, this is what it used.
Speaker 2: To be, like the beautiful yellowish tint on the inside
Speaker 2: of the walls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's rough. First question that I ask all my guests,
Speaker 1: do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: See, let me tell you something right now. This is
Speaker 1: why I know that you're like a normal human. That's
Speaker 1: the only answer everybody. Anytime I talk to people and
Speaker 1: they say that they believe in goes, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to have a conversation with an absolute
Speaker 1: fucking lunatic. All right, Josh, where are you from? Originally?
Speaker 2: Well, I was born in Virginia, but then I lived
Speaker 2: in Washington State for a few years, and then I
Speaker 2: moved to Vegas in nineteen eighty seven as a kid.
Speaker 1: But you basically grew up in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty much all I know.
Speaker 1: Do you like Vegas?
Speaker 2: You know I do. I mean I would love to
Speaker 2: live like in a small town somewhere, but then you
Speaker 2: always want to go back to like the city.
Speaker 1: So we got to get like a vacation home and
Speaker 1: maybe a small town.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I still work for a living, I hear you.
Speaker 1: But you can get you can get away, you know,
Speaker 1: like a little side and then you rent it out
Speaker 1: or something like that. I know how people live. We're
Speaker 1: the same age. I wish we are, right, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: within a few months, I think, Oh real, when's your birthday?
Speaker 1: June twenty fifth, seventy five. We're less than a month apart. Oh,
Speaker 1: less than a month okay, I'm May twenty ninth. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: look at that. We both just ended up in casinos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: was your father? Did he work at the casinos or no?
Speaker 2: He did as a gambler and alcoholic. So yeah, he
Speaker 2: was a Yeah he put in his hours for free.
Speaker 1: There did that that have an impact on you?
Speaker 2: I think only in a good way, Like I just saw, like,
Speaker 2: don't do that. You don't gamble at all, very rare.
Speaker 2: Well if you if what are you interested in? If
Speaker 2: you were, I would rather make a twenty dollars sports
Speaker 2: bet and stay home and watch the game fair enough,
Speaker 2: because when I go back to the casino, if I'm
Speaker 2: at the table, I would love to hit someone with
Speaker 2: a chair sometimes because then I'm not at work, and
Speaker 2: when they do the annoying stuff, then like this guy's
Speaker 2: got to go.
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy that your job really only exist because
Speaker 1: people are inherently bad or like looking to do something bad?
Speaker 1: Like isn't that what your job really is? To like
Speaker 1: make sure when something bad is going to happen, you
Speaker 1: are there. Yeah, to make sure that it doesn't happen.
Speaker 2: That's what I always say, Like people like sometimes at
Speaker 2: work it frustrated people make a noise. I'm like, you
Speaker 2: ask them to come here, make bad decisions, spend money,
Speaker 2: go to strip clubs, stay up all night, But then
Speaker 2: you want them to be calm and quiet.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I do. I want to be calm and quiet,
Speaker 1: act like goddamn normal people. I once saw a guy
Speaker 1: like saying horrible things, but he was losing tons of
Speaker 1: money and he was tipping regardless winn or lose huge
Speaker 1: amounts of money and they were just letting it go.
Speaker 1: They're just letting it go.
Speaker 2: The biggest example I ever have of that is a
Speaker 2: Rick Rizzolo. You're throwing the crazy horse, okay, and complete
Speaker 2: mob guy, complete mob guy. Yeah, Like, there was times
Speaker 2: where he would lose a couple hundred thousand, and his
Speaker 2: mob guys on the side, he would just tell him
Speaker 2: go to the car and get the money, and they
Speaker 2: would literally come back with a black trash bag full
Speaker 2: of cash and dump it on the back round table
Speaker 2: and three dealers would count it for thirty plus minutes,
Speaker 2: like two hundred thousand dollars cash and loose bills. So, yes,
Speaker 2: those people did exist more, but they're still around. Did
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 1: You have to be a dealer before you can become
Speaker 1: like a floor supervisor or any of.
Speaker 2: That, pretty much unless you got some old mafia ties
Speaker 2: where they might try to slip you through the cracks.
Speaker 1: So everyone that's support was once a dealer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless, like I said, there's been a couple of
Speaker 2: times where people show up and they don't really have
Speaker 2: the greatest background story. They can tell they just were
Speaker 2: juiced in as a floorman and they're like learning on
Speaker 2: the go.
Speaker 1: Okay, So is there still any any mob fingers in
Speaker 1: the business at all?
Speaker 2: You know, if there is some guys that are attached,
Speaker 2: they're not really doing mob things. I just have family
Speaker 2: that now it's just legit because of corporations. But I mean,
Speaker 2: my two biggest bosses were Paul Sam Pugnero and Richie A. Mafatano.
Speaker 1: Okay, so they both sound like they've done yeah, so
Speaker 1: but you know they're retired now a couple of few
Speaker 1: years ago.
Speaker 2: But definitely there's still people floating around it.
Speaker 1: Do you want people to try to like steal or cheat?
Speaker 1: Does that make it interesting?
Speaker 2: I could care less if they rob that place blind.
Speaker 1: Right, But have you ever seen someone almost is there
Speaker 1: any way to pull it off?
Speaker 2: Or no? I mean yeah, if you have like a
Speaker 2: dealer in on it and they're like, you know, pain,
Speaker 2: like you could be putting. They could be painted like
Speaker 2: a green chip underneath like some red chips and small stuff.
Speaker 2: I've seen dealers arrested on the game.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2: So they do watch and sometimes they cheat, and they
Speaker 2: let them cheat for a while so that they can
Speaker 2: learn every little thing about it and how they're doing
Speaker 2: it and how they're getting away with it. Huh, so
Speaker 2: they can use it for the future.
Speaker 1: You ever bust any mit autistic kids?
Speaker 2: We see them and we know they're counting. So but
Speaker 2: most of time we just call surveillance and they do
Speaker 2: their thing counting cards.
Speaker 1: Do you guys really give a shit? Don't you want
Speaker 1: people to try?
Speaker 2: Counting cards? Only increases your odds? Right? So again, the
Speaker 2: casinos there, I guess they're worried that they're not going
Speaker 2: to make a billion dollars this quarter.
Speaker 1: So I hate anybody that says that they're Oh, I
Speaker 1: brought two hundred and I don't care if I win
Speaker 1: or lose. I think, what do you mean you don't care?
Speaker 1: Give me that two hundred dollars there get lost? You
Speaker 1: ever choke somebody out on the floor.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's been a while, but I have I have
Speaker 2: swung some hands a few times ballpark.
Speaker 1: How many cameras are in the casino.
Speaker 2: It's it's gotta be thousands.
Speaker 1: Do you ever go into that room?
Speaker 2: Yeah, neat. It's just a bunch of monitors and big desks.
Speaker 1: Is there job fun?
Speaker 2: I don't think. So. They sit in a room and
Speaker 2: they just randomly watch TVs unless we call for them
Speaker 2: to watch something specific.
Speaker 1: What type of what type of Is it a certain
Speaker 1: type of person that takes that job in general?
Speaker 2: You it's like security people. They just it's like a
Speaker 2: lateral move. They go from like security over tokay, surveillance.
Speaker 1: Who's who? What's the weirdest group that works at casinos
Speaker 1: that you're like, Ah, they're famously bizarro.
Speaker 2: Or probably hard Count hard Count. Yeah, they're the ones
Speaker 2: that come through and like change the boxes in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, I always hate And it's like, slow me down.
Speaker 1: What's the best event in Vegas to bring in a
Speaker 1: good crowd.
Speaker 2: It's either got to be Super Bowl or March Madness.
Speaker 1: I always work all of the main sporting events.
Speaker 2: That's always. I've noticed that.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that I found one thousand dollars chip
Speaker 1: on the floor. I found I picked it up. You
Speaker 1: know what I did, didn't even hesitate picked a thousand joke?
Speaker 1: Go oh, like this, here's a dealer. Somebody dropped a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars chip. Didn't even hesitate. I feel like they
Speaker 1: should have just like shut down the casino and had
Speaker 1: a parade in my honor of just how they didn't
Speaker 1: give a fuck. They're like, oh, yeah, that was some
Speaker 1: rich guy last night that pissed away you know, six figures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have some people to throw chips or ripped cards.
Speaker 2: Uh huh do all kinds of crazy stuff.
Speaker 1: Am I the only person you know that's ever doubled
Speaker 1: down on blackjack?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, we have plenty of drunk people. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I don't even do when I'm drunk. I think, I know,
Speaker 1: I think it's a solid strategy.
Speaker 2: You're doing it for kicks, and they think it's a
Speaker 2: good investment.
Speaker 1: I also like to double down on hard twelves, thirteens,
Speaker 1: and fourteens, just because it makes it makes me so
Speaker 1: angry when I lose. By the way, are we supposed
Speaker 1: to tip the Are we supposed to tip you the
Speaker 1: pit bosses of the floor managers? What's the move on that?
Speaker 2: No, we're not allowed.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to No, okay, thank god. If you
Speaker 1: were going to say that we're supposed to. I was
Speaker 1: gonna be like Pete, it's been a long time. We
Speaker 1: haven't done shit. Ah. How much should you tip a dealer?
Speaker 2: You know, it depends on the dealer, I guess. But
Speaker 2: you know, it's easier to tip when you're winning, if
Speaker 2: you're just putting them up in action. I think they
Speaker 2: appreciate that, you know, on a you know, semi regular basis,
Speaker 2: for you know, proportion to what you're playing.
Speaker 1: Is that better than than just at the end tipping them?
Speaker 2: I think so, because I think halfway through some of
Speaker 2: these sissies get their feelings hurt. They start thinking they're
Speaker 2: not going to get tipped. Oh so then they kind
Speaker 2: of I got you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't want to ever be considered like a great tipper,
Speaker 1: but I want I just don't want anybody to ever
Speaker 1: think he was a horrible tipper. Right, that's bad. I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta tip more. We we tip all the
Speaker 1: people backstay the watch them, all those security guys and
Speaker 1: then the butler.
Speaker 2: You guys tip while you play.
Speaker 1: Sure sometimes, but it's not like real dollars because we're
Speaker 1: betting such shitty amounts. Who was up my butler, Eric
Speaker 1: did you, did, you know? Eric? No. I like this
Speaker 1: guy because he would come into my room immediately and
Speaker 1: be like, listen, are you looking at Eastern Tennessee Tech
Speaker 1: College this weekend and softball? And I'm like what, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking He's like, he's like they're favored by
Speaker 1: two and a half runs. I'm just saying. And he'd
Speaker 1: walk out of the room and I was like, supposed
Speaker 1: to do something with that. He would always have the
Speaker 1: most absurd tips and think ah, and I never acted
Speaker 1: on anything he ever said. Do you guys still have
Speaker 1: the authority to compt breakfast?
Speaker 2: I have some coupons that I can hand out with
Speaker 2: a signature.
Speaker 1: I one time when I was in Vegas really young,
Speaker 1: and I was probably playing blackjack or something at a
Speaker 1: decent amount of money. Uh, and this guy was like
Speaker 1: really vested in me. He was like, oh, he was
Speaker 1: like really getting excited for every time I won. And
Speaker 1: then I noticed it was like his hand was on
Speaker 1: me a lot. I was like, oh, he thinks I'm
Speaker 1: a hooker. Like he thought I was a hooker. He
Speaker 1: thought was like some young boy that was just in
Speaker 1: a casine. I was like oh, And I was kind
Speaker 1: of flattered in a weird way. But anyway, well, let
Speaker 1: me tell people why we actually have a relationship, because
Speaker 1: my whole goal I always loved gambling. I love gambling
Speaker 1: for probably a similar reason that you don't gamble. My
Speaker 1: father was a pastor and we didn't. We weren't allowed
Speaker 1: to do anything ever. Like it was like, you can't
Speaker 1: listen to me rock music, you can't dance, you can't
Speaker 1: a gambling that's a you're trying to win money for
Speaker 1: no reason. That's that's against whatever the Bible says. I
Speaker 1: don't know anyway, so I immediately loved gambling, but I
Speaker 1: learned quickly. I thought, the only way I'm ever gonna
Speaker 1: win it gambling, because I'm not smart enough to actually
Speaker 1: be a good gambler, is I've got to become a performer,
Speaker 1: because that's the only way i can walk out positive.
Speaker 1: But anyway, get into this. So many performers, they get
Speaker 1: huge credits, They blow the ton of money at casinos.
Speaker 1: I talked to the Mirage when I first started there,
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, I want to gamble, but I
Speaker 1: don't like to gamble a lot of money, and that
Speaker 1: you guys were nice enough to let me every night
Speaker 1: after my show, have a blackjack table in the high
Speaker 1: limit room with me and my friends and let me
Speaker 1: play for any denomination like five dollars a hand, which
Speaker 1: I always thought was kind of the coolest perk that
Speaker 1: I could get in a casino. Was allowed to gamble
Speaker 1: for no money because anytime my friends come or work,
Speaker 1: when they're blown away that I'm allowed to gamble for
Speaker 1: five bucks a hand. My favorite thing to do with
Speaker 1: my friends, which you guys allow me to do, which
Speaker 1: is really absurd that you, is when they go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, I like to take all their chips and
Speaker 1: put it in play and then I just tell the
Speaker 1: dealer to wait until they walk out of the bathroom
Speaker 1: and then deal. And it's just so funny how it
Speaker 1: enrages them. But then immediately if their hand is remote good,
Speaker 1: they're like, well.
Speaker 2: This is exciting.
Speaker 1: Now you've watched me for a long time. How what's
Speaker 1: the most you think you've ever seen me lose in
Speaker 1: a night.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say four thousand. You've seen me lose four thousand,
Speaker 2: two thousand and four thousand. But okay, somewhere in there
Speaker 2: not nothing crazy that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to I didn't even want to
Speaker 1: hear that. I used to have a safety deposit box
Speaker 1: there and I put five hundred bucks in it when
Speaker 1: I started, and I never touched it for like like
Speaker 1: a decade, and it was like, I think at one
Speaker 1: point it got to twenty thousand dollars really yeah, but
Speaker 1: then it went away completely. What's the most you've ever
Speaker 1: seen someone win?
Speaker 2: Millions? Millions? Yeah, we have one hundred thousand dollars chips
Speaker 2: that we bring out the most of our property. They
Speaker 2: played three hundred thousand dollars per hand. It's so scary,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: I mean, when do you feel it just watching it?
Speaker 2: I don't anymore, I really don't. I just am so
Speaker 2: numb to it. Are you angry that they're doing it
Speaker 2: care less? Like it's just amazing careless?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think I would make me. I mean, I
Speaker 1: just always would hope for them. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I would hope for them to get like, like just
Speaker 1: like a hard fourteen and the dealer to show an
Speaker 1: ace deal with that? Are you allowed to?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Like, when the dealer tries to take your cards, just
Speaker 1: put your hand on top of her hands softly.
Speaker 2: Only if you're making an icon top.
Speaker 1: Okay, hey tell the story about the homeless guy.
Speaker 2: Oh, they had a homeless guy. Details could be a
Speaker 2: little bit off because it's been over twenty years, but
Speaker 2: I still came in with a Social Security check and
Speaker 2: I want to say it was somewhere between seven hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty thousand dollars, and over days and days, this
Speaker 2: guy ran it up close to a million dollars just
Speaker 2: playing as stupid as you possibly can.
Speaker 1: Seven hundred and fifty two one thousand dollars and he
Speaker 1: brought it to one million dollars playing insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just playing completely acidine, really stupid. And again, he
Speaker 2: was a homeless guy, so he's constantly taking his shoes
Speaker 2: off and trying to put his feet up. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's wandering on doing stuff he's not supposed to.
Speaker 1: And then he moved into the casino.
Speaker 2: He's literally, well, they're comping him, right, so they want
Speaker 2: you to put the money back in action, Uh huh.
Speaker 2: So they're comping them. You stand there and it's dragging
Speaker 2: on for you know, weeks. But as he started to
Speaker 2: lose the money back, Steve Wing just got tired of
Speaker 2: it and just wanted him to leave with something in
Speaker 2: his pocket. So I believe with fifty thousand dollars left,
Speaker 2: he kicked him out of the casino.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. I didn't think there was gonna be
Speaker 1: a Steve Win nice story. But that's a that's at least,
Speaker 1: I mean, fifty thousand. I wish he would have kicked
Speaker 1: him out when he was at a half a million.
Speaker 1: But yeah, fine, fifty thousand. I'm sure. I'm sure he
Speaker 1: turned his life around. Yeah, what do you have to
Speaker 1: do to get free stuff? What's what's the actual what's
Speaker 1: the minimum you have to do to get a free
Speaker 1: night stay in Las Vegas?
Speaker 2: I've heard like it's like one hundred dollars a hand
Speaker 2: for like four hours.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's awful. Yeah, it's horrible. Wait too much money?
Speaker 1: Are there actual coolers? Do you guys actually hire coolers?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Do you agree that magic is stupid?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, it's the right answer. It's the right answer.
Speaker 1: What who that magician kid? Shin shin limb shin Lim.
Speaker 1: He's not allowed on the floor? Is that real? Or
Speaker 1: is it like you guys are.
Speaker 2: Just I've never seen any type of memo or anything.
Speaker 1: Okay like that, but he's amazing at Magic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: What's the best show to see in Vegas? I'm joking,
Speaker 1: I know it's mine.
Speaker 2: What's the best? You love my comedy? So I like
Speaker 2: to go to all the comedy shows. But the Cirk
Speaker 2: shows they're cool.
Speaker 1: That guy's crazy that invented those. Yeah, that French Canadian guy.
Speaker 1: He used to come in and play. Yeah he plays
Speaker 1: big mount but big amounts. Yeah, he's a real degenerate.
Speaker 2: I mean I haven't seen him for quite a while.
Speaker 1: It's been a while, but I think he said it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. He's still printing money. What about athletes. You
Speaker 1: see a lot of athletes. Oh, yeah, who are the
Speaker 1: dumbest athletes?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean Rodney used to get in a lot
Speaker 2: of trouble and try to rab the crotch of the
Speaker 2: dealers and stuff and goofer out.
Speaker 1: That's got to upset a few of those guys. The
Speaker 1: most boring disapponion was Michael Jordan. Oh really, not a
Speaker 1: lot of enthusiasm.
Speaker 2: No, it's almost like we're non existent in the room.
Speaker 1: You ever seen Phil Mickelson? No, oh, bitch, hits sorry,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't he shouldn't call Phil mickleson bitched it Barkley.
Speaker 1: You've seen Barkley game. Yeah, he seems like a great guy.
Speaker 2: Really cool, down to earth. Always just looks like two
Speaker 2: guys just hanging out bullshit.
Speaker 1: But he does he lose? I assume he loses.
Speaker 2: He doesn't. He hasn't played a lot at the Mirage,
Speaker 2: but he comes in there and hangs out with a
Speaker 2: couple guys and plays a few dollars. All right.
Speaker 1: You know what the one that used to always depressed
Speaker 1: me or I thought was Dressdent was Ben Affleck. There's
Speaker 1: like a photo of him I've seen, like gambling or
Speaker 1: it's just like he looks just sad and then he's
Speaker 1: trying to beat the game.
Speaker 2: Which is really hupid. Married to Jennifer Lopez, is that good?
Speaker 2: I'd be stressed out and sad too.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, that's that would be exciting.
Speaker 2: This is like she seems like a headache.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't argue that. She's definitely probably a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyway, he always he thinks he's a card count
Speaker 1: or he is a card counter, and he takes pride
Speaker 1: to that, which is always just weird to me. They
Speaker 1: just want to sit there like you've already you've already
Speaker 1: hit the jackpot in life, Ben, you're really excited about
Speaker 1: taking this casino for a couple grand who's a big
Speaker 1: gambler that I should.
Speaker 2: I mean most of our biggest gamblers there people you
Speaker 2: would never recognize the names there. No.
Speaker 1: I like watching him walk down the villa hallway, like
Speaker 1: I can tell like it's like, oh, look at this old,
Speaker 1: old Asian man, and look at these two girls that
Speaker 1: are clearly in the business. And then there's like like
Speaker 1: four security guys with a briefcase, Like.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is exciting.
Speaker 1: I don't like to walk behind them too closely because
Speaker 1: sometimes the perfume is strong makes me sneeze. I used
Speaker 1: to think that when I was when I first went
Speaker 1: to the strip and the Venetian opened, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I stayed in one of their rooms and they had
Speaker 1: like a sunken living room. I was like, this is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I thought that was the coolest thing in the world. Eh.
Speaker 1: Times have changed. Yeah, I shouldn't say what villa I
Speaker 1: stay in, but I will because I stayed in Villa too.
Speaker 1: I've stayed in the same room for over a decade.
Speaker 1: Do you know why I stay in that room I do.
Speaker 1: Now you heard the story, Yeah, okay, it's true. So
Speaker 1: one time I was in a lunai, which is a
Speaker 1: tear lesson. Let me tell you something about the Mirage Hotel,
Speaker 1: beautiful hotel whatever. There's like your normal hotel, but then
Speaker 1: there's this other area where it's like the big wigs,
Speaker 1: the whales or whoever. But anyway, so one time I'm
Speaker 1: in the lnai with a girl and we wake up
Speaker 1: in the morning. I look out my window and there's
Speaker 1: a man naked on my patio furniture and I dart
Speaker 1: freaking out. I'm like, what is happening? So I called
Speaker 1: security and I guess I had left the front door
Speaker 1: or dead bolted, and so they couldn't get in. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, but there's a door in the back to
Speaker 1: get in the back way. I'm like, get this naked
Speaker 1: dude out of here. And it was a lot of
Speaker 1: back and bar was screaming. I was freaking out, and
Speaker 1: then they finally got into the room. They went into
Speaker 1: my backyard there and they said, sir, what are you
Speaker 1: doing here? And he's like, I don't know, and they're like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, you're being arrested or whatever, and he's like, well,
Speaker 1: you should I take this bathing suit and they're like
Speaker 1: is it your bathing suit? And he's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, and I don't think it was. But
Speaker 1: he ended up putting it on. So anyway, it turns
Speaker 1: out he got drunk the night before and he climbed
Speaker 1: the wall and he just fell asleep. He tried to
Speaker 1: get into the room, but thankfully didn't. And this is
Speaker 1: me early on in my career as somebody that was successful,
Speaker 1: because it's like I wasn't successful all for a long time,
Speaker 1: and now I was like, oh, this is exciting. So
Speaker 1: I was a little bit more, uh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe an asshole. I was calling my agent. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what are you? What are these guys?
Speaker 2: Naked? Guy?
Speaker 1: But and they're like they're offering me, Like what are
Speaker 1: they going to give me? They already give me a
Speaker 1: free hotel and food. So they said, we are going
Speaker 1: to always put you in this villa in the back.
Speaker 1: It's the it's a very nice one. It's a two bedroom.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful, and it's right it backs up against the tigers,
Speaker 1: so or the whatever. It's just tigers yeah. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they're like, so nobody will ever climb your wall again.
Speaker 1: It was basically why I got that room. You eat
Speaker 1: in the do you eat uh in the uh.
Speaker 2: Like the employee dynamic? Yes? Do you eat down there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's that like? I used to do it at the Riviera.
Speaker 2: It's like a low budget buffet.
Speaker 1: Is it below deck or no?
Speaker 2: No, it's on the casino floor level.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah it can be rough. The Riviera used to
Speaker 1: be horrible.
Speaker 2: Sometimes things are sorted by colors. What I don't know?
Speaker 1: Letting that stand? How come they've never made a chip
Speaker 1: with me on it? I'm just curious.
Speaker 2: Did you ask them to?
Speaker 1: No? No, I've never asked. I just didn't know. I
Speaker 1: mean they did Boys to Men for I still have
Speaker 1: some Boys to Men fives. I just think they should
Speaker 1: do a chip for me, maybe before they officially go
Speaker 1: over to the hard rock. When when's the date? We
Speaker 1: don't know when the date for the hard rock is?
Speaker 2: No, there, they already took over.
Speaker 1: But it's a sign. Is it called hard rock?
Speaker 2: No, they have the rights to use the name Mirage,
Speaker 2: but they bought it in December.
Speaker 1: So do you guys have is there like a sensitivity
Speaker 1: class that you guys have to take, like make sure
Speaker 1: you don't say anything inappropriately about the tribe or anything
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: But I did think it was weird that they bought
Speaker 2: the casino and they rented the land back. Oh, I
Speaker 2: thought that was kind of well.
Speaker 1: I don't don't I'm not even get involved in that, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think we're all just renting the land. Do you
Speaker 1: know that I've never been off at like, I don't
Speaker 1: ever leave the Mirage, Like fourteen years, I had a feeling,
Speaker 1: never never left. What's life like off the strip?
Speaker 2: It's pretty normal. Schools, churches, neighborhoods, stores.
Speaker 1: Talk to me about your church.
Speaker 2: I don't go.
Speaker 1: Your brother is a dealer.
Speaker 2: On day shift, and I switched my days off to
Speaker 2: Thursday Friday, and you always come in Friday nights.
Speaker 1: Right, and you and your wife works there too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And the casino, with all their high tech security, still
Speaker 1: thinks that a husband and wife can't work together without
Speaker 1: oceans and eleven and robbing the whole place. What's the reason.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But once she got promoted, I was
Speaker 2: a bigger Boston what I am now as a pit
Speaker 2: manager and they just said, you have to go to
Speaker 2: another shift, and I go and they go to day shift.
Speaker 2: The graverd I go, Well, you guys didn't think it
Speaker 2: through very much because my brother is a dealer on
Speaker 2: day shift. Now, I for sure it can.
Speaker 1: Steal, right, you probably steal with your brother, Yeah, then
Speaker 1: you would easier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just took the motion back down to
Speaker 2: my old positions.
Speaker 1: So oh really Yeah so they still give you the
Speaker 1: same pay though, No.
Speaker 2: No, so now I'm just a floor person.
Speaker 1: I don't get this at all. Yeah, what a sacrifice
Speaker 1: you made for your wife?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's who seat it works.
Speaker 1: I would hold that over her head. You met your
Speaker 1: wife at the mirage?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to fratnize with employees? Is there a
Speaker 1: rule against it?
Speaker 2: Or now it's frowned upon like a lot of things.
Speaker 1: I met my wife at work. Yeah, you're like not
Speaker 1: supposed to date people work. I don't get that. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: it's the only place I'm at. How am I not
Speaker 1: going to date someone here? It's like anything. It's all
Speaker 1: those reality shows like, oh, like can you believe they
Speaker 1: actually fell in love? It's like, yeah, I can you
Speaker 1: put me in a room with six people? I'm having
Speaker 1: sex with one of them. Yeah, right, open this curtain.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen gambling change someone's life for the better?
Speaker 2: I would have to argue, like all the employees, she's
Speaker 2: definitely changed their life for the better. Creates all those jobs.
Speaker 1: Is it a good line of work?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I especially for what I get paid. I
Speaker 2: didn't go to college, and I mean again, college is
Speaker 2: fucking useless. Well, I'm just saying I didn't want to.
Speaker 1: I have a degree in marketing. You want to?
Speaker 2: You want to?
Speaker 1: All I just wasted fifty thousand dollars in my parents' money,
Speaker 1: no offense, UCF. It's a great honor to have graduated
Speaker 1: from your school. How long we do you think you'll
Speaker 1: do it for the rest of your life? In some level?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I mean it's It's what I've been doing
Speaker 2: my whole life. So, I mean I am in the
Speaker 2: trucking business because I'm talking about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so a side hustle during the pandemic. Pandemic shuts down,
Speaker 1: you say to yourself, you know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy two semi trucks.
Speaker 2: Well not quite Okay. My wife's brother, he's the owner operator,
Speaker 2: and he just said, I know you drive stick shift,
Speaker 2: you fix everything yourself. Can you drive a truck? I go,
Speaker 2: I'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: So he went with bought a truck, was going good.
Speaker 2: Then the casino opened back up. So now he's like, well,
Speaker 2: we could just put a driver in it.
Speaker 1: Did you watch the movie Over the Top for to
Speaker 1: get inspiration?
Speaker 2: But that is my password for everything now I do
Speaker 2: use Lincoln Hawk.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you turn that you turn that hat around
Speaker 1: and makes you Yeah. Like, by the way, did you
Speaker 1: have to take go to school to learn how to
Speaker 1: drive it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I went to school. I got How long was that?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: One week? One on one. I paid extra, so I
Speaker 2: got to get it over with.
Speaker 1: Or congratulations, that's better than college.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you have like like a whole ceremony and everything
Speaker 1: for when you graduate?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, no?
Speaker 1: Is there a full sleeper in the back of it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What size bed does it hold?
Speaker 2: I fit and I'm six five, so six ' five.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What do you weigh two ninety five?
Speaker 1: Do you really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And Trump weighs so trumps eighty five pounds less than you.
Speaker 2: That doesn't seem correct. No, it's not, it's not. It's
Speaker 2: not correct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you bought a truck and now you're renting
Speaker 1: it out to somebody.
Speaker 2: We have a driver, Yeah, so we do a split.
Speaker 2: They drive full time and we do a fifty to
Speaker 2: fifty split and the first truck wins. So well that
Speaker 2: ended up buying a second truck.
Speaker 1: All right, So now you're running a trucking business.
Speaker 2: I'm getting there. Like her brother, they manage like seventeen
Speaker 2: trucks and they own a few. And it seems to
Speaker 2: be you know Carl alone.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know he had sex with like a child. Yeah, yeah, anyway, but.
Speaker 2: You bring that up because he also drives the semi trucks. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Know why I brought it up. But then I didn't
Speaker 1: care about the truck part because I remember that he
Speaker 1: had sex with a child at one point. Is there
Speaker 1: an actual vault?
Speaker 2: There is like in the cage. There's like vault back
Speaker 2: in the cage. I've been back there. What's the code
Speaker 2: that they don't tell me that?
Speaker 1: I don't understand how anybody steals anything from because they're
Speaker 1: so it's just obnoxious. You can't even cash a thousand
Speaker 1: dollars chip without twenty people looking at it first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're going to steal there, you're stealing like
Speaker 2: nickels and dimes because everything else they watch.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, so that's I hear what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're telling me, and go ahead and giving it. Printing
Speaker 1: game five, Start printing fives, guys, let's go. No one's
Speaker 1: checking the fives. You get twenty dollars on h sports betting?
Speaker 1: Do you use an app to do it? Or do
Speaker 1: you place it in person?
Speaker 2: No? An app?
Speaker 1: So I have the bet MGM sports app. Guys, I'm
Speaker 1: not sponsored. Let me just I want to know how
Speaker 1: much money I have in my account currently. You guess.
Speaker 1: If you can guess how much money I have in
Speaker 1: my account, I'll give you one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: No, you have to guess what's what's within five hundred
Speaker 1: dollars of what's in my account. Let's see if you
Speaker 1: can guess. Go ahead, you take your.
Speaker 2: Time for about it. My family, I'm going to say
Speaker 2: seventeen hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, how much did I say? I have to
Speaker 1: give a five hundred bucks? I give them a hundred bucks?
Speaker 2: But can you read it? Yeah? That was eighteen twenty four.
Speaker 1: God damn it. See that's why you're good. You know
Speaker 1: you know exactly how much money of eighteen twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: You got to be ashamed of yourself. Bet MGM, juice
Speaker 1: my account because now I'm down another one hundred buck.
Speaker 1: You wanna go double or nothing on how much money
Speaker 1: and cash I carry?
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not. I'm not a gambling guy. I'll
Speaker 2: take my one hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Fuck I don't have I don't have one hundred on me.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get it. I'll make good before I wind
Speaker 1: up dead in the back of a fucking you can
Speaker 1: sell me semi truck. I've never been to a strip
Speaker 1: club in Vegas. No, no, is that is that surprising?
Speaker 1: I figured you'd wander off. I've never had time in
Speaker 1: your twenties when you're I've never been to strip club
Speaker 1: in Vegas. If my wife ever dies, like and I'm still,
Speaker 1: you know, not in jail fighting shape, right, things are
Speaker 1: gonna get real wild. Were you at the casino when
Speaker 1: Roy was attacked?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm not smiling because I think it's funny. I'm
Speaker 1: just like, what a weird day in history that you
Speaker 1: were a part of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weird. Everyone was coming out. I didn't
Speaker 2: think it was like I thought everyone was like seeing
Speaker 2: things wrong in the show or something.
Speaker 1: But that was probably some bad I have no follow
Speaker 1: up question except for the fact that I know that
Speaker 1: you were there. I mean it was his fault though,
Speaker 1: right In general, I think that's the consensus.
Speaker 2: I mean, anytime you're around wild animals, I feel like
Speaker 2: it's your faults.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you ever wanted to own a big cat?
Speaker 2: No, do you have any pets? I do a couple
Speaker 2: of little dogs. What do you have. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: the exact breed because we adopted them from like the
Speaker 2: animal shelter.
Speaker 1: But you're such a hero.
Speaker 2: When they're playing in the house, I always hope that
Speaker 2: one of them will kill the other one because they're annoying.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, I've found my little dog. I
Speaker 1: have a medium sized dog and then a little dog,
Speaker 1: and the other day I couldn't find her, and I'm
Speaker 1: walking through the yard and then I just glance over here,
Speaker 1: and there's like an overflow area in my pool, which
Speaker 1: I always pull rabbits and rats out of from time
Speaker 1: to time. Don't worry, the filter system cleans all that
Speaker 1: up anyway. And I just see my dog is in there.
Speaker 1: She's stuck in there, swimming back and forth trying to
Speaker 1: get out. Could have been in there for fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: could have been in there for six hours, don't really know,
Speaker 1: should have been dead, but she survived again anyway.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: My point is she always irritated me, and then I
Speaker 1: almost lost her last week, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that had been a shitty way to lose her. So
Speaker 1: you don't want your dogs to eat each other the
Speaker 1: rat pack? Did you care about the rat pack at all?
Speaker 2: I think it was a little bit before my time.
Speaker 1: Of course it was before your time, the age, But
Speaker 1: did you like, do you have any like a soft
Speaker 1: spot for the heyday? The Frank Sinatra world?
Speaker 2: Do you have it?
Speaker 1: Do you look at that as like I like something neat?
Speaker 2: I think the old days were better. I think you
Speaker 2: can get rid of some of the bad employees and
Speaker 2: you know, spend some time digging some dirt in the desert.
Speaker 1: Huh, Yeah, I don't. I don't agree. I think the
Speaker 1: New world.
Speaker 2: You haven't worked in the casino with some of the employees.
Speaker 1: No, I've I've been in casinos. I've wait a lot
Speaker 1: more than your average degenerate. I went to a wedding
Speaker 1: once at Bally's and this is how gross this Vegas
Speaker 1: wedding was. As the bride was walking down the aisle,
Speaker 1: multiple men that were sitting on the aisle gave her
Speaker 1: a good slap on the ass, and I just remember going,
Speaker 1: this is insanity, Like this is crazy. It was so
Speaker 1: I mean, they were we were hackling the whole time.
Speaker 1: This was like and it was because the person that
Speaker 1: was getting married the was he owned a comedy club,
Speaker 1: but the woman that she he was marrying was not
Speaker 1: in the business, and and she had a real family
Speaker 1: and they had to just watch this and I was
Speaker 1: just like, this is horrific. You were you you were
Speaker 1: not at the concert?
Speaker 2: No, no, but I did work that night.
Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah. And the whole city go on lockdown.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, they emptied out the whole casino and it
Speaker 2: was kind of chaotic when they did, and people running through.
Speaker 2: My wife got a stampeded down the hallway. Everyone you know,
Speaker 2: kind of left in a in a hurry like chaotic,
Speaker 2: and she got pushed towards the hallway ended up in
Speaker 2: a room with like fifty other people, like on the
Speaker 2: you know, twentieth.
Speaker 1: Floor, because that's a weird stampede that brought her to
Speaker 1: the twentieth floor. Yeah, there's story is not checking out
Speaker 1: at all. Right now, it's very suspicious. The most bizarre
Speaker 1: stamp feed up the elevator. Somebody pressed twenty. Now that's
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was terrifying, and I'm glad that that
Speaker 1: obviously didn't and I mean as bad as it could be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever were you were you working the night uh Tupac
Speaker 1: was shot?
Speaker 2: Now I was just out of high school. I was
Speaker 2: what ninety eight?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, but you were there in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah you didn't care?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. Boy, it was guy the fuck I
Speaker 2: do left? Do like my biggie more than two you?
Speaker 2: Oh wow?
Speaker 1: Battle lines here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, agree to disagree. Well, listen, Josh, I
Speaker 1: appreciate you stopping by. Thank you, and thank you. I'll
Speaker 1: see you in two Yeah, I'll be there, Casha, Well
Speaker 1: do you enjoy that? Carl, Josh, I appreciate you being
Speaker 1: on the show, and I sent you one hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for losing that bet during the interview. I also sent
Speaker 1: him a stack of scratchers, a whole stack of him,
Speaker 1: and he won seven dollars. Now, why I send him
Speaker 1: a stack of scratches. I'll tell you why. Because my
Speaker 1: in laws. I hate to go on another tangent about
Speaker 1: my in laws, but every Christmas they like to pretend like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: we've got this tradition of putting a scratcher on everybody's
Speaker 1: plate for the Christmas dinner. And I'm like, that's not unique.
Speaker 1: Everyone does that. That's why the Scratchers has all these
Speaker 1: stupid Christmas theme things. And there's nothing more, you know,
Speaker 1: the only thing more embarrassing than buying scratcher is redeeming
Speaker 1: a scratcher, a one that's just so stupid. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: get an, I host this holiday dinner and then everybody
Speaker 1: gets a scratcher, and then what do they do, Carl,
Speaker 1: They scratch. Oh now I get all this shit, you know,
Speaker 1: shavings all over our nice table. And what does everybody do?
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sure somebody will clean that up. Now. If
Speaker 1: that's not enough to infuriate me, listen to this, Carl.
Speaker 1: For two years, two years in a row, everyone has
Speaker 1: forgotten to lift their plate up and grab the scratcher.
Speaker 1: So for two years I just collected the scratches and
Speaker 1: put them back in the drawer. I don't even know
Speaker 1: if those if they are valid anymore, but Josh, I'm
Speaker 1: happy to tell my family they would have won seven dollars.
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Speaker 1: in a few months, getting excited about that. May fourth,
Speaker 1: the Netflix Comedy Festival in Los Angeles at the Dolby
Speaker 1: I'll be performing and next week, ready for this big announcement,
Speaker 1: I will be performing at a new casino for the
Speaker 1: first time in fifteen years in Las Vegas. What's it
Speaker 1: gonna be. I hope it's pet friendly. Yeah, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna go to a new casino. All right, but before
Speaker 1: we go, another one of my son's bedtime stories when
Speaker 1: he's three. People that are just listening to this, know
Speaker 1: that the people that watch it on YouTube, not only
Speaker 1: are you getting the animation of Eddie Goslin, you're also
Speaker 1: getting subtitles so you can figure out what the fuck
Speaker 1: he's talking about. See you next week.
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