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Speaker 1: Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show

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Speaker 1: Hey is Ityone.

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Speaker 2: Talked to David Katz about his penis today.

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Speaker 1: I asked him how his penis was this morning.

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Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know I was supposed to.

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Speaker 2: Well, he has a little sticker on his chest and says,

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Speaker 2: ask me about my penis. Huh So, David Kats. By

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Speaker 2: the way, if you're wondering, here is David has been

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Speaker 2: my partner for years, my business partner for many many years.

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Speaker 2: But an agent agent, you were like agent to the store,

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Speaker 2: agent to the star.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you to do some though, and you go, this

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Speaker 1: is my partner, Not like that, not like that.

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Speaker 2: So David, they had to cram a camera in your wiener.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, exactly, Froggy in there, not just in there,

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Speaker 4: up there?

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Speaker 1: In there?

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Speaker 4: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Up there? Is it like one of those big polaroid

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Speaker 2: cameras that spits the picture out.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't look. But when I walk, Thank you, scary,

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Speaker 4: Eretha Franklin.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a penis, and just I can't even imagine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I supposed to be incredibly painful.

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Speaker 4: I had been dreading, not that I knew this was

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Speaker 4: going to happen. But I had a friend or two

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Speaker 4: had gone through it, and I prayed, please never ever

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Speaker 4: let me have to go through this place.

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Speaker 2: Did you do it because you wanted to? Or was

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Speaker 2: a medical thing? Who who would want to do that?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Okay, talk to any emergency room doctor. The things that

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Speaker 2: people rolled into the emergency room with up their holes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I still don't think it's a desire to do it. Okay,

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Speaker 4: So I had to do it. I've had an urinary thing,

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Speaker 4: yeah okay. And we couldn't figure out what was going on,

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Speaker 4: and I actually jumped to the cat scan first, hoping

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Speaker 4: to avoid what we did. Okay, cat scan was great, clean,

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Speaker 4: It's like, darn it, now I got to go through this.

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Speaker 4: But the fear of what was going to happen was

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Speaker 4: far worse than the actual procedure.

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Speaker 2: Good, okay, that's good. You know Nate had it done? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I was one of his support phone calls. Yes he was.

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Speaker 3: Not.

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Speaker 4: Only was he a support phone call, he sent me

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Speaker 4: the video. Yeah when he did it.

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Speaker 2: Why would you do that to someone? What to show him?

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Speaker 2: It wasn't that bad? Do you want to see inside

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Speaker 2: my peas? No? I took no, do not show us

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Speaker 2: the inside your penis video. Okay, okay, let's see inside

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Speaker 2: of my penis, inside your penis.

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Speaker 1: That's very short, very quick, thinner expected.

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Speaker 2: Well that's inside your penis. Isn't that interesting? You want

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Speaker 2: to see inside my penis? He want to the street

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Speaker 2: and ask strangers if they want to see inside your penia?

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Speaker 2: It was, wasn't it informative? And the whole procedure was

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Speaker 2: a minute twenty two seconds because I kill So they're looking.

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Speaker 4: They're looking for tailtale signs of yes, of blockages of

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Speaker 4: whatever my issue was going to be. But I didn't

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Speaker 4: tell you this, and I apologize on air in front

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Speaker 4: of millions. I couldn't look at the video, okay.

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Speaker 2: Could no.

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Speaker 4: I was afraid to see what was going to happen.

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Speaker 4: So I actually never looked at the video.

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Speaker 1: They don't put you out for this.

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Speaker 4: They put you out.

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Speaker 2: Do they give you a local?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they squeeze some light acane liquid, you know

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Speaker 4: up the the boyhood as I call it.

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Speaker 2: I have that video at home.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, AnyWho, so, so, did they anything clear? You good? No?

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Speaker 4: They it was clear inside you know, the arena, But

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Speaker 4: that they haven't found what my issue is so I've

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Speaker 4: got to go to whatever is going to happen next.

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Speaker 4: But I can't imagine anything next is going to be

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Speaker 4: as terrifying as the thought of what I went through

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Speaker 4: on Friday.

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Speaker 2: Look, I do believe that it's great to know all

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Speaker 2: about your body. It's great to know what procedures are

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Speaker 2: all about if you have one. It is great to

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Speaker 2: have a great doctor, physician or surgeon who explains everything,

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Speaker 2: here's what we're gonna do. We're doing it because of this,

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Speaker 2: You're not going to feel a thing. But I do

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Speaker 2: believe that there is something to be said for not

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Speaker 2: knowing everything, and that is the visual. For instance, when

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Speaker 2: I had laser surgery done to my laser procedure done

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Speaker 2: to my eyes, right, it's a very common thing. I

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Speaker 2: mean they have you can get it done in a mall.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's everywhere. Yeah, But when I saw the

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Speaker 2: video of what they did, I'm like, they did that

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Speaker 2: to my eye. Ooh. I don't know if I would

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Speaker 2: go back and do it again if I had to.

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Speaker 1: I had the same thing with when I had my

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Speaker 1: nose on years ago. I kind of looked into my

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Speaker 1: chart back then and it talked about like cutting and

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Speaker 1: flipping like skin and I was like, what they did that?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, if I knew that, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I'd do it.

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Speaker 2: And when I had my my face lift, God only

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Speaker 2: knows what they did. But now I have a beard

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Speaker 2: growing behind my ears. I didn't used to have that. Okay,

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Speaker 2: obviously they pulled it back and they attached it behind me.

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Speaker 2: I do believe that there are things in life we

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Speaker 2: don't really have to know full disclosure? Do you agree

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Speaker 2: with that? Gun?

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Speaker 3: I like knowing everything before I go in for anything.

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Speaker 3: I look up every procedure. I look up the worst

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Speaker 3: thing that could have happened. I just like to be prepared.

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Speaker 2: So can I ask you this?

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Speaker 4: Do you do you ever go on web MD? No?

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Speaker 3: I don't do web md because the answer is always

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Speaker 3: the same. You either have a cold or if you

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Speaker 3: have something that's gonna kill you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a hangnail. Well, what possibilities could be? Cancer?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh it's no web MD.

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Speaker 1: When I had thyroid cancer, I went in and I

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Speaker 1: googled what it would look like, and it looked like

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Speaker 1: somebody had cut these people's heads off, because you know,

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Speaker 1: they do the incision in your neck, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I'm gonna look like someone tried to

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Speaker 1: decapitate me. So I went out and I bought all

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Speaker 1: these scarves, thinking that I was gonna have to wear

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Speaker 1: scars for the rest of my life. But that's not

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Speaker 1: how it happened.

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Speaker 2: Looking at your right was actually not it, didn't.

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 1: I mean shout out to doctor in a way, who's

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Speaker 1: an amazing surgeon. But like, was it like that maybe.

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Speaker 3: Those pictures were old or those were so you just

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Speaker 3: it's always worst case scenario.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you because how happy are you? True? But

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Speaker 1: when you google these things, it does scare you so scary.

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Speaker 2: When you had your colonoscopy Nottil long ago, I mean,

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Speaker 2: did you get to watch your video? I sort after

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Speaker 2: the fact, I did not want to know the details

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Speaker 2: of what actually happens to me. They show you you

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Speaker 2: had polyps? You said I had. Did they show your

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Speaker 2: your polyp? Your Jackson polyps? My favorite artist.

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Speaker 1: I think it's performing at the iHeart Country Festival.

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Speaker 2: No, he did.

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Speaker 1: They found one one big polemp and he said thank

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Speaker 1: you for coming to me.

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Speaker 2: Now he's, uh, you should have come a couple Okay,

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Speaker 2: But the whole point is you got to see inside you.

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Speaker 2: I got to see inside Did you need to see that?

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Speaker 2: I didn't really need to Gandhi needs to see inside you.

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Speaker 3: I need to seth, I need to see inside all

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Speaker 3: of you.

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Speaker 2: That's weird.

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Speaker 4: Best forty five minutes sleep ever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true.

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Speaker 2: The thing is the body is an interesting thing, and

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Speaker 2: it's like it's like going under the surface of the

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Speaker 2: sea to see what's going on down there. It's like

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Speaker 2: going to outer space. You're going to someplace. It's it's

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Speaker 2: it's been there your entire life. For instance, look at

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Speaker 2: the number of fainters we have in our bodies.

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Speaker 3: So many.

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Speaker 2: We always we always think of, you know, sph sphincter

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Speaker 2: number one right back there, you know, but we've got

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Speaker 2: sphincters in your throat. You got sphincters everywhere, and they

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Speaker 2: open up and close like they look like little fish lips.

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Speaker 2: They really do. It's fascinating. So what just in a

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Speaker 2: go down their throat to take a look at their

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Speaker 2: local course said it looked like a vagina because you know,

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Speaker 2: so your your body is full of vaginas and sphincters

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Speaker 2: and all sorts of things, and it's a wonderful thing

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Speaker 2: that God, the universe, however you claim it has created

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Speaker 2: and it works this this round, well round, there's this

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Speaker 2: roundish thing in your chest beats and with every beat

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Speaker 2: of that heart, it's pumping blood and oxygen and all

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Speaker 2: sorts of nutrients around your body.

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Speaker 4: And in my case, out of the body. Thanks for sharing, Okay,

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Speaker 4: I just think that it's all about. Yes, it's incredible.

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Speaker 2: What the body. It's incredible to me that I can

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Speaker 2: have sex with someone and it feels so awesome, and

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Speaker 2: then months later a baby pops out that is representing

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Speaker 2: me genetically as well as the mother. I just to

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Speaker 2: me that if you stop and think about it, I mean,

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Speaker 2: are we smoking pot right now? It really is incredible

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Speaker 2: what science offers us and teaches us.

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Speaker 3: They will use a die of diarrhea. Now we just

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Speaker 3: laugh about it and sends Gary on his way.

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Speaker 2: This is true anywhere I know. I know, I feel

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Speaker 2: like we've taken a bunch of gummies. We're all high

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Speaker 2: and talking. Look as a cat. Look at those almond

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Speaker 2: shaped eyes on the cat. You know that cat's from

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Speaker 2: outer space. We're high, are high.

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Speaker 1: It was the bagel all.

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Speaker 2: Right, we got to move on anyway. I'm glad your

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Speaker 2: penis is doing better. If a Hallmark had a card

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Speaker 2: that said, Gee, I'm happy your penis is doing better,

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Speaker 2: I would.

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Speaker 3: Send it to which you get into that business.

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Speaker 1: I say, we need a business. What you really want

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Speaker 1: to say? That's what the card should line.

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Speaker 2: Should be called. You should be able to print anything. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean if you can print a gun with a printer,

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Speaker 2: or you can print a card.

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Speaker 1: Yeah for sure.

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Speaker 2: Right, anyway, let's get into the three things we need

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Speaker 2: to know from Gandhi. What's this? It's a card for uh,

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Speaker 2: it's a penis card penus, and it says wishing you

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Speaker 2: a lifetime of health and half penis.

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Speaker 3: Well. I can't do news stories after this.

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Speaker 2: It's serious stuff.