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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: who's well, don't tell us who this is? This is

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. Hey, and you text it in at

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Speaker 1: four one of six one saying you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. So we thought we'd call you and ask

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Speaker 1: you what it is. Yeah, hopefully you're in the middle

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Speaker 1: of a meeting right now at work. I am a

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Speaker 1: worker now, um, oh my gosh, you guys actually called me.

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Speaker 1: Do you have time whatever your name is, to tell

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Speaker 1: you the little secret? Do you have time? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: gotta took it. So okay, hopefully these people aren't listening.

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Speaker 1: So my dirty little secret is I've got this really

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Speaker 1: kind of weird work thing that I do, which I

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Speaker 1: think of hilarious. So I photocopy my butt and I

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Speaker 1: put it in other employees mimo boxes. Good. I've been

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Speaker 1: doing this for almost a year and still nobody knows

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Speaker 1: who it is. Are they are they trying to find

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Speaker 1: out who it is? Because I feel like you're probably

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Speaker 1: trying to track down the They're never going to How

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Speaker 1: do you know that, though, because I feel like it

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Speaker 1: kind of be like easy depending on how many people

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Speaker 1: you work with. Uh. Now, I work with quite a

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Speaker 1: little bit of people. There's a lot of this in

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Speaker 1: the office, and nobody's seen my ass yet. Cameras uh

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Speaker 1: not not in that not in that part of the office. No,

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Speaker 1: in the front office where the lobby is, so we're

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Speaker 1: working with stuff. No late okay, so you know where

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Speaker 1: all the cameras are so that they don't see you

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Speaker 1: copying your butt. I would be way too worried. So

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Speaker 1: that's some of the walk around the corner. Producer ready

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Speaker 1: jumping in is like, what's the chat around the office?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Like, Oh, I think it's Janet's booty. I

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Speaker 1: think it's a it's Roger's. But everyone talking? Are you

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Speaker 1: participating in these conversations? Some of them, I'm there for

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Speaker 1: some of them. They are not onto me because undoubtedly

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Speaker 1: they think the butt's pretty cute, but they don't think

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Speaker 1: I'm cute. So there's that. But the manager has definitely

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Speaker 1: had a meeting about it. So, oh, it turns out

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Speaker 1: you don't think they're gonna find you eventually, right, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Well, I'm gonna follow up on that. It's

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Speaker 1: probably an HR violation. If your managers go all right,

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Speaker 1: everybody line up, we're gonna identify this, but right now,

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Speaker 1: I probably can't do that. I don't think that. Actually, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of crazy. One of the co workers he

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Speaker 1: thinks it's a girl. So he's like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it's so fine a girl. You have a girly looking

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Speaker 1: but a little bit. He's always talking to me about

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Speaker 1: how cute my butt is and he doesn't even know it. Well,

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Speaker 1: let us know if you get fired because of it,

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Speaker 1: I will all right another email. Well you can probably

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Speaker 1: what you're doing is exactly the time material we look

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Speaker 1: for here, so you might get a job here. If

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Speaker 1: you get fired, we'll probably hire you with that. Right there,

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Speaker 1: we go, just give us your resume with on your

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Speaker 1: butt on the copy of you. But yeah, I totally

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Speaker 1: will be acting. I can do that for sure. Cover page.

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Speaker 1: Now it's time for another awkward married moment from Jewel

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Speaker 1: and Alex Brush. You know what he did yesterday? He

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Speaker 1: put a freaking piece of bacon there that I dropped

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Speaker 1: the floor when we were eating. We're at a restaurant,

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Speaker 1: and then and then I'm like, can you pick up

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Speaker 1: where do you think? I'm like, did you pick up

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Speaker 1: the bacon that I dropped? I said, what piece of bacon?

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Speaker 1: And I had it danging out of the front, sticking

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Speaker 1: out like a piece of bacon or a crispy piece

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Speaker 1: of kind enough did Jewel Show on demand