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Speaker 2: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off InStyle. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malforn? Do you need

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need ride.

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Speaker 5: With Karen and Chris?

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Speaker 6: Welcome to Do you need a ride with Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 6: Karen isn't here right now. I'm about to pick her up.

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Speaker 6: We're going to take her to a show. But with

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Speaker 6: me right now is my guest, Henry Phillips, who will

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Speaker 6: act as a co host in her absence. But again,

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Speaker 6: we're about to pick her up in a couple of minutes,

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Speaker 6: so it'll be a temporary change. We'll go back to

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Speaker 6: the original format in like two minutes. Hi, Henry, Hey,

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Speaker 6: how's it going good?

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Speaker 7: How are you? I'm pretty good. That was kind of complicated, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I kind of made it more complicated than it really

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Speaker 5: You're the guest.

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Speaker 6: Karen's not in the car yet, but we're taking her

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Speaker 6: to a show. Usually, Henry, we're taking a comedian to

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Speaker 7: Oh okay, yeah, that's what I always understood the PREMI yeah,

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Speaker 6: A plane, and then they go off to their destination

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Speaker 6: and do their comedy in another town. But today we're

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Speaker 6: just gonna take care of downtown. She's got some art house,

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Speaker 6: I don't know if it's hippie themed, probably probably if

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Speaker 7: A bunch of pink kill comedies down there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, downtown it's kind of just been run over overrun

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Speaker 6: And they all they're disguised because they're dressed like business men.

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Speaker 7: Right, they're expensive condos, Like you wouldn't expect hippies to

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Speaker 5: Hi, there's Karen right now. She's got her guitar. All right,

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Speaker 5: I'm going to unlock the door.

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Speaker 7: I'm so glad I'm not. I don't have a guitar.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, two guitars in one car. It's like you might

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Speaker 6: as well be filled with clowns. Oh, I think she

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Speaker 5: I'm always embarrassed when people see inside my trunk.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. I actually have a story about that that we

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Speaker 5: Hi, guys, how are you good? Terrific?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah it was?

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Speaker 1: Is this a serious podcast?

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Speaker 6: This is a serious one. I really want to know

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't call it a trunk anymore.

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Speaker 6: But Henry saidley as really he really built it up

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Speaker 7: I know it is a good story. Good to see you,

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Speaker 6: Oh, I'm sorry, Henry, Karen, you guys know, yeah, yeah, yeah, Karen.

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Speaker 1: Henry welcome.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you're in your car.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if I could go up that hill.

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Speaker 6: That's dick Dick that dis goes straight up for so

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Speaker 8: Line in Richemont High. Mister hands tells somebody.

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Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, that was fantastic.

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Speaker 5: I'm going downtown, right, Karen.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so if you go straight through here, you can

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Speaker 7: Oh, there you go. Oh, I got it.

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Speaker 1: Come on, all you families come out to my trunk.

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Speaker 7: That would be good.

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious, Henry.

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Speaker 5: It's a movie called Punching the Clown. Have you seen

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Speaker 1: Karen, I haven't seen it.

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Speaker 7: It's on Hulu dot com for free, so you don't

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Speaker 7: old Hulu. Yeah, we're not getting any money. You.

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Speaker 5: You have no more excuses, Karen.

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Speaker 6: She's always talking about the reasons she hasn't seen your movie.

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Speaker 1: And I haven't been back since. I've been wearing the

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Speaker 8: Well, I was just saying it's just odd because I

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Speaker 6: You guys America's sweetheart.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Henry and I make it. We change. We're

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Speaker 6: About guitar, because the only way I was comparing you

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Speaker 7: Yes, and playing in the clubs. I've had to get

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Speaker 7: Like comics on a given show. I guess what I'm

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Speaker 8: I did some show and they were going to put

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Speaker 8: You Like, yeah, that guy's a closer in every sense

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Speaker 7: You know, I think I think where it works best

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Speaker 1: I like to back clean up.

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Speaker 6: I have never, ever once been intimidated by the placement

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Speaker 5: And I say that entirely.

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Speaker 7: That's great. But a lot of people, uh don't feel

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Speaker 7: Oh they're biggots.

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Speaker 6: No, they are biggest their cowards, They're cowardly.

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Speaker 7: First of all, Well, I think I think guitar comics.

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Speaker 7: Guitar comics have had to undergo a lot of the

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've always compared it to suffrage women suffrage.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm speaking of suffering. Is that what you said? Suffering?

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Speaker 6: I'm not sure what it means, but if you mention it,

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Speaker 7: It's a lot of suffrage.

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Speaker 8: Can I just say that I just realized that basically,

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Speaker 7: It's okay, Oh, in a weird way, It's going to

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Speaker 5: This is so fun, it's going to be great.

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Speaker 7: This is a good night.

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Speaker 8: No, it's you know when you get I mean like

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Speaker 7: I go to no, I know how you feel, well,

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Speaker 7: I know. No, I know if you well, you did

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Speaker 7: I just did the Eagle Rock Show.

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Speaker 7: That that was a really good one. But yeah, I

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Speaker 1: That's the Eric di Durian and.

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Speaker 7: Uh and Eric. Yeah, both very funny guys.

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Speaker 1: It's such a good show. And the acoustics are so

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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, and the people were great. It was such

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Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like gross?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's weird when comics don't any longer find joy

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Speaker 5: Karen came to my show the.

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Speaker 7: Other night, awesome, which one the improv Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It was just a show.

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Speaker 6: It's not Uh, it's just my point is I enjoy

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Speaker 5: Show, especially if one of us is on it.

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Speaker 8: But like that show David Huntsburger's there was like people

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Speaker 5: Like someone read poetry.

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Speaker 7: I don't. I'm oh, this is the one at the

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Speaker 5: She was pacing around.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, this is this a Craigslist one or was

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Speaker 5: I don't know?

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Speaker 7: You remember the name?

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna speak for Karen when I say we don't

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Speaker 7: We do not, Okay, right, I think you guys are homophobic.

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Speaker 1: What they do is their business. I don't want to

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well you know, and it's not your responsibility. It's

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Speaker 1: I have the right to block out first and last names, right.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't care what you do in the bedroom.

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Speaker 7: It'll be a really specific, weird kind of homophobia.

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Speaker 5: I love gay people. I love what they do sexually.

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Speaker 5: I watched their port but I don't like their goddamn names.

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Speaker 7: I'm not learning your name.

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Speaker 6: Names like Craig or yes or makes me sick. But

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Speaker 5: I'll come on. I had to ruin well.

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Speaker 8: I liked it because it felt like longer than a

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Speaker 5: And I shouldn't have backed out.

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Speaker 8: And we learned a lesson, just so you know you're

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Speaker 7: Is it? Is it okay? Is it legal to do

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Speaker 5: As long as you preface it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a Todd Glass always does this thing. It's

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Speaker 7: So it's like, oh, man, I went up to the

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Speaker 5: Are you talking about Wednesday night?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We were there.

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Speaker 7: I was there. Well. The thing is the way that

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Speaker 7: Like it's totally just jumps the other way. That's Douglass

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 5: I want to read his book.

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Speaker 1: He I saw him at the improv the other night.

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Speaker 8: He was so hilarious, but he was straight up screaming

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Speaker 8: at the crowd almost the whole time.

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Speaker 5: He does sometimes he screams at the crown.

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Speaker 1: But he can do it. He can do it and

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Speaker 1: do it and do it and still turn it at

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Speaker 1: the end and make it funny.

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Speaker 5: My favorite joke of is is, oh, you're.

457
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Speaker 1: Going north, sorry North?

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Speaker 6: In the one time no one thank you, when he

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Speaker 6: said someone goes up to him.

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Speaker 7: Doesn't my breath smell like oh yeah, yeah, that's a

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Speaker 7: great one.

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Speaker 5: My breath smell like tacos. I don't know. Do you

463
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Speaker 5: put cat shit in your tacos?

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Speaker 7: That is so good?

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Speaker 6: It's just uh that tickles, mate, it's good and gross.

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Speaker 5: I still need to get over.

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Speaker 7: Or maybe not.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I think you're good?

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Speaker 7: Okay good?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Oh no you will you do? I do?

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Speaker 1: I bet this middle ink could go either.

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Speaker 7: No, I don't want to be yeah, oh no it doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I was wrong, straight up wrong.

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Speaker 7: So I don't want to be the comic who does

476
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Speaker 7: the same thing every your comic does. But have people

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Speaker 7: made jokes about getting if you do get in an accident,

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Speaker 7: that you've got it completely documented.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, like a black box situation.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that we will post on all things coomedy dot com.

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Speaker 5: Listen to me losing.

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Speaker 7: My leg That would be the good final.

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Speaker 5: Episode and I know that.

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Speaker 1: And that's the transcripts of the trial.

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Speaker 6: I was found negligent. I miss my friends. Well that's

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Speaker 6: been a very to be continued episode.

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Speaker 7: Of Yes No, yeah no.

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Speaker 10: But just for the people out there, Chris has a headset. Yeah,

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Speaker 10: very I look very distracted. Yeah, it's dangerous. We've said

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Speaker 10: it before this it's a dangerous podcast. Yeah, because am

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Speaker 10: I getting off here?

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Speaker 1: It might be now No, I don't think.

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Speaker 7: So okay, do you want.

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Speaker 1: I think take the next exit?

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Speaker 7: Whatever it is Academy Rode Is it downtown? Do you

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Speaker 7: want me to put it into my ways?

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at it because.

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Speaker 7: A lot of plugs ways Yeah, yeah, Todd Glasses.

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Speaker 6: Books Do you Need a Ride? Sponsored by Todd Glass

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Speaker 6: and Ways the.

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Speaker 7: App, the Todd Glass Situation Movie, Todd Glass, the Book,

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Speaker 7: Todd Glass, The Carnival Ride and Apps, Ways the App.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, I messed that one up. Out of the way Saturn.

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Speaker 7: Okay, what's the address?

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Speaker 9: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Or the can you get all the way over to

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Speaker 1: the right?

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Speaker 5: Oh I'm sorry, I will.

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Speaker 1: No, No, just whatever it is next because we passed it.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, here this will work.

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Speaker 1: What's the Sorry, I can't find my thing?

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Speaker 8: It's nine seven Chunk King Road, so basically, my little dog,

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Speaker 8: God damn it. Now we're fucking over here, my little dot.

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Speaker 8: As we were driving by, right as it came near

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Speaker 8: the pin, skipped forward like.

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Speaker 7: It does that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, god, right where I was trying to

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Speaker 1: figure out where you should should I get off here?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Oh, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: Do it because we're way too far right now?

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Speaker 7: All right? Is it c h u G? Everybody? Yes?

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Speaker 7: Sorry h u n G like like wang chung yep,

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Speaker 7: everybody chun king tonight? Oh yeah. And I tried to say, oh,

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Speaker 7: we're only half a mile, guys.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna do guys, don't worry this.

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Speaker 6: Really, I'd like to apologize and we usually go and

527
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Speaker 6: Karen's ton to fit even though I feel frightened in it.

528
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Speaker 7: You're gonna make it right.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna make it right on Broadway. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 5: a star.

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Speaker 8: Every time we get into a thing like this, everyone goes,

532
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Speaker 8: should we look up ways like this is I don't

533
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Speaker 8: know why don't use this app all the time?

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Speaker 5: I yeah, don't even downloaded it, and I'm like I can.

535
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Speaker 7: Well, once you do it, it's gonna be you can

536
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Speaker 7: make it talk like Elvis what you can actually put

537
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Speaker 7: your own bays. There's an app where you can make

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Speaker 7: yourself be the one giving you direct out of me.

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Speaker 7: You do it all day long, so you can be

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Speaker 7: like make right this is you.

541
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Speaker 5: By the way, I think you.

542
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Speaker 7: Can make dumb, weird jokes.

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Speaker 5: I'm starting to think that guy doesn't need that walk.

544
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Speaker 1: I'm starting to he's using it for his bndles.

545
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Speaker 5: He should have hobo makeup.

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Speaker 6: He just had all his belongings on a stick with

547
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Speaker 6: a plastic kerchief.

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Speaker 8: Guys, the visuals down college, Oh this is beautiful, This

549
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Speaker 8: is beautiful.

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Speaker 7: This is this city? Doth like a garment where the

551
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Speaker 7: beauty of the evening?

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Speaker 5: That was beauty?

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Speaker 7: Do you just kind of just that?

554
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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 7: I think no, I think my what happens every once

556
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Speaker 7: in a while, My soul gets possessed by John Milton

557
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Speaker 7: the poet, well, which I think Jim Morrison.

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Speaker 6: Henry, you used to like tutor high school aged Yeah,

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Speaker 6: people it with math and like what did you used

560
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Speaker 6: to tout you're a smart smart person? Yeah you know

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Speaker 6: s a g Yeah that's everything.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: No, well I didn't do the math. I just did

564
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Speaker 7: the all the verbal stuff. But I did. Yeah, we

565
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Speaker 7: taught the analogies of vocabulary, reading, comprehension stuff.

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Speaker 5: Like that was any of that stuff?

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Speaker 6: Like, boy, this is actually difficult for me, but I'm

568
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Speaker 6: not gonna Yes, absolutely.

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Speaker 7: As a matter of fact, there's I have a funny

570
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Speaker 7: story about oh, sorry, dude, that was my bad. College

571
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Speaker 7: is what we wanted.

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Speaker 5: We want college screwed up. That's funny that we're talking about.

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Speaker 7: About how smart I am.

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Speaker 5: And then yeah, I guess didn't take a ride on college.

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Speaker 7: Yeah right, yeah, right here.

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Speaker 6: That reminds me of any movie where you have to

577
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Speaker 6: beat rich guys in a.

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Speaker 1: Contre.

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Speaker 5: I think that's because I'm hot. I think my brain

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Speaker 5: is it's pretty hot. Okay, all right.

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Speaker 8: I love Chinatown. I love Downtown. I really lived in

582
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Speaker 8: a loft apartment downtown.

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Speaker 5: I want to live in the movie Rush Hour.

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Speaker 1: I want to live in Big Trouble in Little China.

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Speaker 7: Tick lives downtown, right, yeah, she does.

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Speaker 5: She does, good old tig.

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Speaker 7: I blocked by her place a lot, hoping that she's

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Speaker 7: going to be around, and I'll drive by sometimes.

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Speaker 5: You should knock on the door.

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Speaker 1: I should downtown.

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Speaker 7: No, no, oh sorry, no straight? Well, oh yeah, we're

592
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Speaker 7: we're just about there. Actually it's it's on this street.

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Speaker 7: Yeah I hope it's not. Yeah, you do want to

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Speaker 7: go straight?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I apologize that.

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Speaker 6: It's fun and it's a fun part of our because

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Speaker 6: I think a lot of people listen just to hear

599
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Speaker 6: our navigation follies.

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Speaker 7: About two blocks. It's going to be on the left.

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Speaker 1: They're definitely fetishists that only listen to it for that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it'll be on the left.

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Speaker 5: All right, nothing like right here, Oh that's great.

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Speaker 12: Coulate, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna I'm gonna turn. Okay,

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Speaker 12: So what was that story where you accidentally Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 12: I didn't know.

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Speaker 7: As much as oh yeah, So what happened was I

608
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Speaker 7: was nervous because they put you through a training session.

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Speaker 7: I was nervous about going to my first lesson with

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Speaker 7: the kids, And I said, what happens if they say, like,

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Speaker 7: because they're paying a lot of money for it, you know,

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Speaker 7: And it's like, what happens if they say they well,

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Speaker 7: if they say like, how long have you been doing this?

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Speaker 7: I mean, do I tell them it's my first time?

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Speaker 5: I would be so scared of me.

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Speaker 7: And then the guy goes The guy who ran the

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Speaker 7: company was like, well, just I don't know, blow it off,

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Speaker 7: just to be like, just make some joke, like I

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Speaker 7: don't know, it feels like it's been forever. So I

620
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Speaker 7: was like, okay. So I go to give my first

621
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Speaker 7: one and it's like this Italian family and the kid.

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Speaker 7: We go through the last sound and then afterward they

623
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Speaker 7: sit me down and they're like, how's it going. So, yeah,

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Speaker 7: we'd like to know a little bit more about you.

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Speaker 7: You know, we've just signed up with the service, and uh,

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Speaker 7: I guess the first question would be how long have

627
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Speaker 7: you been working for them? How much experience do you have?

628
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Speaker 7: And I go, uh, you know, it's funny because uh,

629
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Speaker 7: it really feels like it's been forever, and they all

630
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Speaker 7: kind of laugh. Yeah, they were like that's funny, but no, seriously,

631
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Speaker 7: how long have you been working to the company. So

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Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, I didn't plan for that. They didn't

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Speaker 7: say that they might ask the question again after they

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Speaker 7: laugh at the dumb joke.

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Speaker 6: I have reoccurring dreams about, for whatever reason, I have

636
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Speaker 6: to cancel all my gigs doing comedy and go back

637
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Speaker 6: to high school because I missed some classes. I have

638
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Speaker 6: dreams about that, and I know it's a premise of

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Speaker 6: Adam Sandler Ruby, but it is a fear of mind.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, to not be smart enough to do high

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Speaker 6: school work, so I would not have been a good tutor.

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Speaker 7: No, I remember, Yeah, I get nightmares about deadlines, like

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Speaker 7: I still get that even after twenty years of not

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Speaker 7: having any deadlines at all.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you a job right for the newspaper?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 5: No, just I'm confusing deadlines with headlines. Yeah, no, that's right, Karen.

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Speaker 5: Are you're back so hot in my car?

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Speaker 7: I guess I miss this?

650
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Speaker 5: Fucking it's all I get here?

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Speaker 7: Yeah you should probably. Well.

652
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Speaker 1: Oh wait a second, why don't I look at foochow?

653
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Speaker 8: It says here on the wall best stiller movie by

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Speaker 8: Jackie Chan rush Hour was shot here.

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Speaker 1: My wow, painted like a huge sign.

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Speaker 5: Maybe I've read that before? Why would I have said

657
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Speaker 5: that's genius?

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Speaker 7: We should take a picture.

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Speaker 1: Is it deja vou?

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Speaker 5: Do you guys think that I have a special power?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Why would I know that?

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Speaker 7: Or or it's the opposite and you did know it

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Speaker 7: and you forgot that you knew it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, a special power that is reading comprehension.

666
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Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: School. You're fine, Karen.

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Speaker 6: Do you want to just go in your do your

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Speaker 6: set and then come back out and we'll continue.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, let's do that.

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Speaker 7: Do that. Okay.

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Speaker 13: But as her for a Shars Listeners show, and.

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Speaker 14: She is the head writer for Help de Generous.

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Speaker 15: Spell D E.

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Speaker 7: N R.

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Speaker 13: O us is your generous and the whole shadow.

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Speaker 7: She has a fantastic album, Little.

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Speaker 9: One Atu.

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Speaker 13: And it's all Karen kill Live at the Bootleg. I

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Speaker 13: guess that means you're gonna.

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Speaker 1: This is exact.

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Speaker 15: Way.

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Speaker 10: Alright, you're wearing your shirt for twelve hours called check.

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Speaker 1: This, sir, the sure shirt.

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Speaker 14: Alright, A loove my show spree.

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Speaker 1: I saw more story lovely, but.

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Speaker 9: I love net where we.

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Speaker 14: Saw six all that you get.

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Speaker 1: There evers.

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Speaker 14: Over now, said back.

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Speaker 9: I wait to see.

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Speaker 4: That one thing we saw by accent by if.

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Speaker 11: They's got but there's score.

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Speaker 7: Right now.

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Speaker 4: So nine four the money Moore, if only.

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Speaker 11: Like sit sa comboy, I play and then by satround,

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Speaker 11: said posy.

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Speaker 15: F by s.

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Speaker 4: Second per se.

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Speaker 5: I go bye from all that.

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Speaker 14: Where sees Gus's funny.

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Speaker 7: Open floor.

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Speaker 9: In four, I'll be going to the class musician.

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Speaker 4: Did you say every folks would like to play?

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Speaker 9: You asked me to play?

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Speaker 7: All right?

707
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 9: No, it's like I said, hey, but anyway.

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Speaker 7: Oh sorry, but yes, we're actually in the middle of

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Speaker 7: a recording podcast right now.

710
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Speaker 15: I'm just gonna do a really quick cutting.

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Speaker 4: You guys like country music, that's.

712
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:05,800
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, well this is just a little country song,

713
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Speaker 13: I'm gonna shout out the oak.

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Speaker 15: All right.

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Speaker 9: That.

716
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 13: I was twenty one years old when I married my

717
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 13: sweet heart.

718
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 7: Were swore that we would love each other forever more.

719
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Speaker 13: We lived happily ever after on a farm by the hillside,

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Speaker 13: and each.

721
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Speaker 7: Day was better than the one before.

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Speaker 13: Well, except of course, for this one day when she

723
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Speaker 13: was out to the land, when she fell off for

724
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Speaker 13: treasure and gotta run over by the road to me,

725
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Speaker 13: and as I held her in my arms, I'm living

726
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Speaker 13: for king. The last words that she said to me,

727
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,280
Speaker 13: she said, baby, I'm gonna wait for you in heaven.

728
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 7: Will. A couple of days went by, and eventually I

729
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Speaker 7: just sort of got over it.

730
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Speaker 13: I saw a dig some other girl who is twenty

731
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Speaker 13: three day I moved out to California. I got a

732
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Speaker 13: house on the beach, and each day was better than

733
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Speaker 13: can be will except of course, for this one day

734
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Speaker 13: when she was out shredding on the waves, when she

735
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Speaker 13: slashed up.

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Speaker 15: Her rip curl and got dragged out to see.

737
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Speaker 13: As I was laying there on my beach blanket. I'll

738
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Speaker 13: never forget those slasht.

739
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Speaker 11: Words that she said to me.

740
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Speaker 15: She said, Baby, I guess I'm.

741
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Speaker 4: Gonna wait for you in heaven.

742
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Speaker 13: Well, a couple of days went by and then we

743
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Speaker 13: wait that fether drive for her. But one in my

744
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 13: time finally came. I was standing at the pearly gates.

745
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Speaker 11: My first wife was.

746
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Speaker 13: There, and she said, see, maybe I told you I

747
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 13: was gonna wait for you, but it was kind of

748
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 13: awkward situation.

749
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Speaker 7: I said.

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Speaker 9: Beach Girl was there.

751
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Speaker 14: Also, and she said that she was gonna wait for

752
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Speaker 14: me too.

753
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Speaker 13: But I know what to do, so I thought I

754
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 13: made some dumb joke and I said, hey, maybe we

755
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 13: could all just have a threesomes. Well, the angels in

756
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 13: heaven didn't take care of the amnion, and nothing I

757
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 13: could say but a piece.

758
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 7: That's when I was.

759
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 13: Streaking down the hill.

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Speaker 15: With the moral of this long story, say, if you're

761
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Speaker 15: ever in.

762
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 13: A love triangle and both your loves died and so

763
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 13: bizarre but geographically relevant injury, donnass four threesome in heaven

764
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Speaker 13: or you end up in the.

765
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Speaker 7: Hill just like me.

766
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Speaker 1: Tucking.

767
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 5: That was the most awkward show situation ever in a.

768
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Speaker 1: So awkward I have a temperature of one hundred and

769
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Speaker 1: two right now.

770
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Speaker 5: It made you sick. That show gave you the flu.

771
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: It gave me comedy flu I'll never recover there.

772
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Speaker 5: I don't know if it was.

773
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 7: The room is set up to be awkward because also

774
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 7: he asked me if I would go up, and he

775
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 7: did it. Well, Karen was on and it's like everything's echoing,

776
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 7: and I'm like, well, you're basically talking. I like the guy,

777
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 7: but it's like he didn't. I don't even think he

778
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,439
Speaker 7: meant it. But then some lady goes, can you guys

779
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 7: stop talking? And then it's just like now on the

780
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 7: asshole talking?

781
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, can you guys stop talking so it can be

782
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 8: fucking pin dropping silent while Karen does her songs that

783
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 8: no one understands or is interested in.

784
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 9: That.

785
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 7: No, that lady, she was enjoying it. She was smiling

786
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 7: ear to ear literally, and I'm not trying to make

787
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 7: a joke, but I wanted to say to her, why

788
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 7: don't you let just go that one extra step and

789
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 7: just laugh right right?

790
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: That's what it was like.

791
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 8: It was like it was like a bunch of librarians

792
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 8: who had a lot of respect for what I was doing, which.

793
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: Is like, I'm not interested in any of this.

794
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 6: I don't want some librarians respect you. I'd be an

795
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 6: old book that's I really yeah, that was that guy

796
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 6: hosting who I guess owns that. I'm gonna go ahead

797
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 6: and talk shit. I'm going to the King of awkward.

798
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 6: Let's simultaneously talk shit.

799
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 5: Okay.

800
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Speaker 1: He was terrible.

801
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 5: David looked like but he wasn't as likable. He had

802
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,240
Speaker 5: a weird limp, but I don't even care what happened

803
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 5: to his hip.

804
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 8: He was so bad that it was as hilarious as

805
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 8: Waterman doing a character like that could have been Waterman

806
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 8: doing a character.

807
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 5: It really could.

808
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 7: I'm ignorant. Who's that guy hosting?

809
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 8: Do you know David Earl Waterman? No, he just sketches it,

810
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 8: like the fake allery and stuff. He's a brilliant, hilarious.

811
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:13,839
Speaker 7: The second time podcast did yeah with the f Yeah

812
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 7: wait now, Karen, is he the one who booked?

813
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: You know, Tony's the one who.

814
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 7: So why is that guy like?

815
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 8: Because he owns the fucking gallery. It's like that classic.

816
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 8: It's like the club owner that has to host the showcase.

817
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 5: Night where you're like, do you guys know how to

818
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 5: get on this cocksucking freeway?

819
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 7: Sorry?

820
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, here I am with my language again.

821
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 7: Just go to sunset, okay, and just go right, we'll

822
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 7: go in a big square right now, is this no,

823
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 7: we're south of Yeah, you can take Temple for a while.

824
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 7: It's like Virgil and then make a Ryan terrific.

825
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 5: Okay, back to hating, Okay, yeah, yeah, so he sucks.

826
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,760
Speaker 5: He sucks so bad. He was he purposefully mispronouncing words

827
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 5: to get a rise out of you.

828
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 8: Okay, so Tony wrote up the intros. But then that

829
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 8: guy was reading the interest and then critiquing them as

830
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 8: he was reading.

831
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 5: So he's got a word thing. The whole place was

832
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 5: covered with alphabet letter farms everywhere.

833
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 8: Oh yeah in the middle Conan, there's that art, that

834
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,879
Speaker 8: art that I mean, who am I to judge another

835
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 8: man's art?

836
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: But that was some shitty art.

837
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 7: Yeah, that his art.

838
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 5: I don't know if it was his, wasn't art of

839
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 5: any man?

840
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 9: I know.

841
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: If he's a Christian.

842
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 6: If he's a Christian, you're right, he makes a good point.

843
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 6: Here's what if he isn't an annoying asshole?

844
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 5: Actually no, we all just.

845
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 8: Watched him, and here's how we know he's an annoying

846
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 8: asshole because he insisted upon hosting a comedy show that

847
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 8: he has no fucking business.

848
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, whoa no, no, no, but you could just stay

849
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 7: on this for a while.

850
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 8: I love that you were there with me, because I

851
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 8: swear to God, if you were not that show with

852
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,399
Speaker 8: me tonight, I would be in my car sweating, maybe

853
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 8: on the verge of tears.

854
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 7: Well no, not to sound. I mean, we all experience statistic,

855
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 7: but that makes me feel good because I actually thought

856
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 7: what you did was great. Oh and I have a

857
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 7: lot of times when I want to I just like

858
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 7: hate myself after a show, and I know I have

859
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 7: to know that a lot of times those are valid feelings,

860
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 7: but getting.

861
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 8: It from someone, I mean, yeah, But my thing is,

862
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 8: I am really sick of my songs.

863
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 1: I sing the same for everything.

864
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 5: We're all sick of our jokes.

865
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 9: Right.

866
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 6: If I hear another one of my jokes coming out

867
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 6: of my stupid mouth with my own ears, it's stabby

868
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 6: either my ears or my mouth.

869
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: But it's a feeling of like you just project out

870
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: of the audience.

871
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 8: So to me, I every time I think there's like,

872
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 8: there's only six real comedy fans here and they've all

873
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 8: heard all these songs, so they hate me and have

874
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 8: no respect for me, and the fact that I'm doing

875
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 8: these songs again that's the feeling. Even though I did

876
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 8: one news song to I still like. Doesn't make it different.

877
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 7: Think with songs, though, people really love hearing them.

878
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 5: Again, Yeah, that's the benefit, because I certainly do.

879
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 7: When it comes to songs, I've never heard the one

880
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 7: you did tonight, you know, I specifically tried to pick

881
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 7: one that you probably hadn't heard, honestly. Yeah, because I

882
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 7: think impressing your peers is probably more important, especially when

883
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 7: you hate the guy who's running the thing.

884
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

885
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 7: No, but yeah, I mean I.

886
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 5: Think those assholes brought us closer together.

887
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 9: I think.

888
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 6: I mean the ass was the main guy. I didn't

889
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 6: not everyone there was an asshole. There was the one guy.

890
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 8: We can I say this and this could also be

891
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 8: my comedy paranoia. But the guy that said that he

892
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 8: was getting ready for his set at the comedy store

893
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 8: next week?

894
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,919
Speaker 5: What a liar with? Is it a comedy store?

895
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 6: Is there a fourth room at the comedy store by

896
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 6: a radiator that uh that they just opened up?

897
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,919
Speaker 5: No, you're in the body, you're in the gizzard room.

898
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: Let me tell my story about me. I'm an ex banker.

899
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, I'm out.

900
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 5: And the lines at the bank more interesting than this.

901
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 7: Oh wow, this is some ship talking.

902
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: The closer was acting like a t rex that couldn't

903
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: reach his dick.

904
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 5: He said that he also did a weird ass thing

905
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 5: where it got a big laugh. Yeah, it was pity.

906
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 6: It was like it was like a laugh that like

907
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 6: someone would nervously give it if he announced it was

908
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 6: on Chemo I have.

909
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 5: He was also when he was Yeah, I don't know.

910
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 5: It was a weird example, but he.

911
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 6: When he people were supposed to be laughing, he'd let

912
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 6: you know by pointing the mic at the audience.

913
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 7: Yes, oh that's hilarious.

914
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was good.

915
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: The old interview techniques.

916
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 7: Like what the rock singers do when their turn to

917
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 7: sing when the lights well, that's always my favorite is

918
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 7: because they always do it at the high part, you know,

919
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 7: like I saw sticks and it was like.

920
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 5: Because they got older and they can't they can't.

921
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 7: Send those notes. I want to hear you singing, but

922
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 7: it's like you know, or like Elton John, you know,

923
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 7: and I'm gonna be as a cut like you didn't

924
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 7: see me pointing the microphone radio you can hear the

925
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 7: joke makes no sense.

926
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 1: Do it again?

927
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 7: And all narrow, who's the guy that buddy of mine,

928
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 7: Brett Michael Ericson. Oh yeah, he's the guy out of Wam,

929
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 7: He's the guy out of Peoria. He's really one of

930
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 7: the funniest guys ever. He's so great. He's the house

931
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 7: m Yeah, it's great, it's so great.

932
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: Wait, sorry, we're from where?

933
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 9: Uh?

934
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 7: Pory, Illinois?

935
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 8: I thought you said Beory, like like the strips. I

936
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 8: was like, why why haven't I met him?

937
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 5: You haven't seen his black Head comedy?

938
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 7: But you know what's.

939
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 1: Monday?

940
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 7: I was, well, wait there, now, they're dark Monday nights.

941
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,760
Speaker 1: Oh god, now hold on a second.

942
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 6: That was the old joke everybody used to I'm going

943
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 6: to push on the okay, wait, Robert Blake.

944
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 7: But so the joke that he does it just occurred

945
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 7: to me. Telling the story of the joke is almost

946
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 7: as dumb as he's got a joke that ends with

947
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 7: a visual punchline where he winks and he said that

948
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 7: they wanted him to do it on the radio, and

949
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 7: he's like, do you see how that wouldn't make any

950
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 7: sense at all? But now I can't even tell it

951
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 7: because me retelling it would be the same thing thing.

952
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,720
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh wow, Wow, that's a riddle.

953
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 7: Condom. He says, you know, we shouldn't call them, uh,

954
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 7: the Special Olympics because it's like there was some controversy

955
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 7: about whether it should be that. It's like it should

956
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 7: be the Olympics. Yeah. Yeah, then, which is a really

957
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 7: funny joke.

958
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 5: If you say.

959
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 7: It on the radio, you literally just say the Olympics

960
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 7: and it makes no sense.

961
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 6: I think you should say they should be called the Olympics.

962
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 6: Wink the way c reride against joke get him.

963
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 7: The wink that he does is so freaking funny though.

964
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 7: That's just it's a classic. Oh yeah, that's terrific, doesn't

965
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 7: the does Hawkins have a wink in one of his

966
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 7: what what.

967
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 5: Else did you jot about that show?

968
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 7: Robert? I'm trying to change the the positive story.

969
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right, you're right. We should put a pot

970
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 5: on it.

971
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but I dated Robert Hawkins? So did you

972
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: kind of get dark?

973
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 7: Oh? Did you really? I did? Was he funny?

974
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: I think dating is generous. You've been to the I've been. Yeah,

975
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: I was in the Hawk's nest for a little while. Intense.

976
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 7: He's so funny.

977
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,720
Speaker 1: Wow, he's really one of the funniest.

978
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 5: People on This makes me laugh.

979
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 6: So hard, and it was always strange to me how

980
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 6: he has no presence in Los Angeles comedy.

981
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 7: Well, that would never be partly voluntary, right, I mean

982
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 7: he's a hardcore.

983
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: I think he was here for a while and tried

984
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: it out because he was on Christ Titus Show. Yeah,

985
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: but he's such a road comic. I feel like after

986
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: a while, that's what you do.

987
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 6: But he had weird material and I always I always

988
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 6: anytime he did, Like one time he did UCB and

989
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 6: he was so funny and everyone loved him, It's like,

990
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 6: who is this guy?

991
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 5: And I'm like, he's always on the road.

992
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, his material is defies the road.

993
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 5: I did not know about your past.

994
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 1: It's not funny. It was fun we were both passing

995
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: the time.

996
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 6: I would have to say, this is it's something I

997
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 6: might bring up and talk about when we're not recording.

998
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you straight up details.

999
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 5: I'm warning of an actual conversation we're going to have.

1000
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 8: It was very short lived and very hilarious, and we

1001
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 8: were not the greatest combination. But I am positive the

1002
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 8: reason he broke up with me is because we were

1003
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 8: playing twenty questions at lunch one day and it was

1004
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,240
Speaker 8: his turn, so he had to think of a person.

1005
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 1: And I said, is it a man? And he said yes,

1006
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: And then I said is it Pat Marita? And I

1007
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 1: had guessed it right, Oh my god, and he flipped out.

1008
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 5: He thought you were had he found.

1009
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 6: Out I was a bit what so he can't handle talent?

1010
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 6: Should I just keep doing what I'm doing? One on

1011
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 6: the road that oh yeah, less?

1012
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 7: What is this? Oh yeah, it's about to turn into

1013
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 7: uh or Beverly? Yeah, yeah, so this will Beverly then

1014
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 7: make a right on like Virgil.

1015
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's make it right on Virgil.

1016
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 8: And also, if we want to be positive about the

1017
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 8: show tonight, Barbara Gray is hilarious.

1018
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: Barbara Gray was grave, and she was essentially well she

1019
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: was like the feature almost the closer. Yeah yeah, and

1020
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 1: she did great.

1021
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1022
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 7: Oh and I'm sure I'm sure Bowers was going to

1023
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 7: destroy Yeah.

1024
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1025
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 7: Do you know what about what he said in Austin?

1026
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 7: I just found that No, no, oh god.

1027
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: But then when he's talking about.

1028
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 7: Him controversial, oh, extremely Well. You remember there was a

1029
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 7: big accident there were you there during the Karen songanding.

1030
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I died in that accent. Oh no, It's one

1031
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 1: of my favorite stories. That no one else likes for

1032
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: me to tell I.

1033
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 5: Haven't heard you talking.

1034
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 6: I'm warning you again of another conversation we're going to

1035
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,720
Speaker 6: talk about that because I haven't heard the details.

1036
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 7: So the next morning, it's not even the next night,

1037
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,959
Speaker 7: apparently they were doing a date time show, and during

1038
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 7: his show he says, I mean I wasn't there, so

1039
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 7: I wasn't close to it. I I can't as a

1040
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 7: comic not think it's hilariously Yeah, but it is. I

1041
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 7: feel like I have to apologize. But anyway, and that's

1042
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 7: why I have no balls. But but he said, he goes, Man,

1043
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 7: everybody's texting me from l A saying are you okay?

1044
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 7: Are you okay? I'm like, man, I'm okay. My car

1045
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 7: is fucked up. Wow, that's that's kind of the response

1046
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 7: it got. But wow. I asked him about it. He's

1047
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,399
Speaker 7: he's completely proud of it. He threw the mic down

1048
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 7: it and put his hands up in the air.

1049
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: That's how he responded, to throw the mic down and

1050
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: walk up.

1051
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 7: It is a funny joke. I mean, you can't tell

1052
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 7: it's a well done funny Joe like it. It's one

1053
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 7: of those it's one of those tragedy plus time or whatever.

1054
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 7: I mean, we've all heard nine eleven. Yeah, I got

1055
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 7: to say that.

1056
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 5: We all know the formula, but none of us can

1057
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 5: remember it.

1058
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 7: The week the week of nine time time plus tragedy, say,

1059
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 7: I don't even.

1060
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 5: Remember comedy the square room.

1061
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 7: Time plus tragedy equals ha ha ha ha squared. We

1062
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 7: all know that comedy plus time is tragedy. I just

1063
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 7: want to that's that's the way said that. That's good.

1064
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 7: That's a tweet right there, guys, you're gonna see it

1065
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 7: on my Twitter. Yeah, you just get You just got

1066
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 7: to verbalize comedy plus time is tragedy. And the joke

1067
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 7: being that you get you get old and hacky, it's tragedy.

1068
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: Time doesn't help at all.

1069
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 6: I just want to say that this has been the

1070
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,439
Speaker 6: first time I've driven in a while. Karen is better

1071
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 6: at multitasking or I keep saying that because you don't

1072
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 6: seem to be in a sweaty panic, but I am.

1073
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 5: Again, this will makes me nerd.

1074
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 7: What are you?

1075
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 5: I don't know. I feel like I'm gonna kill all

1076
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 5: of us.

1077
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 7: Oh with the Yeah, no, it's been bothering me.

1078
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: You're playing pretty cool.

1079
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Well I'm cool as a cucumber, but I'm

1080
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 6: it's a cucumber that might kill his friends.

1081
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 1: I marry Henry. You know you're clearly upset.

1082
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 5: Look at her and to think I'm a commercial stunt driver.

1083
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. You better.

1084
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 5: I better recognize you better. That was what you were

1085
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 5: going to say.

1086
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: My feeling, I'll just say it. This is a younger

1087
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: going to say, I'm definitely super I'm hungry right now.

1088
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: I'm very hungry when I show up.

1089
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 8: It shows like that that have that feeling of these

1090
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 8: people don't know the base of comedy rules, which is

1091
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,720
Speaker 8: like I was going to stand outside until the person

1092
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 8: who was on stage was done, and Tony walked up

1093
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 8: to the door.

1094
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 1: And was like come in, and it's like I know

1095
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: I can come in, Like God.

1096
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 8: Like, why didn't you just put the chairs facing the

1097
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 8: other walls when you walk in? Only the comic sees

1098
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 8: and everybody, you know what I mean, Like all these

1099
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 8: kind of just kind of doing the basic understanding.

1100
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 5: I hate when cops drive all weird, yeah.

1101
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: Because then you're like, I just passed him. You just

1102
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: passed a cop angrily.

1103
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, oh pull up next to me.

1104
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: You should have done this you don't even know drunk.

1105
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 7: Actually, I don't think you're allowed to have both ears and.

1106
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 6: Oh okay, certainly because well, I uh, it would make

1107
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 6: a very special episode.

1108
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 5: Everyone.

1109
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:32,399
Speaker 6: Uh, what if I get arrested right now for podcasting

1110
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 6: in the car. I'm certainly getting eyeballs. Everybody gets okay,

1111
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 6: well I'm not gonna do it right now because the

1112
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 6: fuzz is hot on our fender.

1113
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, he was very interested in what we got

1114
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 5: going on.

1115
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 6: We almost were the first podcast ever to get shut

1116
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 6: down by the Los Angeles Highway Patrol.

1117
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 8: What if here's what would be amazing if they also

1118
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,240
Speaker 8: were podcasting and we have like some kind of a cop.

1119
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 5: Welcome back to top. Hey what are those three doing?

1120
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, but they're brown. Let's throw them in ja.

1121
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be that. That's l

1122
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 5: a baby. Yep, that's right.

1123
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:16,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, Oh I really do they were Did they think

1124
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,720
Speaker 6: that our microphones were beers?

1125
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 7: Oh?

1126
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 5: Maybe yeah, maybe they thought we were a baby. Yeah.

1127
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 7: I had to pretend like I was giving a blowjob.

1128
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 7: That was really dumb to me.

1129
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 5: And actually you're pretending blow jobs feel great? That didn't

1130
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 5: come out. I'm just yeah, yeah, we're certainly not podcasting.

1131
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: Weird gay sex from the side.

1132
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 5: How dare you halt our mobile blow job unit.

1133
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 1: I'm just a witness that.

1134
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 7: Reminds me as long as we're bringing up our friend

1135
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 7: comics jokes.

1136
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 5: Augie Smith, you're the one that keeps up doing other people.

1137
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 7: I don't know. That's the way. It's fun. That's why

1138
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 7: I speak there advertising funny. Yeah, like all all those

1139
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 7: people that died of choking on their own vomit, and

1140
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 7: it's like, now that you were adults and we drink

1141
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 7: a lot, we're like, how much. I mean, it's not

1142
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 7: just because you're a rock star that you drink. More like,

1143
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 7: I know people that aren't rock stars that do drink

1144
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 7: that much. Nobody's choked on their own vomit. And then

1145
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 7: Augult was like, I think that's the cover story, and

1146
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 7: it makes you wonder how bad must the real story

1147
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 7: be if the cover is, Oh, yeah, he choked on

1148
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 7: his own vomit. Yeah, you know what was he really doing?

1149
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 7: Let's just tell me choked on his own Yeah?

1150
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 6: He said that could mean anything. He had too many

1151
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 6: bananas and started spinning. Yeah, I think I'm gonna.

1152
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 7: Okay, sorry, no, thank you, anyway, a lot of fun.

1153
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 6: It always helps. I just want to interrupt this. Well,

1154
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 6: I'm it's not interrupting it. I just as a side

1155
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 6: note if i'm if I'm driving the wrong direction, you

1156
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 6: guys pipe out.

1157
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,399
Speaker 1: No, this is perfect because this will take you straight

1158
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 1: up to where we're trying to go.

1159
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 6: Yep, we're going to go back to the one on

1160
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 6: one and eat us some Did you tape canutes and food?

1161
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 12: No?

1162
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 5: No I didn't. Oh my god, story that story, story, story, Yeah.

1163
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: He's so good. I was so excited he was going

1164
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 1: up before me.

1165
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 5: It did. Oddly though, his story made me want to

1166
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 5: run a marathon.

1167
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 7: It was I know that he ended up, and it

1168
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 7: made me not want to because I'm like, that's what

1169
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 7: would happen to me, because I don't think anybody thinks

1170
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 7: that's gonna happen. But he said he just blacked out.

1171
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: Well, and also ten ten blocks before it was over

1172
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: here in an entire.

1173
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 6: Marathon, and I can I believe the ending where he

1174
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 6: said he thought he was being abducted. That if you

1175
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 6: just woke yeah and there's dudes hanging above you, Yeah,

1176
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 6: that would be my initial response, especially if they were

1177
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:43,720
Speaker 6: wearing like Hawaiian shirts.

1178
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 7: I was hoping he taped it and then that way

1179
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 7: we could sell it. Yeah, let's do why not? Why

1180
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 7: not bootleg every comedy show?

1181
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: Yes, and so no matter how small or hot or weird.

1182
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 7: Legal to just videotape everybody.

1183
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then we can go on sound Exchange and

1184
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:04,720
Speaker 6: collect all the proceeds. Apparently Henry had an old manager

1185
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:06,760
Speaker 6: who went on sound Exchange.

1186
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 5: I don't care, you can stop me. I'm gonna say

1187
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 5: his name. What I've been told you might as well

1188
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:12,320
Speaker 5: say his name. Who was it?

1189
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 6: I don't know, but he went on sound Exchange and

1190
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 6: signed up on comics, some of them dead comics.

1191
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 5: And what's collecting how much a month? Ten grand a month?

1192
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 7: No, I guess Drugg is what I've been told.

1193
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 5: He was a manager at something and something like.

1194
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 7: Well, apparently he can't even show his face in the

1195
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 7: comedy scene anymore because that pissed people off. But he does,

1196
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 7: I think it's illegal.

1197
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 5: Does keep showing.

1198
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 1: People are fine with it. It's pretty nice.

1199
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 5: It is a beautiful thing, even though you know.

1200
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 7: It's crooked, don't you you go you got a lot

1201
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 7: of face showing your balls around. I've got a tweet.

1202
00:56:57,800 --> 00:56:58,760
Speaker 7: That's a second tweet.

1203
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,240
Speaker 5: You've got a lot of face. He's showing your calcer

1204
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 5: zips up pants and walks out. That's great.

1205
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that's that reminds there was a guy

1206
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 6: in my hometown of Missoula, Montana, where there if you

1207
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,839
Speaker 6: do get a parking ticket at a meter, it's five

1208
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 6: dollars and if you're from out of town, they.

1209
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 5: Leave you a note that says, ohops, you messed up.

1210
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 5: Thanks for visiting though.

1211
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 6: And there's coupons on the back of the ticket for

1212
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 6: the no. But the guy that was the head of

1213
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 6: the parking commission in Missoula was going around and taking

1214
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 6: emptying the meters and putting him all that it was changed.

1215
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:41,360
Speaker 6: But he is doing it all day and earning extra money.

1216
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 6: And someone watched him do it and they're like, that

1217
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 6: guy just took the money out and put it in

1218
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 6: a thing. I'm gonna look into that. And he got caught.

1219
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 6: And that's a long story. But it is similar to

1220
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 6: you know a comedy manager who.

1221
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 5: Then oh yeah, yeah, comics.

1222
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same verb.

1223
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 6: It's stealing from your specific thing that you're supposed to

1224
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:04,959
Speaker 6: be keeping.

1225
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 5: Peer.

1226
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, can I change the subject back to a comedy

1227
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 8: show where you're out just for one second, for God's sake,

1228
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 8: because this is my and I know it's I'm going

1229
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 8: back negative, but it's not personally negative.

1230
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 7: Is starting to sound like a good idea, you can

1231
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 7: long enough, sh it's boring.

1232
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 8: Well, I was just gonna say uh during my set,

1233
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 8: which was just deeply soul quiet. So at one point

1234
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 8: it felt like seven people were taking flash photography pictures

1235
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 8: of me were just like, who wants this?

1236
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 7: Who? What is it for?

1237
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 8: Like comedy shows, there's always some fucking photographer.

1238
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 7: I've finally gotten immune to it, but I don't want

1239
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 7: to be. Remember the there was a show called What's

1240
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 7: Happening the Kids out There? And there was one where

1241
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 7: we Run had an idea that he was he was

1242
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 7: gonna go to the Doobie Brothers.

1243
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 1: Yes and Bootlegged Yeah, And I guess, you know.

1244
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 7: Doobie brother was like the band that agreed to do it,

1245
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 7: but it probably wouldn't have been you know, Rerun's favorite

1246
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 7: the way he danced, you know, but no, But anyway,

1247
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 7: so I guess that there was this It was a

1248
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 7: very special What's Happening And they go in there and

1249
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 7: they get caught into the legging because he brought a

1250
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 7: tape recorder. At the end, the Dopee Brothers say, you know,

1251
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 7: rerun a lot of they were acting and everything. They're like,

1252
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 7: you know, a lot of a lot of you know,

1253
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 7: musicians are losing a lot of their royalties because people

1254
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 7: like you are coming in and they're you know. So

1255
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 7: it was like that was a really bad thing and

1256
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 7: it was ingrained in me. But now what we just

1257
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 7: forgot about that. It's fine now to just go and

1258
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 7: record any show that you go to. I guess because

1259
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 7: it's so easy to it's so hard to enforce. They

1260
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 7: just let you.

1261
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 6: Like comedy clubs like that, Shitty Flappers and stuff, they

1262
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 6: will like just tell you, hey, we're going to record

1263
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 6: your sets. So if you want a copy of it,

1264
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 6: you know, let the guy know and you can buy

1265
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 6: it for ten bucks. Oh whoa, whoa Wait, Actually, no,

1266
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 6: you don't have a right to record me at all.

1267
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 5: No, don't just want that's.

1268
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 7: Part of the contract that they give you.

1269
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 5: And I love I love saying no to that.

1270
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1271
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,959
Speaker 8: I loved that episode of What's Happening because the entire

1272
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 8: concert stopped this rerun, put a tape recorder that you

1273
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 8: would have used in the seventies grammar school, like with

1274
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,439
Speaker 8: the red button and everything. Oh yeah, and he had

1275
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 8: it like on his chest, but he danced. He was

1276
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 8: wearing a raincoat. It fell out and the concert stopped immediately.

1277
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 7: Oh is that what it was?

1278
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 5: Because of the noise it made hitting the ground.

1279
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 7: So they're literally at a giant rock concert and a

1280
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 7: tape recorder falling down gets hurt.

1281
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 5: What was that noise? That's all stopped drumming and saying it.

1282
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 7: Like the Doobie Brothers were probably just playing in a nightclub.

1283
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 1: And then d had that rad joke where she goes,

1284
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: y'all don't look like brothers.

1285
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 11: Than me.

1286
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 7: To her? Man, what is right? You know what? D

1287
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 7: was so damn fun He was the best. And we

1288
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 7: looked her up. What she's doing?

1289
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 1: She was she's a veterinary. Brian Postsain went to her

1290
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: as a veterinarian.

1291
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 7: How could she be that funny? She had the greatest timing.

1292
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: She's as like a child, my child.

1293
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 5: My dad used to write jokes, Oh no, look like

1294
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 5: brothers to me. That's funny. Yeah, I love that.

1295
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 6: Comics go off and just you know what, I like

1296
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 6: animals and they changed their career become a hilarious veterinarian.

1297
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 7: I like it.

1298
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry, I don't know if that made sense. I

1299
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 6: did a lame change and I got nervous and lost

1300
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 6: my train of fun.

1301
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 7: Or they've become metheatics, like some of them.

1302
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 5: If there's only two decisions, I think.

1303
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 7: The one from love, but I'm going into Isaac.

1304
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 5: No, he became a real bartender.

1305
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, Julie.

1306
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: Julie had a cook problem, right.

1307
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, well what's the one with the yellow teeth? Just general? Well, no, no, yeah,

1308
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 7: I don't know. I think she had that. Well, well

1309
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 7: maybe it's I guess if you're doing coke, you're probably

1310
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 7: also not. It's it's probably more of a coincidence. It's

1311
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 7: it's false causality.

1312
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 1: It's like you're so covered up you don't.

1313
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 7: Care about your teeth that much because you're like, well,

1314
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 7: I'm dying.

1315
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: I have all these other concerns.

1316
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, oh, who's hungry?

1317
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 7: I'm speaking of teeth?

1318
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 5: Can I go in there?

1319
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 7: Hungry is great?

1320
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 9: Like that?

1321
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, you're never hitting nothing one on one.

1322
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,480
Speaker 7: I gotta watch that episode, but.

1323
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 5: I want to see that episode of What's Happening.

1324
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I think a lot of these hipsters should

1325
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 7: see it too. Yeah, you know our listeners, Hey, guys,

1326
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 7: watch that What's Happening episode and think about just think

1327
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 7: about what happened to rerun and what the Doobie Brothers

1328
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:47,320
Speaker 7: said about losing their royalties.

1329
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: Let's think about.

1330
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:53,919
Speaker 7: There. Yeah, but a bunch of extremely wealthy, successful white

1331
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 7: guys going into the inner city and talking to three

1332
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 7: black kids about how they're going to lose their royalties.

1333
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 1: Be careful of our royalties. Yeah, I don't get to

1334
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: have free entertainment.

1335
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:08,959
Speaker 7: With your biggest tape recorder you stole from the grammar school. Yeah,

1336
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 7: I can. Okay, it is a spot. Yeah, if you

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01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 7: watch it now, like kids will probably be like, why

1338
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 7: why didn't he just bring this small Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 6: That didn't make a loud enough noise to stop a concert.

1340
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 6: Speaking of stop in the concert, let's stop.

1341
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 5: Just pulled in.

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01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 6: We're gonna eat. That was a great we we covered

1343
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 6: a lot of ground. That was Henry's first time co

1344
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 6: hosting with me. Even though are two minutes, well, I'm

1345
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 6: getting them wrap up. Okay, you know this is my

1346
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 6: conclusionary wrap up.

1347
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,479
Speaker 7: I just had a really quick question. Oh so, Karen

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01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 7: Is that true? Is that really what happened with the

1349
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 7: the ending that I didn't know if you were making

1350
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 7: that as a joke. Did did we runs tape recorder

1351
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 7: really fall? Oh? Yeah, that is that's how that I could.

1352
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 7: I could also see you just making that up and

1353
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 7: at that being a scenario. Also, no, no, no, that's

1354
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 7: the real I.

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01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: Remember that episode really specifically.

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01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 7: Okay, because I just had to clarify that. It sounds

1357
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 7: like you could just rattle that off in thirty seconds

1358
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 7: as a plot.

1359
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:06,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, that's.

1360
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 7: What they must have done. It's somebody dances and then

1361
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 7: it falls out.

1362
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: It just falls. It's a big deal. People don't care

1363
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:14,800
Speaker 1: about the details.

1364
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 6: Like it's so far fetched that you could just blurt

1365
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 6: it out in the future in the back of a car.

1366
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 7: That is great. Yeah, and I would have bought.

1367
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,360
Speaker 5: Well, I'm a.

1368
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 6: Low on blood sugar. We all smell Henry, especially, I'm sorry.

1369
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:32,480
Speaker 6: I no, no, I mean you noticed it the most,

1370
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 6: probably that I was saying. But we're gonna wrap it

1371
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 6: up to Henry. Thanks for being on our.

1372
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:42,040
Speaker 7: Very fun I was really the guest. I mean that's right. Yeah.

1373
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 6: Isn't this interesting that Karen you were the guest. I'm

1374
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 6: going to give you both equal guest credit, and then

1375
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 6: I'm going to take away the co host credit from

1376
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 6: Henry and give that to myself.

1377
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 1: So oh, this is my first time, So Henry gets nothing.

1378
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 6: Henry's a guest, half a guest, You're half a guest,

1379
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 6: and I am both the host and co host of

1380
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:07,760
Speaker 6: this episode of E Y N A R.

1381
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 1: I leave and I you wanna way back home? Either way,

1382
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:15,919
Speaker 1: we want to be there.

1383
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

1384
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 2: time and a urmano engage.

1385
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 3: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome

1386
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 3: you back home.

1387
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 1: Tell us all about every scared he was?

1388
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:37,919
Speaker 4: It fine.

1389
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:40,160
Speaker 1: Now porn?

1390
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1391
01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1392
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,360
Speaker 7: Do you need to ride?

1393
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1394
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1395
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: Do you need ride? Do you need to ride?

1396
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 15: Do you need

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01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 5: With Karen and Chriss