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Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for it. Would you

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Speaker 1: rather here's the first question. Would you rather get a

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Speaker 1: paper cut on your finger every time you turn the

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Speaker 1: page of a book or a magazine or something, Or

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Speaker 1: would you rather bite your tongue every time you eat?

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Speaker 1: So what's worse?

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Speaker 2: Give me that paper cut?

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Speaker 3: Cut? Paper cuts? I'll take the paper hook because I

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Speaker 3: ain't reading no book no way, so that ain't going

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Speaker 3: to be too much damage.

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Speaker 2: Time. I don't never read more than a page anyway.

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Speaker 2: I beat a page. Bite my damn tongue.

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Speaker 1: I think I'd rather bite my tongue.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you don't. We must have never been it before.

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Speaker 1: I've been tongue before.

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Speaker 2: But I don't like paper cuts.

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Speaker 1: I hate that.

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Speaker 2: Coming up, that cut. I can't bite. I hate biting

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Speaker 2: my tongue, biting my jaw Ya.

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Speaker 3: That is painful and molus when the molars chopped down, lord,

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Speaker 3: And then you do it back to back?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes?

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Speaker 2: Make what is wrong with me? You a long and

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Speaker 2: take that the heel in there? Yeah? A long time?

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: Here's another one. Would you rather be a little late,

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Speaker 1: just a little bit late, or just way too early?

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Speaker 1: Way too early?

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Speaker 2: I'm going with the little late. Really, I'm a celebrity.

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Speaker 1: Cordially, Oh yeah, you're a celebrity.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be way too early.

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Speaker 3: Sit up in here for I'm sitting up in here

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Speaker 3: off it like I'm thirsty, Like if y'all know this

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Speaker 3: will be yeah, Hey, yeah, I'm sitting up here like

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Speaker 3: I ain't got no work or nothing role, I shouldn't

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Speaker 3: want to do this show. Hey, how y'all doing this?

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Speaker 3: Speaking of to come in? That's Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 2: Hi, guys, how you doing? I'm here? Hey, just let

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Speaker 2: that Yeah, hen't just let whoever it is, let's let's

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Speaker 2: let him know here. But five minutes early? Really need this?

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, you're a celebrity.

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Speaker 2: So I hate being late.

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Speaker 3: I had a guy one time though This happened in

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Speaker 3: New Orleans, and me and him fell out behind. This

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Speaker 3: had a meeting doing Essence Festival with this guy at

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Speaker 3: this restaurant, and I had I had a driver, and

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Speaker 3: so the driver got caught up in traffic and was waiting,

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Speaker 3: and so when I got to the restaurant, I got

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Speaker 3: there ten minutes late.

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Speaker 2: This guy was.

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Speaker 3: A white collar Wall Street guy. He said, wow, are

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Speaker 3: you late? I said, yeah, I called you man, I

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Speaker 3: was running behind him. My driver got stuck in traffic.

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Speaker 3: He said, you didn't think to get a cab. I said, no,

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Speaker 3: I didn't think to get a cab. Well, if if

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Speaker 3: a cab would have gotten you here on time, you

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Speaker 3: think that would have been better. I said no, I

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Speaker 3: can't get in cabs, dog, I'm famous. I don't know

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Speaker 3: what to do for it to take me. I got

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Speaker 3: a drive all of a sudden, he got Steve Harven

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Speaker 3: the cabinw I'm in the back of the French Quarter

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Speaker 3: getting my ass whipped.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.