1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:04,920 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Today's dirty little secret is definitely 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 1: going to be a weird one, make very everybody uncomfortable. 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: Maybe it's it's time for your dirty little secret. Member 4 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: text in four one O six one. If you have 5 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. It 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: doesn't matter. We will keep you anonymous. We don't even 7 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets a 8 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. Who calls into the show to tell 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret. And I say, it's gonna 10 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: be awkward because on the phone right now is awkward 11 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 1: butt dial. It's an awkward situation. It's kind of for 12 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 1: Yoda Yoda. Okay, what about Yoda on an awkward butt dial? 13 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: I know if he has a phone. Okay, that's weird 14 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: Yoda on awkward butt dials on the phone. What's up 15 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: Yoda on an awkward butt dial? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, baby, Yoda. 16 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret for us? Yeah, 17 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: I guess, I do. I do? Um So, I my 18 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: my wife and I had a kid about a happy 19 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 1: year ago. You see, six months old, and we split. 20 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,639 Speaker 1: You know, of course responsibilities with him, but I'm clearly 21 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 1: had a kid about a kid. Yeah, yeah, I've got 22 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 1: a yeah like a child. I didn't hear you. I 23 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: didn't understand kid, Like for whatever reason, maybe I z 24 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: owned out. And then I heard six months. I was like, 25 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: I wond if it's time about to get her a car? Okay, 26 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 1: so your wife like a mini mini Yoda. We've got 27 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: a baby Yoda. Okay. Nice. Uh he's he's a he's 28 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: a total badass. But um, I'm I'm I'm the I'm 29 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 1: the good cop in the relationship. Like my wife's the 30 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: bad cops. She's always trying to, uh just set down 31 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: orders and rules. She wants to keep you up ye 32 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:47,320 Speaker 1: parenting discip. She's the punished for sure. She's a she's 33 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: definitely dead vader. Yeah. So whenever my wife goes out 34 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: like this is my he's a little buddy, it's my partner. Crime. 35 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: So we watched food with like Call of Duty. Um, 36 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: you can play at six months old? Wow? Yeahs with me, right, Like, 37 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: clearly my wife doesn't want him to do this stuff, right, Like, 38 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 1: she doesn't want him exposed to that. She's got her 39 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: own viewers even going on there. Yeah, I don't know. 40 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: She thinks like maybe it'll he'll turn out you know, 41 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:18,679 Speaker 1: like a crazy wacko. But I think it's gonna be fine. 42 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,399 Speaker 1: So your wife would have a problem with that, for sure. Yeah, 43 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: she she might be a little upset, right, she might. 44 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: She might be very upset if she found out like 45 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,799 Speaker 1: he was, you know, watching comfort with me. Um. Definitely 46 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: the diet, Like she's got all these thoughts on diet 47 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: like these. He can only eat organic, he can only 48 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 1: said yeah food, Yeah, letting meet a little ice cream 49 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 1: once in a while, get him a chocolate bar six months. Yeah, 50 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 1: let the kid live, Come on, the kid grow a 51 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 1: little bit. So you basically, when your wife's gone, you 52 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: do all the stuff that she doesn't want you to 53 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,799 Speaker 1: do with your kids. Well, yeah, I just let him 54 00:02:54,800 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: live a little. Thank you. So my wife comes back 55 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: from girls' nights, um, a couple of nights ago, right, 56 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,959 Speaker 1: and she comes in and well, yeah, here's here's the 57 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: bad part is that I didn't I didn't realize that 58 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: she'd be home as she watched. Came in and there's 59 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 1: some throw up everywhere. And I didn't see where there. 60 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,519 Speaker 1: I didn't see where baby got in thrown. No, see, 61 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,800 Speaker 1: you gave him so much chocolate that he puked. Yeah, 62 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:31,119 Speaker 1: what he went overboard. Yeah, your child at six months 63 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: years of age. I don't think you should feed your 64 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: child at six months chocolate, let alone that much chocolate. It'sous, 65 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: it is delicious, but like wait until a year, like 66 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,840 Speaker 1: like what about allergies. Yeah, I don't think he has 67 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 1: any allergies to set a little you know, upset tommy allergies. Yeah, yeah, 68 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 1: you sound a lot like my wife right now, because 69 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: we know we're talking about exactly what your wife would say. 70 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 1: So she found all this throw up because you had 71 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 1: given you get a bunch of chocolate or so she 72 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: seed it. And yeah, I had to I had to 73 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: take the blame myself, Like I had to take one 74 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: for the team and tell her it was me what 75 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: so grew up? I forgot to clean it up. Yeah, 76 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: well I told her that. I just I didn't even 77 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 1: not clean it up. I just I had like going on, 78 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,160 Speaker 1: I had to change it. I ever ready to take 79 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: care of our kid. I just forgot right. Yeah, and 80 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: then by the time I got back to it, she 81 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: she was there. So uh and so now she's got 82 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,240 Speaker 1: me myself, She got me and the baby on a 83 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:33,520 Speaker 1: strict diant Like, dude, you're eating way too me kisses 84 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 1: when I'm caught. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. 85 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.