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Speaker 1: If anyone listening has gone through their first home purchase,

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Speaker 1: you know, can be a really stressful situation.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you need a lot of money for that.

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Speaker 2: Why I gave up, dude. And there's so much paperwork,

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Speaker 2: and maybe you won't get the house.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we won't get the house.

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Speaker 1: Especially tough when the mortgage company's dragging their feet on

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Speaker 1: it and it's coming down to the last day to

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Speaker 1: get everything all wrapped up. Oh well, that's what happened

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Speaker 1: to one guy. He only had twenty four hours left

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Speaker 1: to close on his brand new house. Oh and thankfully

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Speaker 1: his best friend contacted us to prank, because you know

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Speaker 1: who wouldn't want an extremely distracted Jose in charge of

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Speaker 1: your homemade I can help.

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Speaker 2: I think you're gonna make him cry.

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Speaker 1: That's your brand new phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now, it's another on the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, is this breast.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we did.

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Speaker 2: Hi. My name's Grayson. I'm calling for mortgage.

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Speaker 4: Oh hi, Hi, I.

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Speaker 3: Was going over your file, Brett, and it looks like

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Speaker 3: everything's in order.

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Speaker 2: On our end, so good luck.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, Yeah, I.

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Speaker 5: Was sorry, Like I was saying, it looks like it

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Speaker 5: looks like we got all your documents.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna pass this on to the processor.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, I'm sorry, what is that? Annoyed?

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Speaker 2: What say that again?

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Speaker 4: Something's going on in the background and you kind of

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Speaker 4: sound out of breath.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah that Oh yeah?

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Speaker 4: What is that? It's a little distracting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm working from home today.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to set up againness world record for the

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Speaker 5: most I'm sorry, the most amount of time hitting a

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Speaker 5: ping pong ball against the wall.

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Speaker 2: What I know, it's pretty ambitious, But you're in good hands.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute.

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Speaker 2: I've been using my other hand to check all your documents.

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Speaker 4: No, this is very important to me. This is gonna

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Speaker 4: be my first home purchase. I need you to double

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Speaker 4: check everything.

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Speaker 2: And we are so proud of you.

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Speaker 5: Here take you were choosing us, But no, I totally

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Speaker 5: I checked everything.

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Speaker 2: I think I did.

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: No, do you think I got it all?

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Speaker 4: This is ridiculous. This is my first home and I

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Speaker 4: need somebody that's gonna give some attention to it, not

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Speaker 4: somebody that's trying to break a ping pong ball record.

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Speaker 4: That is idiotic.

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Speaker 5: You're in luck, Brett, because you came to the best

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Speaker 5: guy here, and if anything goes wrong, I can check

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Speaker 5: it in fourteen hours, in fifty three minutes. Once I'm

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Speaker 5: done with.

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Speaker 4: This fourteen hours. No, I need I close on this

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Speaker 4: house tomorrow. I need to talk to somebody who can

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Speaker 4: do this for me.

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Speaker 2: Listen, you don't have to trust me.

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Speaker 5: I should totally do my job, and also, in the meantime,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: Crush a world record at the same time. If anything,

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Speaker 2: you should be impressed.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe what I'm hearing right now. I'm not impressed.

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Speaker 4: I'm getting kissed. To be totally honest.

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Speaker 5: Well, are you saying that I'm not doing my job

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Speaker 5: because I am I'm here?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying. I need to

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Speaker 4: speak with a supervisor or someone else, or anyone else. Really.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, no, oh my god?

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Speaker 4: What is going on?

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Speaker 2: I lost it? I lost it because of you?

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Speaker 4: Are you your kiddians?

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Speaker 2: I couldn't keep focused. Why do you do that to

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Speaker 2: be friends?

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Speaker 4: I didn't do anything. You called me halfway through trying

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Speaker 4: to set some dumb world record when you should have

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Speaker 4: been working on my mortgage.

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Speaker 2: Well you don't think I feel bad enough. I just

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Speaker 2: wasted the last nine minutes of my life.

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Speaker 4: You're only nine minutes into the record.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think maybe eight.

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Speaker 4: Why would you call me nine minutes in? Well?

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Speaker 2: I got bored?

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Speaker 5: What else am I gonna do during a fifteen hour

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Speaker 5: old record?

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Speaker 4: You could be working on my house?

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Speaker 2: Okay, starting over?

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Speaker 4: But no, no, don't start over?

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Speaker 2: Well, how haven't keep going? How else?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: How else? Can I tell you? This is a Primes

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Speaker 2: phone call? Bred's idiot? What I lost it again?

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Speaker 4: Stops about one frank phone call.

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Speaker 2: This brank phone call, the one you're currently in.

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Speaker 3: Because this is actually Jose from the Ratio show Fricking Jeffrey.

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Speaker 4: In the morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Your buddy Darren set you up.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 2: He said you were super stressed. You're waiting on your

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Speaker 2: first ever mortgage.

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Speaker 3: To be accepted, so he knew you were like prime

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Speaker 3: and ready for a phone town.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's stressful enough without talking to some idiot

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Speaker 4: playing ping pong.

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Speaker 2: Dude, it's totally a sound effect, like I can there

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 4: I was getting so angry, what.

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Speaker 3: Dude, you don't trust me? I can't do a mortgage

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Speaker 3: in one hand and crush them. Ginness Records with another.

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Speaker 4: You have no faith, my friend, apparently nothing.

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Speaker 3: We'll come join Ping Pong mortgage. Oh wait, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: I'm back up again. Can I call you back in

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Speaker 3: fifteen hours Bretton, I'll just put you on hold, just

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Speaker 3: down the line, okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh I think you hung up. Oh I missed the

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Speaker 2: ball again.

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Speaker 4: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 4: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning