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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Day Mornings. That's one only

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Speaker 1: on the new Hits one oh six one. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Day from retirement home. I'm looking for Mike. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is him. I have a bit of an issue

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Speaker 1: right now with your mum. She has an emergency. Do

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Speaker 1: you mind if I transfer you over to her? Please?

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Speaker 1: Oh please just hold on for one second? Ocay? Oh yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh hello? Can someone please contact my bed Pam failed

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Speaker 1: it up already three times, sir. I'm very sorry. I'm

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Speaker 1: waiting for Carol. You're not a nurse. No, then, got here?

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Speaker 1: I need my bed pan changed, y'all. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be talking to Carol, my mother. This

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Speaker 1: is maybe Mabel. Maybe. I'm sorry. I'm nobody's mama, but

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Speaker 1: I've practiced a lot. Oh my goodness. You know how

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Speaker 1: long it's been since I've been service. You'll use anything

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Speaker 1: around you know that nuck massager? Can you just put

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Speaker 1: me on hold? Hold on? Not? That was gross. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Dave from his retirement home. How may I

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Speaker 1: help you? Listen? I need to know what's wrong with

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Speaker 1: my mom? He said, it's emergency. What's going on here? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Mike Mike, she just was really frantic about wanting to

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Speaker 1: speak to you. Just stay on hold. Okay, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to get right to her right now. Okay, hold on

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Speaker 1: the line for one second. Unbelievable. Are you calling about

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Speaker 1: my sponge bath? No, I'm not calling the bout to

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Speaker 1: spice bath, Sir. Who's this? Well? Who is this? My

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Speaker 1: name's Eddie Buck. Oh. This is about time where Sarah

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Speaker 1: calls me because she comes in here and she gives

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Speaker 1: me my sponge bath. And I was all ready for

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Speaker 1: the hot talk and instead I about you not at it. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'd have nothing to do you sponge bath. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to get to my mother, y'all? All? Who is this all?

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Speaker 1: You want to wax my nose hair? No, ma'am, I

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Speaker 1: don't I find any other hair? No, absolutely not. That

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Speaker 1: is inappropriate. Man. Just send me back to the receptionist, please. Fine.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to service my engine either. Oh

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Speaker 1: oh my god, Hi, this is day from retirement home.

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Speaker 1: How might I help you? What the it's going on?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Mike? Hey, my, how's it going? Did you

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Speaker 1: get everything sorted out with your mum? No? I didn't

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Speaker 1: get everything sorted out. I haven't even talked to her yet.

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Speaker 1: I talked to a dozen other people. Don't I need

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Speaker 1: to get connected to my mother. You called me and

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Speaker 1: said there's an emergency, so connect, hey, Dave? Oh no, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: Sarahl is false to come by and give me my bath?

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Speaker 1: Is that, Eddie? Is that my favorite y? Who's that yelling?

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Speaker 1: And I hear somebody yelling over there on the phone? Connect?

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Speaker 1: It sounds like someone's yelling on the phone line trying

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Speaker 1: are you the Schmendrick? And they messed up my sponge bath?

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Speaker 1: And go back to bed. I just want to borrow

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Speaker 1: someone's massage. Shut up. Well, we don't actually work at

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Speaker 1: the retirement home, and I'm definitely not Mabel, But I

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Speaker 1: could he still use a sponge bath? Oh? Eddie wasn't

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Speaker 1: going on? What's up? Man? This is Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show along with Alex and English. Even. Hi, your

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Speaker 1: mom Carol actually set you up for a prank phone call. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's a joke. She actually requested that we do

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Speaker 1: this to you. Oh my god, Yeah, she said, thought

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Speaker 1: she got some of her friends to listen to. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so funny. Oh well, she's been with me her whole

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Speaker 1: lot it's got a great sense of humor. Yeah, wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubil phone breaks, we'd say, mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Only on the new hits one oh

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Speaker 1: six point one