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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is p D. Can's thee assistant to the principal

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Speaker 1: here at high school. Is this Brad's mommy?

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is Ali.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, hello Ali? How are you? I'm calling

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Speaker 1: today because I need to speak with you about your son? Okay?

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Will? I mean? I figure you probably know you do

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Speaker 1: live with him?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know what's going on? Is everything? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well? Unfortunately, no, I'm calling today because I have to

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Speaker 1: let you know that he is not going to be

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Speaker 1: passing this year and he's going to need to do

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Speaker 1: summer school if he hopes to move on to the

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Speaker 1: tenth grade.

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Speaker 2: What is the reasoning here? He is perfect, braids, I

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Speaker 2: don't understand why he would not be passing.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're not all perfect, are they?

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Speaker 2: I get his report cards? They're all perfect?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Well, yes, he has nearly perfect grades. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: go all the ways perfect. But I do understand you're

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Speaker 1: his mom, SOA's probably I won't see it. He is

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Speaker 1: a little bit too smart for his own good don't you.

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Speaker 2: Think what is too smart for his own goodness? Well?

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Speaker 1: Your son is always walking around here sort of like

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Speaker 1: he knows everything, you know, very condescending, very sort of

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Speaker 1: cocky about how his grades are, especially to me.

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Speaker 2: I don't care if he's the most cocky child in

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Speaker 2: the world. He is getting grade grades. He should be

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Speaker 2: not be going to summer school, so he should be

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Speaker 2: going on to the tenth grade.

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Speaker 1: We have decided here in the office that he should

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Speaker 1: be knocked down a peg or two. So he's going

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Speaker 1: to have to do summer school if he hopes to

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Speaker 1: pass to the tenth grade. So he can, you know,

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Speaker 1: come back and can really try to prove it. No,

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Speaker 1: I want to Yeah, yeah, I think you got something

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Speaker 1: confused and it's yes what Yeah, you said no, But

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Speaker 1: the answer is yes, he's going to have to do something.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I want to talk to the

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Speaker 2: Prince of Well, I'm going to come in for a meeting.

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Speaker 2: This is absolutely insane. I've never heard anything so asinine

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Speaker 2: in my entire life. Okay, he already has planned to

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Speaker 2: go to camp this summer. Everything is planned out. He

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Speaker 2: has perfect grades. He's not going to summer school.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, I don't think he's quite earned going to

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Speaker 1: summer camp.

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Speaker 2: To you, I absolutely do. H what do you mean

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Speaker 2: he walks around like he's cocky.

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Speaker 1: Well, the other day he was in the office dropping

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Speaker 1: off something and he just has that look. You know,

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Speaker 1: that look that people have when they have like a

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Speaker 1: four point zero GPA, great average, just that look. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that I'm smarter than you, and you're

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Speaker 1: an adult type of look.

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Speaker 2: You know, obviously you're threatened by how smarty is I

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Speaker 2: want to talk to the principal.

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Speaker 1: I mean, okay, yeah, no, not threatened at all. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I went to the same high school, and I'll have

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Speaker 1: you know that I have the highest GPA. Ever, I

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Speaker 1: don't care about you.

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Speaker 2: I care about my friend.

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Speaker 1: If you look at the history books of the students

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Speaker 1: at this high school, you'll see my name at the

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Speaker 1: top of the list. Actually, again, I do not care.

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Speaker 2: I care about my son, and I would like to

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Speaker 2: talk to the principal. Is that what this is about,

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Speaker 2: because he's on his way to beating your grape point average?

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Speaker 1: Uh well, no, it's more about, you know, just sort

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Speaker 1: of that what it is.

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Speaker 2: You're scared because you peaked in high school.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well I did not peak in high school.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, right, you're the assistant to the principle, and

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Speaker 2: you're scared that my son is going to beat your

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Speaker 2: grape point average because you have such a sad, little

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Speaker 2: lonely life.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, I guess I see where your son Brad

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Speaker 1: gets his attitude from.

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Speaker 2: Hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I wasn't joking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it. Now, let's go get your principle

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Speaker 2: on the phone so I can actually talk to an

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Speaker 2: adult and talk about adult things.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you didn't hear me, I'm the assistant to

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Speaker 1: the principle, so I'm just as good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not the principal. You're the assistant, meaning you

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Speaker 2: handle his phone calls and get him a coffee. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you know, you're not even an actual assistant. You're just

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Speaker 2: being an assistant to the principle. Just put me in

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Speaker 2: touch with your principle. By this, I'm undone. You will

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Speaker 2: no longer have a job.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll fine. Then I'll let you know that this

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Speaker 1: is actually Dubal from the Jubil Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you. And do you hear your son Brad

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Speaker 1: set you up.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill him.

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Speaker 1: He said that he's got perfect grades and you're sending

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Speaker 1: him a summer camp and he wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: It's just so ridiculous. I knew something was wrong. Oh

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Speaker 2: my gosh, wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.