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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. One time, here you dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret to tell us, you can say anything. Nobody

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Speaker 1: will ever know who you are. We don't even know

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Speaker 1: who you are. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. So on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now is Captain Jack Sparrow, the Pirate

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Speaker 1: of the Caribbean. From the Pirates of the Caribbean is

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Speaker 1: the Pirate of the Caribbean, the only one you all right? Well,

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Speaker 1: how are you? Oh my, that was so terrible? What's up? Man?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm all right? Um, feeling feeling a

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Speaker 1: little guilty? Um, well, out there swashbuckling so much? I

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Speaker 1: bet you are? You are? Are you? I'm so such

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Speaker 1: an idiot? Okay, like it? You're feeling guilty? Yeah? Um.

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Speaker 1: After so my buddy's we went out drinking um and

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Speaker 1: later that night, I uh, I ended up pooping my

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Speaker 1: pants And wait, hold on, did you say you poop

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Speaker 1: poo your pants? I pooped and I put yeah, oh wow,

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Speaker 1: you're pooped and puked. That sounds like very dirty little secrets.

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Speaker 1: So what's okay? You were with your buddies, you said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And then so were you at a house or something?

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Speaker 1: And then also I want to know where are you

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Speaker 1: pumped because I know where the pooping it up. Also,

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Speaker 1: I've been there before. Man, what congratulations? If you had

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Speaker 1: the trifecta, that means you peed also and then you

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Speaker 1: just have done them all a total buddy. That's a

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Speaker 1: triple pee. But yeah, I've been there before in my life.

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Speaker 1: It's not that it's a pretty shameful feeling the next

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Speaker 1: morning to go, WHOA put the pizza in my pants?

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Speaker 1: Not I have a lot of experience with it. Was

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Speaker 1: it was that my friend's place, and they they had

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Speaker 1: no idea, They had no idea it was me. They

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Speaker 1: actually thought it was their dogs who did Yeah. They

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Speaker 1: text me about it later, and I just went with

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Speaker 1: it because, you know, I didn't want to say, what

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Speaker 1: would they think it's their dog? When you guys were drinking? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: really drunk? Right, and you have you had to have

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Speaker 1: been really drunk. Yeah, I hope that after a sip

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Speaker 1: of wine. Yeah, But I feel bad because they spend

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Speaker 1: a ton of money at the vet trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out like what was wrong with their dog because it

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Speaker 1: was it was. My friend was saying, that is just

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Speaker 1: a lot of poop, like, we think something's wrong with

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Speaker 1: their dog. So they started getting really worried and they

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Speaker 1: spent all this money at the vet. They found out

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Speaker 1: that it wasn't the dog, And so the poop and

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Speaker 1: the puke were they in like the same space? Like

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Speaker 1: on the space no no, I end. I ended up

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Speaker 1: puking in the toilet, but I pooped in the staircase

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Speaker 1: because I couldn't hold it in. What the hell you

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Speaker 1: can hold it in? But like pants, then the opposite thing.

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Speaker 1: You should have done better to puke under the stairs

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Speaker 1: and do the other thing in the toilet. Why would

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Speaker 1: you leave the toilet off to puking and be like,

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Speaker 1: now I need a poop, let's go to the staircase.

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Speaker 1: I I was so drunk I thought it was all

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Speaker 1: going to the same place. But clearly I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: How long ago was this? Oh this was like last week. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: And you didn't say anything your friends. Come on, it's

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Speaker 1: a hilarious story to tell your friends, Like I haven't been.

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Speaker 1: I used to get drunk a lot, okay, like a

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Speaker 1: real drunk, and you used to wake up on people's porches.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was random people's just a doorstep somewhere,

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Speaker 1: somebody going, hey, you can't sleep here, trying to get

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Speaker 1: out of the house. And I'm like, I realized that out.

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Speaker 1: I could not even imagine. I didn't realize that last

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Speaker 1: night whenever I was trying to get home. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I've woke up in a lot of strange places. But

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Speaker 1: like anytime I would do something stupid, I would always

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Speaker 1: just joke about it with my friends, right, And you

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Speaker 1: don't want to tell them it was you. Nah. They

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Speaker 1: just spend a lot of money on the medical bills

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out what was wrong with their dog,

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Speaker 1: And after I just felt too bad saying anything because

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Speaker 1: it just went so far. Maybe one day, yeah, one

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Speaker 1: day you'll tell them. You have to wait a few years.

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Speaker 1: I probably that one day. I'll probably be next time

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Speaker 1: you get that hammered. All right, Well, thanks for your

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Speaker 1: really actually dirty little secret. Yeah, thank you. What's your

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