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Speaker 1: Kenobi offers integrated and comprehensive support to maintain your entire

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Speaker 1: with maximum uptime and simplicity. It's time for your brand

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Speaker 1: new phone tap. It's Brooke and Jewel in the morning,

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Speaker 1: and today I pose as a guy who's one bad dude.

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Speaker 1: You know. I don't take crap from anybody, especially from

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Speaker 1: the scumbags who think they can put one over on

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Speaker 1: the system and get away with it. Who am I?

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Speaker 1: I'm your friendly neighborhood library repo guy, repo guy, and

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Speaker 1: I think I have an important phone call to make

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Speaker 1: right now. In your brand new phone taps another on

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Speaker 1: the twenties to me, I'm moving five. Hello, Hello, is

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Speaker 1: this is this Walt? Yes, Hello, hi Walt, this is

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Speaker 1: Casey right back. I'm calling from this central library. How

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm fine? How are you? I'm pretty good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking? Why are you whispering? Perhaps you

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Speaker 1: didn't hear me. I'm calling from the library. Oh so

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Speaker 1: I'm fair enough, trying to be respectful of the rules

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Speaker 1: here while I'm working. Yeah, I get it? What's up?

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Speaker 1: What do you need? Well, I'm calling you because one

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Speaker 1: of the DVDs that you checked out is late and

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Speaker 1: we've got a lot of people who would like to

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Speaker 1: see that movie. So if you could return it please?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I didn't realize was realized it was late.

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Speaker 1: I guess I can all right tomorrow. Well, perhaps you

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Speaker 1: should have checked the due date on it because it's late. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about that. It just slipped my mind.

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Speaker 1: A lot going on. So when can we expect that

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Speaker 1: DVD back in the library? Um, tomorrow? How, I don't

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Speaker 1: think so? How about today? I don't see how I

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Speaker 1: could get there today. I'm at work, at work. Here's

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Speaker 1: the thing. You have an obligation to return that DVD

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Speaker 1: on the date that it's due. So tomorrow doesn't work

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Speaker 1: for me. I need that DVD back in the library today. Okay. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm not going to be able to do that.

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Speaker 1: What's the Is there a charge? Is there a late

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Speaker 1: fee charge? Walt? Yeah, return the DVD today, Dude, I

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Speaker 1: can't return it today. I'm at work. I have stuff

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Speaker 1: I have to do. Okay, so it's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: I'll bring it in tomorrow. I'm sure you whoever wants

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Speaker 1: to watch this movie, you can watch it tomorrow. No, Walt,

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Speaker 1: they can't wait. Okay, excuse me, Yes, I said they

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Speaker 1: can't wait. That was supposed. I'm pretty sure you cursed

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Speaker 1: um while you were at the library whispering. I'm just

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Speaker 1: telling you that you have a due date with us

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Speaker 1: and you haven't honored that, and you need to get

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Speaker 1: the DVD back. Okay, enough, I mean, I will get

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Speaker 1: your stupid movie back to you. But I mean, why

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Speaker 1: can't you talk like a human being? I understand that

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Speaker 1: you're at a library, but you can still talk. So

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Speaker 1: I suppose that if you just don't want to go

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Speaker 1: to work one day, you just don't show up. You

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Speaker 1: just pick and choose when you return things that are due,

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Speaker 1: and you pick and choose your responsibilities. But that's not

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Speaker 1: gonna fly with me. Walt. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, don't talk to me like that, at least

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Speaker 1: thing you are. I think I'm the librarian, and I

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Speaker 1: think you owe me a movie. I don't. I'm not

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Speaker 1: you librarian. Who do you think you are talking to

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Speaker 1: me like this? It's just a movie. It's a day

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Speaker 1: late for you. I'm the librarian and I want that

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Speaker 1: movie back. Walt. How about you come to my job

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Speaker 1: and take it out of my hands. How about then

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Speaker 1: we'll see what happens and how it goes down. If

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Speaker 1: that's what it's going to have to come to Walt,

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Speaker 1: Okay and bring it. I'll give you my address right now.

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Speaker 1: Do you know how the piss out of you? Do

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Speaker 1: you know how many books I've read on martial arts? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I would assume that you can't even read. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: the impression you are not literate. How dare you? I'm

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Speaker 1: a how dare you? I'm a librarian, Walt? Do I

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Speaker 1: think I'm around books? I'm around books quite often. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna lose your job. Do you realize that this will

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Speaker 1: be the last day you work at the library or

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Speaker 1: around books? Ever? If you don't return that dvd? Walt,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to come to your house late at night

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Speaker 1: and ta's are you in the books? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? I'm talking about people and threaten them like this.

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Speaker 1: Return the movie. I will make it my personal vendetta

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Speaker 1: to take you down. I swear to God, my job

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Speaker 1: is to get those books and movies. Back Walt, return it,

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Speaker 1: return it. You sound like the excess. This just talk

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Speaker 1: to me like a human beings but a love of God.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, you just talk to you normal. Finally, you

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Speaker 1: talk like a normal human being. Was it the whispering

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Speaker 1: that was throwing you off? I don't care if you

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Speaker 1: stop whispering. I'm still gonna make it my point in

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Speaker 1: life to make sure you lose your job, My job

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Speaker 1: on the radio. No, your job at the library, dumbass. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't work at the library because this is Jewel

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. What. Yeah, it's a joke. Your roommate

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Speaker 1: Steve set you up. Oh my god, he said he

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Speaker 1: noticed you were late bringing back a DVD to the

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Speaker 1: library and wanted me to mess with you. Thank god

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Speaker 1: that was fake, because if somebody like that was working

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Speaker 1: for the library, the system would be doomed. Dude, don't

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Speaker 1: you think most of the people that work at the

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Speaker 1: library would probably like that? Deep down? Good points wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jap. We