1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is I went 3 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:09,879 Speaker 1: home in his shirt. We'll get into that find out 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:13,319 Speaker 1: what that's all about. Right after we hear from the 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,680 Speaker 1: nephew with today's prank phone call, and what do you 6 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,640 Speaker 1: have for us today? 7 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:18,119 Speaker 2: Nephew? 8 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 3: Well, you know, I got some stupidity. Of course, that's 9 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 3: what you're looking for, and I'm here for that. I 10 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 3: just haven't realized I decided what level of stupidity I'm 11 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 3: going to get into this Monday morning. 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 2: Well you know what, let's do this right quick. 13 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 3: Uh, y'all do know I work this past weekend and 14 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 3: I am at working this morning, and I need some 15 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:40,199 Speaker 3: praise and worship on that right now now I'm at 16 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 3: the job. 17 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 2: Hello, somebody, come on. I'm still stuck on. 18 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still stuck on your here. You know, the 19 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: stupidity is what we're looking for. I'm still stuck on. 20 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: That's that's what you do. It's not that we're looking 21 00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: for it. 22 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 2: Well, I mean, but it's a gift. So let's acknowledge 23 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 2: it's you are. It's just who you are. It's a gift. 24 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 2: I mean, you know, Let's not act like it's not 25 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:12,280 Speaker 2: a gift, because but we get when you're here. That's 26 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 2: say that one more time. Why are we praising you 27 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 2: for being at work on a Monday. That's a lot. 28 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 2: I don't understand that. 29 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 3: You know what, you know what. That's that's fine. I 30 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 3: praise myself that. Y'all don't have to. Okay, y'all don't 31 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:29,680 Speaker 3: have to with the nerve of people. Yeah, all right, 32 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 3: all right. Here's the title today is prank is my 33 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 3: Daddy's boat. My Daddy's boat. Ladies and gentlemen, buggle up here. 34 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 3: It is cat dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you, 35 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 3: mister Wilson place. Mister Wilson, how are you today? My 36 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 3: name is Williams. Well, listen, we've been getting a few 37 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:59,440 Speaker 3: complaints or about some things on your property here. We 38 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 3: actually I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out 39 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 3: and give you a call today. 40 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 4: Oh well, how you doing pretty good? 41 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:07,920 Speaker 2: Listen. 42 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 3: Got a few things I kind of wanted to discuss 43 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,519 Speaker 3: with you here that seemed to be a problem that's 44 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 3: taking place in the neighborhood there. It's been brought to 45 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 3: our attention down here at headquarters that you have a 46 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 3: few things on your property that are are not functioning 47 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 3: that really shouldn't be on the property. You have two 48 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,839 Speaker 3: cars supposedly in your driveway that are not being used, 49 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 3: been sitting there for quite some time. 50 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 4: But yeah, well one of them I'm currently working on. 51 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 4: I'm almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on 52 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 4: get waiting to get a little extra money to get 53 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,799 Speaker 4: it take care of. The other car is just functioned 54 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 4: and I just don't drive. But I have more than 55 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 4: one car. 56 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 2: Okay. 57 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 3: Now, you you also have a a a camper that 58 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 3: seems to be has been there for at least eight 59 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,040 Speaker 3: months now, that's that's sitting there. Is that correct as well? 60 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,280 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that, 61 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 4: but it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe 62 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 4: around about six seven. 63 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 3: And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records 64 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 3: and stuff. It seems like there was a complaint before 65 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 3: about the you know, keeping the yard uh pretty cut 66 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 3: and all of that kind of stuff. 67 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 2: And I'm just looking at past complaints that I have here. 68 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,519 Speaker 3: Now the biggest one that I have that that's concerning 69 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 3: your property, sir, is uh supposedly in your backyard now 70 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 3: there's a you have an old boat that's in your backyard. 71 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but I don't see that both bothering nobody. 72 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 3: Well, well, I mean it's it's it's kind of a 73 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 3: sore eye for the people. 74 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 2: I think. 75 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 3: I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other, 76 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 3: and you guys have a chain link fence between the 77 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 3: two of you all, and I think the boat is 78 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 3: must be just a sore eye for the family that's 79 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 3: behind you. 80 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: All. 81 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 4: Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid of 82 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 4: that boat, so I got to cover all that. Everybody 83 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 4: else got a boat. I don't see. What's the problem is. 84 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 3: Well, okay, here's here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson. 85 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 2: What's gonna take place is this. 86 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 3: Now, we're gonna give you a fourteen day extension, fourteen 87 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 3: days actually to move the car that is not functioning, 88 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 3: the camper as well, and definitely the boat we need. 89 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 2: We're gonna need those three items. 90 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,599 Speaker 4: Well, I ain't got no what moved boat. I just 91 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,120 Speaker 4: told you I was working on. So with the storage here, 92 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 4: I'm a storage cost. Then the boat, kep, I'll get that, 93 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 4: take care. But the boat, the boat, the boat, my 94 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 4: daddy gave me, and my daddy gave me that. That's 95 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 4: that's the only thing my daddy gave me before he died. Man, Now, 96 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,840 Speaker 4: I'm not moving that boat the west. The boat won't 97 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 4: just fine. If I take you down into. 98 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 3: The water, it works, sir, And I understand it wholeheartedly. 99 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,599 Speaker 3: You know, I'm basically I'm just a messenger I have. 100 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:52,040 Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to get the non functioning car that's 101 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 3: not working properly. I'm gonna have to get that out 102 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,679 Speaker 3: within a two week notice, as well as the camper, 103 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,360 Speaker 3: and definitely the boat. 104 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,479 Speaker 2: Now, I gotta get that out. That's got to be gone. 105 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,280 Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. I ain't moving thing. I'll tell 106 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 4: you that now. Well, what you're gonna do, sir. 107 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 2: Now you're gonna either move the boat. 108 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,599 Speaker 3: I'm gonna have somebody come over and haul all of 109 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:10,359 Speaker 3: these things away. 110 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 4: Well, i'll tell you what. I got thirteen rereasons why 111 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,919 Speaker 4: you won't come over and touch that boat. And I 112 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 4: got two bo or two times thirteen twenty six. I 113 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 4: got thirteen, and then I got another twenty six handed 114 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 4: on to that. Why you won't bring them want me 115 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 4: to touch my daddy boat because my daddy gave the 116 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 4: nigga boat. I'll be damn geting you. You know, I'm 117 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,479 Speaker 4: tired of you with me. It's a cross street. Ain't 118 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 4: we're gonna reporting because. 119 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 3: It, sir, I'm not at liberty to give you. Then 120 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 3: who's reporting. 121 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,440 Speaker 4: Car my ball? So you're a liberal to give me something? 122 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 4: Because I know down the street at this boat. You know, 123 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 4: eight months it ain't nobody said a thing to it. 124 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,279 Speaker 4: So why the hell y'all mean about having a vote 125 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 4: in the backyard that my daddy gave me? Sir? 126 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:55,040 Speaker 3: The language is not necessary, sir. The bottom line is 127 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,039 Speaker 3: I want to camper out. I want to quote out, 128 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,839 Speaker 3: and I want the carle that's not functioning move within 129 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 3: two weeks. 130 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 2: I'm towing it out. 131 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 4: I tell you, well, I give you a personal invitation 132 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,599 Speaker 4: to come over here, put the vote, the campbell and 133 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:12,800 Speaker 4: the car, and I I will beat you like that's 134 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 4: one'll beat you, sir. 135 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 2: Wow, I'm gonna allow one car to stay. 136 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 3: I just want to make sure that you know that 137 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 3: I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you 138 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 3: know that what what has taken. 139 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 4: Place her in the statements will take you. But I 140 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 4: ain't moved my daddy's boat. 141 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:32,359 Speaker 2: You're gonna move your dad's stinking boat if you. 142 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:38,279 Speaker 3: Bring it, but bring somebody, sir, trust me, trust me. 143 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 3: If we come there, we're definitely gonna be bringing authorities 144 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 3: with us. 145 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 4: What my money will go to jail because I love 146 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 4: my daddy. Ain't now. I wanted you gonna touch my 147 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,279 Speaker 4: daddys boat. That's only and he left me. 148 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,279 Speaker 3: I got one more thing I need to say to you, 149 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,039 Speaker 3: sir about this in my situation. 150 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:52,840 Speaker 2: Excuse me. 151 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,360 Speaker 4: You got to say. 152 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 2: All I have to say is this. 153 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 3: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 154 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,159 Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your brother. 155 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:13,240 Speaker 4: Man, y'all push, I got to pull up. 156 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 3: All right, man to your brother told me, he said, Man, 157 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,080 Speaker 3: he'd be going eddie with the homeowner associated. He said, Man, 158 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,920 Speaker 3: just call him and tell him he got to move 159 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 3: all this till, he said, but most of all, tell 160 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,680 Speaker 3: him y'all gonna haul off that boat. 161 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 4: He said he even had that dog on boat. They 162 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 4: do that. You know. 163 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 3: I got one more question for you, though, Baby, Tell 164 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 3: me this. What is the baddest radio show in the. 165 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 4: Land, The Steve Show? 166 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 3: And there we are, there, we are stupid once again. 167 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 3: I'm stupid once again. The ladies and gentlemen, I'm stupid 168 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 3: has been moving around this country if you did not 169 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 3: know about it, But stupid has been moving diligently throughout 170 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:06,080 Speaker 3: the country. And the next stop Stupidity will be stopping 171 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 3: in New Orleans, Louisiana. Yay Sanger Theater along with Kill 172 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:17,160 Speaker 3: Junior Boys. Space Monique is in the building, Tony Roberts 173 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,320 Speaker 3: is in the building. 174 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,480 Speaker 2: Dominique in the building, and. 175 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:26,800 Speaker 3: Of course hosted by Stupidity himself, yours truly, nephew, Tommy. 176 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:32,920 Speaker 3: But stupid is moving throughout the country. Greenville, South Carolina. 177 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:35,720 Speaker 3: I'm not to be mixed up with North Carolina. This 178 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:40,680 Speaker 3: is Greenville, South Carolina. On the nineteenth of August, Stupid 179 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 3: will be moving. 180 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:42,440 Speaker 2: Through their stee. 181 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:47,120 Speaker 3: Stupid moves like a hurricane. It just starts coming through 182 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:51,280 Speaker 3: and after it leaves Greenville, South Carolina, it will be 183 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:55,839 Speaker 3: headed August twenty fifth and twenty sixth in Washington. 184 00:08:55,400 --> 00:09:01,319 Speaker 2: DC at the Howard Theater. Stupid is moving through the country. 185 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,960 Speaker 3: All right, get a hold too stupid and watch it 186 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 3: as it comes through. 187 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,320 Speaker 2: Chel Thank you so kind. 188 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:08,760 Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you, thank you, stupid, I 189 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:13,680 Speaker 1: mean nephew, coming up said, Coming up next, it's the 190 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subject I went home in his shirt. 191 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:19,040 Speaker 2: We'll get into that right after this. 192 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.