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Speaker 2: Why give people money when I can keep it for myself?

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Speaker 2: It's called capitalism. Let the poor paper stay pol What

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Speaker 2: did they do to deserve this money? Nothing? What money

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Speaker 1: So after taxes, my winnings came just shy of four million.

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Speaker 1: Ooh so Opie won the lottery?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, literally.

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Speaker 1: I paid off all my debts, hired an account and

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Speaker 1: kept my effing mouth shut. My brother is a meth head,

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Speaker 1: my sister is a spiteful whore, and my mom still

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Speaker 1: So I didn't want them scrambling to pretend to give

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Speaker 2: What a beautiful family. Yeah, it sounds like you guys

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Speaker 1: I've been dating a girl for about three three years

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Speaker 1: I bought a modest ring, just over what people would

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Speaker 1: expect given my known employments. This weekend, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: she's in it for me and not the money. It's

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Speaker 2: But like he's gonna spend all this money now after

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Speaker 2: still hide it, why not just do that before and

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Speaker 2: then now like there's family still exists, unless you're marrying

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Speaker 2: an assassin who's gonna take him out.

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Speaker 1: I guess he's just like, now I have a wife,

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Speaker 2: Maybe he's just like planning on going no contact with

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Speaker 2: Oh right, So here's the update.

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Speaker 1: I received a lot of feedback on my posts, and

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Speaker 1: several people expressed interest in the outcomes of revealing my

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Speaker 2: People who want.

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Speaker 1: To catch up can read my original posts. So my

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Speaker 1: We went to an early dinner at one of our

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Speaker 2: To see Star Wars.

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Speaker 1: After the movie, we grabbed some beer and wine for

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Speaker 1: I told her we were never truly going to have

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Speaker 1: So after a long, long conversation about openness and trust,

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Speaker 1: All told, I'm very pleased with how things played out,

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Speaker 2: Time to time. You guys have questions. Happy Monday. Wow,

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Speaker 2: this I feel like was the story that could have

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it worked out, and like, I'm glad that they

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Speaker 2: Totally. I would love to know for all of our

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Speaker 2: OKOP married people out there, do you have a prenup

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, brought out what is in your prenup? Let

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Speaker 2: All right, well I'll see the zud. My cat isn't vegan,

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Speaker 2: a rough break right there, you know, or a meal break.

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Speaker 2: Do the you do it? There you go. He's good

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Speaker 1: I understand that, but like, outspoken vegans are probably my

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Speaker 2: She said that with this next phase of the relationship,

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Speaker 2: was willing to give away mittens, not men's men's gotta go. No,

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Speaker 2: men's gotta stay.

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Speaker 1: You know what, if she thinks mitten should go, he

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, Sweethet, we'll do the one to diddly do. Also, Sam,

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Speaker 2: Then like bears eradicate tiger's done. It's nara. Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 2: So she just hates all all. She doesn't she doesn't

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Speaker 1: I see, you never realized it's going to end a relationship,

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Speaker 2: This cat is just like, I'm gonna eat your ass.

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Speaker 2: and I was snuggling with Mittens when I got home. See,

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Speaker 2: For you both. That's right, that's right. Cats don't choose.

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Speaker 1: Bro, people like ar pistic cats because like domestic cats

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Speaker 2: Oh, they like kill off the species in the cities.

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Speaker 2: But if she really say, like, hey, like I want

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Speaker 2: that I am not gonna get rid of Mittens. That's right,

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Speaker 2: to murder Mittens to keep her far away. She's trying

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Speaker 2: you harmon you harmon this cat, harm in that cat?

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Speaker 2: He's he's doing he's doing everything he can. He's doing

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Speaker 2: Don't do it. Yeah, It's like, listen to the vet,

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe bro, But what if he like executes his

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Speaker 2: I'd be sad. Dude, power trips, dude, this is this.

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Speaker 2: This crazy girlfriend needs to become a crazy ex. They

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Speaker 2: I want to try and work something out. I don't

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Speaker 1: My dude, A red flags of plenty, My sir, yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like what why enjoy your life with mittens?

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Speaker 2: You know? Truly? Yeah, he's just slipping over to the vet.

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Speaker 2: a change. Where do I even go from here? I

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Speaker 2: I'm the boyfriend, I'm sitting here, I'm like, listen, sweetheart,

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Speaker 2: not for TikTok. See you later, guys,