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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, okay, I just are you sure?

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, I understand.

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Speaker 4: Now, look, I don't know these answers obviously, but I've

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Speaker 3: But what's more important your meeting or knowing your position

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Speaker 8: Like, does your pastor even know that you're calling you

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Speaker 3: Well? No, I took the liberty of myself. What I

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Speaker 3: what hooping is?

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Speaker 4: Hooping?

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Speaker 7: Like?

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Speaker 8: Who's a hooping?

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Speaker 3: H No, Cooping is when the past that is at

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Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm doing this.

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Speaker 3: Oh lo yeah, oh god, oh mighty. Okay, Greg, do

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Speaker 2: You have caught me at a really bad time, and

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Speaker 8: Like I've never heard of a quiz like this.

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Speaker 2: I'm really offended to be, Like, do you guys not

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Speaker 8: To go here church anymore? Like, as matter of fact,

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Speaker 4: She's black.

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Speaker 3: Well, she should already know the coolest questions you the

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Speaker 8: I am at work right now.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: And I hold on a second, I have got to

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Speaker 8: I have never ever received a phone call like this

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Speaker 4: And you better be lucky. I mean, I want to

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Speaker 3: I am going to talk to him next Sunday.

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Speaker 4: No joke.

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Speaker 3: Well, I didn't mean to put you to get hostile

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Speaker 3: Steve harbit more on the show. Your wife Carolyn got

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Speaker 4: I am so sorry.

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Speaker 3: I am so sorry, Grett. You gotta do it for

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Speaker 3: The Steve Harvey Morning Show all the way?

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Speaker 4: Anthony inmobile says, I dropped my car off to get

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Speaker 2: Let her explain?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you've been avoiding her and she wants to explain.

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Speaker 1: Let her explain. Now you're about to find out that

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Speaker 4: Going to say that, and.

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Speaker 7: How better they are at it?

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Speaker 4: Okay, let her explain.

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Speaker 2: That's all all right, just let her explain.

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Speaker 4: Do I wonder what she's gonna say?

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Speaker 2: What what do you?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well yeah, hello.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hold hold on, what would you? What would y'all say?

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Speaker 2: My baby?

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Speaker 4: It was just a friend. Yeah, we're going to give you.

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Speaker 4: I didn't want to tell you this, but you know

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Speaker 1: wait a minute. Oh so we could have friends?

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Speaker 4: Now, well, I mean just somebody.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, so we called okay, so we call

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Speaker 2: Now okay, somebody associated? Yeah, okay, cool, ain't no problem, hey, Shirley,

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Speaker 4: All right, Kennedy and Gary. You met Kennedy and Gary

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Speaker 4: Wright after eight years of marriage. My husband try it's

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Speaker 4: so patty. Did I handle this the wrong way?

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Speaker 2: Well? I mean.

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Speaker 1: He took the keys back, y'all married? I don't I

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Speaker 2: You not gonna have a sip with me. You're not

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Speaker 4: Car, okay, Yeah, it's Patty gonna hurt the most though,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're not having sex.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you got that can ob Yeah you got that

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Speaker 2: Still ain't having sick You stupid.

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Speaker 4: So what should she do to get a car back?

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Speaker 4: The car keys?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know what's happening.

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Speaker 4: The gold in there, Honey, I'm home.

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Speaker 2: You know, you know ain't ain't like y'all ain did

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Speaker 4: So you know.

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Speaker 4: She just got the dryer.

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Speaker 2: Go back in here.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to make her say, well, come on, boys,

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Speaker 4: and I live together, and he's dating a wild woman.

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00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 4: I walked into the kitchen and she was on the

445
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 4: other side of the island on her knees. I've asked

446
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 4: him to be respectful or move out. He said, I

447
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 4: should move Which one of us should leave?

448
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 2: Who on their knees?

449
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: Though, Oh, it's kind of crazy. You don't want to

450
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: walk in on it. You know your brother here, you

451
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 1: don't want to walk in? Who should want of y'all

452
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: got the dog?

453
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 4: I leave?

454
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I leave that man. I'm gonna let you have

455
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: it here, Go get you another spot. Yeah, you probably

456
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: need a better place anyway.

457
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 4: The island dog, the kitchen.

458
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:57,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, Oh he happened to before. Y'all bet

459
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. Act like you.

460
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 2: Turn washing machine on. Turn on this.

461
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 1: It's too much high water. Cut the water down. So

462
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: wait a minute, the fool be on here. Wait, the

463
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: fool be on here?

464
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 4: All right, Moving on to Hazel and Charlotte.

465
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,719
Speaker 2: Right on the cutting board. Stop.

466
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm not gonna hold on to the high chair.

467
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: Just where the baby eat.

468
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 4: That's why you drawn a lot.

469
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 2: Now, I'm not holding on to this high chair.

470
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:40,640
Speaker 4: Now, all right, Hazel and Charlotte says, I worked from

471
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 4: home and during a zoom call, my husband was trying

472
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 4: to be funny and he yelled out for me to

473
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 4: come back to bed. My boss excused me from the

474
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 4: call and then send an email saying it's a privilege

475
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 4: to work from home and I'm ruining my privileges. How

476
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 4: do I stop a forty nine year old man from

477
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 4: acting so silly?

478
00:25:59,280 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 3: Oh?

479
00:25:59,440 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 4: You need this?

480
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 2: Well for that now?

481
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: Man, you've been here, dog, No, you're messing with her money? Yeah,

482
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: I mean, bro, who don't understand that? Yeah, she gotta

483
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 1: be professional because if she lose her job and she

484
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 1: back home in the bed, you ain't gonna like that.

485
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that right now. So I don't really know.

486
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: You just gotta talk to your husband. You know he can't.

487
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,880
Speaker 1: This is not the place to play.

488
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 4: I may work no boundaries with that, yeah, Kenny?

489
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 9: And is he not at work?

490
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 2: What's happening? Everybody? In a minute?

491
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:34,640
Speaker 7: Right?

492
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 4: Wow?

493
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 2: You keep on your next line, you're gonna hear you're

494
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 2: still in it. Yeah.

495
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's why I want to know. How did

496
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 4: he say it? Steve? While she's on the zoom call.

497
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: You don't be back in this bed girl.

498
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:58,360
Speaker 1: Now.

499
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 4: You played too much? Yeah, a little too much. The

500
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 4: privilege to work at home, work from home, it is, yeah,

501
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 4: we enjoy it. Work from home.

502
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 2: When I draw right now, this is a beautiful.

503
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 4: Thing, all of us.

504
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 2: Why would you Why would you wear something to go

505
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 2: to the room next though? Why would you do that?

506
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 2: What is that for? I have respect? All we got

507
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 2: on the shirts. All us got shirts.

508
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom three times doing the show,

509
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: So I think you.

510
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 2: Should have some more y.

511
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, thank you.

512
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: I stand up here, I stand up in front of this.

513
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: Came the whole camera black out.

514
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 4: Anyway, all right, thank you, c l O. Except for

515
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 4: that laugh?

516
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 2: What's that?

517
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: Steve Harbin, Marty show Man. You can't do nothing around

518
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 1: my crack at your tattoo. You can't sketch on it,

519
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't put tracing paper on my crack.

520
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna hold steal. I just can't do

521
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: it because I'm a clinch. I'm gonna clinch. I'm gonna

522
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: tell your paper up, I'm gonna tell your paper. I'm

523
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: just trying to tell you you.

524
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 2: Can't get nothing.

525
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 1: I can't do nothing around mind. I'm telling you right,

526
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: it ain't gonna work. I don't know what pencil you got.

527
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: You think he's gonna draw, but you're finna get your

528
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 1: pencil broke. That's all I'm taking. Little tattoo gun ain't

529
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: gonna be able to work no more?

530
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 2: How does I snap a needle?

531
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 7: Coming up?

532
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 2: Right after.

533
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. So Steve, what is up?

534
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 4: What are you sick about? You're sick of see some.

535
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: Stuff and I'm just tired of see and I'm gonna

536
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: just start calling people out.

537
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 2: Do it big golf.

538
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: You know, I don't don't stuff I don't like.

539
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 2: See.

540
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: Here's number one right here, me and standing at bus

541
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: stops trying to holler at women.

542
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:18,719
Speaker 2: With you doubt. Yeah, are you serious?

543
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: You're trying to holler? She'd have pulled up at the

544
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: light you've been over. Hey, Hey, hey, you can't fire?

545
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 2: No, No, she can't. She got a can you don't.

546
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 4: Isn't that get it? Every day? Call him out?

547
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: Here's another one, small shiki, small small.

548
00:29:51,880 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 2: Ski, big people. Hey, don't you you know that's supposed

549
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 2: to be loose and long.

550
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 4: You can't be with the movement. When you're showing, you don't.

551
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 2: Move your name, the showing under your darts.

552
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 4: The magal right there, man.

553
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: I don't like people that are still wearing nugget w reings.

554
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 2: What you are talking about my grandfather?

555
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 4: Who that's funny? What else?

556
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: I don't like men, men who carry their packs of cools.

557
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: I'm in the sleeve or their T shirt. And since

558
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: we're doing that, I don't like women that came money

559
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: lighter cigarettes and they brawl.

560
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 4: You keep going in there, calling about.

561
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: Tell you something else, something still found the white They

562
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: still had.

563
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 2: That fanny past.

564
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, man, and nobody never looked good in

565
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: the fanny past.

566
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 4: Coming back.

567
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 2: They don't look good.

568
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 4: They don't look.

569
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 8: I was in that lady.

570
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 4: Tourists wear them all the time.

571
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he said that, He said that.

572
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: Calls calls that still got spindles on the spinning.

573
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 4: They stopped and.

574
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 1: I got one for you, fat man. Yeah, fat men

575
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: who wear bodies. God, have you ever seen this right here?

576
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: Babies with gold teeth?

577
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, that downside a lot.

578
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 7: I never Yeah, they still the angle, yeah they do

579
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 7: that about.

580
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, last little what you guys, come on bego.

581
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm sick of people put duct tape.

582
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: Window.

583
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: Don't you defeat the purpose of it being a window?

584
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 2: I got his cracked.

585
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, dog, I saw a dude in a car had

586
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 1: cut out a sheet of plywood to put it on

587
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: his wriar on his mirror. He had a photough drive

588
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: aside that dough plywood.

589
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 2: Wow, you stick a lot.

590
00:32:59,320 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 4: A lot.

591
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 2: Last thing I hate, Oh we got more short people

592
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 2: with tall orders? Why I got to be the butt?

593
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 7: Wow?

594
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: Know who the hell he was talking about? If you

595
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 2: throw a.

596
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: Rock in a pack of dog, the one that holler

597
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: is the one.

598
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,959
Speaker 4: You hear, it could have been the one you almost hear.

599
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 2: You don't well tell me.

600
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: All I said was I hate short people with tall orders.

601
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 2: Got the beach. I hate tall people ideas?

602
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:47,959
Speaker 1: What what other than Shirley? Because Shirley is an average

603
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: woman's hype. You're the shortest person on this show.

604
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 2: Wow?

605
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 7: Wow, No, and stopped saying that. People coming up to

606
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 7: me after each show, You're not that short. You're not

607
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 7: that stuff like anybody told you that. Yes, I'm serious,

608
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 7: stream right now, shut up.

609
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 4: Looking down, Tommy. They said, I hate to point this out,

610
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 4: but they said you're not that But they did short

611
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 4: waves exactly exactly. I think that Black America said that

612
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,240
Speaker 4: Black America.

613
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 2: Black America talks to me.

614
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 4: American person in Black America.

615
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 7: That's how a new bitch, Black American spoke to me.

616
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 4: So that's it. That's your list. That's all. You give

617
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 4: us one more on the.

618
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 2: Black America stands for something. Black is any Yes, an acronym.

619
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: It's actually be period al period A PSCP.

620
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 2: You're can mess us up. We just give it that

621
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 2: right back in the mood.

622
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: Come on, black is an acronym, Tommy, it stands for

623
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 1: being lacking and come right up to the knee.

624
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 4: That's Tommy's Blackhamer.

625
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 2: No, it's not y'all.

626
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey is Shirley Strawberry.

627
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 4: You know who taught me my ABC's and what it

628
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 4: means to be kind Sesame Street Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit

629
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 4: behind Sesame Street, is still doing that for kids everywhere.

630
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 4: Elmo and Cookie Monster are out there teaching kindness, empathy,

631
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 4: and joy. But they need our help to keep it going.

632
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,760
Speaker 4: So this holiday season, visit Sesame dot org and donate

633
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 4: what you can. Once again, please visit Sesame dot org

634
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 4: this holiday season because the world needs sesame and Sesame

635
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 4: needs you. All right, guys, it's time for would you

636
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 4: rather here we go now? Would you rather take a

637
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,879
Speaker 4: body shot off your partner, your date, whoever you're with,

638
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 4: or would you rather for them to take a body

639
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 4: shot off you? This? This like.

640
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,879
Speaker 2: A shot? Would you take a shot off of them?

641
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 2: Or a shot off you?

642
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 4: Ain't gonna believe the level of Linton my billy button.

643
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 2: Let me take the one off of you.

644
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 7: I'm not my stomach can't hold a shot glass.

645
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: It's gonna keep yeah, take it off, it's gonna keep

646
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 2: flipping over.

647
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 4: Just what about you, Steve? You didn't answer.

648
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is.

649
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 4: But a body shot like.

650
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: I definitely take it off her though. Yeah, I got

651
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: big enough lift. You don't even need the glass. You

652
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: get to try a shout off for you?

653
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 4: All right, here's another one. Would you rather be in

654
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 4: the Hall of Fame? Or a sports career or a

655
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 4: music career?

656
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, sport? Yeah?

657
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 4: Like football or basketball, baseball? Something? Yeah, not music as

658
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 4: much as you love music.

659
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 1: See oh, roscill Wallace already got that covered. I ain't

660
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: worried about that. My all to egos in the.

661
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 2: Time somebody getting inducted. This help he can credit for

662
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 2: all that?

663
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 4: This show? What about you now?

664
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 2: Music? I can't sing a lick that'd be name. I

665
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 2: know you weren't gonna say sports. Shut up, junior. He

666
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 2: was be in there for what he said, he said,

667
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 2: be in there for what music? Music? What did you

668
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 2: go wanna be a little drummer boy?

669
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 4: And from.

670
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: I remember when Tom was a little boy and he

671
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: was in the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not

672
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: gonna do it this year. We're not gonna do it.

673
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,399
Speaker 1: That's what That's what I was trying to tell him

674
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: every year, because I just Tim was so small. Every

675
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: year I made him play Baby Jesus. He look, he

676
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: want to be a wise man. That's anybody got no

677
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: time be trying to explain how little your man you

678
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: a little boy, you finna be Baby Jesus every year

679
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: and that.

680
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:48,479
Speaker 2: Lay down in that hey and quit moving and keep

681
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 2: your face covered. You look old. Come on, sir, all right,

682
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 2: I want to go wise man this year. You're not

683
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 2: gonna be no man. You're to show baby.

684
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 4: All right, Thank you guys, Hey.

685
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: Good morning, this is your man, Steve Harvey and my

686
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: favorite Christmas memory is my mom and dad, my mother

687
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: and father. Man, I miss him, soul. Have a wonderful

688
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: holiday season from yours truly. Right here, your boy, Steve

689
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 1: Harvey and the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

690
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 4: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, this is

691
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,760
Speaker 4: the game of who most likely to on the show.

692
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 4: This is a holiday edition. Guys, here we go, who's

693
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 4: most likely on the show to have matching pajamas with

694
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:39,280
Speaker 4: the family.

695
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 7: We keep talking under your pajamas, my wife. This is

696
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 7: starting to get in first. But go ahead, Stan So.

697
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 4: Then it's you, Tommy?

698
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 3: Is it? No?

699
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 2: Sure it's you.

700
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 4: It's not me?

701
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: Oh me, yes, I was gonna say, Steve, okay, hold on,

702
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,359
Speaker 1: let me sit up straight, come out to say something

703
00:39:58,360 --> 00:39:59,240
Speaker 1: about me and my family.

704
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 2: Go ahead, let me hear what? Go ahead?

705
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 4: Are you going with this? Most likely on the show

706
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 4: to have matching pajamas with their family? It is not hard.

707
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 2: I don't know.

708
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 4: What what is this attitude about?

709
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 2: Though I was yet, but it's gaudried and done it

710
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:18,720
Speaker 2: three times.

711
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 4: Get your nephew though he's I don't know.

712
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 2: What that attitude is.

713
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 9: I'm gonna throw this back at you.

714
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 4: We on the ass.

715
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: What the hell? Y'all talking about my family.

716
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: Okay, up, but I thought I had missed something, I said, Man, So.

717
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 4: All right, most likely to what Who's most likely on

718
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 4: the show to have the tallest Christmas tree? I see? Yeah, see, yeah,

719
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 4: well we know who had it.

720
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,760
Speaker 2: I don't put the tree up, boy, if.

721
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: You not, if you want a stall, right, put the

722
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: tree up. Lad this tree down and let him put in.

723
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna have yeah, all right. Who one

724
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 4: of the show is most likely to argue with relatives

725
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:32,359
Speaker 4: during the holidays. That's all of us. That's gotta bey though,

726
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 4: because he's just arguing with us right now.

727
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:38,919
Speaker 1: All right, probably, I'm sure that's gonna happen.

728
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 2: I know that.

729
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Junior, it's Junior. Okay, well I'm right

730
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 4: behind you, Junior.

731
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't care. You got people over the house

732
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 2: stealing this stuff on Christmas.

733
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 4: I love Junior's family.

734
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 2: Problems, drinking problems and all this. Junior. Guys.

735
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 4: Most likely on the show to fry a turkey for

736
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 4: Christmas dinner? Tom Tommy and It's delicious time. Who's most

737
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 4: likely to have a German chocolate cake for Christmas?

738
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 2: About it?

739
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 4: Okay, who's most likely to make gumbo for Christmas dinner?

740
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 2: To do that and it's Christmas? What is you most

741
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 2: likely to do? Your name ain't came up if I

742
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 2: hear sometime.

743
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 4: Who's most likely to make chili for Christmas dinner?

744
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably you. Chili there, y'all, we have a

745
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: chili whome mail for dinner for long kids. All the

746
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: grandkids sitting around table crying.

747
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 10: Oh no, chili, grandmother, just like the chili we have thingsgiving.

748
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:05,959
Speaker 10: We had the same chili Easter friend chili from July show.

749
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 2: Make sh make it a can?

750
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 4: I grated some cheese.

751
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 2: Dang all right?

752
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 4: Who's most likely to dress up at as Santa and

753
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 4: hand out gifts?

754
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 2: He would?

755
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: That would be yeah, Tommy him dress up, make the boy.

756
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 4: I'm not doing it.

757
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 2: I just said dress we make doing it would work?

758
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 2: Shout about him?

759
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 4: What is he wearing though.

760
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 1: The elf outfit? He wear the same thing he wear

761
00:43:51,040 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: here in that tree making him cookies? Suits the same suit, No,

762
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:08,320
Speaker 1: two different suits.

763
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 4: Me man, let's see, he's gonna be mad. He's gonna

764
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 4: be mad till next year. Now, oh man, all right,

765
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 4: thank you guys. Coming up next, it is the nephew

766
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,240
Speaker 4: with today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening

767
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 4: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at about

768
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 4: four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today,

769
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 4: and the subject is get this. I can tell by

770
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 4: the smell. Woo. No, that's all right. Powerful punch, doesn't it.

771
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 4: I can tell by the smell. We'll get into it

772
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 4: in just a few but right now the nephew is

773
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 4: here with today's prank phone call. What you got for

774
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 4: his new.

775
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 7: Your wife is having a black baby.

776
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 2: I know it didn't go right.

777
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 7: I'm your wife, Yeah, is having a black baby?

778
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 3: Lord?

779
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 2: Get on board?

780
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 3: Now?

781
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 4: Do you remember that scene in Lice.

782
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 7: When they were by I been locked before. I ain't

783
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 7: got no problem, make no adjustments.

784
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 11: Then back Brady was classic.

785
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 2: It is your wife having a black baby.

786
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, I'm looking for a William.

787
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 2: How you doing? Listen? My name is Simmons. I was

788
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 2: I don't know how to uh oh man.

789
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 7: My wife and I evidently go to the same uh

790
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 7: fertility specialist that you and your wife go to.

791
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 2: Doctor. Doctor. You know, are you familiar with doctor?

792
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 8: I'm familiar with doctor, but that's supposed to be confidential.

793
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm aware of that as well, Sir. My wife

794
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 7: is out on business right now. She's she's gone for

795
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 7: I won't be back until Tuesday. But I got a

796
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 7: call today, a very disturbing phone call, and wanted to

797
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 7: you know, I looked your number up. They did tell

798
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 7: me what was going on, and kind of wanted to let.

799
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 8: You make somebody told you my number you got You

800
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 8: got my number from somebody.

801
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 2: No, I looked up your number.

802
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 7: Uh here here it is in that show My wife

803
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 7: and I evidently you and you and your wife have

804
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 7: been going through the same type of problems of trying

805
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 7: to get pregnant and so forth and so on, and uh.

806
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 7: From my understanding, your wife is what four or five

807
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 7: months pregnant.

808
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: I'm not sure.

809
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 8: Ye wait a minute, ye, my wife is exactly five

810
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 8: months pregnant. But I'm still confused on how you're getting

811
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 8: in touch with me and what this has to do

812
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 8: with me. Well, I mean, all that stuff that we've

813
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 8: gone through is totally confidential, and I'm kind of offended

814
00:46:59,640 --> 00:46:59,959
Speaker 8: at you're.

815
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 2: I understand that.

816
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 7: Well, what's what's happening is I got a phone call

817
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 7: from the doctor's office today. It seems like there's been

818
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 7: a huge mistake by the doctor's office. Evidently your wife

819
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 7: has been artificially inseminated with my seed. And I was

820
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 7: what I mean, I'm just as disturbed as you are.

821
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 7: You know what I mean, because I mean, me and

822
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 7: my wife are you know, my wife is too much pregnant.

823
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 8: And finally, how could they do something like that? I mean,

824
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 8: that doesn't make any sense, sir.

825
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 2: I have no idea.

826
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 7: All I know is is that you know, I hate

827
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 7: to use the expression, but I'm I'm I'm your wife's

828
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 7: baby's daddy.

829
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 2: And and.

830
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:49,879
Speaker 8: No, okay, wait a minute, no, no, no, no, so mixed

831
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 8: that that doesn't happen, no way.

832
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 7: So I'm trying to make sure I bring the news

833
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 7: to you and see if there's anything that we can

834
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,240
Speaker 7: do to I mean, I mean, after being five months pregnant,

835
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 7: it's kind of hard to direct to find a problem.

836
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 8: So okay, and I want this to sound rude, and

837
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 8: I want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy, are

838
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:06,720
Speaker 8: you black?

839
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black.

840
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 8: And my wife is gonna have a black baby.

841
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 7: Well yeah, your wife is gonna have a black baby.

842
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 7: But what I want you to know is I'm not

843
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 7: paying no down support that's.

844
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 8: What about child support? And my wife is having some

845
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 8: other black dude's kid. Are you crazy?

846
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 7: No, I'm not, No, I'm not out of my mind.

847
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 7: I'm just saying I didn't lay it down and conceive

848
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 7: a child with your with your wife, so I'm making

849
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 7: sure I'm not going to be paying the child support.

850
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 3: Man.

851
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 8: I'm not even worried about the child support. I don't

852
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 8: pay the child support. I'm worried about some doctor making

853
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 8: a huge mistake. And and oh my god, we're gonna

854
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,839
Speaker 8: have a black baby. I can't believe that. This is unbelievable.

855
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 8: It's unbelievable, and I can't believe you call my house,

856
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 8: give me the doctors, should give me this.

857
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 3: What don't you want it?

858
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 7: It doesn't matter who gives you the news, as long

859
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 7: as you get the news. Now what I want you

860
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 7: to do with this? Please don't be giving the baby

861
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 7: no white names and stuff.

862
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 8: I can't believe that you're so this is incredible, incredible.

863
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, call me. I'm trying to give me

864
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 8: the I'm ready to go crazy. This is crazy.

865
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 7: Okay, this, this is this is no reason to be violent, sir.

866
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 7: You see what I'm saying this already.

867
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 8: You're worried about me, about paying child support and talking

868
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 8: about your seed and and your baby's daddy. You know, Oh, man,

869
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 8: this this is bringing the best out of me. I

870
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 8: can promise you. Unbelievable man.

871
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 7: Let me let me ask yourself, Sir, do you think

872
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 7: you may need angle management? I mean, you're not gonna

873
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 7: are you gonna? You're not gonna. You're not gonna beat

874
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 7: my child?

875
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 2: Are you?

876
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 8: Old?

877
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 3: Man?

878
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 8: You know how to push man's butt. I can promise you. Man,

879
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 8: that's crazy. No, I ain't gonna beat nobody's baby.

880
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 7: I don't want you being violent to me and your

881
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 7: wife's baby.

882
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,439
Speaker 8: Spin this thing around? Un where do you live?

883
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 3: Man?

884
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 8: Who does this?

885
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 4: Okay?

886
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 8: Is this because I'm man? This is crazy?

887
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 7: Well, here's what I'm gonna ask you. Do you think

888
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 7: you might want to be the godfather to the child.

889
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 8: To my own kid?

890
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 3: No?

891
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 8: I guess it wouldn't be my kid because me and

892
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,800
Speaker 8: your wife's child. You don't you say that you're crazy?

893
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 8: Don't you say that? Say that that drives me even

894
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 8: thinking about something like that.

895
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 3: It's me talk about something like that.

896
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 8: But it's me and your wife's chea. So don't you

897
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 8: even talk like that. You're crazy. I'll tear a hole

898
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 8: in your head. Don't you talk like that?

899
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you're gonna tell a hold and who hey?

900
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 8: You in your head? You crazy?

901
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 3: How me up?

902
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 7: This is the kind of thing I don't want my

903
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 7: child around this time, This type of talk, this type

904
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 7: of violence. See your white folks get mad and want

905
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 7: to kill everybody in the room. Don't you kill who

906
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 7: you mad at? Why do y'all do that?

907
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 8: You? You this? Man?

908
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 2: Can I can? I Can I say one more thing

909
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 2: to you? Can I do that?

910
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 8: I don't know if I can take any more of

911
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,439
Speaker 8: this for me? Man, I'm jumped to the phone.

912
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 7: I got one more thing to say to you. This

913
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 7: is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

914
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your wife.

915
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 8: Oh you're gonna kill that. It took her so long,

916
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 8: Try to get taken it. She's gonna play play a

917
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 8: game like this. That's I got me, man, You freaking

918
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 8: god me man. Yeah, we listened to Steve Harvey radio

919
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 8: show all the time. Man, that's awesome. She doesn't great.

920
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 8: Oh man, I'm gonna go find her and give her

921
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 8: a big kiss. I'm gonna do that far.

922
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 3: God, man, I got one of them.

923
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 2: I got one more question for you, baby. What is

924
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 2: the baddest radio show in the land?

925
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 8: The Steve Harvey Radio Show in the morning.

926
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 2: But y'all think about that? Yeah?

927
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have too much.

928
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 2: Right, I'm really really wrong on so many no words.

929
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 2: But did you like it though?

930
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 4: Yeah?

931
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 11: I'm gonna pray for you though, I am. Oh, they

932
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 11: praying for me all over the harder, pray harder. How

933
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 11: you like something you got to pray for because it's funny.

934
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, you don't be nervous enough. He

935
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 4: just got public, just shopping, that's his job.

936
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 7: No, No, I be nervous in public. Then I'd be nervous.

937
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 7: I had a few people run up on me. You

938
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 7: have to run up home. You have a feel like

939
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 7: whooping coming? You have a feel one.

940
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 4: Can yeah not Yeah, I got better than that.

941
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 2: You have a it comes well, yeah.

942
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 1: I'm talking about I had the feeling and then it

943
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: arrived right after that.

944
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:15,879
Speaker 4: Come coming up next today Strawberry letters. Subject. I can

945
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 4: tell by the smell. We'll get into it right after this.

946
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 9: Christmas is a time for joy, and joy is most

947
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Speaker 9: five dollars monthly gift helps provide warm meals, safe shelter,

949
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Speaker 9: and Christmas hope for families right in your neighborhood. This season,

950
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Speaker 9: lift spirits, including your own, knowing you're making Christmas brighter

951
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Speaker 9: and futures stronger. Give with joy at Salvation Army USA

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Speaker 9: dot org or at a Red Kettle near you that

953
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Speaker 9: Salvation Army USA dot org.

954
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Speaker 1: Mister Steve Bob Marty show Man, I love the fact

955
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 1: that God is who he is.

956
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:57,760
Speaker 2: God is everything.

957
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:03,400
Speaker 1: He's all powerful, all all seeing, all prevailing, all doing,

958
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: all knowing. Whatever you need, God got it. You have

959
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: got to have a relationship with him. He is the

960
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 1: one entity that is ever present at all times. Steve

961
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: Show coming up right after you're.

962
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 4: Listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for

963
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 4: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,

964
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,839
Speaker 4: are more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEFM

965
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 4: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

966
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 4: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

967
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 4: gonna read this one right here, right now, and you

968
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,240
Speaker 4: never know, it could be yours right, Junior.

969
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 2: Y's right, It could be yours right.

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00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 3: Now.

971
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Speaker 6: Ladies, jentlemen, it's time for the Strawberry Letter with my

972
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 6: good friend Shirley Strawberry.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, my good friend, Junior. Subject. I can tell

974
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 4: by the smells this Stephen Shirley. I've been married for

975
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 4: almost forty years. I have a thirty eight year old

976
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 4: son that has moved back into my house, and my

977
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 4: husband is overjoyed to have a running buddy. They're out

978
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 4: from sun up to sundown on Saturdays, and I was

979
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:12,280
Speaker 4: cool with it at first, until one of my son's

980
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,760
Speaker 4: friends approached my husband and I at the grocery store recently.

981
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 4: His name, her name is Muriel, and she's got a

982
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,760
Speaker 4: small restaurant that a lot of single men and women

983
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 4: hang out at, eating, drinking and carrying one I didn't

984
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 4: know that my husband was hanging out at Muriels until

985
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 4: I smelled her. She smelled like she had been in

986
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,319
Speaker 4: a kitchen and then sprayed some cheap body spray over

987
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 4: the grease smell in her clothes. That is what my

988
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 4: husband smells like when he comes home, comes in late

989
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 4: at night with our sons. I asked her how things

990
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 4: were going down at the restaurant and she said things

991
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 4: are going great and looked at my husband. I stayed

992
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 4: tight lipped until we got.

993
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:54,240
Speaker 2: In the car.

994
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 4: I asked if he'd been hanging out at her place,

995
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 4: and he said it's a place for our son's friends,

996
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 4: not an old man, and like him. His clothes sure

997
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 4: does smell like he's been to Muriels a few times,

998
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 4: and he even had a little of Muriels fragrance on

999
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 4: his shirt before. He couldn't possibly be messing around with

1000
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 4: Muriel because she is not a petite woman. He's five

1001
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 4: to nine and Muriel is a tall woman. I could

1002
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,439
Speaker 4: not get the truth out of my husband nor my son.

1003
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 4: My son said he hangs out there sometimes, but his

1004
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 4: dad is never with him. I asked him where his

1005
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 4: dad is while he's hanging out at Muriels and he

1006
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 4: said he didn't know. I am too old to be

1007
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 4: driving by Muriels looking around for my husband. If nothing

1008
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 4: is going on, why does he smell like a cafe?

1009
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 4: Why won't they tell me the truth? Okay, sys, now

1010
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 4: you know that's not happening. You know that's not going

1011
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,919
Speaker 4: to happen. The truth. Uh uh sorry, ma'am, but he's

1012
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,760
Speaker 4: not going to tell you the truth because he can't,

1013
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 4: He won't, he ain't, he refuses to. He wants to

1014
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 4: keep on cheating, on and on and on whatever he's

1015
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 4: been with Muriel, because he knows how you will react.

1016
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 4: He's never gonna admit that. Okay, he's never gonna admit that,

1017
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 4: because he knows you're gonna go off on him. You'll

1018
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 4: be mad, you'll be hurt, you'll be customed, you'll be angry,

1019
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 4: you'll be upset, devastated, betrayed, want to leave, and want

1020
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 4: to kill him, all of those things. So many many

1021
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 4: reasons why he won't tell you the truth. You know,

1022
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 4: cheating and lying go together. You know, you usually don't

1023
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 4: do one without the other, and you usually don't have

1024
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 4: one without the other. Or that would be some sort

1025
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 4: of open relationship. If he told you the truth, you

1026
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 4: know that he was sleeping with Muriel, then you know

1027
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 4: that's like an open relationship. He's letting you know what

1028
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 4: he's doing. Okay. I just think you know he's a

1029
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 4: typical cheater who wants his cake and eat it too.

1030
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 4: If you're in a restaurant, sometimes the smell might get

1031
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 4: in your clothes, depending on what's on the menu. I'll

1032
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 4: give you that, but that does not explain Miss Muriel's

1033
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,919
Speaker 4: perfume on him, her fragrance. Like you said, he had

1034
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 4: to be in close contact with her. But here's the thing.

1035
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 4: If you're waiting for him, waiting around for him to

1036
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 4: tell you the truth, forget it. That's not gonna happen

1037
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 4: from him or your son. They're thinking, Steve's right now,

1038
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 4: So do you? I say, trust your instincts. Okay, if

1039
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 4: it looks like a duck and smells like a duck

1040
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 4: in this case, you already know what's up. Steve.

1041
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 2: It's so much to unpacking this lesson.

1042
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, first of all, I've been married for almost forty

1043
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 1: years and got a thirty eight year old son. Let's

1044
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: just say they got married at twenty. Okay, they had

1045
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: a child two years later. Let's just say that that

1046
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: means that the woman is sixty. Now you're thirty eight

1047
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 1: year old. To move back in the house with y'all,

1048
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: you got a running mate, and if they hang out

1049
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 1: all the time. And then one of your friends approached

1050
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: you all at the grocery store. The friend happened to

1051
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 1: be a woman named Miriam who's got a restaurant that

1052
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: a lot of single people hang out at, eating, drinking

1053
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:10,920
Speaker 1: and all that.

1054
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 2: Now you say, I.

1055
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: Didn't know that your husband, your husband was hanging out

1056
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 1: at Muriels until I smelled her. Oh lord, So now

1057
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: we got a marriage hanging in the balance based off

1058
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 1: your skills as a blood hound?

1059
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 10: Boy?

1060
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: Ain't this letter taking an ignatic turn right here?

1061
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 2: See?

1062
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 1: Women, I respect you all for you all forensic skills,

1063
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: and I respect you all for you all's intuition. I

1064
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: really do. I don't think there's none greater. But this

1065
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 1: whole letter is based on smell that what is here? Now,

1066
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm gona struggle with this one with you a little bit.

1067
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you. She got some restaurants

1068
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: single men hangout. You didn't know your husband was hanging

1069
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 1: out the Murrors until I smelled her. She smelled like

1070
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: she had been in the kitchen that sprayed, cheap bodies

1071
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: sprayed over the grease, smelled in her clothes, dark going it.

1072
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 1: That is what my husband smelled like when he come

1073
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 1: home late at night with our sons.

1074
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 4: Dum dune done what.

1075
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 2: You matching smells? See?

1076
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:30,720
Speaker 1: Now, if your husband and Muriel was right next to

1077
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: each other, smelling just like each other at the same time.

1078
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 1: I got you, but these are never they together with

1079
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: the same smell. Oh, lord, lady. I asked her how

1080
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 1: things were going down in her restaurant. She said, things

1081
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: are going great, and then looked at my husband. They

1082
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,520
Speaker 1: going great. Oh she knows you're down there. There's a

1083
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: way out.

1084
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 2: Of this for him. See.

1085
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 1: But then we got to deal with some other the

1086
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 1: facts too, lady.

1087
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 4: So I'll be right, all right, Hang on, Steve. Part

1088
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 4: two of your responses coming up at twenty three minutes

1089
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 4: after the hour. The subject of today strawberry letter. I

1090
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 4: can tell by the smell. All right, we'll get back

1091
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:18,520
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1092
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,680
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Speaker 4: and Amazon. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's

1102
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 4: strawberry letter. I can tell by the smell I want

1103
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 4: to see you weasel and wiggle your way out of this.

1104
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,960
Speaker 1: Come on, Well, he's been married forty years, got a

1105
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: thirty eight year old son.

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Speaker 2: He'd moved back into the house with the husband.

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Speaker 1: They hang out a lot, and everything was cool with

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01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 1: y'all hanging out until one of your son's friends came

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01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 1: and saw you and your husband at the grocery store.

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Speaker 1: Her name was Muriel. She got a small restaurant that

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01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: a lot of single people hang out at me And

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Speaker 1: then you didn't know that your husband was hanging out

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01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: at Muriels until I smelled her. She smelled like she

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01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: had been in the kitchen and sprayed. Somebody spray over

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01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: the grease smell in her clothes. That is what my

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01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: husband smells like when he come in late at.

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Speaker 2: Night with our son.

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Speaker 1: Okay, lady, So, now, wh like I said, you got

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Speaker 1: a marriage that's hanging in the balance based on smells.

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Speaker 1: So I asked her how things was going down at

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Speaker 1: a restaurant. She said, things was going great, and then

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01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: looked at my husband. I stayed tight lipped. Now this

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01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: is the pro that women are felas. I stayed tight

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01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 1: lipped until we got in the car. Wo that car

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01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: was crowded when they got in there. Oh, that car

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01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 1: was crowded when they got in that car. I asked

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01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,240
Speaker 1: if he'd been hanging out at her place, and he said,

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Speaker 1: that's a place for our son's friends. What I'm doing

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Speaker 1: down there, girl, don't go down there. Let my son

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01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 1: be down there at that place. Not an old man

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01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 1: like me. His clothes should do smell like. He's been

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01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 1: the Murial a few times, and he's even had a

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01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: little Murial's fragrance on his shirt before. Okay, now, lady lady,

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01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 1: hold on, now you mean you never mentioned a female

1135
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 1: fragrance on his shirt before today. If you thought it

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01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 1: was a female fragrance on that you didn't say nothing.

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01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: Then See, I'm this wid a little bit confused. I

1138
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 1: think her mine is playing tricks on her a little bit.

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01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: He couldn't possibly be messing in out here what she

1140
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 1: goodn start losing it. He couldn't possibly mess around with

1141
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 1: Muriel because she's not a petite woman.

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01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 2: He fired nine and Muriel is a tall woman.

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01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 1: Now this is where when Tommy's not here, I take

1144
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 1: full advantage of the situation. It's because we have somebody on

1145
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 1: our show five nine and and you know, and most

1146
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:27,800
Speaker 1: women to him is not petit.

1147
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 2: Because he's petit.

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01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 1: Your husband is the same size as Timmy. He fired nine.

1149
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,200
Speaker 1: And Muriel is a tall woman. You know, if you

1150
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:44,960
Speaker 1: find nine lot of tall women in your life. I

1151
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 1: rarely meet tall women myself personally. But you know I

1152
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 1: ain't no little petite man. I could not get the

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01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 1: truth out of my husband nor my son. What truth

1154
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:59,280
Speaker 1: what you want him to say? Yeah, I was back

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01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 1: in the kitchen wh Marylyn. We was hugging so tight

1156
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 1: that to smell from her restaurant and fragrances on my shirt.

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01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 1: You think you finna get that truth. My son said

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01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 1: he hangs out there sometimes, but his dad is never

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01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 1: with him. That's a true statement, because if his dad

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01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:19,480
Speaker 1: is at the restaurant, he's not with him, because your

1161
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: boy be out there in the front with the single people.

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01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 1: But your son ain't the best judgment either, because he

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01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: didn't just move back into the house at thirty eight,

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01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:31,919
Speaker 1: so he ain't doing all that good. Like father, like son.

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01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 4: This is a mess, hot mess.

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01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,200
Speaker 1: I am too old to be driving by Muriels looking

1167
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 1: around for my husband. If nothing is going on, why

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01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 1: does he smell like a cafe? Well, let me tell

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01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: you something. Do I think he's been down there?

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01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I do. Do I think you've been

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01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,080
Speaker 2: in the kitchen? Yeah?

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01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:59,240
Speaker 1: But if it's a small cafe, the food sent probably everywhere, right,

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01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,360
Speaker 1: so he would necessarily had to go in the back.

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01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,920
Speaker 1: Muriel owns the restaurant. She come out and hug all

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01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 1: the customers. You hug with five nine he little bitty man,

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01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 1: big mrld And put on round and put everything on

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01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,680
Speaker 1: his He didn't have on when he came in there,

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01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 1: because when he hugged her, fragrance is all in the

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01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,479
Speaker 1: top of his hair.

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01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 2: Big mrld.

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01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:22,880
Speaker 1: And put him up under one of her breasts and

1182
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 1: got him in the head like, and hugged him.

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01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 2: And he liked that.

1184
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 1: And he come home every night with that smell on him.

1185
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 1: That could be all that is. I don't think they

1186
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 1: seeing each other, none of that. If nothing is going on,

1187
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 1: why does he smell like?

1188
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:36,920
Speaker 2: Now?

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01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 1: Why won't they tell me the truth? Now, let's just

1190
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:42,600
Speaker 1: deal with this right here. Why would he tell you

1191
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 1: the truth?

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01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 4: Because the truth matters.

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01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:49,840
Speaker 1: See, no, girl, the truth will all the smell fitna

1194
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 1: get him a divorce. She finish start driving by murals

1195
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:55,760
Speaker 1: in the car based on some older detection skills she

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01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 1: has as a bloodhound.

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01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,000
Speaker 4: Well, if he ask you this, what if he was,

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01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:05,120
Speaker 4: if he wasn't calm down, if he wasn't doing anything,

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01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 4: why didn't he just say, yeah, I hang out with

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01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,919
Speaker 4: at muriels. Why didn't you just say that?

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01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 2: No, you don't want to do that because that's too much. Now.

1202
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:15,400
Speaker 1: So, no, I ain't been down I don't know why

1203
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 1: would I hang out there? He didn't say he wouldn't

1204
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:25,880
Speaker 1: down there. He listened to me, Yeah he said no, no, no, no, no,

1205
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 1: no no, that's not what he said.

1206
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 4: Okay, what he saying.

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01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:30,440
Speaker 2: Let me see.

1208
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the quote. He did not lie.

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01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:38,000
Speaker 1: He did not lie. He did not give her all

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01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:42,480
Speaker 1: the information. He said, it's a place for our son's friend,

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01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,000
Speaker 1: not an old man like me.

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01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 2: They ain't say. He ain't say he ain't been down there.

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01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 4: Uh, but she can smell that he's been down there,

1214
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:53,160
Speaker 4: all right. Lady comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram

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01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:56,160
Speaker 4: and Steve Harve FM and check out the Strawberry Letter

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Speaker 4: podcast on demand.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's your Favorite Place, Cousins.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we want to thank you for rocket with

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Speaker 6: the Stee Harvey Morning Show all year long. It is

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01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 6: the holiday season and we want to wish you a

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01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 6: very merry Christmas for the Sea Harvey Morning Show and

1222
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:11,280
Speaker 6: especially for your favorite place, Claus junk Man.

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Speaker 4: I love y'all. Happy holidays. You're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show.

1225
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:19,680
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Speaker 4: Ai and Amazon. All right, so here's the question, guys,

1237
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:53,920
Speaker 4: what marks the beginning of the holiday season for you?

1238
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:56,560
Speaker 4: Is there a specific song that puts you in the

1239
01:08:56,600 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 4: Christmas spirit? How about a special movie The Temptations that's

1240
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 4: Christmas Eve only.

1241
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:08,679
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1242
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 4: Also imitation of Life. That's another good Christmas movie. So

1243
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:24,759
Speaker 4: what about you, Steve? I know you like this Christmas? Yeah, miss.

1244
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:32,120
Speaker 2: I'm going to get to know your bed. Yeah, this

1245
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:37,599
Speaker 2: Christmas that's my song I'm with You.

1246
01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:40,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's number one. And then the Temptations.

1247
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:48,200
Speaker 2: Crawsby Now everybody listening for that.

1248
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,360
Speaker 4: No, no, it's about the King.

1249
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:57,679
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Chest Roast. Yeah, that's my jam too.

1250
01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,160
Speaker 1: I love that's all.

1251
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:03,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, Someday of Christmas Stevie Wonder, I love that.

1252
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:04,720
Speaker 2: What is that?

1253
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:09,200
Speaker 4: You know some Christmas You don't know that one?

1254
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:13,920
Speaker 2: It ain't beat Young done it?

1255
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,800
Speaker 4: Donny's number one point Yeah, that's number one.

1256
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:22,439
Speaker 1: And Christmas Steevee Stevie's music. Oh that's my two.

1257
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:23,400
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.

1258
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:29,800
Speaker 1: The albums, Oh talking Book maybe yo baby may sound

1259
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:33,760
Speaker 1: of the Plane keeping me well?

1260
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 4: Is this other me again?

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01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 1: That's boy boy, that's that Talking book. When he was

1262
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:48,360
Speaker 1: sitting on that rock, Yeah, that boy right there, he

1263
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:55,160
Speaker 1: didn't know they had him on the rock. He thought

1264
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:57,960
Speaker 1: he's doing a photo shoot in the backyard. Something that

1265
01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,719
Speaker 1: doesn't God, he didn't.

1266
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:02,479
Speaker 2: He was on a rounder.

1267
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, his hands so putting on his hand, trying to

1268
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:13,120
Speaker 1: feel his way around see where he was right here.

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01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:13,880
Speaker 2: Listen to me.

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01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 1: Let me tell y'all something I've been around Stevie. Steve

1271
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 1: ain't blind.

1272
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:22,920
Speaker 2: I don't believe, as I told stevee this blind. This

1273
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:25,760
Speaker 2: a hoax. He made a lot of money on it.

1274
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:30,519
Speaker 1: It's a Listen to me, Hi, Stevie blind. You ain't

1275
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 1: never seen Stevie with a dog or he ain't never fail.

1276
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:45,559
Speaker 2: It's just blind to me. You don't never seen running

1277
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:46,360
Speaker 2: up into nothing.

1278
01:11:46,439 --> 01:11:49,679
Speaker 1: He ain't got nowhere, he ain't never had to unfold

1279
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,879
Speaker 1: his stick, get on showing up places.

1280
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:59,680
Speaker 4: I told hey, we're moving on.

1281
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,600
Speaker 2: You know what, Brother Milton, be witty, but.

1282
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:11,440
Speaker 4: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Rich On Facebook,

1283
01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:15,679
Speaker 4: Steve writes, Hey, Steve, about two years ago my mom

1284
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:19,839
Speaker 4: passed away and that was devastating for all of us. Now, however,

1285
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:23,120
Speaker 4: it sure looks like my pops has bounced back as

1286
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:26,639
Speaker 4: of late. He's been out and about with a way younger,

1287
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:29,479
Speaker 4: fine woman that can't be more than twenty five years

1288
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:32,599
Speaker 4: old at the age of sixty eight. I can't blame

1289
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,439
Speaker 4: my pops for shooting his shot and scoring, and he's

1290
01:12:35,479 --> 01:12:38,799
Speaker 4: done pretty well taking care of his money all that said,

1291
01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:43,040
Speaker 4: Pop said he's bringing over his new boot for Christmas. Now,

1292
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 4: my sisters are not happy about her, and they said

1293
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:51,000
Speaker 4: she is going to blank around and find out. But

1294
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:53,280
Speaker 4: I just want to tease you. But I just want

1295
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:56,519
Speaker 4: to keep the peace for Christmas. And oh what gift

1296
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 4: should I give her?

1297
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:06,760
Speaker 1: Well, probably need to get a helmet because but.

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01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:09,479
Speaker 7: This is this make Daddy proud though? Now I don't

1299
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 7: don't hurt daddy feelings. Well, the girls don't care. The girls.

1300
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:18,840
Speaker 7: First of all, two problems here you ain't they mama?

1301
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:21,519
Speaker 7: And number two, why do you want our daddy and

1302
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:22,799
Speaker 7: you younger than us?

1303
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:27,160
Speaker 1: Yes, they probably gonna be about the same age because

1304
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:31,040
Speaker 1: you know he's forty three years older, so chances are

1305
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:37,960
Speaker 1: these kids is older than her. Yeah, the girl, she

1306
01:13:38,120 --> 01:13:41,800
Speaker 1: gonna feel the raft man, Yeah, all the people his

1307
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:46,240
Speaker 1: age is sick. Yeah, he wants something on And what does.

1308
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 4: She want with him?

1309
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:48,160
Speaker 2: His money?

1310
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:52,919
Speaker 1: Mm hmm Yeah, because he's even have done good by hisself,

1311
01:13:53,439 --> 01:13:56,719
Speaker 1: and you know he probably kept himself in shape, and

1312
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,839
Speaker 1: you know he gonna bring the girl by for Christmas.

1313
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:00,240
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing y'all can do about it.

1314
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 4: They just gotta do.

1315
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're gonna mess up your relationship with your

1317
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:07,840
Speaker 1: father because you're gonna make him have to pick between y'all,

1318
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,120
Speaker 1: and he's gonna go with this young girl.

1319
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 4: Now mm hmmm.

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01:14:11,439 --> 01:14:13,560
Speaker 2: All you gotta do is treat a pleasant.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just be kind.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: You do look like if you want to get a gift,

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Speaker 1: get us some get up backpack.

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Speaker 4: What kind of gift?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's just wonder woman. You don't get us some character.

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Speaker 1: Give's some sneakers with some lights on them.

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Speaker 2: That's all right, some fresh note books.

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Speaker 4: I think we might have time for one more. My

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Speaker 4: parents always encouraged me to work hard for what I wanted.

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01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,000
Speaker 4: Over the weekend, my sister and I were talking about

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Speaker 4: Christmas plans and talking about tightened budgets for the holidays

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Speaker 4: when she blurted out, thank god Mom and Dad took

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Speaker 4: care of school for me. I was like, what, While

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Speaker 4: I'm not hurting financially and am happy where I am

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Speaker 4: in life, but but come on, I worked my behind

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Speaker 4: off to go to college God loans and and finally

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Speaker 4: close to paying them off, and my parents just paid

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Speaker 4: for my sister's college education. I'm mad about this. So,

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Speaker 4: Uncle Steve, I can't decide if it makes me angry

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Speaker 4: or hurts my feelings more. Do I bring it up?

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Speaker 1: No, you don't have to bring it up. Your parents

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Speaker 1: knew that your sister wasn't you. If your parents treated

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Speaker 1: all their children equally in the same your sister probably

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01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:46,479
Speaker 1: wouldn't even be in college because your sister don't have

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01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:47,800
Speaker 1: the same makeup that you have.

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01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,680
Speaker 2: And they recognized that and so they did hat it

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Speaker 2: for it, right, you.

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01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 1: Know, just understand and thank God that you are who

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Speaker 1: you are, and don't and don't and don't and don't

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01:15:58,479 --> 01:16:00,960
Speaker 1: get mad because your blessing is you had the skill

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01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,240
Speaker 1: set in the mindset to do it. Now you're gonna

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01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:06,519
Speaker 1: block your blessing by Hayden because she got because because

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01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:11,640
Speaker 1: they paid for her what so mm hmm, she is

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Speaker 1: not you and recognize it.

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Speaker 4: They both have a college education. Yeah, that's the blessing too.

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Speaker 2: You know, you.

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01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:26,480
Speaker 1: Almost got these loans paid off and you did it yourself.

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01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:27,560
Speaker 2: That's an accompaniment.

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Speaker 1: So instead of being mad at your parents, be proud

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Speaker 1: of yourself. Thank God for Thatddy brought you through. Wow,

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Speaker 1: it's amazing how people block the blessing by looking at

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01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,920
Speaker 1: Instead of looking at what you have, you focus on

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Speaker 1: what you don't have.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, blessing, good part, right, great advice, thank you, So

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Speaker 4: don't bring it up. Please. Coming up at twenty minutes

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Speaker 4: after the hour, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 4: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show. All right, So here's the question for you.

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Speaker 4: Did you follow your childhood dream?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 4: According to a new survey by Vetti, that's ZiT y,

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Speaker 4: probably not. The survey found that more than two thirds

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Speaker 4: of those who had a dream job picked out as

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Speaker 4: a kid didn't end up making that dream come true.

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Speaker 4: For male respondents, becoming a professional athlete top the list

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Speaker 4: at seventeen percent, while twenty two percent of women wanted

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Speaker 4: to become teachers. The age in which reality started to

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01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:31,240
Speaker 4: sink in for Americans was fifteen years old when they

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Speaker 4: got their first jobs. The top childhood dream jobs of

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Speaker 4: Americans include doctor, teacher, veterinarian, musician, movie star, professional athlete, artist, etc.

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Speaker 4: So did you follow your dream job since your childhood

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01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:49,759
Speaker 4: or what? That's the question.

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Speaker 1: I think what happens to the boy who wants to

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01:17:53,479 --> 01:17:57,599
Speaker 1: be a professional athlete a around fifteen it starts losing grip.

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Speaker 2: It ain't cause you've got a job.

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Speaker 1: It's because he went out there and played with some

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01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:05,280
Speaker 1: people that's fitting the b pros and.

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Speaker 2: Found out real fast. My tain't going.

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01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:12,720
Speaker 1: Because the dude just blew by me like I was

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01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:15,880
Speaker 1: standing stell and I was running as fast as I could.

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Speaker 2: That boy going to the pros. You ain't. I have

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Speaker 2: to have a fifteen? That's true? All right? Find out fan.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the I played in the Summer League with the

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01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:32,720
Speaker 1: Cleveland Cavaliers one time.

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Speaker 2: That's when I knew.

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Speaker 3: Coming.

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Speaker 4: Three minutes after the hour, we'll play another round of

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Speaker 4: would you rather? Right after this you're listening to the

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Speaker 4: Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 7: Parents, meet Miko Mini Plus, the small AI robot that

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Speaker 4: And for older kids, see Miko three on Miko dot,

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Speaker 4: a I and Amazon. All right, guys, it's time for

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01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:24,760
Speaker 4: would you rather? Here we go now, would you rather

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01:19:25,439 --> 01:19:29,320
Speaker 4: take a body shot off your partner, your date, whoever

1413
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:32,800
Speaker 4: you're with, or would you rather for them to take

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01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,000
Speaker 4: a body shot off you? This?

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01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:35,759
Speaker 2: This?

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01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:41,400
Speaker 7: U feel a shot? Would you take a shot off

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01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:42,519
Speaker 7: of them? Or a shout out?

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01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:45,599
Speaker 4: You ain't gonna believe the level of Linton my billy button.

1419
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:46,880
Speaker 4: Let me take the one off of you.

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01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:51,400
Speaker 7: I'm not my stomach can't hold a shot glass.

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01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:55,080
Speaker 2: It's gonna keep it hand it over, I promise, yeah,

1422
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,080
Speaker 2: take it off, it's gonna keep flipping over.

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01:19:58,200 --> 01:19:58,719
Speaker 3: I was just.

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01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:01,880
Speaker 4: What about you, Steve? You didn't answer.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is, but a body

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01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:10,800
Speaker 2: shot like I definitely take it off her though.

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01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got big enough lips. You don't even need

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01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:25,799
Speaker 1: the glass. Get to fry a shot off for you?

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Speaker 4: All right, here's another one. Would you rather be in

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01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:33,720
Speaker 4: the Hall of Fame for a sports career or a

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01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,639
Speaker 4: music career?

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01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:35,439
Speaker 3: Oh?

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01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,439
Speaker 2: Oh? Sport? Yeah?

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01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 4: Like football or basketball, baseball, something?

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01:20:41,439 --> 01:20:41,599
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:43,599
Speaker 4: Not music as much as you love music.

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Speaker 1: Stick, oh, roscill Wallace already got that covet. I ain't

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01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:50,160
Speaker 1: worried about that. My alter egos in the rock and

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01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:51,559
Speaker 1: roll hall all day.

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Speaker 2: Somebody getting inducted his help he can credit for all

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01:20:56,720 --> 01:21:03,080
Speaker 2: that this show what a music? I can't sing a

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01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:06,360
Speaker 2: lick that'd be name. I know you weren't gonna say sports.

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01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:07,719
Speaker 4: Like shut up, junior.

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01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:11,720
Speaker 2: He was gonna be in there for what he said.

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01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:15,960
Speaker 2: Hena be in there for what music? Music?

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01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:19,000
Speaker 1: But if you're gonna be a little drummer boy. And

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01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:29,240
Speaker 1: I remember when Tom was a little boy and he

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01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:30,400
Speaker 1: was in the Christmas Player.

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01:21:30,479 --> 01:21:33,559
Speaker 2: He got mad, We're not gonna do it this year.

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01:21:33,640 --> 01:21:34,519
Speaker 2: We're not gonna do it.

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01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:38,120
Speaker 1: That's what That's what I was trying to tell him

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01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:41,240
Speaker 1: every year, because I just Tim was so small. Every

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01:21:41,320 --> 01:21:47,640
Speaker 1: year I made him play Baby Jesus. He look, he

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01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:48,920
Speaker 1: won't be a wise man.

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01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,040
Speaker 2: That's got no.

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01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:55,519
Speaker 1: Time be trying to explain how little man you're a

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01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:58,280
Speaker 1: little boy you shouldn't be Baby Jesus. Every year and

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01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:06,120
Speaker 1: then lay down in that hey, quit moving and keep

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01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:13,439
Speaker 1: your face covered. You look old. Come on, sir, all right,

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Speaker 1: I want to go WHI man this year. You're not

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01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,439
Speaker 1: gonna be no man in this plate.

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01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,280
Speaker 2: You're too short, baby jeez.

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01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:25,280
Speaker 4: All right, coming up in forty nine, Thank you guys

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01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:25,600
Speaker 4: coming to.

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Speaker 2: Quick him and lay him in it.

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Speaker 4: By forty nine minutes after the hour, and we'll have

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Speaker 4: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Crazy Harvey.

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Speaker 4: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:01,040
Speaker 4: It's the most wonderful and stressful time of from airport

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Speaker 4: trips to noisy malls. This is when your family can

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Speaker 4: drive you crazy. But you don't have to go along

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Speaker 4: with all that. With Prime Video, you can take a

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Speaker 4: break from the stress and family feuding. Holiday Edition. Whether

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Speaker 4: you want me time or we time. Prime Videos got

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Speaker 4: relax and unwrap your next watch with Prime Video. It's

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Speaker 4: giving holiday harmony. All right, guys, here we are last

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01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:33,519
Speaker 4: break of the day. It's been a great day, Steve.

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Speaker 4: Now we need some closing remarks words, hey, wisdom for

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Speaker 4: you to take there.

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Speaker 2: You know what I like to say, something encouraging the people. Listen.

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01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:49,040
Speaker 1: Piece of advice listen keep a positive attitude. Remain positive

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01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:55,480
Speaker 1: as often as much as you can. A positive attitude

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01:23:55,560 --> 01:24:02,760
Speaker 1: is important, man, it is important. Listen to me your feelings.

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01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:07,360
Speaker 1: Your feelings are a barometer of your thoughts over the

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01:24:07,439 --> 01:24:12,040
Speaker 1: past period of time. Like, for example, somebody taught me

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01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:15,439
Speaker 1: one time. They said, hey, Steve, if you really if

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01:24:15,479 --> 01:24:18,120
Speaker 1: you find yourself in a gloomy mood, if you find

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01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:21,599
Speaker 1: yourself kind of off ciner, if you find yourself feeling

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01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:25,080
Speaker 1: a little despondent or troubled, all you got to do

1491
01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:29,240
Speaker 1: is track your thoughts for the last hour and that

1492
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:30,719
Speaker 1: will explain your mood.

1493
01:24:31,439 --> 01:24:33,280
Speaker 2: Because your mood is a barometer.

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01:24:33,439 --> 01:24:39,240
Speaker 1: It's like a It just tells you what you've been thinking.

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01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:44,800
Speaker 1: So it's imperative that you control what you think. And

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01:24:44,920 --> 01:24:47,680
Speaker 1: here's the part that most people don't understand. You have

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01:24:47,840 --> 01:24:52,040
Speaker 1: the power to control what you think. Now, are random

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01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:53,960
Speaker 1: thoughts gonna run through your mind? Have you ever been

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01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:56,800
Speaker 1: praying sometime and you wander off and start thinking about

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Speaker 1: something else, and you got to get back to the prayer. Yeah,

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01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:03,080
Speaker 1: that's gonna have You're human, Listen to me. That happens everybody.

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01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:05,200
Speaker 1: I don't care if you the Pope, I don't care.

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01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:07,240
Speaker 1: If you're a priest. I don't care if you Billy Graham,

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01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:08,920
Speaker 1: I don't care. If you're Tdj's I don't care if

1505
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:09,479
Speaker 1: you Creflow.

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01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:12,080
Speaker 2: I don't care. You are a human being.

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01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:19,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes random thoughts will come through your mind, but you

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01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:23,879
Speaker 1: can seize control of it, because your mind is yours.

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01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,479
Speaker 2: It is the most powerful tool you have.

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01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:31,000
Speaker 1: Your mind is more important than your gift of your talent,

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01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:33,880
Speaker 1: because if you don't have the right mental attitude, your

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01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:37,360
Speaker 1: gift of talent can go to waste. You have got

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01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:41,040
Speaker 1: to get control of your thoughts. And okay, so Steve,

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Speaker 1: how do you do that? Listen to me. When negativity

1515
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:48,759
Speaker 1: comes your way, get a balance on it. Now, I'm human.

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01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,720
Speaker 1: Sometimes that negative thought, I just keep running it over

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01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:54,680
Speaker 1: in my head over and over and over. But I

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01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:58,280
Speaker 1: got to hear them. Get rid of this man, because

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01:25:58,360 --> 01:26:03,400
Speaker 1: you attract things to you based on how you think.

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Speaker 1: I've said this a million times to women. If you

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01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:12,960
Speaker 1: think all men or dogs, prepare yourself to meet every

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01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:17,880
Speaker 1: last one of them, because that's the thought that you're projecting.

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Speaker 2: What we have to understand is our mental capacity. Our

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01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:23,160
Speaker 2: thoughts are our.

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Speaker 1: Remote control to the universe. If you come into your

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01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:29,160
Speaker 1: house and you take your remote control and you point

1527
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,879
Speaker 1: it at your TV and you press the on button

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01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:34,759
Speaker 1: and you're looking at your TV, what do you expect

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01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:37,720
Speaker 1: to happen? You expect your TV to come on. Guess

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01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:41,639
Speaker 1: what happens? Your TV comes on? If HBO is channel

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01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:44,880
Speaker 1: four hundred, and you press four to ooh, and then

1532
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:49,519
Speaker 1: you press select what do you expect to see on

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01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:50,160
Speaker 1: your TV?

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Speaker 2: HBO? Guess what comes on your TV? HBO.

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Speaker 1: Do you know where they got the concept of the

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Speaker 1: remote from. They got it from the Bible, because the

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Speaker 1: Bible says a man is as he thinketh. So they

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Speaker 1: put that thought into the micro, into the remote, and

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Speaker 1: you can point it at your TV and whatever that

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Speaker 1: remote thinks, that's what the TV becomes. Your life is

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Speaker 1: your television set. What you press on the button in

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Speaker 1: your mind is what will come up on the screen

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Speaker 1: in your life.

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Speaker 2: I promise you that's what it is. It works no

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Speaker 2: other way.

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Speaker 1: All of us are where we are today because we

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Speaker 1: thought ourselves to this position.

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Speaker 2: You can be mad at it if you want to,

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Speaker 2: but you did this. You did it.

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Speaker 1: If you sitting there in peace, you did it. If

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Speaker 1: you sitting there in turmoil, you did it. If you

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Speaker 1: have good days and bad days, which we all have,

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Speaker 1: we did it. If you've accomplished everything you wanted to

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Speaker 1: accomplish in your life as because that's how you thought yourself.

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Speaker 1: If you're working on your dreams and building your aspirations

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Speaker 1: and hopes it is because that's what you think about

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Speaker 1: doing all the time.

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Speaker 2: That's how it works, y'all.

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Speaker 1: And you don't have to be where you are, You

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Speaker 1: don't have to remain in any condition you don't like.

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Speaker 1: All you have to do is change the way you think.

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Speaker 1: That is the beginning of the process. It works no

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Speaker 1: other way. Please listen to me when I'm telling you this,

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Speaker 1: because this is important information. You can change the whole

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Speaker 1: trajectory of your life with how you think. All you

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Speaker 1: got to do is change the way you think. It

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Speaker 1: is a clear cut scripture that Bible says a man

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Speaker 1: is as he thinking. That is a real deal.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: I was talking with a group of men one day

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Speaker 1: and somebody asked this group of men and said, why

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Speaker 1: you always talking about money. The dude said, because that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm trying to accomplish. He said, but there's other

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Speaker 1: things in life. He said, that's fine, that's fine. You

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Speaker 1: think about him. He said, what about family? He said,

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Speaker 1: that's in my thought process because if I make enough money,

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Speaker 1: I can take better care of my family. He said,

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Speaker 1: but what about your health? He said, if I'm making

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Speaker 1: enough money, I could take care of my health. I

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Speaker 1: can get trainers, doctors, dentists, all of that, he said,

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Speaker 1: But why you got it all tied around money? He said,

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Speaker 1: young man, you have the power to think whatever you

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Speaker 1: want to think. He looked at him, and I don't

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Speaker 1: know why he said this. Out of know he said,

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Speaker 1: He said, why you look high to me? He said,

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Speaker 1: what that got to do with anything? He said, you

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Speaker 1: look high to me?

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Speaker 2: He said.

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Speaker 1: The reason you look high to me, he said, because

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Speaker 1: I've been smelling you. You smell like weed. He said,

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Speaker 1: why you always smoking weed? He said, Brud, sir, that

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Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: He said, you think about weed, I think about money.

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Speaker 1: Now what you want to tada. A man is as

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Speaker 1: he thinks, Change the way you think, change to where

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Speaker 1: you live. Those are my closing remarks today. Have a

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Speaker 1: good one today, y'all talk to God.

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