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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is a

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Speaker 1: near death experience each time. What what is that about?

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Speaker 1: We'll get until I find out what that's all about

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Speaker 1: and just what.

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Speaker 2: I think it is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you think it is, but I hope.

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Speaker 3: It's experiences with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh, can't we go so you're not that it's not

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Speaker 1: that all right? It is timed out for today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Junior's in for the nephew, Junior?

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Speaker 4: What you got he.

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Speaker 2: Don't work in. I'm doing y'all to say, tol me.

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Speaker 1: He's on vacation, Junior.

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Speaker 4: Okay, who get twenty nine days off?

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Speaker 2: When your uncle the balls?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What I ain't talking about you? It's your show off.

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Speaker 1: With your hand down?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he put his hand right up. I get twenty

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Speaker 2: nine days off and yeah, cool with that. He gives

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Speaker 2: the vacation, Junior.

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Speaker 1: He little What I don't understand, Steve, Let's explain.

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Speaker 4: He needs he need at your time, all this fame

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Speaker 4: they be wearing his little last house. He needs time,

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Speaker 4: you know, he got to take he needs rest because

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Speaker 4: then his friend Paul listening to the show he gonna

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Speaker 4: go back and tell him stuff from be reporting. They

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Speaker 4: be talking about you and there Paul gonna be And

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Speaker 4: I'm man, I got I got to hear that.

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Speaker 2: I like Paul too.

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Speaker 4: Man, Paul, Me and Paul would be cool if he

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Speaker 4: give me a trance. But Paul, I'm just doing my

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Speaker 4: damn job. My job is to entertain people. Yeah, Paul,

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Speaker 4: this ain't about Tommy. Tramy ain't here. We do his

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Speaker 4: ass when he Tommy. Paul, listen to me this, Paul,

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Speaker 4: this is Tommy.

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Speaker 1: That's said.

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Speaker 2: Paul.

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Speaker 4: Listen to me.

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Speaker 2: They do me when I ain't here.

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Speaker 4: Don't nobody call me and tell me that where is

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Speaker 4: my Paul? Where is where is my Paul?

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Speaker 2: You friend? Yeah? Yeah, you know your friend? Paul? Can

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Speaker 2: you be my friend?

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Speaker 4: Let somebody to support and defend me?

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Speaker 2: This call the prey FALLK call today is your baby?

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Speaker 2: Got my baby name? Let's go chep.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Patricia. Patricia?

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Speaker 5: Who is it?

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Speaker 3: How you doing? Listen? My name is Floyd Floyd. I

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Speaker 3: want to give you a call. Your your daughter, she

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Speaker 3: attends middle school? Right?

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Speaker 5: Okay, what's your name again?

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Speaker 3: Floyd? Floyd?

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Speaker 5: Okay, what can I just.

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Speaker 3: Uh, well, like I said, your your daughter she goes

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Speaker 3: she do go to middle school, right yeah, okay, her name,

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Speaker 3: her name is Derek.

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Speaker 5: Why you need to know that?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, ain't something wrong or something? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: nothing wrong. I mean I don't mean the alarm. Ye're

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Speaker 3: nothing like that. But let me see what you calling

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Speaker 3: me for. Well, here's the situation. My daughter actually goes

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Speaker 3: to middle school along along with with your daughter.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 3: And and it's it's a bit of a problem that

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Speaker 3: that that has arisen that me and my wife just

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Speaker 5: Okay, what they have some issues Derek and in some

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Speaker 5: kind of like trouble or something.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, nothing like that. But I think you.

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Speaker 5: Don't with nobody at that school. She don't mess with nobody.

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Speaker 5: She own the honor row and everything. I don't have

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Speaker 5: no problems out of Derreka.

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Speaker 3: Right like none. Okay, let me no, let me tell you,

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Speaker 3: miss miss Patricia, what the problem is. See, my daughter

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Speaker 3: name is Dereka.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So, and and it just blew me and my wife

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Speaker 3: away that it was another Dereka that went to school.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, So I don't know too many Dereka's

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Speaker 5: that's the unique name. That's cute.

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Speaker 3: Okay, right, right, Well here's the problem. Me and my

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Speaker 3: wife Actually, you know, when it was time to name

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Speaker 3: to have another Derek in the school that blew us away.

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Speaker 3: And I guess the real reason why I'm trying to

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Speaker 3: call you, miss Patricia c is if if there's something

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Speaker 3: maybe we can work out, you know, maybe like your

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Speaker 3: Dereka doesn't middle name or nickname, she can be called

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Speaker 3: by in opposed to both of them being Derek. You

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Speaker 3: really want to our child to be the only one

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Speaker 3: with this name.

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Speaker 5: Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, Now you calling me and

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Speaker 5: you asking me to change my baby's name, Well.

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Speaker 3: I mean you you ain't really got to legally change

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Speaker 3: I mean, but just start calling us something else, you know?

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Speaker 5: No, no, wait a minute, say what you name in

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Speaker 5: police or something? Do you know how many and and

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Speaker 5: liuis this? And Patricia's out there? What if I asked

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Speaker 5: everything in the United States to change their name from Patricia?

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Speaker 5: You know how crazy that is?

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Speaker 3: And I understand that you must be on drugs. Now

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Speaker 3: what I'm trying to say, is you know this? This

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Speaker 3: is your Dereker have a middle name she can use?

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Speaker 5: No, we're gonna call her Dereka like we've been calling you.

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Speaker 5: Name your baby d D. Let's call your baby d D.

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Speaker 5: It is you change y'all, y'all change y'all baby name

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Speaker 5: at the school.

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Speaker 3: I'm not calling. I'm not calling.

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Speaker 5: I don't give what you call him, but I'm not

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Speaker 5: changing my baby name.

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Speaker 3: Hey, listen, Okay, look, I'm trying to call you and

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Speaker 3: handle this like adults, you know, but you're seeing the

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Speaker 3: sit You're gonna push my butt and to take me

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Speaker 3: to another level.

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Speaker 5: You ain't calling me trying to handle Just ask me

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Speaker 5: to change my baby name, call my baby something else

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Speaker 5: at the school because y'all want y'all baby name to

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Speaker 5: be Derek and the only Derek in the school. Can

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Speaker 5: you know how many the other kids at the damn

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Speaker 5: school got the same name.

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Speaker 3: I understand that, but from my baby girl, it ain't

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm thorwing for that baby girl. At yo, wife,

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Speaker 5: but you know I'm not changing my baby damn name.

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Speaker 5: Y'all call y'all baby d No.

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Speaker 3: What I'm trying to do is get it rectified that

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Speaker 3: we can call you get.

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Speaker 5: My phone number. I know they school ain't give you

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Speaker 3: I got your don't worry about how I got it.

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Speaker 3: The problem is what we're talking about right now, is

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Speaker 3: can we what can we start calling your child?

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Speaker 5: Don't give me I know that school ain't called you

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Speaker 5: my bamn number.

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Speaker 3: Listen, ma'am. All I'm trying to do is figure out

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Speaker 5: She been doing? Call you and you're right, God need

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Speaker 5: to go down to the statistics office and good job.

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Speaker 5: They're the name. I conjut something. I'm the kind of

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Speaker 5: names be her, but my daugh to God teach the

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Speaker 5: same day I'm name.

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Speaker 3: Let me explain something to you. I've been trying to

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Speaker 3: be calm with you in the househol but if you're

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Speaker 3: gonna find something else to call out of me, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna go. I'm gonna get all.

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Speaker 5: The other heads. You know, no number, how you get

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Speaker 5: my numbers?

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Speaker 3: Don't worry about how I got the number. Listen to

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Speaker 3: what I'm trying to tell you. If you don't find

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Speaker 3: another name, I'm gonna start getting the kids to call

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Speaker 3: your daughter something else.

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Speaker 5: You're listen to call my dad Sidings, I probably something

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Speaker 5: with an Everybody who called my baby stops. You're gonna

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Speaker 3: Change your baby name. I want my baby the name

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Speaker 3: to be the Derrick Joe Joe.

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Speaker 5: Come up in here, get them.

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Speaker 3: Excu My princess is supposed to be the only one

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Speaker 3: named Erika had to try and call it.

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Speaker 5: Nor grade to stopping else at the school.

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Speaker 3: I'm going out these kids starting tomorrow at school calling

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Speaker 3: your daughter.

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Speaker 5: I'm not staying on the side with you like this number.

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Speaker 5: Hang up off my phone and don't come on right now.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. I got one more thing

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Speaker 3: I need to say to you. You listen to me?

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Speaker 3: What are you listening to me?

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Speaker 5: I'm listening to.

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Speaker 3: What his nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: You just got thanked by your girlfriend. Forgive her?

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Speaker 5: Wait, oh that ain't got ain't even break me on

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Speaker 5: this saw. I'm so sorry, So pat you all right,

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Speaker 5: bak sorry, Yes, I'm gonna give her.

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Speaker 3: Got you baby, that is Oh, I have got what you.

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Speaker 5: Got my nerves bad this morning, Lord have mercy. Lord,

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Speaker 5: I gotta catch my breath.

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing I gotta ask you, darling,

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Speaker 3: what is What is the baddest I'm talking about the

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Speaker 3: baddest radio show in the land, Steve Holy Morning Show.

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Speaker 5: I listen to y'all every morning. Y'all crazy, y'all crazy,

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Speaker 5: and Lord have mercy. Y'all got my blood brushure up

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Speaker 5: this morning.

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Speaker 3: I love y'all.

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Speaker 5: I listen to y'all show every morning.

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Speaker 2: There you gonna share. Sit here your face. He got

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Speaker 2: my baby name his nephew. I swear God, there's something

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Speaker 2: wrong with you, man, It's.

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Speaker 4: Really something wrong with me. Just call it like it

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Speaker 4: is it. It's hard to be up here by myself

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Speaker 4: like this.

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Speaker 2: You need a friend to call you when you need

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Speaker 2: a y'all. I need my own, Paul. It's so crazy,

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Speaker 2: it's old, Paul. I need a freezing rolly.

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Speaker 1: Really, Uh, your death experience each time is the subject.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening hard Morning Show