1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:02,679 Speaker 1: Like writing in our diaries, except we say to them aloud. 2 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 1: We call them blogs. Ready, yeah, wow, it's just Kaylin Kaylen, Kaylen, Kylen, 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:10,920 Speaker 1: Kaylen Klein more Kaylen. No, never enough, never enough, take. 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 2: It away, dear blog. 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 3: So I got my Will Ferrell on over the weekend, 6 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 3: went back to college, the college that I went to. 7 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,799 Speaker 3: I did not go streaking in the quad. I didn't 8 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 3: have enough time for that. It was kind of jam packed. 9 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 2: Franka Tank. Yeah, yeah, no, there was some jugging. 10 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 3: So if you just started listening or if you're new 11 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,400 Speaker 3: or anything. My sister, she's thirteen years younger than me, 12 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 3: goes to the same college I went to, and she 13 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 3: joined a swarty her freshman year and they had and 14 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,879 Speaker 3: I don't know if all soarties and friends do this, 15 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 3: but they have like a mom's day a dad's Day, 16 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 3: and then I know some do like a parent's weekend 17 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 3: for both. And so she had her Mom's Day and no, 18 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 3: I'm not her mom, but she kind of holds me 19 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,160 Speaker 3: in that regard sometimes. 20 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 2: So she invited both my mom and I, which was awesome. 21 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 2: So we had like a little girl's weekend. 22 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 3: First thing of note is just like how much it's 23 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 3: changed since I went there, Like East Lancing is not 24 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 3: I loved where I went to school, but it is 25 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:08,120 Speaker 3: not anything to write home about. And we had like 26 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 3: we had like one mier to grocery shop at and 27 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 3: now just like to see the way everything's getting built up, 28 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 3: Like there's a target, there's a whole Foods, there's a trader. 29 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 3: Joe's coming. Like these kids just they haven't made We had. 30 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:22,320 Speaker 2: Like one place to go and so that was fun. 31 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 3: First thing we did when we got there is we 32 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 3: went to go get a drink at the hotel we're 33 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 3: saying at, which was actually really cute. 34 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 2: It's called The Graduate. And it's funny. 35 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 3: Because my sister allegedly has a fake ID and allegedly 36 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,319 Speaker 3: all of her friends too, but they know the spots 37 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 3: that you can use it and you can't. So we 38 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,840 Speaker 3: went to the bar to get a drink and she, 39 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:40,640 Speaker 3: you know, I'm like. 40 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 2: What do you want. 41 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 3: She's like, oh no, not here, and I'm like why 42 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 3: She's like, they'll take your ID and they'll snap it, 43 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 3: so like they all know, they won't even like put 44 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 3: it in a little bin, you know, for people to 45 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 3: steal later, you know, because some people will if you're 46 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 3: working at a bar, you. 47 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 2: Know, steal their own fake. 48 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 3: So she didn't get a drink there. And then we 49 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 3: did dinner with her boyfriend. Had to ski him a 50 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 3: little bit. You know, I always have time for that. 51 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 3: So we got a really bombed dinner, and then we 52 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 3: went to a pregame, and as people following me have said, 53 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,359 Speaker 3: my mom was pretty much the MVP of the weekend. 54 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 3: Before she even got drunk, she peed in the men's 55 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:20,799 Speaker 3: restroom at the restaurant, and she said that she saw 56 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 3: a urinal but for some reason that didn't you know, 57 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 3: tipper off that she was in the men's restroom. Then 58 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 3: at the pregame, she was urging my sister to figure 59 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 3: out a way to get us in without having to 60 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,839 Speaker 3: wait in line. My mom says, I don't fing do lines. Yes, 61 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 3: so apparently Pam does not do lines. I was I 62 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 3: was fine to wait in the lines. And then Isabella, 63 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 3: my sister, took us to It was actually like a 64 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 3: frat party at a bar, but it was their parents' weekend, 65 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 3: so there were just parents everywhere, and it. 66 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 2: Was it's genetics are wild. 67 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,679 Speaker 3: It was like copy paste, copy paste, like the kid 68 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 3: with their parents. I was looking for hot dads, as 69 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 3: I always do. I didn't really see any, which was 70 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 3: sad for me because I'm gonna go to a parents' party. 71 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 2: Tragic, you know. 72 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 3: But yeah, Pam got recognized at like one of the parts. 73 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 3: I'm like, who am I with? Who am I with? 74 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 3: Did your mom go to that school too? 75 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 2: She did not go to that school. She went to 76 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 2: Central Michigan University. And then we got home late. 77 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 3: We ordered Taco Bell. Obviously my mom was hating on 78 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,399 Speaker 3: us for ordering Taco Bell, but then ate a whole 79 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 3: case Adia. And then the next morning was the brunch 80 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 3: and that was super fun to like get to meet her, 81 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 3: you know, her roommate's mom and some of the other 82 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 3: sisters of hers. They did run out of food at 83 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 3: the brunch, which the girl who planned it was freaking out. 84 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 2: The guy came over, He's like, Oh, we're going to 85 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 2: run out of food with all these girls, We're gonna run. 86 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 3: So that was kind of an issue, but it was fun. 87 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 3: It was good to see her sorority US. I've never 88 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,960 Speaker 3: seen it, but yeah, it's it's weird to go back 89 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 3: to college. 90 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: Is it like this with with moms? I remember with 91 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: dads when I was in a fraternity in college. It 92 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: was there were some dads that would act as though 93 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: it was their fraternity party, like yeah, yeah, does they 94 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 1: would show up, and it was some dads were dads, 95 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 1: and then some dads like were living vicariously through their 96 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: sons and acting just like they would or more or 97 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: going like overboard. And then you had the dads that 98 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: were looking for acceptance, so they would like bring more 99 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 1: alcohol or buy more alcohol, or you know, take everybody 100 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: out to I don't know, it just seemed like dads 101 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 1: were trying to relive their college days. Whenever we had 102 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 1: a parent's weekend. My dad wasn't like that, but a 103 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: lot of like I had a roommate he I mean, 104 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 1: it was like he'd show up and it was he 105 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: wanted to be accepted like one of the other boys. 106 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: Oh you know, but he was fifty. Yeah. 107 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 3: A group of the moms were asking me, I don't 108 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 3: know what they were taking, but they were like, look 109 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 3: at the carpet, whoa look at the pattern. 110 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,600 Speaker 2: I'm like, ladies, what are you Yeah. 111 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 3: She was also one of my sister's friends and her sorority. 112 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 3: Her mom was one of the teachers at my elementary 113 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 3: middle and middle school and so that was like crazy 114 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,280 Speaker 3: to be grown up and talking to her, you know, 115 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,720 Speaker 3: and partying with her, taking shots with her. 116 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:55,800 Speaker 2: But it was fun. 117 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, there were there were some moms that bought the 118 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 3: alcohol that were taking shots. My mom doesn't drink that much, 119 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 3: but she's still a little wild. But it's just crazy 120 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 3: to Yeah, everyone's parents behave at. 121 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 2: A front party. 122 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,159 Speaker 1: They had this weird law in Texas. We've talked about 123 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: it before where I don't know if it's still this way, 124 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 1: but if you're with your parents and you're over eighteen, 125 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,320 Speaker 1: I think it was you can drink at a bar. 126 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,279 Speaker 1: Oh that's lit, And so parents, we can. We would 127 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 1: take our parents to the hardest bars to get into. 128 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 2: I love that. 129 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 1: The places that you're talking about where we knew that 130 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,360 Speaker 1: our fakes wouldn't work, we'd go with our parents. What 131 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: was one called the purple Elephant, the Green Elephant, the 132 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: Green Elephant in Dallas that was he couldn't like they 133 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,640 Speaker 1: didn't mess around fake idea. So when mom and dad 134 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,720 Speaker 1: came to town their credit card, we go along with them.