WEBVTT - The Rare Double Spit Out 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:00.280 Hi. 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:03.040 Indeed, Hi Scott. You know it's been a long time. 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:12.760 What's gonna be? Will tell you? What's the radio? The lights? 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:17.800 All right? We did. We did find a couple of 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:20.599 like ten second intros. Those are the best ones. Great. 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:22.200 I'm gonna ask our pouse Stacks if you can make 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.800 some fun stuff for us. Fine, I would, I like him. 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:27.360 He doesn't have enough to do. I'm gonna make us 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:28.640 some intros for the podcast. 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:29.200 Why not? 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:31.800 Well, this is Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:33.640 talk about cereal, We eat it, we try it, and 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:35.040 then we let you know whether you should buy it 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.840 or not based on you know, our findings. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:40.720 Yeah, findings. You know. 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:42.440 If you look behind me in the cereal sack that's 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:44.720 down there on the floor, our friend Matt has really 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:49.680 pumped us up with massive amounts of granola, big bags. 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:51.600 This bag, there's so many. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:53.960 I don't complain. I like the granola, and there's. 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:55.480 A lot of new ones and whatever. But we're not 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.959 gonna do that today. Okay, we're gonna do another one 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:00.520 that Matt sent us. Great, I've I've seen this in 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:02.040 the store, but I was waiting for him to send 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:03.560 it that way. I don't have to spend the six bucks. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:05.560 I don't know what Matt does, but I think he's rich. 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:08.240 Okay, Well, and we appreciate you, Matt, thank you for 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:11.000 spending your wealth on us as we're sugar babies. 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:14.399 And well it literally with cereal, right and if for 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.440 some reason the advantage of your exorbitant well, thank you. 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:18.640 Or maybe you like we're gonna wind up living in 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:20.480 the streets in a cardboard box because of all the 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:21.959 cereal you send us. 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:23.200 Either way, we appreciate you. 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:24.640 Yeah, we could do. We can make him a really 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:27.200 nice cardboard box with all the cereal boxes he sends us. 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.160 So true. No, you'd never give up your children. 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:31.080 No, I would. Actually, you know, Gandhi said she's gonna 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:33.200 make us something cool with a hundred cereal boxes. I 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.120 don't know what she could possibly do with it, but 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:37.720 she's like, give me a hundred of your favorite It's 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:40.800 hard though, you can't you know, you can't choose favorites 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:41.639 with your kids. 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:43.000 Yeah, no, for sure, for sure. 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:45.120 Plus most of the other the good ones that are 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:47.279 favored old schools or at the bottom of a box 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:49.800 buried in the closet. Because when we moved from our 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:52.040 other studio, I flatten them all and I put him 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:54.680 in a box and they're all back there. Yeah. 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.520 Cool, all right, what cereals do we have today? 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:02.600 I'll give you a hint, Andrew, I'm hoping it's great. 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:06.480 Oh that's the Tiger Tony frosted flakes. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.720 Yeah, we're just gonna try regular old frosted flakes today 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:12.320 because we've never tried that. Which one? 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:15.480 So you ask me, yeah, what it is? I say, 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.240 it's Tony the Tiger frosted flake. 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:18.640 But what kind of frosted flakes? 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:19.720 How am I supposed to know? 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:21.720 If your clue is just that it's frosted flakes, well, 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:24.280 it gave me no other indication. If you were like, oh, 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:27.919 it's it's the fall. Looks like there's a apple e 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:31.079 taste to this one and there great, I'd go, oh, 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:34.000 apple cinnamon frosted flakes, but instead you go, what is 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:35.080 the cereal there? 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:38.080 Great? So I say it's frosted flakes and you get mad. 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:41.519 Look, I just assume that you follow cereal people. 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:42.840 Now you go back to this. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.400 Well, no, because there's only one frosted flakes we haven't done, 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:48.000 and it's very highly anticipated and it's here, and I 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:50.440 just thought that you knew about it. I'm sorry. I apologize. 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.480 I forgot that I'm the cereal guy and you're just 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:53.440 along for the ride. 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.120 There is no way that I could be along for 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:56.840 your ride. 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:00.840 Why I found out of it? It's on Instagram, but 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:02.639 there's only one frost. 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:05.000 Asked me to guess what the cereal was, right? 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.840 I did, and then you try to nail backtrack and 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:08.959 make it seem something crazy. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:10.839 But what kind of frosted flakes? Hell? 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:12.639 Am I going to know that? Give me a hint 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:13.680 on what what it is? 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.440 I just said, because you you should follow cereal people. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:19.440 No, give me context clues. What are we talking about? 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:20.560 Are there berries in it? 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:21.160 No? Berries? 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:22.799 Okay? Is it? Is it summery? 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:23.320 No? 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:24.359 Is it wintery? 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:25.640 No? No? 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.240 Okay? Is it is it? Is it apple? Cinnamon? 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:34.240 Apple cinnamon, frosted blueberry, strawberry? Nope? 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:36.800 Work with me on something. 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:41.160 This is what you should have done and then it 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:44.360 would have connected, but instead you gave me nothing. 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:50.040 Cookies and cream, Yes, milkshake. 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:52.720 We just randomly think of a cookies and green milkshake. 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:54.840 No. I knew right away. 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.320 You knew because you saw it on Instagram. You asked 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.520 me to guess the cereal. I guess the cereal. Right, 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:01.920 you did tell me anything about the flavor, is what 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.760 I'm trying to tell you, Okay. All I'm trying to 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:06.800 say is that you should have known that this was coming. 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:12.160 So we're gonna go Kellogg's crossed flakes and of corn 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:13.960 cookies and cream milkshake. 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:17.880 I will not react Tony. Tony's excited about this one. 0:04:17.880 --> 0:04:19.560 Look at him with the finger in the air, but 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:24.400 he just doesn't care. The only I only saw the 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:26.200 family size when it targets right in by. It was 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:27.480 like eight dollars for that box. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:28.080 Cool. 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:34.719 Okay. So you know that Kellogg's was purchased by the 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:39.200 Ferrero Cookie candy company, right, the people that make nutella. 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:42.839 Oh I love. Yeah, they make all kinds of stuff, 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:45.160 and they bought the cereal division of Kellogg's. 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:47.839 This just looks like pepper, like black pepper on a 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:48.440 frosted flake. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:51.280 You don't even care. Man, that's a big deal. I 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:53.760 bet you're getting to tell a pillow cereal now from Kellogg's. 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:56.320 I will be very happy about that. I would eat 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:56.600 that up. 0:04:56.640 --> 0:05:00.200 That'll taste like the Manischevit cereal because they always the 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.719 hazelnut filling. They do they do all right, nothing, no 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:05.400 acknowledgment of that. I knew that one, and all of 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:08.200 a sudden it's Scotty's quiet. But meanwhile, I have a 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:11.279 hint of a cereal coming out. They're great frosted flakes. 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:15.840 No, no, not even close. It's frosted flakes, cookies and cream. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:23.160 You done. You don't know anything, all right, So today 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:26.160 we're going to be using a lactad two percent calcium 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:29.440 enriched milk. I usually buy this for the Cooper. You know, 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:33.680 she needs it for her bones. She's still growing, No, 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:37.080 for sure. Yeah, yeah, I touch this poon. I hope 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:41.200 you don't mind. I don't. Okay, it smells nice, it's 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:44.040 I mean, it smells a frosted flake. What happened? No, no, 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:45.200 don't get milk on my folder. 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:48.640 Well, then don't put your folder where the only space 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.479 I have in this Gosh darn, this is my desk. 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:56.919 Stop stop throwing things. Well, it's space organized. That is 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.640 not organized for me, it is. Stop these are organized. 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.000 Stop I know what to order things around. Okay, Now 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:09.799 I'm gonna forget to do something today. Okay, good, hmmm, sweet, 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.000 I taste a little bit of the chocolate, a little 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.960 bit taste nothing like a frost and milkshake, No cookies 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:19.800 and cream milkshakes. 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:20.640 But it is delicious. 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:22.520 It tastes like frosted flakes with a little bit of chocolate. 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:23.760 Yeah. 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:27.120 Yeah, I'm gonna give it four bowls. That's pretty good. 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:29.880 No one I would really love from them. But if 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:34.279 you're listening, cawogs, can you please make a coffee frosted flake? 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:38.400 Ew? I would love that. We've had some coffee flavored 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:40.720 Cereals and I'm never a fan. Like make it a 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:44.599 latte frosted flake? M perfect? Why do I think that 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:45.520 we've had something like that? 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:49.120 Oh, we've been Dunkin. 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:52.680 We could check Cereal KILLERSPC dot com and type in latte. 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:55.520 It was Dunkin Cereal, which was my favorite cereal. I 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:56.240 love that one. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:58.520 But I feel like there was a flake Cereal also 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:01.440 which was latte. Can we c check Cereal COASPC dot com? 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.240 Of course, Scott, I also give it four balls. By 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:04.760 the way, it's a pretty good cereal. I would eat 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:05.240 it at home. 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:06.320 Yeah, I'm just delicious. 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:08.760 So we're gonna go to Cereal the Cereal tab here, 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:12.040 all right, I'm gonna type in latte, which is l 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:16.920 a t te. We've had friends vanilla bean latte that 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:17.400 was a flake. 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:17.800 Okay. 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.800 We've had Mocha late which is I don't know you 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:22.880 even know what that is. Best behavior. I don't remember that. 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:25.280 That was not that long ago. We've had special k 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.800 iced vanilla lat and there's your Duncan. 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:29.800 The duncan one was my favorite. 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:32.520 I had looked this up. Oh, best behavior. That stuff's gross. 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:33.920 I thought I liked that one. 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:34.920 I don't think you did. That's one of that had 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:35.440 the Oh I did. 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:36.160 I gave it four bowls. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:37.720 That's when they had the oil stain on the box. 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.800 I didn't like it anyway. Shall we move on? Andrew? 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:43.880 Of course I'd love to actually good. 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:46.920 So this is a cereal from Kroger. Kroger is a 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.360 supermarket chain over most of the country, just not over here. 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:52.040 So I traveled to get this. This was from my 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:56.160 last South Carolina trip. Mm hmm it's apple crunch and 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:59.480 this apple is a Bandido. So that is a uh 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:06.720 monsana Bandido apple krune. No, it's crunch krunge sweetened multi 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:09.360 grain cereal. This is gonna be your apple Jacks. I 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:11.760 do I like the mascot. He looks a little dopey. 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:13.760 They had to cross his eyes just so they could 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:15.640 be like, oh right. 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:20.880 Yeah, I mean the one from Apple Jackson. I don't 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:23.720 know what they're doing with that mascot. I find it 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:25.480 to be very bizarre and weird. 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:28.440 My favorite apple Jack's mascot was just the kids. There 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.320 was two kids that were like they were like almost 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:33.520 like colored with crayon. And in the eighties, of course, 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:36.560 cinnamon crunchy Apple Jacks Ato Apple Jay's for Jacks. 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:38.319 Oh my god, the best. That was the best when 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:38.760 it was like that. 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:43.840 Yeah, the biggest. This smells like fresh apples, it does, right, Yeah. 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:48.640 And also maybe a little reminiscence of Quaker instant oatmeal 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:49.400 apple cinnamon. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.360 Yes, I do love that oatmeal. 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:52.480 It is pretty good. 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:57.439 As dehydrated apples in that they definitely. 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.440 Yeah, because then when you add hot water to it, 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:05.679 they re hydrate and they're juicy, delicious apples. Grape did 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:06.440 you just say grape? 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:07.080 Grape? 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:08.680 Have they ever had grape cereal? 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:10.800 No grape nuts. 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:15.920 There's no grape or nuts in there. No, So these 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.440 look just like your apple Jacks, except there are there 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:22.040 are more peach colored rings in this than there are. 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:25.760 Greeny does have the red speckles, just like apple Jack 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:28.720 red forty dye. They're pulling that out soon, aren't they. Yep, 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:33.040 let's just eat it as much as we can now. Yep, 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:41.760 our insides are red, Yeah, and dying. Couple of jacks. 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:44.800 No more cinnamon. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:48.720 I think, when did you get this box? 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.959 Not that long ago. It tastes a little stale, it does, 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:53.800 but it's good until January of twenty sixth and I 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:57.719 just opened it. Okay, it's not ill apple Jacks. I 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:59.960 mean it's not quite crunchy, but yeah, no matter mind. 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:01.280 We have the reminds me of the apple Jacks that 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:03.320 I would have at Sleepway Camp because they'd just be 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.600 sitting out in the heat on the table for days 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:08.960 open and that's pretty much all it's crawling in. Yeah. No, 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.319 but we did have bug juice, though you don't know 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.160 what that is. Only sleep Away Camp kids know what 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:17.760 bug juice is. Yeah, sleep Away kids. Yeah, that's our 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.120 private little group for the six people listening right now, 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.920 they're going there's a lot more than six people that 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:24.439 are listening right now that have had bug juice in 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:24.840 their life. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:29.600 Yeah, brand bug juice everything what is bug juice. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:33.000 It's just like cool aid, different flavors and like an 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:34.920 old school eighties pitcher on the table. 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:35.719 That's it. 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:40.120 Yeah, it's just a drink. It really is just like 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:41.000 fruit punch or something. 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:43.560 Wow, there's a lot of build up. Okay, I give 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:45.120 that three bowls in a spoon, and I give it 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:47.640 four because I like it. I like apple Jacks. Not 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:51.520 my favorite cereal, but for a store brand, it's not bad. 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:55.560 That is Kroger Apple Crunch, Yeah, from Kroger. Yeah, that's 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:56.800 little maze on the back. Do you know what I 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:59.679 found out? You're not supposed to beat that's right up. 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:01.880 Yeah. Look oh it's on the frost to flake see 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:07.760 day mais maise. Yeah, you know what I found out? 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:09.560 You're not supposed to give apple corse to dogs. Had 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.559 no idea. That's probably why my dog has cancer and 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:13.680 is gonna die because I've been giving an apple course 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:14.360 his whole life. 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.240 So you just eat the apple and then throw it 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.040 to him and he eats it. I will cut the 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:20.920 apple or I will eat the apple, and I just 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:22.840 he begs for it, so I give him the core. 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:25.480 But apparently there's stuff in the seeds that is not 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.000 good for them. I guess if it was poisonous, he'd 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:29.960 be dead already, because that's my thought. He's had so 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:32.000 many apple cores in his life. Yeah, and I didn't 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:34.280 mean that he has cancer. I'm just assuming old dogs 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:36.160 just have cant they have lumps and cancer, so I'm 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:39.640 assuming that he's, you know, riddled with cancer. He has 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:42.920 all those nodules all over him. Some move and some don't, 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:44.800 Some are gelotness and some are just there. 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:48.079 Yep, but he's happy on this episode. I really am 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:48.840 along for the ride. 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:50.760 He also does the cough thing, but no blood yet, 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:54.760 so we're good. All right, Hey, you know what, We're 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:56.520 gonna take a break and collect our thoughts and we 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:58.800 will be back right after Wilford tells us this. It's 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:03.920 the right thing to do, and we're back. Everybody welcome. 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:06.520 This is a serial Killers. It's a beautiful podcast about cereal. 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.200 Yeah with a c love it. 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:10.880 So we're gonna do one of the pouches now that 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:14.600 Matt sent us. Okay, the granola pouchat we've had a 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:18.800 bunch of granolas from this particular brand. It's our friend Elizabeth. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:22.640 She's back with some cranberry pecan purely Elizabeth or she's 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:27.960 very pure. M hm eh, my nose touched the screen. 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:30.280 Cranberry pecan recipe number two. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:32.200 Number two, number two. 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:34.719 It is number two, not that number two, Andrew is. 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:40.040 No, I know, I'm saying that's the number two on it. Yes, right, interesting? 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.040 Can you read any of it? So it's not quiet? 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:46.720 Oh? Sorry, I know nothing about podcasting or radio. Purely 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:50.520 Elizabeth made with organic oats. Recipe number two Cranberry pecan 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:54.680 ancient grain granola salty sweet crunchy clusters made with organic oats, 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:56.240 Chia and coconut sugar. 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:57.360 Oh, chia, I stuck at my teeth. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:59.120 Chi chia very good? 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:03.240 Fine, Okay, I'm gonna ask a really dumb question. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:05.000 Which one isn't going. 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:08.679 Okay, I'm gonna ask my question now. 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:10.600 Actually there are no dumb questions. No, no, this one 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:16.960 is chia pets. It's just chia seeds, right, No. 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:18.960 Uh, I don't think those are chia seeds. 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:20.560 Then is it called the chia pet? 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:23.880 You know? You might be right. There are those little 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:25.600 seeds that you spread on the ceramic thing. 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:27.360 That's what I'm saying. They're little black seeds. 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:29.720 Are they actually chia seeds? Maybe do they grow it? 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.560 Do they sprout? I? Yes, so if I plant this 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:33.559 in the ground, it sprout. 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:34.319 But I want to know. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:35.760 I'm sure you could probably google it. 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:36.800 Really, can you ask the SI? 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.640 She doesn't hey siri? 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:41.520 Uh huh? 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:48.400 She didn't say anything. Oh, hey siri? God, Okay, okay, 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:49.560 what hey siri? 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:52.160 Uh huh? 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:56.439 Or the seeds spread on a chia pet chia seeds. 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.120 If you like a bit of texture, sprinkle them on 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:03.480 top hole if you want to avoid the mixing ground seeds. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:04.840 I'm just gonna google it. 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:09.000 You're dumb. Oh, don't say she's you know, she heard 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:10.400 me say that the other day. She's like, I'm not 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:12.600 going to answer that. Yeah, well I told her to 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:15.040 go herself. What Yeah, I was so angry angry? 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:15.960 Were you your computer? 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.360 She didn't give me what I wanted to hear. All right, 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:20.680 So this is just a big old clumpson granola. Looks 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:22.480 like there are some cranberries in there. I am not 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:24.280 a fan of pecans. That's the one nut in the 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:27.080 nut mix that I do not eat. But what the 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:28.000 chia seeds? 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:30.480 The seeds used to grow chia pets are the same 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.360 chia seeds that are sold for consumption and whoever, the 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.240 chia seeds used on chia pets are not a proof 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:39.800 for eating. Oh so, I don't know. Maybe they stunt 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:40.640 their growth or something. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:48.120 I don't know. I apologize. I don't like it. I 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:51.160 I don't like this at all. He does a vomit 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:57.960 taste to it at the end, right right, Yeah, this 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:09.040 is disgusting. What it's not an exaggeration? Oh what is 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.080 going on on? It's such a bad taste. 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:16.480 It tastes like the after effects of like an airplane food. 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:19.560 No, there's something wrong with it, I think. 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:24.080 No, no, no, there's something very wrong with it. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:27.360 No, I don't know. It tastes like some sort of chemical. 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:33.000 Yeah, that tastes just like straight up like burnt, Elizabeth, 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:34.400 like extremely burnt. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:36.840 The chocolate chip cookie one is great. I don't know 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:37.800 what's going on here. 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:42.280 There's too much. It's salty, it's burnt. The coconut does 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:43.280 not come through at all. 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:44.480 That's a I couldn't even eath that. 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:45.520 Yeah, that's not good. 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:46.600 That's zero for me. 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:47.640 It's actively bad. 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:48.360 Zero. Yeah. 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:51.400 Yeah, had to both spit it out. I'm so sorry, Elizabeth. 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:53.560 Well, I do like her. She looks cute. Too. You know, 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:54.680 she's sweetheart. 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:58.200 I've had cereal from purely Elizabeth that is delicious. This 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.320 whatever the new recipe is, it's not working. 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:02.920 It's not a new recipe. It's old because it's only 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:03.400 number two. 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:05.880 No, maybe they switch recipe one to recipe two. 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:07.200 Number one was her original. 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:09.320 Yeah, maybe go back to the original. This one. 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:12.480 It's salty and it literally just tastes like the burnt 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:13.400 ends of like a pan. 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:17.720 Yeah, just scriped a blacks car off the pan. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:20.040 That's it. It just tastes very charred. 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:22.720 I did just get a cheese seed in my tooth. Yeah, no, 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:23.080 I'm just. 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:25.320 Left with like a bunch of seeds in my teeth. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:28.600 I need to drink some of the frosted flake milk. 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:32.200 Okay, sorry, Elizabeth. 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:33.160 That was bad. 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.000 That was actively bad, horrific. 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:37.360 Yeah, Matt, what are you doing? Yeah? 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.360 And the video is great because you see the two 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:43.480 of us, right, you probably see my butt crack everything. 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:46.240 I mean, were you your butt wasn't to the camera, 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:47.880 Well it was that I was leaning over. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.080 Okay, Well I'll do SlowMo. 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:52.840 All right. Well, wow, I wish we didn't end on 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.960 that because it's a good episode up until then, it 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:59.080 was well, hey, look, so don't try that one. You know, 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.840 that's why we get it zero bawls and zero spoons. 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:03.600 You could try it if you want. I mean, some 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:06.000 people may just like, no, they don't trust us. I 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:07.840 think that. I think that over the years we've built 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:10.840 trust six years. I think that if we say don 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:13.240 eat that, but you know, they're you know, like a kid, 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:15.000 You'll be like, don't do that, don't touch that, don't 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:16.720 eat that, and they'll touch finger right in the socket. 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:21.080 Yeah what Yeah, that's that's just the way it is. 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:23.119 Because people are curious by nature. 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:26.280 Okay, you know, no, for sure, for sure, there's so 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:28.000 curious they stick their fingers in sockets. 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.600 Thank you for listening to serial Killers. One day you 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:34.080 will please follow us on Instagram at serial Killers PC. 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:36.879 You can see all these amazing cereals in picture form 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:41.400