Speaker 1: Hi, everybody, you're not even in this well because you
Speaker 1: you're not even in it.
Speaker 2: Raise your chair. Why do you get that little chair.
Speaker 1: Because Diamond is using it right now because we have
Speaker 1: a meeting today, so Diamond's going to need her chair.
Speaker 2: This is so like prehistoric.
Speaker 1: You're prehistoric. Well I can't even use this mic without
Speaker 1: having to hold it, and you're so high up now yeah,
Speaker 1: I have it that I lowered my love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: welcome to bull Chat, everybody. It's the first one in
Speaker 1: three weeks. Buddy, Well you're not even recording on this
Speaker 1: now you are there? We go.
Speaker 2: Welcome to bull Chat, Andrew. Yeah, it's the first one
Speaker 2: in three weeks.
Speaker 1: But we don't have to repeat it.
Speaker 2: Well according there, Yeah with the video, Okay, I won't
Speaker 2: sink all right? So today is uh Wednesday, July twelfth. Yep,
Speaker 2: how you do? We recorded this yesterday. Say, I'm wearing
Speaker 2: the seven eleven shirt. I wear the shirt every year
Speaker 2: on seven eleven.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, that's exciting.
Speaker 2: But then you know what if I go to get
Speaker 2: my free slippy, I feel like a jerk. Hey guys, look,
Speaker 2: I'm wearing the shirt. You know, I feel like an
Speaker 2: idiot walking into seven eleven wearing a seven eleven shirt.
Speaker 2: That's like somebody showing up at the Elvis Durant appearance
Speaker 2: wearing an Elvis Duranta The Morning Show shirt. They just
Speaker 2: feels stupid, right, you're.
Speaker 1: Saying they feel stupid for coming to an appearance with
Speaker 1: us wearing one of our shirts. So you're saying, like,
Speaker 1: tour merchs just stupid. Hey, are you going to see
Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo loser? Don't buy one of her shirts? Yeah, idiot, don't.
Speaker 2: I don't would never wear like the That's why you
Speaker 2: always make fun of like, oh, they wore the concert
Speaker 2: tea to the concert.
Speaker 1: No, I doesn't even wear the concert to the concert.
Speaker 2: I guess now it's okay. Years ago, it was like
Speaker 2: you're wearing the concert teet of the concert. Like you'd
Speaker 2: make fun like like when my kids were little. What
Speaker 2: are you miss saying right now?
Speaker 1: What you you wear concerts? Tease?
Speaker 2: You didn't used to us to didn't wasn't cool then?
Speaker 1: No, No, you wouldn't do that. I know I was
Speaker 1: in the nineties. Bra.
Speaker 2: Now there's a merch line a mile long to buy
Speaker 2: an eighty dollars sweatshirt. You know why?
Speaker 1: I did that over the weekend for Taylor Swift, No,
Speaker 1: for j for Jack's. So I love Jack so much,
Speaker 1: She's the sweetest person on the planet. But the merch
Speaker 1: bro Like back in my day, merch lines were that long, bro.
Speaker 2: It was. It was the we just got on.
Speaker 1: The skateboards and we just vandalized whatever we wanted. It
Speaker 1: took it.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: But we double war to the shows because loses war
Speaker 1: to the shirt shows.
Speaker 2: So it was the Big Time Rush concert and it
Speaker 2: was Jack's and Max and Big Time Rush, all right.
Speaker 2: So the line was massive, all right.
Speaker 1: And was it as bad as Taylor Swift?
Speaker 2: No? No, they didn't have the swirly things the line,
Speaker 2: the whole twisty line thing, and but it was really long.
Speaker 2: It moved quick, but it was really long. But so
Speaker 2: Jack's only had two pieces of merch. She had a
Speaker 2: T shirt that was like, I forget what it said.
Speaker 2: It was like the Ohio thing, the the Victoria's Secret thing.
Speaker 2: It shits, I forget what it said. So but whatever
Speaker 2: was it was like a definition of something I forgot
Speaker 2: about what even was. But the sweatshirt was the kid
Speaker 2: I babysit for. That's literally all it says, that's all
Speaker 2: it says, and Cooper had to have it eighty bucks.
Speaker 1: Damn was it even her size?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she got the right look. Cooper had the best time.
Speaker 2: Oh good, best night she's had in a long time.
Speaker 2: She had a really great time. It was great to
Speaker 2: see her smile from ear to ear meeting Jack's and
Speaker 2: like they were trading jewelry.
Speaker 1: I know, I have to say, I'm I haven't been
Speaker 1: the biggest Jacks fan, but watching that video of Cooper
Speaker 1: and how she interacts with her fans, yeah, I became
Speaker 1: a fan after that. I said, that was really adorable
Speaker 1: and she's so nice to her fans.
Speaker 2: She's really such a cool person.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So that was that. Like a lot has gone
Speaker 2: on since we last spoke to each other, Like we
Speaker 2: haven't recorded anything since, like I don't know, June twenty something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, June twenty something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because all those times, all those times you said
Speaker 2: that you were gonna record Bowl Chats one with new Man,
Speaker 2: You're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Well to have a vacation, I brought my I brought
Speaker 1: my kid home. I will actually my kite. I made
Speaker 1: it a d when I should have made it a
Speaker 1: t anyway, I have it. I promise i'll upload a
Speaker 1: bonus episode one of these days. You did record something,
Speaker 1: yeah with who? Well you'll see. I'm gonna upload it soon,
Speaker 1: I promise. I'm just right now. Yeah, but you promised
Speaker 1: in the last Serial Killers that you were going to
Speaker 1: have two ball chats.
Speaker 2: Didn't have.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, and this is where I'm not
Speaker 1: going to make it an argument because I don't want
Speaker 1: to argue it. I deserve a break. And if you're
Speaker 1: allowed to go over if I if, I hate you
Speaker 1: so much sometimes my brain. You know, I'm suffering from
Speaker 1: vertigo right now, which is all of it?
Speaker 2: You easy, I'm suffering.
Speaker 1: Anyway. Maybe it's because you take on too many things.
Speaker 1: You need to just relax. Well to what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to say, You're turning around, that is why.
Speaker 2: And you just came in.
Speaker 1: Can I speak?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Can I speak? Is this a bull chat or is
Speaker 1: it just a scotty verbal diarrhea session?
Speaker 2: I don't want to be quiet? Go on anyway.
Speaker 1: Yes, I wanted a break. I did have a break.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't do anything over this vacation. The last
Speaker 1: three vacations I was working.
Speaker 2: Can you stop for one second. Do you remember the
Speaker 2: time over vacation you said that you were going to
Speaker 2: come to Long Island and we were going to hang out,
Speaker 2: and how much fun we were going to have.
Speaker 1: This is literally your that's you. That's literally all I'm
Speaker 1: hearing it. Now, you want to keep going.
Speaker 2: Don't want to read the text? I'll read them quick.
Speaker 2: When can I come? It'll be so much fun? Go ahead,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Stop you didn't do anything going okay? Anyway,
Speaker 2: Look how loud that is when you scream stop it?
Speaker 2: Go on, don't hit me. You already hurt me once
Speaker 2: today indirectly.
Speaker 1: I cannot. I cannot.
Speaker 2: So I took on speed or something? Did I do
Speaker 2: drugs today? That's what it feels like.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, okay, do buch coffee so I enjoy as
Speaker 1: you drink more coffee. I took a nice vacation doing
Speaker 1: nothing and it was great and I had a very
Speaker 1: nice time. There will be some bonus episodes coming up.
Speaker 2: Some are one.
Speaker 1: Some Oh, I'm just gonna do them for the fans
Speaker 1: by myself. Because you don't do anything over zoom. I
Speaker 1: know Carl, Marie and Anthony want to do something over
Speaker 1: zoom and they're not available when you want to record
Speaker 1: things and you refuse to get on a zoom to
Speaker 1: do anything. So I will take the mantle, and I
Speaker 1: will do this to provide for our fans to make
Speaker 1: up for not doing certain things.
Speaker 2: Take I know I need to. Yes, mantle is stationary.
Speaker 2: You can't take it anywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh so the mantle is Batman, it's a torch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I'm going to take the mantle
Speaker 1: of bonus episodes on Fridays. It'll be its own thing.
Speaker 1: That's fine because you don't do zooms for bull Chat.
Speaker 2: You work at a radio station. This is our studio. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to sit in my house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doing other things in my house. Yeah that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, get on with it. Yeah, let's get on
Speaker 1: with it. Let's get on with it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, So what did you do for the two weeks?
Speaker 1: I got a massage. I heard that you were here also, yes,
Speaker 1: and you were tinkering in there and some people were
Speaker 1: very upset. Yesterday who just saying who, Elvis? Why?
Speaker 2: Because all the headphones were turned up. Apparently you were
Speaker 2: like letting interns record things in there, and he was
Speaker 2: like why are there people in my studio? Oh yeah, oops,
Speaker 2: Because it's supposed to be locked, things were not set
Speaker 2: back to the way that they were supposed to be.
Speaker 1: Jeff was supposed to turn everything back.
Speaker 2: But Jeff was here. Well I thought he was away.
Speaker 1: No, he was here the week that I was here.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, he didn't respond.
Speaker 1: They came in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: I thought he was away.
Speaker 1: Oh well, sorry everybody, and they'll record, I guess in
Speaker 1: a different studios.
Speaker 2: Big problems yesterday, big problem at the beginning. You have
Speaker 2: no idea.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can imagine.
Speaker 2: You ruffled a lot of feathers.
Speaker 1: Oh really, you do this a lot, and then when
Speaker 1: it push comes to shove, it's like, oh yeah, next time,
Speaker 1: just make sure the volume levels down. But in Scotty's world,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh god, it's critical nine. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Look at this? You just blew people's ears out that
Speaker 2: had air pods.
Speaker 1: Well, thank god, I have a program that I run
Speaker 1: this through that normalized saw the audio.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about something rather than the bickering.
Speaker 1: You can't say that when you're the one who starts.
Speaker 2: But I don't continue. I like the fuse and run. Yeah,
Speaker 2: speaking that's July fourth? How was it? What'd you do?
Speaker 1: I stayed home at my parents?
Speaker 2: Was there lots of sounds? Did Luna get angry from
Speaker 2: the fire.
Speaker 1: Now, Luna's doesn't get mad from firework?
Speaker 2: Dude, Sawyer drools and shakes. It is the worst. It's
Speaker 2: I put the mump muffs on him. It didn't really
Speaker 2: do anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just is like, I don't know, And I
Speaker 1: don't really want to give him drugs because I feel
Speaker 1: like something might happen. Not because I'm like you, druggy dog,
Speaker 1: just because I feel like something. You don't know how
Speaker 1: a dog is going to react to things? What are
Speaker 1: you looking at my cereal cart?
Speaker 2: Yes? But so so. July fourth was nice. We had
Speaker 2: a barbecue in the afternoon, which friends at night watch
Speaker 2: the fireworks. It was a good time. Yeah, And I
Speaker 2: had brought back some there's some small things from South
Speaker 2: of the Border when I went down to visit Froggy.
Speaker 2: When Cooper took the shopping cart and wanted to buy
Speaker 2: every explosive there was there, and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: we don't need a shopping cart. We can just like
Speaker 2: grab with our hands a few things. I'm not you know,
Speaker 2: I'm not Scott Grucci over here? Who three company the
Speaker 2: Groocci Fireworks, like one of the most famous firework companies
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, you've never heard of Grucci. I
Speaker 1: don't look at what the firework brand is a brand.
Speaker 1: When you're looking for explosives, make sure you go to Grucci.
Speaker 2: Never mind.
Speaker 1: The Groucci touch adds so much more to fireworks and
Speaker 1: you'll levan though they're the ones that do the Macy's.
Speaker 1: The Grucci is the huge fireworks family that does all
Speaker 1: the fireworks shows. So I don't know this why you're alive.
Speaker 1: I don't look to see I've never once in my
Speaker 1: life seen a firework and went that looks.
Speaker 2: Like a Grouci firework. They don't.
Speaker 1: That's pretty impressive. I wonder who made that.
Speaker 2: It's not the rand Groucci. It's the family that puts
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that. It says Macy's, So I
Speaker 1: say Macy's. I don't look into the production company behind
Speaker 1: who set off the fireworks for Mazy's.
Speaker 2: Okay have you did you have? Did you ever light
Speaker 2: off fireworks as a kid, like the Little Black Cat
Speaker 2: firecrackers and the jumping jacks, yeah, pineapples.
Speaker 1: I didn't do all the bad ones because I'm afraid
Speaker 1: of them and I want to keep my limbs.
Speaker 2: But the show did do you do you remember the
Speaker 2: little snakes that you would light on the curb. It
Speaker 2: looked like a little black pellet and you would put
Speaker 2: it on the curb and you would light it with
Speaker 2: a lighter and then like run away and I go
Speaker 2: and it would like grow into a snake. It was
Speaker 2: just ash is really all it was.
Speaker 1: So my friend So I saw fireworks with my god
Speaker 1: daughter Tiana. She was obsessed with them. It was adorable.
Speaker 1: But when we came back to their house, they had
Speaker 1: little pagoda ones and it was crazy because they span,
Speaker 1: they spun in a circle and then it like pops
Speaker 1: up and it becomes.
Speaker 2: Like a little flower pagoda A flower?
Speaker 1: No pagoda?
Speaker 2: What's a a pagoda?
Speaker 1: Is like a Asian like temple type thing. You've seen
Speaker 1: them before. I never look at the name of temples,
Speaker 1: but you should know what the word pagoda means. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's different from saying but I can't. It's like being like,
Speaker 1: what's a pyramidramid? It's like they're covering a pagoda, Yes,
Speaker 1: an awning or something like that. Yes, they're very popular
Speaker 1: in Asian culture. You can go see them in China, Japan.
Speaker 1: Gandhi went to a pagoda when she was in Thailand.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, yeah cool.
Speaker 1: So it pops up and it makes one. It was
Speaker 1: very cute looking.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I was getting the snake thing because I saw
Speaker 2: online and I want to get I want to get
Speaker 2: this particular firework, even though it's not really a firework,
Speaker 2: it's just a thing. But what it's a little cardboard
Speaker 2: cutout of a dog like squeezing a poop, like like
Speaker 2: one of those, and you light the butt and the
Speaker 2: snake ash comes out of the butt, so it looks
Speaker 2: like it's like spring poop out of the butt and
Speaker 2: then the tail goes on fire. It's really cool. I
Speaker 2: want to get one. I saw it on on on
Speaker 2: the TikTok Oh cute. Mm hmm. Yeah, I'm gonna start
Speaker 2: doing tiktoks. Okay. I really think I need to. I
Speaker 2: think we need to as a collective, you know, show here, can.
Speaker 1: We What am I doing?
Speaker 2: I don't that's what it's like. Okay.
Speaker 1: So my friend Darren, he was like, you gotta do tiktoks.
Speaker 1: I'm like, but why I don't have. I don't really
Speaker 1: have much to offer. He's like, doesn't matter, just do something.
Speaker 1: People just want to see something.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know. So then I just posted a TikTok
Speaker 2: of me like watching a pick a ball game for
Speaker 2: the first time, and I had no idea what was
Speaker 2: going on. And I literally was just going back and
Speaker 2: forth making faces, and like seven hundred people liked it
Speaker 2: in like like a minute, I have I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I have pickleball rackets. Do you want to play?
Speaker 2: No? I don't really it's I love pickleball. It's basically
Speaker 2: tennis with a whiffle ball and of racket. Yeah, racket.
Speaker 1: It's fun. I like pickleball a lot. I actually didn't
Speaker 1: know this, but there's pro pickleball, yes, and I watched
Speaker 1: it with my sister after we played that day and
Speaker 1: we were like, this is hysterical because sixteen year olds
Speaker 1: were facing literal forty seven year olds.
Speaker 2: Y Darren's wife, Carly, is a hardcore pickleball teacher.
Speaker 1: When she teaches people, has she gone pro?
Speaker 2: I think she is pro? She had to everything.
Speaker 1: That's okay, what just having the clothes doesn't make you pro.
Speaker 2: She looked great. She looked like she knew what she
Speaker 2: was doing, like hardcore. They were just playing. They were
Speaker 2: like playing a friendly game. Yeah, but she was had.
Speaker 2: She was in instructor mode.
Speaker 1: And he's like, dude, you know, honestly, it's very impressive
Speaker 1: when people can like go up to the kitchen and
Speaker 1: just kind of like move a little bit.
Speaker 2: Never knew what the kitchen was.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. You're a shipping manager for a koozie
Speaker 1: company that sells pickleball coozies.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I also sorry, shipping director.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about this?
Speaker 1: Yes, I owe you a check? Okay, do you want
Speaker 1: to check a venmo? Is it a business check? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Does it say koozie kings. I want that because it's
Speaker 2: my first paycheck done. I would like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll make sure you have it. Okay, amazing, and
Speaker 1: it's going to be the extra long check too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I want that big one done, you know, but
Speaker 2: I want a handwritten and torn out everything.
Speaker 1: So there was an article on the Daily Mail that
Speaker 1: said this woman moved to Off Australia and she's like,
Speaker 1: here's something I learned moving from the US to Australia,
Speaker 1: which is that how like antiquated the United States is
Speaker 1: with their banks And yes, it's probably because we have
Speaker 1: hundreds of banks in this country, whereas like in Australia
Speaker 1: you have like.
Speaker 2: The Central Bank of Australian ones.
Speaker 1: Yes, and so everybody just as bank transfers like what
Speaker 1: zell is for us, they just that's all they do. Yes,
Speaker 1: there is no checks, you pay your rent, doing whatever
Speaker 1: you do. There is none of this like Venmo.
Speaker 2: Slightly dangerous though no hacking wise.
Speaker 1: No, that is where the United States has put the
Speaker 1: fear in God in people being like, never give you
Speaker 1: a bank information out. Meanwhile, it's like, okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna leave my money sitting in an account on
Speaker 1: Venmo and hope nobody hacks into it. And how many
Speaker 1: people get blocked off Venmo. It's easier to go to
Speaker 1: your bank and be like, here's what's gone wrong, versus
Speaker 1: you being like, hey, third party, Venmo, can you fix
Speaker 1: this for me? Is?
Speaker 2: Sorry, can't this is? And plus you cant talked to
Speaker 2: anybody there exactly. There's just so many people just trying
Speaker 2: to scam like okay, so yesterday and today or Amazon
Speaker 2: Prime days and do you know how many emails I
Speaker 2: got from Amazon? Your account has been compromised? Click here
Speaker 2: and put in your credit card number. You know it's
Speaker 2: but people do it. Yeah, people do it all the time.
Speaker 1: So sad and makes mostly older people. No, that's what
Speaker 1: makes me really sad. You shouldn't take advantage of old people.
Speaker 1: My dad was like, what is this? My mom got
Speaker 1: an email from Apple. Your Apple photo booth is being
Speaker 1: closed down?
Speaker 2: A photo it is. We didn't know what it was.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: We don't even we don't even have photostream.
Speaker 2: She's like, what is this email? And we're like, just
Speaker 2: ignore it. They're scamming you.
Speaker 1: What No, So photostream is actually real and you do
Speaker 1: have to address it, but we don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: We don't have it, you do, she doesn't know, right,
Speaker 1: So what do we What do you have to address?
Speaker 1: Because there's like a migration thing you have to do
Speaker 1: before it's like gone gone. We don't all show you it.
Speaker 2: I'll show you. Can you call my mom?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Okay? Cool? I love when you call my parents and
Speaker 2: try to tell him how to do things. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: The court typewriter one of my favorites.
Speaker 2: Dude. He calls me every day. Could you come over
Speaker 2: and see if I did it right? I'm like, you didn't,
Speaker 2: and I feel you know what, it's just like older
Speaker 2: people and technology. Hey, we're going to be there too.
Speaker 2: You can try to make fun like crazy Now.
Speaker 1: The interns who apparently were everyone was living what apparently
Speaker 1: the interns where everyone was living at Yeah, they talk
Speaker 1: about things over there. Then now I say to myself,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm old now. Right, Like, we were
Speaker 1: talking about a song that came out, and it came
Speaker 1: out in two thousand and four, and one of them
Speaker 1: was like, I was one. I was like, oh god, no,
Speaker 1: can't tell me two thousand and four means that I
Speaker 1: was thirteen and you were one.
Speaker 2: I just think it's crazy that there's people like here
Speaker 2: that were born in the two thousands.
Speaker 1: So in their podcast that they were recording, it dawned
Speaker 1: on me as they were talking. I'm like, hold up,
Speaker 1: all of you were born after two thousand.
Speaker 2: Hold on, you're producing an intern podcast now too.
Speaker 1: Well, because that's part of their project. I wanted to
Speaker 1: give them an assigned project, so this way they all
Speaker 1: have to work together and release it.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you had time to do that one in
Speaker 2: the studio. In the studio.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you zoom with them?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No response, just heavy breathing.
Speaker 1: Well I can't, what's that?
Speaker 2: God? They listen to music. So these soundproof studios are great.
Speaker 2: I tell of them, I tell you, and they're they're
Speaker 2: never going to fix it. No, I don't remember what
Speaker 2: we were talking about. Oh you know what I did
Speaker 2: over the vacation. First of all, that's very loud, it is.
Speaker 2: I actually took four days off.
Speaker 1: I love that for you. In two weeks, I took
Speaker 1: four days nice, you know. Look, I bitch and moan
Speaker 1: and whatnot. I never got time off. But I could
Speaker 1: have taken the full two weeks off. But I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a waste of vacation days for me because
Speaker 1: if I can just like roll out of bed and
Speaker 1: run the show, yeah why not? Why wouldn't I be
Speaker 1: done at ten o'clock and then go about my day?
Speaker 2: Sure? Why not? So I actually took four days off.
Speaker 2: One of those days, I took my bike and I
Speaker 2: rode to Jones Beach. You were supposed to come with me.
Speaker 2: I think you didn't.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. When I said, hey, let's do
Speaker 1: something over break. I said, maybe Wednesday you were gonna
Speaker 1: check to see if Nate could have gone. You never
Speaker 1: followed up Wednesday morning. No, you didn't.
Speaker 2: And then I said, you're gonna come tomorrow now? Can't
Speaker 2: are you Friday?
Speaker 1: Now? Can't you texted me morning up? Hey?
Speaker 2: You just busts right in the door. Hey, Diamond, here
Speaker 2: she is, Hi.
Speaker 1: Diamond, Why can't you be nicer to me? Well?
Speaker 2: I just you know, you just bust in? What are
Speaker 2: you doing? Are you kidding? Hey?
Speaker 1: Guys, it's Diamond and Andrew? Now, hey, what's going on? Diamond?
Speaker 1: We were just talking? Should we take a quick commercial break? Sure? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a that's forced with a deadly weapon and it's
Speaker 1: on camera. It's forced with a deadly weapon, deadly forced weapon.
Speaker 1: Said we'll be back right after this. No commercial there?
Speaker 1: Can you not? You know what's funny? I listened to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers? Can you not be a turnst? Oh? Lord?
Speaker 1: Can you not be a turn?
Speaker 2: I listened to Serial Killers on Monday and went and
Speaker 2: I said, oh, no commercial there and there wasn't, and
Speaker 2: there was right.
Speaker 1: And there wasn't. I'm Scott, do you know I put
Speaker 1: it a commercial. There wasn't a commercial ide wing a
Speaker 1: seven eleven shirts. I'm going to seven eleven today for
Speaker 1: my free slurpee.
Speaker 2: It was yesterday. Learn about days?
Speaker 1: Oh please? What it's seven? So on seven eleven? Do
Speaker 1: you get free slurpees?
Speaker 2: Just just a small?
Speaker 1: You get in like that?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not. I'm not going to claim it. No,
Speaker 2: I won't do that. I'm not going in. I don't
Speaker 2: get a free slurpey because it's all sugar. Get out
Speaker 2: of here.
Speaker 1: I wish that he wouldn't spike his hair up.
Speaker 2: Stop?
Speaker 1: What do you put the together? Hey, guys, that means
Speaker 1: it's going to be bad.
Speaker 2: The feedback people are gonna comment below and they say
Speaker 2: when Diamond comes in, she disrupts the whole flow of
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: You what I have to say to those people?
Speaker 2: Don't say it. We don't say that here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are a lot of things I won't say here.
Speaker 1: Come here. I want to talk to you guys. Close. No, please,
Speaker 1: we're vertical. I can't. I haven't even spoken about my
Speaker 1: vertigo diagnosis.
Speaker 2: Stop out my arm us, stop it my arm up?
Speaker 1: Stop? No, no, I got why would you do that?
Speaker 2: You're on camera? Just be nice I am nice. I
Speaker 2: don't want to hug angel right now, I will hug me.
Speaker 2: Come on then when you go away, Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: get out of here.
Speaker 1: Let's get out of here. That was fifty seven seconds.
Speaker 1: We'll never get back anyway, So I wrote my vertigo,
Speaker 1: I rode my back. I'm gonna get diamond, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get sick now, and.
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Now? I just hit my face with this, and it
Speaker 1: was It was probably ninety degrees when I got When
Speaker 1: I was like leaving there, I sat. I sat on
Speaker 1: the beach for a little while. That It was a
Speaker 1: little bit dirty that day.
Speaker 2: Like I put my head down on the sand and
Speaker 2: it just smelled like old fish. Sorry, what it's like.
Speaker 2: The water smelled the sand. I could smell through the
Speaker 2: towel like I could. I put my face down in
Speaker 2: the towel and it just smelled like old crustaceans because
Speaker 2: the water it must have been there, not that long ago,
Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, But the water was all right, It
Speaker 2: wasn't It wasn't that bad. Early in the year usually
Speaker 2: it's freezing cold. It wasn't terrible. But then as I
Speaker 2: was leaving to get back on my bicycle. These two
Speaker 2: like big guys came walking in, but they had like
Speaker 2: three little dogs on a leash. One of them was
Speaker 2: a pug and one of them was a little terrier
Speaker 2: and something else, and they had coolers and whatever. And
Speaker 2: they're walking across the board walk with big muscles and everything,
Speaker 2: you know, And then like thirty seconds later, I see
Speaker 2: them coming back. Mother cursing because you can't bring dogs
Speaker 2: to a beach, not a state public beach like that.
Speaker 2: You know that. No, No, that's like a it's a
Speaker 2: state park. You can't bring dogs on the beach there.
Speaker 2: I had no idea, and plus the fact the boardwalk
Speaker 2: was hot, and these little dogs like little pond Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you guys doing? Idiots? So their
Speaker 2: day was ruined and I was happy because they were stupid.
Speaker 2: You don't do that. You can't bring your It was
Speaker 2: my feet were on fire on the sand, like I had.
Speaker 2: You should have seen me running like in a cartoon
Speaker 2: tinkle ting. I was like running on my tippy toes
Speaker 2: because my feet were on fire and I had to
Speaker 2: get off the sand. You can just picture that you're running.
Speaker 2: Noise I think really just got me. Well, it's like
Speaker 2: in a cartoon they like play a xylophone, you know,
Speaker 2: when the cartoons were like running really fast. That's so
Speaker 2: that's what I look like running across the beach because
Speaker 2: I didn't have my don't know, my shoes. I left
Speaker 2: them buy my bike, you know, and nobody took them.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 2: It was very very nice.
Speaker 1: So sounds like a crazy day.
Speaker 2: At the beach, it was. And then and then I
Speaker 2: just did like around the house stuff I really didn't
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went to my parents' house the second weekend
Speaker 1: really just kind of lounged. It was nice.
Speaker 2: That's fun. Yeah, when are you gonna have us all
Speaker 2: back there?
Speaker 1: Hopefully soon?
Speaker 2: Remember when I did the baby roof thing in the
Speaker 2: pool with the poop and then Cooper cried, Oh, I
Speaker 2: felt so bad. The picture of hers, like what it
Speaker 2: wasn't me. She was really upset because I pretended that
Speaker 2: she pooped in the pool. And then I ate it
Speaker 2: like it was a Caddyshack. It was the movie then
Speaker 2: was Caddyshack.
Speaker 1: I have vertigo. That's something fun to talk about.
Speaker 2: So this is freshly diagnosed. When yesterday when I went
Speaker 2: to urgent care, so you were having urgent care did it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should go to.
Speaker 2: The real doctor.
Speaker 1: Well I am tomorrow. Oh, I don't need anybody yelling
Speaker 1: at me. I know that they're real doctors there because
Speaker 1: I go all the time. But you should, actually should
Speaker 1: you should go to your actual doctor. Well I don't
Speaker 1: have one.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't have a primary care physician. Why because I've
Speaker 1: just neglected it.
Speaker 2: Do you know that most of the doctors at the
Speaker 2: urgent care places are like doctors from practices or hospitals
Speaker 2: and they just do that on the side. Well, so
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to say that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: So I I booked a physical tomorrow. I haven't gone
Speaker 1: for one and over nine years.
Speaker 2: But I thought you said this not that long ago,
Speaker 2: and I thought you went.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I went for an eye exam. I
Speaker 1: hadn't gone for an eye exam in a while.
Speaker 2: Do you know that you're relatively young? Yeah, you shouldn't
Speaker 2: be skipping physicals.
Speaker 1: No, I know. So that's why I booked an appointment
Speaker 1: for tomorrow. You and I'm going to stay consistent.
Speaker 2: Hold on, where did you make this appointment?
Speaker 1: So I went through my insurance, I like grew up.
Speaker 1: I went on my insurance website. After I had this
Speaker 1: vertico spell, I said to myself self, I should really
Speaker 1: make sure that like the vertigo isn't linked to something else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like who knows some diseases exactly.
Speaker 1: There could be a million and one things. So I
Speaker 1: booked it. And I want to get all my blood
Speaker 1: work done that I haven't gotten done in nine years.
Speaker 1: I want to get like a full I did a
Speaker 1: I went to the dermatologist only recently. That was my
Speaker 1: first ever dermatologists appointment forever.
Speaker 2: Check. I I need to do the body thing.
Speaker 1: So I went to one a couple of years ago
Speaker 1: to burn off these warts on my arm.
Speaker 2: But you could just have gotten doctor shouls and things on.
Speaker 1: They didn't work.
Speaker 2: These were hardcore whoy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they had to freeze them off anyway. So I
Speaker 1: did that only a couple months ago. I didn't I
Speaker 1: examine last year, and so now I figure, why not
Speaker 1: just get all the blood work I need?
Speaker 2: So I have to ask you this, I'm not quite
Speaker 2: sure what kind of doctor this is Where you were
Speaker 2: able to make a physical appointment the day the next day,
Speaker 2: because usually it's months away.
Speaker 1: So I went on I double checked.
Speaker 2: Okay, shure, it's out in an alley in Jersey City.
Speaker 1: No stool, so I did some. I spent hours, like
Speaker 1: looking up doctors yesterday because I wanted to go to
Speaker 1: one that was kind of close to me, but I
Speaker 1: was willing to drive if they offered better health care.
Speaker 1: The doctor got great reviews, and the facility itself also
Speaker 1: got good reviews on Google. Google, I feel is very
Speaker 1: hard to please. Google is more vicious than yelp. Yelp.
Speaker 1: They're like the burger sucked, and then people will be like,
Speaker 1: oh okay, well make it Google. I feel if they
Speaker 1: say it, you're done. So I checked, I double checked,
Speaker 1: and this doctor care pret good reviews, so I said,
Speaker 1: let me give it a try. Okay, And they're in networks.
Speaker 1: That means they're covered, and like I can get my
Speaker 1: physical and be fine.
Speaker 2: Like when need to test your reflexes, he's going to
Speaker 2: use like a regular hammer from home depot.
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh okay, that's the doctor you're going to got it.
Speaker 2: I don't think he has all the proper tools. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, we'll see. I wish you all the best,
Speaker 2: and I hope you're well. I hope I am, because
Speaker 2: I've been sitting next to you for years, so it
Speaker 2: kind of concerns me a little bit.
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully the vertigo isn't linked to anything.
Speaker 2: Okay. So also I went to a beach club. I
Speaker 2: love that. Friends of ours that used to actually work
Speaker 2: here many years ago invited me to their beach club.
Speaker 2: And that was fun. It was kind of fancy, and
Speaker 2: you know, I'm not a fancy guy, but it was nice.
Speaker 2: Had a nice time there, and and that's pretty much
Speaker 2: all I did. Hung out with some friends and you know,
Speaker 2: did some things with the kids. Went to sess Me
Speaker 2: Place with Cooper. She still loves it, and I love
Speaker 2: that she loves it.
Speaker 1: The next time you go, I want to bring my
Speaker 1: goddaughter because she's obsessed with Elmo. Okay, she would love it.
Speaker 2: I didn't see Elmo this time.
Speaker 1: Mhm.
Speaker 2: I did see I saw Rosita, okay, I saw Telly. Okay,
Speaker 2: I saw a big bird, but I didn't see Cookie.
Speaker 2: It was interesting.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was the bee cast that day. No, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, we didn't see the parade this time.
Speaker 1: We were we were up on top of the Big
Speaker 1: water Tower waiting to get on the ride. By the way,
Speaker 1: if you go there, get the magic Cube bracelets. Totally
Speaker 1: worth it. I don't know what that is. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like the speed skip the line. Yeah, that thing,
Speaker 1: what do they call that magic Genie plus Genie thing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, might be might might might planning an end of
Speaker 2: summer trip, might be going to euro Disney. Have you been.
Speaker 2: I hear mixed things about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Deanna went. She said it basically feels like
Speaker 1: you're an overpriced fair.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: But then other people I know have been and said
Speaker 1: it was wonderful.
Speaker 2: See, I'm not a Disney head, so it's probably just
Speaker 2: kind of cool just to whatever. Yeah, I like fars.
Speaker 1: Yeah they say it's like State Fair, that type of vibe. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not as like magical. But you know what, when
Speaker 1: I went to Disneyland, I tell you I.
Speaker 2: Was kind of like, see Disneyland and disney World. Yeah,
Speaker 2: disney World is the best disney World.
Speaker 1: You can go to four different parks Disneyland. While the
Speaker 1: California Adventure was nice. I do like my Disney World.
Speaker 2: I feel like I kind of just want to go
Speaker 2: to California.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love Caloria. I love California. Disneyland is cool.
Speaker 1: I love cars riding in disney Land. Is fantastic.
Speaker 2: I just I just like to go to Santa Monica
Speaker 2: and watch the world die.
Speaker 1: You know, but I'm guessing that's a lyric to a.
Speaker 2: Song yeah from who ever, Clear Cool. That was our
Speaker 2: first big hit, great Santa Monica. Huh, really, can you
Speaker 2: sing it? Watch the World Die? So out past the breaker,
Speaker 2: watch the World die?
Speaker 1: Can you like actually sing it?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to sing it.
Speaker 1: Can you give me the rhythm or the melody? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it sounds like really in my head,
Speaker 1: I can't picture it.
Speaker 2: Swim out past the breaker, watch the world die. We
Speaker 2: can beside the ocean, leave them far behind. Swim out
Speaker 2: past the breaker, watch the world die.
Speaker 1: Gotch the die?
Speaker 2: Come on? Man? Like, look there, right right there, watch it.
Speaker 2: Look at that. It's right there. I can't hear it.
Speaker 1: I need to hear it. I think you just press
Speaker 1: the buttons.
Speaker 2: Well, they can't hear it here yet, because I'm gonna
Speaker 2: put it here. You're ready of the West Coast. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the hook.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get to the hook here.
Speaker 3: Okay, we can't live beside the ocean.
Speaker 1: Nothing nothing, That's fine, sorry, father of mine, Father of mine?
Speaker 2: Tell me where have you been?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I know that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's ever clear?
Speaker 1: Also oh cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they usually do the mixtape tours.
Speaker 1: Ah, you know they're yeah interesting.
Speaker 2: I might go see the Goo Goo Dolls. Okay, they're
Speaker 2: playing my birthday weekend at Jones Beach, and Jones Beach
Speaker 2: is such a great venue unless it rains, because that
Speaker 2: will covering. Yeah, the big time Rush show. We got
Speaker 2: out of there just in time because Cooper only wanted
Speaker 2: to see Jacks, so we went for Jacks. We did
Speaker 2: the little meet and greet, and then at like eight fifteen,
Speaker 2: eight thirty we were out of there and apparently at
Speaker 2: nine o'clock it started downpouring and they kept going because
Speaker 2: they don't stop those shows unless there's thunder and lightning,
Speaker 2: you know, because it's right on the water there. But
Speaker 2: it really is a beautiful venue too. See there's no
Speaker 2: bad seat there. You know, he's never been no wow,
Speaker 2: come on out.
Speaker 1: Well it has to be a good show.
Speaker 2: You want to see the Google Dolls and O A R.
Speaker 1: I'm so good but thank you. OAR sings that one song, Yes.
Speaker 2: They sing that one song that I liked. Also, let's
Speaker 2: find it. Oh, we are saying other dashes. Oh, here
Speaker 2: it is shattered? Yeah, is it shattered? Turn the car around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm always turn the car around. Give me a
Speaker 1: band when I'm at.
Speaker 2: What it looks like they had another one. Uh that's
Speaker 2: a rock it's a rock category. Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 2: what this song is. Oh, wait, I think I do
Speaker 2: this town. Yes, I do know this song. Yeah, let's see,
Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay. I remember hearing that a little
Speaker 2: bit two thousand and eight. Yeah, that's when Alt ninety
Speaker 2: two three was in the city and they played that.
Speaker 1: I was a junior in high school, although I don't
Speaker 1: know if they.
Speaker 2: Were ALT ninety two three at the time. But whatever, Well,
Speaker 2: that's cool.
Speaker 1: So what else, Andrew? I mean, we it's been a while,
Speaker 1: we got nothing to talk about. Is this show just
Speaker 1: going down the tubes?
Speaker 2: Is that it?
Speaker 1: The drama needs to be brought down a level. I
Speaker 1: think we're good on this episode. We don't need to
Speaker 1: talk anymore.
Speaker 2: Why so, is that.
Speaker 1: They have a meeting in fifteen minutes. We both do great,
Speaker 1: So let's give ourselves some time to prepare. This is
Speaker 1: gonna be the first like all staff meeting that I've
Speaker 1: been at since before COVID. I know it's gonna be wild.
Speaker 2: It's not really gonna be wild.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just wild that we're all gonna be in
Speaker 1: the same room, joined together. Why because it hasn't happened
Speaker 1: in four years.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, but we've all been together at other places,
Speaker 2: at concerts and whatnot.
Speaker 1: But it's different to have a meeting. And I know
Speaker 1: what you're trying to do is extend the show. But
Speaker 1: we can end it. It's fine, No why but.
Speaker 2: It's only thirty two minutes.
Speaker 1: They're gonna appreciate it.
Speaker 2: I don't think they will.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, then you go have your crusade on
Speaker 1: Twitter or whatever app you talk about. I must just
Speaker 1: say anymore, do you have a Serial Killers threads now?
Speaker 2: I think you automatically get it. You just have to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Your campus so close, or maybe it's the vertigo. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Just so you know, and I've been saying this, We're
Speaker 2: gonna have to do some bonus episodes because right now
Speaker 2: we have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,
Speaker 2: fourteen brand new cereals. We have fourteen. That means amazing.
Speaker 2: We can't wait fourteen weeks to do all of them
Speaker 2: because they're just they just keep coming. Okay, the Halloween
Speaker 2: cereals are on the way, the new Monster cereal with it.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get them done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's a there's a new Captain Crunch Halloween cereal.
Speaker 2: There's so many new cereals coming. Dude.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm excited.
Speaker 2: No you're not.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think you are. All right? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll start doing two new cereals per week just
Speaker 2: to bang them out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'll bang them out all right.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to boll chat.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Guys.
Speaker 2: We did it just for you, yay. Andrew really didn't
Speaker 2: want to do it, but I so listen.
Speaker 1: We have to do this for listening your lies anyway,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, everyone, love you so much for listening.
Speaker 1: Thank you so so much. Hope there wasn't too much
Speaker 1: arguing in this one. We love you. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You're now you're follow us on socials except threads because
Speaker 2: we didn't do that yet. What is it?
Speaker 1: It's basically Twitter on Instagram?
Speaker 2: Yes? Do you just say things separate app? Do you
Speaker 2: just say stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is it kind of like the game show chain reaction
Speaker 2: where you thread thoughts and words together. No, so it
Speaker 2: has nothing to do with that. You don't like, start
Speaker 2: one thing in the Twitter. So it's just like, hey
Speaker 2: every body, Hi.
Speaker 1: So for the fifth time, it's Twitter. Okay, cool, Thank
Speaker 1: you all so much for listening. We'll see you Monday
Speaker 1: with an all new Serial Killers podcast T T Y L. Bye.
Speaker 1: Oh until next time.
Speaker 2: Say clink Andrew, you forgot it's been so long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, I'm so itchy.
Speaker 2: It's a weirdo.
Speaker 1: It's the Vertigo. Bye.
Speaker 2: Please stop it that