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Speaker 1: Forever baby.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was late to the episode today because my

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Speaker 2: assistant didn't tell me that today was Wednesday. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, after that, after that viral episode of Molly the Assistant,

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Speaker 1: Are you I think you might need her?

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Speaker 2: Marie Sydney, I'm not doing this with you, not not

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Speaker 2: too part This is not part two of that episode.

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Speaker 2: You said that you want to hurt you could have her,

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Speaker 2: and I love that for you. How are you doing today, friend,

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Speaker 2: I am.

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Speaker 1: Doing I'm doing I'm doing good. I don't say great,

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Speaker 1: but I'm doing good. This was yesterday, was my last

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Speaker 1: day of work and I didn't even have work.

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Speaker 2: Uh, their last day of work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I've had a day job for a month now

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Speaker 1: and I was I was in a writer's room. And

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Speaker 1: today they're they're going to start back up in October.

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Speaker 1: So it's beautiful. This is this is it, this is

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Speaker 1: what I needed.

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Speaker 2: Wow, work for a month, retired for the rest of

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Speaker 2: the year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, gra yeah, so comedy. You know, it is very

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Speaker 1: hot in New York where we have a heat wave,

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Speaker 1: just truly. I love acute, like eighty degrees seventy five

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Speaker 1: is at night is a nice temperature. Yeah, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: not here for this sweltering like, oh my god, dripping,

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Speaker 2: Ninety seven degrees.

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Speaker 1: I pulled up my skirt last night. I had a

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Speaker 1: it just it was a swamp. There was a swamp.

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Speaker 2: Walk Sorry, hold on, you lifted your skirt up to

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Speaker 2: wear to the people need the visual.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So I'm walking in the street with Rosebud and uh.

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Speaker 1: We were walking for several blocks, maybe ten blocks, and

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Speaker 1: what was going on underneath the skirt? The long skirt

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Speaker 2: Because you belonged to the streets.

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Speaker 1: Baby, Yes, it was just too hot. I was sweating.

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Speaker 1: It was damp.

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Speaker 2: Also, what ten blocks were you guys walking yesterday, Sydney.

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Speaker 2: I feel like the way you'll be exaggerating. I don't

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Speaker 1: No, you could call Rosebud. We walked. We walked from

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Speaker 1: the Lower east Side all the way to twenty second Street.

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Speaker 3: That's more than how many?

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Speaker 1: But but I'm Maria, I'm not doing this with you.

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Speaker 1: How many times did you stop? We didn't stop. My

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Speaker 1: legs didn't itch because I've been walking. You jump started

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Speaker 1: me walking in New Orleans. You helped me. I like

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Speaker 2: Made you walk a couple of blocks in New Orleans

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Speaker 2: and now you're a professional walker. Okay, she's going to Tokyo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, how are you? How are you doing? How

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Speaker 1: are you doing? Marie girl?

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Speaker 2: You know I'm doing well?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? The voice says it all, friend, the voice.

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Speaker 2: You know I'm doing well. I'm here with my listen.

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Speaker 2: It's so hot that like, today's not a week day,

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Speaker 2: Today's not today is just you gonna get what you get.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like I need to be completely naked today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah and that's I mean, I have on a shirt,

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Speaker 1: but you do look naked. You do than you absolutely.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is how you're showing up for

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Speaker 2: Come on now, yeah yeah, yeah, the guest isn't tempted

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm doing well, you know, I uh.

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Speaker 1: We had a crazy weekend. I had a very crazy weekend.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I didn't know where I wanted

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Speaker 2: But you know, I'm just happy to be alive and

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Speaker 1: Did you get some dick last night? This is crazy.

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Speaker 1: I'm just happy that you know I'm alive. That sounds

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Speaker 2: Dick last Okay, all right, Unfortunately it's on the list

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Speaker 2: I gotta clean my house.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you can see behind me, but

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Speaker 2: Because that's where I placed my shoulders. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: it looks like Hiroshima back there. But there's a pile

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Speaker 1: You're busy, Bee. You're busy Bee. You're a high and

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Speaker 1: demand I mean, girl, what the stunt? So we were

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Speaker 1: pulling for Pride weekend. First of all, I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 1: The pride is in our friendship. You were you were

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we had a good pride. Andrew, what did

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Speaker 1: Weekend.

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Speaker 3: On Sunday, I uh had a little picnic in the

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Speaker 3: my straight friend and the girl that he's seeing. As

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Speaker 3: we're packing up. We we drank everything for a couple hours.

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Speaker 3: He and this girl that he's seeing are like, we're

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Speaker 3: going to the bathroom. We don't see them for forty

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Speaker 3: five minutes, and then they come back. This girl is

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Speaker 3: like freshly twenty one, also very annoying the entire day.

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Speaker 3: I'm just like, I hated this so much.

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Speaker 1: They came back forty five minutes later. What were they dying?

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Speaker 3: They weren't in they were they were doing heterosexual things

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Speaker 1: Which is actually homophobic.

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Speaker 3: That's what I thought too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, it absolutely is. It's not allowed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, are you kidding, You're wasting our

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Speaker 3: one day. We're all waiting for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we were all rooting for you.

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Speaker 2: But also, did they help pack up the picnic stuff

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Speaker 1: Did they bring anything to the table except their heterosexuality.

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Speaker 3: No, they brought some Spike seltzers, you know, but it

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Speaker 3: truly but yeah, just I hated it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so heterosexual people, straight people doing things on Pride

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Speaker 2: weekend is a no no.

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Speaker 3: I mean when you're when you're taking up time. I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't have been as ticked off about it if they

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Speaker 2: You should have left them.

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Speaker 3: Well, I was like, maybe they're throwing up, maybe they're

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Speaker 3: having bad boom booms or something, you know, at boom boom.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Is that what we're calling it now? Boom booms? Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go boom boom.

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Speaker 3: Boom, going to the boom boom room, going to the

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Speaker 1: I like that. Actually that's hot going to the boom

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Speaker 2: Actually I actually I actually kissed a straight man on Pride, So.

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Speaker 1: oh lady, so, I mean you your verse, your verse, marine,

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Speaker 1: you're doing great work.

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Speaker 2: But I kissed the straight man in front of a

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Speaker 2: gay club, but we had to cross the street.

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Speaker 1: He was like, is it it?

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Speaker 2: Would it be?

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Speaker 1: Is it okay?

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Speaker 2: If we make out in front of this gay place

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Speaker 2: where I said, yeah, no, we should cross the street

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Speaker 2: because I understand what my role in you.

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Speaker 1: Know what I mean, what was the assignment? Sis?

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Speaker 2: The assignment was to uh, you know, just get what

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Speaker 2: I get and I get upset. So we did it

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Speaker 2: across the street. And you know it didn't take us

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Speaker 2: forty five minutes to do it.

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Speaker 4: Mm hm hmm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry to hear that. It was a kiss.

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Speaker 2: So boom boom room is the new vernacular. Add that

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Speaker 2: to your unofficial expert dictionary. Speaking of boom booms, we

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Speaker 2: I like to call a boom boom place, yucky to me,

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Speaker 2: and the guest that is going to try to convince

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Speaker 2: us otherwise. Yeah, very funny dude. You've had seen him

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Speaker 2: in Brooklyn before, I'm sure. But give it up for

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Speaker 2: our new Jersey expert, Chris Gethered. Hi, Chris, Hey.

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Speaker 4: Chris, how are you? How's it going? It's not a

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Speaker 4: boom boom place. I know boom boom means shit. I

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Speaker 4: figured that out. It's not a boom promise.

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Speaker 1: Why why I don't believe? I mean, first of all,

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Speaker 1: up top, I know I'm aggressive here I hate New

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Speaker 1: but they don't even know where the hell they're going.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well we're coming out of the gate swinging.

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Speaker 1: Okay, right, I apologize, I should, it's it's okay.

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Speaker 2: And we didn't even ask Chris how he was doing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, I have to no no asking me

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Speaker 1: You're right, you're right, you know what I was getting

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Speaker 1: ready to do that. Hold on, let me put a

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Speaker 1: pin in it. Put a pin in that. And Chris,

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Speaker 1: how the fuck are you?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: How the fuck are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm doing great. Not as good as Marie, but pretty good,

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Speaker 4: pretty good. I've never I've never once in my life

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Speaker 4: answering the question how are you? Not one time I've

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Speaker 4: been like doing good to the point where people ask

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Speaker 4: me if I caught some dick. No, one's ever I've

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Speaker 4: never had confidence that's gotten where that quicks.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever caught some dick?

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Speaker 4: You know, I've I've explored, I've explored my h No,

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Speaker 4: I'm a married to a woman. I'm married to.

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Speaker 4: For sure, I made sure. I made sure.

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Speaker 2: But you know what it is in the way that

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Speaker 2: I answered how I answered, So many days feel black

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Speaker 2: some dishes, or you know what, today's a day I'm

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Speaker 2: folding that laundry. You put it like the days are

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Speaker 2: what an amazing day to be alive.

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Speaker 4: But I always think of you this way because because

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Speaker 4: you and I have like done shows together from time

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Speaker 4: to time, but I wouldn't you know, like we've crossed

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Speaker 4: nothing but pleasant and always enjoyed to watch you. But

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Speaker 4: I remember, I don't know if it was the first

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Speaker 4: place up on the Eastern Parkway. Murmur murdered, Oh yes, yeah,

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Speaker 4: we did a show there, and I watched your set,

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Speaker 4: and I remember they introduced you and just the way

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Speaker 4: that I have I wish that at some point in

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Speaker 2: I actually love that you remember that because I don't

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Speaker 4: well listen to you. What the fuck do you have

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Chris. I love that.

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Speaker 2: I used to not like people with a name Chris,

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Speaker 4: Have two strikes, Jersey and Chris.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 4: I'm an exception to the who's fixed it for all

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Speaker 2: So oh geth Art. Okay, Well, so you had a

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Speaker 4: Oh, so many Sydney memories. I remember Sidney. Do you

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Speaker 4: I'm i'd like to I actually will say. I pride

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Speaker 1: Chris, you keep saying you're older, but like, oh, I

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Speaker 4: so don't paint Sydney with that same brush. So in

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Speaker 4: I was like, Yeah, that's that's you're that's a real deal.

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Speaker 4: That's not a fake. That's not a fake.

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Speaker 1: Look at Chris. Chris is in the bag right now.

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Speaker 1: I guess I guess I like New Jersey.

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Speaker 4: Now, wow, I wonder if you can guess who told

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Speaker 1: Christy Carmen Carmenen. Ah, we love Carmen.

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Speaker 4: There's another Christial, but I guess does last name circumvent

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, And we like it.

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Speaker 4: So I like that, and he wasn't. I also want

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Speaker 4: Camans are a fake.

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Speaker 1: It was no.

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Speaker 4: There was a lot of no.

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Speaker 4: it was just it wasn't too bad. The ship talk.

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Speaker 4: Carmen is the best. He's one of the nicest guys.

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Speaker 1: He is. He doesn't he doesn't shit talk, so he

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Speaker 4: He doesn't tell the fact, he tells it. He's one

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Speaker 1: Damn, Chris, you moved to New Jersey. You ain't got

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Speaker 4: Huh, you have never had any friends. I think everybody

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Speaker 2: Nobody nobody hates you, Im, Chris.

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Speaker 4: I'm intellectually aware that no one hates me, and emotionally

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Speaker 4: And I don't know if Dan Lakotta can feel hate.

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Speaker 4: He's the nicest.

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Speaker 1: Boy, he's so sweet.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and he and I are friends.

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Speaker 2: But now here's my question. Yeah, so what's an average

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Speaker 2: But like, what if you don't have any friends, then

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Speaker 4: But like I mean, I'll describe my day to you

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Speaker 4: I'm at. Here's exactly where I'm at. I have a

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Speaker 4: I go I was a workaholic for twenty years and

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Speaker 4: and that's a beautiful thing. But you'll see where my

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Speaker 4: I will read him a book. I will pray that

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Speaker 4: it's not Doctor SEUs, because doctor SEUs does not hold up.

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Speaker 4: Doctor SEUs is bad. Doctor Seuss books are bad.

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Speaker 1: He was canceled recently.

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Speaker 4: Even the stuff that wasn't canceled. It's just nonsense. It's

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Speaker 1: Way, wait, why is he canceled?

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Speaker 4: Oh he got his own family. Well he's dead, so

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Speaker 4: that's the ultimate cancelation. Also fun fact, not a real doctor, no,

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Speaker 1: True.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they pulled four or five books and people flipped

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Speaker 4: It wasn't one fish to fish red Fish.

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Speaker 2: No, it wasn't green eggs a ham.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. At all.

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Speaker 4: No, it was like my comfort. It was weird. So yeah,

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Speaker 4: I wake up. I read my son a couple of books.

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Speaker 4: And then at some point, uh, we'll go play outside

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Speaker 1: And at this point it's nine am.

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Speaker 4: It's around nine am. This is on the days when

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Speaker 4: I'll do some writing, or I'll do some podcasts like this,

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Speaker 1: From wait, hold on, Chris, Yeah, I'm telling you, it's sad.

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Speaker 4: It's roll it back, roll it back. I was telling

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Speaker 4: And we're at like nine thirty ten am, and you

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Speaker 2: Well, I was sad when you said six fifteen seven,

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Speaker 2: Yes I could.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't relate. I couldn't relate to that.

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Speaker 2: I put the baby in the spare bedroom and shut

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Speaker 2: the sor I you still.

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Speaker 4: Live in green Point and do molly like within yes.

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Speaker 1: I was like, can you give me? Can you give

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Speaker 4: Oh my, yeah, twenty twelve. Let's say twenty twelve. I

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Speaker 1: While you were killing yourself.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was like, my pupils were dilated for

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Speaker 1: Really, yeah, but that's the time you should do it.

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Speaker 1: It's the summer time. You're supposed to do it in

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Speaker 1: doing in the winter. It's like, what were you taking

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Speaker 1: You were going to Trader Joels what.

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Speaker 4: Just to go ape shit? Just to go ape shit.

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Speaker 4: I performed at Bonnaru.

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Speaker 1: And oh that's fun.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I've been sober many years. And a friend

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Speaker 4: I am not chill when it comes to dry No.

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Speaker 1: Fuck Now, who the fuck told you you were sober

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Speaker 1: to that person normally. I did.

442
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,600
Speaker 4: One of my best friends to this.

443
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 1: Day, Carmen, Carmen Christopher. It all goes back to Carmen

444
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,200
Speaker 1: Christopher got.

445
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,719
Speaker 4: Real fucked up on Molly and he told me how

446
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,399
Speaker 4: hot you were. That's that's what.

447
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,960
Speaker 1: Well, we got to get him back on that. We

448
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 1: gotta get him on the pod now.

449
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,800
Speaker 4: Yes, so yeah, and then what will happen. I'll work

450
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:22,040
Speaker 4: a little bit, I'll eat lunch, I'll work a little

451
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,000
Speaker 4: bit more.

452
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,200
Speaker 1: We were on the mountain.

453
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh okay, yeah, how did you.

454
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:30,080
Speaker 1: And your wife meet? In twenty twelve?

455
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,520
Speaker 4: Oh so you'll like this? So my wife was the

456
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 4: band theater on my old TV show. So I was

457
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 4: doing my public Access show, which was like, because keep

458
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 4: in mind, even right there you can see like I'm

459
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,640
Speaker 4: talking about like waking up and reading my son books

460
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,439
Speaker 4: and like you're all like you have to wake up

461
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 4: at seven thirty. I used to have the Public Access

462
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 4: TV show, which was like this underground, fucking counterculture thing.

463
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 4: It was cool in its day. I was cool.

464
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 1: You had a fire, you had a cool you had

465
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 1: a cult following cult. I did your I did it before,

466
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:04,679
Speaker 1: and it was you had people outside the dough.

467
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was wild. It was wild. So my wife

468
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,919
Speaker 4: was the band leader, and she's very, very cool. She

469
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 4: was in all sorts of experimental theaters. She was in

470
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 4: those shows De la Guarda and Where's a Bruta?

471
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 1: And like no Way on Union Square.

472
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 4: You know the poster with the redhead in the water,

473
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 4: that's my wife in the subway poster for Fherez a

474
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 4: Brute if you ever saw it back in the day,

475
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,199
Speaker 4: it's my wife and the poster is my understanding. And

476
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 4: she was in Rent and Stomp like she's fucking cool.

477
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 4: No Way, Yeah, And then she was in these punk bands.

478
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,959
Speaker 4: I like, she played music on my show, and I

479
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 4: started to get this sense. So I was having this summer.

480
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 4: If you go back and watch old episodes of my

481
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,640
Speaker 4: show from twenty twelve, you can see that I'm dropping

482
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 4: like two pounds a week because I got addicted to adderall.

483
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,879
Speaker 4: After the Molly thing, I went all in. I've been

484
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 4: prescribed at all. I just went, let's just go, let's

485
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,160
Speaker 4: just cheat this shit. Chelly beans. So I looked good

486
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,120
Speaker 4: and I was skinny, and I was staying up all

487
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 4: night and hanging out. But I was losing it, and

488
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 4: you were, yeah, I was really. I didn't have my

489
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:13,199
Speaker 4: trademark paunch, which the New York Times once reviewed my

490
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 4: one min show and it explictedly had to note that

491
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 4: I have a paunchee belly, which I didn't love.

492
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 1: And the New York Times is so shady.

493
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but yeah. So she and I would be

494
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 4: going out all night and we were going dancing a lot,

495
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 4: me and some my some of my hipster Brooklyn friends dancing. Yeah,

496
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 4: I would go dance and we'd go dancing at the

497
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 4: Cove in Williamsburg and the Woods in Williamsburg. I don't

498
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 4: even know if those places are still open.

499
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 1: Never heard of.

500
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 4: It yeah, and oh and then so long story short,

501
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 4: we were walking home together one night. We lived in

502
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 4: the same general area, and I had sensed that maybe

503
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 4: there was some flirtation there and I like was like, hey,

504
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 4: like this is where we usually. I usually go left

505
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 4: here and you go right. But it's kind of late,

506
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 4: like do you want to ride home because my cars

507
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 4: parked right over here? And she looked at me and

508
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 4: was like no, like laughed like, she was.

509
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,120
Speaker 1: Like, no, the car didn't get her hot and bothered.

510
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: She didn't want to.

511
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 4: Ride because that I always maintained I always kept a

512
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 4: car the whole time of the New York City because

513
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 4: it was the jersey of me. I always had a car,

514
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 4: and you're right, having a car good thing for dating,

515
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 4: really good thing for dating, great thing for dating, great thing.

516
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 4: And she laughed it off, and I could just tell

517
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, she sees that I don't have

518
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,159
Speaker 4: my shit together at all. So it was kind of

519
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 4: an epics tale then where I had a friend who

520
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 4: realized that was kind of losing my mind. He brought

521
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 4: me to Brazil. That was a whole thing, and that

522
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 4: was kind.

523
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: Of like how many threesomes did you have in Brazil.

524
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 4: Well, that was the whole thing was he was just

525
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 4: he's a friend of mine who's like pretty wild, but

526
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,439
Speaker 4: a very wise guy, not like a mobster, but like

527
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 4: has wisdom. And he was like he had he directed, No,

528
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 4: he was he had a film. He's a director, great

529
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 4: director named Antonio Campos, and he had a film in

530
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,640
Speaker 4: a festival in Real. He was like, we want to Rio.

531
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 4: You're coming. He's like, I got to get you out

532
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 4: of New York because you're in trouble. He's like, and

533
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 4: he's like, and I'm not telling you to cool out,

534
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,439
Speaker 4: but I'm saying Rio is a place where you're going

535
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 4: to go off the grid. And if you want to

536
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 4: go nuts, you can go more nuts in Rio than

537
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 4: you can anywhere else.

538
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: And if so you went down there with some ayahuasca,

539
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 1: well at first I did.

540
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:18,880
Speaker 5: I almost did.

541
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 4: How did you know?

542
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 2: Cause I feel like if I was going to do ayahuasca,

543
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 2: I would do it in Brazil.

544
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 4: I found a church on a mountaintop where I could

545
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,239
Speaker 4: have done ayahuasca, but instead I chilled out, and then

546
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 4: I got back to get I came back to New

547
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 4: York and my wife and I I hung out with

548
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 4: her again and she saw that I had spent a

549
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 4: few weeks get my head together, and we wound up

550
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 4: making out at you guessed it, Union Pool, Say at

551
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 4: Pride if only came that whole certain No, Union Pool

552
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 4: the traditional place where if you want to make out

553
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 4: in Brooklyn, just go to Union Pool. Stay till a

554
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 4: certain time tonight you'll make out.

555
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 2: Is Union Pool.

556
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 4: Still a thing? I don't know if it's still around,

557
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 4: but that's where I first made out with my wife.

558
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 2: Okay, So now live in New Jersey. Yes, New Jersey

559
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,120
Speaker 2: gets a bad rap from people who live in New

560
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 2: York because in my brain, New Jersey and Staten Island

561
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 2: is where we send you know, our recycle link and stuff.

562
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 2: So is where does that come from? Is New Jersey

563
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 2: a trash state or not?

564
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 4: Let's see to answer the question. Honestly, it is. There

565
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 4: are a lot of landfills. And like I'm not gonna lie,

566
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 4: everybody's flown into the Nork airport, Like I know what

567
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 4: you see when you fly in there. I know that

568
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: when you take that train from Nork back into Penn Station,

569
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 4: you're not saying anything that looks good. And it is

570
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,640
Speaker 4: gross and the people are aggressive and the people do drive,

571
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,919
Speaker 4: you know, really terribly, and they will kind of like

572
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 4: do something that puts you in danger, and then if

573
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 4: you hank at them, they'll try to stop the car

574
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 4: and fight you. Like, you're not wrong about New Jersey

575
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 4: driving at ALSID, But I would also argue that that's

576
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 4: the that's kind of the stuff we let you see,

577
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 4: and when you get beyond that, it's like, first of all,

578
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,199
Speaker 4: one of the most physically beautiful places you'll ever see.

579
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 4: And I also would argue, like, if you got sent

580
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 4: to war, you would want the person in the trench

581
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 4: next to you to be from New Jersey because that person,

582
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,919
Speaker 4: if they decide they like you, that person will do

583
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:23,239
Speaker 4: unspeakable horrors to protect you. Because when people from New

584
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 4: Jersey love someone or something, they go to the ends

585
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 4: of the earth to protect it. I think a lot

586
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 4: of great art comes out of New Jersey. I think

587
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 4: a lot of great food comes out of New Jersey.

588
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: What famous people have come out in New Jersey? Chris,

589
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: are you on Molly right now? Because I'm like, what

590
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: the journey? The journey you took me on right there?

591
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 4: Bruce Springsteen's from New Jersey. Meryl Street, we got Meryl Street,

592
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 4: John Stewart is from New Jersey.

593
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 2: Whitney Houston if.

594
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 1: You oh, no, no, Whitney is from Newark, which is

595
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: a different sector of New Jersey.

596
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 4: Well, I'm from Essex County. Whitney's from Norck, raised in

597
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 4: East Orange. I'm born and raised in West Orange, So I'm.

598
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 2: You're basically Whitney Houston.

599
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 4: I'm from Whitneys. I am from a town.

600
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: I come on, Chris Whitney.

601
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 4: I am from a town where if you, I am

602
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 4: from a town where notoriously every type of human being.

603
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,199
Speaker 4: It's the most dense That's the other thing. It's the

604
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 4: most densely populated state. So my freshman year of high school,

605
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 4: they told us there were forty five native languages spoken

606
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 4: in my class in my school. And that was in

607
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety six. I entered high school because I'm in

608
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 4: my forties, so that's like, that's a level of diversity

609
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 4: people would pray for today, and I had that in

610
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 4: the nineties, where no one gave a shit about diversity.

611
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 4: There was every type of person. There were people in

612
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 4: my lunch room who had moved to the country less

613
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 4: than a week ago, and in the same lunch room

614
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 4: with like the children of CEOs, like everyone's on top

615
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 4: of everybody, so you get to know each other fast.

616
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 4: Like my I'm not kidding when I used to walk

617
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 4: from my house to this area of Montclair where he

618
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 4: used to be able to go shopping. And I would

619
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 4: walk from my kind of like lower middle class neighborhood

620
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 4: into Montclair, past Whitney Houston's mansion, like that.

621
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: Claire is nice.

622
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 4: Montclair's nice, like really nice. Yogi Berratt, like the old

623
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 4: Catcher from the Yankees. You'd pass his house, then you'd

624
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 4: walk the same distance in the other direction and it

625
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 4: would be like an outright dangerous area. So you just

626
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 4: kind of get I feel like Jersey people are very

627
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 4: comfortable around everybody, and I think they're very able to

628
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 4: read a room.

629
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, I think they're I think Jersey

630
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: people are too fucking comfortable. Okay, in what sense they

631
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: think every place is Jersey. It's like this is not Jersey, sure, babe,

632
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: we were on uh we're in Bushwick?

633
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 4: Is every episode just a fight? Like I'm because I'm

634
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 4: I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous to get in a

635
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 4: fight with I don't want to. I'm not. I don't

636
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 4: need that smoke.

637
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 2: Did you say, is every episode a fight fight?

638
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 4: Because if you're gonna yell Jersey, sure we could talk

639
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 4: about the guidos because they're real.

640
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 2: We I mean, we have to talk about the guidos.

641
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 2: You can't come here and talk about.

642
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 4: But we go. They're ridiculous and it's not. Everybody's like that.

643
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 4: And and listen that seaside that's Wildwood to a degree,

644
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 4: that's point pleasant, that's Belmar. But if you want to

645
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 4: go to Spring Lake, that's one of the classiest beaches

646
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 4: you'll ever be on. If you want to go up

647
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 4: to Sandy Hook, that's like, oh yeah.

648
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: What what Sandy? Sandy Hook?

649
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 2: Is that where they is in New Jersey.

650
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 4: Sandy Hook is in New Jersey.

651
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: But that's not where they had the school shooting, right.

652
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, that's ok school in Connecticut. Sandy. I'm

653
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 4: going to make sure it is a national park on

654
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 4: the Jersey Shore. These beautiful beaches. One of them is

655
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 4: the Gunnison Nude Beach, which is the best. It's a

656
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 4: nude beach where you're staring across the sea at Coney Island.

657
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 4: It's the best.

658
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Speaker 2: No, I'm not staring at I'm at a new beach.

659
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Speaker 2: I'm not staring across the sea. I'm staring at the bodies.

660
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Speaker 4: On the best. Oh, I mean that that's the other

661
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 4: I mean you see every type of body out there.

662
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 4: That nude beach is one of my favorite places.

663
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: In New Year's Chris.

664
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Speaker 4: I love the nude Beach. I love it. My wife

665
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 4: and I we used to be for the baby. We

666
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 4: used to go once or twice a year. You walk

667
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 4: down this nude beach, you have to walk down a

668
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 4: long ways on the sand, and then the first thing

669
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 4: that you see is elderly naked elderly people playing volleyball,

670
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 4: and then what.

671
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 2: They dis out swinging.

672
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 4: And then it's the people. There's some families, then there's

673
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 4: the swingers, and then the second half of the beach.

674
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 4: It's a pretty popular destination for New York's gay male

675
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 4: community too. There's like a whole section of the beach

676
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 4: that's like all Pride flags.

677
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 2: It's like it's I hear what you're saying, but we

678
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 2: trying to get back to the guidos.

679
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 4: We want to know.

680
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 2: I want to know about you know, mob things. I

681
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 2: want to Okay, where the bodies are buried. Why everybody's

682
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 2: so tann okay?

683
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 4: Mob things? Are they real? Yes? How real are they?

684
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 4: I can tell you this. My mother was a teacher

685
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 4: in Maplewood, New Jersey, decades ago, and there was a

686
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 4: series of families with Italian last names who all the

687
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 4: teachers always wanted a kid with that last name because

688
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 4: they would give these insanely expensive Christmas presents. And then

689
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 4: one year it hit the papers that there was a

690
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 4: massive mob bust and all of those kids disappeared from

691
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 4: the school. All of those kids' families moved right after

692
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 4: that mob bust. There's road in my town, Mount Pleasant

693
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 4: Avenue where when you drive up it pass this one

694
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 4: section of woods. There's this little gap with a dirt road,

695
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 4: and we all knew everybody called that Mafia Road because

696
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 4: there was a compound of houses down there that was

697
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 4: all the same family. My friends who lived in that

698
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 4: part of town used to sneak back there and they

699
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 4: discovered that there was an inground pool full of Doberman's.

700
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 4: It was mob shit, like the mob stuff's real. The

701
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 4: Guido's were.

702
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 2: It's wheedl ground pool full of Dobers.

703
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 4: There was an in ground pool with a bunch of

704
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 4: attack dogs that they would keep in there and let

705
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 4: loose on you. So yeah, it's real. But my question,

706
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 4: why is that a bad thing? And why does that

707
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 4: define everything? Like does the does the fact that there's

708
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 4: fucking does the fact that because I lived in New

709
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 4: York City sixteen years that that's a pretty good run.

710
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: Like does the great run right run?

711
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 4: Does the fact that I at two in the afternoon

712
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 4: saw a subway masturbator on the F chain mean that

713
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 4: all of New York City is defined by that subway masturbator?

714
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: Yes, I just know that, absolutely, you think.

715
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 4: That all of I think the good outweighs the bad

716
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 4: in New York, and I think the good outways the

717
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 4: bad in New g I've.

718
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: Seen so many subway masturbators just at my run in

719
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 1: New York. It's been I've been on the F train,

720
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: I've been. I've seen it four times on the Jay

721
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: train at different hours, not all late, some of the day.

722
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 2: I have never seen somebody masturbating in front of me

723
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 2: on the train.

724
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,959
Speaker 4: I've seen somebody.

725
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 2: Yes, I've saw somebody's dig on their phone once. No,

726
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: the dick was on the phone and I was sitting

727
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 2: by where they were and they just like it was

728
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: not their dick because the skin tones the match.

729
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 4: Because you know, I was like, so, then what was

730
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 4: the intent with showing you that particular dick?

731
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 2: I don't know, babe.

732
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 3: But I got air dropped a video of someone pissing

733
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 3: on another person on the train last week. I just like,

734
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 3: I got the notification someone's trying to air drop you

735
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 3: a video, and I was just like blindly like, okay,

736
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 3: let's just see what this is.

737
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is yeah, they're air dropping.

738
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 2: You got to turn that in your air drop off.

739
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 3: It's fun sometimes, though, I don't know, have.

740
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: You ever been air dropped a dick that you were

741
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 1: like m mmmmm.

742
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 3: No, because it's the people that are just you know,

743
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,880
Speaker 3: they want yeah.

744
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 2: Yuck and yuck and yuck. But I've been in cars

745
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 2: where people were master. I just I wasn't I'm oblivious

746
00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 2: or I wasn't paying attention or I didn't see it.

747
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 2: But you know, I'll be better about it moving forward.

748
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 2: But I take the train less now.

749
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 4: And wait and Sydney, remind me, where did you grow up?

750
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: Okay, well, my story is just a little bit more

751
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: complicated than everybody else. I was. I was I was

752
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: in fact born on New York soil. Okay, born Mount Sinai,

753
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: ninety sixth Street, but then as a baby went to Oakland, California,

754
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: lived there from two to thirteen. Then it came back

755
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: to New York thirteen to like, you know, rest of

756
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 1: my life. I'm here, I'm in this bitch. So yeah,

757
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm a New Yorker. Yeah, okay, but I've been around

758
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 1: New York that's been around.

759
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 4: If somebody asked you to defend New York and only

760
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 4: brought up subway rats and the garbage smell, the piss

761
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 4: smell in the summer, and the way people speak to

762
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 4: each other, and the way there will be a literal

763
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 4: dying homeless person on a sidewalk and you'll watch a

764
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 4: hundred people just step over them and not even recognize

765
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 4: that they exist. If someone said that's all of New York,

766
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 4: you'd say, no, there's one hundred. There's like there's that,

767
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 4: there's like ninety nine percent of the other parts of

768
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 4: New York that are beautiful Jersey.

769
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: I would say that they were not wrong. I'm say it,

770
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:17,439
Speaker 1: They're wrong.

771
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 4: Listen, the mafia is very real in New Jersey. The

772
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 4: guidos very real. Driving terrifying here, but all the stuff

773
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 4: that's right underneath. Can I let me I'm gonna put

774
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 4: something in here that might change your perspective. Okay, So

775
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 4: I don't want to say this out loud because it

776
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 4: could be a little too identifying as to where I

777
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 4: actually live.

778
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: Oh, we don't want to do that.

779
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 4: Can I type something?

780
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: Because our fans are crazy? You don't need that?

781
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 4: Can I tie something in the private chat?

782
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:45,399
Speaker 3: Though?

783
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you something now that when I like,

784
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 4: I drove to Little Field for a show a few

785
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 4: weeks ago, and it took me a little over an hour.

786
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 4: When I lived in Jackson Heights to get to the Little

787
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 4: Field would probably take me about forty minutes, and now

788
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,919
Speaker 4: I live about twenty minutes further away. But I'm gonna

789
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 4: type you something in the chat.

790
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: I'm really excited to see what it is.

791
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm like, what's gonna be in the chat? Also,

792
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 2: if people were like New York is pee and rats

793
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 2: and garbage and blah blah blah, I would say, yeah,

794
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: it's those things, but also one of the greatest cities

795
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 2: in the world.

796
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,959
Speaker 1: People want to live here.

797
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 2: Don't nobody want to move to New Jersey except for

798
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 2: the people who can't afford to live.

799
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: In New York.

800
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 4: Okay, I just typed something in the chat about where

801
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 4: and now, like I said, it has a geographic feature

802
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 4: that I'd rather not share because it could identify where

803
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 4: I live.

804
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: But well, that will work. Well, what you said in

805
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 1: the chat means that we're coming to your house, Chris,

806
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 1: coming to your house.

807
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 4: First of all, anytime, legitimately, anytime. It's an the train

808
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 4: rides about an hour. I'll pick you up at the.

809
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 2: Chow oh an hour from pastation from Penn Station. That

810
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 2: means got to get to Penn Station.

811
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 4: And for what I typed in the chat, that's not

812
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 4: worth it.

813
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 1: Nah, Well you know, I mean we Marie lives I

814
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe thirty minutes away from me, and I

815
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: bet we barely want to go to each other's home.

816
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 2: Wow, this is a little bit, but that's a thirty

817
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 2: minute Uber ride. Now, me and Sydney are like, I

818
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 2: don't even know how long the train would take it

819
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 2: if I took a train, probably like fifty minutes.

820
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 4: What do I have to do to convince you to

821
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 4: just come spend a day in New Jersey?

822
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: What do you have to eat at your house. That's

823
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: good to talk about the math.

824
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, talk to us about the porch. Is it a

825
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 2: wrap around situation?

826
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 4: I don't have a porch. I have a patio with

827
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 4: a natural natural gas grill. Hmm. I have a yard. Okay,

828
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 4: I have the aforementioned feature that is in the chat,

829
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 4: which I am willing to say we're talking about. We're

830
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 4: talking about a low commitment ability to swim and get

831
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 4: back to my house.

832
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmm.

833
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 2: Okay, but what have What are you feeding us? If

834
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: me and Sydney and Andrew airplus one?

835
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 4: And what am I cooking?

836
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: Yeah? What are we gonna eat?

837
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 4: We'll do We'll go throw whatever you want on the grill.

838
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 4: I got the grill. I grill all the time. I

839
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 4: got not one, but two sets of grilling implements.

840
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: Here, two sets of grilling.

841
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 4: Grill spatul the things to flip this stuff, drill tools,

842
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 4: grill tensils, grill. I got a patio, I have it

843
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 4: has it has a table with a big yellow umbrella.

844
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: Did you just try to swoon us with a table yellow?

845
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 4: Describe the porch? I thought you wanted to be specific.

846
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 4: Six chairs.

847
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you think basic bitches because I am basic,

848
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 1: but you can't. You can't get me with a table.

849
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 2: I was, but then you said yeow, umbrella, and I

850
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 2: was back.

851
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,439
Speaker 4: This is my a great fear. It is my great

852
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 4: fear I've lost since it was. The day Snapchat came

853
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,919
Speaker 4: out was when I realized I have now lost touch

854
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 4: with anything cool or appealing in any way. That's what

855
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 4: I understood. I thought the table was really gonna sell

856
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 4: the sizzle. I was like, we're really close on this,

857
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 4: We're really close on this. I almost have them convinced

858
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 4: to come take the trip. I think I'm gonna mention

859
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 4: the fact that I own a table and that's what's

860
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 4: gonna get this thing over the finish line, I was bod.

861
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 1: So who I mean?

862
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 2: I know your crew is your family, Yeah, but like

863
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 2: who do you hang out with?

864
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 4: Do you hang out in terms of comedians, like.

865
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Speaker 2: Who's coming to the house to see you? Are you

866
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 2: coming into this city to hang out with anybody?

867
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 4: The one this side, the one comedian who has come

868
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 4: out a number of times is Carmen, the afore mentioned Carmen.

869
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Speaker 1: Christopher Chris a good friend.

870
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 4: Carmen's one of my really good friends. He's one of

871
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 4: the only I don't who wants to get into this

872
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 4: because who cares. But I've kind of learned more and

873
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 4: more of that. I think I'm a pretty big community guy,

874
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:07,760
Speaker 4: but I've learned that, like I shouldn't be as trusting

875
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 4: of as many people as I am. Cartmon's come on.

876
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 1: Let's talk shit. Let's talk shit. Let's go.

877
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 4: It's that people talk shit about me, and it's people

878
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 4: I've never.

879
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: Really I've never I've never heard anybody say anything bad

880
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,879
Speaker 1: about you. Chris was ever for a long time.

881
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 4: That's how I felt like people were just like he's

882
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 4: kind of a weird dude, and a lot of the

883
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 4: stuff he's done is weird, but like he made it happen,

884
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 4: and you can't argue with him, like when he made

885
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 4: his shit happen, He's tried to help other people on

886
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 4: all this shit.

887
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 1: But weird, weird is cool.

888
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, weird.

889
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 1: I like that.

890
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I did stuff the right way for

891
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 4: a long time. But yeah, in the past year or so,

892
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 4: in the past year or so, a couple of people

893
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 4: have taken some pot shots. And I think it's people

894
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 4: who think I'm like emo or soft or whatever, and.

895
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 2: I'm like you out on a blue shirt right now.

896
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't see a smuch of mask in the eyes.

897
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 1: Yeah I would. Who is this? Who's this? What you

898
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: put the person in the chat? I'll fuck them up

899
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: for my man.

900
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 4: Oh, there's no need. I can fight my own battles.

901
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 4: I can fight my own battles, like.

902
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 2: Chris, have you ever been in a fight?

903
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 4: Oh, I've been. People are surprised I've been. When growing up,

904
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 4: I was in a lot of fights, I can say.

905
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 4: I can tell you a lot of fist fights, and

906
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 4: not always just like another kid, like not like oh

907
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 4: a kid on the playground and you had a pushing match.

908
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 4: Like there was the the the area where I grew

909
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 4: up during the time I grew up there, it kind

910
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 4: of fell into a pretty the town's bounced back. It's

911
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 4: really nice to see. But it was always always kind

912
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 4: of a tough town in a certain sense, with the

913
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 4: neighborhood I was in. And yeah, I was in a

914
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 4: bunch of fights. I was in a bunch of fights.

915
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 4: I just when I moved back home, I reconnected with

916
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 4: some high school friends and.

917
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 2: You guys that all fought each other, and you were like, ah,

918
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 2: that's how we know each other.

919
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 4: The fight that I had this one friend from my

920
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,839
Speaker 4: neighborhood who came by and we all got to talking

921
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 4: about how it was fucked up our high school experience.

922
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 4: It was. It was pretty fucked up, actually, And and

923
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 4: my buddy goes, a lot of these were kids who

924
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 4: just went to high school with They were from other

925
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 4: parts of town. But the kid from my neighborhood was like,

926
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 4: you didn't go to our fucking middle school because our

927
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 4: middle school was like the two or three worst neighborhoods

928
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 4: all in the one spot.

929
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh my god, did you go to

930
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: east Side High?

931
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 2: From me?

932
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 4: On me Thomas Edison Middle School? It was not Eastside High.

933
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,879
Speaker 4: I'm not going to make that claim. But this one

934
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 4: guy goes, when we were in eighth grade, he's like,

935
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 4: I watched Chris get in a fight. And I've to

936
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 4: this day never seen someone lose control of their mental

937
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 4: faculties more than I did that watching him in that.

938
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 4: He watched me lose my mind in a fight. He

939
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 4: watched me actually go insane. And yeah, so I've been

940
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 4: in some fights. And this friend of mine from high

941
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 4: school is like, yeah, it was it was not pleasant,

942
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 4: and I watched you go completely fucking ape shit. It

943
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,720
Speaker 4: was bad. It was bad. So yeah, I hope that means.

944
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: You won that one.

945
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 4: I did win. I lost more fights. I was in

946
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 4: a number of fights. I lost more than I won.

947
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 4: I was a small kid, but that one, that one,

948
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 4: it was this kid who'd been causing trouble for a

949
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 4: while and I said enough was enough. And my older

950
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 4: I was in a situation too where my older brother

951
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 4: got he got bullied pretty horrifically. So I was a

952
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 4: few years younger than him and I saw that and

953
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 4: I was like, I can't let that happen. So I

954
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 4: was a fighter. I was mostly like, let's get it

955
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 4: over with. And that fight I did. I did put

956
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 4: a guy down in that fight. That's the only thing

957
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 4: I got down. That's the only time I can remember

958
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 4: walking away from a fight where the person I was

959
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 4: in the fight with was laying on the ground. That's

960
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 4: the only time. More often than not, I got the

961
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 4: worst end of it. I'm not gonna lie about that,

962
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 4: but that was he saw the one where a guy

963
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 4: was laying on the ground as I walked away, which

964
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,879
Speaker 4: felt felt good. And that kid did he deserved that.

965
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 4: And I'm not trying to sit here and sounds like

966
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 4: I'm tougher than I am. But yeah, I've been in

967
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 4: some fights.

968
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 2: Now, Andrew, you're from Jersey too, Yes, I am whereabout.

969
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: It just took us an hour to know that I've.

970
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 3: Been sitting on this. Yeah, I am from the Cherry Hill.

971
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 4: Are So you're from South Jersey. Yes, I'm from West Orange,

972
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 4: which I wonder if you've heard of the Oranges and

973
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 4: you can say, yeah, they have a strange reputation a

974
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:28,720
Speaker 4: little bit.

975
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 3: No, I I haven't. I mean I'm really close by

976
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 3: the the I believe Camden, New Jersey is still like

977
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,720
Speaker 3: the crime capital of America.

978
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 4: It is one of them. Yeah, Cherry Hill has too

979
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 4: many high schools. That's the thing about Cherry Hill, too

980
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 4: many high school And.

981
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 3: No, you know I haven't. I mean, like last week

982
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 3: I was telling how saying I've never stolen anything. So

983
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 3: it's definitely off the record. Yeah, but like a lot

984
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 3: of very Italian classmates, you know.

985
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 2: Snooky's down here.

986
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, Well, I think, well Snookie is I think north.

987
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 4: But I think she's not not even from Jersey. I

988
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 4: think she's from upstate New York.

989
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 2: Really.

990
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Vinnie, I know Vinnie's from Staten Island. I don't.

991
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 4: I don't think more than two or three of them

992
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 4: are from Jersey. But I'm not gonna lie. The Jersey

993
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 4: guidos are real. But it's funny. That's funny. That's funny

994
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 4: to go out and see the guidos. It's fucking funny.

995
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: He said. She's not laughing, she's not amused. I'm not

996
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 1: into it. I mean I've gone down to like many

997
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: of parties, like you know, the club the house music

998
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:42,479
Speaker 1: and techno, and they're a lot.

999
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 4: They're down on the Jersey Shore.

1000
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, those clubs, Yeah, those DJs.

1001
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 4: And those are those are bad places if you go.

1002
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: To they're not They're not bad place. Like the music

1003
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: is good. I want to be there. I just those people.

1004
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 1: I wish they were like they have at their own section.

1005
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: That's what.

1006
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 4: But you're you're going to Jersey short clubs and getting

1007
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 4: mad guidos are there.

1008
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: That's not fair, right, Sidney. You that's your state of

1009
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 1: New York.

1010
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 2: To cross that bridge into New Jersey and you're mad

1011
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: at the guidos.

1012
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 4: That's like going into an aquarium and someone being like

1013
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 4: how I was, and too many fish, like you went

1014
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 4: to their environment. If You're going to a Jersey short

1015
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 4: club with house music. There's gonna be guidos. There's gonna

1016
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 4: be way too much of that. There's gonna be way

1017
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 4: too much of that.

1018
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Wow, Sydney, I'm judging you a little bit.

1019
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 2: I didn't know I'm going to New Jersey to party.

1020
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 1: Well, this is a long time ago. I used to

1021
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: go to Surf Club and uh, they would they would

1022
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: have a lot of part I mean, girl, I used

1023
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: to do Molly too. You know, Molly will take you

1024
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: places you shouldn't really be in.

1025
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 3: But do you like Atlantic City, Sydney.

1026
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: I've went to Atlantic City as well.

1027
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 4: The city is fucking sad.

1028
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 1: I had that the sand there, the first of all.

1029
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: The boardwalk is shovel the disheveledness of the boardwalk. The

1030
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: sand is just broken up concrete like it's just ashy it.

1031
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: It looks so bad. The water I wouldn't dare step

1032
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: my foot in it, you know, el.

1033
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 2: The jellyfish jump out that water. I went to Atlantic

1034
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 2: City for the first time to do a show like

1035
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 2: two years ago. But having been to Vegas, Atlantic City

1036
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 2: is just a really sad Vegas. Yeah, I love it,

1037
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 2: you said, you love it. I could believe the beach

1038
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 2: is just broken up ground.

1039
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: You're better than that. You're better than that, Chris.

1040
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:45,919
Speaker 4: The last time I was in Atlantic City, I wound

1041
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 4: up there at It was two am on a Sunday

1042
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 4: into Monday night, very empty. But I saw a man

1043
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 4: lose his mind in the poker room and get dragged

1044
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 4: out by security. And he was like literally streaming the words,

1045
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 4: God will smite you. Stop touching, God will smite you.

1046
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 4: He lost his mind. It was incredible.

1047
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 1: He probably lost all his money too, That's why he

1048
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: was yelling.

1049
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's listen. You can you come to New Jersey.

1050
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,280
Speaker 4: You're allowed to make your own mistakes. You want to

1051
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 4: drive your life into the ground, nobody's gonna stop you.

1052
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 2: New Jersey is the mistake, babe, Now that I think

1053
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:25,760
Speaker 2: about it, I dated some people in Jersey. I damn,

1054
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 2: I lost my virginity in New Jersey.

1055
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: What not? Just to New Jersey develop new develop I

1056
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 1: have to ask what town?

1057
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 4: I have to ask what.

1058
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: Well I went to.

1059
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: I went to school and I went to college in

1060
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 2: New Jersey where I went to Seaton Hall. In South you.

1061
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 4: Went to Seaton Hall.

1062
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 5: I'm the biggest fucking Seaton Hall Pirates.

1063
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: Fan there is wow?

1064
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 2: Oh? I mean I went there and I'm not even

1065
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 2: a Pirate fan.

1066
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 5: Did you ever go to Star Tavern to eat pizza

1067
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 5: in Arch?

1068
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. I don't know the

1069
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 2: names of anything.

1070
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 4: Did you just did you commute from the city or did.

1071
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 2: You know I went to school there?

1072
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 4: Did you ever leave? Did you ever walk around?

1073
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 1: Did you go to the town so excited because you lived.

1074
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 5: In the town next to my town and everything I'm referencing.

1075
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 2: You don't know because my memory is is trash. But

1076
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,359
Speaker 2: I had pizza when I was there. I just don't

1077
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 2: know the name of the place. Is that pizza place,

1078
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 2: the one that's near the train station?

1079
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 4: No, No, it's got the best bar pies you've ever

1080
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 4: had in all the seat and all people hang out there.

1081
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 4: What about town Hall Deli? Did you go to town

1082
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 4: Hall Deli get the sloppy.

1083
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 1: Joe's No, I don't think I did that.

1084
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 4: Then what were you doing education, Virginity?

1085
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 2: I was learning how to read and learning how to.

1086
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: Ride a bike.

1087
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,240
Speaker 5: That's astounding to me. We have so much to talk.

1088
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 2: About and we don't get nothing nothing.

1089
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 5: You lived in New Jersey, for four years in the

1090
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 5: town next to mine.

1091
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,240
Speaker 1: And I was miserable for those four years.

1092
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 2: I was like, I got to get out of here.

1093
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: I mean, and it's not as bad as being in Massachusetts.

1094
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Speaker 4: Where did you go to school?

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00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: I went to school in Wooster, Massachusetts. I went to

1096
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,760
Speaker 1: Clark University, and I've recently been running into more Clark

1097
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: people and they're like, how you doing. I'm always like

1098
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: better than you, but yeah, everybody finished school except me,

1099
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: and I feel like we're all on the same level.

1100
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 4: Hun, I'm about to do some shows in Wooster. I

1101
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 4: just sold out two shows there, so I guess I'm big.

1102
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: I sold out sold out.

1103
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 4: It's one hundred seed venue, so I sold two hundred tickets.

1104
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 4: It's not I'm not that's not just it's not Amy

1105
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 4: Schumer numbers. But are playing someplace called Ralph's Rock Diner.

1106
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 4: Do you know Ralph's Rock Diner. It's like a punk bar.

1107
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Okay, listen, Chris, I hope you kill it

1108
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: at Wooster Wooster. Oh, this is great. When are you

1109
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: going like we could promote that?

1110
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 4: It's okay, it's already sold out. Oh, there's other shows

1111
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,839
Speaker 4: that need a lot more help. Austin. If you can

1112
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 4: Austin in august that would be great. Marie. You lived

1113
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,760
Speaker 4: in my neck of the woods. It's the best.

1114
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 2: It was not the best the best college. I didn't

1115
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,879
Speaker 2: have any money, and I was just.

1116
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 4: Why did you go to a college's expensive? To Seaton All?

1117
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 1: Then what called a partial scholarship?

1118
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 4: Are you Catholic? Are you Catholic?

1119
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: No? I'm not.

1120
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 2: Why did you gave me the most money? They gave

1121
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 2: me the most money.

1122
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: That's how it always goes, Chris. It's always about the money.

1123
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 1: That's why I went to Clark.

1124
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 4: I think Marie is mad about New Jersey because you

1125
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 4: had a bad experience with a specific section of your

1126
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 4: life and you're associating it with New Jersey. But it

1127
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,800
Speaker 4: is not actually a reflection of New Jersey culture and

1128
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 4: New Jersey people.

1129
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna let you say that, but everybody

1130
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 2: listening knows that that's not true.

1131
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: I'm waiting, Chris hold on, isn't there like, isn't there

1132
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: a sandwich that's really known for like that's a New

1133
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: Jersey It's like it's like a bacon.

1134
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 4: Egg, Taylor Ham egg and cheese.

1135
00:52:56,480 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: Taylor Ham is good. I will say I love tailor.

1136
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 4: We've got Italian Italian hot dogs. We've got the Essex

1137
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 4: County Sloppy Joe, which is not what you're thinking of.

1138
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 4: We've got the best pizza in the country. And I

1139
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 4: know I'm saying that to to New Yorkers right now.

1140
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 4: New Jersey has the best pizza.

1141
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 2: What was the second thing you said before you said

1142
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 2: the sloppy Joe? What's the Italian hot dog?

1143
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 4: Italian hot dog? It's a Nork style hot dog. It

1144
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 4: was invented at a place called Jimmy Buff's in Nork.

1145
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 4: They're now in West Orange and Kenilworth. It's a deep

1146
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 4: fried hot dog on a potato on a pizza bun,

1147
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 4: which is a specific type of bread from New Jersey.

1148
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 4: And it's deep fried with deep fried peppers, onions, potatoes,

1149
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 4: catch up, mustard, pepper salt on it. It's about as

1150
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 4: big as your head. It'll kill you. It's delicious. Also,

1151
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 4: New Jersey diners are the best. You could go into

1152
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:50,760
Speaker 4: a New Jersey diner at four fifteen in the morning

1153
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 4: and be like, I want s cargo and I want

1154
00:53:53,400 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 4: to You could order lost tails at four am, come

1155
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 4: out fresh and do it. No one knows I'm not

1156
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,720
Speaker 4: saying it's a good idea. I'm saying they'll accomplish the task.

1157
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: If I'm getting snails from a diner, that is a

1158
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:13,800
Speaker 1: that's a cry for help.

1159
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 4: Walk into a diner in New Jersey. You can order

1160
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 4: anything and they will not flinch. They'll find it for you.

1161
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,800
Speaker 4: They have anything, They have anything at any time.

1162
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:30,240
Speaker 1: I'm burgers and breakfast. That's it. It's breaks and breakfast

1163
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: or burgers, that's it.

1164
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 4: You're not wrong, but look at the look at the

1165
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 4: menu of a New Jersey diner and you'll go, this

1166
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 4: is actually insane. Any any diner in New Jersey will

1167
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 4: be like, how can they realistically claim that they have

1168
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 4: all this ship ready to go? Oh, it's eleven pages long.

1169
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:49,800
Speaker 4: It makes it okay.

1170
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 2: So let's talk talking to everybody in the room. What's

1171
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 2: your go to diner dish order? You're at the diner,

1172
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 2: what's the thing that you're going to order?

1173
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 4: First? First, I go breakfast for dinner. That's one of

1174
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 4: the joys of the diner.

1175
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love that.

1176
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 4: If I want to, if I want to spoil myself,

1177
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 4: probably go something. Probably goes cargo French toast with a

1178
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 4: side of some French cuisine, that's right. Or if I

1179
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 4: want to be a little healthier, I go egg white

1180
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 4: alm at spinach fedal, whole we toast and key for me.

1181
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 4: Always at a diner is a vanilla coke. You can

1182
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 4: always get a vanilla coke at.

1183
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: A New Jersey never never had a vanilla coke? Yeah?

1184
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 2: Never, you've had a vanilla coke when?

1185
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 1: Not in the No no, no, not at the diner.

1186
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 4: Not at the put the syrup in where they put

1187
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 4: the syrup in and mix it up there.

1188
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 1: There's no there's no syrup at our diners.

1189
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 3: Yeah no, I'm not aware it. Wait because I do

1190
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 3: like vanilla coke. You get it out of like the

1191
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 3: fridge at the CBS whatever. But to get like you

1192
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 3: put the vanilla they literally.

1193
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 4: And you're a Jersey guy, you have to know this.

1194
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 3: Did you go I'm telling you you go to boarding.

1195
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 4: School that a state or something like that.

1196
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 2: Look at Chris, No, I mean you're getting an egg cream.

1197
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 4: You can always get.

1198
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: But what is an egg cream? They like whip the

1199
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: whites and you got a drink it or something.

1200
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,720
Speaker 4: It doesn't have eggs in it. It's milk, chocolate syrup

1201
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 4: and seltzer and I think maybe it used to have

1202
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,919
Speaker 4: egg whites in it, but now it doesn't. It's a yeah,

1203
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,880
Speaker 4: it's like a chocolate milky chocolate seltzer. It's delicious. You

1204
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,919
Speaker 4: can always get that. You can always get a black

1205
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 4: and white, even if it's not on the men. You

1206
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:27,760
Speaker 4: can always get a black and white milkshake.

1207
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 1: What's a black and white?

1208
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 5: Oh?

1209
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: Just you chocolate and vanilla?

1210
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 2: No, yeah, that has the.

1211
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:31,919
Speaker 1: Cookies in it.

1212
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 4: No, that's the cookies and cream milkshake.

1213
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: Wrong.

1214
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 4: Everybody we grew up in New Jersey know it's the

1215
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 4: black and white shake. Is vanilla ice cream with chocolate

1216
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 4: syrup mixed in.

1217
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: We know nothing, We know nothing.

1218
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,719
Speaker 2: We go on the diner, We're like, what's that?

1219
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 4: I gotta bring a New Jersey diner. That might be

1220
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 4: the key. This is clearly the thing where I've caught

1221
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 4: the most traction about potentially convincing you of the value

1222
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 4: in New Jersey.

1223
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: I think we might have to do a field trip.

1224
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 1: We might have to do like a field piece us

1225
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 1: visiting Chris in New Jersey.

1226
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 4: You know that I make no one talks to me.

1227
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 4: The people you think are my best friends in comedy,

1228
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 4: I never hear from.

1229
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 1: These people because you have a kid and a wife.

1230
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,359
Speaker 2: But even before But I think, I think, but when

1231
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 2: someone has a child, I just.

1232
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 4: Assume they're dead.

1233
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 2: They're well basically, but also they got more important things

1234
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 2: to do than run the streets with my single board ass.

1235
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I just the people with

1236
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 2: the kids are not the people I'm reaching out to.

1237
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: First.

1238
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 2: I'm messaging that my like my my, don't have to

1239
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 2: be home for several days in a row.

1240
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,959
Speaker 4: Frame I miss it.

1241
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 2: I miss you know, a pack a light bag.

1242
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 4: Do you guys know? Two nights ago, I was at

1243
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 4: my yard all night trying to dig up bamboo roots, and.

1244
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: That was that was you're hurting me.

1245
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 4: Three nights ago, I was really really excited and I

1246
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 4: did my fun thing for the week, which was that

1247
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 4: I spread insect and grub control on my lawn.

1248
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 2: Hold on, you do one fun thing for the week.

1249
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 4: And it was spread insect and grub control. And you guys,

1250
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 4: you're still hosting the show at the knit right, Yeah,

1251
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 4: the coolest.

1252
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 2: You won't come to the NIT and talk about it.

1253
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 4: It's the coolest. Do you know if I talked about

1254
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:19,600
Speaker 4: my real life and the nitch, if I did a

1255
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 4: set that was just all this. Actually remember life. People

1256
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 4: would think I was doing like an Andy Kaufman character

1257
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 4: about a boring man. That's where my life is at

1258
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 4: the Knit. By the way, Will Miles can vouch me. Will.

1259
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 4: There's a dude who Will and Will Will Miles and

1260
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 4: I clicked immediately. Will Miles is one of the only

1261
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 4: comedians where the day I met him, I was like, Oh,

1262
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 4: I like him and I trust him.

1263
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: He's a good man.

1264
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 4: You can instantly tell that's a good person. Will continue.

1265
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: You can see him on the south Side.

1266
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 4: I once did the Knit when Will and Kenny and

1267
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 4: Clark were roasting and probably the cent I would say,

1268
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 4: honestly top five moments of my entire comedy career twenty

1269
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 4: one years doing comedy. I had a joke where I

1270
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 4: talked about eating butt, and I talked about eating someone's butt,

1271
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 4: and a guy at the Knit in the front row

1272
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 4: stood up, yelled the words my man and gave me five,

1273
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 4: like reached out and fucking gave me my man. He

1274
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 4: was like, my man and gave me five while I

1275
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 4: talked about eating ass. And it was the best. And

1276
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 4: if I did the Knit now, it would I literally

1277
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:27,040
Speaker 4: have a four and a half minute long joke about

1278
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 4: eating as no about lawn care Marie, about the type

1279
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 4: of grass seed blend that you.

1280
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 2: Know, Chris, I was going to offer you a date

1281
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 2: for the knit but I don't know.

1282
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris, Chris sennus a tape.

1283
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 4: I'll tape. I'll tape myself up in Wooster to see

1284
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 4: if I could cut it in the big city anymore.

1285
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chris, this is you know. It's first.

1286
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:04,919
Speaker 1: I was, well, you know, no, you're not. I've seen you.

1287
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: I've seen you, wild and wacky, crazy kids. You you have.

1288
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 1: You're a trailblazer. You're you are like the king of

1289
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 1: the alt scene. You did a lot of great work.

1290
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 4: I was for a long time. I was for a

1291
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 4: long time king of the scene. I think, I mean,

1292
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 4: I think it was. There were certainly people before me,

1293
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 4: and there's certainly people after me who I think have

1294
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 4: have crushed it. But I do think there was a

1295
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 4: couple of years there where I kept it alive, and

1296
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 4: I am pretty proud of that. I think I should

1297
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 4: be proud of that.

1298
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: I think I should be proud.

1299
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 4: I think in the post Eugene Merman, pre Joe Firestone gap,

1300
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 4: I kind of helped a lot of the young weirdos

1301
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 4: have a place to go.

1302
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: She just did the podcast. She's so cool.

1303
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 4: I haven't heard from Joe in years.

1304
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: I FaceTime with her last week. It was really really nice.

1305
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,040
Speaker 2: How was the health looking in the background.

1306
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: Oh, she didn't. She didn't show me that. She didn't

1307
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: show me the house show.

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Speaker 4: And I used to be but now I'm old and

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01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 4: I'm laying and everybody thinks I'm dead because I have

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Speaker 4: a kid. And yeah, more kids are well, one and done,

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01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 4: one and done. Let's get one. Let's get one right,

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01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 4: Yeah with someone. I'm like, if I can get one

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01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 4: kid healthy and happy, let's not tempt fait. And my

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01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 4: kid is. He's very cute. He's very cute and very nice.

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Speaker 1: Wait can you show us that drop the drop the

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01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: picture in the chat?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Let me where's my phone? My phone's over there.

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Speaker 4: Hold on one second.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to see the kid. Honestly, you in

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01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,919
Speaker 1: the house. You could have just went and got the baby. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where's the kid? This is the spare bedroom. Okay, you

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01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: know he's got several home like rooms. You don't live

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Speaker 1: in New Jersey and only have two rooms. That's weird.

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Speaker 4: The house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a home.

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01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 4: I have a three bedroom house.

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Speaker 2: You heard us.

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01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 1: They need three bedrooms, just so there's an upstairs and downstairs.

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Speaker 4: There's a little I'm in the upstairs room. The upstairs

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Speaker 4: is just the one spare bedroom. Okay, yeah, let me

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01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 4: let me find something cute my kid.

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Speaker 1: Did for you. How many bedrooms do you think it

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01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: is enough? Bedroom? Sidney? Three? How many what bedroom?

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01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 4: How many?

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01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 1: How many bedrooms is in a bedroom?

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01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 4: Oh?

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01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 1: Oh, he's cute. I think do you think I'm like,

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01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: why you didn't even bring him? You should have brought him, Chris.

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01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 1: I think I think three to four rooms are enough,

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01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:30,080
Speaker 1: because like you got a guest room, you got an

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01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 1: office or a gym.

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01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 2: You have a room a gym.

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01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:39,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta have a little Sydney. I'm tired. I'm

1344
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 1: not doing this with you on this Wednesday. That will

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01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 1: be Friday when this comes out. I'm not doing this

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01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: with you.

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01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 4: Okay.

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01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 2: Well, she walked in New Orleans and now she wants

1349
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 2: a gym in her house. She's gonna drape clothes and

1350
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:52,480
Speaker 2: wigs on.

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01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 4: Do you think you'll move out of New York City?

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01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 4: I guess that's a question.

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01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 2: I think that I would like to have a home

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01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 2: in a place that's not New York City. But I

1355
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 2: think that I would always want to have a place here.

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01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm always gonna come back here.

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01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 2: In my family, all of my family is in New York. Yeah,

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01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 2: you know, if I was on my like, if I

1359
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 2: if all goes according to plan, I'll have like a

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01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 2: house in like Europe or something.

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01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Marie, I would love that. Oh I

1362
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,959
Speaker 1: would me and my me and my family come and visit.

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01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 1: We're visiting Auntie Marie. She doesn't live in she doesn't

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01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 1: live in the States.

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01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, I'm not gonna have enough bedroom for the

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01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 2: kids because one of my rooms is going to be

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01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 2: a gym.

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01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 1: So you have New York. Oh my god.

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01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 4: I just dropped a picture of me and my kids

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01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 4: sitting on some steps in the suburbs.

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01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 1: Just everybody knows, amazing.

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Speaker 2: Is there anything that we need to know about New Jersey?

1373
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 2: Is there anything we need to know about being a dad?

1374
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,439
Speaker 2: Is there anything that you feel like you need a lead?

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01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 1: Well?

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01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 4: First thing I feel like I want to say, is

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01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 4: I failed.

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01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: Chris very cute? Right? Oh my gosh, he's really Chris, Chris,

1379
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:18,439
Speaker 1: you got some knees on you man, I was got

1380
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 1: some chaovs too, Well, why are you and your son

1381
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 1: socially distancing on the stand.

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01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 4: He's not a fan, he's not a fan. He tries

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01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:31,320
Speaker 4: to keep his distance. I feel like I failed clearally.

1384
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 4: I feel like you were not convinced on New Jersey

1385
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 4: from the start. I feel like you're maybe less convinced

1386
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 4: after my arguments. I feel like we found out that

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01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,959
Speaker 4: Murdy you lived in the exact area I was trying

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01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,840
Speaker 4: to defend for four years. That would have been that

1389
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 4: would have been good for me.

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01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,760
Speaker 1: At the time, I was I wasn't gonna say anything,

1391
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 1: and then I was like, I should say so.

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01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 4: A little bit of a sneak attack.

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01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: It was. It was actually the rudest thing she's done

1394
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,160
Speaker 1: on the spot because.

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01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 2: I was sitting here and I was like, I banged

1396
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 2: that dude in New Jersey. But then I'm saying that

1397
01:04:58,920 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 2: dude and he.

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01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 4: Was like yeah, And was he a Jersey Was he

1399
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 4: a Jersey person or did it just happen in New Jersey.

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01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 2: He was from Trinidad, but he lived in Jersey and

1401
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:09,680
Speaker 2: it happened.

1402
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 4: So you found love in Jersey.

1403
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 2: I did not. If I love it.

1404
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 4: Sounds like you found love.

1405
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I found sex in a hopeless place. Yeah,

1406
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:23,800
Speaker 2: very and it was fine.

1407
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 1: Worried about my friend? Fine is the right. I never

1408
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,520
Speaker 1: I never want that to happen for her. She deserves better.

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01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:30,320
Speaker 2: Mm hmmmmm.

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01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,959
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean I feel like Jersey is the best.

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01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,320
Speaker 4: But I think I've actually been a very bad ambassador

1412
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:38,600
Speaker 4: today and not convinced anybody. And in fact, I feel

1413
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 4: like actually people are are convinced even more that it's

1414
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 4: a bad place. So my bad.

1415
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 2: No, No, you've not me interested in maybe going to

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01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 2: a Jersey diner for sure.

1417
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: And to hang out. I would love some Taylor Ham.

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01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,440
Speaker 4: You come out. I'll take you to a good diner.

1419
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 4: I'll show you some places that are beautiful, like nature

1420
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 4: and beauty where you go. I actually can't believe that

1421
01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 4: how close this is to New York City and no

1422
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 4: one knows about it.

1423
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: No, they probably know. They're just like I'm all set

1424
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,800
Speaker 1: on Jersey, like I can't use my Metro card on

1425
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:13,680
Speaker 1: the Jersey transit.

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01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll do lunch at the diner. I'll show you

1427
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 4: some things around the state. We'll get some dinner at my.

1428
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:22,920
Speaker 1: House, grill some s cargo for a what do you like?

1429
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 4: What should I throw on the grill? I like burgers,

1430
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 4: you go, I'm a vegetarian. I do the beyond burgers,

1431
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,360
Speaker 4: but I'll throw some real burgers on there if.

1432
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:35,080
Speaker 1: You want city face beyond burgers.

1433
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 2: I've had impossible burgers before and those were good, but

1434
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 2: they're also very salty.

1435
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: Yet they I heard they recalled the impossible burgers.

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01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:48,720
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, I should have known that I eat those frequently. Yo.

1437
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,160
Speaker 2: So you're vegetarian, so there's not gonna be you know,

1438
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 2: it's not gonna be no like trimp or.

1439
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:57,040
Speaker 4: Have your tails on the grid. I feel like I

1440
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 4: was supposed to defend New Jersey and then I feel

1441
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 4: like all I did was make New Jersey look bad.

1442
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 4: And then also really come to grips with the fact

1443
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:10,040
Speaker 4: that I am lame. I am lame. I'm lame.

1444
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 1: Now I'm no, You're not lame.

1445
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:14,160
Speaker 4: I'm like an old I'm an old, lame vegetarian who

1446
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 4: doesn't do even cooling this.

1447
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 1: Don't do that. We First of all, you have to

1448
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:22,080
Speaker 1: stay strong for the community. There are people out there

1449
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 1: that that relate to you. Stop calling yourself old. You're great, Chris.

1450
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:31,360
Speaker 1: You you help so many people in your lane.

1451
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 2: I mean you did graduate in nineteen ninety six.

1452
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 4: Now, I graduated in nineteen ninety eight, ohnety.

1453
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 1: Okay before the towers.

1454
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 4: Okay, So I was in college for the towers. This

1455
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,000
Speaker 4: is true. I was a senior in college when the

1456
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 4: towers fell.

1457
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:45,560
Speaker 1: A senior.

1458
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 4: Yeah. Wait, what grade were you in?

1459
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 1: I was in middle school?

1460
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:54,120
Speaker 4: God damn it, goddamn.

1461
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 1: Skirt scream But it's screaming. It's fine, It's fine.

1462
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 4: Damn it.

1463
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 2: You know it's not about me, It's about towers and stuff.

1464
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:06,280
Speaker 2: So does anybody else have any questions for Chris before

1465
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 2: we go?

1466
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:11,120
Speaker 1: Surely don't. This has been a fabulous, good old time

1467
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 1: about a place that I don't really want to go to,

1468
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:15,880
Speaker 1: but I wanted to get to know you more, Chris,

1469
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 1: and I think we accomplished that.

1470
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I've always I'll say this too, when when

1471
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:30,000
Speaker 4: like Carmen told me how great you were Sydney Marie,

1472
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:32,840
Speaker 4: I saw you do that show, and also knowing that

1473
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 4: you've held down the knitting factory of your song, which

1474
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:37,040
Speaker 4: I think is one of the longest running best shows

1475
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 4: in the city, I always felt I always felt very,

1476
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:42,880
Speaker 4: very lucky for the New York comedy scene that that

1477
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,559
Speaker 4: you're both around. And I'm not saying that to butter

1478
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:47,480
Speaker 4: you up. I'm saying that because it's true.

1479
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,600
Speaker 1: Thank you for putting a good word out there for

1480
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 1: the chris Is out there that we hate. We love

1481
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 1: that you.

1482
01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 4: What did they do?

1483
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:01,600
Speaker 2: They know what they did, They know what.

1484
01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 1: They don't need to say what they did. They know.

1485
01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:08,000
Speaker 1: That's it and that's on period, period, and that's on

1486
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 1: Taylor Ham. Chris, where can people follow you? What's up

1487
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:14,880
Speaker 1: with your podcast? Oh, glug plug plug?

1488
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 4: I got the beautiful anonymous podcast of interest to anybody

1489
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 4: who's convinced in New Jersey. I do have a new

1490
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:22,600
Speaker 4: podcast with my high school friends called New Jersey is

1491
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 4: the World. I got a new special it's called Half

1492
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 4: My Life. You can download that at Amazon and iTunes

1493
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 4: and all those places. And gorgeous. I'm out on the

1494
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:34,519
Speaker 4: road Chris Gath dot com. Austin needs help not selling

1495
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,960
Speaker 4: many tickets in Austin. And I crushed in Austin last

1496
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 4: time I did it.

1497
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:41,000
Speaker 2: So it's on Austin, Austin, don't the baby. And I

1498
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,800
Speaker 2: know y'all are listening from Austin because y'all be in

1499
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 2: my rooms.

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01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:46,559
Speaker 1: Truly, and y'all ask us to come down there. So Chris,

1501
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:47,960
Speaker 1: you should have had us open for you.

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01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:58,280
Speaker 4: Oh your rate is, I'll be opening, tell me, tell me,

1503
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:00,360
Speaker 4: I'll carry your bags. When do you need somebody to

1504
01:10:00,439 --> 01:10:02,040
Speaker 4: carry your bags? That's what I've asked.

1505
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:04,560
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, Chris, all you got to do is

1506
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,160
Speaker 1: bring them calves and them knees and we're there.

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01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,600
Speaker 1: Well, thank you on flatter, thank you so much for

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01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 1: doing the pod.

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01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:14,879
Speaker 2: We you know, we do this every week and sometimes

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01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:20,000
Speaker 2: the episodes are listeners, and sometimes they're friends, and sometimes

1512
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 2: there are people that we've done comedy with and we

1513
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,639
Speaker 2: want to know more about and see their house via zoom.

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01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 2: So appreciate your friend.

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01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:32,959
Speaker 1: Yes, make sure you rate a review, leave nice comments,

1516
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:39,000
Speaker 1: leave nice comments. I'm not asking for much. Oh yeah,

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01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,280
Speaker 1: and follow us, follow us if you're not following us

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01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 1: that if you're not following us, I can't even say following. Okay,

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01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:53,040
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01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:05,360
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