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Speaker 1: When it's time for a couple to have a quiet

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Speaker 1: weekend away and the husband goes through the trouble of

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Speaker 1: booking an airbnb in a small town. Wow, it could

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Speaker 1: be super romantic, yes, or it could be creepy.

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Speaker 2: Af Oh why.

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Speaker 1: At least that's what we attempt to do when we

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Speaker 1: tell him over the phone that we are excited to

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Speaker 1: have him stay at the rental house along with many

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Speaker 1: other tiny surprise guests.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that.

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Speaker 1: Him and his wife are going to be rooming with.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're going to hear.

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Speaker 3: It in your phone.

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Speaker 1: Tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Matthew?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is him.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm Rita. You are going to be staying in

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Speaker 2: my airbnb this weekend.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, that's right. Hey, uh yeah I me and

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Speaker 3: my wife are super soaked for the trip. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was just calling about my list. There was

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Speaker 2: a tiny error in it.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, what was that?

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Speaker 4: Well under amenities it should have said free WiFi, but

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Speaker 4: it says free wife.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I didn't want you getting any ideas.

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Speaker 3: Oh so the fi isn't included?

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Speaker 2: No, no, the WiFi is there? Just no wife? Get it?

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Speaker 2: You bring your own?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's that's funny. I get what you're saying now.

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Speaker 2: Good Okay. I did have one other note. It is

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Speaker 2: just going to be such an exciting weekend for you.

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Speaker 4: The town is putting on our annual historic Doll Festival.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, and what is that?

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Speaker 2: You are in for a treat.

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Speaker 4: It is a big deal around here, and to celebrate,

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Speaker 4: I've decorated all the rooms with antique porcelain dolls.

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Speaker 2: What summer old.

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Speaker 4: Some are a little broken, maybe missing teeth, but you know,

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Speaker 4: just really beautiful in their own special way.

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Speaker 3: So what do you mean they're like a bunch of dolls?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: I actually have some of the oldest ones in town,

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Speaker 2: and they have amazing history.

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Speaker 4: There's a few from families who mysteriously went missing in

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Speaker 4: the nineteen twenties.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that meat?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean missing?

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Speaker 2: Oh well, you can read up on that when you

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Speaker 2: get here. Oh you know, normally I don't have these out.

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Speaker 2: I usually keep them locked away in the cellar.

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Speaker 3: I'm just curious. How many dolls are we talking about.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, roughly eighty and ninety.

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Speaker 4: I mean they'll be everywhere, why kitchen, dining room, hiding

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Speaker 4: behind the shower, curtain in the bathroom. You just never know.

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Speaker 2: They're so fun.

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Speaker 3: Can I just say something real quick, well in.

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Speaker 4: A minute, because one wants to say hi to you

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Speaker 4: right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? No, thank you? Whoa? What the hell is that?

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Speaker 2: That's enough? You saved that conversation for later.

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Speaker 3: That's a doll making that noise.

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Speaker 4: They're just very chatty, you know. Sometimes they go off

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Speaker 4: all by themselves.

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Speaker 3: No, hell no, you.

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Speaker 2: Gotta meet Hilda though she is a chatty Kathy.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not doing this. What is no way you're

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Speaker 3: telling me? You have like eighty of these around the

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Speaker 3: entire house.

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Speaker 4: Oh, she has a button on her back. Some say

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Speaker 4: it's a stab wound, but I don't know. I mean,

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Speaker 4: what child would stab a doll? Right?

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Speaker 3: You know why didn't you mention this on the Airbnb

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Speaker 3: in the listing? It wasn't I didn't see it anywhere.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't listed. It didn't say anything about your creepy dolls.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm That's what I'm calling you for. Silly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I don't want to be part of this. Like,

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Speaker 3: I'm not doing this. Me and my wife are not

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Speaker 3: going to your Airbnb. We're done. You can councel the

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Speaker 3: entire thing.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, it's gonna be news to your wife because

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Speaker 4: she said that she was real excited to meet my

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Speaker 4: little ladies.

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Speaker 3: My wife didn't even have any idea. You never even

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Speaker 3: talked to my wife.

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Speaker 4: Oh. I definitely talked to your wife. I talked to

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Speaker 4: her hill to talk to her.

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Speaker 3: No, no one talked to her. I made the booking.

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Speaker 2: Even our producer talked to her.

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Speaker 4: Because she's the one that set you up for a

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Speaker 4: prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: What what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: This is actually brug from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: What is this super real?

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Speaker 4: No, the dolls aren't real. Your wife justicas set you up.

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Speaker 4: She said, you two have been looking forward to like

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Speaker 4: your getaway. Oh, she wanted to creep you out.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm actually afraid of dolls, Like you

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Speaker 3: really got me there. Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: You know you could take subl home. It'll be like

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Speaker 2: a little love keepsake for your weekend.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 2: I mean kidding, she's gonna go anyway. You can't get

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Speaker 2: rid of that.

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Speaker 4: One wake up Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 4: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,