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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us time and a

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Speaker 2: in style. We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine? Now? Porn? Do you

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Speaker 2: need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you

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Speaker 2: need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you

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Speaker 2: need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 1: to ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgaret. I

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Speaker 3: almost forgot the name of our podcast.

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Speaker 1: There was that that's weird, weird.

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Speaker 3: I've been doing so many podcasts lately, I forgot what

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Speaker 3: my own was called.

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Speaker 2: Have you been so busy?

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Speaker 3: Uh no, no, no, I haven't been doing many podcasts.

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Speaker 1: That was just an excuse I made up for the unexplained.

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Speaker 4: I just I watched those excuses where you can look

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Speaker 4: them up on the internet, because then you're just going

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Speaker 4: to get what they call ethard if you do that,

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Speaker 4: it's so provable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I know you're done for.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, people are going to be like, you know what

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Speaker 3: I've actually not heard you on any podcasts, and I

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Speaker 3: have the Google to prove it.

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Speaker 2: I looked it up. No, you haven't. Have you been

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Speaker 2: playing golf?

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Speaker 1: I played yesterday.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting ready for a tournament, so I have to

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Speaker 3: not Yeah, in Montana, just me and some comics and

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Speaker 3: then some old NFL players for the Big Brothers and sisters.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I think you've done this before. You've told some

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Speaker 4: anecdotes from those Yes, yes, and so wonderful.

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Speaker 3: I played yesterday with these two fun eighty year old

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Speaker 3: I can see far, but I can't see close up.

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Speaker 3: I had to get glasses. It just happened one day

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Speaker 1: That's the best glass eye.

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Speaker 3: Then I just kept complimenting his glass eye because it

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Speaker 2: Noticeable, not noticeable at all.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, unless he cartoon initially started darting his eyes around,

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Speaker 4: Peripheral I feel like any kind of medical complaint that

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Speaker 2: They're always going to be able to get you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one or three or four up me yes, I uh.

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Speaker 3: It was very embarrassing. It's just like when you try

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Speaker 3: I know, my grandma died. It's like, well, that's not

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Speaker 1: That's a different situation, right, Karen.

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Speaker 4: You know, here's the thing about everything is it's all

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I shan't judge Anny's others. I'm not here to judge.

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Speaker 4: Shan't I can't and want and want from here on out.

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Speaker 2: Our guest today has played clubs and colleges.

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Speaker 1: So many colleges.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we got let's get out of the small talk,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got fish, We got fish to fry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, clubs and colleges all across this great land and Canada,

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Speaker 3: where she also sometimes.

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Speaker 1: Shoots a TV show. Put your hands together at home,

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Speaker 1: Clap to yourself for Alice Wetterland. Bye bye Alice.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, welcome high, Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Am I right, do you shoot a resident alien in Canada?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: I knew just by looking at some footage that it

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Speaker 2: Know your mountains man, I do.

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Speaker 1: I'm a mountain man on site.

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Speaker 1: It's mostly on screen.

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Speaker 2: It's in Canada and Vancouver.

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Speaker 3: We shoot that show, and so that's where you've been

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how is it up there? How do you?

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Speaker 2: How are you enjoying it up there? You know, Karen,

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Speaker 2: good time. Oh, but no, what if I just didn't

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Speaker 4: I wish I could tell you, You're like, but I

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Speaker 2: I do enjoy the show. It's like the best show

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Speaker 4: Ever m It's the one that Alan Tudik plays the alien. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: He's so funny. He's really a nice person and wonderful

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Speaker 2: to have. And then everybody else on the show I love.

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Speaker 2: There's nobody is bad, you know what I mean, when

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Speaker 2: And there's just like it's great. But this town is

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Speaker 2: There also is a funny thing about how Canadians like

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Speaker 2: They can't be like, feel like they're better than us,

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I feel like they always act like they're better than us.

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Speaker 4: And that thing that happened is shutting down services and

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Speaker 4: of people who truly do need help. They need someone

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Speaker 4: And when you shut that down to say, oh, we'll

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and is that why you support Rick?

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Speaker 4: And the reason I'm here to do is, first of all,

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Speaker 2: Fun, you can get involved.

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Speaker 4: But now I really believe, no more services for anybody.

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Speaker 2: It's every man for himself, knife fight in the street

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Speaker 2: Seem so stupid. Do you can't possibly they're so out

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Speaker 2: to the people that they want to impress. Well, didn't work.

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Speaker 2: That's the beautiful part.

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Speaker 4: Karen Bess is like they're still counting votes for her,

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Speaker 4: I know, like the gap is wide between her and

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Speaker 4: it's like he spent so much of his own money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: Someone just entered the chat that two of my favorite

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Speaker 2: What if her cat's name was Rick Caruso? And you

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Speaker 2: this cat is actually great at Zoom because he really

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and he's really photogenic, you know, he just like, yes,

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Speaker 2: he's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I've seen this cat in other Zoom interviews because I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, did she blow up Vancouver in those interviews too?

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Speaker 4: I mean did she really attack the city itself?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So it brings.

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Speaker 2: Now I didn't bring them there. I brought them to

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Speaker 1: And then will there be activities like canoeing and archery? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Know, right right, yeah, just like a.

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Speaker 2: It's catching on. So it's like a kickstarter.

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Speaker 3: Now, that's kind of I mean, that's what Bible camp

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Speaker 2: It's the opposite.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the opposite. Yeah, I think it's great. It's

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Speaker 3: a great idea. You just got to lure them with activity.

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Speaker 4: To me though, there's kind of there there's a problem

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Speaker 2: There's like a built in rebellion. Yeah, but there is this,

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Speaker 2: You know how in like activism, there's like this whole

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Speaker 2: Like that's how I feel my stand up aspires to be.

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Speaker 2: My idea is true. My idea is take that the

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Speaker 2: and like one thing or another happens. But like this

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Speaker 2: thing from Stranger Things upside Down? Yeah, it'd be like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, turning someone stand up down by not laughing is

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Speaker 2: But you we all do it so we all know

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Speaker 2: The humbling. It's incredibly humbling, and like, I honestly feel

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Speaker 2: if you want to keep doing it, yep, and you

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Speaker 2: technique yeah technique and you know, just being grateful and oops. Right,

442
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 2: I must have a spit take onto my own mic.

443
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: I made a desk pad for my desk because like

444
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 2: all of like my desk is like shitty ikeia, so

445
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 2: like it's like really you hit it, and it's like

446
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 2: I made this desk pad. Oh it's soft, Well it's

447
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:17,719
Speaker 2: really soft.

448
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 1: It's you make a big soft lunch tray.

449
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:26,399
Speaker 2: Oh are you crafty? I'm so crafty. Yeah, I like

450
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 2: super crafty. Behind me, you'll see the whole there's the

451
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 2: sewing machine is here.

452
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 1: So you've been making clothing.

453
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 2: All my life?

454
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 1: Out all my life? Oh so soft? Oh got it?

455
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: You put you put thumbtacks there by your elbow.

456
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 2: A craft still a bunch of thumbstuff, some tacks in it.

457
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it'll be fine, so close, I'll just

458
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:50,679
Speaker 2: work with it.

459
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

460
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Speaker 3: I really feel like everyone should learn to use a

461
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Speaker 3: sewing machine.

462
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: I had a patch for my jacket.

463
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,919
Speaker 3: And I I I don't even know how to go.

464
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 2: I'm horrified you're gonna want to hand so that though.

465
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my dad did it on he just fall.

466
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: He did a great job.

467
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 2: Patches don't eat. Sewing machines won't work for patches. You

468
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 2: gottat you gotta hands.

469
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it went through the patch and this denim jacket.

470
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 3: I can show you the final project. But maybe it

471
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,679
Speaker 3: wasn't good for the motor of the machine or something.

472
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 2: It was well, no, it's the agility, like to get

473
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 2: around the little areas.

474
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it was.

475
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 3: He definitely was working hard at it, but I was

476
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Speaker 3: just My point is, my dad knows how I's use

477
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 3: a sewing machine, and I should as well.

478
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,239
Speaker 1: I think it would be cool to make clothing. I

479
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 1: did not know that you did that.

480
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 2: Oh, I love I love it. I do it every

481
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 2: once in a while, but I don't I don't do

482
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,439
Speaker 2: it enough. Like I did spend two and a half

483
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 2: full days sun up to sundown working on a Renaissance

484
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 2: festival costume for myself and my partner and he I

485
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 2: had like bloomers, we had a matching and it was

486
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 2: like the style what was sort of like Italian Renaissance.

487
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,399
Speaker 2: And I can probably show you photos, but it's just

488
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 2: like it doesn't do it justice to be like I

489
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 2: can show you the actual bodice that I.

490
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 4: May bring up most cast photo of the borgo. You're

491
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 4: just like, it's just a.

492
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,959
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones, hun all. So this is like this

493
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 2: here is like the best part that I did is

494
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 2: the bodice.

495
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,400
Speaker 1: WHOA, that's amazing, amazing.

496
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:32,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like and then yeah, and I like spray

497
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 2: painted these to be tarnished a little bit. And then

498
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 2: it has like one of those skirts with like a split,

499
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 2: you know. And I was so proud and I made

500
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 2: an underdress. It's all there. I was so proud. I

501
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,919
Speaker 2: had pearls in my fucking hair and what happened may

502
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 2: care a costume as well. He had one of those

503
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 2: poof hats with a feather. Oh yeah, And I was

504
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 2: just like yes. And then we got there and everybody's like, yeah,

505
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 2: we also.

506
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: Do that, right, yeah.

507
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 4: You just you just basically got in the front door

508
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 4: of just like yep, you're you're allowed to come in

509
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 4: with them.

510
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 2: And some people just didn't and they're like we didn't,

511
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 2: and so we were like we did too.

512
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was.

513
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,479
Speaker 2: Just like, oh fuck, this sucks, Like we look like

514
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 2: we're in Shrek. And so we went to the mall.

515
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 1: That is fully a Shrek dress when you just showed.

516
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so we just took the outfits to the mall.

517
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 2: And then did you get a big response at the mall?

518
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 2: I like people there was like in Nordstrom, there was

519
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 2: like two chairs with a small stool between betwixt them,

520
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 2: and then there was a father and a mother sitting

521
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,880
Speaker 2: in the chairs and then the son like it balanced.

522
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 2: It was. It was such a tableau that I was like,

523
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,919
Speaker 2: what if I thought this was royalty? So I like

524
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 2: went up and I like bowed deeply to them. You know,

525
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 2: you like got it. You know. It was just great.

526
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 2: Like we went to Denttai fun and like pretended to

527
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 2: not understand anything, and it was great.

528
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.

529
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 3: Actually, rather than go to a Renaissance festival where everyone's

530
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 3: doing it, everyone's going to have a outc costuming each other,

531
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 3: just go to the mall check.

532
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 2: Out my TikTok for the listeners at home, because I

533
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 2: did a TikTok and it was the most successful TikTok

534
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: I've ever done. It was like eight hundred thousand views

535
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 2: and like there's like a I think most of the

536
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: comments are because people were worried because I was doing

537
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: it on an escalator and they were just millions of

538
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 2: comments of people being like don't you're you shouldn't do that?

539
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: What did you do it? Just like it sucked in

540
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 1: the machinery.

541
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 2: I just went on the escalator and I pretended to

542
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 2: like be from the Renaissance, and I like walked and

543
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 2: thought it was a regular stairs. I like kind of

544
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: without looking, go around the corner, and then the minute

545
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:41,360
Speaker 2: it starts moving, it's like and it was like nobody

546
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 2: was noticing it in the mall itself. So the TikTok

547
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 2: is just like what is this person? And uh? It

548
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 2: did really well, and they were like do a series

549
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 2: and I think I might.

550
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Speaker 4: That's a great yes of the Renaissance lady, Yeah in

551
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 4: modern times, yes, yeah, yes, that's a great idea, so fun.

552
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, when I go to a Renaissance face, I don't dress.

553
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 3: I just ran to a snake and put it around

554
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 3: my neck. No one messes with me while I'm juggling.

555
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 3: I get a little tired of people that are actually

556
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 3: scared of escalators.

557
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: Like I have a lot of friends there.

558
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 2: I love getting tired of that. I love that being

559
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 2: here until you die.

560
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 3: On that it's done top here for me right other

561
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 3: than you know, and then below that strife, struggling names top,

562
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 3: but up top, these people hesitantly get on an escalator

563
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 3: like it's going to eat their toes off.

564
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: I mean, so.

565
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 4: They've had most people have had a ton of practice,

566
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 4: and they can't pretend they have it. And unless there's

567
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 4: a storyline of like I'm from the forest, but for

568
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 4: the most part you've done it before. Just take the

569
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 4: second one. Yeah, wait, one, go to your I.

570
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 2: Think people are like kids, and I'm like, well, yeah,

571
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 2: yeah kid, yeah, but kids are in danger by virtue

572
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 2: of being stupid and small.

573
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I as if a kid falls down and their

574
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 3: hair is suddenly on the escalator, then we have a problem.

575
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: I understand that if a.

576
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 2: Kid falls down and their hair is on fire.

577
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: Sure they're already They're already.

578
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 2: I've already got the hair fire.

579
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 4: I think we can all just walk away knowing we

580
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 4: had nothing to do with it, and we don't have

581
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 4: to worry, and we need to walk away, and we

582
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 4: walk away these days.

583
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 3: Let those kids cool off, just walk away t k.

584
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 2: Ce oh ltk. Let those kids.

585
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:38,719
Speaker 1: Let the kids still kids. Let's let those kids.

586
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: Let those kids just cool it down.

587
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 4: So else, wait, your renaissance lady in modern times is

588
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 4: potentially the TikTok series.

589
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 2: You might do? Yeah, yeah, I mean it takes quite

590
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 2: a bit of effort to put on the whole thing,

591
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 2: you know, and get around, but I would it was

592
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 2: very fun.

593
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 4: Could you rent a horse and go to a drive through?

594
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 4: I just would love to pick Thomas yeakey little bit.

595
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: Keeth pitch on it, because I was thinking about would

596
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 2: you do, like what maybe go to like a gym,

597
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 2: but your dress keeps getting caught and just like you

598
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: couldn't get what are you even? Like why are people

599
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 2: doing things at the gym? You know? Like what is

600
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: even that.

601
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 4: Yes, going up and beseeching people, I be seech you,

602
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 4: who are you running from? And then they're like pulling

603
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 4: out an AirPod?

604
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:29,719
Speaker 1: Ye what Yeah, I'd bequeath your will? Is that what

605
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: you did? You grow up to?

606
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 3: Modern day people like a security guardens be like many pardons,

607
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 3: my vassal or whatever.

608
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 2: I did that a lot, and people either loved it

609
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 2: or they had no time for it.

610
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

611
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 2: It was really funny to watch people like, like, were

612
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: you in Los Angeles? Yeah?

613
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 4: I feel like people here it's either their tourists and

614
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 4: they love it and they're like thank god someone has

615
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 4: a costume on, or it's people who are like I

616
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 4: got to get up at six for my own job

617
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 4: doing this exact same thing.

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Speaker 2: Right, I'm going to keep but like I think I'm

619
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Speaker 2: going to keep it small. So like, uh, let's start

620
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 2: with like another mall, maybe drinking fountains, you know.

621
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, just post up at the drinking fountain like you're

622
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 3: in charge of the water supply.

623
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,959
Speaker 2: No. No, I'll be going to the drinking fountain and

624
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 2: the water comes out and it's like, oh, from where

625
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 2: does it spring forth?

626
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

627
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: From how the kind we have to fill up your

628
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 2: water bottle, you know, yeah, and you're just trying to

629
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 2: figure it out.

630
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: That is yeah.

631
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 2: One.

632
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 3: That's like many scenes in a row from Bill and

633
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 3: Ted where they're baffled by the technology of modern times.

634
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: That have to also, I have to.

635
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: Watch Bill and Ted so I don't just repeat everything

636
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 2: Bill and Ted.

637
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 3: To do everything they didn't do. That movie was missing

638
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 3: a lot of possible.

639
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 2: We've gone forward in technology since then so far.

640
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: You know what, screw it? I think you.

641
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 3: I think you too should go to a water slide

642
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,959
Speaker 3: in full renaissance guard. Yes, people will get it.

643
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 4: You're the missing character from the first Bill and Ted

644
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 4: movie that they never talked to.

645
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 2: You're the Renaissance lady. People always talk about Bill and Ted,

646
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 2: But what about what's the girl name that rhymes with Bill?

647
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 2: Jill Phyllis and.

648
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: Meg, Meg, Ted and Meg.

649
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 3: If you speak fast enough, rhyme totally perfectly together.

650
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 2: Jill and Meg, Bill and Ted, like Nicki Minaj could

651
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 2: make it rhyme.

652
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 3: I think that's terrific. I think, are you still playing baseball?

653
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 3: Why aren't you playing a lot of baseball? I'm playing

654
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 3: in a baseball You're playing in a baseball league. Inside one. Yes,

655
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 3: it's like a.

656
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 2: It's like a I guess they're refer to as like

657
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: beer leagues, sure, because it's adult drinking. And that there's

658
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: wood bats, so we have that and we only have

659
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 2: we yeah, pretty much only have wood bats. And then

660
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 2: it's hard fastball overhand pitching. Probably our fastest pitcher is

661
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 2: like around sixty eight miles an hour, and we have Yeah,

662
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 2: I guess we have five five teams in the league

663
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 2: right now. It's I love it. It's I've been playing

664
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 2: baseball since I moved here like ten years ago. I

665
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 2: joined a team with some friends of mine that didn't

666
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 2: do comedy. I didn't have a ton of comedy friends yet,

667
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: so they were like, let's just make this team. And

668
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 2: I didn't understand what we were like, I'm like, how

669
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 2: are we just playing baseball? What is there always going

670
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 2: to play against us? And I guess that like Parks

671
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 2: and Recreation has like an adult league which is quite competitive,

672
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,959
Speaker 2: and we joined that, and then they joined and then

673
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 2: eventually three years later they decided to like move up

674
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 2: a rung from the single A to the double A,

675
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 2: and I just I don't do that. I was very

676
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 2: good at baseball when I was in like seventh and

677
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 2: eighth grade, and I just never got better. I'm still

678
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 2: exactly that good.

679
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 3: Oh that's good though, to stay. I mean usually we

680
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 3: all just lose it.

681
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I wasn't good enough for that to like

682
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 2: be on varsity teams. Yeah, you know what I mean.

683
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 2: I stayed literally the same skills.

684
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 4: You know how the game works, and you can, like

685
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 4: you can get in there and participate, but no one,

686
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 4: you're not going to bat home the winning.

687
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 2: Nobody's going to rely on me for the winning hit.

688
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 4: And there's a chance they might say, try to hit

689
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 4: it toward her, and then you might surprise them with, actually, hey,

690
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 4: I can catch.

691
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 2: The greatest thing about that is that no one can

692
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 2: try to hit towards me because I am the catcher. Yes,

693
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 2: brilliant mode the great I love it. I can because

694
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 2: it doesn't bother my knees to be in that position

695
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 2: for a really long time. Also, my boyfriend's the pitcher.

696
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 2: So we're experimenting with this new thing where instead of

697
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 2: like doing one, two, three signals, we just do like vibes,

698
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 2: like we just sort of make like.

699
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: You know, oh yeah, because you can talk about it

700
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: at home.

701
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I sort of try to communicate like this,

702
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 2: and you know whatever that means to you. You know,

703
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 2: at the pitcher, you send me that ball and dragging

704
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 2: my index figure across my neck, like does that mean

705
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 2: the killer pitch? Or like you're in big trouble right

706
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 2: if you don't, what does it mean? And it's for

707
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 2: him to interpret and then give back to me. Is

708
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 2: it work your experiment?

709
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: No, a lot of confusion.

710
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 2: No, we're actually we're starting our season next week. Oh,

711
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,959
Speaker 2: we'll see, We'll have to see it in action.

712
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

713
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 3: I knew you played baseball because we did a show

714
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 3: once and you were fully dressed up for baseball.

715
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I remember that was a really long time ago.

716
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't that strange how much time has passed. We're

717
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 3: getting old and the earth keeps spinning nuts.

718
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 4: I actually played in a co ed entertainment softball league

719
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 4: in the mid to late nineties, and I was on

720
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 4: speed at the time. So I was really good because

721
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 4: I had played high school softball. It's a big deal

722
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 4: in my hometown. All the girls play softball and you

723
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 4: you're supposed.

724
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 2: To be good.

725
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: It's a whole thing.

726
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 4: Yeah.

727
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 2: So anyway, I was like, where are you from? And

728
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 2: where are you from from.

729
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 4: Northern California, from Pamama, and so it's like small town,

730
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 4: you know, there's only a couple options and the girls.

731
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,240
Speaker 4: It's like girls are playing what are considered boys sports

732
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 4: and being very competitive in them because you have as

733
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 4: much attention and kind of pressure as the boys do.

734
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 4: It's not like people people take it very seriously and

735
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 4: get into it. So then you are driven to be like,

736
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 4: either you want to go on to play in high

737
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 4: school or you quit. And so everybody and we like that.

738
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 4: I knew went on to play in high school. So

739
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 4: when people were like all the comics were like, hey,

740
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 4: let's play in this this softball league. It'll be really fun,

741
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 4: I was like, sure, it'll be fun. But I was

742
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 4: also like high out of my mind, and then of

743
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,879
Speaker 4: course it was not fun. It was just an exercise

744
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 4: in insane sexism, where like these old dudes would be.

745
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 2: Like, hey, so you're playing second Boost.

746
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: That means there's.

747
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 2: More might come to you.

748
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 4: And I was like, I literally was like screaming at

749
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 4: like these old like road comics. I'd be like, do

750
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 4: not explain how to play second based to me? Like

751
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 4: I was out of my mind because it was just

752
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 4: so fucking It was like, why are you assuming that

753
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 4: I don't know?

754
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 2: If I'm standing here.

755
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 3: Last night, my friend Mary was beating They were like

756
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 3: playing doubles pool down here, and she was kicking their

757
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 3: ass and the guy she was playing with was missing

758
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 3: every ball, but he's still was going up and pointing

759
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 3: to where she needed to hit on the ball.

760
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 2: That's She's like cleaning onto it, clean on.

761
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm winning, I'm better than you, and he still

762
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 3: couldn't that obstacle.

763
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 2: You know, you would have loved this thing that happened

764
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 2: last season and Resident Alien the they wrote a Baseball

765
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 2: like arc into my characters storyline that where I meet

766
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 2: the love interest in my in that season and in Canada,

767
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 2: like it's just not that big of a deal, like

768
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 2: baseball isn't really much of a sport. Hockey is so

769
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 2: dominates so much in recreational like team sports, that many

770
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 2: people don't know about baseball, And so they had hired

771
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 2: extras that were from a baseball team so that they

772
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: could approximate, you know what, you know, the background acting.

773
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 2: But everyone else besides the extras and me like didn't

774
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 2: know anything about baseball, Like the director, you know, the

775
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 2: CD writer did because he wrote the scene, but he

776
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,240
Speaker 2: wasn't there the whole day. The head writer, the director

777
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 2: didn't know. None of the crew, not a single crew member.

778
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 2: My co star didn't know. Never swung about. In fact,

779
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,399
Speaker 2: he did swing about in that scene and threw out

780
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 2: his hip for like months. Oh wow, And like all

781
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 2: of the other extras in the stand like no one.

782
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 2: So the whole day, the whole two days that we

783
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 2: were there, it was like we had to block out

784
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 2: and it was like the director going like would this happen?

785
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 2: Alice ex playing baseball to all of these men yet again,

786
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 2: over and over and over again, people being like is

787
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 2: this accurate to me?

788
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: Have you been able to watch it yet? It's it

789
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 1: in the second.

790
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that stuff is out already, that's.

791
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 3: We already is hilarious for you to watch. Is it

792
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 3: just feel going through tough?

793
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 2: Because like we you know, I know that that was

794
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,320
Speaker 2: you know, fourteen to twenty eight hours of my time

795
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 2: and then I a four seconds you know what I mean? Like, yeah,

796
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 2: so much of it the scene is like me having

797
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 2: dreamy eyes at this guy, and then other plotlines from

798
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 2: other people from the town. You know that you cut

799
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 2: back to one cool thing that like someone running one time,

800
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 2: you know, and yeah, but I just remember that well,

801
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 2: you know, and that's what most of the show is.

802
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 2: Like you're like, oh man, I was so excited for

803
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 2: the scene. Let's see what they did with it. Let's

804
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 2: see it's gone right, it's done already, It's done.

805
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 4: Also, that's such a weird thing of like baseball being

806
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 4: so ubiquitous here and then you're in a place that

807
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 4: everybody speaks English. It's very similar to your home country.

808
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 4: There's not a ton of differences except for this one

809
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 4: that's so beyond where that is the resident alien experience

810
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 4: for yourself.

811
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 2: They made me practice baseball, even though I was like,

812
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 2: just came from baseball, so I really anyway, So they

813
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 2: rented out a field so I could do it, and

814
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 2: it was the field we'd be working on. So I

815
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 2: got to the field and I was like, huh, Like,

816
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 2: I wonder if they meant to do this. I called

817
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 2: the director or the head writer, Chris Up, and I

818
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: was like, hey, it's a little league field, just maying

819
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 2: sure that you wanted that because it's very small and

820
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 2: I can like see the scoreboard. It's like I can

821
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 2: touch it from so and he just they didn't, so

822
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 2: they didn't mean to do that. His locations just didn't

823
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 2: know there was and I quote two different sizes of baseball.

824
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 2: They don't know. It's not there in their vernaculars. Well,

825
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 2: if it was, it was a nice hockey rink, we

826
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 2: don't have no problem. Yes, like, yeah, we know that,

827
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: but you know how Google exists here, like what, so

828
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 2: we figured it out. It looks fine, doesn't look anything.

829
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 2: Nothing about it is different literally fields like sometimes the

830
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 2: gravel's gray, which is strange, but whatever.

831
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I wouldn't even notice that, but I stopped

832
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 3: after little leg.

833
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: I don't know about the big boy fields.

834
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, big boy fields are red closer.

835
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen the stains on men's shirts after the

836
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 3: Dodgers and the sorrow in their eyes they fell down

837
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:43,720
Speaker 3: on dirt.

838
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 4: Alice, do you want to talk at all about your

839
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 4: podcasts or do you or do you not want?

840
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? I want to hear yeah, okay, no, no, don't

841
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 2: make me.

842
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 4: You have too while you have these other jobs we're

843
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 4: talking about. So one of your podcasts is a Missus

844
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 4: Mazel podcast.

845
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 2: Correct, Yeah, they're both on hiatus now though, so and

846
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 2: and Treks has been on hiatus forever because basically Verona

847
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 2: and Veronica and I wanted to change formats and we

848
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,760
Speaker 2: could never. We just Veronica and I are two people

849
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 2: who are not the people that should do the thing,

850
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 2: Like one of us need to be the one, you

851
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 2: know what I mean, and neither of us are the one. Right,

852
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 2: It's like a competition on who can be more late

853
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: to something. It's insane. So we are just late for

854
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 2: getting it back started, and I think I'm gonna have

855
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 2: to be the one. And then the Mazel podcast is

856
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 2: on hiatus because Mazel itself and so I was recording

857
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 2: that with with Kevin when I was in Vancouver and

858
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 2: with when I do a podcast with Kevin, Kevin's the one.

859
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 2: Yes he is, and that's why that happens. Yeah, Yes,

860
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 2: he's extremely organized, yeah, which is like passive aggressive but whatever.

861
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 2: It is kind of rude.

862
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 4: That makes me think of when Chris and I first started,

863
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 4: and it would be like what it was a bit

864
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 4: of a like, first of all, who could get a

865
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 4: person at the very last minute? And second, which is

866
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 4: kind of hard for a let us pick you up

867
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 4: at the airport stand up comic podcast.

868
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's it, that's what it used to be.

869
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: We like, that's a word we don't like to say anymore.

870
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 4: We can't lax is inaccessible, We just can't go there anymore.

871
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 4: And also then quarantine shut it all down because then

872
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 4: it's like, yeah, we're involving people in our air exchange.

873
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 4: But yeah, it used to be the same way where

874
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 4: it would be like, we have to do.

875
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 2: Another one, how are we going to do this?

876
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 4: And both people who are have both lived our lives.

877
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 4: I think I free to say this about you, Chris,

878
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 4: where we both have we're the kind of people that

879
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 4: other people do stuff and then we're like, sounds good,

880
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 4: follow that person absolutely, So we were extra frustrated where

881
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 4: it was just like, well, okay, fine, now I'm the

882
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 4: person saying to you we have to do this.

883
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, let's do it. And then yeah, I've had

884
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 2: that experience so many times. In fact, Sean Peerlman and

885
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: I like a number of years ago we were like,

886
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 2: you know, we both want to be writing stand up

887
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 2: differently than we are, and we so we're like, let's

888
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 2: do a meet up and like work like go over

889
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 2: jokes together like in person, you know, because sometimes when

890
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 2: you talk your jokes out it it impacts your writing.

891
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 2: And that was a few years ago and we haven't

892
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 2: spoken since. Literally both of us were like that. Yet

893
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 2: now our friendship events because we decided to do that.

894
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 2: I haven't seen I mean, we have actually spoken, but like, yeah,

895
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 2: it's always like fuck, I miss you.

896
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't seen Sean for a long time.

897
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 2: Years have gone by.

898
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that anyone.

899
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 4: No one, ye just text a person casually and then

900
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 4: not talk about the writing you're not doing.

901
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,479
Speaker 2: I mean we we abandoned that long ago. I still

902
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 2: want to do it. It is a good idea. It's

903
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,959
Speaker 2: I love, you know, I love other people's brains and

904
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 2: talking and it always devolves into talking about like stand

905
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 2: up theory, which is my favorite thing to do anyway.

906
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:13,399
Speaker 2: So sure, yeah, and the whole meals are right off.

907
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 2: This was a business Goulle sing.

908
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to write with your friends just for

909
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 3: tax purposes alone.

910
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 2: But my speaking on podcasts, my friend Heather do it.

911
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure we least one of you knows her.

912
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 2: She's she ran a show, uh for a while, and

913
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 2: she's just like she has this really specific sense of

914
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 2: humor that I love, and she started a podcast that

915
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 2: is her it's a Patreon podcast and she does it

916
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 2: in her home with a soundboard, and like it's very

917
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 2: just her, and you know, the levels are all off,

918
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 2: and it's like it's like a it's like a zene,

919
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 2: it's like a Riot Girl zine. Yeah, you know, it's

920
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 2: like a level of unhinged and just like talking about her,

921
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 2: her sense of humor so specific. But it's just such

922
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 2: a wonderful format and it makes me crazy, Like I'm

923
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 2: like I have to do this now, and I feel

924
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 2: weird because I'm like, well, she's doing it, but like

925
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 2: you can't really have a monopoly on just doing a

926
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 2: podcast by yourself. I've always loved personally the podcasts which

927
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 2: are just one person talking yeah themselves.

928
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 4: You know, you know, you know who has a great

929
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 4: one is? Do you know Chase Bernstein?

930
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 2: Oh, Chase has one.

931
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 4: It's called Composed and it's her. It is one of

932
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 4: the funniest things. Oh my god, see it is. She

933
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 4: She starts everyone with writing a letter to the thing

934
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 4: she's going to talk about, and the one she did

935
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 4: on wordle so you hear like the sound effect of

936
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 4: typing in the background, and she's like, dear wordle, wordle.

937
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 4: I start that line alone. I like was laughing out

938
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 4: loud in my house. She's so funny and like there's

939
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 4: been times where Chris and I like, I went to

940
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 4: pick him up at the airport, so I had to

941
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 4: start the podcast in the car before he got in,

942
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 4: and talking for two minutes by myself made me feel

943
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 4: like I went insane, Like total is one of the

944
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 4: worst feelings I've ever had, where I'm like, I'm not

945
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 4: funny and I should not be doing this for sure.

946
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 4: By the time he got into the car, It's really right.

947
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 4: It's so crazy making I really want to do it.

948
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 4: Heather can do it, and that Chase can do it.

949
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 2: I love it. And Sarah, Yeah, I was talking to you,

950
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 2: Chris about this Sarah Shaeffer's podcast. I think she's doing

951
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 2: it with Caitlyn Jenner, No, Caitlyn gil And like the

952
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 2: hard thing for me about that is that, like, I

953
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 2: love Caitlyn gil separately also so much, and I'm like,

954
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 2: but I don't love hearing two women that I love

955
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 2: together because I feel jealous that.

956
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: I'm not You're left out.

957
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, I want to be there with my friends. Anyway.

958
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: It's just something.

959
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 2: About a woman alone talking it is like it's just

960
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,919
Speaker 2: so weird and intimate and just like there's something fuck

961
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 2: up going on and everybody's brain and I just fucking

962
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 2: it's so I'm I'm like, I'm working on a script

963
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 2: right now and I'm I'm on my last It's obviously terrible,

964
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 2: and I'm fucking like gonna die when I finish it,

965
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna send it out and everybody's gonna be like,

966
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 2: you should quit comedy, and I'm gonna definitely, so I

967
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 2: have to finish that. And then the next thing I'm

968
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: gonna do is this podcast really quick? Can you tell

969
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 2: us the name of Heather Jewett's podcast, you know?

970
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 4: And I can.

971
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:34,439
Speaker 2: It's called Bimbo Summit, And she's got a free one

972
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 2: on her Patreon that you can listen to called Addressing

973
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 2: the Allegations, which is about my old next door neighbor.

974
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 2: She moved into my apartment and she lives down like

975
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 2: it's a downstairs from an upstairs apartment where there is

976
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 2: and just I won't spoil it too much for you,

977
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 2: an unhinged situation and she's downstairs and her take on

978
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 2: it is so special, and just it fills me with

979
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 2: guilt because I put her in this situation, but it

980
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: wasn't as crazy when I was there, I swear to God,

981
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 2: and it's a great apartment. But she's, yeah, so you

982
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 2: got it, you gotta check it out. Okay, great, I

983
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 2: love that.

984
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, Karen, that I did. I don't know

985
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 3: where the pressure was coming, didn't. We used to do

986
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 3: this episode every month, Yes, were there? Okay, a whole

987
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 3: month had gone by, and I guess you weren't in town.

988
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 3: I did one and by myself, just to fill a gap,

989
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 3: and I yes, at the end, I felt like I

990
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 3: had gone crazy. But now we've gone through a whole

991
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 3: pandemic of talking to ourselves and having conversations with plants,

992
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 3: so maybe it wouldn't be as crazy causing, right.

993
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 4: I think that you have to be the kind of

994
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 4: person that would pre write what that say, fifty minutes

995
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 4: might look like, right, which I will never do. I

996
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:49,279
Speaker 4: will never do.

997
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

998
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 4: So if it was my thing, which I knew when

999
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 4: I was going to pick you up, it was going

1000
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 4: to be my thing, and I couldn't take three seconds

1001
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 4: to pre decide just to bullet points. Don't just do

1002
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 4: this off the top of your head. You won't like

1003
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 4: it and you will have nowhere to go and nowhere

1004
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 4: to land. But I was like, no, watch this, I'm

1005
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 4: going to improvise this whole thing, a thing I definitely

1006
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 4: can't do and don't like doing it.

1007
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 2: There's something about like the brain under pressure that is

1008
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 2: so fascinating to me that like I can, like if

1009
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 2: I have a really big stand up set coming up,

1010
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 2: like I can memorize the whole set, like word for word,

1011
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 2: and I cannot remember it when I'm in that space

1012
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 2: of like being because it feels like you're being assaulted

1013
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 2: with like the pressure is like whatever it is makes

1014
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 2: my brain unable to think of the next thing. So

1015
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 2: I always take my notebook on stage no matter what,

1016
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 2: because I'm just like, yes, I know the jokes, but

1017
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 2: like I have to see the word and I just

1018
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 2: can't do it otherwise I have no photographic memory. And

1019
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 2: it's the same when you're talking by yourself a little

1020
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 2: bit like, oh, there's this pressure coming from somewhere where

1021
00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 2: you could just raise it.

1022
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 4: I think it's the silence, Like I think in the immediacy,

1023
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 4: like when you're doing stand up, at least there's somebody

1024
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 4: somewhere giggling or supporting, But when you're talking into a

1025
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 4: microphone like this and there's no one else, and then

1026
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 4: you're just like, oh, of course this isn't good.

1027
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: Oh.

1028
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,760
Speaker 4: I mean, I think it's reflective of like my mind state,

1029
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 4: which is deeply negative.

1030
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,879
Speaker 2: And it's funny to be also a comedian because we're

1031
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 2: just like people that but probably all of us in

1032
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 2: our lives. When we have a phone conversation with somebody

1033
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 2: who's not a comedian, or just a regular non phone

1034
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 2: conversation like we're just doing all the time, that person

1035
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 2: is not kidding word in edgewise.

1036
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: Why why is.

1037
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 2: It weird to do by suddenly a problem now exactly

1038
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 2: like our brother in law says four times.

1039
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: Suddenly it's like that's my time, goodbye, Hey, hang.

1040
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 2: This has been the kitchen. It's been real.

1041
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 1: Every conversation that's.

1042
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 2: I also think I have.

1043
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 4: I know for a fact I have defiance disorder. So

1044
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 4: so it's almost like, if this is the thing I

1045
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 4: don't post, if this is the thing I'm supposed to

1046
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 4: be doing, then I.

1047
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 2: Will figure out a way to fuck that up. Is

1048
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 2: that really a thing? Yeah, defiance disorder? Yes, it is

1049
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 2: writing that down.

1050
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 4: Because it's a thing where you just can't have people

1051
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 4: tell you what to do because you can't, you then

1052
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:22,560
Speaker 4: won't be able to do it. Okay, So okay, So

1053
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's a more, much more like alcoholics by

1054
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 4: the book.

1055
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the Big.

1056
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,799
Speaker 2: Book in AA there's like this incredible passage that really

1057
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 2: actually might be in the twelve and twelve. It's my

1058
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 2: favorite line in all of the literature, which is when

1059
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 2: we boil it and it's like some symptoms of alcoholism

1060
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 2: and like alcoholic thinking is like the words are genuine

1061
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 2: alarm at the prospect of work.

1062
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, genuine alarm. That is amazing.

1063
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 2: I love genuine alarm because I really described and it's

1064
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 2: just it's not like oh no, it's not even like shoot,

1065
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 2: it's like literally I got to get out of here.

1066
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: Your hair stands up. Ye, you're hired. Yikes.

1067
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 2: I used to call in.

1068
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 4: There was a job I had in Sacerbaa, one of

1069
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 4: the first real jobs I ever had, and it was

1070
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,840
Speaker 4: just like a coffee place, and the girl that worked

1071
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 4: before me hated me so much because every day she

1072
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 4: worked from like six in the morning until three o'clock

1073
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 4: in the afternoon, and I was supposed to take over

1074
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 4: from three on, but every single time, every day I

1075
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 4: would call up with a different excuse of why I

1076
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 4: was late, and she hated me. And there was one

1077
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 4: time where I got there and she was like, I

1078
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 4: had a plan to go on a bike ride with

1079
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 4: my boyfriend and you ruined it. And she walked out

1080
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 4: and I was just like standing there, like you fucking dork.

1081
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 4: Like I didn't feel guilty. It was that kind of

1082
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 4: thing of like I can't if I'm supposed to be

1083
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 4: here at three, I will be here at three twelve

1084
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 4: if not three twenty, and you are supposed to deal

1085
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 4: with it, and I don't have to deal with it.

1086
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 2: That truly us my attitude, yes, yes, for years, like

1087
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:06,240
Speaker 2: why would you plan around a thing that you decided

1088
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 2: should be the thing? And then told me about, all right,

1089
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 2: you're going to rely on me because of your bike boyfriend.

1090
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 3: You have to go on some weird couple's Kermit and

1091
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 3: Miss Piggy bike ride.

1092
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 2: Sorry, I ruined your Muppet Show dream.

1093
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to.

1094
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 2: And your feet even touch the pedals. What's happening down?

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Speaker 3: I just remembers the whole theater gasping because it was

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Speaker 3: the first time we saw Kermit's legs.

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Speaker 2: Oh, those gorgeous legs. Oh, somebody, somebody, climaxes. Finally there's

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Speaker 2: the legs.

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Speaker 4: There, it is there, they are.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for talking to us today. I

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Speaker 2: love both of you all so much. I think you're

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Speaker 2: so funny and good people, but mostly funny, which is

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Speaker 2: what we really care about about this stuff.

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Speaker 1: The whole time. It was really good to tell you

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Speaker 1: to thank you.

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Speaker 2: It was awesome. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Comedy I loved You've been listening to Do You Need

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Speaker 1: a Ride? D y n n R. This has been

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Speaker 1: an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Produced by Casey O'Brien.

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Speaker 3: Mixed by John Bradley, artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: Theme song by Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 4: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 4: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 3: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome, Hong Kong