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Speaker 1: Second date update. The guy on the phone to do
Speaker 1: a second date update today. His name is Evan, and Evan,
Speaker 1: in his email, describes himself as a master of the
Speaker 1: club game. That's right, my god, Evan knows how to
Speaker 1: hit up the ladies when he's out at the dance clubs.
Speaker 1: Are you excited to meet Evan? I am not really Evan.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed your email, but I do have a
Speaker 1: question for you. If you are a master of the
Speaker 1: club games, why are you on the phone to do
Speaker 1: a second date update. Shouldn't this girl be like laying
Speaker 1: next to you in the bed already? Well, sure, but
Speaker 1: every master has an off day. Let's be on. I
Speaker 1: guess you're right. Even Bruce Lee missed a kick from
Speaker 1: time to time. Right before we get into the date,
Speaker 1: what makes you a master of the club game? I mean,
Speaker 1: I've never done very well in the clubs, so teach
Speaker 1: me your ways. Since a how are you a master?
Speaker 1: What do you do. Okay, grasshopper, listen up. What you
Speaker 1: do is you got to put the girl in the
Speaker 1: right frame of mind, all right, right out of the gate. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now she's hot, she's beautiful, but you can't make her
Speaker 1: that hot because then she has all the power. Are
Speaker 1: you one of those dudes that walks up to a
Speaker 1: girl in the club and you're just like, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: That dress makes you look kind of fat? My name's Evan.
Speaker 1: Can I buy you a drink? I should probably buy
Speaker 1: you something low carb though, right, like you rip on
Speaker 1: them a little bit. I'm a little bit. That was
Speaker 1: a lot of ripping. But I have friends like this
Speaker 1: that like the way to get a girl at the
Speaker 1: bar is you insult her just enough to where she's
Speaker 1: feeling insecure. Is that your deal? No, you don't want to.
Speaker 1: You don't want to insult them. You want to make
Speaker 1: them think they're beautiful. They're hot, but not too hot,
Speaker 1: not too beautiful. Okay, Kevin, you say a raging idiot,
Speaker 1: So it's more like, hey, you're beautiful. I mean, especially
Speaker 1: with that blemish on your face. No, normally girls with
Speaker 1: blemishes aren't that hot, but you make that blemish look hot.
Speaker 1: Is that more of your speed? Then that's kind of right.
Speaker 1: I need to make the girls have to prove themselves
Speaker 1: to me, Okay, not the other way around. It's almost
Speaker 1: like their audition. Their auditioning to be able to hang
Speaker 1: out with you. Huh, that's right. I mean, this is real.
Speaker 1: This is really how you feel like. I didn't invent
Speaker 1: the game. I mean, I'm just playing it. This is
Speaker 1: how it goes. I mean, is your goal when you
Speaker 1: meet these girls at the club just to have a
Speaker 1: one night stand? Sometimes? What's wrong with that? I mean,
Speaker 1: was that the goal when you met what's this girl's
Speaker 1: name again, Lanna? No? I liked Blannah. We got along,
Speaker 1: we were talking all right, So why do you think
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back. I don't know. I was
Speaker 1: making her feel desirable, which is part of the plan.
Speaker 1: But maybe maybe I was coming off too much. Maybe
Speaker 1: my game was off. I was liking too much. I
Speaker 1: was into her too much. You gave her too much power,
Speaker 1: she felt too desire. Probably, Okay, so so take us
Speaker 1: through the evening. Then, well, okay, we're out on the
Speaker 1: floor dancing, you know, throwing some moves down and Brooke,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, even you would like what I got going.
Speaker 1: But and then we had a little kiss right after
Speaker 1: the dance. I mean, nothing huge, but nice, you know nice.
Speaker 1: So we went and found a place to talk somewhere quiet,
Speaker 1: and we talked for a little bit, got number, she
Speaker 1: got my number. We you know, we exchange information. And
Speaker 1: then I threw out, well, why don't you come back
Speaker 1: to my place tonight? But I wasn't even thinking in
Speaker 1: that term. It's just let's keep this going. It's it's fun, okay.
Speaker 1: So she said she wanted to go back with you
Speaker 1: to your place. So we were leaving and we're so
Speaker 1: far as the parking lot, almost in my car, and
Speaker 1: she gets at taxed from her friends and they're worried
Speaker 1: or something, and she takes off right there. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what did she say? You know, but my friends are
Speaker 1: worried about me. Yeah, because her friends were saving her
Speaker 1: from the douche. She was like just trying and take
Speaker 1: her home after the first night he met her at
Speaker 1: a club. Don't be rude to Evan. He's calling her
Speaker 1: for a second date. Update and you don't think go
Speaker 1: to douche route. I mean, I'm calling you for help. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, like we appreciate you calling in. You don't okay,
Speaker 1: well you know, won't do the second date update then,
Speaker 1: because you're a saying but like you're acting like women
Speaker 1: are these toys that you get to, you know, play with,
Speaker 1: and it's all this big game. I'm sure you could
Speaker 1: be a lovely person, Evan. Why wouldn't you just want
Speaker 1: to say, hey, let's actually go on a real date
Speaker 1: and maybe she would actually respect that and go out
Speaker 1: with you again, Because obviously you want to hook up
Speaker 1: with the person first. I mean, that's the goal. If
Speaker 1: that work, I mean, I guess if you're beating somebody
Speaker 1: in a club, that's ultimately what guys are trying to
Speaker 1: do that night. So right, if it's not me, it's
Speaker 1: someone else, right, So how many times if you tried
Speaker 1: to get ahold of her since you guys met? I
Speaker 1: mean I've called her a couple of times, I've texted
Speaker 1: her a couple of times, and her nothing. Evan. If
Speaker 1: you're I mean, if you're such a master of the club,
Speaker 1: why so much interest in this girl? Why couldn't you
Speaker 1: just go out this weekend and find another potential maked Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, my game always works all right, almost
Speaker 1: always works. Let's be honest, My club game almost always works.
Speaker 1: I want to know why this time? I'm curious. So
Speaker 1: it's more you just wonder why this girl's blowing you
Speaker 1: off more than anything else. Yeah, Evan always gets a
Speaker 1: call back. Oh, I want to know why this time
Speaker 1: it didn't work? All right, Well, we're gonna play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, thank you brooking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to today's second date update. That's right in
Speaker 1: the clubs. That's where the guy who's on the phone
Speaker 1: with us lives. His name is Evan, and Evan is
Speaker 1: a master of the club scene. At least that's what
Speaker 1: he said when he emailed us. And he's having a
Speaker 1: hard time because a girl isn't calling him back, which
Speaker 1: doesn't happen to Evan often. Evan, before we do your
Speaker 1: second day update, I'm just curious if you had to
Speaker 1: put a percentage on what your success rate is with
Speaker 1: the ladies, what sort of percentage would you give us,
Speaker 1: Like how often are you turned down? Oh? Actually, success rate?
Speaker 1: Or ninety four percent you're turned down? Oh? Success? All right? So,
Speaker 1: so this girl is in this six percent of girls
Speaker 1: who are not calling you back? Wow, that's right, and
Speaker 1: you can't think of any reason why? No, no, everything
Speaker 1: was working now, Evan, would you ever be willing to
Speaker 1: give up your club game for a lady and actually
Speaker 1: settled down? What my numbers ever? Dipple? Eighty percent? And
Speaker 1: probably right now? You know if you get the eighty percent,
Speaker 1: it's time to hang it up, right, settle down? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial her phone number right now, get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and get your second date update. You ready,
Speaker 1: Let's do this? All? Right? Here we go? Hello? Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Lana please? This is Lana. Hey, Lanna?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. I'm I'm fine. Are you sure? Why
Speaker 1: are you calling me? Because I recently got an email
Speaker 1: from one of our listeners about you. Okay, so much
Speaker 1: dramatic pausing? Are you okay, Lana? What are you doing
Speaker 1: right now? I'm nervous? What's going on? Well? We do
Speaker 1: a segment called the second date Update on our show.
Speaker 1: It's basically, if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody and end up not calling them back, they email
Speaker 1: us to see if we can get you on the
Speaker 1: phone and ask why. And you recently went out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody who listens to our show, and
Speaker 1: he asked us to call you today. This is really strange.
Speaker 1: His name is Evan. You met him out at the
Speaker 1: club a little while ago. Did you like Evan? Oh? Gosh, um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I you don't know if you liked him?
Speaker 1: I didn't. Did things started one way and then they
Speaker 1: ended another way? And so I I just don't. I
Speaker 1: just don't think that we're a good match. What do
Speaker 1: you mean it started one way and ended another. Well,
Speaker 1: we met in the club and we were like dancing
Speaker 1: and everything was fine, and then we went off to
Speaker 1: have a conversation away from all of those So he
Speaker 1: told us about that, and he said that you guys
Speaker 1: were actually about to leave to go back to his place,
Speaker 1: and then your friends texted and we're like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: worried about you. Where are you? And then you left.
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Did you make up
Speaker 1: that text message? Because we've heard her girls doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so your friends really didn't have an emergency. No, all right,
Speaker 1: So you just wanted to get away from Evan? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Was it just that when you actually talked to him,
Speaker 1: you saw how doochey he was. No. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: definitely got um, definitely got a BROI vibe, which I
Speaker 1: didn't mind. Um. But we were sitting there and in
Speaker 1: the club. I hadn't noticed because it was dark, that
Speaker 1: he was wearing a Ferrari leather jack. Oh stop it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is amazing, dude. What did you think about him
Speaker 1: wearing a Ferrari jacket? I thought it was kind of sexy.
Speaker 1: I liked I liked it as confused because dudes who
Speaker 1: drive nice cars like Ferraris and Porsches a lot of
Speaker 1: times they'll rock the key chains and the hats, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, do girls like that? Or is that
Speaker 1: just a douche move. Well, it's actually funny you mentioned
Speaker 1: that because he did have a key chain as well.
Speaker 1: Do you like that? Though? That didn't bother you, It
Speaker 1: didn't know, it didn't bother me. We had a really
Speaker 1: nice conversation about Ferrari's. I started asking and he said
Speaker 1: it was like life changing. Right, I'm in a Ferrari
Speaker 1: because I'd never been in one, and he was like
Speaker 1: really describing it to me and how powerful it makes
Speaker 1: me feel, and really like he was really selling it
Speaker 1: to me. I was like, wow, that sounds goot. Were
Speaker 1: you just excited about this guy at a club because
Speaker 1: now he's a rich guy on top of a guy
Speaker 1: that you were dancing with. Well, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Once I found out about that, I did think he
Speaker 1: was a little bit of a baller and I was
Speaker 1: definitely intrigued guy. I was definitely on board with the
Speaker 1: lifestyle that he appeemed to be living. I dated dude
Speaker 1: with a Ferrari shirt. I can thank you for being
Speaker 1: honest about that. A lot of people wouldn't be honest.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, no, I didn't care. But if I
Speaker 1: met anybody who had a Ferrari, if I was talking
Speaker 1: to a girl in the club, I'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it would be sexy. Yeah, I was. I was very
Speaker 1: interested in him, and we were going to go for
Speaker 1: a ride. We were going to leave, and we walked
Speaker 1: outside and he took out his keys with the Ferrari
Speaker 1: key chain on it, and he hit the dismantled the
Speaker 1: alarm button and he had a camera, so he did.
Speaker 1: So he's wearing Ferrari stuff and driving a camera. Does
Speaker 1: he have a Ferrari? Did you ask him about that,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We had thirty feet before we got
Speaker 1: to the camera. I freaked out because I was like
Speaker 1: he might be lying about other stuff, because it seemed
Speaker 1: to me he was presenting himself as one way and
Speaker 1: really he was another. Do you feel like he was
Speaker 1: trying to use like the Ferrari jacket in the Ferrari
Speaker 1: key chain as part of his game. I think so.
Speaker 1: I felt that way. I just felt duped and I
Speaker 1: didn't like it. Would would you have been would you
Speaker 1: have been all interested in him if you knew from
Speaker 1: the get go that he he drove a camera. It
Speaker 1: wouldn't have bothered me that he drove a camera because
Speaker 1: I wasn't enjoying his company. But I just didn't like that.
Speaker 1: I felt like he was lying, Yeah, that he wasn't
Speaker 1: wearing a camera jacket and a camera hey lot of
Speaker 1: I would like to ask him if that's just part
Speaker 1: of the thing that he does to get girls. Aren't
Speaker 1: you curious? And mean, yeah, I'm pretty curious. Perfect because
Speaker 1: he's actually on the other line listening and we can
Speaker 1: ask him right now. Oh god, are you serious? I
Speaker 1: never told you I owned a Ferrari. Okay, we just
Speaker 1: talked about him. I never said I owned him. That's
Speaker 1: that's on you if you believe that. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't really know what you expected me to think. When
Speaker 1: you're wearing a Ferrari jacket, you're carrying the keys and
Speaker 1: the key chain, and you're acting like your day to
Speaker 1: day life is driving around in a Ferrari vot. You
Speaker 1: present a good but don't act no, no, no, Look,
Speaker 1: you carry around a Couci parse. I'm just supposed to
Speaker 1: assume that you won't a factory in Italy. Come on,
Speaker 1: if I'm carrying around a Gucci purse, you can assume
Speaker 1: that I'm carrying a Gucci purse. I don't assume that
Speaker 1: you own a Ferrari factory because you have a Ferrari
Speaker 1: jack Yeah, And the difference is she actually has the purse.
Speaker 1: She's not wearing a jacket that says she has a
Speaker 1: Gucci purse and then she pulls out a Kenneth cole
Speaker 1: One whatever. Okay, we talked about the time I drove
Speaker 1: a Ferrari, right, I mean that's in the past, past tense.
Speaker 1: I drove a Ferrari. Okay, I'm not currently driving one,
Speaker 1: and I never said I was currently driving a Ferrari.
Speaker 1: You said to me that I should really try it
Speaker 1: sometimes because it's the most powerful feeling on earth. Being
Speaker 1: behind the wheel of a ferrari is like having all
Speaker 1: these horses in front of you and pulling you over around.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what, Launa, Launa, I was going to
Speaker 1: show you the most powerful thing on earth, but you
Speaker 1: can get my camera. Oh. I'm glad that I'm never
Speaker 1: ever ever gonna be with you because you tried to
Speaker 1: dupe me. And if you're lying about your ferrari, God
Speaker 1: knows what you're lying about in your pants. I would
Speaker 1: love to ask you at this point, Lona, would you
Speaker 1: like to go on a second date with Evan. We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. I would rather drink motor oil, Ferrari,
Speaker 1: motor oil or whatever. Lata. One day I will have
Speaker 1: a Ferrari and you ain't gonna get a ride. Uh.
Speaker 1: That's a really nice dream, Evan. I'm really excited to
Speaker 1: when you get a cardboard box and right ferrari on
Speaker 1: the side of whatever. Thank you, Lona, I appreciate your time.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, Evan. Oh, Evan, Sorry you couldn't get a
Speaker 1: second date, man, Yeah, just be tripping about this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the morning, why don't you tell him back. Just
Speaker 1: kicked their eyes on me and said you holding back.
Speaker 1: Just said, Shin pans me. This