Speaker 1: Everybody is a Bobby Ball show. Bobby, all right, where
Speaker 1: did you get trapped? And I asked that because there
Speaker 1: was a guy's working on an ATM. The thing shuts
Speaker 1: on him and he's trapped inside the ATM, and so
Speaker 1: people will come up and he passes out through the
Speaker 1: receipt whole notes. They're like, hell mate, you're trying to
Speaker 1: get cash. And then you're like why, So where have
Speaker 1: you been trapped? Hey, Timmy, what's happening buddy? Or what's
Speaker 1: going on? Tell me where you were trapped? Well, I
Speaker 1: was working on my car. I was like eighteen and
Speaker 1: it was like twelve years ago, and I was working
Speaker 1: on my car and I had it jacked up. And
Speaker 1: where I had it jacked up, it was it was
Speaker 1: real soft. And the jack failed and the car come
Speaker 1: down and pinned me under the car. Oh my cut
Speaker 1: and I couldn't. I was in the in the in
Speaker 1: the dirt. It wasn't the concrete, or asked. But I
Speaker 1: couldn't get my shoulders around to like dig out from
Speaker 1: under myself so I could get out because my shoulders
Speaker 1: were thin. Back. But my cousin came by and she
Speaker 1: jacked the car up and I was able to get
Speaker 1: out from under it, and it was about two hours. Dude,
Speaker 1: you're lucky you're not dead. Yeah, wow, damn, Hey, that's crazy. Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: Do you ever dream about that, because that's a traumatic experience. Yes, sir, Yeah,
Speaker 1: who man? As Jerry Cloud used to say, who. Once
Speaker 1: at work, I got trapped in the storage it's closet
Speaker 1: where all the prizes are for two hours. I went
Speaker 1: in the door shut and I was like, I couldn't
Speaker 1: get out, and the doors were really thick wood and
Speaker 1: I was banging. Nobody could hear me the back of
Speaker 1: the building, and luck like, I get to work hours early.
Speaker 1: And then finally whenever we else showed up, They're like,
Speaker 1: where's Bobby? And I was like, oh man, And finally
Speaker 1: someone was like, what's that noise? It was me stuck
Speaker 1: in the equipment closet. Yeah. I was stuck in there
Speaker 1: with like all the free sets and koozies. It was
Speaker 1: like prize of galore all right, Amy, Where were you
Speaker 1: trapped in an elevator? Yeah? When I was coming to
Speaker 1: work once. But I got out. I wasn't like chopped forever.
Speaker 1: No one how to rescue me. But I did have
Speaker 1: to press the button and like it calls. Remember that's
Speaker 1: a thing. It's almost like calling nine to one one.
Speaker 1: Even if you need it, it still feels weird, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're an elevator. And then they're like hello, And
Speaker 1: it was so it was I was all my way
Speaker 1: to work and it was so early in the morning.
Speaker 1: I feel like it had been transferred to someone who
Speaker 1: was working from home, Like you know how calls get
Speaker 1: transferred to maybe someone that's at home and they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'm trapped an elevator, Like Kenneth, why are you
Speaker 1: calling you this hour? No? No, no, it's not Kenneth
Speaker 1: to Damian and I'm an elevator. Yes, help me. Okay,
Speaker 1: Hey Brittany, Hey, good morning guy talking about getting trapped.
Speaker 1: What do you think? Yeah, So, my husband and I
Speaker 1: moved into a new apartment complex that has a gated
Speaker 1: parking deck. So I drive into the parking deck and
Speaker 1: my husband's outside braining groceries, and I parked my car
Speaker 1: on the eighth floor and I get out and I
Speaker 1: cannot find the exit anywhere, like to get out of
Speaker 1: the parking deck or to get into the apartment. I
Speaker 1: can't find any doors anywhere. So I'm walking up and
Speaker 1: down and I look out over and I see my
Speaker 1: husband walking on the sidewalk. So I yell out to him,
Speaker 1: can you help me? I'm stuck in this parking deck
Speaker 1: and he just looks up and starts laughing. He doesn't
Speaker 1: even try and help me for at least fifteen minutes,
Speaker 1: because and how did you get out? He finally found
Speaker 1: the door. But I was just stuck walking up and
Speaker 1: down this parking deck trying to find an eggsit and
Speaker 1: didn't get out a Seinfeld episode. Really can't find the car,
Speaker 1: they're just walking. Yeah, Hey, thank you, Brende. I appreciate
Speaker 1: you for calling you. Appreciate you. Yeah, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Brenian and Richmond, Virginia. Let me do another one, hey,
Speaker 1: Lauren and Iowa City and Lauren, let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you by Iowa. I love it. I
Speaker 1: went to I only been one time. That's my favorite places.
Speaker 1: I love it. I it was amazing. Anyway, enough about me,
Speaker 1: about you. Um, So, I got stuck in a walk
Speaker 1: in freezer at work at Kinnick Stadium, the football stadium,
Speaker 1: and I was city. Um, I was catering there and
Speaker 1: we were doing like caring for the suite upstairs, and
Speaker 1: I went down to go get something from the freezer
Speaker 1: and it stealed. It's like a that Brady Bunch episode
Speaker 1: where they get stuck in the meat locker the freezer. So, wait,
Speaker 1: did you worry you were gonna like die? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know that like flight or you know fight thing. I
Speaker 1: definitely like went into like I'm gonna this is it,
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna die here. Like I kind of just
Speaker 1: like gave up. It has been kind of a while,
Speaker 1: and I had my phone, but my boss upstairs wasn't answering,
Speaker 1: so I just assumed that this was how I was
Speaker 1: gonna go. You couldn't call anybody else. Um, yeah, like
Speaker 1: in retrospect, I could have called anybody in the world.
Speaker 1: That's my thought. Okay, the Boston call, anybody. I just
Speaker 1: hit numbers. Maybe the elevator guy from Amy's Elevator answered,
Speaker 1: Kenneth what no, no, no, I'm trapped in the ice machine.
Speaker 1: Thank you for your call. Hey, Laura, appreciate you. Appreciate you.
Speaker 1: All right, Brandy, Hey, great, you're good. I'm good. Hey
Speaker 1: it's Bobby. You good. Yeah, I'm good. All right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna let you hop in this game. Um,
Speaker 1: you and Amy are gonna play real or fake. It's
Speaker 1: a I'll give you a headline from Florida, and you
Speaker 1: tell me if it's a real one or a fake one. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys, good. Ammy Rutcher's down because I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: her go first. Brandy, you live in Oklahoma City. What
Speaker 1: do you do for a living? I'm a clinic director
Speaker 1: for dental offices. Look at you? Professional? You have to
Speaker 1: wear like professional clothes. Scrubs, Oh, scrubs. That would be
Speaker 1: the most amazing thing. They're comfortable, pretty comfy. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: Here's headline number one. Eighty six year old Florida man
Speaker 1: accused of running a fight club at local retirement home.
Speaker 1: That's her story. I've been accused of running a fight
Speaker 1: club with residence at a veryo beach retirement home. The
Speaker 1: nurses began to notice unusual cut some bruises on other
Speaker 1: elderly residents. Is that real or fake? Anything about that? Brandy?
Speaker 1: Real or fake? I'm gonna go fake, Amy, real, It
Speaker 1: is fake, Brandy with a point. Interesting. Next up, Florida
Speaker 1: man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad.
Speaker 1: He helped berth him. Florida man arrested after hitting out
Speaker 1: with pizza. Real, she yells, REALFI to get through the story.
Speaker 1: A man was arrested her domestic battery after hitting his
Speaker 1: dad in the face of the slice of pizza because
Speaker 1: he was mad his dad helped birth him. Fake, you
Speaker 1: say fake, The answer is real, Brandy, you're cleaning up
Speaker 1: over here. Hey, Hey, Amy's over two. What do you
Speaker 1: want to say to her right now? She's her head's
Speaker 1: hanging in shame? It is Hey, I guess my crazy
Speaker 1: late hours a little bit better than your allR Here
Speaker 1: we go. Florida man busted as a fake doctor who
Speaker 1: practiced medicine and delivered babies in Gainesville Medical Center. A
Speaker 1: forty ye year old Florida man was arrest after posing
Speaker 1: as a doctor for over two years, altered diploma, altered
Speaker 1: medical transcripts, altered letters of recommendation, and actually delivered babies
Speaker 1: at the hospital. Is that fake or real? I'm going
Speaker 1: to rail Amy, real, it's fake? Oh my gosh, listen,
Speaker 1: here's here's that could happen. Though. I know that Brandy's
Speaker 1: leading here, but let's not let the league get buried.
Speaker 1: Amy hasn't got one right yet. That's right. I mean
Speaker 1: I've really wanted that eighty six year old fight club
Speaker 1: at the retirement home. Gonna be real. I'm still sitting
Speaker 1: on that one. Yeah. Um. A Florida man intentionally drove
Speaker 1: Ferrari into the ocean at top speed. A forty eight
Speaker 1: year old Florida man purposely drove his Ferrari Ferrari off
Speaker 1: a Palm Beach, Florida highway close to twundred miles an
Speaker 1: hour right into the ocean. I'm gonna go fake, Amy, real,
Speaker 1: it's real. Yes, Amy just launched it right in the ocean.
Speaker 1: Why in the world would he do that? I know
Speaker 1: one more, let's see. Okay, how about this one. A
Speaker 1: Florida man who had allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics
Speaker 1: in standoff after swat promises on pizza. Okay, listen closely.
Speaker 1: A Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting
Speaker 1: them Coldplay lyrics and warning them of retribution, was persuaded
Speaker 1: by police to end to standoff in return for a
Speaker 1: fresh slice of pizza. I'll go real, Amy, all right, real, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's real. But Brandy's our winner here. Brandy, come on,
Speaker 1: the show with your it's your rookie appearance. I assume yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you win. What do we ever? What do we
Speaker 1: let me? Let's go to Raymundo's what the prize is? Hey, Raimundo,
Speaker 1: what's our prize? Whatever she wants? I think we might
Speaker 1: have something real good? Yeah, it means we have nothing
Speaker 1: something real. Hold on. I have twenty dollars in my
Speaker 1: wallet that we didn't get a hold on our options here?
Speaker 1: What else do we have in the room? Raymond? Looking? Okay,
Speaker 1: how would you like to sign up your book? You
Speaker 1: want to sign a book in twenty dollars? I can
Speaker 1: put twenty dollars in the book. I would love a
Speaker 1: sign book. That would be awesome. Okay, I'm sorry the
Speaker 1: prize isn't better. I just wanted to get you on
Speaker 1: to play the game, but they don't give us much
Speaker 1: just in general. Hey, I'm good, I'm great. They want
Speaker 1: to keep us humble, you know, Hold on a minute,
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, you're welcome. Thank you. There's Brandy Amy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you lost that game. Okay. I's got good
Speaker 1: crazy people though. I gotta give credit to Taste of
Speaker 1: Country their blog because they gave me the idea they
Speaker 1: posted on their website. Hey, what's the first country song
Speaker 1: you remember listening to? And you have to think back,
Speaker 1: first song ever her? And so for me, like my
Speaker 1: grandmother was a die hard country music band, so I
Speaker 1: was my mom and I just kept thinking back as
Speaker 1: far as I could, and for me, it was John
Speaker 1: Anderson swinging, and here's that song right here, and then
Speaker 1: we should sing it. We sing this round the house
Speaker 1: all the time, and it actually gave it made me
Speaker 1: feel good because I haven't thought about it a long time.
Speaker 1: So this is my first ever country song as far
Speaker 1: as I remember, as John Anderson swinging there you got
Speaker 1: me out here all right? Amy, the first country song
Speaker 1: that you remember listening to as a kid, Yep. My
Speaker 1: dad it was always playing Kenny Rogers. So I remember
Speaker 1: the Gambler, Here you go, you got to go, No,
Speaker 1: when the fold up, No, when the walk to run? Oooh.
Speaker 1: I go back to when we went on a family
Speaker 1: trip to Big Band in Texas and my dad put
Speaker 1: this tape bond of Johnny Cash and played Ring of
Speaker 1: Fire over and over and I was like, what is
Speaker 1: this man? This sounds like old stuff. I thought it
Speaker 1: was one like the eighteen hundreds. Oh the old organ trail,
Speaker 1: Johnny Cash leading the organ trail. I here's ring of
Speaker 1: fire to burning, ring of fire. I went down down
Speaker 1: and the flames one fire and it burns burns burn,
Speaker 1: the ring of fire, the ring of fire. All right,
Speaker 1: Morgan number two, you're only twenty five, so your answers
Speaker 1: is gonna be different than ours. What's the first country
Speaker 1: song that you remember listening to? It was Ready to
Speaker 1: Run by Dixie Chicks. My sisters were watching Runaway Bride,
Speaker 1: and after I heard it in that movie, I just
Speaker 1: basically put it on repeat. Here's ready to Run. It's
Speaker 1: uh segments like this that made me feel old. When
Speaker 1: she's going my first one ever? I know, I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like driving my car, Sam Hunt Body like
Speaker 1: a backgroup Lunchbox. The Dance by Garth Brooks. My buddy Aaron,
Speaker 1: every time we got in his minivan, he made his
Speaker 1: mom fast forward the cassette to the dance. Here it
Speaker 1: is a better dude, Jane, I could have missed the van.
Speaker 1: That was an epic junior high dance song where they
Speaker 1: would play it and everyone would want to go dance
Speaker 1: to it, but nobody had the courage to actually go
Speaker 1: out and dance to it until like the middle when
Speaker 1: one person would and then by the time it worked
Speaker 1: around the room, the song was over and they were
Speaker 1: going into right, said Fred or something that must have
Speaker 1: happened all over I remember that too. It's being uncomfortable
Speaker 1: as a twelve year old. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1: Right here you go. A five year old boy is
Speaker 1: credited with saving his mom. Her names and Nicole. She
Speaker 1: had an asthma attack center cardiac arrest and she was
Speaker 1: able to call nine one one, but she couldn't speak
Speaker 1: because of the asthma attack. So her son, Mitchell, who's five,
Speaker 1: took the phone and said, Hey, here's my address and
Speaker 1: we need to get help to mom. A five year
Speaker 1: old knew the home address. Wow, that's prepared us by
Speaker 1: their parents. Yes, very much, that right. Paramedics say that
Speaker 1: the asthma patients are really difficult to resuscitate and it's
Speaker 1: been a long on recovery for her, but she's okay.
Speaker 1: And really because he was five and he knew their address,
Speaker 1: it all comes down to that he actually knew their address,
Speaker 1: or to get him too, because eventually they can trace
Speaker 1: the call. But it takes a second. Yeah, do your
Speaker 1: kids know your home? I literally was just thinking that.
Speaker 1: I was like, I should ask them. See what they say.
Speaker 1: I know they know every code to get into our house.
Speaker 1: Each one of our doors has a different code, and
Speaker 1: I'm always impressed that they know all of the numbers
Speaker 1: to get in. Well, if they don't know your address
Speaker 1: is probably because you haven't taught it. That's my problem.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I've taught them codes. They know how
Speaker 1: to get in, but I don't think I've ever been
Speaker 1: like hey in case of emergency. But I just feel
Speaker 1: like I get nervous too that they would just like
Speaker 1: get with some stranger and be like, this is where
Speaker 1: I lived, taking to my house. I knew all the codes.
Speaker 1: I could keep you that's funny. Well that's the story.
Speaker 1: Is awesome. A five year old saved his mom knew
Speaker 1: the address, and good for the mom for teaching it
Speaker 1: to them. Yeah, that was tell me something good boy
Speaker 1: show sorry day. This story comes us from Alabama. Two
Speaker 1: men were in a house and they were having some
Speaker 1: drinks and they started arguing. Not sure what they were
Speaker 1: arguing about. One guy got mad because the guy didn't
Speaker 1: see his point of view. Went outside lift the house
Speaker 1: on fire. Well and another guy got out. Okay, but
Speaker 1: the one guy was charged with arson. House burned down,
Speaker 1: house burned down. Yes, and obviously, as you said, they
Speaker 1: were alcohol. Yeah, it was around two am and alcohol
Speaker 1: was involved. Do you think when you drink that you
Speaker 1: your natural self comes out a little bit? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: you when somebody does something crazy like burns the house down,
Speaker 1: is that there natural? Are they just really an arsonist
Speaker 1: in their heart? No? I think it something you've always
Speaker 1: wanted to do, is burn something, and you feel a
Speaker 1: little bit looser, so you're like, oh, you know what,
Speaker 1: I can do it now, like sort of like when
Speaker 1: you've been drinking, you think, oh I can jump over
Speaker 1: a car or jump over something or and you're like,
Speaker 1: you know what, you get more courage. So you're saying,
Speaker 1: this person probably always wanted to burn something down, so
Speaker 1: secretly in their heart they were a bit of an arsenist.
Speaker 1: They were a bit of an arsenist, and they finally
Speaker 1: saw the opportunity like, I'm going for it. You ever
Speaker 1: do anything like that? I've never I've burned stuff when
Speaker 1: I'm sober. No, but I'm talking about you ever have
Speaker 1: anything when you've been drinking a bit, and you're like,
Speaker 1: I've tried to climb some things, Like I'm like, I
Speaker 1: want to go up on top of that structure. Oh
Speaker 1: so you're a climber and you're oh, wow, yeah I
Speaker 1: did that one time. Um, let's see what else. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's plenty of times I've done some stupid stuff with women. Oh,
Speaker 1: with women. Yeah, like I'm gonna go go for that
Speaker 1: chick and then yeah, and then what and then what?
Speaker 1: And then I realized that bad idea? All right there? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm munch boxed at your bone head story of the day.
Speaker 1: Get your buddy and miss THEO. This is right. Listen
Speaker 1: to this. Eddie had to bust a window because the
Speaker 1: baby got still, Yes, a real baby, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to point fingers baby. Oh yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: our baby, our foster baby, foster baby. Tell telling me
Speaker 1: the story. Okay, so we go to our friend's pool
Speaker 1: and we go to this house and we're all getting
Speaker 1: out of the car and the baby's still in the car.
Speaker 1: But my five year olds the last one to get
Speaker 1: to the car. He thinks he's helping. We're like, I'll
Speaker 1: just lock the door and close the doors with a
Speaker 1: key still in it, and so we're still saying hi
Speaker 1: to our friends are like, i'll give us. Say we're
Speaker 1: gonna take the baby out doors locked and our five
Speaker 1: year olds like, nah, I took care of it. I
Speaker 1: locked it. We're like, oh my gosh, it's like a
Speaker 1: hundred degrees out here and the baby's still in there.
Speaker 1: So we all start panicking. We're like, well, call the
Speaker 1: fire department. Rights first thing you do. One of the
Speaker 1: dad's there, he's like, no, no, no, I got it.
Speaker 1: I got a tool. I'll just break the back window.
Speaker 1: He's gonna break the window. So he's car our car,
Speaker 1: Our tahoe. So he just goes, I'm gonna break the window.
Speaker 1: Like he's like, I got He's like that's all we
Speaker 1: can do, Like, really, what are we There's nothing else
Speaker 1: we can do with call fire department. They'll get here
Speaker 1: in ten minutes and do it, or I'll do it. Okay,
Speaker 1: do it now. So the dad comes out with like
Speaker 1: the screwdriver and he just pops the back window and
Speaker 1: it just all shatters. Yes like that, and so we
Speaker 1: crawl in there. Wow, and we unlocked the doors and
Speaker 1: get the baby out. We're like, oh well, yeah, from
Speaker 1: that time dad locked the door until they had to
Speaker 1: break the window. What was the time, That's about five
Speaker 1: minutes all of us discussing like what are we There's
Speaker 1: like three minutes of panicking and then one minute of
Speaker 1: the dad being like, I'll take care of it, and
Speaker 1: then he gets the tool and pops the window and
Speaker 1: the baby's okay, baby's fine. Baby was just like like
Speaker 1: nothing going on. But yeah, I mean what three repair?
Speaker 1: Window repair? We're like, you know what, it's worth it,
Speaker 1: it's worth doing it. But after everything settled, I was
Speaker 1: a little like I was a little up set, and
Speaker 1: I know it was an accident in the five year old,
Speaker 1: totally poor five year old. He cried for like an
Speaker 1: hour straight because he was just guilty. Did you make
Speaker 1: him no? Now? He just saw the broken window and
Speaker 1: he just felt like he kind of knew that it
Speaker 1: was his vault and he locked the door. But he
Speaker 1: cried for a whole hour, and I felt like, you know, buddy,
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's all right. Three though, Wow, did were
Speaker 1: you ever like maybe we should call a fire department? Oh,
Speaker 1: that was the first thing I thought, that's I mean,
Speaker 1: why I'm not gonna. I saw a video once of
Speaker 1: a guy trying to break a window and it with
Speaker 1: a hammer and he couldn't do it. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look like an idiot in front of all
Speaker 1: these other dads trying to break the window. Then this
Speaker 1: other dad came to the rescue. I mean maybe he's
Speaker 1: a karthief or something. He's like, you know, like, no problem.
Speaker 1: He's like, are you go get the baby out? Did
Speaker 1: it was the party over? No? That was the start
Speaker 1: of the party. What about when it rained all weekend?
Speaker 1: So we did tape it with plastic. All the dads
Speaker 1: got together and we did a little duct tape and
Speaker 1: trash bags and we covered it. It was like that
Speaker 1: for a day until we can get it fixed. Eddie
Speaker 1: has two foster kids. He has his two children. He's
Speaker 1: fostering two children as well. Any update there, Oh, everything's
Speaker 1: just going great. I mean, yes, every thing's good as
Speaker 1: far as you know. Where we are with their their
Speaker 1: biological parents, we're just sitting awaiting really no update on that,
Speaker 1: so we're just doing our role bones, I mean waiting
Speaker 1: on what on they have court Their biological parents have
Speaker 1: court issues that they do that they go visit the judge,
Speaker 1: and the judge sees their their improvements and how they're
Speaker 1: doing and see if they we're gonna get their kids back. Wow.
Speaker 1: So we just kind of wait on that. In the meantime,
Speaker 1: I mean, these kids are just part of our family.
Speaker 1: Everyone gets along. The little kids are like they act
Speaker 1: like brothers, They play like brothers, they fight like brothers.
Speaker 1: They lock each other in the car out of the car.
Speaker 1: So how does your wife feel, because we're going on
Speaker 1: toward July through December, the raging idiots are, Yeah, how
Speaker 1: does she feel that you're gonna be gone for two
Speaker 1: and three days? Like she mentions it, you know, like
Speaker 1: maybe once every three days, you know, like we'll have
Speaker 1: a rough day and she'll just say like, man, I
Speaker 1: can't believe you're gonna like take off some of these weekends.
Speaker 1: And I'll be like, yeah, but that'll be short, like
Speaker 1: I'll be back on Sunday. And so we just kind of,
Speaker 1: you know, this is what I do. She knows that.
Speaker 1: And then when we decided to foster, we knew we
Speaker 1: were gonna have to do this, and so we're just
Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna roll with it. Well, if you want
Speaker 1: to come to our shows Denver, Chicago, San Antonio, Louisville.
Speaker 1: We'd love to see at El Paso. Raging Idiots dot com.
Speaker 1: Eddie and myself our comedy and music show, Raging Idiots
Speaker 1: dot Com. So Eddie and I put out a comedy
Speaker 1: record called The Raging Idiots Live, and we did it
Speaker 1: in Boston, and we're hopping out on the road. Man.
Speaker 1: We go to Denver and just a couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: which is crazy. Our first show we do Denver, then Chicago,
Speaker 1: San Antonio, Austin, Amrilla, Louisville, Vegas. There's a lot happening.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wow, I know which one? Do you come
Speaker 1: into Austin? Austin? Yeah, Raging Idiots dot com. If you
Speaker 1: want to get tickets? What did you do lunchbikes? It's
Speaker 1: called bathroom confession. So I go sit in the stall
Speaker 1: in the bathroom and I wait for someone to sit
Speaker 1: in the stall next to me, and then I asked
Speaker 1: them for life advice. Oh how creepy would it be
Speaker 1: if somebody's just like, because that's what he does here?
Speaker 1: Stall one? What of it's stall two? Yeah, So my
Speaker 1: wife's sister send me a dirty pick and I don't
Speaker 1: know how to like respond like do I tell my
Speaker 1: wife or do I tell my sister in law? Hey,
Speaker 1: you need to cut that out. He didn't come. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so don't say anything to either one. All right,
Speaker 1: thanks Matt. That's not bad advice, though, And the guy
Speaker 1: was just straightforward like, yeah, here's what I think about it.
Speaker 1: Laugh it out. That's funny. Lunch boxes in a public bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in a stall, and when someone says next
Speaker 1: to me, knocks on the wall and asks for advice,
Speaker 1: you ask someone because you got fired, apparently, lunchbox. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I fake like I got fired, but I was scared
Speaker 1: to tell my wife. So I was taking business trips anyway,
Speaker 1: and I was seeing if I should tell her after
Speaker 1: a month because I was feeling bad. All right, Stall one,
Speaker 1: what of it's Stall two. I got from my job
Speaker 1: like a month ago, and I've been taking these business
Speaker 1: trips just because I didn't want to tell my wife
Speaker 1: that I got fired. I think I need to tell
Speaker 1: my wife. I just don't know how to leave a note.
Speaker 1: Do I write it in a card or should tell
Speaker 1: her like you should a bus conversation? Okay, so text message,
Speaker 1: don't either League works No, thanks man, I'm sorry buying.
Speaker 1: I know it's awkward and works out for very nice. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, you almost have no other thing to do
Speaker 1: but to answer, Yeah, you're not going anywhere trapped, all right.
Speaker 1: Bathroom confessions lunchbox goes into a public bathroom. Where are
Speaker 1: you doing these? By the way, I was doing them
Speaker 1: in airports just because I knew there was a lot
Speaker 1: of people coming and going. So you're gonna have a
Speaker 1: lot of traffic, and so you're gonna get a lot
Speaker 1: of people. Install three, stall four, stall one, So you
Speaker 1: go to the busiest. He's the airport. So he's sitting
Speaker 1: in the airport bathroom knocking on the stall. I'm surprised
Speaker 1: they don't think you want to do something else, all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's when you start your foot under, yea.
Speaker 1: And when the international signs to slide your foot under,
Speaker 1: I thought you slid a piece of toilet paper. Use.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. All I know is that
Speaker 1: lunchboxes at airport bathrooms knocking on the wall, getting advice
Speaker 1: from people. And this one you lost a bunch of money, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, I lost five thousand at the casino last
Speaker 1: night and it was supposed to be a down payment
Speaker 1: for our car. What should I do? Stall one? What
Speaker 1: up a stall two? I lost five thousand at the
Speaker 1: casino last night, which was supposed to be a down
Speaker 1: payment for a car. And I don't know how to
Speaker 1: tell my wife dollars Yeah, shout like lie and say
Speaker 1: the five thousand fell out of my pockets the truth? Yeah? True?
Speaker 1: You think I should get her some flowers? Chocolate? Oh, chocolate.
Speaker 1: There you go. That's a good advice. That's do one more.
Speaker 1: Here's you go, lunchboxes. Knocking on the wall, Stall four,
Speaker 1: Stall three. I need some life advice? Can you help
Speaker 1: me out? Stall four? Stall three, Stall four, Stall four.
Speaker 1: I convinced my wifie we named our daughter. That's good guy.
Speaker 1: I didn't want anything to do with that. He didn't
Speaker 1: answer anything, just flush in there. Oh, I saw his feet.
Speaker 1: I was looking at his feet. That's why I kept
Speaker 1: knocking because I know you're there, like I know you're there,
Speaker 1: and you are just ignoring me. And he would not respond,
Speaker 1: And so I just went into it. And I don't
Speaker 1: know if he even got done. He just got up
Speaker 1: and left. He flush was out there. You go, there's lunchbox,
Speaker 1: having people talked to him while they're both sitting on
Speaker 1: the toilet. There it is Bobby Bone Show. As we
Speaker 1: do get to know the Bobby Bones Show. The question
Speaker 1: is what's the most exciting event you've ever witnessed? Amy,
Speaker 1: It's a no. When any question, you can put it
Speaker 1: out whatever you want. I've had exciting things happen, and
Speaker 1: even for other people, like going to a military homecoming coming,
Speaker 1: like my husband was in the Air Force and I
Speaker 1: went to a lot of those where people had been
Speaker 1: overseas and it was just really exciting to see soldiers
Speaker 1: come home and like hug their spouses, my own kids
Speaker 1: I adopted from Haiti. I got to watch you all
Speaker 1: video at at the airport. That was pretty exciting to
Speaker 1: see that back. And uh, but I have to say
Speaker 1: most exciting was being a Dancing with the stars, Like
Speaker 1: I've never been more like genuinely shocked or excited, and
Speaker 1: like I happen to be filming at the time and
Speaker 1: I got to watch it back, and I feel like
Speaker 1: my I saw it in myself, my genuine like excitement
Speaker 1: and it was so cool to see that because what
Speaker 1: was that like, so I was there, I don't think
Speaker 1: if I had seen it on TV, it would have
Speaker 1: been the same experience, but being there was like Nutso,
Speaker 1: so you're sitting there and they say no phones. They
Speaker 1: say no phones, and I had on my phones and
Speaker 1: they stopped recording. Waist yeah, and she's like recording, looking
Speaker 1: up and they're they're around, they around the mirrorball. There
Speaker 1: are four of our teams left, and yeah, by the way,
Speaker 1: they drug on forever and they were like dancing with
Speaker 1: the stars and they just stop. And then what are
Speaker 1: you thinking? As it's just sitting there, I'm thinking, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm they're gonna call Bobby's name or
Speaker 1: And I was thinking, I hope because I had on
Speaker 1: insta story and that's only fifteen seconds long, and I
Speaker 1: didn't know for sure when to hit record would be
Speaker 1: the right time. And I was also thinking, like, don't
Speaker 1: run out of time, hurry up and just say the
Speaker 1: name already. But I honestly didn't know if it was
Speaker 1: gonna be you. I wanted it to be you, but
Speaker 1: I didn't know. And when they said your name, I
Speaker 1: just like was so shocked and excited. Were you watching
Speaker 1: Tom Bergeron's mouth? No? I was like, no, I couldn't
Speaker 1: really see his Like, there's lots of people and y'all
Speaker 1: were out there, like no, I was looking down to
Speaker 1: my phone and then looking out and then I just
Speaker 1: heard and then her a whole section. We were in
Speaker 1: the Bobby section. So it's not even like I for
Speaker 1: sure knew that I heard your name. I just saw
Speaker 1: all of our friends flipping out too, so I knew, yea,
Speaker 1: even more so than bringing your kids home. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Well listen guys that I knew that. There's a different
Speaker 1: when you say the most exciting thing. Obviously, I'm super
Speaker 1: excited to bring my kids home and that was really cool,
Speaker 1: but there was so and then my husband coming home
Speaker 1: from Afghanistan. All that's exciting. Well, I'm defending myself because
Speaker 1: all that is also emotional and like sad too because
Speaker 1: of like the stuff you had to go through to
Speaker 1: get there. There's so many emotions like with Bobby. Whenny
Speaker 1: Dancing Stars, it was just straight up excitement. It was
Speaker 1: crazy to look over at my section and they were
Speaker 1: just like jumping up and down. Yeah, it was like
Speaker 1: Wisconsin football game. No no, because I'm not a sport
Speaker 1: like it. So you use the sports analogy like I'm
Speaker 1: not a sports fan. I don't know what it's like
Speaker 1: to have my team win. I mean, I'm sure my
Speaker 1: husband would pick I don't know some sporting than he's
Speaker 1: been too over walking through the airport with our kids.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I will say Bobby's team on
Speaker 1: Dancing with Stars, I was invested in that like you
Speaker 1: are with the Cowboys, Eddie. Yeah, that was my My
Speaker 1: team won. Now I watched the Super Bowl and have
Speaker 1: your team this is equivalent to that. Here is Amy's
Speaker 1: instagram when I went Dancing with the Stars and then
Speaker 1: freak out. Here we go. You shouldn't have been recording,
Speaker 1: by the way, but I'm glad you were. That was
Speaker 1: so fun, so fun. All right, the question is the
Speaker 1: most exciting thing you've ever witnessed? Okay, I would say
Speaker 1: I was at War Memorial Stadium. It was an Arkansas
Speaker 1: football game, Arkansas and LSU. Less than a minute left,
Speaker 1: is raining as cold, and Matt Jones drove the field
Speaker 1: and through a hail mere to Decry Birmingham in the
Speaker 1: back corner of the end zone, and we won the game.
Speaker 1: And we jumped on the field, almost broke my leg
Speaker 1: jumping onto like one of those rollers they roll out
Speaker 1: the tarp and I didn't see it blow me. I
Speaker 1: was just jumping on. I was like, I'm out of here, man,
Speaker 1: I'm going on the field to celebrate. I was like
Speaker 1: twenty one, twenty two, twenty three years old. I jumped
Speaker 1: on the field, almost broke my leg. I was dragging
Speaker 1: my leg. I was jumping all over the plays. I
Speaker 1: was in the middle of the players. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: the only time my team's ever won, like last minute,
Speaker 1: like a hail Mary. And it was so exciting because
Speaker 1: no one was expecting it. It was like you saying,
Speaker 1: there wasn't the biggest moment in my life. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: not at all. See but just sheer, like, holy crap,
Speaker 1: I can't believe that happened. That was the most exciting
Speaker 1: thing I've ever seen. Once. Eddie flipped golf cart too,
Speaker 1: and that was pretty exciting. That was fun for you.
Speaker 1: Eddie was behind me. I watched the flip a golf
Speaker 1: cart acidentally. That's pretty exciting. So this day I still
Speaker 1: he was okay, why I didn't know. I was laughing
Speaker 1: so hard. Oh, you would think he came to help.
Speaker 1: He just took pictures. It was so funny. Yeah, lunchbox.
Speaker 1: Most exciting thing you've ever seen. Yeah. June twenty third,
Speaker 1: two thousand and five in San Antonio, I was at
Speaker 1: Game seven of the NBA Finals when the San Antonio
Speaker 1: Spurs beat the Detroit Pistons, and I mean, you want
Speaker 1: to talk about craziness, confetti coming down. I was on
Speaker 1: the court high fiving players and one of the players
Speaker 1: cut up to the net and gave me a piece
Speaker 1: of the net. It was all amazing. So wait, it's
Speaker 1: not the birth of your baby. Oh Bobby brought that up,
Speaker 1: not me, but everybody sees the birth of their baby.
Speaker 1: That is that. That happens a lot, Eddie, most exciting
Speaker 1: moment of your life. You would think I'd say the
Speaker 1: birth of my two babies, but it's not. I was
Speaker 1: at the twenty ten World Series. Three dudes of all sorts.
Speaker 1: I basically picked a sport. I was working news, I
Speaker 1: was a cameraman and I got to be on the
Speaker 1: field when the San Francisco Giants won the World Series
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is amazing. Hank Aaron was there,
Speaker 1: but Giants fan, No, I don't care who was played.
Speaker 1: I was just there. It is like, this is unbelievable,
Speaker 1: Like the whole world is watching. I'm in the middle
Speaker 1: of it. Hey, Morgan number two, maybe you have a
Speaker 1: non sports one. Do you have one? Like if I say,
Speaker 1: what's the most exciting event you ever witnessed, think about
Speaker 1: the Morgan UPI's twenty five. So when SpongeBob started, No,
Speaker 1: it was actually I was at a brewing company on
Speaker 1: the patio and a couple got engaged and then he
Speaker 1: surprised her and they got married right then after the proposal.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I wrote everything in and just like had
Speaker 1: the wedding. Yeah, she was so happy wedding. I was
Speaker 1: just sitting there on the patty. I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool, Bobby. You like that because it was like,
Speaker 1: no waiting, let's just do it. I'm so impatient, right,
Speaker 1: And it's like when I get engaged, like let's just
Speaker 1: get married. And I know you wouldn't be the type too,
Speaker 1: like we're getting married in three years. No, if I've
Speaker 1: decided we should get married, we should get married right now.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel. But she may not, so I
Speaker 1: probably staggered out of it. But I think that's a
Speaker 1: fantastic thing. Yeah, I look at that that's a good one.
Speaker 1: It's time for the good news. Good Sergeant Joseph Richards
Speaker 1: was on duty in Michigan, driving around. He sees a
Speaker 1: little girl running out into traffic and he sees a
Speaker 1: dump truck come in the other direction. He jumps out
Speaker 1: of his car grabs the little girl as the dump
Speaker 1: truck goes flying by. The dump truck slammed on its brakes,
Speaker 1: but they locked up, and the girl was gonna get
Speaker 1: hit by the dump truck if this cop didn't get
Speaker 1: out of his car in time and grab her. Truck
Speaker 1: was too big to stop quick too big to stop quickly. Geez.
Speaker 1: So he jumped out there and got it so he
Speaker 1: could have got hit by the truck too. You know what,
Speaker 1: that's a hero man, someone that puts their life at
Speaker 1: risk to help someone else. That's what it's all about
Speaker 1: right there. That's a good one man. Thanks for that.
Speaker 1: That was tell me something good. I hope your buddy
Speaker 1: and MI miss the Bobby ball. This is the Bobby
Speaker 1: boy over to Amy right now the morning, corny. Why
Speaker 1: do teenagers travel in groups of three? Why do teenagers
Speaker 1: travel in groups of three? Because they can't even I
Speaker 1: butt it? That was the morning, corny and I can't even.
Speaker 1: I was listening back to a show the other day,
Speaker 1: which I don't do a whole lot, but I was
Speaker 1: laughing out loud because Eddie and Lunchbox were arguing over
Speaker 1: who could read commercials the best of those two. Lunchbox like,
Speaker 1: I'm a better reader than Eddie, Yeah, for sure, and
Speaker 1: Eddie's like, I'm bad, but I'm better reading the Lunchbox absolutely,
Speaker 1: so Amy, I have a game I'm gonna make them do. Um. So,
Speaker 1: all right, welcome to the first ever read the commercial game.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, where's my commercial? I can't wait for people
Speaker 1: to hear this. So I guess we'll flip a point
Speaker 1: to see who goes first, and the other ones' gonna
Speaker 1: lead the room because I don't want you guys messing
Speaker 1: with each other. Okay, I would never mess with him,
Speaker 1: but yeah, okay, so Lunchbox with to call it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: call it in the air. Tales never fails. Tales, you
Speaker 1: are heads. So Eddie get to pay. Do you want
Speaker 1: to go first or second? I will go first. You
Speaker 1: will go first? UTO leave the room place? Oh good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get to see the commercial. You will when you
Speaker 1: come back. Now you want Eddie, don't show. Yeah, thanks lunch,
Speaker 1: Joey just want to give them both the same YMCA commercial.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, this is a commercial that Amy would
Speaker 1: do for the YMCA. Okay, well I think i've heard this. Okay,
Speaker 1: here you go, all right, and you're gonna have it's
Speaker 1: a thirty second read. Okay, we're gonna see how you
Speaker 1: do and uh me, Amy and Morgan till be the judges.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Oh my gosh, how long on that?
Speaker 1: I thought it's a thirty Okay, there you go. It
Speaker 1: is a thirty Now are you ready have a thirty
Speaker 1: second time? I'm ready? And you want to see the
Speaker 1: clock as it goes? No? No, no, okay, oh, because
Speaker 1: it's got to be exactly thirty. Well yeah, it's got
Speaker 1: to be close. Yeah, just hold it up and I'll glance,
Speaker 1: all right and go, Hey it's Eddie. And if you're
Speaker 1: a YMCA member like me, you know the Why is
Speaker 1: a great place to connect with our community. Our children
Speaker 1: get to make new friends, moms get to work out
Speaker 1: and take a much needed break, and we all benefit
Speaker 1: from discounts on YMCA programs like swim lessons, youth sports
Speaker 1: and summer camps. Plus why member referral programs allow you
Speaker 1: to refer a friend and you and you can both
Speaker 1: save up to twenty percent every month. So why members
Speaker 1: out there, join me Eddie and share the Y with
Speaker 1: your friends today? Yeah? Okay, yes, time with exactly thirty seconds?
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Now did I mess up a few words? Amy?
Speaker 1: I want to say he messed up a few words.
Speaker 1: It's a little jankie at times, but did the message
Speaker 1: come across? Yeah, okay, let's let's go to the judges here, Amy,
Speaker 1: what would you give him? One through ten? Wow? I
Speaker 1: mean I thought it was pretty good. I don't really
Speaker 1: feel like he messed up, messed up, a little rushed
Speaker 1: in the beginning, but you made it right on time,
Speaker 1: so I guess it worked out. But it seemed like
Speaker 1: the beginning was fast and then it's slowed at the end.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I don't think I'm probably going to
Speaker 1: the hymn. I'm gonna go check out this friends deal
Speaker 1: that they have going on. I'm getting into the night
Speaker 1: and okay, Morgan number two, I don't feel like I
Speaker 1: would go to the Y after. That was really good.
Speaker 1: It was very well read and it was great, but
Speaker 1: it didn't excite me release, but I'll still give you
Speaker 1: a seven. A seven, that's good, I guess so far,
Speaker 1: score fifteen. Thanks for I just mean you only one.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I I have to give you a seven. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's good. I thought it was okay, it was a
Speaker 1: live live I thought you kind of he didn't stumble
Speaker 1: on ord just kind of lost your place with sentences
Speaker 1: and where they should end and go. I felt that
Speaker 1: right in the middle. I give you a seven. So
Speaker 1: there you okay, get done. There's no way lunch gets
Speaker 1: through it. Your your total score is twenty two. Twenty two, baby, Now,
Speaker 1: it's a big deal that you hit thirty right on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a huge deal. In fact, I was. I was
Speaker 1: kind of surprised that you nailed at the time. That's big.
Speaker 1: Okay there. Hey when I looked up with the clock too,
Speaker 1: I lost my place. I score of twenty two. Eddie.
Speaker 1: You have to leave when he comes in twenty two,
Speaker 1: I do, yeah, okay, because you can't be uh you
Speaker 1: got it? Yeah, bothering him because he'll cry about anything.
Speaker 1: So I'll leave. Lunchbox come on in, all right, Lunchbox
Speaker 1: is now walking in. We're we're doing a commercial readoff
Speaker 1: because they were arguing over who is the worst at
Speaker 1: reading live commercials. Lunchbox and legendum. Welcome to the studio,
Speaker 1: lunch Boat. The legend in the building got you guys
Speaker 1: running here for like forty five minutes to take them
Speaker 1: alone to get through one read. No, we had to
Speaker 1: give our scores. Oh I gotcha, got you so, lunchbox,
Speaker 1: this will be your spot, same exact spot is sad. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me see. It'll be a thirty. It'll be for
Speaker 1: the y m c A oh yeah, so WHYFCA. Now
Speaker 1: that being said, we'll have a timer up here. You
Speaker 1: can look up at any time and the timer, um,
Speaker 1: you'll be credited for how close you get to exactly
Speaker 1: thirty seconds as well. Are you ready lunch Oh no,
Speaker 1: I gotta read over the commercial. You don't just give
Speaker 1: it when when you do a commercial. He just started
Speaker 1: read yes, are you ready? And here we go? Thirty
Speaker 1: seconds begins. Now, hey it's lunchbox. If you're a YMCA
Speaker 1: member like me, you know the Y is a great
Speaker 1: place to connect with our community, our children to get
Speaker 1: our children get to make new friends, moms get to
Speaker 1: work out and take a much needed break and we
Speaker 1: all benefit from discounts on the YMC programs like swim lessons,
Speaker 1: use Sports, and Summer Camp. Plus the WHY Member Referral
Speaker 1: program allows you to refer friend and both of you
Speaker 1: could save up to twenty percent every month. So WHY
Speaker 1: members out there, join me and share the y with
Speaker 1: your friends today. Boom, twenty nine seconds perfect, and let's
Speaker 1: let's go to the judges. Now, Boom, are you really moving?
Speaker 1: Are you moving that? Yeah? I have one mess up happens. Well,
Speaker 1: let's start with Morgan number two. This time Morgan number two.
Speaker 1: It was more energetic and I did like it, but
Speaker 1: that mess up. I gotta doc you for that. I
Speaker 1: gotta give you a six six all right, all right,
Speaker 1: that's fine, solid score. I thought you I'll go next.
Speaker 1: I thought your energy was really good. Yeah. Um, you
Speaker 1: had two mess ups, actually two, yeah you had. And
Speaker 1: at one point you just called it the YMC. You forget,
Speaker 1: I don't think so he did? Sure did? Oh he
Speaker 1: called it. And we can pull the tape if we
Speaker 1: need to. But yeah, you call it doesn't matter, but
Speaker 1: you called it the y MC, and you are a
Speaker 1: second under. Yeah, it's fine. You'd rather be under than
Speaker 1: over because if you go over the spot break and messages.
Speaker 1: Everything familiar. I do this for Yeah, I did this
Speaker 1: a lot because Ray gets mad when you send him
Speaker 1: commercials that are over the thirty seconds. Because I know
Speaker 1: someone that does that Amy all the time, and he
Speaker 1: has to edit forever. You talk to me about that, dude.
Speaker 1: Everybody's getting angry at the end of that. So I
Speaker 1: was like, this is the game, Lunchbox, I give you
Speaker 1: a seven. I thought, what did you give Eddie? That's
Speaker 1: not part of it. No, you guys are just trying
Speaker 1: to hold me down. Whatever, go ahead. I hater, I hater.
Speaker 1: I gave Eddie a seven. He didn't mess up and
Speaker 1: he hit it on time. Yeah, exactly. But he has
Speaker 1: no energy. He doesn't have fun with commercially. But you're
Speaker 1: giving you giving lunch seven. You're giving him the same
Speaker 1: as Eddie was a better reader. Lunchbox had more energy.
Speaker 1: I agree, their Lunchbox definitely had the better energy. Okay,
Speaker 1: but okay, go ahead, Amy. Well I gave Eddie an eight.
Speaker 1: Well you have to say that eight. Whoa go ahead?
Speaker 1: That's all right, go ahead, um, but I'm giving I'm
Speaker 1: giving you a seven. Seven six is twenty Bring on, Eddie.
Speaker 1: Let's let's go over this, Eddie, come on in. So
Speaker 1: Eddie won, but you guys are losers. There's no chance. No,
Speaker 1: I thought he had won lunch. I knew it. You
Speaker 1: can't do that in the live read, lets box with
Speaker 1: the Eddie with the twenty two, let's box the worst
Speaker 1: commercial reader in the land. Yeah, and he's been doing guys,
Speaker 1: he's been doing this a lot longer than me. Yea Eddie.
Speaker 1: They said you were terrible. No, no, no, yes, you
Speaker 1: like Eddie. You're at the MC remember like me? You
Speaker 1: know the seven. He had more energy, but he messed
Speaker 1: up twice. Did you up one time? And he was
Speaker 1: under by a second okay, and you were over No no, no,
Speaker 1: he was right one was right on okay. But our winner, yeah,
Speaker 1: come on and next to last best commercial. I had
Speaker 1: no chance. You guys always want to hold down what
Speaker 1: we both had a no, no, no chance, no no,
Speaker 1: no no. They weren't gonna be honest, no matter what.
Speaker 1: We have biased judges here. You even on the live
Speaker 1: read you did that bruning it would be three mess ups.
Speaker 1: But my question is who's commercial? If you're driving your car,
Speaker 1: who's commercial? You're gonna remember? More mind or if you
Speaker 1: keep the I don't know. No, no, no, honestly, mine
Speaker 1: is gonna be in there because it's exactly who's you
Speaker 1: gonna remember ward, I'm gonna think it's able. No, you're
Speaker 1: rewinding up blockbust dw there we go, Hey, congratulation show.
Speaker 1: I get on Reddit a lot. The website. It's just
Speaker 1: basically a big message board about whatever, and sometimes people
Speaker 1: ask questions, and so the woman wrote on Reddit, Hello,
Speaker 1: this might look funny, but it's an actual problem between
Speaker 1: me and my husband. They're twenty three and twenty four
Speaker 1: years old. They've been dating for a year, the marriage,
Speaker 1: then they got married for a couple of years, and
Speaker 1: she's pregnant. But he wants to name the baby girl.
Speaker 1: They're about to have this same name as one of
Speaker 1: his ex girlfriends. What do you think about that? No?
Speaker 1: What if it just a great name? Yeah, exactly. Well,
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful name. It has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: the people in the past. It's a beautiful name, like
Speaker 1: the name Elizabeth. If that's a beautiful name, who cares
Speaker 1: if you made out there's a lot of beautiful names
Speaker 1: like I don't I mean, unless it also happens to
Speaker 1: be the name, but like runs in your family or
Speaker 1: like your mom or your grandma had. I mean, okay, maybe,
Speaker 1: but not if it's just strictly the name of your
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend. So if you and your husband we're having
Speaker 1: a girl and he should day someone named Monica, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there was no Monica. There was his aunt or
Speaker 1: mom or grandma. Right, And he's like, I really liked
Speaker 1: the name Monica. He wasn't even saying it was a
Speaker 1: bad hurd. Really Like, I just but you just really
Speaker 1: really you just really really like the name. I love
Speaker 1: the name Monica. Come on, Amy, I just don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think so fine, when we have a boy,
Speaker 1: do I get to name it my ex boyfriends? Is
Speaker 1: that what you're gonna do? Get it? So you wouldn't
Speaker 1: let you wouldn't name the baby. I would just think
Speaker 1: we could come up with a better name that isn't
Speaker 1: going to bring up memories of somebody else. What if
Speaker 1: you're like me, all the girls names would be out.
Speaker 1: Oh you know I was a wild child, so that
Speaker 1: means but this was like a real girlfriend. I just
Speaker 1: someone who made out with. Yeah, like a legit serious relationship.
Speaker 1: What I wonder and we can have you guys, call
Speaker 1: in if there was ever a name that like your
Speaker 1: husband or even wife suggested it doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: after an next but you were like, you're not naming
Speaker 1: our baby after this. You know, Like your husband's like,
Speaker 1: ye want to name name a Miller, Like that's a
Speaker 1: cool name after the beer. You're like, we're not naming
Speaker 1: our baby Miller and light. So if you got into
Speaker 1: this issue where your husband and wife wanted to name
Speaker 1: your kid after something you thought was totally dumb, call
Speaker 1: us talking about if your husband wanted to name your
Speaker 1: kids after something, and you're like, wait, what hey, Corey
Speaker 1: in Indiana, You're on the show. Why are you? What's
Speaker 1: going on? So? I was named after? Don't know that
Speaker 1: I was named after, but I have the same name
Speaker 1: is one of my dad's ex girlfriends. My mom didn't
Speaker 1: know until after I was named So how that didn't
Speaker 1: I was shaking itself out, Um, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: ever remember being a big deal. And I liked my
Speaker 1: name because it's a boy girl named so I think
Speaker 1: my mom was fine with it. Did you ever meet
Speaker 1: Corey that you were named after? No, I never met
Speaker 1: or seen a picture or really it was never really
Speaker 1: a thing. You never looked up on Facebook? Nothing, no,
Speaker 1: but now I'm curious. Yeah, me too. Let us know. Hey, Corey,
Speaker 1: thank you for the call. Yeah, I think I like
Speaker 1: your name too. If I'm being honest, I think it's cool. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: thank you. Let's go to Becky in South Carolina. Hey, Becky, Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: talk to me. Yeah, so my ex husband was named Darryl,
Speaker 1: and our first son was named Darryl, and he one
Speaker 1: to name our second son Darryl. Why he had the
Speaker 1: new heart? Is my cousin Darryl? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: get that. I have to watch that show. But you said, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you still had two Darrells though, Right, what did you
Speaker 1: name the third Darryl? What'd your name the third Daryl?
Speaker 1: Jordan Jure? Okay, all right, all right, hey, thanks for
Speaker 1: the call. I appreciate that. Let's go over and talk
Speaker 1: to Rachel. Rachel, you're on the air. Hey, Bobby good,
Speaker 1: what's called you? Good? But yeah, your story? Did to
Speaker 1: name my son Rawlings after the sports equipment? He's a
Speaker 1: big baseball fan, and um that was that's the name
Speaker 1: or the brand of the baseball glove. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: definitely wasn't a fan. May what do they get the
Speaker 1: name rawling without knowing that it's about baseball? Now? I
Speaker 1: mean like, I'm picturing it written across a bat right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know that rawlings makes bad. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Well, that's what I was picturing.
Speaker 1: But maybe it was a glove. What do you think
Speaker 1: about that? He didn't. He didn't tell me it was
Speaker 1: the glove or the brand. I I when he said
Speaker 1: the name, I was like, like the sports equipment? He said, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: So like, could you call him raw for short? No?
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you called, hey, Rachel, thank you for
Speaker 1: the call, appreciate that. Hey, thanks for all the calls.
Speaker 1: Let's talk to Laura and Florida. Hey, Laura, Hey, what
Speaker 1: do you think? So we me and my husband had
Speaker 1: named our second child Tristen. Named him what is it name? Tristan?
Speaker 1: Tristan gotta go ahead. So I didn't know at the time,
Speaker 1: but he's actually named after Brad Pitt's character in the
Speaker 1: movie Legends of the hallow Good movie. Wait, your husband
Speaker 1: picked the name but didn't tell you why he picked
Speaker 1: the name? Right? And I had actually never seen the movie,
Speaker 1: So I didn't know about that. I was like, oh, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: I liked that name. It's a good name. So we
Speaker 1: named him Triston. And then after he was born, I
Speaker 1: saw the movie and he was like, yeah, that's where
Speaker 1: I got his name from. And how did you feel
Speaker 1: about that? I was okay with it. I mean, I like,
Speaker 1: I like the name. It's it's our son. But it
Speaker 1: was just a shock knowing that he's named after a
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt character. Yeah, a little bit. He kept that
Speaker 1: from you, Like that might be considered a lie. Oh
Speaker 1: missions a lie, right, Like we don't tell someone something. Hey, Laura,
Speaker 1: thank you for the call. I appreciate. I bet it's
Speaker 1: warm down in Florida. Huh it's beautiful. Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: it is, rubbing it in Hey, thank you, Laura. Mary
Speaker 1: and Georgia you're on. Hi. My name is Mary and
Speaker 1: my daughter is named after a golf club. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: don't tell me what golf let's think about golf club
Speaker 1: driver King Callaway Bridgestone Tis but her name is Callaway's cute.
Speaker 1: I don't hate the name, No, I like it, not bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think about that? Mary? I love the name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: me too. Um, actually in our town. There's several other
Speaker 1: little girls now who have been named Calloway fit. Oh
Speaker 1: that would irritate me though, Like you go all original
Speaker 1: and they copy that, and you gotta submit her name
Speaker 1: to Callaway. You got to send them a letter. They'll
Speaker 1: send you free stuff for naming your daughter after their stuff. Good.
Speaker 1: I should do that absolutely well, thank you? Is she
Speaker 1: playing golf by any chance? See D's play golf? May
Speaker 1: kind of be a waste if she did, Yeah, kind
Speaker 1: of waste the name if you don't play golf in
Speaker 1: your name's Coloy. Hey, thank you. Thank you for the
Speaker 1: call Mary. Thanks alright, I like that. Hey, thanks for
Speaker 1: hanging out with us. By the way, if you're in
Speaker 1: Denver or Chicago or El Paso, come and watch Eddie
Speaker 1: and Ice comedy and music show. The Raging Idiots will
Speaker 1: be in town soon Raging Idiots dot com. And now
Speaker 1: over to the mailbag. Here we go, Bobbies mailbag. Hey, Bobby,
Speaker 1: sending you this message because I would appreciate your advice.
Speaker 1: A feelings for a coworker. What should I do? I
Speaker 1: don't want to run the friendship we have, but also
Speaker 1: want to be more than Jess Friends Classic situation like
Speaker 1: Jim and Pam at the office. Should I tell him
Speaker 1: how I feel? Please help? Regards secretly in love, I'll
Speaker 1: say this, I've dated people I've worked with before and
Speaker 1: how'd that work out? Well, we're not together anymore, but
Speaker 1: it never was this relationship that was awful afterward, a
Speaker 1: little awkward for a minute. Yeah, I think of a
Speaker 1: little bit of a different case. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If he's single, in your single, you're always going to
Speaker 1: kick yourself if you don't say something, it's almost you know,
Speaker 1: nothing risked, nothing gained. So I would say, if there
Speaker 1: are no rules against it at the office, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because that could be a thing like no, what is
Speaker 1: it frattinization? Yeah, it's close enough. Okay, if there are
Speaker 1: no rules against it, I think you should actually feel
Speaker 1: it out and just risk that it's gonna be awkward
Speaker 1: for a while. You know. There was a girl who
Speaker 1: worked in it didn't work in the building in the
Speaker 1: last couple of years, but she worked in the record
Speaker 1: business and I was like, hey, you want to go
Speaker 1: out some time? And she did not. Oh, she didn't
Speaker 1: want to have dropped. She don't want to get any
Speaker 1: You're gonna cause any of that. Okay, well it wasn't
Speaker 1: that on. They just don't think she liked me, and
Speaker 1: so oh she used that as an excuse. No, no,
Speaker 1: she ended up getting a boyfriend, like pretty close after that. Okay,
Speaker 1: but it was always kind of awkward when I would
Speaker 1: see her because I was a guy that was like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you like me? And she was like nope. But
Speaker 1: you can get over that pretty quickly or you can't.
Speaker 1: But if you I would have always wondered. But yeah,
Speaker 1: saying something and then if that person doesn't feel the
Speaker 1: same way, you have to show up to work every
Speaker 1: day and see them. Yeah, that's part of life, though.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're not gonna be vulnerable, I mean
Speaker 1: you could get a new job. I guess no, not
Speaker 1: even that. If you're not going to be vulnerable, then
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get any any sort of reward. So
Speaker 1: my advice would be, if it's illegal to go and say, hey,
Speaker 1: would you want to go out sometimes more than just friends,
Speaker 1: And if it's no, it's gonna be awkward, but that's okay.
Speaker 1: At least you tried, not just in this situation but
Speaker 1: in life. Put yourself out there. Sometimes it doesn't work,
Speaker 1: but the times that it does is really great, and
Speaker 1: if you break up, it's gonna be awkward, but at
Speaker 1: least you know you tried Amy your advice. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm not as go for it as Bobby is,
Speaker 1: because yeah, it would make the work situation really awkward.
Speaker 1: But hearing Bobby say that you've got to be vulnerable
Speaker 1: if you want to get reward, then I back Bobby up.
Speaker 1: You gotta go for it, lunch box, your thoughts. Listen, Man,
Speaker 1: you gotta shoot or shoot if you wanted the chick.
Speaker 1: You gotta go for the chick. Go ask her out,
Speaker 1: and if she doesn't say yes, then you go complain
Speaker 1: to HR and say she is harassing you. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Now that's a different approach, one that I did not
Speaker 1: think of. Yeah, that way, it doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: awkward around the office because she won't be around the
Speaker 1: office anymore. I guess make sure you do. How do
Speaker 1: we know it to sh I'm imagine this is a
Speaker 1: girl writing about a dude. I think it is a
Speaker 1: girl writing about the dude. But either way, he or she,
Speaker 1: if anybody else is listening, they may be in a
Speaker 1: similar situation. So I think that, Oh, be careful in
Speaker 1: how you do it, because yeah, what if they do,
Speaker 1: like take it as some sort of weird thing and
Speaker 1: they go to HR. The way you do it is, hey,
Speaker 1: I know where it works. It's very professional, but would
Speaker 1: you be curious and getting lunch sometimes as a non
Speaker 1: professional situation, use all the right words in the office okay,
Speaker 1: and if they say no, that's okay, it's just gonna
Speaker 1: be awkward. But you get to live with that at least. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That worst would be like, hey, you want to grab
Speaker 1: lunch and they're like, oh yeah, we need to discuss
Speaker 1: this case or whatever, and they take it as business,
Speaker 1: and then you're trying to be all pleasure, that all pleasure,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 1: Well is it business or is it pleasure? Okay? Well,
Speaker 1: and that is the mailbag. Everybody that was bobbies mailbag.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, go to Facebook and write your
Speaker 1: own answer over there. You've had an experience Bobbybones dot com.
Speaker 1: It's time for the good news. So a woman was
Speaker 1: driving through some flooded roads in Oklahoma and her truck
Speaker 1: got stuck on a street and some good Samaritans were like, okay,
Speaker 1: we're going to help you out, like we can do this,
Speaker 1: which is just nice people driving by doing their own thing. Well,
Speaker 1: then one of the rescuers got stuck. But then the
Speaker 1: Deer Creek Fire Department they showed up in their military
Speaker 1: grade vehicle when Brydon's the flooded street helped everyone. It
Speaker 1: was a very dramatic rescue, but a big thank you
Speaker 1: to residents, local crews, everybody working together. Everyone's safe and
Speaker 1: sounds at the time. Lunchboxes roommates save David Robson. Tim Duncan, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was on top there was a flooded car and
Speaker 1: he gets on the hood or on the roof and
Speaker 1: he looks in. He goes, oh my god, that's Tim Duncan.
Speaker 1: Tim Duncan, Tim Duncan most recently and Lunchboxes room. It
Speaker 1: was a firefighter and water and what are you drive
Speaker 1: like a black suv? Yeah, un that suv and got
Speaker 1: stuck on the road. And my roommate was one of
Speaker 1: the he's on the special rescue crew, like the high
Speaker 1: water dangerous rescues. And so he went in on top
Speaker 1: of the vehicle, looks in and he said he pulled
Speaker 1: his head out and let himself. Man, that's Tim Duncan.
Speaker 1: Then look back in I had to play cool. That's
Speaker 1: good to shout out to everybody, all the press responders,
Speaker 1: people out there making a difference. Appreciate that. Amy, Thanks
Speaker 1: for that story. That was tell me something good, your buddy.
Speaker 1: This is all right. So what happened to me? So?
Speaker 1: I was at someone's house and they offered me laquis
Speaker 1: to drink, and I was like, I never heard of us. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll take some laquais. They brought me a
Speaker 1: can of Lacroix and I was like, oh, you mean Lacroix.
Speaker 1: Did you say that? Why would you correct someone because
Speaker 1: well I didn't. I thought maybe they didn't know how
Speaker 1: to say it. So I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: Lacroix and they were like, no, it's laquis. That's how
Speaker 1: they say it, like that's how the French say it
Speaker 1: or whatever. So then I just sgot like I just
Speaker 1: let I let it go. But of course I had
Speaker 1: to go google it myself, and it's a Midwestern company
Speaker 1: made here in America, and they even say on their
Speaker 1: website it's definitely pronounced Lacroix. And if you ever get
Speaker 1: confused about it. Just remember it rhymes with enjoy, so
Speaker 1: enjoy you're Lacroix, And like, why would you get into
Speaker 1: like an argument. I didn't. I didn't say, I didn't
Speaker 1: do any of this at the This is stuff I
Speaker 1: googled after because I just was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: fancy Nancy Lacroix right now, it's so funny. Well, so
Speaker 1: if you ever get offered Lacroix, it's it's you can
Speaker 1: be like no, no, no, no, no, it's Lacroix because Lacroix,
Speaker 1: sparkling water googled it. Yeah, all right, so what do
Speaker 1: you have? You're gonna test me on something that's been
Speaker 1: It made me think of all the things we commonly
Speaker 1: say wrong. So I've got the most commonly mispronounced words. Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, okay, hold. The first one is that's how
Speaker 1: you spell that word prerogative. Yeah, and you're saying it
Speaker 1: wrong bt W Wait no, no, no, because it's spelled prerogative.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Yeah, like like Bobby Brown, it's
Speaker 1: my prerogative, yeah, Bobby Brown mess because right, and so
Speaker 1: because he says prerogative, like a lot of us do
Speaker 1: were we I would even see. You even think it's
Speaker 1: spelled wrong, but this is how it's spelled. And you
Speaker 1: say prerogative, there's no way. I'm never saying prerogative. I
Speaker 1: don't care if that's right. I will never say prerogative. Okay,
Speaker 1: now Amy's holding up this word. Now I've been corrected
Speaker 1: because I was dumb and I go into too, like
Speaker 1: a smoothie place, and I said, I like one of
Speaker 1: those Kai bowls, please, and they said, excuse me. I
Speaker 1: was like in a Kai bowl. They were like, you
Speaker 1: mean an Asie bowl and I was like, oh, game
Speaker 1: cantis mante. So I only know that that ac Ai
Speaker 1: is asie because I was shamed. Yea. So how do
Speaker 1: you say that word? Yeah? There you got it. Um.
Speaker 1: The next word is uh. I'm gonna say niche, and
Speaker 1: I that I used the term a lot. I may
Speaker 1: not be right, but I would say it's niche. It
Speaker 1: is niche, but a select group. A lot of people
Speaker 1: say niche like a niche group. You hear people talking
Speaker 1: about it, and they use they say, I don't even
Speaker 1: hate that. Though I don't hate niche. I don't either,
Speaker 1: But that is incorrect. If you want to do it right,
Speaker 1: it's niche. Okay, next one up, Okay, Amy's holding up
Speaker 1: these words. Okay, this is a trick because this is
Speaker 1: a restaurant that I go to. All the chime Chipotle.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I say again, here's how it's red chippote Le.
Speaker 1: But I would say Chipotle. Chipotle is how I say it, Chipotle.
Speaker 1: Tell me I'm wrong. I say Chipotle and we're wrong?
Speaker 1: What is it? And Eddie shaking you said like we're
Speaker 1: about to he's about to shave us. You guys, what
Speaker 1: chee like cheep like cheap Boltle. But it's Chipotle chip
Speaker 1: So I mean, could you imagine if it's like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: you want to go to cheap Boltle? Well I can't
Speaker 1: imagine that. I mean, it's not that crazy to imagine it.
Speaker 1: But okay, one more, uh, I'm one or two more? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do choku. I would say sudoku. Wait, so I
Speaker 1: don't ever say that word. So it's the puzzle thing
Speaker 1: people do, sudoku, Pseudoku, pseudo. You're right that you're right, Bobby,
Speaker 1: but I don't and I and I guess others say
Speaker 1: sudoku like sou but it's sue and people are only
Speaker 1: because I don't say it enough and I'm just reading it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people are really particular about this. Oh in this one,
Speaker 1: I feel like I learned something because I say it wrong.
Speaker 1: That's Celtic, like the Boston Celtics. Um, it's Celtic. Mmmmm okay,
Speaker 1: well I'm I'm saying if it's I guess if it's
Speaker 1: like Celtic sea salt. But anytime I've been like, do
Speaker 1: you have any Celtic sea salt? But it's Celtic. I
Speaker 1: don't know. So maybe in the like the tents it's used. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Boston Celtics are not the Boston Celtics. Larry Bird
Speaker 1: did not play for the Boston Celtic. I promise you
Speaker 1: all right, one more go ahead? Okay, this one just
Speaker 1: for fun because it's fancy. Is that a brand or
Speaker 1: like the Goddess, it's a brand. It's a purse. You've
Speaker 1: talked about this purse before, Air May m hm air
Speaker 1: may Air. Okay. So a lot of people say hermes like,
Speaker 1: have you ever seen these fancy bags? Y'all? These purses
Speaker 1: are like fifteen thousand dollars for a like handbag. Some
Speaker 1: of our bosses have them. So French treet but I've
Speaker 1: never known how to say it. I'll be like, wow,
Speaker 1: I go, oh my gosh. This one person we know
Speaker 1: at work has a her Mes bag, but it's air
Speaker 1: Mes air Mez. Have you ever seen one of these
Speaker 1: fancy bags. Don't embarrass yourself like me and say Hermes,
Speaker 1: it's air Mez. There you go, thank you, Amy. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: no problem. Now we all feel little smarter. I guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're at the pool, yes, kids everywhere because well summer,
Speaker 1: and I shall know if what we saw going down
Speaker 1: was appropriate or not appropriate. But there was a mom
Speaker 1: there and she undid her bikini top, which is normal
Speaker 1: when you don't want tan lines on your back. And
Speaker 1: she's not facing up, she's facing down, but you can
Speaker 1: still see all kinds of things like and she's side side. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very obvious, like very and yeah she's a mom.
Speaker 1: I mean she looks great, like really pretty great body
Speaker 1: all the things. But a lot of the kids are
Speaker 1: like staring and kind of breaking out, especially boys. And
Speaker 1: she's there with her kids, and I just didn't know,
Speaker 1: should a mama do her a bikini top at a
Speaker 1: public pool with a bunch of kids swimming? Okay, you know.
Speaker 1: I do know. Now on the beach, I would say,
Speaker 1: you do your thing. He has a lot of space.
Speaker 1: But I'm curious as to what everybody's Hey, what are
Speaker 1: you saying, dude. We weren't at the beach, and we
Speaker 1: weren't at like a private pool. We were at a public,
Speaker 1: like a neighborhood pool with a bunch of kids. So
Speaker 1: I mean, I have been known to not want tamline,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I'll undo it when I'm laying flat, but
Speaker 1: I'm not at a pool with a bunch of kids.
Speaker 1: So I'm leaning towards I don't want to be inappropriate, police,
Speaker 1: but I'm leaning towards maybe not do that there, like
Speaker 1: do it in your backyard. One vote it inappropriate. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go over to lunchbox. Lunchbox, you heard the story, guys.
Speaker 1: It's the human body. It's beautiful and there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with the human body being exposed. And like you said,
Speaker 1: you said you couldn't even see anything. She was laying flat,
Speaker 1: so you can see side when the bikini's on, sometimes
Speaker 1: depending on the bikini. So I got no problem with it.
Speaker 1: Teach your kids to respect the human body and not
Speaker 1: have them freak out because some ladies laying they're getting
Speaker 1: a sun tan. Let them out, let them free. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you vote not inappropriate, he votes appropriate appropriate. There
Speaker 1: we go. Okay, we're all even now one to one.
Speaker 1: Let's go over to Morgan number two. Morgan number two,
Speaker 1: it's a family pool, lots of kids everywhere. You don't
Speaker 1: want a tan line? Would you drop your top and
Speaker 1: laying lay on your stomach? I mean every I think
Speaker 1: every swimsuit situation could be considered a family environment. So
Speaker 1: I don't think it's inappropriate. But then maybe because it's
Speaker 1: I don't have kids yet, I don't really know, so
Speaker 1: to me, I'm like, it's no big deal. So you
Speaker 1: vote appropriate, not inappropriate. Appropriate. Yeah, so we have two
Speaker 1: votes appropriate. Yeah, two votes appropriate and one vote inappropriate. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Eddie. Eddie, our video producers a dad
Speaker 1: of well kind of foreign. Yeah, two of your kids,
Speaker 1: two foster kids. You're to family pool. Look, I'm no
Speaker 1: stranger to family pools. We go all the time. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: and there's nothing better when something like that happens. Because guys, parents, families,
Speaker 1: you know, everyone's just uptight because if kids are around everything.
Speaker 1: But look, we all care about our tans. Women don't
Speaker 1: want that tan line on their back. I'm with Lunchbox
Speaker 1: and Morgan number two. It's appropriate. Let them hang out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why had the loser? No, no, Amy, I'm on your side.
Speaker 1: It's inappropriate. It's inappropriate. Do it wherever I do it,
Speaker 1: whenever there aren't kids around. Everybody's not staring making a
Speaker 1: scene of it. You can't beat a family pool. You
Speaker 1: can't put boobs on Sesame Street. It's not boobs bones, yes,
Speaker 1: it's her back. No, no, it's side boob. It is Amy.
Speaker 1: I'm on your side, thank you. I say it's inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Although we lost, we did, like I kind of thought,
Speaker 1: even I thought Eddie was gonna be honest. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: did you hear how he set it up? He's like,
Speaker 1: I love it. When something like this happened never happens.
Speaker 1: You're right, Amy, it's not. It's not a common thing.
Speaker 1: And when something like that happens, every everyone's like, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, and it makes you think more women should
Speaker 1: do it. Okay, okay. We just ran up against two
Speaker 1: Purvos and a twenty five year old. That's a tough ammy,
Speaker 1: that's a tough, tough challenge for us, but we lost,
Speaker 1: so we must deem it appropriate. Now everybody can do
Speaker 1: it great and every family pool. Okay, um, well enjoy
Speaker 1: the summer, guys, let them out. So have you heard
Speaker 1: about ray Mundo or audio guy getting massa just from
Speaker 1: another gat work? No? But sounds amazing. Who hands them out? Okay?
Speaker 1: Raymondo telling me this story? Yeah, so anybody can jump
Speaker 1: in on this one. But hours wise, it worked out
Speaker 1: so that one of the guys you used to work here,
Speaker 1: I've waited long enough so he doesn't even work here anymore.
Speaker 1: He would end his shift when I would start my shift,
Speaker 1: and so he would come in and he would give
Speaker 1: me a little massages. And it wasn't that big of
Speaker 1: a deal. But then Eddie Lunchbox people found out about
Speaker 1: it and they were saying, how weird and you can't
Speaker 1: do that at work? Is there? Holdad on, how did
Speaker 1: this dude start to give you massages? Like? What was
Speaker 1: that first? Hey man? Can I give you a massage?
Speaker 1: Or are you like, hey man, give me a massage? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I would just get back from the gym, so I'd
Speaker 1: be in a cut off shirt and he would just
Speaker 1: start massaging my shoulders and it felt so good. What
Speaker 1: do you mean just I don't know him a lifetime
Speaker 1: that another guy just walked up and sort of just
Speaker 1: started massaging your shoulders. Usually it's a camaraderie thing with
Speaker 1: sports teams that you come in from the dugout from
Speaker 1: a play and a guy with massage give you shoulder
Speaker 1: massage real quick. No, Raymondo, I played a lot of
Speaker 1: sports bud football. They fall like we that there was
Speaker 1: never rub time. Yeah, it's all dependent on kind of
Speaker 1: probably maybe it's a northern thing. And okay, so you come,
Speaker 1: I don't know who starts it, but he's giving you
Speaker 1: a massage every day when you come to work. Go ahead. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I never would have wanted to talk about it
Speaker 1: when he still worked here. But then I got to
Speaker 1: thinking our massages frowned upon. You can hug people at work,
Speaker 1: you can shake their hands, pat him on the back,
Speaker 1: but can you do a little massage or is that
Speaker 1: just something you probably shouldn't do And it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: This is years ago, I would say, First of all,
Speaker 1: I know it's not years ago. Second of all, I
Speaker 1: would say, oh, it's just a weird I would say
Speaker 1: it work. No, no massages, because if you ask for one,
Speaker 1: that can be good. Hr. Yeah, Raymondo is asking me
Speaker 1: for massages, and I feel weird. And if you're doing one,
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, can I rub you? That also can
Speaker 1: be weird. It's almost not worth it. I all start
Speaker 1: from a little birdie that the massages got longer and longer. Yes,
Speaker 1: so we would. It would end up being a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes. And it was. It felt so good after
Speaker 1: a workout, to the point I think to do And
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, your massages are maybe the best
Speaker 1: or better than any woman massage I've ever had. And
Speaker 1: we became very good friends, and like we'd talk and
Speaker 1: we'd hang out and stuff like that. But it just
Speaker 1: sucked it. It was at work. You know, why did
Speaker 1: you not have him over to the house and do that.
Speaker 1: It's all he was a professional massuse. He's a very
Speaker 1: nice guy. They give me some massages, and I still
Speaker 1: talk to him whenever I go to this a certain
Speaker 1: event place. He gets me in for free. So still
Speaker 1: a friend of mine. Massage. What was the longest massage
Speaker 1: you guy at work? From this dude, no more than
Speaker 1: five minutes. They're getting a little longer ever to ask him? Now, right, really,
Speaker 1: how long was the longest? Longest one? I think it
Speaker 1: was five. It would be shoulders, lower back, and that's
Speaker 1: usually all I worked out. I think keeps growing the
Speaker 1: more you keep asking minutes, Cass, it wasn't ever more
Speaker 1: than ten minutes. Well, then by your original answer, it
Speaker 1: was never one than five minutes. My regummendation is at work,
Speaker 1: and it's tough, especially if you're not super super close
Speaker 1: to them, because you can get in a lot of trouble. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you ever say, hey, did you ever want to
Speaker 1: like take you out or anything? No? Absolutely not, But
Speaker 1: it was a morale thing. Hey, it improved my morale.
Speaker 1: I was ready to start today. Yeah, like camaraderie, like
Speaker 1: you said, like all sports. Yeah, you're getting the dugout
Speaker 1: and you start getting massages. I was looking at this
Speaker 1: picture of Keanu Reeves and he takes pictures with people.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I died laughing. And he won't put
Speaker 1: his hands on that. He like puts his hands out
Speaker 1: a little bit but and behind their back, but up
Speaker 1: touching them because he doesn't want to be the guy
Speaker 1: that's all touchy touchy. Yes, I was like Okay, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: Most beloved actor who's Canadian. Yeah, it's so many pictures
Speaker 1: and yeah, his hand is not never touching. Aren't you
Speaker 1: loving Keiano? Now? Be honest, I mean yeah, he's winning
Speaker 1: me over because that made me la are the best
Speaker 1: selling one hit Wonders of all time and Business Insider
Speaker 1: did this, So it's all about money, and there really
Speaker 1: is no precise definition of one hit wonder. It's just
Speaker 1: an artist had a massive hit and never had a
Speaker 1: hit quite matched that success of that first song. And so, um,
Speaker 1: what'd you guess? Amy sexy Ah? Yeah, all right, said
Speaker 1: Fred Makarina did come in at number nine. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that is on there, but it is not not top five.
Speaker 1: And Eddie, would you guess take on me, take me,
Speaker 1: take me, take me? You know? Um, the only one
Speaker 1: that made the list one Lunchboxes, Mick Rainah, the number nine,
Speaker 1: number eight. Can you name the artist of this one?
Speaker 1: Your voice sermon? Name Nickelback? No, that's kind of nickelback out,
Speaker 1: that's hinder lips of it. Yeah, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: nickel Back, I'd glay more hits. Yeah, don't hit on Nickelback.
Speaker 1: I'm not, but that's what they down a different slide.
Speaker 1: We don't want to go down because everybody liked him
Speaker 1: at one point and now all of a sudden, you're
Speaker 1: too cool, all of a sudden, channing tatums. I don't
Speaker 1: like them when you don't like them. All Right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Jesus number seven, best selling Jesus. That's by
Speaker 1: the Far East movement. Yes, like at Jesus at number six.
Speaker 1: You can see me rolling them, trying to kiss you,
Speaker 1: ruding dirty, trying to catch me riding dirty, trying to
Speaker 1: get your riding dirty. I don't know Chamellionaire, he only
Speaker 1: had him one number four times platinum. Really get other
Speaker 1: songs and none remotely as popular as this. Uh. I
Speaker 1: was on the bike yesterday working out to this song. Panda,
Speaker 1: my Designeranda. This is a jam like hey credit that
Speaker 1: during the list. Yeah, it's number five, number four, Watch
Speaker 1: me whip now, Hey watch okay, watch me watched me
Speaker 1: name one old Bay tell him no Cilento Cilento, biggest
Speaker 1: selling one hit Wonders of all time. Number three. I
Speaker 1: love the song. You guys would have never guess it.
Speaker 1: I would have never guessed it as a big hit.
Speaker 1: But passenger let her go. But you. Yeah, you go
Speaker 1: something you're feeling high and you're feeling Low's high feeling low?
Speaker 1: There you go. Number two survivor. Yeah. And the number
Speaker 1: one selling one hit wonder of all time is Boom
Speaker 1: Boom go to a somebody I used to know? Wow,
Speaker 1: eight times platinum, eight million purchases, international appeal, around the room,
Speaker 1: favorite one hit wonder of all time, Amy Daniel Powder,
Speaker 1: Bad day Jam? What a great say you had a
Speaker 1: bad day? I haven't thought about this. What a great pit. Oh.
Speaker 1: When this would come on the radio and I was
Speaker 1: in my little white Jetta, I rolled the windows down
Speaker 1: and felt so good. What what a song takes me
Speaker 1: back and American? I don't like the early days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the whole what someone would lose, they'd play
Speaker 1: it and I was like, I was like, dang, I
Speaker 1: didn't know what burn was like burn? That was awesome?
Speaker 1: Like Doddre you going home because you had a bad day? Wow?
Speaker 1: Good one? Andy? What's your one hit? One? Are your favorite?
Speaker 1: Tep thumping solid, no doubt? Yeah, Down that's a good
Speaker 1: song too good? Yeah Down Brogan number two year Young,
Speaker 1: What is yours? It's Fountains of Wayne Stacy's mom Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: fun good one. It was and night, Rachel. It was
Speaker 1: the Stacy's mom remember the video. Oh I just saw
Speaker 1: this guy play the song too, because I'm like, Rachel,
Speaker 1: what's and Rachel Rachel Stewart, Rod Stewart text wife something
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, whatever, launch box. Oh it's easy, Baha
Speaker 1: man who let the dogs out? The dog? The dog
Speaker 1: is our favorite one that wonders and mine is just
Speaker 1: the teen baby does teen? We just mean I need
Speaker 1: Mine isn't the biggest, but it's a good one. It's
Speaker 1: a good one. Although I have to give a victory
Speaker 1: to somebody. It's because you, thank you, thank you. I
Speaker 1: don't know where Rachel Hunter was. Her name was this
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